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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1927-03-31, Page 31 ' Heaven -from all cl eaturet. hides !the book of Fate, It is much easier to be, critical 'than to be correct, Fickleness is the 'source of misfortune that threatens its, .t Creation is great, and cannot be understood,' S a a He -Hey, you, I'm not crazy! , She ---Well, if you're not, you are fooling a lot of people, ' •N w The doctor ordered Tom to take one pill three times a day. He says he can't figure it out.. "I've been taught to say what I think," • "Nd wonder you've been' quiet all evening!" "My boss is so tight," said the fair etenog, that if I „come ir(late he docks me and if I come in early he charges me rent." She was only a satchel -maker's daughter, but she new e er v y grip. very A-Ltot of "wanted'Invontlom" and Pull IntormoHon Sunt. Eno on ,Boniest. The Ramsay CO. °yfttm.t .otao AI WN S AP Puree, Pragran" AI..,Iyo+PLimlr.d.Inlre,htea,rrsl Y •ssir,.'',I min In the best -of fair! - a' s s the l i<7 .lose to't e'�r _ h fist of the "I never want tc.see-a bat again," said the convict asl they let him out of prison. "Did you say you wanted a pair of socks?" queried the salesgirl as she masted the fresh customer' in the eye. Extract from -.evening paper -A dollar was fobnd in the belly of a herring sought to -day off the coast of South Africa. And the morning's paper said -The Scottish :fishing > fleet left for South Africa during the night. Cleo -Yes, while cutting' any hair the barber kissed. me! 'Bella -Terrible!'' What aro you Being` to do about it? Cleo -Well, you know, my hair grows awfully fast, * v%= rn m Some husbands have a den, while others gowl all over the house, "A little goes a long way," shouted the giraffe, as he swallowed a tiny grape. No, Osiyald, all that ,glitters is not gold; just take a look at your father's trouser's seat. h h ,N I' ' A negro stoker was crossing the Atlantic for the first time, One day, when hecame up on deck to get a breath of air, he looked out over the broad expanse of water with no ob- ject in sight, and said in disgruntled, tones: "Cosh, we is right whar we was etre time yistaday!" * * "Well, sah,"•said Sambo after being asked what kind of chickens he pr ferred, "all ,kinds- has dere merits. Di white ones is de easiest to find in de dark; but de black ones is de easiest to hide after you get 'em." Badly digested. food, acidity of the stomach, and stttggish liver cause headaches. Seigel's Syrup will remove these causes. Any drug store. High School Boards and Boards of Education' Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHooLs With the approval of the Minister of Education. DAY AND EVENING 'CLASSES may be conducted in accordance with. the regulations Issued b the Department of Education. $ THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION is ,given in various trades. The schools and classes aro under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMi7TE, Application for attendance should be made to the Principal of ,tba school, COMMERCIAL MANUAL TRAINING, SCENCE AND AGRICULTURE AC HORTICULTURE kir'In the Courses of Study In Public, Separate, Continuation and High SehoolCopies of thee Regulatioate nstl sued by` theiSchools Ministel• andf Education may be obtained from the Deputy Minister, Parliament Buildings, Toronto. .711,8 Its superior strength makes Purity go farther than ordinary flours.' It is perfect for all your baking--- cakes, pies, buns and bread --- so the one flour sack only, is necessary. Try Purity Flour to -day --it is certain to please you. Send 30c in stamps fir oar 700 -recipe Purity Flour Cook Book. sea Weirton Canada Blonr Mills Co. Limited. Toronto,Montroel, Ottawa. Saint John. n,. At Via 4762 .4011ATLANTIC CITY'to ' MISS -4 _1ittd=_�Sf^t�f E -t> IYtf —VA tut_" SPECIAL RATES Atip FEATURES Dsaite LENT THE BOARDWALKS MOST ALL.0 INCa SEASON VISIT TUE MOST CENTRALLY LOCATED.ROTEL Or/ THE ROAROWALK FIREPROOF -- CAAAciTY Too — GARAGE 120 CARS CONCERT ORCHESTRA- OCEAN PORCH AND SUN DECK 'AMERICAN AND EDROPSAN PLANS OWNERSHIP MANAoareEIHT WILLIAM B. caavl .. MANAGING DIOEOTOa, 1111111111111 115r i: l'f t 6ulnllmull1mr!a!u1nu11um11in11nan1111011il',nail min1111a 111iu!la4:?, ' Health Broken—Lost 66 lbs., Now 1l, Won Back 82 lbs. Ottawa merchant, formerly city officer, rundown by kidney trouble. Wasted from 201 to 135 lbs. Tanlac restored robust health; now weighs 217 lbs, antl feels fine ,Philias Sequin's grocery at 285 St. Patrick St., is well known in Ottawa.' Mr. Sequin was formerly a polis° officer. When ill-health•senied hlm•he lost weight rapidly. t•T had kidney trouble for 6 years," be tells, "and was given up as a hopeless case. Many _Aimee, from 'Sher weakness, I have fallen where I Stood, and had to be helped to nay feet. Pains racked my entire system; especially lily hack, which felt like splitting. Needlese;to say I cold neither eat nor sleep normally. Weak spells and nervousness would leave one trembling all over. I faded sway from 201 to lab lbs., and tried endless treatments and remedies in those 6. years without result. I ' , ,•�. s r "I had begun to despair, and when Now I weigh 217' lbs., eat and sleep t friend advised Tanlac I was skep- like a healthy boy, and feel like a hi Hest one month's regular use of different man altogether.". ,?his wonderful medicine convinced If neglect or overwork are taking I ie that I was on the road to health, tell of your health, tryfi'anlac. It is I kept on taking Tanlao and to my nature's own tonic made from roots, delight and surprise it made mea new parks and herbs. Your druggist has tins in a surprisingly short time, it Over bZ ,Inion bottles Sad• • Heads Engineering Alumni The appointment of J. M. R. Ftiir- bairn to the psestrleney of the En- gineering Alumni Association of the University of Toronto Its one I1hat will meet with approval 1n all parts of the Dominion. The memnbensiof'the alumni association of this untrersit.y, which is the largest in Canada, etre to be found in almost every city and town through- out the "country, -sot only in Ontario, where the. Univieriity is situated, ,but in both the western and -eastern pro- vinces of the Dominion. The new president wee elected to the post'', of honor at the annual meeting of the Association in Toronto recently, at wirtoh one of the "prominent speakers was Sir Robert Falconer, President of the University of Toronto. Mai. Pak..airn is at present a resi- dent of Rlontreai, and since his gradua- tion from the engineering classes of the University, bias been actively en- gaged as chief engineer With the Cana- dian Pacific Railway Company. He was a well-known and popular debuSar in all departments of 'the University and as president of the .Association, Iuerade an organization - with which many prominent Canadians ee'e-•nfNii- ated, 'Wales' Great 'bay. Patriotic Welshmen decorated their rnantleplecek with the leek_on March 1, for this plant is the emblem of their Saint, whose feast falls on that day. No one is quite sure why the leek was adopted as the -emblem of Wales, but Its is believed that before a battle with the English, St....David orKdered. the Welsh to wear leeks, in their hats, so that they Might,ife distinguished from their foes.' Although the patron saint of 'Armes, St. David's memory plias always honor- ed far England, • Henry VII. used to give away two pounds to Welshffrelr on St. David's Day, while until the ad- vent of .the Hanoverian line, kings of England always wore the leek on this day. St. David was the Won of a Prince of Cardiganshire, and after receiving his education is Menevia, he founded a convent with very rigorous disctf5line in the Vale of Rhos. St, David event- ually became Primate of Wales, anti was. buried in the Cathedral at htene- via--Chow called St. Davide Dickens. Yes, he had many grave faults. So had Sit Walter and the good Dumas; ,so, to be candid, did Shake- speare himself- Shakespeare, the king of poets. -To myself he- is al- ways the man of his unrivaled alyd enchanting letters -is always an in- carnation generous and abundant gaiety, a type of beneficent earnest- ness„ a great expression of . intellec- tual vigor and "emotional vivacity. I love to reflect ,that even as he was the inspiration of my boyhood. so is he the delight of my middle age. I love to think that while Eng- lish literature endures he will be re- membered as one who loved his fel- los-glen, and did more to snake thorn happy and amiable than any other writer of his time. -W, D. Henley, in "Views and' Reviews." "c # ,,CARETS" FOR YOUR BOWELS �F HEADACHY, SICK To -night! Clean your bowels and end Headaches, Colds, Sour Stomach Get a 10 -cent box, Put ,aside - just once - the Salts Nils,' Castor Oil or Purgative' Waiteas which merely force a passageway through the bowels, but do not thor- oughly cleanse, freshen and purity these drainage organfs•, and have no effect'whatevar upon the liver and stomach. Hesp your "insides" pure and fresh wattle Cascaa'ete, which thoroughly Cleanse the sltoanacil, i'senove the undi- gested, solar food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the hirer and BIB, 1'y out of the system all the coustl- 'pittedwaste matter and Poisons in the bowie's. A' Cascara to -night will Brake you feel guest by morning. ' They- work while you t:seep-never gripe, stfken, and' cost Only 10 cents' a box from your. druggist. Millions of men and women take a C5s_oaa'e,t now and Viten and never . have- Headache Idll?oatenese, Severe Colds, Indigest'ion Sour Stom- ach of Constipated Bowels. Cascaretp.. belong in every ,housiehoiid. Ciaidren just love to. take them, Burled Cities. Buried cities which are being,un- covered in Iind'ia, prove that there nuts a. mighty empire in that country 2,500 years age. These cities had been butit ole top of ono ariotne,•,:: To -day is your day and mine; the only one we have; the day in which we play our part. What our part may signify in the great world we may not understand, hut we are here to, play it, and now is our time, David Starr. Jti'dan, ean' Minard'e Liniment ',s the stable. (,I -tering Seed. L'o-d ty 'Christopher and mod I e'.ot out 'seed orders, Delightful task An; .Old Cameo: it Within ar, oval of unshaded blue ! 'i'he figure of a dancing nymph is seen, to be undertaken, only when moo and o4nportuaiity are precis. sly sigh One must have plenty of time, wit no least senseof pressure Or hurry one must have a tranquil, optdmisti mind. For the natter of that, ,th Need catalogues take cams of the lat ter ,trait -almost too well to the en dangoring of .the tranquility. Fe how can one 'possess oneself In un (listracted serenity syhon two hon died sen'rat, finds of flowers and vegetables are recommended as , jus what one's gadder,. needs? This year, lin the interests- of less' busy summer than last year's et the year-before's Christopher and I took pains to remind'' each othe of certain disappointments. Aretotais grandis, hopefully sown for several seasons, has never'done well with us. Stock and snapdragon ought to be started in the house, and we have not had very good luck with: that. method. Marigolds tend' to break: at the neck; calendulas are more satis- factory, though they have not such a nice name, - We must' not plant too many squashes or string beans; last year we:had to throw quantities away. Let us by all means make this a season of reserve and limita- tion; let us confine. ourselves to a few plants we 'can trust. , . There is something cosmically in- evitable about the exuberance of the seed catalogues. It was too, much for Christopher and me. In no time at , all, we were rending out loud to each 'other antiphonally. "'No gar- den ought to be without this charm- ing plant.' Let's try it!" "'This noble melon - I'll ' oertttinly have to have that." Considerations of drought or deluge, weeds, cut -worms, blight aphids, , all were forgotten. gotten...: On the whole, we have come out pretty well with our list this year. It is composed exclusively of seeds which are to be."sown in the open ground when all danger from frost is over" (as if one"could evep fix that date in Ontario) and which have an established reputation for prosperity. Select Color for Home's EXterlor d Moving with Daeasnred step and air t. � sereno h' In some enthralling dance that wood- , • folic Itneav c In days'when skies were of a softer e hue, - I And forests wore a' more delicious green ✓ Than scow, And nevermore such shape and Inion Behcath the skies shall happy mortals' view. t Of' less unearthly grace the forme an - % pear - • The keen frost carves fsom crystal. • We may bless The wind of tine that froze this airy r sprite To immobility and kept her hero In all her fragile„glaneizig loveliness Through these uncomely years fors our With Much Care. The selection of an exterior ool'or scheme requires sober thought, A goodrule to follow Is, 'goon taste is always a safer standard than a mere fad: It outlasts any passing fancy end le never freakish. Good taste rests on simplicity.” int S Simplicity may n rbe se: cured by the use of paint of one color for the body and a darker Or a lighter shade of the same -color, or white, for the trim, MAKE CARE OF BABIES EASIER Stomach ii:feturbanees and consttpa tion are responsible for much of the Peevishness O,f'babies &1.h young Clad - rem 'When the baby is Cross or irrit- able the mother should not resort to ee-called soothing mixtures to correct the trouble, for in themajority of cases these mixtures shinny drug the oblltl into air unnatural sleep.' What is needed is a gentle laxu.tivs that wild sweeteie tale stomach and regulate the bowels. Steele a remedy is found in Baby's Own Tablets. They are easy to take coal guaranteed. to be entirely free from opiates and narcotics. Con; terming them, Mrs. foe. Tousaignant, Ste. Sopiote, Rue., writes: -"t would. like all mothers' to know that I feel there is no other medicine to equal Baby's Own Tablets. I always, keep a box in the house and their prompt use never fails -to restore my little ones to stealth" The Tablets are sold .by Medicine dealers or by mail et 25 ets, a box from The Dr. Williams' Area* cine• Co., Brockville, Ont. Only: Natural. Medidun- Iiel spirit is very slow in answering the saki' 'Sall right, lady, lee talee yer.time. Wheii I married her she was a tele-• phone operator," These Will. Come. There . will corns " soft rains and "the • smell of the ground, And . swallows calling With their shimmering' sound; And 'frogs in the pools singing at night, 'And wild plum trees in tremulous .: white; Robins will wear Cher: feathery 'fire Whistling their \whir ie on a low fence wire.. -Sara Teasdale, in I-larper's Magazine. Wino still preserved int the cellars of a wine -dealer in London dates back to '11540 and IG31, Kill warts with Minard's Liniment, Tony was having, his hs•ro•esal son christened 'anti be'in'g very t anxious to. have his name recorded con•.=+eetly on the 'Wirth certificate, remarked to the clergyman: delight, , -Antoinette gSclidder:' A 0ST. HELPLESS WITHRHE HMATI A Nova Scotia Lady Tells How She Found Relief. Among the Tedi-kno'Wn residents: of Nineveh, N:S., ie Mrs. :ltrilhlun Sliver, who tells for tlwe benefit: pf other suf- ferers how she found relief from a severe attack of rheusnetisart.. Mrs. Silver ,sapsi-"In the early fall of 1928, I contracted a 'cold which dle- veloped'toito i4 severe atqick of muscu. lar' ahenumetisn5 In fact, it almost totally disabled met anti I suffered Meat agony moat of the time. After trying to vain to get something to re` hove me, I decided to take Dr. Whir llama' Pink Pigs, .which I haat heard highly recommended. I may say that the quick relief they afforded• really surprised mio, and after taking some six boxes of the pills every twinge of the rheumatism had gonb, and I inn now feeling better than I have been forSOMEyears past. The Mils not only banished the rheumatism, but helped me in many other ways:" Try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for anaemia, rheumatism, Iseuna[gia, ner- vousness andstomach trouble. Take then, as a tonic If you are not in the best' of physical condition and eu1t4- 'ta,te the resistance that will 'seep you antiwell s o strong. Sold by all druggists or sent by mail at 50 cents a box by The Dr. Williams' iSlediclne Co., Brock- ville, rockville, Ont. • "George had thenerve to tell me I was dumb." "I-Ith[nk so, too, but I'd never have the nerve to tell you so." Mlnerd's Liniment for rheumatism. • "Well, ya see—it's like trise. My firsts boy 'I tells: ya I wants. Neem chr[s'nd 'Tom' and ya plata 'Tomess' ont Neese paper. Now 1 want dig boy name 'Jack' and no want hewn name 'Jack- ass'." URSES Tie Toronto aotpital far Incurable*, In at'all,lloh with BallsVen and Allied !Nodal,. thew' York' CIty. cant It three yearn' Copra at Trololnr fa young women,having' the !clued c,uootlon, and dadreur at hamming nor,,*, this Hofpltnl ha, wanted theeight. hour tyalam, The 'Pupil, reecho, ' uniforms at the ethoae. a :aogtiily oaot(anop, ani travellno n pontes to mrd troth Neat York. For forth.. Information writ. IS. huoaruamWe/L ' Now , packed M Algrminqa same absyears IS ED ROSE * it ANGE 114 • Oatmeal. Classified Advertisements. Much' has been said for and against A oatmeal and oatmeal porridge.. The- a5 ,•'tsTCN ntNas '"rT; vajn5 ,''for` 4 NnkaS s,,ycni l o lmll o e"52 -O pod' for old story; wil1411 beast repetitidir, Dr- `75 pd0 ,hast Pnr yard Ylmm� zeng Co.,*5 aa'i rent Johnoou cdefilweoaats'ac a grain nasal c w" Toronto. In E•ngI and for orsanti' in'Scotland' for men, .The retort was: "And where - do =--ACTH oLAss. pots find such bosisies wad such Certain adverse critics, inch 'au Proal fessor Melliunby and othemir, object to oatmeal because it is "deficient. in vital - mines." The term.vitaanines appears to have 'become a: peg upon whitch oer- tain learned foils ere 'hanging a 'pro;. niseunus:dot of tatters. We uose!'si+stand the Importance of vitamslnes5 but we kalaw 'that half a glees -of milk, a teaspoonful of raw cabbage,., two teaspoonfuls of.; oeolted cabbage, a small portion of any other vegetables, or surae : fruit.: raw or Cooked, will furialatli Opti the vitamtnes required tor a day's meals, Tbe simple old dish of oatmeal or - ridge, or' other cereals end milk, fur- nishes excellent fail; but is heavy' - not light, as Is sometimes, supposed, When taken in quantities beyond na- ture's powers of assimilation, it causes indigesltion with datulenee, due•to Ler mentation. T.Teman&sc sir oi,Ass suusaroo•re- Fon. 0.kJJ peaky bonpeoesot beds; pearl, growth, doc0n't burn/Dant.. 'Delivered 450 mama yard, ,'earl,,, dPouftryt , maim, Out. nut L0555'..'StIPPLICo, ---- Levr sLATr:..coeTIM n00pmNta, g2. Eat L-Ifoueo Paint, 42.x5 000001 noora, wmiufowe, i route, Flooring, Wallboard,. Thoo,on,i e or Huily, Ing,nar,n.. ,urea Catalogue. rrnlndpy Company, Boa . EsrT, rtnodlton. FRENCH SELF-TAUGHT. liBSr. e1s11.1p0 sYsrmeae nuns nnytei:ri, wVot 'Pronnnaloso,, of avely .word: A per apt kneeladgo of Cha Ianpaggu' m aarso mamba; Coo1- proto ,1o5, ed., 50o; abridged Poole ad,,. '20',e'ort paid, World', Suboarlptiea Aginry-Stood,. P.o, not al05, »opt. 'N; Montreal, F.D. - - - br' sums ie,oae 'sibulsys A. 'MAP TO eatlatlM ,a.lewars, Send for . oar .Barnes* Cetaloguc: It Wal says you `money. The Itopo*ltury. 10 Nelsen -Street, Toronto, OMR 1+5051 45 red 00 POx.P5 rN 'snot • 9 to ..5 1,51,x' lime. Can WCoach any render sot ml, Iooeazl+w bow to But Caput.'Welts far -uar- tlauigre.. w, A._ 'radio,', Se000iead, quip, One of the -oo i tuts chat results is flue "porridge lash";' this maybe cured or prevented by taking less, porridge and eating a little fruit raw or in the foamy of jam. Mina'rd's-the dependable liniment. Lose no chance of giving pleasure, for that is the ceaseless and anony- mous triumph of a truly loving spirit. -Henry Drummond. By atranquil mind I mean nothing else - than a ' n mind well ordered. - Marcus Aurelius. "Buckley'et for Throat Health A nip night and morning relieve° eoyonese and hoarseness, and pro- vents more serious developments.. A bottle of Buewey'a-40 Sema ter.. 55 cents—is an economical guar- antee of healthy throats for' the whole family. Yleesent to take- 9nstaat in action—positive-in re -- lief. All druggists sell it. W. B. Buckley, Limited, s23 142 Mutual St., Toronto 2 tie L tht IXTUR.S Acts like COas -- R k n oingle'aip prove, it PUT STOMACH IN ORDER AT ONCE "Pape's Diapepsin" for Gas, Indigestion or Sour Stomach Instantly/ Stomach corrected I You never feel the slllgthteet distress from laildgestion or a sour, acid, gassy stom- ach, aftbr you eat a tablet of "Pape's Dhotpepsiln." The moment it reaches the stomach ail sourness, flatulence, I heartburn gases, palpitation and pain; dlsappeer. Druggists guarantee each package to correct digestion at ones. I End your stomach trouble for few I cents. ®0231$ Sri se BAT Aotuolrad c ett of the.n.rkedeegubtttt1iiettlreuwmer.aw,fn'o,E. Berldema5-aarwomet.amr PROVE4IT,EROS-Jo.ett d m mm. Coorout000 co urine • ,etc rvouRsm�8er Condi tri. No o0Utraifoae—Ad`rtr SOI, itSIORIATORIIEEtr T4rc o.O,U, •( 91 I LETES i Minard's will limberr up stiff muscles and sore joints. 'Use it for a rub down. Feel Tired When You Get Up Tongue coated -head aches -no pep for the day's work? Then your liver is lazy, your kidneys are not eliminating the Poisons, from the body. Tour system needs toning up. Thousands upon thousands all over the world take Warner's Safe Kidney and 'Liver Remedy. It corrects tttleotional troubles and by its tonic add purifying properties- restores the liver and kidneys to their normal condition, so you soon feel like yourself again. Sold by all druggists. Price $1.25 per bottle. Warner's Safe Remedies Co., Toronto, Ont. 15112===allitiMligfigiMBEggestiiiihMat TWO REE \\ Government Pamphlets You Ought to Have rat NE tells about beautifying. ki the :grounds around your home—the other,how to get bigger:crsps from the name son. "Crop Rotation and Soil Mop, - 'Se,,!" - lies, into this matter fully. Gives best rotations for dairy farms, misrd farms, and those farms. apecialiting Mostly in. grain and clover seeds. Is based on year's of experience at Dominion Itsperimental Farms.. Tells hew test to utilize clay, sandy, and a peat and muck alibi, .and what to do with hillsides sad rolling rand• "Aonsal,Flawors"-Lists the flow- ers that grow hest in each -locality across Canada, Notables you to edict those most suitable toi'our ,district, liv-a details as to color-, Inge, height, plaiting dotes, etc. 'nitre are ova, five hundred tree government pamphlets on all -.the ditteriat branches of farming..' I Writs for the 1121 hist, FHt ii, and mail thin slip POST FREE le ! lyll''LIO;ATIONS BRANCH Department or ACricelturc,. ()Palen, Untarle, lichee send me ince pamphlets. on; together With Pat of an free pamphlets. 1 feat li. h.lt\'� P155 5C•t • I I;iUE No.•13 -'27. Proved safe by Millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Neuralgia Pain Neuritis Headache Lumbago Toothache Rheum-atis DOES*NOT AF THE HEART A N&NG Beware of Comsterfeits There is only one genuine "ASPIRIN" tablet. If a tab- let is offered as "ASPIRIN" and is not stamped with the "Bayer Cross" --refuse it with contempt itisnot"ASPIRIN" at alLf Don't take chances!' Accept .only ,`Bayer" package which contains proven directions. Handy "Bayer", boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists, 'Anima la the Chad° midi, (rc5istsroir in Canada' of Bayer Manufacture of Motioaaotte ticldeeter of 5alh•,rlleacitl (Ae tyi sahieylta Acid, "A: S. A."). ' Mille It in well known . tbatAnotoin rncaua 5 or nrtynafaol area Osolot has public against lmntione,ttra Tablets of AarW-Company will bo Stamped with their a'enerai trade merle, the ''Buyer Groat." •