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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1929-06-20, Page 3Eighteen "Count 'UM",. in One Famiby 'very Fibre Insulated with'r Rubber to give MOST, MILES. PER DOLLAR texit FIRESTONE Tires are the outstanding choice ice of those who demand the greatest safety for high speeds, rugged <endur- ance and utmost econ- omy. Gum -Dipping, the extra Firestone process, eoynbined with tho Fire- stone Safety Thread, makes these tires the toughest, longest -wear- ing tires on earth. Made in Hamilton, Comes,by Firestone Tire, 84 Rubber , Co. of Canada) ,Limited r Sale Newspaper Folder A Real Bargain. Terms to Suit Purchaser Wilson Publishing Cot,..td., 73 Adelaide St. W., Toronto lanitnealieselegaggesal "Talkie" The 'Talkie Revolution London Daily 'NEWS and Westmin• stet,: The triumph' of an 'English film actor, Mr. Ronald Colman; teems to be the first result of the aueees& of the "talkies," and others will clearly follow. If the "talkies" eventually displace their silent .rivals in the popular favor—and it would 'seem al- most certain that they mutt -the Eng- lish;speaking (as. distinct from the American-spealting) performer will come into bis own in this Country with a vengeance, further, it would seem that in each country the Change trust operate as a, powerful measure et "Protection." for the native industry. The sort ot audience which flecks to the average English cinema is not go- ing to "listen" to French and Ger- man and Swedish films, unless the ac- tors talk "plain English," and french and German and Spanish; audiences will presumably also, insist on under- standing what die "talkies" are say- ing.' Mlnard's Liniment foe sick animals. It it were not for bur rather dfsali- pointing experience with the war to end war, we should come out for leg- Islatton to end legislation.—•"Ohio State Journal," Preserve your skint li0ne and temper b5 ming am �►IITI MQ ZKEETand SKARE The former is a unique prepare. Ron widolt applied to either ladies' or gents' hose prevents ie. seat bites of all hinds. thereby eliminating much disoomaturo and rune in hose. Does nob affect color or fabric. The latter (Skeati-Sicare) may bo aspsndd to the face arms arid. hands./Or any part of the boar, without injury to the akin, Yt cities not possess the unpleasant Odor of prepat•ations formerly used, quid Positively cannot initire fhb skin. Stores and Doalers Please 'Write. ti Tho Clan :MacLeod arrived:In- Canada recentlyby the Canadian Pacific liner "Metagama"—at'least II it wasn't the whole elan, it seemed like a large proportion. Donald, his brother Kenneth and his son Allan wore leaders of the family groaps under Donald's command. :Including granclehildron the party, which is bound ori bloc for Centreville, Ont., numbered twenty-four rs,uging in ago from forty-five years to, six- months, They had twenty-one pieces of baggage weighing 3;000 pounds, Owl Laffs Rardware'Dealer (to ap dicant)'i am inclined'; to give ,you the position if you understanddouble-entry keep- Applicant: "I 'do, indeed; At my last place I lead to do 'r triple -double entry—a set for the active -.partner, showing the real profits, ' a set 'for the sleeping partner, showing: email profits and a 'set for the Income .Tax officials, Showing no profits.' • In the memory contest at Apple Grove School yesterday,.it'wes'fu"1most dark before little Lizzie Lark, who won the'prize, got through namin' den- tal creams.-Abe'Martin, 'Possibly one reason wiry the girls smoke cigarettes Is so that the boy who reaches for a. cigarette can get a sweet along with it. ` SIX VS. HALF DOZEN There was once a woman . named Bunny Who rover would play bridge for money; tit to pay for a prize sine would always chip in, And also the prize she would frequ- ently win. me Now tell me the difference, (Ym not very wise) Between taking money and what money -buys. With a woman the difference be- tween plumpness and fatness is mitr- riage and about 'ten years, Sweet Young Thing—"Have a cigairette?" Elderly Lady—"What! Smoke a cigarette? Why Yd rather kiss the first man that came along)." Sweet Young Thing—"So 'would 7. But have a cigarette While •yeu're waiting." HEALTH ITEMS Getting hot under the collar may over -heat and bake year Adam's ap- ple. You don't have to make a better mouse -trap nog. dust neglect to pay your installments- on time and see -that path get worn, to,your door. If you want„something done call on a man who Is "jisst too busy” and do it. "That young fellow upetaire must be tremendously popular, postman, you always haVe mail for him." .,-- "Yes, ,-"Yes, I bad an argument with him once, and ever since he sends•liimself a post -card every day, so I have to climb four nights of stair's to deliver it." TheCause of the Great War "The war when it came was a war for the liberty'Of ' peoples, eat on ac count of the violation of ' iielginm, which was a Strategic blunder. on the part, of the German.-0overnment, and no more, but .because the, peoples •of• South:Eastern Europe . vad been 'fight- ing tor their freedom' from its'begin- 'ring," 'said Professor Elie Halevy, . of, Paris University, In his Rhodes Mem oriel „lecture on "The World Crisis, :1914-1919: 'An Interpretation." "What was responsible fox' the.- war was; the 'political , rottenness of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the 'fact that the 'principle ;of nationality, re- newed and rejuvenated, in Asia, was now at, work ;, in Austria-Hungary, which was about to:eplit into a num- ber of independent nationalities. Could such an important event have happened without'some kind of von- vulsion? I do not'think it could have happened without a Miracle' a some sort. European diplomacy could not work that miracle, and so We 'had the wat." ' Gallimore Salos Mirvieo, 1 445 Y{ing •St, Wy Toronto. y I am enclosing 75o for .Anti -Mos. I` dr 500 for Skeet). Skare—$125 YoY b -0th Nam 1 o .•.••....... •.,.•. ... It address • Of course the woman pays. If she didn't the installment map would pull the stuff. WHEN BABY IS WELL MOTHER IS HAPPY The bgppy mother Is the ere whose baby is well—it is the laughing, gurgling baby who always brings Joy to the home. When baby le i11 every- one in the hone suffers—not only through 'worry over the little one but through loss of sleep -no one can find rest with. a sick baby in the hone. Thousands of mothers are happy mothers because, they have 'found the way to keep their little ones well- or if sickness does come on,suddenly, as it•usuallY does with little •one% they hale found the way to speedily bring the baby beck to health again, Mrs. George.Iieeb, Lindberg, Alta., is one' ot these mothers and she writes' as follows:-J'I am :the happy mother of a seventeen -month-old baby girl. Baby is healthy and strong and sleeps well at night. I give her no other medicine but Baby's Own Tablets and she Just loves them. I am never without the Tablets in the house." Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the bowels; sweeten the stomach. and thus drive out constipation and indigestion and make the cutting of teeth easy. They are sold by medicine 'dealers or 'by mail at 25 cents a box from The Di-. William's Medidine Co., Brockville, Ont. Anantique is something that rich people buy and poor people throw away. INTERCEPTED She tripaled along with fairy feet, A. vision that my heart beguiled. Bewitching, fragile, rougish, sweet, And as she came site smiled. We met- ..'Alas, tl a usual ftyY1 O'ertoolt my pride, the dull and blind. Her' smile was not for me at all, But some one elitebbhindi "Failure is always preceded by Con- fusion. Success is always marked, by Orderliness. Uncertainty is' the Bost expensive and most unnecessary thing in business.' Chicago claims she will .have 5,= 000,000 people by 1935 1f she can keep them alive. PHILLIPS— ea wk.., 641 eacelik INeIGe5T10N :?e II? WWII14 ., OAS ti6.d EA aH rt. See, . d4 What most poopIs call indigestion , t Scally excess aid in 1.t. -,e 'stomach I e looci las bi1ureg }Tits iustapt 'remedy is ai1 9I]calf %ION noufi•alize0 ' acids. But don't; use, 'crude helps., Das what yoltp 'doctor 'Would advise The best help is Phiilrli ? fVifllt bf Magnesia. Por the 50 yoctr4 eine its Invention it has remain ed standard . with PhYsiciatts, .You w'fl rind nothing elect so quick in its off, so eifloient. dot, So harmless, ' HAT dons `rafter hit ry°' mean to yore? Are you, Iess c -Oble dui ors -use �t<i be I+Ieaiuous2 t il tired? Rita dtiw !k'? Ess y to d Try the effect of two or ' three boxes of, `Dr lianas' Putic Ptile, t to torr • that has matte tranche . of m ill $ ;ted wgliten, feel ten yiea^ tts yo aigetsj. It w niers l Slid i `.: orate the blood, ;Alyea' Ott thaivaed and'devitaalitcd :w: Icy sit vanciiP years; aorta It up to better service, make you feel strgrig.- agaiii, eager for life ! Buy Dr,, Williams' Pink Pills now at your drug- gist's or any deafer in medicine, or by mail, 50 cents, postpaid, from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. 48 9 Dal PIM lP Have No Time for Such WILLA FIOEY I had a friend, a spirit biythe and gaY• I thought I know her, but Mit yeeter- (lay We met a flog. 1 etioked his friendly head, And she went on,then turned and said, "You love- those horrid creatures far too much, 'I have -no time for such." Since then „my heart grows ` cooler toward that friend, Sn fact I drink our, friendship had an end The day she scorned his fond caress, •I feel quite sorry( but I trust confess; We seemed. to lose our kindred touch: —"I have no time for such." BY 'MISS Z. I: DAVIS No machine can; take the place of the horse, always, even in these trays. Almost the whole cityhas been stirred' over the splendid faithfulness and etrength ofdraft horses, now being used to open txp a street adjoining one ' of the main thoroughfares of Grand Rapids, Mich, So impressive is the horse sense, sagacity,. obedience, eau- tiousness, adaptability and good na- ture of these great beasts that they were given honorable mention in the daily papers. . The special work 09. these animals in this particular caro is to' pull a great wagon skeleton across: the axles of which ie a steel girder Weighing tons. Slowly the trusty creatures roll their' burden up the 'slippery hill. Folks'pause to thrill at the strength shown. But the driver gives all his attention to the task in hand. Be .feels that on 'him depends the safety- of 'the load, His team knows his signals on the reins, and his voice quietly encourag- ing. • They dig in their spiked shoes and pull. Vapor streams from their nostrils. With ears , cheerfully for- wa4'd, they toss their magnificent heads up and down, as if saying "yes" to their ]rind owner and driver. The wheels creak on the ice .but never stop their rolling. The horses never falter. The driver knows they must not dr. the task is a task failed. Not tightly' but firmly the driver holds the reins. He talks to the team low - spoken words, hardly heard by those upon the sidewalk, who watch the struggle. Some say it can't be done. Others. say it can and cheer and.en- courage both the ,driver and the horses. Great muscles lex and relax, hoofs chip iron' spikes into the ice, inch by inch the team gains victory. The beam weighs more than seven tons. The driver couldn't move it alone. One horse would tryin vain. Hut the team and driver have the strength to do the task and do it— to them it is just "day labor,"—}In- mane Pleader. HOUSEHOLD NAME 115 74 COUNTn1Ee•• REASONS WHY in administering the Pension&' Act in England the Ministry of Health of- ficials have had to deal with many curious and offen amusing apPlica- tione. A woman applicant, finding that she was not entitled to a widow's pension, claimed an orphans Pension in the alternative on the ground that she had been tin orphan for 45 years. A male applicant who was asked to produce a certificate of baptism to es- tablish his age replied that he had never been baptised, but was Prepared to submit to this right at once if it would help him to secure a pension. Another applicant, asked in the ap• plica ton form to state his sex, replied that Iie was a Congregationalist. A woman, whose place in • an orchestra had•been taken by a man, stated that site had lost her employment through "change of sex." In another case, an applicant 'declared that be hid been "decapitated" for a number of years, obviously meaning that he had been incapacitated. Reparations and Debts London Dally Mall (Ind; Ceras.): Up to date we have paid the 'United States for war debts p240,000,000, and receiv- ed from the Allies £33,700,000, and from Germannyy, for reparations, a sum which certainly does not exceed p75,- 000,000. At no time for the next half- -century can we expect to receive any- thing like as much .as we are being required to pay the Unite() States. But this is not all. Our means of payment depends neeesearily on our trade, and if our trade is handicapped by excessive taxation .at home or hostile tariffs abroad ;the capacity to find these eIiormous sums must be af- fected. Almost simultaneously with the conclusion of the agreements with the inited States regarding our debt to them the Pordney tariff was put into force, imposing much heavier ditties on British goods. This is now to be followed by a new and still severer tariff, apparently designed to Penalize yet further British trade with the 'Milted States. By what equity is Germany, whioli forced on and lost the war,.allowed and encouraged to shift its burden of debt on the shoul• iters of Great Britain, whose only, crime was winning the war? American Debutantes London Sunday Bxpresti (Ind.): Many Americans come to our courts, and it is 'a good thing not only for them but for us, We benefit- Finan- cialiy, aril they In turn like the page- antry and also the certain stamp which a presentation at Court Invol- ves. That is only human ' nature. There is nothing new in this. Ever Mince the days when Atlantic trans - Port became at all possible Americans have always liked Courts. In the times of Louis 'Napoleon they flocked to the Tuileries; now they have to be content with restaurants, which are a comparatively poor setting .for Itne feathers. Every American girl who Is presented at Buckingham Palace is a valuable asset, for she invariably be- cemes an English propagandist. :very{ package' of Red Ros0 Tea xs lreparM,M witrf rthe same care --as if our replttatioti wore; to aihnnd of ''fa11 upon that single package RED, ROSE ORANGE, PEKOE is extra Q eery® o Goldfish Tickle Swans' F yet? Wheaton College Refers Prob- lem to Biological Experts Norton, Mass,—The aiew pond opened this sPrng on the eampue of Wheaton' has brought with it zoologi- cal complications. Two groups of students intereeted In -this new -pond desire to make pres- entations to it. One group hopes to present goldfish,' the other, swans. So_ the diffleult question airses; Do gold- fieh and swans get on , together 'in the, same pond? 'Vie crux of the dif- ficulty 'lies, college authorities' avow, in.the question as to whether the gold- fish would tic le the swan's feet. The whole' ,matter has been re- ferred by the, ;biology department of the ` college to the Smithsonian Insti- tution, Washington, and an early solu- tion.is expected. ,S?ne tmsteless spoohfn} vvyyi't r neu i talleea many times its oliilie'ln ,t9,'' cid The results aro imlet date, witTi uo 1 bad after effects bnco you learn fids fact, ';on Will never' deal with). oxc.q rid in 1110 crude ways. CO { learn—neW,—wbY this • method is supreme. rail Be sure to get the genuine Phillips'; Milk of Magnesia proscribed by physi- clans for ii0 years in correethtg excess acids, iiacli bottle Contains full (troe- tions—any drugstore. The 'Looting of England London Evening News (incl, Cons.) (A recent rumor declares that, the vil- lage of Biibury, in the Cotswold 111116, brie been bought by an American ,and will. bit transported in its entirely to the United States.) Such things may. yet ]happen. It would require So short and ,simple a law to forbid the i removal from this country of these,' ancient and beautiful architoctural landmarks that one Would expect to xM•t &dell of the three political •partied rushing for'wa t `null ti ,1rgbie° a01 -t•11 it returns to power it yiil1 mfll;e' pelt b law without delay. if £hey do not do so is ).teeauee t l , lttblic iH u latbetio. The remedy In this 40e rs 3n t ie eiti2Q11H ) ak. a)eied%w of pbbDbrty mus o o er(teu$ be outtailecilite eurt1ilmOit ;uet as necesear`yr ht this interests tit Angio -American friendship ,as • ee the English people who niust stand by an4_ see their architectural birthright sold for it aloes, et dollars. Nobody exposes the modern girl quite so much as the modern girl. For sunburn, applyMinard's Liniment Use Minard's for the rub down. • Among' the appropriate gifts for Young men graduates are overalls. LAXATIVE FOR BABY THAT"STAYS DOWN" ' Baby's tiny system rebels' against ca'stor•oil and strong purgatives; but here's a medicine that lust suit him. And it does, the work quickly and' so gently that Baby doesn't feel it. Fletcher's Castoria is soothing cross, fretful babies and children to sleep and making the feverish, constipated, upset ones well and happy, in millions of homes to -day. Castoria is ptirely- vegetable, harmless and endorsed. by the medical -profession. Avoid imi- tations. The Chas. H. Pletcher signature marks genuine Castoria. Keep Minard'e- in the Medicine chest. A happy marriage i� in which the husband makes an allowance for the wife and the wife makes allow- ances f0r the husband. --"Virginian Pilot" NURSES WANTED The Toronto,Iiospital for Incurables. IOos15italgionNew Cork Gity,a offs sioa three years' course of Training to young women, having the required education and desirous ofbecoming nurses. This Hospital has adopted the eight-hour system. The pupils reooive uniforms of the Scheel, a monthly allowance and orortrdrm NwYok. n'fuher information the Superintendent.. The fi' ower °' thafi 611 ra'Tdeed Ii�sThyn3�±t1teoempalhlpcbPy-er,otoii, 9wbsefiroroaenm,rImreyGwiny6b ri ad (dte ,on0yity. Algre.dale al for 1oScfRp ^.�. f. ,• ' Nature Notes Bovine: "That new Yarm hand is ter - table dumb." Equine: "Bow's that?" Bovine: "He found a• lot of condens- ednrilk cane in the grass and Insisted he had found a cow's nost"—Scream X FOR T +E HAIR Ask Your Barber—lie Knows ailhfh�71w7in ThelloneyllyCat er t a 'iwo tar- terve You Must Do Your Bit 0(11 e war against the fly, carrier of germs and breeder of disease. It Is proven that AEROXON Is one of the mon convenient and meet officiont mean, of combating this lty evil lI li mevanien! hccauie ' el the push pin. It ip hygienia, (ilea none got awn when 0110 cage4t. E ph spiral gree UntieLvSech aN peitelat wrvica r �eEWARE OF IMITATIONS 'Sold at 6.8. ,oenya rdware stores ,K La Cie C. 0. 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