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The Rockefeller 1Foutulation an-
nounces that sleeping sickness can
becured. Yes,: easily, he movin into
the modern .apartment liousa.
Every now and the a•.the average
!wife Meets a hatchet-faced woman He became: the central figura of the
s ie'd just love` to have her husband world's' history, the very embodiment
live with for a while and get what of anti -Caesar. Anti -Caesar became
lovas coming to 111m.. the son of God. There are many anti
"Have you seen my Rance, cook?" Caesars to -day. There were .many
"No ma'am, bet it's Probably at the anti -Caesars, one, two, or 600 years
as I sent all yer'u die -s!" ago, but Jesus of Nazareth, the hum-
wash,ii]e Jew, was the first anti -Caesar hi.
history, As a.reward, he was ele-
"It. always makes rue' glad to see vated- to the position of the Son of
a woman acting silly over a poodle."God—the highest .reward ever re-
s "Why?" celved by a mental for a great mortal
"Because it shows what a bad bring= feat. The reward killed Jesus for the
Ing up some lucky baby escaped."
PiCininent ,.Jew Defends
Jesus AgainsleAtleak
Of Christian iVliriistar
Dr. S. M. Melamed, famous 'Jewish
scholar and editor, comes to the -'de-
fense Of Jesus in a leading•artlele pub-
lished In' The R:ellex, a new magazine
devoted to the secular interests of the
Jewish people.
Dr. Melanoed upholds Jesus against
an attack by the ltev.' john Haynes-
Holmes, pastorof the Christian Com-
munity Church. of .New Yorke City.
Dr, bfolmes a Christian minister,
Said in_a recent sermon that the "re
ligion:,of. tile future, wiel havo nothing
to do with Jesus. It will have ire use
for the Bible or for any church. It
will be based on truth only, truth as
found by man and not as revealed by
Dr. Melamed says that Dr. Holmes
is a Philistine and a false prophet.
"As Jews, we have no attitude to
Jesus. ` No Jew: has unless he is a
Jesus Rabbi," says this Jewish schol-
ar, "but as contemporaries of Dr.
Holmes, we have our own thoughts
about the incarnation of the Christian
myth. Jesus achieved what no other
mortal ever has or ever will achieve,
Jews. Ho isnot acceptable to us Land
• never will be. Jewish monotheism re -
Father has given you the door, leets not only doctrines but even sym-
,You must not see me any more,' tbols liable to becloud its purity.
The maiden cried in fright. I "The Son of God Is a blot Upon Jew -
"I won't," she heard -the youth remark. is1Y monotheism. But the fact that
^'1 cannot see you in the dark, Jesus is not acceptable, to the Jews
So I'll turn out the.light" does not warrant a Christian Minis-
ter's attempt to relegate him to reit-
Foreman—"Pat, you had no right to gious mummydoni." -
!
'. "touch that wire. Don't you know you "Because Jesus was the greatest ex
,might have been killed by the'shock?" ample: of . pure religion, without . any
.
Pat -"Sure, I felt it carefully before admixture of ethics and politics, he
I took hold of it." impressed himself so" deeply upon the
shivering souls of a'world tortured by
Scientists say they. know the moan ,Caesar that. he became Christ," sou -
has nothing 'to do with rain fall and tinuee Dr. Melamed.
old people, say they know better. "Since nobody claims that the Bible
is,a book of science, its proposed re-
'!Shon ,as a manicurist in a barber jection on the ground thateit: doesn't
shop and wanted to get ahead." Well, contain science is a display of Babbit-
nnost of 'em need one. ism," Dr. Melamed concludes. "While
the Bible is not a book of scienoe,`it
"Fish, can live in hot water!", says is a book of truth,, ?lot 'the relative
a • university professor. Sure they truth as found by man but eternal
call. Many a poor fish of a husband truth as discovered by genius,;by men
never gets out of it who thought in terms of eternity,
When the average man expresses' whose power 00 intuition .enabled the
his gratitude it is merely 0way. of eye to guess the beginning, duel visu-
aeking for more. aline -the end of all things."
The Rev, Dr, Ilolmes is making the
An °nice of operation costs more nletalce of all the gnosties through
than a pound of cure,
Be true to' your teeth - or they'll- be
a false to ydu.
Little ,Joan—"What do the . angels
do' iso heaven, mummy?"
Mother — "Tiley sing and play
harps."
Little Joan-"Plaven't they any
'radios?"
J
Gentiemam Jim was polite to.the
last. He offered his .chair to the 'war-
den when -he was about to be electro -
meted.
The' blonde isn't really dumb. She
Just acts that way because slit knows
' men. like to feel superior.
The question of the horn' 1s, "What
'time is, it?"
Landlord Slues.
The landlord hits a deferential air,
For sudden .wealth shay rise 'most
anywhere; •
.And any patron with new gotten telt
May buy and run the shack tosuit
hhnself,
Someone 011S0 said that two heads
were better than one. The scarce of
that remark evidently never attended
a motion :pletui'o show.
If exaggeration isn't lying It's the
best known substitute.
the ages,. claims Dr. Melamed. The
Bible will retain its bola on the mine
of man. In fact, he writes, "Science
today differs vastly from the science
of one thousand years ago: He who
believes that science is the incarna
tion of the 'constant and permanent
in the flight of phenomena is un-.
scientific,"
1,
Dyed Too Much Now.
Doeyou think if 1 diet it would Im-
prove my complexion?" ' ' •
"it's dyed too emelt now I think,"
Minard's Liniment eases sere, feet.
It is a;,,poor mule that Won't work
both Nage.
When airmen quit hopping off they
will quit hinging in. \
We argue most on subjects that ave
don't know much about.
A Lady ' always has a :greater 'The Gentleman
A Gentleman) admiration for ' !The Lady
who has{lets sloes polished with -
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Theresa"N,ggel" shade for 'every shoe rondo.. - 3
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P,REMiER INTERVIEWS CAR INSPECTO 1
When Premier Stanley Baldwin was" travelling through the Maritime
Proylnces„over the lines of the Canadian National Railways he evinc•od keen
interest in all matters concerning transportation. At Truro, N.S., Mr.
Baldwin' asked D. A. McKay, Car Inspector "Did you examine the wheels
of my car?” Yes air. They are all right," answered the Inspector. Mr.
Baldwin then asked "a number of questions 'about the work of Inspectors;
remarking that in England' they were called "car tappers," and -noting the
longer hammer used in Canada. "Yours 15 a responsible work" commented
Mr. Baldwin as the train drew out.
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New Orientation of -tile .British
View 'of the " Dange1"
--Spot'
Accor--rling-to-tho :1ierald 'Tribune''s,
iii patches ft-,om Findon the British
governmwnt Os actively debating the
proposal to transfer the-main-"strik-
ing'forc" of the, British Ariny frUnt:
England to ndia. There aro reports
of the Russians anaseing thee'ir divi-_
euons across: -the northwest. frontier
and flinging a strategic railway into-
Afghanistan. The feeling which has'
been strong in Europe even; since the
Aliglo-1lussien brei k that Russia con-
stitutes the most unstable element in
present world polities appears to he
growing, and the alert are picking up
new hints of war. It is 'believed" that
the British government Is proposing
to reducethe Indian army -the, force
of votive_ -and British troops under,
control of the Viceroy which at pres-'
ent garrisons the country -and "create
in India a powerfully equipped force.
of British and even dominion troops
under direct control of the 'War Office wall and then be lowered down head
at London as the principal defensive flret, with another person holding one
effort .of the British Empi're, - to .the feet, and that, should t+ile hold
If this belief is -correct it need not,
of 'course, mean that a war' between
Russia : and Great Britain, over the
Afghan frontier is about to take
place. But it would be interesting as
one moreexample of how the old
British - Soldier of Fortune
Remodeling Army
Scutari, Albania.—The '-'Albanian
uestion" is now largely in the hands
f Gen. Sir Jocelyn Percy, a veteran
of the South African war, of several
ndian expeditions, and of the great
a ' fine' qualiti : p e erve i i±t he
RANGE PEKOE extra geeda,]
27,069 An ericans .Kiss
Blarney Stone
Cork, Ireland. -Moret than 27,0015
American touristshave kissed the, fa
moue Blarney Stone tills year.
Tho, curators of Blarney Castle are
coneidering limiting the 'number of
"kissing "visitors'', in ,the future be.
cause otthe tianger,.theja pohit out,.
'that. the Iciseers' riiust climb to the
relax, a serious fall might reslt.
The Blarney Stone Is , gradually
wearing, away," Partly by the action 01
the elements one partly by the dam-
age.done by tourists in their effort to
kiss the stone. Its potency, however,
.strategic lines are changing. Shortly
according to the` common belief re -
after 1900 the. British government mains the same: This has been dos -
called hone its warships to the North cribed by one .Irish writer in the fol -
Sea and settled down to the naval
competition with Germany which was
to end in the World War, �' Through
those; years it was no longer a ques-
tion of pushing the Empire upon its
In -otters, but of defending it at its
very, centre. The next war would be
across the North"Sea and the army
would fight in Flanders if riot upon
home territory. But after Versailles
the wheel turned again. The British
battle fleet was based in the Mediter-
ranean, for the German menace was
gone. The naval base was •built at
Singapore, and nolo if the Empire be
regarded as a whole in the changed
worldeof to -day it might' easily seem
logical to concentrate its military de-
fence in*India, close tee, Turkey and
the Near East, close to Mesopotamia
and oil, close to China and Australia,
The "Shanghai defence force," which
had to be started so long before any
actual need for it was proved, because
it took so long'to get from Southamp-
ton to the Yangtze, must have given
British strategists a good deal to
think aF.
Consequently, a -transfer of the
British army to India might not mean
war with Russia any more than the
t• f h Pa -
War.
Gen, Percy. came here to reorganize
the gendarmery and was appointed by
Ahmed Bey Zogu - to command the
military and civil administrations of',
all Albania north of -the Matir River
He expecte to pacify.the turbulent
region of the Malissore tribes and
thus put a stop to the continual agi-
tation along the frontier between Al-
bania and Yugoslavia,
Gen. Jercy's policy • is that of the
"square deal,"
"The tribesmen of the region,under
my command," he says, "tan come
to me and pour out, their grievances#
with confidence that they will be
heard and dealt with fairly."
Gen,' Percy, after leaving the Brit-
ish Army as major general in 1919,
went to South Russia with a British
mission attached to Gen. Deniltine's
army. He was later with Gen.
Wrangell. in the Crimea. He enjoyed:
three years of rest and. quiet on a
ranch in, British Coltimbia. Desiring
active life, he put on the harness
again in November last and undertook
the task of refornrng and..reorganiz-
ing the Albanian gendarmery.
. Hind Sight
Mount Everest ,1924 Attempt
• Finds a Critic in
Austria The Fight for Everest, 1924," 'has
been translated into; German, and Dr,
G. rammer, a noted Austrian moun-
taineer, steps forward'witli a criti-
cism of that attempt to scale the fa-
mous peals—an effort that resulted in
the death of George IT, Leigh -Mallory
and A. C. ,lrvine,
Dr. Lamnier attributes the tragedy
(whether or not they attained the
sununit remains .a matter of.conpee-
ture) to Leigh -Mallory's "choice of Mr.
Irvine, rather than or a more experi-
enced 'member of .the expedition, as
his climbing partner and to his de-
cision to use oxygen, "
"tVhy,"-the critic asks, ':did'' he se-
lect this 22 -year-old athlete and oars-
man, who had accomplished no moon-.
tainoeriitg expeditions worthy of Hien.
time and was sul'ferieg from throat
trouble? * e' ra There- was available.
the highly. experienced Odell, who bad
brilliantly passed the altitude Leet. Mr,
Leigh -Mallory was anxious, so as to
make' certain of a result this: time, to
use oxygen and needed Irvine's me
chanical knowledge; -also Irvine be-'
,lieved In the magic of oxygen, al-
though Odell had obtained no relief
from its use."
Replying. to this criticism, E. L,
Strutt,and D. W, lereshfield point out,
in , the most reedit Alpine .lournal,
that it was. not until' later.that N. E.
Odell " brilllantly paseed the altitude
test;' and that Irvine's throat trouble
ryas no Worse than that of other mem-
bers of the expedition.
"Nevertheless," they conclude,
"there are few mountaineers who will.
not agree, in theory' at any rate, with
Dr.. Larnmer''s stern reasoning. Many
of ue, ;including those who -know the.
mountain;` are inclined to believe that
Mallory anti. Odell would have
achieved the summit alsd returned.
But on Everest the last word must
a.nd.always will be with the leader bn
the spot. :.It is rash, however tempt-
ing, for those who are, at a distance
to challenge that leader's decieiblis.
It extremely easy- to be wise after
the event."
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Colne `Through a 'Weakening of
the -Blood -A Tonic is Needed.
In their early -teens it is quite com-
mon for' girls- to outgrow their
strength, and mothers' should careful-
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at this time. It is when the strength
Is sapped by rapid growth that
anaemia develops. The first -signs.
Inay be noticed by .peevishness, ran-
pour and. headaches. The face grows
pale, ;breathlessness and palpitation
become apparent, with low spirits and
depression.
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we feared, she was going into a de -
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exertion, would leave, her breathless
and she suffered from leeadasties.. She
had no appetite and lost in weight.
Up to the time. we began giving her
-:. Wi111ains' Pinli ;Pilin, no treatment`
It is Hoped that the now wave
lengths will bo permanent.
Minard's Lhl!ment relieves backache.
cans er of• our battle fleet tat e
cific ineail.t war with Japan. But it
would show where the new interests
lie. The "armed camp" psychology is
passing from western Europe; at
home the new Air Force is promising
bo pi`otect England from invasion
(and perhaps by that very fact laying.
more emphasis on the possibility of
invas,!on than conditions would war-
rant), but Flanders is notnow,, the
'indicated battlefield. For the time bee'
ing the clash of interests is heard at
greateb distances and Europe drifts
back again toward the days when M.
I9ipling was dfsaussing the bear.that
walked like a man, when amateur
statesmen described a:'world wax
about to take place in Manchuria, or
ehantellories buzzed as a youthful
Emperortook an interest in the'niux
der of a couple of 31.:•s inisdionaries 10
the Shangtu.ng 'Peninsula
lowing words: -
"Tlee touch of Blarney Stone creates
smooth and graceful dears of the first
magnitude with` a sweet, persuasive
tongue with women, full of . guile,
blandlehment dnd liotent'flattery."
bad helped her. -:But thanks to the Have their foolish and misguidotl
use of this wonderful g, sls wilig she is quota,law, a law which places varying
again zvoll and strong, showno-
signs of tha ti•ouble.,that load so weak-
ened •her."
I - In all. troubles due to week, watery
blood, Dr. Williams" Pink Pills will be
found a reliable remedy.' Sold by all
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Medicine: Go , Brockville, Ont,
Too American
To Suit Stephen
Prof. Leacock Criticises the
U.S. and We Can't
Follow Their Lead
Montreal---Tco great a. tendency
erists in Canada. to Copy what is clone
in the United States, said Professor
'Stephen Leaceck of MoGIhl University
In addressing • the party of visiting
British journalists touring Canada.1
The party was enlcrteinod at Mac-
donald' igriculttsral Oollege,'-a Faculty
of McGill,
"There are 0om0 false theories held
in regard ;to immigration," said Pro-
fessor Leacock. "The United States,
Which we are so noitcleinclined to copy,
has got hold of n set of, ideas about
imml'gratien .which may sett, that
country but does not suit us. There
is toogreat a tendency in this. coun-
try toocpy what is done by the
American republic regardless of the
fact that their industrial -system 1s
older'• than ours and their population.
a dozeoi Bines greater, while their
ideas are very often mistaken.
"When it comes to .the question 00
immigration the. last • thing We avant
to dole to follow their example, They
England, according to the -latest fig-
ures, has 1,677,000 more females than
males. No wonder the Prince of Wales
retreats to Canada.
Drives away pain—Mlnard'a Liniment
-Be patient with a friend rather than
risk losing him forever. It is all right
to have a -grievance, but if you don't
forget it scenetimos you are likely to
be a nuisance.
-
It' won't bo so long now before .a
popular trans, -, atlantic expression may
bo, "Oh;' say, tau you see` the floating
landing stage?",- - -
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"Well, what do you _thinit of the
Grand Canyon?" •
"faking it as a bole, it's all right!"
. Husl0and (arriving Ttomo late))—
"Can't
ate))-"Can't you guess where rve been?"
.Wife—"I can; but toll your story.
Poets find poetry in trees and rip
pling brooks ani! slushy-springtimo,
and editors of magazines will tell yogi
they find lots of: poetry 1'ii wastepalrei'
bacltete.-Lord Dewar.
nations, a Turk and a Scot, on the
same fooling,; disregarding the fact
that the language of their country,.
after all, is Englisli, that their laws
and ''institutions -rest upon British
foundations: andthat in history and
literature we have a common tradi-
tion.'
• Used by physlciannMlnard's Liniment
The fellow who decides not to hire
a painter, but to'put the paint on hinl-
self, often succeeds better than he
could wish.
Their teeth tine ol'e^totIgh-
neso which Makesthemhbld
their keencutilon edge un-
der every usage.
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ISSUE: No. 37—'27
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Thoroughly •-massaged with
Mlnard's, backache will dis-
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