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You. say, ycsu 'were present' when
thisinest• and -his, wife 'Were .Toged
lin a...very violent ,quale^c1?" in uired'
thoftaSiStraie.o fthe.•witnese.
Yeo, your honor," raphe dthe Man'
on thotaod
".What'eVue saYing?" •
• "He •wasn't paying anythiiag, year
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CENTS ItIGTHER 813X-$73.00
W]t10K1 33A salThig PA1,C0
CLEANERR,' Cleans everything • like
Removes ft0.1.1) TAR without
Injury to Paint. Sells On dernonstralion.
Vreo saniPles. P. A.LkArIt'liVRE 05
CO. Alexandlia, Ont.
1"" I3LIDO POWDER CLIIANS
onto tops, upholstery, riiss,
' tapestries, caps lilts magic. Removes
slime irony ctothCs, Liocral commis-
sion if you aot as our arent,
household a prospect_ Send 25e for
package, Owen, 331 Toronto -
Phosphorescent Reefs
At La Libertad, the Trouvale of
Salvador, lay our vessel, loading
sugar, and when tho dusk drew its
veil over Rada de Tepaagua, the Sap
Jean was once more heading south.,,,,
It was a 'wonderfully beautiful
night that followed._
There was a new moon, and the
darkness brooded silently, only the
of Watery mist. Then suddenly it A WEAK STOM1a3i
Aries twinklin,g through a thin film
seemed as if a flash or lightning shot
through t Iva ,
• ,, I n Shakespeare's Works.
"Dthel is always delving in Shake
sPeare'S works,'
Didn't know you'd associate with
factory May." •
tee Faintly at first
come right down fromlieaven,
Mother -,-"Yea, straight
,
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Walter -"I guess :he must' have lit
1 ' 1
on km Tett awl t iat s wha. ma teshim
so •bow-legged."
"Are you the man who paved my
little boy from drowning when. he fell
oe*the dock?"
"Well, tvhere's his cap?"
The quickest way for a doctor to
lose a patient is to her it ,was only
a minor operation.
No building permits aro ever issued
for ait castles.
"Reading malteth a man full," so
readers should careful in selection
of filling.
• One has to be raised to it in order
to enjoy loafing.
Ilarold-"Your sunburn is very be.
coming."
Gladys-"So's your old tan."
''Why do `Washes creensovei girls'
feces?" ,
"Beeauce, if they ran they'd kick
ee too much. duet."
. as if hes:Usti-lig then again, end Yet Cari be . Strengthened . ThratIgh
again,,• clearer - new and 'tore:pro,. the 1.4se-of Dr. WilliaMS'
nouaced. A.nd eoon,the whole surface
was alight with a silvery -violet sheen, " Pink Pins.
- behind the ether. A thousand searke W°rnierful is the process by which,
with the meets -of waves gleaming one
the chemistry of the body changes Next to reputation the easiest thing.
again elsewhere.' It 1.00- -s whole of our well-being depends epee to lore •is to Umbrella. ....
als- if thr,,,, the food we eat into blood. And the
hone ont and faded, t,e reappear
veeses were cutting lese: .way through this being maintained day after day,
a macs or molten, metal, . .' Now and ica'r fil and ices out. Sometimes the
• the water, splashing, the silver about process becomes faulty, and then food
begins to poison the blood instead of
again a shcal would kap right out of
like handfuls of coin, and pregenting sealing it, This I's followed by all
at a. distance exactly the effect of the poems of indigeetion, such as gas
breakers So much so, indeed, that on tee stomach, pains around the
the engines were slowed down and the heart, often nausea after eating, and
aoundings taken, for it really lookea a dislike for all kinds of food.
as if the water were breaking on, a
is.e.ef -ahead. The lead, howe.,vee, show-
ed a hundred meters, and the reckon-
• ing trt miles from the land, so it was
merely oe effect of the phosphor:es:
sence. The inoulent, however, was
/enough te make eeveral of thespas- Stomach andbaiiish indigestion. Heic
eongers swear the vessel had touched is a bit of convincing proof given bY
. ground; they came en deck with anx- Mrs. Ohas..Ladner, lifilerslie, P.E.I.,
- lolls facee and took .up their peeitions' With 'says.: -."For tome' years"I was a
. near the: lekboates to see if they were sufferer erorn stemach..troeble. EvorY-
.. • ready. to kwee away. . ,' e 'thinireete'eaused die'tteait, sphe Oteirt.
. ..
The phenomenon lasted only n little, ash and belching,- I could. not eat
while, but for the time." its sower ans. meat OF pettitoeo, encl.-I..grew weak
• intensity; Ware 'f 0 .ditree 'unuiiial and nePobS.','N‘3111'edi60° 736ellia"°.
,
•' even in...these' *waters, which are'res help me. until I Wag perabadedste take
• .nommed forshiniat fab01000 i aitprasi. 'DI' 'wiltinini 'muk Piast and -t1163e
_.. e E the soot. Soon the Pacific lay once simply worked -wonders. I took the
more calm and dark, with only a taint pills faithfully for a couple of months
silvery glitter new and' again in the by which time every symptom of' the
thresh of our propeller. And over the trouble' 'disappeared, and there has
horizon hung the pale sickle �f . the not sinee,been .the slightest symptom
new meen, sharp and curved like the of stomach. trouble. . No wonder' I
e ween Toro
-prais_e_ Dr. Williams' Pink Pills." ,
, hent bow - of Montseuma.-Prince
William of Sweden, in ,,Bet, .. • i You eau get these pilis through any
Centinents." medicine dealer or by mail at 50.cents
• ' ' b " Vern -The Dr. Williams' Medi -
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see
sift xAiie teiress,
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„, i'5•1041nt AlitaireltiereetebsiessislieNP" „
• Theee'e nothing like a 'fave'Setting;lleYal HighneSs tbe Frine,'03 ,Welees
UP'exerei,ses first thing In the morning 'hi hrother Prince George;„ and' Fre-,
according` to the bell-beYe -aboard. the mier "Stanles) 4311471in, who 'Sailed for
Canadian Pacific Empress of canads.:en thiri ship recently.
Asietralia.who are Seen inetlie photos 'The F,ospeese'of, A.ustralias made her,
graph in action, deck • , 'firSt'regiilar run across •the' Atlantic
• The popular Ver81.611.,,Ofjlre Word recently after beirig entirely re;cons,
".dtunbell" IlOwe'Vet caria&P.15.6 taken ditideecro,edire-engined, being Virtual -
in tide case 'for it would be'hard to ly a nevi ship She is the pride of
flied .a smarter set ..bf bell -boys any. Atlantic fleet and hao been, chosen sta.
where. They cater to Many distin- the' ROund-the-Worldequise Vessel of
(Lashed ,passengerse who frequently the Canadian Pacific to Sail from Now
Cross the 'oecian as for inetance Ilis Yorlt in December "
SAVE. ME CM RE
Fiver notice how a handsome woman
venally marries a man who' looks like
something the cat brought in?
In • '• ••`''
Sin -ter When Childhood-
• menta Are Meat pangerous.
Mothers *he' keep a ..box of Baby's
Own .Tablets in the house may feel
that he lives of thele iittie•ones are
reasonablis safe during the' hot Weath.
er. Stomach troubles., cholera in-
fanthin and diarrhoea carry thou-
sandseof little ones every summer, ill
most casee 'because the mother does
not have a safe medicine at hand to
give promptly. 13aby's On Tablets
relieve these troubles, or if given oc-
casionally to the well child they will
prevent their coming on. Tho Tab-
lets are guaranteed by a government
analyst to be absolutely harmless
even to the'new-born babe. They are
especially good in summer because
they regulate the bowels and keep the
stomach-siveet and pure. They are
sold by Medicine dealers or by mail
at 25 cents a box frora The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville,'Ont.
tzech YLIterature '
• The only' way to overcome these
troublesie le tone up the digestion so
that you east assimilate all your food.
To do this you have Only to take Dr.
Williams' 1?init Pills, A.Short course
of these pills will quickly tone up the
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Canada's Carilloneur
There, little janitor! Don't you cry.
YOu'll own the building -by and by.
Stade (at box oince)-"Twoctickets,
please."
Ticket Seller -"For what date?"
Stude (absently) -"Oh, the ono 1
had with Marion."
•
"Mama, is it wrong to kiss girls
because it's fun or is it fun Co kiss
them because Ws wroeg? You
oughta keow, manta." .
Has a Strenuous Time
Otta*s.`-0f. the perforreenee of the
parliamentary carillon, whose music
has been wafted successfully acress
thn whole continent, moo has been
said, and been written blit little Is
known of tae inner woeltings of the
• : bells which preclude stich, a volurnin-
oos melody.
A visit th the t:OWer ShOWS the ar-
Ile --"Can't you forgive the past?"
She -"33 you give me a nice enough
present,"
- ' _
"If you were walking .along dark
read at eiglitehoW would you protect
Yoersehl"
"NI whistle 'Hail, Hall, the 001158
.4 -acre:" •
• The Ants -• '
Obisea-ve our little group or sect;
The true, the .good, the IlIgh.elest
Who strike en attitude' sublime;
Again* OUT conntry every 'bind.
Cleab-vislbed, wise and • pure of
heart
We always take the alien's parrti
Betide, betide, whate'or betide,'
We're on the other fellow's side.
We need not wait for all the facts
To judge si statesmanN words or acts;
Tf someone says this nadson's right,
He merely wants to start,a fight.
Our chiefs are men of base intent:.
We cannot trust our Government.
It has an evil ,animus, ,
But we are so magnanimoue.
Whateves, conflict may arise
We utter loud, hysteric cries
To help our adversary's cause
And win the°outside world's applause.
And so our watchword, toast and sang
Is still, "Our Country!• Always
Wrong!"
-Arthur Guiterman, Country
Gentleman.
"Why do they always give a show
er to a girl 'Who is going to ,be mao
Czech -literature developed only ?led: 'Merely a quaint old custom
.01. 0
to ..ymbolize the beginning, of a reign."
graduallte and acciuired a high artis-
tic standard only at the end of the Minard's Uniment'for sore feet
relneteenth century. During the whole
rcoz.aelcahnt,pcoi emir y alTla upardoeLetchde spell aert_ ;our .valuables, did you cell the
while you were being 'relieved of
Magistraie (to victim of holdup):
first half of the nineteenth century
ativey little cf 1:mM:orient value. It ponces. Victim: "Yes, everything I
lacked and deoaded' that enthusiasm,
that unbridled imagination, lofty could think ef."
Two negroes were diacussing their
wiVes' culinary' abilitieo.
"Man." boasted the first ."dat Wife
o' mthe am so good dat when she
makes co'n pone hit taste „les' like
angelfoq cake.".
"Hesh yo' mouiv. retorted the
other. "You ain' nevah et nothin!
When mah wife, Oodlne, cookie up a
passel 0',bea31s AhNfeels jes goin'
out an' huntin' me a Job,"
---
Forming good habits is a good way
to break bad ones. ,
No one roan can win a relay race,
but one man can lose it.
What'o become of. girls with freck-
led eoses?
Good Letters • •
To -write a good, appealing business
letter-ples,sing, winsome and con-
eincing-io an art or accomplishment
but 1,0wf Ii•av•0 attained, aed yet
ortahr that . the. letter
tre•ny, and lyric emotionalism which
constituted the magnotsc chants o
Westeen romanticisrh. often lack-
ed also in artistic beauty and. in
wealth and. diversity of ideas, and
adhered generally to those tendencies
which it considered useful for patri-
otic prepegands, for the promotion of
culture cf the language and of na-
tonalism. The 'eh:et ideas of Czech
renter:tick:an were; nationalism, pare.
Slavin-1,- 01(1! Slav nethology,. lan-
guage and folklore culture. The
greatest talents .which it produced
were Mucha, Erben, and Celakovsky.
-Vladimir Nosek, in "'Pho Spirit of
13olremiti."
rimier Ferguson was once intro-
-diked to a lady wile had attained the
age one hundred years. "What,'
11(0 asked, "wottld•yOu FAY; 'assyou loolei
back over your fife, has given you the
greatest and most eenduring plea- ;
sure?" The dear old thing, didn't
meditate ;very long; "My vittles," alla
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Minard's Liniment relieves Backache.
•
NURSES
The Toronto liotpital tar Inc-ahlo). In
, etnilation with Bellevue. oild Allied Hospitals.
taw York City, atom n. three years' Course
of Training to yam*, women, hooio8 the
required education, and desirous .01, becoming
011001. Tiiis Hospital hos adopted the righ1.
hone syolein. The pupils receive nollornis of
the School, 'monthly ,ollossonge and travel-
ing 00500013 to and ironi law York. For
lather Information write lho Sugcrintandont.
He had"been knocked down by. a
rotor car. which had not troubled to
stop. "Did you get his number?"
asked the Policemen. "No," said the
man, "but I'd recognize his laugh any-
.
wnere."
Thin°. Worth
bo
Sunburn.
Mix Mlnard's with sweet alt
or cream, and apply. Quick
and permanent relief.
he Life, iithe,I3eSt Lif
Edteca ion is the Rig F-acter in 'Waking it so:
Prohtahle-Farrn Operations And Content'
ed Home- Life follow ,the Enlightening
luflueriLe of' a Course at the Ontario
Agricultural College. .The opportunity
• to attain a full knowledge of Crops, Soils,
Live Stock, Poultry, Farm E
ngineering,
Dairying, Apiculture, Horticulture, the
'Basic Sciencs and English is given to all
Students at the O,A.C.
•
W rite for Calendar. Tuition, first and
. second year, only $20.000 per year.:
Board and Room $5.40 per -,/‘'reek.
The • ntario Agricultural College
J. B. Reynolds, M.A.' president.
A. M. Porter, B.S.A.
L. Stevenson, M.S.
•
Registrar.
Extension.
LIT spray clears your home' of mosquitoes
and flies: It also loins bed bugs, roaches, ants;
and their eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to ,
mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today.
Putributed in Canada by Fred.J. Whitlow 6' Co., Limited, Toronto
DESTROYS
Flies Mosquitoes Moths
Ants Bed Bugs Roaches
"The yellow WO
with the black band"
CANCEtiFSE1,15EonaBecaOu?sKr
'bells cause ofcatteer and what Co do
for pein, bleedirg, odor, etc. Write for
;I. to -day, mentioning this paper. Ad-
dress Indianapolis Cancer Hospital
Indiarapolis,
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Use Cuticura Soap
And Ointment- •
To t el Sore Hai ds
ut=a=acE;aczicarz
RESINS) TO -
f 15 . • • jf • g fr°r0 :snother at A,171.9r191. :4' 1 • ..idorth6L.,s4 rel&trefl'
• pleintcmg ttc rangement to 1)e eempaeatively,sheelee
caltadArS mobil The• fify-three are hung in a
eta,tionarj;.`and,' Odin- t•shesUkdesconvy•ethes ,
, .
' im seseion'' and peoduc.e the re-
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Piaises ILydia inkhani
• hit or. • , • In the tippet part of the In tiers, e•-ait. If it is' timei that every lettere W
,maoppiltro amaze, „ are fortyeeeven bells tvhile, below, are written. represents ATI average cost of.
tent th t 1 the Vegetable -ern ou d "
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HAUTSINMONmon 001)01031 1011 riot swing at all. r
e
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• illsat27,5 Septli op'es. • - se, it )s impale . a. your e sr G •
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by a seat, seven, feet lung. The earli- tion tireess and 'yet tb:s iMports and placed,on the market•the Balloon
Right in the centre be cluster f shenli be good. There is comp.etition ippe "Ewes Hr ere.tmg xpenence
belle-betweee the aPPer -------- wer in letter` writing. ' Not any. common
Buckingharn, Quebec. -"I ara the
sect the keyboassl. It is faces cernmunicat.,..on will emcee the viten- Firestone pioneere 10 ed, te-sted other
of eleven living children
and awe-inspir- -
• AN entirely new o! ajduti mg d dmre p •
tacie "CANADA" 1 eu ; a al
) slides back qnd foi on tiis and my baby
presented ' by 1,200 , Moveable seat playing tho wooden, vvoefully neglected us misused. O's,3.-
SIZED Balloon Tire. five montbseold.
I am only 88 years
perforrnere. New keYS-'Whiet are lilte those of a plane less phytiscolbgy, hackneyed term, yith but half the usual air pressure,
to the OW EColiseurn
• d h ' FULL
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£,.
GrandStand Spec- t1 d ,ass. OumDippe egenume
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. Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for,
Headache Neuritis lumbago
Neuralgia
galte,
ul Old' arid I have ,
taken .1.; y, dia E.
• t Jar ••=ly due to th. fact and passengers from shocks arid vi- table Compound .1
forswcaltneta and •
Agricultural Pavilion . lint larger and longer with protuding and superfluous velstage seem to ems these tires are very soft and yielding.
They alssorb, the boles, rats arid bumps Pinkham s Vege-
, -an 8 acre evrension nds. The player hits on these ;with 'rit ill business eorsepondence. We in the Mad. They cushion therear and
his hands or npou pedals, like those
of a pipe oran--wth his feet and, that the letter %.viter fails to put bration.
nnerves.I knew
Jubilee of Confedera- of its fee= my
• tionEntrauce,and ' ister, Dame Ed
S50,000 `Vorld Chanap- ouaed
lona:sip •wini, Wed- of rt
nesdify, August alst. .•• - For five years
These are only a few was in misery and was always ready
• features of the great , to cry. NoW I am sohappy to have
Confederetion Yea ' good halth. My daughter, who is
• Programine. la ,years old, has also taken it. and ••
New $160,000 Diannond
both-lteys and pedals are connected , himself in tIlApose the one he Firestone GuMDippng--by Which
with wires,that. lead td' tne ()lappets iO' addressing. Smart er ‘currniss.'•
each fibre and strand of cord in the tite •
leside thehells, The "blow" is only Phraees are „out of pace -'in good Is ittpregnMed and ceated with pure
• an inch. arld a Ault (in length. The tar writing. Strang, mats4M argu- gem -adds the extraordinary strength
playing is all by hand „Oi* fririt ,ril)(111rit: ment imd,presentation are qualiti.es and flexibility which makes the Belloon
bY inehkrY:' Th- heyboara -And very rirti,h to be dea.red, construction practical.. .
Pedalo each embrace twe row. So' . Firestone Dealers are kopt up.to-date
- tire develonment and service' --con-
imPlici • getting the most
results with least • citpenditurd
money arn;d effort) • It does not
isnpy
dopriiration and niggardliness::
buiers quit buying -hat 38
nt 60110MY but a false netion of
vihat economy ,is. 0511(1 doep.
Buyers' •strikes are the most costly
storpidities in the business world, IVIay
JOHN G. IfFNT
Mannino Diroitor jyrixe: "Didi ye ever 'speak before the nation be spared trem them for-
' • "a Ikmige audience, Pat?' Pt,;. "Fairly everram'e•
Colds
Pain.
Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" package
which contains proven direCtiOns.
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Also bottles of 21 and 100 -Druggists.
Aspirin to the trade mark (,eeletei:ed In Canada), of Bayer Manufacture of kronoleetle-
arldesier of Salicylicacid (Acetyl Salicylic Acid, 'A. S. A."). While 11 Is
well known
dint Aspirin means Muer manufacture, to moist tbe 0051(0 against irnitatione, the Tablets
• of Beier Oonapausr bo etnospod writs r sesersi Mato murk, the :maret cross."
strenuous is the exelaise k
clarllOniteur, has te wear, a, sweater
rPrito Departrtient of Pubtlelty,Carladlara' , _ _ _
National rattibittot; TOroeto 2- Ont. Waite a speoiai snower pain HOZ been
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tinually" progressing and improvmg • Ny111 b2 happy, -0):000Inmerid• 11.00 0..
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• their ability to -serve You better and, "VonnAilo; -Dat° WIESTAAM PAI3).
save your rhoney. See thenearestFire- 3303N31.1y11c4-104r, Bfot.trettyllet tfrhsanwl 1, tQllUbebaceiec...
stone Dealer and let him handle your vi
requreme,ts. , aehe, nervolteness and other ailments
. _ common to women from early life to
xtrensTorrr Tina 84 noniscre O0. middle age, when Lydia E. Pinicharres
OF CAIsTADA Laurrao 'Vegetable Compound will' givo you
MOST MILES PER DOLLAR lir a raeent countr3f-wido c.divase -
o pare asere 0Lydia e in c am O
•' -Vgetable • Compound 8V0260 000
installed enable lam 000l oft
The belie nf ;the Clock chimes 'WS'
well asthe .meckanism the elock
iselt are both, operated by electfidlna-
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Minard's •for. burns. •
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100 reported they were berm- '
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minard's Liniment for scat!iSOUa No, 32 ,37•
or the Vcithrooni—
EDDY'
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NAVY TISSUE is soft and absorbent and,
like all Eddy tissues, is manufacturqd under
the rnost ekacting sanitary 'conditions. .
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"NAY" Tis-
sue ist guar:,
anteed to con -
tall 7 00 sheets.
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