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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1927-09-29, Page 2NE'WS RI/CORD CIN'rnd, ONTARIO Terrnsf SUbSOriPtiOh-r-52.00 Per year. ho ativ"°0, to Chi:send: addresees; $2.50 to the U.S. er other for,eign cpuntries. No paper discontinued, until all arrears are paid ;unless at - the ,option of the publisher. The date to which every subecription-is. Paid is denoted on the label.' , , Advertising Bates---Transtent adver- , ti6lng. lie per count lino for first insertion,Sc for each seheoelaeat insertiou. Beediee counts 2 lines. Smelledveseiseraente, not to exceed one inch, such se "Wanted," "Lost," 'Strayed" etc., inserted once for 3iie, each subsequent ineertiou 16c. Advertfeenicute ant IC withOut In- etrections as to the number of in- sertions wanted ,will run until order- ed out and, will ;be charged , accord; ,ingly. Rates for display advertielng made known on application. - Communications intended for publi- cation 'Mugt, 'as' a'gaarattio of good, faith; be accempanied by the name. of the writer. Ihe HALL, MM, CLARE, Peeps -Meer. Editor. D. MeTAGGART A getieree Ranking EnsIncss.tranSaeh• ed. Notes'Ateseo.unted. Drafts lesued; _Interest Allowed' on :Dopoilthe "-Sete Notes Purchased. _ . T. RANCE ' Notary Pubilc,' Conveyancer. Fluancial, Real Estate and Fire In- eurrince Agent. Representing 14 Fire Insurance Companies... Division court,Officee Clinton, BRYDONE Sarrlater, solicitor. Notary Public, etc. SLOAN BLOCK - CLINTON ..DR.J.C.GANDER - Office Hostra:-1.30 to 3.30 Pm., 6.30 to 8-00 Pen., Sendays, 11,30 to 1.30 p.m. Other hours by aPpointment: Office and Resideete. -- Victoria St. DR. FRED G. THOMPSON ()Mee and Residence: 'enteric, Street - Cliuton, Ont. One door west of Anglican Church. Phone 172. .....52es examined and glasses fitted. DR: PERCIVAL HEARN Office and Residence: Iluron Street» Clinton, Ont. • • Phone 69 eFormerier occupied by the late Or, O W, Tbompsoni, • Eyes Examined and Giessen Fitted. DR. H. A.. MCINTYRE • DENTIST Office hours 9' to 12 AM. and 1 to 5 P.111., except Teestlays and Wednes- days. Office over Canadian National „Esti:mese,' Clinton, Ont. Phone 21. DR. F. A. AXON DENTIST Clinton, Out. ' Graduate of C.C.D.S., Chicago, and 12,(1.le,S„ Toronto. Crowe and Plate Work a specialty D. H. McINNES Chleopractor--Electrical Treatment. Of wjiighoin, eat be at the Quintets Mal Ian, Olinton, on Monday, Wedaes- day and Friday forenoons of each week. , Diseases of all Uncle succeeafully handled. • GEORGE ELLIOTT Licensed Auctioneer for the County Of Huron. Correspondence proniptle answered. Irnuaedtate arrangements cat be made for Sales Date at The NeWs-Record. Clintbn, or by calling Phone 203. Chaeges ModerilleThand Satiefaction Guaraeteed. OSCAR KLOPF'. Honor Graduate Care) Jones' National Sclabol of Auctioneering, Chicago. Spe.' Mal course taken in Pure Bred Live Stock, •Real heetate, Merchandise and Fenn Sales.' Rates, in keeping with _prevailing maliket. Satisfaction as - tiered. Wrtte or wire,'Zurich, One Mime. 1,843. • & 'R.. HIGGINS cirntt.'n, ont. , General' Fire and Life ineuranceeAgent for'Ilartfedel Windstorm, Live Stock. Automobile and Sicksinee and Accident Insurance. Huron and Erie and Cana. • da Trust -needs. „Appointineats niade • to, inset parties at nrucetielci, Verne' sod fle-ydeld..Plaoneh7, TIMETABLE, Trains will aerivo at and depart from • Clinton ,as follows: r•Suffalo and Gedericii Dee, Going East, depart 0.25 .a.m. Going West; or. " " 11.10 a.m. sir. 6.0e de. 6.53 p.m. " " • 'Cr. 1104, pen. London,' Huron 8,- Bruce Div. Goma South, are 7.66 sip, 7.16.a.sn. 4.10 p.m. Gofer North, depart 6.50 pip. 11.013 11,15 am. The ilic1411, Mutual.. Fire Insurance Company. Head einitP Seafortie 'Ont. _ DIREeTOSY: President, Za :es Counoity,‘Coderloh; Vice, James Evans, Beechwood; see,. Treasurer, 'flies. E. Hays, Setitortie Directors: George McCartney, Sea. forth; D. le McGregor,' Seaforth; S. G. Orestes, -Walton; Wm. Ring, Seaforte; ee, meEwen, Clinton; Robert Ferrieee /-Iarlock; Jobn,lieurieweb•, Orodhagen; Jae. Connolly, Godericb. , Agents: Alex. Leitch, Clinton; .1. W. Yee, Goderiehe Ed. Ilinchray, Sea. fertile W, Chesney, legnaondville; et. G. Jarmuth, Brodbagen. Any money to he paid le may be paid to Mono -lois Clothing Ca., Clinton, or at, Outt'a Grocery, Goderich. Parties ,desirlag to affect Insurance or transace °thee busitess will be promptly attended to on apnlicatIon to any of 'the above officers addressed to their respectiVo post office. Loese• e inepected by'the Director who flees nearest the euene. 'rare Ever.y. cup is u 21%eur deliffint. Ask ircor 11 lariLvinux _Dints6ox_Roati THE FORTUNE TELLER. , It was an ancient diary in a faded leather rover.' The writing Was fill0 end delicateaand -the ink yellow with. age. Monsieur Jonquelle turned the pages raloWly and with Mete, ler the paper was fragile. We had dined eaely _and -cense in letter 'to his house on the Faubourg St. Germain in - He wished to show -me this old diary that had come down to him, from a branch of his mother's fare- ily in. Virginia—a branch that he gone out with a Iting's Grant when Virginia was a crown colony. , The collateral ancestor Pendleton had been a Jesetice of the Peace in Virginia, and a spinster daughter had written down some of the strange cases with which her father bad been concerned. Mon- sieur jonquelle believed that these ceses in their tragic details, and their inspirational dedeetive • handling equaled any of modern times. „The great library overlocking the Fau- bourg St. Germain Was curtained off from Paris. Moneleur Jengaelle read by the fire; and Plistened, returned as by some recession of time to the Virginia of' mi vanished decade. The narrative of the diary follows: It was a big sunny room. The long windows looked out on a formal gar- den, great beech trees and the bow of the river. Within it was a sort of library, There weie book-cdses built into the wall, to the height (-E a man's head, and at intervals between them, rising from the floor to the cornice of the shelves, were rows .of mahogany drawers with glass knobs. There was also a flat writing table. • It *as the room of a trafeler, a man of letters, a dreamer. On the teed° were an imkpot of carved jade, a paperknife of ivory with gold but- terflies see_ in; theee bronze storks, with their baelcs together, held am -ex- quisite ,Teraivise crystal. The room Was in disorder—the drawers pulled out and the contents Day father 'stood leaning against the casement of the wienew, looking out. The lawyer, leir. I.ewis, set in a chair beside the table, his, eyes on the violated room. "Pendleton," he said, "I don't like Shia Englishman Gosford," • The words seemed to arouso my father out of the depths of souse re- flection, and he turned to the lawyer, Mn- Lewis. • "Goeford!" he echoed. "Ile is behind'this business, Pen- dleton," the lawyer, Mr. Lewis, went on. "Mark my Word! He conies here when Marshall is dying; he forces his way to the man's bed: he puts, the servants out; he locks the door. Now, what bushiest had this Eneeislemart with Marshall on' Ins deathbed? What business of a sbcrecy so close that lefershall's son is barred out by a locked door?" He pane.ed and twisted the seal ring on his fieger, Arp "When you and I came to visit the sick Irian, Gosforul was always here. s though he kept a watch on us, and when we left, he went always te-his ream to write his letters, as he said, "And snore than this. Pendleton; Marshall is hardly in his gravel be- fore Gee -feed writes me to inquire by what legal process the dead man's papers may be examined for a will, And it is Gosfoed who sends a negro , riding, as if the devil were on the! crupper, to summen me in the name of the Confraonevealth of Virginia, to! appear and exansine into the circum - eta-nces of this burglary. . "I mistrust the man. 11,, used to hang about Marshall in his life, upon; ;onne enterprise of secrecy; and now he takes possession and leadership in hie affairs and sets the man's soli! aside, In what right, Pendeeton, does this etelventurous Englishman feel himself. sconce?" My father did not reply to Levels's discourse._ His' comment was .in an- other quarter. "Hove is young Marshall and Goeki," 1m said. -- The lawyer rose and came over to the window. Two persons were advancing from the direction of the stablet—a tall, delicate boy, and a strange old man. The old, man walked with a quick, jeryk stride, It was the old country doctor Gaelti. And, unlike any other man of his profession, he would work, as long and as carefully on the body of a horee as he would on the'body of a Sian,.snappingout Ins quaint oaths mid in a etrees of effort, as though he etruggled with some Invimble creature for its prey. The negroes used 'to say that the devil was afraid of Gaeki, and he might have been, if te disable a man or his horse were the devil's will. But I think, rather, the negroee imagined the devil to fear what, they feared themselves. ACCOUNTANTS AND AUDITORS W. MacMillan and Company Union Bank Building, gait. Phone III Alao_Teronto and :Kitchener W. MACMILLAN, L.A. ' "Now, what could bring Gaeki here?" said Lewis. "It was 'the horse .that eGoeford overheated in his race to you," replied my father. „"I sew him stop in the road -wiser.° the,negro boy Was leading the horse, about, and then call young Marshall." "It was no fault Of young Mar- -shall,. Pendleton," said the ,lawyer. "But, also'he is no match for Gosford. He is a dilettante. He -paints little pictures after the fashion he learned in Puree, and he has no force or vigor in him. His father wits a dreamer, a wanderer, one who loved the world and its frivolities; and the son takes • that temperament, softened by his mother. He ought to have a guar- dian." He has one," replied my' father., "A guardian!" repeated Lewis. "Whit court has appointed a guar- dian for young Marshall?" "A court," replied nay father, "that 'does not sit under the authority of Virginia. The helpless, Lewis, in their youth and inexperience, are not wholly given over to the sailer." The boy they talked about was very young—under twenty, one would say. lie was blue-eyed and fair-haired, with thie, delicate features', which -showed good blood long inbred to the loss of vigor. He lied the fine, open, generous face of one who takes the world as in a fairy story. Bet now thee* was care And anxiety in, it anii a furtive shadow, as though the lad's dream of life had ,got some rude awakening. At this moment the door' behind my father and Lewis was thrown violently open, and a*man entered. He was a person with the manner of a barrister, precise and dapper; he had a Ideg, pink face, pale eyes, and a -close-cropped beard that brought The room was in dirsorder—draw- ars pulled out end contents ransacked. out the hard lines of his mouth, He bustled to the table, put down aysoet of portfolio that held an inkpot, a writing -pad and pens, and drew nP a chair like one about to take the minutes of a meeting, ' And -all the while he apologized for his delay. He had important' hatters to get_ off irt •the post, and to make sure, had car- ried them to the taVern himself. "And now, sirs, let us 'get about this., leesine'ss," he fireshed, like -one Who calls his aesietants to a labor. My father turned about and looked "Is your name Gosford?" he said in his cold, -level voieend "It is sir", repliee the Englishman, "—Anthony Gosforell" "Well, Mr. -Antheny Gesford," re- plied my father, "kinelly close that door that you have opened." Ilewie plucked but his enieffbox ani trumpeted in his many -colored band- kerchief to, hide his laughter. The Englishman thrown 'off his patronizing manner, hesitated, closed the deer as he wee biddeti—and ;could net regairi his fine air. • "Now, Mn, Gosford," my father went on, "why was this room violated as we see rt. "It Was searched' for Peyton Mar- shall's 'will sir,", replied the man "HoW did you know that Marshall had a will?" said my father. saw hitrt write it," rammed the Englishman "here in this very ;Toni, on the, eighteenth- day of Oetober, 18,54." "That 'Was two years ago," said nay Tether. "Was he will here at Mar - h 11' death?" "It was, ke told some on his tenths - "And it is gone now?" It is," replied the EngliShman, father, "Aot14ilrvv do. Mr. ,oeford," said my \ soo yo knew this will is gone Unlese you also know precisely where it was?" do know precisely where it, was, sir,' returned the scan. "It was in a row of drawers on the right of the windoW where you stand—the second drawer fieem the top. Mr. Marshall put it there when he wrote it; and he told sue' on his deathbed that it re- , mathed there. 'You can see, sir, that the drawer has been rifled." My 'father looked casually at- the row of pmahogsisoyaraWOrSnf,." aloag he end of the hookcaec, The second ono and die one above were Oren; the others below were closed. "lily. Coif ord," ho said, "you would have some interest in this will, to new !Mout it so preeisely,"- "And so I have," re d the scan, "it left rue a sons of money." "A large stun?" . "A, very large sum, sir." "Mn, Anthony Gosferd," Said my father; '‘f or what, purpose did Peyton Marshall bequerCth you a large stun of money? 'You Ore no kin; nor was ho in your debt," 'The Englishman sat down ansi nue hie fingers tog -ether with us jisdicial air. , "Sir," he began, "I am not adv:sed. that the purpose of a bequest is 'rele- vant, when the' bequest is direct arid unencurshered by the teetator with any indicatory words of trot or uses, This, will bequeathes use a sum Of money. I am not required by any provision of 'the law to shoev'the 'rea- sons moving the tee,tator. Doubtlest, Mr. Peyton Maeshall had reasons which he 'deemed excellent for this' course, but they are, sir, entombed in the grave with him." • My father looked steadily at the -man, but he did not seernto consider 'his explanation, nor to go any further on that line. • "Is there another who would know aboet, this -will ?",t heosaid. "This effeminate 5071 W01114 knoW," 'replied Gesford, a 'sneer in theaepi- thet, "but no other. Marshall wrote the testament in•his 'own -hand with - Out 'witnesses; as he had the legal right to de under the laws a Vir-, Lrinin. 'The' lawyer," he added, "Mr.. Lewis, will confirm me in the legality of that," (Te be 'continued..) IlettiOlt safe front relief peinfulcallousee °tithe feet, Ate!! area and shoe scdres . ii•Lilgifr40111.1 1211264:14dS 'Pl=4'6'17:41‘°` The Roadside 1Y14rket The Growing Importance of This Type of Merchandise Startles the LIS. CANADA FOLLOWS A recent article on Roadside Mar- keting written by the President of the A.A.A'. should be of laterest to Gana. dians.• At present this' form of merchandising farm products lien its infancy In our country but we must keep abreast of the time and profit by the knowledge gained in the comm. try- to the south of us, - ' The U.S. Situation W'reehington—The rosidafile farmer will do $100,000,000 worth of business in 192 according to an, estimate pre- sented by Thomas P. Hour. president of the Amerioan Automobile Associa- tion. • .' This'estimate coesiderel Conserve. tire, based on reporte' from members of t asiociatIon and from many in. dividual clubs of the Nattenal -Motor Federation. These reports show that while roadside umeketing has been more Intensely developed in some states than in others, the growth of the movement is essentially on a na. tIonai scale. "At the present rate of groeftli It should become 8500,000,000 business within it few years,". seys Mr, who also calls attention to the fact that In 'order for the farmer and his customers to reap full benefit, certain abuscewill have to he "The farmers, as far Ise our reports Indicate," he said, "deal honestly With their clients and ills not their fault if unscrupulous zaders from the eitY rent corners at country crossroads and sell to unsuspecting moterists pro - 'duce purchased in city markets. This can easily be eliminated if all the states follow the example of NOW Jer- sey; Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and others, in which roadside marketing associations tave been organized. "Tho motorist is to -day one of the 'farmer's best eash customers. For one thieg servicing the motorist at the roadside is the only way he has ever found of eliminating the middleman of whom he has se bitterly complain - "This is not all by any means, There is geed reason to believe that the farmers would greatly inereese the 'potential market for their land if they Maintained their Penns reit eXITIbiti011, Dr. A, eV. Gilbert, eIeneachlisetts Coin. • missioner of s e, s dOise ex- actly this, She went Ont and Perellad- ed the farmers with show places to permit him to print a pamphlet givirrr the names and :locatIond of -model farms and inviting tire motorists to I call. The beginning made bb Dr. Cell- ! bort is capable' of enormoud expan- slo11W. What it tan do in tho realm of " work -a -day things is amply proven by the great increas,e In roadside market-' Apple Reopes In September and October one can often pick up apples ,for nothing or for so little that It seen:a a ,shame ,not to add them to, the /winter's sup- ply of appetizing, food; 'Just a few minutes spent in, the kitchen, in the autumn. will mean many' pleesurable meals a little later. ' Sweet Pickled Apples Break into places a two-inch click O f cinnaman and tie it sloth bag with I teaspoonful each of _whole cloves gad the whole allspice. Add a pounds of light brown sugar to quart, of vinegar; drop it in . the spice' bag and boil It for 15' minutes. tart, well oerl liaritivde redn cut- Into)Pl oquartersand sunnierra te therm -a' few at a time, in the sydup, until they- Mee airaoSt -done. If the fruit is not :delicate pink In color, add a little ibeet juice td the syrup.- Pack the apples, careftilly'in hot, sterilieed' Jere and leaVe1 them ine a hot 'oven while the ydripli d down rapidly for about 10 minutes. Pill the hot, jars. eyeth .syrep an3 teal: - These are dalicione served -with pork: Apples for Nee and Sauce , Fruit that Cooke up into a -mushy consfetenny is sine' for apple -sauce and, Dies.' 'Thoroughly cooked without sugar and sealed securely In sterilised jars, the apples keep well: Sugar may be 'ridded as needed, When. It will kireb, cap - singas ,sbeec.ohneaper than ,during the call - Canning of this kind IS easily done in time oven while other baking is going on:,. The rack from the broiler' may be set on the bottom of the Oven to .keep the Jars from getting too hot. The sauce may lie Partly cooked over the flame and 'finished by baking in the jars -in the oven, or- the apeles may be put into the' cans as they are prepared, covered 'with' hot water and set intolthe oven: The juices boll up from beneath. 'and cook the fruit. When done, All each -lar with either more boiling apple sauce or hot water, and seal as usual. I -Apples for Salads and Dumplings Apples that hold their shape when cooked are beet for dumplings, -sal- ads or— garnishing for roast porlr. When to he used for the, twe 'latter purposes, Unpeeled, red -skinned ap- ples cut into halves give the prettleet effeet, but tare must "be taken thoroughly to cook the oldies, Baking is the surest means of keeping the pieces unbroken. As the trek le pre pared, drop each piece into scalding hot water and when there is enough for a pint can, pack the apples Into the hot eternized jar, pour over them enough thin Meiling sugar syrup to cover, lay the sterilized cap on top' and set the can in the hot oven, A little red vegetable eolorieg added to 'the syrup will'make the fruit 'Very attrae- tive In a salad or as a garnish. -When the apples /nay be pierced' with a straw, 'fill the jars, adjust the rubbers and covers, and seal. Test for leaks slut store In a dark Vac° to preserve the dolor, Such apple cups on bads of lettuce, filled with chopped nuts or celery, with a dash of mayonnaise' and a lilt of curraist Jelly au a garnish, snake a combination as delightful to eke taste as to the 'eye. . Apple Butter Wash apples, core, without Dealing, cut tato pieces and cOok ,with eeelit- tle watei' as possible until the fruit Is very soft, This may best be &MO in the oven. Put the fruit through a slave, and to eaeh 3 cupfuls of pulp allow 1mupful of sugar, % teaspoon- ful of ground cinnamon and a pinch of ginger, Simmer down to -the. desired consistency, addling more or other spices to suit the taste; If necessary. Dy taking every, chalice possible to rook hot pulp In the even Instead of over a direet flame one can prevent the waate eficoneederable Material and 'time. If a flame must be used, put an asbestos Sheet under 'the kettle. Pour the 'apple butter luta sterilized glasses Or a,etone Creek anti Seal with melted paraffin, • • • • Apple Honey For Variety, acid to 2 quarts of the apple butter 1 capful of' honey. Heat slowly buldo not -boil after the honey It added, Seir,:.1 istveltiLptasurtipInil• Wipe, core and -quarter 16 large cooking apples, el:wet them with water Clod simmer until they, are well cicne, Rirb theough a sieve- and to each 4 cupfuls of pulp allow. 2 teaspoonfuls oftellinto6o ni) !gni); eere''efoi540 cupfuls- mustard, o f sugar, spice, 11/3 teaspoonfuls of cinnamon, I. -tablespoonful of/Salt, 1;large onion, grated, an 7,s cup imls of cider vine- gar. •Add to the -apple pulp,- bring slowly to a boil and drama until of the -right consleiency. about 1% bentree Seal while' lint. ing." This form of trading Is just in its infancy. The extent to Which' it. • will grow depends largely .on mutual 'd tresteundees amid fairiT ace , • - SCvect API* Pickle Syrup from pickled peaches and, 1 pickled 'watermelon rind may be 1.,ISOd to make delicious app,e pickle, Stearn Sweet apples until they can he pierced with a straw, add to the reheated syrup, bring te a boil anl Seal in sin:01 The Child's Joy Poetry Sonioune has, told its that poetry and children belong together because they. are" the twoiri:Ovellest things' in theiworiti. How are we going to bri,11g taboo; Stin closer? How aro we going to' open wide and a lii wider The wee mall door When'sorucono rouses Ito D ? TILOS3 at us who have time gilt of play, who love to do what children do, who_feel and coo and liv with thorn, mow that children arejusi naturally haPPY, j'0270/13 arrd Even tKitis their interests, seeming- ly confined to the nursery, to the playroom, or to the fence about the garden, their capacity for enjoyreent is on greatm titan outs, for theirs is natural and sincere, free from any Preludico cr unfortunate training. They are capable of thinking, feeling, acting their poetry: It is hard for the child to under- stand the coldly technical angle of our educational traillia3 film( seethe to rob him of so 'much Joy. It is hard .for hire • to undesrtand the mother and the leacherewho Insist on getting at the exact meaning of the, printed page, divulging the Tact of the message, wheri he so much pre- fers that everything be not explained.' "In the unexplained lies his greatest -e.pleasure."hechildren not :leave their own Aholcea, their •own tastes, their own 'Mende among the poets? '4 -awe Yoll watabed your little Child clamor for -Mother Gooseedear old Mother Goose, Whose- every line -saarkles with eauaint 'and queer' imaginings, whose rhymes are as fine as any we can offer to our children? Have you seen them beg for more and more of that other child, far, tar away that in another garden playa that' little child that Stevenson plc- turee to us so sympathetically, his small horizon, his tiny exquisite ,ob- jects of fancy, his clover trees and rainpoof sea's? And have you quite recently heard your children laugh and chuckle with old Jim Jay, or live again with the old lady who went blackberry picking, "halfway over from ereen to Wick- ing"? Yes, the wee -small door has opened. Our children are reliving the dance, re -discovering the folk lore, re- entering the poetry kingdom. They are learning to express themselves, to "pull out" of their self-oonsolousness, and to weave their awn, dreams, their own times; their Own aspirations, their very Selves into latterns of beauty. We are living In a new era of charm and joy 'tbrough our contemporary poets. Robert Frost, Vachel Lindsay, Carl Sandburg, Amy Lowell, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Sara Teesdale and all the Teat, have given to Us a new solace, a sweet nectar to sip, have taken us ,all into the land of "choice colors and aeries." And the librarlime, bless themi.— have peeped right over -the adult World straight into -the hearts of the chil- dren, They have brought to the lib- raries the poetry written not about children, but for children, They etre helping the children to look for that something in poetry that they look for in enueic or In beautiful friend- ship. We have let the children In --their choice, their desires, their tastes are all considered. We allow them to make wee small poems. of their own, to close their eyes and see and form Utatr own pictures, to travel afar "up a bill and a bill." and baok again— for this' is their birthright-L"The word with all its- grace of meaning and melody. is the heritage of all of the children of mar," , Military Defence Contributionl Singapore Free -Prete: Hon. Mr.1 Bagniall has raised the, queeteen of the Military Contribution in Legis- lative Council. If we =foes that it was a Tittle unexpected we admit that it Was timely because it is very deter - able that a careful watch should be maintained just new in thie matter. 'The reasons for thie are, in- the lime place the Ilosne*Goverament is con- scious that its expenses on 'defence generally—not military alone—are beginning to 'take shape as far as Singapore is concerned; in the see:: end place, the bathe taxpayer' is carry-, ing extes,ordinarily hea,vy burdens, and in the thIrd plate the'Home Gov- hrnment has realized that this part of the world has put -up some notable stuns of money in connection with IM- perial .• defence and may therefore, reasonably be suspected of being cap- able of potting up snore, le:leasing Pareirnony. A parsimonious laird Was at a large party. ;On dbparting the quests gave V.Ps to servaiite, who were drawn up in the hall "for the purpose.. The 'gifts of those preceding the laird were receleed gravely. but when he passed the faces of- the sereants brightened, up considerably. "What did you give them, Robbie?" asked his' friends, . '"they ,looked as mar as vinegar till your turn came" "'Bell a ba•iVhee' aid they get free mei" answered the laird. "I just tick- ed their palms.Tim.ely. "Your doctor Prescribed a change of climate for you. Aren't you going abroad?" "No: I'm just stopping in Toronto." "Why?" .Because the climate changes more here than anywhere else." sterilized Jars, Voice is - Best 'froM 25 to 40 . , A .correspondent peke the Queatioa Box Editor of Musical America, "blow ong the life, of an average singing eice?" and receives this reply: liostess---"Yee, a lovely old clock ' Guest—"Ah, early American!' An ,old 'carter In a Scottish village hscl a rare fund of eloquence dal" Jamb was, driving cart loaded with sand tip a steep hill, when some v mischievous boys, seeleg, thee: opper.1 tunity, knocked the, tail -board out of the cart, and teen, taking a shortcut, reached the top of the hill to hear I what Jamie would say when he ar- rived there, When the cart got to the t ,top, Jamie drew rein, filled his pipe, t IL, is difficult to say OomPleto acciiracy, nut about twenty Yee:rs, veold be a fair average. A well - ,rained, carefullyamed voice should bo at its nest betwoeis the ages , of wenteelvo and forty-five. This varies remendously ivith the individual and curd then sauntered, round to see that f everything was 'in order: When he got to -the back, and' saw what had taken place, his eyes passed frOln the ,empty cart to the expemeett childree. "Run awe,' hame, laddies,e he said. t "Run awn' home. Slum no, equ.al to the t oceasion." iso care that is taken`of the voice and general health of 'LI ti "John, I wish you'd bring me herae lie of these tobloids," • "The kind you alto with a' glass of water?" "Nei he kind you take. , with a 'grain 'of alt." ' A Geed Supply. A boy was rumeng down a steep hill with the perambulator in which a baby`B`e\v'careful,' asleep. "Be be careful:" cried au/ old gentleman, "You unity eurt the baby." . "Oh, It's all right, sir,'' replied the boy. "We've got another One at Lome." There wits a timid knock at the door. "It yet please, kind lady," said the beggar, "I've lost my right leg--" "Well, it elan here!" retorted the Weman of the hour,e, as she slammed the'door, ttANDARP:OrOlifilI ' FOROVERSONE4RS'. 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AS he got In- to -the car and, shut the doer, he band- ed the box of cigarettes he had last bought- to the ts I droy� oft, firmly clutching the half-crown, never notiang what he had done until his friend by his side ' offered him a snitch. , Dividing" OM'S happiness usual' multiplies it. DOUBLE MINT easiVeeto remember -and hard to foie get once eou've triedeie. "Keeps teeth white, breath sweet, aids appetite and digestion . • •11 leeUE leo. 40—'27 ,