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Sport retume arad reviews by popular koie 1 sport writers. , ears AU for 10e in Canada's Greatest Illustrated Sunday Newspaper 1 tartbartg Buy it frontyour Nows Doolor-or send $6.00 for ono full yoar,oulmoription to ONTARIO NEWS COMPANV 253 Q1100111 StrIr Wont - Toronto, Ontario 0 A Viking Ship •Pays Visit to' London 11:ort AnotherAdvance Recalled in, A •Like•Craft 1-000 Years Ago Owl Laffs The Measure of t.1 Man Not--"liew did he die?" But --`How did ho live?" Not'--"Witat did he gain?" Bat --"What did he give?" These aro the units TO 1indeaallre the worth Of a man, as a man, Regardless of birth. Nol—"What was his Station?" 'Illut--"XIad he a heart?", And—"How did hp play his God-given part?" Wits he ever ready With a word of good cheer, To bring back a male. To banish a tear?" Not—"What was his church'?" Nor—"WhatV'Jay his creed?" But—"Hati he befriended those really • , in need?" Not—"What did the 'sketch •in the newspaper Say?" But—"I-low many were sorry when he passed away?" age from Greenland to Bostonlin the year 100?. n was on this legend that Longfel- low fotuided his poem of ate Sea king who complained: I was a Viking old! My deeds, though manifold, • No Staid la gong bath told, -,No.Saga taught thee and who snatched his bride away grom her kinamen to accompany Aunt For the -first time sines the (lays Of on that voyageau which "Three creeks Plantagenet kings of England a Vito we westward bore—then cloudlike wei Ing ship has come to London. saw the shore.ctreteliing to leeward?' Longellower story the Viking and It sailed up the Thames .estuary past Rochester and the Medway,his bride settled there,and their child- ' where before the Normans cameren became American Menne. the I Viking pirates used to mid and burn,1 ........,..4:..... and finally rested under the shadow of Farewell to Fasting St, Thomas% Hospital, The Old and the New This was a ship of peaceful adven- ture, but no Viking craft had ever be- Pillar -boxes it is a delight to find them fore reached so far up London' t river, looking once more like women, and to except perhaps that Gee whose ruined haVe all the anolent poetic images of timbers were found in the Thames the faunae form again Oontiug true, and, were transferred to the Terrace R is unaclubtedly prettier that raptur- ot the London County Halt nese by, ous admirers should be reminded oe It those old timbered boner; could Greek vases by the aeneerance of the speak What a tale they might have ladies of their choice than Mat they had to tell to this line new Viking ship shouldlhave to recall a more coffee built at Oslo. The old craft was per. canister, But the revival bait its den- ims' a desperate adventurer, carrying gars, Mime, R carried to extreme, it fire and sword and fighting men, .1011 bring back tight lacing and with It would, perhaps, have been shrit all the ills that wont with that bar- b); prised to find that the Oslo Viking ermmode- ship was named itot atter some an- cient, pirate, like Forkbeard or nor- No wiEDKINE LIKE serk the Red, but after Reale Aniund- ilen' a 61132 among Men Ind ee d ' but BABY'S OWN TABL TS one who lost his life in tying to save 4 them. Still more would the County Halt I — velic have been astonished to find that once a Mother Has Used Them ' the new ship was not in search ofhe win use Nothing Else, plunder, was not even a hI hardy trader ' like its forbeitre who Were •admitted To once use Baby% OV711 Tablets is to the Port of London in the dayti of to use them continually—that is as the Plantagenete. • I Jong as there are young 0111151011' 'in Retracing Old Steps 1 the home, That is the testimony given us by inothere front ell 2artal But if roams -00i as --tiPllag sari, of Canada. They all say -dun they comes up with the morning train from know of nothing to equal Um Tablets. the Suburbs, it may easily be revived that they find the% sate and al- * by the Roaid Amundsen. Its chieftain cient and at the same time pleasarit Is Captain Folgers, the • sante man. , to take. who, in a smaller ship, salted from I Mrs, John Hollttrworth, 5141(18U/ie. Norway in the path that Leif Erikson oat., writes:—"I have three children, took nearly a thousand years ago, the eldest fourteen and the youugest driving westward, as the saga goes, nine months old, I have alevaes need, till he sighted the shores of New Eng- Baby's Own TabPts ter 1.)1131n and land. I have found no other medicine to Captain Folgers has a crew of six, equal the Tablets as a relief for the and before crossing the Atlantic to many ailments of eltildhoctl." America his little vessel will sail from. - Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but London to Havre, then up the Seine thorough laxative which' regulate the to Paris; from Paris back across the bowels and 'eweeten the stomach. Bay of Biscay to Vigo, and davit to They drive out coneLipation and Mat- Cadia. Prom Cadiz it -will go Alp the geetion, break up colds and eitnple Gue.daltilver, there to be at Seville fevers and make the cutting of teeth beside the replica of the Santa Maria easy. They are Sold by medicine lu which Columbus set sail for Amer!. dealers or by mail at 20 -mirth a box from The Dr. \Villains' 20410111e Co., These 'two idling, if they could tell Brockeille, Ont. ail the legends of the sea, might ale° 1 -------4* " have untols lo say to one another be- Yvonne:. They say that Chester is a ,fore they hoist their OEMs 10 set forth very much talked -about man.—Yvat.'• 'for the 'Western Continent. 1 to; So he is: Everptirne he opens his Qudrid the Pair 'mouth. One legend at any rate the Roald • , - Stop Colds with MInard's Liniment. - Amundsen might repeat to the Santa, 1,...,_ ; , 11'faritt when echoing its captain s wish that there had been a heroine On Rieltee adorn the house ,aad virtue adorns the penon, board to give distinction to the voY- 1 ________ age. The Scandinavian story is that i 1 POW women• are color band, 016' Guarld the Fair sailed with her hus- band Thorveald the Viking ou a voy- . eept In the -matter of -.distinguishing red and green traffic lights.—Florence London Evening Standard (Ind. Come): Alter 'a deoade during which women have looted WM peacils or We heard a flapper say if yon want O FJOr0-111.0 thrill try Icissing a man with hiccoughs, Standing on zt street -corner the other dee a friend told Jim that a. lady just passing Was over 50 years old Sim said, "Yon woudn't think it to look at her 'mein." Why the Diet Habit Continues to Grow Wife—"Will you love me 11 I •grow fat?" 1-4usband—"N�,, I promised for bet- ter or 'for worse—not through thick end MM." , We will beileye.' that aviation has n realty arrived wheoee 0, two -pare senger airplane go by with seven or eight high-school students seated in it. 1 ,604u'Ne.• ollAti%to 04' 0 -ForleUbloP' due tulkOcit liGsreTANon ,..torznvx. „ . Stoma Helep.—"Is your physician helping you to reduCe?" Gladys—el think so, I fanny both father and myself 'have grown thinner worrying over Ws enormous bills." The modem girl would rather mend a fellow's ways than his rocks. Then there was the innent-minded wormer who put the light in' bed and put himself out for the night.. Alarm is expressed for fear that skirts may eventually become so high they Will be mistaken for neck rullles, Scientist has invented a maehtne that ean matcb criers perfectly, We don't Mew what the machine Is, but istt't a husbarid: • Iie--"Ifave you over kissed a man before?" She (fettertegiy),_pr_yea... He, (excited)—"Tell me his name so I can give Wm a good tiarasitiug." She—'ellut-*--but--ite might be too many for you." Teaelier—"Tommy, tell the Claes sontething about Lindbergife groat feat" Tomday—"1 never saw them, but I can tell about Charlie Chaplin's." If he ;wire melit say "VOL" It demi% make much difference. He's clever and good looking. His hands are gentle. I like to pet theta M my hair, 1 think he 'would treat me all right. If he doean't ask me, never mind --but if he does I'll say "Yes." "Shampoo, madam?' '1 Excess acid le the common mune of lase and tasteless and Its action 15 Indigestion. It results in pain and quiet, You will never rely on crude sourness about two hours after eating. methods, never continue M suffer, The, quick corrective 15 an alkali widely when you loam how quickly, how neutralizes acid. The beet corrective pleasantly thie premier method acts. "Our office lift broke down Nis ' is Phillips' 1Viilk of Magnesia. It has Pleaee let it Show you—now. „,„„„,„,„, and t roma-Med standard with physicians in .' Be, sure to get the genuine Philips' `""'"'"ur my new tYptei and 1 caught in u. "Wlio eaugbt you, the 00 Years Since its invention. 1Viiik of Magnesia prescribed by phyel- were your wifet" , One spoonful of Phillips' Milk of clans for 50 years in correcting excess ..........e. Magnesia neutralizes instantly many aids. Each bottle contains 1511 dire°. ------e.-- '4 . times its volume in acid. It Is harm- tions—any drugstore. minard's Liniment for Warta. tryes.” Customer—"I want a ton of coal." Dealer ---"What size do ?YOU want?" Custoiner—"Well, 1 We not asking too -much, 1 wcuad like 10 have a 2000 -pound ton." Nothing makes hair grow so east Around the edges as being bald on top. Ag Old �uestia n WIterB Do Elephants Go When -They Die? The long-standing African 111YeterY of ,what happens to dead elephants has redelved a new explanation at the hand of Sir William Cowers' Govern. Or of the British Colony ofUganda, says -Dr. V, D. Free, in his Week's Science (New York), This is itt ' 'Instead of the legendary idea of Some hidden 'elephant cemetery,' so remote that human beings have never found it, and to which each dying ele- phant is supposed to make his *ay to let his boned lie with those of his an- cestors, Sir Wiliam suggests, in e spe- cial article in the London Times, that the missing bones of all past genera- tions of African elephants may be ly- ing at the bottoms Of that continent's rlivers, Expertsagrod that dead wild elephants are seldom found ht Africa. In years of experience Sir 'William :has seen, but two. Yet at least two thousand wild African elephants met die'from natural causes, Se comPiltes, during each average year. There are practical as well As scientific reasons for finding these dead animals, for many bf them would have tusks very Valuable for ivory. Yet uo searcher has. found them. This continued fait* Me has been responsible, probablY" ter the tale of the mysteriona .ceintre tery. It is more probable, Sir Wk. liam believes, that old; sick Olepliante seek water not only to drink but to bathe, bite day the feeble animal en- ters the Stream, but cad not get 0111 again, There rte dieS, to tears his body hidden Prover on: the bottoni. IC Sir Williernel theory 04 true it Might pay to dredge the African rivers for tele ancient ivot,y," Do you take pleasure In ,,sgework 40 "I NOW go about my daily work with pleasure," says Mrs. Scott of Guelph. In spite ef tiring domestic tasks end family cares, that is the way every women should fee/ But how many do? Thousands of women sill over the world have regained strength end nervous energy by taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and write to tdll. us so. Mr& Scott is one of these. "I was very much rumdown, nervous, tired. X took Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and am ao well as ever again. Nov I go about my work with pleas., me; in fact, feel 10 years younger." Buy a box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills at all druggists and dealers ist medicine or, post- paid, by mail at 50 -cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medielne Co., Brtickville, Ontario. 0.22 PER BOX 111rW11ituns PINE PILLS "n HOUSEHOLD NAMO IN 54 cOUNTRICO.• .caoConctoxescomost. . . • • . • - ..... • '• • • • ' . • . , I , ,,,-.'''''' ' , , ' . . • • • • , 1 . • . . • • • • .• 1., Africa Guards Seals Against Daring Raiders Rich Hauls Frequently Made by Poachers on Desolate Beaches to Obtain. Cape' Town, SA,—This is an adven- ture which begins on Lonely Bird is- lets off the desert, cella of south-west "Africa and ends in London, Paris and New York,'and whereverwomen wear seal -skin coats, The Seal Islands owned by the South African government are w -ell - protected. Yet in spite of Mkt protea tion there have boon many raids on. the desolate beaches where the seals • ,haul up: to breed and many a daring cutter has sailed back to Table Bay with a cargd of sealskins- under the batches. Ooverninent sealers club 10,000 yojang seals doring•a good semen and oadlt Velt ig*Ortk seventy shillings— when the demand is good. There are signs that the Victorian fashion, when' seal-ekin wits a mark of dignityand respectability; had been revived. Mod - ere. methods of treating the fur have lightened the weight of the sealskin coat. Now secrets' of the trade have resulted in the production of a superb,* glossy surface. Sealing is a risky trade. The hunt - ere must take the seal herds by sur- prise and killtheta before they can slide off the warm rocks, where they sun themselves. • This means danger- ous staall-boat work in the surf or among sharp roars. Many cutters have been lost on unchartered reefs in these waters, and many a boat's crew, drowned. 'A royalty on each skin is paid to ,the government by private sealing ex- peditions which have obtained their licenses. Tho crews are paid by re- sults, and some of the men who form the gauge have earned as .much as s2,D00 during a season of four months. The poachers ilt out in Table Bay and clear for the rick fishing grounds b11 Luileritzebucht, where the $oa1 Islands 'lie. With clubs, rifles and ;Veit dynamite they 'butcher scores of seals on the uninhabited islets, land- tng 4-11,foggy weather .and usually es - darting long before any government vessel readies the spot. These raiders have oftea made such valuable haute that the prices of government seal- skins have suffered. Great care is taken in removing the pelts, for a slip or the knife means a rulued skin. The pelts are loaded in- to boats and taken out to the shill, with sharks swimming eagerly along- side in the hope of snatchiug the Skins. Once safely on board the skins are salted and stowed away fil barrels for shipment overseas. The islands of tile seals are queer- ly named. Elephant Plead, Quoin Root, Hallam's Bird and Mabee are some of them. Less than a century ago they were the resorts ot pirates, the scene of ghastly tights between rival crews loading guano there. _GREENLAND HIGHLANDER This little fellow Is proud of We fur kilts. Neal quite tickled because he wears the rest of his clothes fur side in \IMPEL Is enough to tickle any- body, Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy in =tale inst- ances, Is the same thing,—"London Opinion." Minard's Liniment for Neuritis. ---0 You eau telt pretty well how you stand in the community by the way children and dogs like you. Nearly 30 women drove automobiles in the recent GGIanile reliability race from Paris to the RNiera. U X FOR THE HAIR Ask Your Barber—He [Wows A MONEY-MAKER! A MONEY -SAVER! •CLOVER HULLE , After tle Grover has 51000 1111-05111 ea by the oral - Y:104.01:3: onaitinials°0176, isfitiaY. "1.'411°4P:it! chine ean he rim IV Oil( man. Au brilltutry 5000. Una engine is -m. drive/it. Well cleaned otovess bring nigh prices. EtliDdlitiOlt CLOVES 2x05X41 00., non es. enema, out., Canada EYS 'ever three yearalliave beeti troubled with Marley trouble, and Could ststeely walk igir petal Last ehrierwas a mend of mine ease 10 stay With us for akar day& and 'nought with hot bottler of 'IMAGO arum end roVo mo 8. good dote.' After Manta Week, tatting a little Mug morning, 1 bend the brook. having me, and X' coOld Walk well. 1 /art token Ifrusehen rev, lady until a Month ago, and then 1' thought mud onanagewthout them, Ian kut 00511 151 old freebie came backspin. immediately get a bottle el Moan saris than and there, 641 I feel quite arum womartagaia. 1am to grate. 151 that I, thought 8 rituld Write end let you. know what 1 think of your wonderful salts." °ritual Idiot oft ato toe women, '-(Sirs.) It, It, kruseben Stito is obtainable &UPS and de account stem In Canada at POs. a both! ' itonot;:zzerieer Alr°14.t, The Red'Rose Tea guarantee means whatit says. If not satis6ed return the unused part in the package and the grocer will refund your money.. op RED ROSE ORANGE PEKOE is extra good • Fairy Tales and Faets Rebecca West in the London Even- ing News (Ind. Cons,): A good-look- ing young woman who is not born to riches is extremely unlikely to win any dazzling social success unless she gives herself prestige by eollowing some sort of occupation. Unless she does that she is extremely unlikely to :secure admission to the world of gaiety on any terms, ntuch less per- manent elevation to the prosperous classes, Itlie fairy tale of Cinderella Is only fairy tale. In real life few people marry out of their own class. One is born to .451iandellers and mar- riage at Hanover &bare; they are not to be obtained otherwise save once in a blue moon. The rope is fairest when 'tis budding new; And hope is brightest whoa it dawns front feare; The rose is sweetest washe divith morning dew And love is lovliest when embalmed in tears. —Scott. 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