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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1929-11-14, Page 3Owl Laffs A 'farmer was losing his patience and temper ,trying to drive - two mules into a held,' and was 'using _strong laugliage,whet the local parson came. by and said: "Don't speak like that to dumb :alit Fal`n-o xstt--are' just tite man •I want to see;' Parson "unit why?" Pariner—"Tell ole; how .did. Neal get these;into the Ark?" The banquet was t'great success, And not a dreary time and glum; This added to the ,happiness, Two of tile ;speakers did not carne. "have theybeen married long?" "Just long enough sothey have found' there area lot of things .that you can't '.say with flowers." "Dad," said his son Charles, do You think they will ever find a sub- stitute for petrol?" ".They.have one now, and I wish you'd give it a trial." "1'Ieh" retorted Charles, Ivo never heard of it. -Wllat is it, anyway?" "Shoe leather" 'retorted his father. Passenger :on Atlantic liner ;(who is.really enjoying the sea, to his coin- panion who:has gone below)—"Come on ; mi Mel We're. passing a ships" Voice from Below -"I don't"want to. see no ship. You call me when we're passing a tree." Things are looking up for the American drama. The, other day a Chicago theatre patron shot two men to get a seat Fresh Marketer "Are those• eggs strictly fresh?" Grocer—"Boy, see if those eggs are cool enough to sell yet ' 0 Have you heard abo- rt the Scotch - man who gave his wife a pair of rub - ben, heels wheu she begged him for a new spring outfit? • • Many a man his paying alimony to- day because he thought there was no great harm in a little flirting. Felt hats may come and straw hats may go, but the high hat goes on for- ever. The old fashioned th- eory that there is danger from exposure has been ex- ploded by the new fashion woman. Teacher's Pet: An ancient saying, still in use, but the apostrophe is omitted. • Peace and Quiet. The editor was dying, and a sigh came from his breast: "Please bury me, my friends, where I will find eternal rest, I long for peace and quiet, so when :I have closed my eyes, Just plant me in some store where they do not advertise" Young 14fe•ehant—"Here's an invi- tation to my golden wedding." His Friend—"Why, you're not even married" Young Merchant—"No, but I'm go- ing to marry a rich man's daughter." "Maybe I shouldn't • have brought this up," murmured the aviator, as his plane 'began to fall. • A committee is a perfect device for postponing action and dividing re - Does rheuninatism Railway hinder your woo 0 'WHILE working in a 'J quat`ry as -a driller," writes Mr. John J. Hogan of South March, Ont., was seized with rheuma- tism in the left shoulder. I followed treatments for some time without relief. I had heard so much con- cerning Dr. Williams' Pink .Pills that I decided to give them a trial. They were certainly the meth- ; cine that I needed for it was not long before I was as well as ever. Now I tale them every Spring as a tonic." This is one of hundreds of cases in which these blood - enriching pills have proved effective in eradicating rheu- matism.' Buy Dr. Williams' Pink Pills now at your thug - gist's or any dealer in medi cine, or be mail, 50 cents,` ppostpaid 7� m The Dr. Wil - hams MtWAtcine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. 11.30 ,' "A HOUSEHOLb NAME IN 04 eoUNTRIES:, Heins in Building ' Dept. of Health Cottages F'or New Settlers Canadian I�ational:alid`White Star'Lirie Co-operate With British Government. Montreal, Nov. t,—I+'u1'l approval of half to .one acre, and'. Will be,close to the Overseas Settlement Board of the a good road olid:10t111h'easy access of .British Covenmelit, which is support -I the local,marltot village,' and as near, ing, it flnancially, has: been given the as possible to the rural school . The project bf the Canadian;National nail-' cottages, modest but substantial, will- Says'.Departinent 15 Colonization and be of two . bedrooms, and the oather, the White Star ,Line Canadian Ser. for larger families;; consisting .05 a vice •tp solve; to some extent, the living room and three be:dreams, problem of accommodation for British., Simple furniture will bo provided in families working on 'the farms of om- each cottage, including•a good stove. 'plovers .in Canada, The scheme: pro- A, nominal rent. of three. dollars 'a Alma Mater The Cape Argus, Cape Town, South Africa: A hundred years ago ,Gape Town was already old, but South M- rica was only beginning to be. All eyes were turned to the future. We are still looking to the.future, but we must never forget that history has been made in this land of ours, and most of our present ideals and aspira- tions have their roots in the past. This is especially true of education. Educationally, it is true, South Africa has none of the traditions that so powerfuly afoot the thought and life of the more anelent seats of learning in; the Old Country. But even a Cen- tury gives time for great traditions to form and proud memories to evolve. No student, whether of yesterday or to -day, can think of the old buildings in the Avenue, the gates, the oak trees, the paddock, the professors of a former. day, the companionships and games, the colege songs, Clays of study and nights of revelry, without being deeply moved. Use Minard's Liniment in the Stables. There is big money in Wall Street for any one who knows how to play the market, and Beethoven's sonatas are on the piano if you just happen to hit the right notes. It takes a breve man to be a burg- lar, for he never knows' when some woman will mistake flim for her bus- sponsibliity. band and shoot. �rNY . us aW at •I+ r From 1115 knowledge obtainable from moat reliable sources has every in- dication of showing HANDSOME PROFITS, owing mainly to the decrease of natural supply and INCREASE XN PRIDE OP PELTS. Our farm is in charge of itr. Ben Harris, a reliable experienced muskrat farmer, and we have oonfidenco enough in our Farm to offer you a ranching contract which will give a BETVRN OP 200% before the owners receive any remunera- tion. if you are interested enough, to investigate, fill In and mail the following form, or Telephone Waverley 3544, _ um am .. O. Please forward furthee information without obligation: Nance Address Phone THOMAS FUDGE & COMPANY ROOM 404,11 KING ST. WEST, TORONTO 2, CANADA High School Boards and Boards of Education Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS With the approval of the Minister of Education DAY AND EVENING CLASSES may be conducted in accordance with the regulations issued by the Department of Education. THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION Is given In various trades. The schools and classes are under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE. Application for attendance should be made to the Principal of the school. COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided for in the Courses of Study in Public, Separate, Continuation and High Schools, Collegiate Institutes, Vocational Schools and Departments. Copies of the Regulations issued by the Minister of Education may be obtained from the Deputy Minister, Parliament. Buildings, Toronto. PHILLIPS- Ovtookt ottbie s duo NO tto TION "oto erOMAGi DIAN IIEADAnHIS o,ksea•HAuseA. end ,'What Moet people call' indigestion ,It usually excessecid in their etomacb. 'The foot: has soured. The instant re Ilei is an alkali which neutralizes: aeids. Eat don't use crude helps. Use hat your doctor would advise. The best help ,is ,Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. For the '50 years since :its invention it has remained standard with physicians. You will find noth- ing else so quick in its effect, solitho. less, so efficient. Upper: Standard, type of four -room form cottage built by Caned an National Railways and White Star Line for British -farm Families. Lower: One of the Western Farms on which a Canadian National.'Railtyays-White Star Line farm worker's cottage is being,,built. • video for the erection of suitable farm cottages in prosperous farming dis- tricts in Western Canada to house selected British families placed under the =apices of the, National System and the White Star. These cottages are being •built 'carefully, located in the three prairie provinces where the resident farmers' are predominately Anglo-Saxon. Bach ottage will stand in a fenced plot of ground averaging from one- • The.autunm has. arrived, and we en- ter into the season of the common cold; unfortunately this season is long ,and will be with us until the ice melts and the flowers bloom agiiin in. the spring: The Talt of the Common Cold The common cold, costs the people ,of .Ontario a;hea,vy sunt ,every winter, First, to6 many w'inte'r'cteatlis,.can be traced to the simple beginning of a common cold; no cold is so t'simple tha•it can afford to.be neglected, par- • ticulaily in small children and '.older The Cost of tthe.'Common Cold The number of persons suffering from colds on any one day during the season of the common cold is enort mons,' Every second man working.. in Ontario's industries is sick with :a cold some time during the winter: Women workers suffer to theextent of three,oitt-of -every four. -.For the balance of the populatiou-children, and those who . work at home—we have no statistics, but feel sure•theil'( bill for sickness :clue to colas:is just. as heavy.. I Cause of the Common" Cold A person suffering from a cold can pass it on to others,` The infectious material is present in the .discharge nt the nose and'tltroat; it can be transferred to others'by coughing and. sneezing. A. person suffering 'from a 'cold will marry infection on his hands; lie should therefore wash his hands before .eating, and especially before handling milk' or food to be' used by others. -Ile will alsoinfect the cups, glares, dishes, etc., from 'which he Blinks and eats; his dishes should be carefully washed. Childlen, and adults too, often take', cold as a result of over exposure to cold, getting feet wet, chilling after leaving a hot school,house, etc. Dress m the cold or wet weather so as to protect the body from chill and the feet from gettieg• wet. • Those who have "bad' throats"—dis- eased or enlarged tonsils—suffer more frequently from colds thanthose with healthy throats. Repeated colds .Iower one's resistance; children and adults who have one cold• after an- other all through the winter are in a weakened condition by the beginning of sifting. Treatment of Colds The best tbing to do .for a cold is to go to bed; go early enough and stay long enough. It is n,ttoh simpler to prevent pneumonia than to cure it, and most cases of pneumonia have as a beginning the neglected common cold. Write for health literature- to De- partment of Health, Ontario, Parlia- ment Buildings, Toronto. A Government's Duty Ceylon Times: So long as people have few outside social interests and recreations, the liability to bicker and quarrel. -will be great, and in Ceylon all too often quarrelling is synony- mous with the'use of the knife. If the assoiation just formed, while promot- ing the crusade against crime, will not neglect to encourage all sorts of recreational activities, ten -fold better results will be produced. Most Gov- ernments nowadays recognize their ob- ligations in this respect and strive to promote intelectual and recreational pursuits. We have now .left behind the narrow conception of the State's function as confined to seeming order and liberty for persons and property, and every Government Inas a social program to promote moral and bodily -health. A's everybody already ]snows, a bee dies when it stings you. And a friend- ship acts that way, too. What a great many people consider to be the latest Scotch joke is the ap- pointment of a gentleman named Me - Nab to draft a new Prohibition -en- forcement program with the U.S. month will be charged the tenants. It is understood -that families will oc- ouupy the cottages onky while they are securing preliminary experience in Canadiah farming,' presumably for • a year's time, after 'which it is andel.. elated that ,they will be in a 'position to make their own arrangements- The Canadian National Railways' farm placement service will assist 1n pro-' curing employment for the newly ar- rived families. Orpheus and Loh If in this age of opportunity for all you should 'seek a reminder that even in less propitious moments humanity is not without its resourcefulness, go to London's Crystal Palace on a cer- tain day in fall. There, under the great canopy of glass, you will find a vast sea of faces. Peer Into those faces and you will distinguish among them the Cockney, the Tynesider, the man from Wigan and the man from the Clyde. But wherever they conte from, yoq will recognize them as workers al. And note the expres- sions—not the excitement, too fre- quently mingled with passion, that marks the trade unions in conclave; not the mehanical dulness .that comes of monotonous work in the ship, not' yet the strained look of those who must peep a large family in poor housing conditions, .The expression on those countenances is Ono of keen interest and,full enjoyment; it is the elated look of the connoisseur called• upon to exercise his special talents. The event that has tints brought workingmen together is betrayed by the glint everywhere of silver and brass instruments, with here and there the blaze of the bombardon, tilted skyward Like a burnished howit- zer. For this is the great day .of the annual concourse of brass bands, for which factory groups in every Indus- trial area have been practicing hard for many a month. Full 170 bands - 4000 bandsmen in all—have journey- ed ourneyed up to London to set their musical prowess in competition with the best in the land. Hour by hour, band after band es- says the intricate measures of the test selection. In endless ebb and flow from quiet cathedral solemnity to sharp clarion challenge, the same strains go on not a drum beat to drown a defect. Yet the ceaseless. flow of the brazen chords never palls. New interest and new suspense ac- company each new 'contestant. Each band that mounts the platform, all aquiver with excitement for the su- preme test, embodies in some degree that great epic of the workingman's victory over adversb conditions: From: coal mind and clay pit, pottery and cotton mill, foundry, and shipyard,, from drab rows of workers' dwellings amid smoke -blackened hills, the dream of the perfect band arose. The traitor was engaged, the worlc begun steady, persistent, unflagging repeti- tion until from that . forbidding 80- eii'onment'tlfere came the rich, warm mellow tones of metal subdued to the gentle service of Orpheus. Nothing short of perfect techniqueis the goal of these artiste of mill and mine. A brass choir may 'Have its natural limitations, but within them it is made a thing of beauty, .banging joy to the lives of generations' of workers that otherwise .have known little .re- lief Proni the steady demand' of their labor. The brass band in Britain' is the laborer's own handiwork. Ile himself 'has laid down its traditions and' lis standards of er1cellenee—and .of its kind it is a . masterpiece,—Christian Soignee ,Monitor, The Flexible.Tariff Philadelphia Lodger: •The flexible . provisionis a sound; essential adjunct to a protective 'tariff.'' But its merits ;have beeii•'obscured lir'. the welter of politics into which this formerly non- partishn question h'as been plunged by legislators playing, the old familial' gains. Feet Sore? Use Minard's Liniment. The predicted 7fraiikle•len g'th skirt coming in`etyle will be another factor 'against the freedom of the see, • M r One tasteless spoonful in -water neu- tralizes many times its volume :h i acid. The rosette areimmediate, with no bad after effects. Once you learn .this fact, you will never deal with ex-. cess acid in the crude ways. (aro learn —now—Why this method is supreme. Be sure to get the genuine Pbillips' Milk of Magnesiaprescribed by physi- cians for 50'years•in',correcting excess acids. Bach bottle :contains full di- rections—any drugstore., • BABY'S OWN TABLETS WIN GREAT PRAISE Many Mothers Always Keep Them in the House. Thousands of mothers state that they know of no .other medicine for little ones to equal Baby's Own Tab- lets --that they always keep the Tab - lots in the home as a` preventive of childhood ailments, or if sickness aloes suddenly grip their little -ones they feel safe with such a remedy at hand. Concerning the use Of the Tablets Mrs. Donat Ploudre, .Tingwick, Que., writes: "I have nothing but praise for Baby's Own Tablets. They are the only medicine I have ever given nay two little ones and I am glad to state that the Tablets have always Rept then: in perfect health. I Leel so sato with the Tablets that I al- ways ]seep a box in the house.". • Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative. They regulate the bowels, sweeten the stomach and thus banish constipation and indigestion; break up colds and simple fever and snake the cutting of teeth painless. The Tablets are absolutely safe, being guaranteed free from all injurious drugs. They are sold by all medicine dealers or by mail at 25c a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. The Power of the Movies F. J, P. Veale in the Nineteenth Century (London) : Mr. Baldwin has drawn attention to one aspect of the film's intiuence—the evil effect film plays designed to suit Western tastes' have upon Oriental audiences, with their entirely different standards and outlook. . . . There is, however, another aspect of the problem with -05111te at least equally serious, but far less easy to remedy. At the pre- sent time a great film -producing State , has unlimited power, not only to mag- nify its own achievements, but ;to hold up to universal contempt the char- acter and misdeeds of its rivals. Thus the owe to the American film industry the all .but universal belief that the American Ariny 'von the Great War, The point 10 perhaps of little practi- cal importance, although it does less `than justice to the tens of thousands of men who laid down their lives In France and Flanders during •the period when President Wilson was too proud to fight, It furnishes, however, a good example of the enormoue power of the cinema. Compared to the multitudes who derive their ideas on tine Great War from the films, the people who ,seek the .real facts frdm authoritative books on the subject are but an insigniflcaht minority. It may be the fault of progress; but it does seem as;though they're trying to stabilize the farm industry atter the horses are gone Deaf ".Hear Again Through New Aid Eampisee No Bigger. Than Dims Wins Enthusiastic Following. Ten -Day Free Triol, Offer. After 'twenty -Svc yearn devoted *sole'- oevelyto the manufacture of .8cientiilei .1loaring..aida,. thoCanadian -Aeouatioon Ltd„ Dept. 470, 411, E,ieiini0nd'.St.' Woet; Toronto, Ont., has just perfected a new gmoeaeesAonshton thatmxe$resente ttrh Creation of hearing' for -the deaf. ee. t This latest Aconstteon is featured... 131 a tiny ear -piece no bigger than a dime Through 'thio device,n sotwtts.are clearly anti die- nily transmitted to supnorntal ears with wonderful benefit to hearing and health alike. The makers offer an abso- lutoly0 free •51151 500,10 trays to any Cne person who :nay be-mteres,ed, and a let- reterds will Uring one of these.: rentarkabio 3101111 tame nf00 a thorough and convincing test. Seiill 5110111 your name and address todayl • Minard's Liniment relieves stiffness. Jane Cowl takes the gloomy view that the theatre is "on its Last legs," but Jane probably doesn't realize the resourcefulness of Flo Ziegfeld and Bari Carroll. Children Cry A BABY litlEMEDY APPROVED BY DOCS®R$ FOR CO00 CCNSTIRITION.OIA50550 WEIGHED 163 LBS. —NOW 140 LBS. .low one woman lost fat and ' gained .health More cups to the pound, more flavor in the Gini, more fang to the taste. That's what makes Red Rose tr st, so popular. ,Every package guaranteed, is gw. odtea"1 RED .ROSE,,e,l .ANGE PEKOE isx r,a. g bd Delinquent Youth . Other Ways of .Correcting His Faults Than the 'Prison or Reformatory It is related that a teather•oil be- ing asked how -he got along with the bad .boys, replied that 'lie got along with them •all right, for, he added, "1 just expel theme' There will poh- ably be a consensus of opinion that in view of his candid, 'admission it was the teacher and not the scholar who should he expelled. And yet; says J. J, Kelso, there is a moral contained in this` inc;d'eet, that is applicable, to the work of cbiid- saving: There are many good pee ple, who, }unwilling to bo patient and faithful with boys who have gone astray, consider their whole duty performed whefl they succeed in.bav- ing the lad sent off to - a reform school. This readiness to throw oft responsibility is greatly to be.`depreci- ated and' it was on this account' that the executive officer of the Children's Aid Society was given .extensive riglits in the disposal of juvenile of- fenders, Wayward !myself taken at the right tit re' and in the right 'way; can be converted into first-class men. Boys of sanguine temperament furnish the good boys and the bad boys .of the world, not the pious and vicious. They aro as the name implies, full of «blood, full of life, activity, mischief and fight. Yet, for the sante reason, they are full of tenderness,'sympatby and loving kindness. What shameful ignorance to be at war with such a bay! Let him know that you are bis friend, that you like him, that you wish him well, and you have at once an empire for good, moving itself and others on the way to righteousness. Employment Agency Needed Cleveland Plain Dealer: Some •of the college graduates advised by the Boston professor to be snobs are find- ing it hard even to get a boss, to say nothing of marrying his daughter. Incidentally one of the best ways to gut an end to all wars is not to be- gin any. Minard's Llnlment'for Coughs. Five Monterey convicts escaped by sawing their jail bars with teem - blades. Quite a lot of shavers will recognize those blades. An airplane has climebd to a height of over 314 miles. We understand that the pilot could see no sign of the cost of living coming down. 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Read how this woman lost fat and gained health :--- " I have taken Ifrusclten Salta every day for nearly a year, and I have not felt act well for many years. My weighs has dropped from 163 lbs. to 140 lbs. All my acquaintances say how much • younger and better hook. I feel bright, and well, whereas before I was always nervous and tired:' ' Mrs. 13. Try taking Iin:sclten Salts every mop- ing in a giass of hot water, before) breakfast. Little by little the unhealthy accumulations of fat will slowly but surely disappear. A new feeling of health and vitality will follow—the: years will fall away as your form takes on the 'elender lines of .youth. 46-'29 o ISSUE .No. Ln t: FOR THE HAiR Ask Your Barber—tile linows BEST PAID WORK A well connected man can obtain a very desirable Agency, in this Dis- trict with • a strong progressive Life 1nsuiance Co. Box 4 0/0 Wilson Publishhl3 Co., Toronto. TENTS List of "Wanted Inventions" and. Full information gent Free on Request. TBEiZAMSAY00., Dept. W. .. 273 Bank St.,, Ottawa, Ont. Asthma is relieved by Minard's. Spread on brown paper and apply to throat. AIso inhale. noM3 nus .51 $0.1818 BACK 111HOSTN1L55Enr hers $11EA'NO1SES Mara EAU Cat, 51.25 Ali errugtats 0eilri500 taldu on rag0C,t A. O. LEONARD, Inc. 70 Firth Ave.. New York' run The .lPerf'aanaeel T'oesch tions JPdal:es Y•otar Toilet f?asesyalete Talcunnn, 1Doweliea• Delicately ,1Seelicalc,i fetal .ffinticeptic Every day 10,000 women buy a bottle of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- They table Compound. know that there is no better remedy for their troublesome ailments with their accompanying nervousness, back- ache, headache, "blue" spells, and rundown condition. APPLICATIONS Are Filled As Far As Possible in the Order in Which They Are ReceiveU. APPLICATIONS Offering .Annual Work Are Invariably Given the Preference. ONTARIO DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE Farm Help Supplied The Colonization and Immigration Branch of the Department of Agriculture for Ontario will have available a number of Experienced Married Men With Their Wives and Famllles—Married Couples Without Children— Also Single Men. Faamdrtore0mniakngarHloy t,apwpinllcabtotown otno Geo. A. Elliott )ireetor of Colonization ParTorontoliament, 01,1Ont. gs., i! File Your Application at Once All Men Placed Subject to Trial Period HON. JOHN 8, MARTIN, Minister of Agriculture TORONTO other's Ianis succee i e IXTHEN your child is headachy, clogged system;make a child happy. bilious, feverish; half -sick, There isn't' a child Who doesn't • with no appetite or energy, nine love its rich, fruity flavor. Improved times out of tan, just one thing is to appetite, digestion and assimilation blame; constipation!. follow its use, A child's entire syetem Cleanse the little digestive tract . is toned and strengthened. with .California Fig Syrup and see Mrs. Chtirle0 i(elly,. 91 Carlene how breath is sweetened; coated Ave, Toronto, Ontario, says: "Since tongue cleared; eyes brightened. ' I found out how good California'Fig ; e More than two doses are seldom ,.Syrup r is , I have kept some in the aecessarytodrive awayallsignsofa house. It never fails to help my children. I give it at the fust C A L 1 F O lit N d A sign of upsets or colds. Their FIG SYro wonderful' eondition'proves'this u r a, ood plan." Caitlion The R f', g. 1+ name . bears the e°11.1 a always TEE l'iiCiY..I+AUA'1 4' LAX ,6TlVE. Caliroi• itta.. TONIC FOR CSILD1tON