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Any money- to ho paid fti may bo path tb Moorish Clothing Cod' Clinton, or at Gatvtn Cult's Wooers'', 0oderlobl. iranettat�other busineee wiltt be Drama ti r of ended to on uppltiatfon tO•any. pthe ab9Ve °fdcers addroseec trDthete.lr' a. tiro post oface. 1,00Pee Inlb e the Elected :who 11VaY 11bttA0st �1o;g9ne, If you seek the finest green alis is It Treala the garde sts9 CH APTER, XIX—(Cont'd). Antor_y gave Bill a smile and was silent for a little, thinking, "Is there another. inn .at Stant n - fairly close.to the station?", o "The 'Plough and Horses'—just at the corner where the road goes up to the station—is that the .one ' you mean?" "That would be the one. ".I suppose You could do with a drink, couldn't you?" "Rather!" said Bill, with a grin. "Good. Thenhave one at the 'Plough and Horses.' Have 'thio, if You like, and talktothe landlord, or. landlady, or whoever serves you, I want to find out ,if anybody stayed" there on'1Vlonday night." - "Robert?" said Bill eagerly.; "I didn't say Robeft," said Antony, smiling.. "I just want you to find out if they had a visitor who slept there on Monday night. -A: stranger. If so, then any particulars you can get of him, without letting the landlord know that you are interested—" "Leave it to me," broke in Bill. "I know just what you want" "Don't assume that it was Robert —or anybody else. Let them describe the lean to you. Doii't influence,them unconsciously by suggesting that hef. was short or tall, or anything of -that sort. Just get them talking. If it's the landlord, you'd better stand hien a drink or two," "Right you are," said Bill confi- dently. "Where do I meet you again?" "Probably at the `George' If -you get there before n,e, you can order dinr-er fir eight e'cl;,ck, 4nyhou', to'il must at eight, if not 'before" ` Gc,ed." He nodded to Antony and strode eft ball. to Stanton again, An)uny stood watching hint with a little smile at his enthusiasm. Then he looked round slowly, as if in search of something. Suddenly ho saw what he wanted. Twenty yards farther on a lane: wandered oil' to the left, and there was a gate a little way up on the right-hand side of it, Antony, walked to the gate, filling his pipe as he went. Then he lit his pipe, sat on the gato, and took his head in his hands, "Now then," he said to himself, "let's begin at the beginning." 5 o *, 0 It was nearly eight o'clock when William 'Beverley, the famous sleuth- hound, arrived, tired and dusty, at the "George," to find Antony, cool and clean, standing hare -headed at the door, waiting for hint. - "Is dinner ready?" ware Bill's first. words. "Then I'll just have a wash. Lord, Pm tirea." "I, never ought to have asked you," said Antony -penitently.. death and the reasons which made "That's all right. I. shan't be a that death necessary. If the police moment." IIalfway up the stairs he have to be told anything, I would ra- ther that they too knew the 'whole story. They, and even you, may call it murder, but by that time I shall be out of the way, • Let them call it what they like. "I 'must begin by taking you back to a suminer' day 'fifteen years ago, when I was a boy of thirteen and Mark a young man of ' venty-five. His whole life wee ;hake -Believe, and just now he was pretending to be a philanthropist, ,.."He sat in our little dra».ing-room,. flicking his gloves against the back of his left hand, and my mother, good soul, thought what a noble, young gentleman he was, and Philip and I, hastily washed and •crammed into col- lars, stood in front of him,, nudging each other and kicking the backs of our heels and .coming hila in our hearts for having interrupted our gable. • "He had decided to adopt one of tis, kind Cousin Mark. Heaven knows why he chose me. Philip was eleven; two "Only that Mark Ablett did not Lill his brother." "And Curley did?" "That's another question, Bill. How- ever, the answer is that Cayley didn't, either:" , "Then who on earth—" "Have' some 'pore beer," said An- tony ntony with a dile. And Bill had to be content with that. They were early to bed that even- ing, for both of them were tired, Bill slept loudly and defiantly; but Antony lay awake, wondering. What was happening at the, Red House . now? Perhaps he would hear in, the lriorn- ingi perhaps he would get a letter. He went over the whole story again from the beginning—Was there any possibility of a mistake? What would the police do? Would they ever find out? Ought he to have told them? Well, let them find out; it was their job. Surely` he couldn't have made a mistake this time, No good wondering. now; he would know definitely in the morning. , In the morning there was a letter for him. CHAPTER XX. "My dear Mr. Gillingham, "I gather from. your letter that you have made certain discoveries which you may feel it your duty to communi- Sate, to the police, and that in this case my arrest on a charge of murder would inevitably follow. Why, in these In tile' morning' thorn was for him, circumstances you should give me such ample warning' of your intentions I do not understand, unless it is that you are not wholly out of 'sympathy with ine. "But whether or not you sympa- thize, at any rate you will want to know—and I want yoti to know—the exact manner in which Ablett met his turned round and asked, "Ant I in your room?" "Yes, Do you know tate way?" "Yes, Start carving, will you? And order lots of beer." He disappeared round the top of the staircase. An- tony went slowly in. When the first edge of his appetite had worn off, and he was able to spare a little time between' the mouthfuls,. Bill gave an account of his adven- tures. The landlord of .the "Plough and Horses" had been sticky, decidedly sticky -Bill had been unable at first to get anything out of him. But Bill had been tactful; lorblessyou, how tactful lie had been. "HIe kept on about the inquest, and what a queer affair it had been, and so on. Then I said carelessly that it mustbe very hard to remember any body whom you had just seen once, so aslto identify him afterwatd, and he agreed that ;s would be `middlin' hard,' and theh—" '"Give me three guesses," interrupt- ed Antony. "You asked hint if he years longer to wait•. Perhaps that remembered everybody who came ;to was why. his inn?" "Well, Mark educated me. I went to a pubic school and to Cainbridge, and I became his secretary. Well, Hutch more than his secretary as your friend Beverley perhaps has told you. Mark could never live alone. There must always be •somebody to listen to hinm. I think fn his heart he hoped I should be his :Boswell. tta told me one day that he had made me his literary-execetor—poor devil. And he used to write me: the absurdest long letters ^ when I was away from him, let- tere which I read once and then tore up, °,Phe fut5lity of the pian! "It wasthree•yeees ago that Philip got into trouble. He had been`liurried through,a cheap grammar school and _Into a London office, and discovered there thitt- there 'vfas not: much fats to. be gotin this world on two pounds a evedk. I had a frantic letter from him one day, saying that he must have a .3 undred at once, or ,he would be ruined, and I went to Mark fog the "That's ft, ‘Bright, wasn't it?" "Brilliant. And what was the te- nth?" "The result was A woman." "A woman?" said Antony eagerly. "A woman," :said Bill impressively.• "Of course I thought it was going to. be Robert—so did you, didn't you?— but it ou?but'it wasn't. It was a"woman. Calve quite late on Monday nightin a car —driving herself—went off early next morning" "Did he describe het?" "Yes. :Slie was middlin'. " Middlin' tall;: middiire age, middlin' color, and $o on. Doesn't help much, does it? But stili a Wonsan., ' Does that upset your theory?" ' Antony shook his head. "No, Bill, not at all,", he said. "You knew all the: time? At least, you guessed?;' • :"Wait till 'tomorrow. - I'll tell, you everything tomorrow." •• "Tommorrowl" said Bill in ,great disappointment. • "Well, I'll tell you one thing to- night; if you'll promise -not to ask any more questions. But you probably know it already."• n 41What is it?" ISSUE No; 22--°29 29 mopey. • ,. "Only to borrow it, you understand; he gave me'a good salary and I could have paid it back' in three months. But no.", Ile saw nothing for'himgeif in it, I suppose; no Applause, no ad- miration. Philip's gratitude would be. to ino,•not to him.• 'I begged, I threatened, wo argued; • • Highest Note in Organs; Wires from :tills console in the Auditorium of the Royal York hotel; at Toronto, lead to :a eham"bet behind the.stage where'the largest and finest organ In Canada, and one of thefinest in sthe world has beeu•installed. This is the .crowning. achievement of Casement, Freres wli'ose plant Is at St. ZlYacintIie,uebec. The Q only organ in Canada equipped with five manuals, it consists of six organ -units; Ghat, Swell, Choir, Orchestral, Bombarde;and Pedal. A list of its ;parts reads like a catalogue of the most -complete or organs, which in truth; it is. The Great Organ edntaiins 20 stops and 1761 Pipes; the Swell Organ contains 19 stops -and 1761 pipes; the Choir Organ. contains 17 stops •and 1345 pipes; the Orchestral Organ contains 18 stops; 1088 pipes, 61'harli bars, 25 tubular chimes, 37 xylophone bars and eastanets; the Bombarde Organ contains 8 stops_and 952 pipes; and the Pedal Organ con- tains 26 stop's, 396 pipes, drums, tympani, eta. , The Tonal Lay. -out of the sto`ps:Is arranged thus: 17 Diapason Stops, 18 Flute Stops, 12 String Stops, 14. Mixture and Mutation Stops'(43--ranks), 23 Reed Stops, 8 Percussion', Stops, 16 Extended Borrowed Stops, 3 Tremulants. An electric blower, operated'' by- it motor 00'20 10.P., will furnish the wind at the various required Pressures for -allparts 00theinstrument, and the same motor will Also drive a,geeerator that will supply low voltage current 'for the 'working 00 the mechanism 'of the organ, The ingenuity connected With the construction of this motor is apparent when it is learned- that the Chorus"heedsof the Great Swell organ -units operate on heavy wind -pressure, and the stops of the Bombarde unit on extra -heavy wind -pressure. and while we 'were arguing, Philip was arrested. It killed my mother— he was always her favorite—but Mark as usual got his, satisfaction out of it. He preened himself on his judgment of character in having chosen me and not Philip twelve years before! • "Later on I apologized to Mark for the reckless things I had said to him, and he played the part of a magnani- mous gentleman with his accustomed skill, but, though outwardly we were as before to each other, from - that day forward, though his vanity would never let him see it, I was his bitter- est enemy. "If that had been all, I wonder if 3 should have Trilled him? To live on terms of intimate friendship with a man whom you hate is dangerous work for your friend. Because of his belief in pie as ids admiring, and grateful protege and his belief in himself as my benefactor, he was now utterly in my power. I could take •my time and choose my opportunity,' Perhaps I should not have killed him, but I had sworn to have my revenge—and there he was, poor vain fool, at my mercy. I was in no hurry. "Two years later I had to recon- sider my position, for my revenge was being taken out of my hands. Mark began to drink. Could I have stopped him? I don't think so, but to my im- mense surprise I found myself trying to. Instinct, perhaps, getting the bet- ter of reason; or did I reason it out and tell niysel.: that, if he drank him- self to death, I ahoeld lose,,my re- venge? Upon my word, I cannot tell you; but, for whatever motive, I did henuineiy want to stop, it, Drinking is such a beastly thing, anyhow, (To be continued,). Betrayal Time 1s a traitor to the heart that trusts The years to lesson grief or mend white scars; Better that hearts should seek sur- cease In trees Or iu.the wind that beats against • the stars. nape eye are tangible in, some brief way tut Time's swift Leet pass echoing }Hong, Eluding snares and leaving only these —A whispere&name, a bit of broken song. Since the war 1,230,000 new houses, with accommodation for more.. than 5,000,000 people, Have been built in 17ngland and Wales.- " Scots .:nue �. Thing of eauty Leaders Agree That Miss 'Thorndike Has Properly Described Ccottisle Speech . Edinburgh.—That it is necessary to look to the Celtic races to supply the world with colored speech was the opinion : expressed .by Miss Sybil Thorndike after her adjudication for the Howard de Walden Cup. Mucic interest has been aroused in Scotland over the success of the Edinburgh Players and the fact that Ramsay Mac- Bouald and George Bernard Shaw agree' with Miss Tisorndilce's opinion that the Scottish language lend itself to drama and beautiful speaking. "The language the Scots use in everyday life," says Miss Thorndike, "Is colored. The Scots, like the French, are very distinct speakers. They give their consonaut0 and words their fall value. There is a slackness about middle-class English speech, and the only people I have Beard sneak English as it should be spoken were an Indian and a Scotsman. Scots take Infinitely more interest in their lan- guage than we do' Ramsay MacDonald, when'asked for his •views said: "It is .perfectly true that there is no color in English skid. die -class speech. ..It has been killed by conventionality, In fact it is like a beautiful picture that has been cleaned so •often that it has become thin and flat, We Scots hare the color aiid shade," G. Bernard Shaw's °pinion is, "Moat Scottish speech is very much more musical and expressive than English. As a matter of fact, ordinary Englis middle-class speech has almost ceased to be speech at all. •People drop their vowels and syllables and everything' else, and at the present time they lust, make a noise. Ho* cm earth they make themselves understood to each other is difficult to know." Health Every breach of the laws of bodily health, produces„ physical. damage which eventually damages in some way the mental health.—HerbertSpencer. To keep their schools. clean;"the London County Council employ 3,000 charwomen. • Canadian Air Mail Plane Establishes World's Record Canada, in proportion to: her size, is making greater practical use of air- craft than any other country and the "work" records of Canadian airplanes aro regarded as even more Important eontribtitions to the advancement of aviation than the endurance elle other stunt achievements of other countries. Canada's latest and most impressive practical -record in air is in speedy delivery of air mail and Capt. D. S. Bondurant, pilot for •Canadian Airways, as a result of a record flight between Toronto_ and Montreal, now holds the world's air mail speed record. Capt, tondurant, flying a lairchild "71", powered by a Pratt & Whitney Wasp engine, on March 21st, covered the 340 miles from Toronto to Itlontveat le just one hour and; forty-four minutes, and this has now been edtabfished tis the world's fastest; air mail ' flight, Remarkable az( this time is, Capt. Bondurant would have bettered it, but for fog encountered a little over 100 guiles from 112ontreal, 17p to this point he had flown 215 Miles in just 60 minutes, maintaining a speed et over 8% :Ma minute. Throughout the record-breaking flight Capt. Bondurant reported perfect performance from his plane which. was fueled with, Im'periAl Aero ia,<9 Spirits` and lubricated with Marvelube Motor 011. To India and B,;. ck Mfr. Ig Air Lir , Enthusiasm of Girl.Pioneer Expressed After 5,000 Mile Trip ' •lIertfotd, Eng.—"If 3 go out to In- dia. again'next year I• shall certainly want to fly there." -,hus the hion. Eve Chetwynd=th girl.. who, on ;her first flight, covere 2,140 miles front liarachi to Londe She is • enthusiastic almost lost beyon 0 d sons; wily the English so detest the n.!Chinese, says .there are perhaps two d ' main tam ieasons,`;The first is the obvious ono that they do not understand them —And the ordinary Englishman hates - anyt%ting he can't •understand. There probably is no one in the world with as much pride of race as the English- man, except the Chinese. To Chinese eyes the sight of an Englishman rush- ing around a playing field. or, still more, pacing up - and down a room while he is thinking, is simply childish. No Chinese will take any unnecessary exercise. To the Englishman thesight of a number of Chinese arguing about some trivial matter at the pitch of their voices is absurd. No Englishman will 'make on exhibition of himself if he can help it There gra the trivial examples, but they may be taken as representatives of the whole opinion that the'British • in China and the Chinese have of one another. The Chinese are an exasper- ating people. There are dozens of big- - ger matters on which the two races cannot see alike, and there are char- acteristics in each which drive the other load, but it would take a whale book to enumerate them. The only point here is that without an effort the two countries will never understand each other. That effort will never be made until what is known as the "Shanghai mind"—the spirit of walled -in cliques—is broken. Ore day it will be too late. The in- ternal squabbles in China wi11 not go en forever. When the country has :settled dawn, then the Chinese will be strong enough to demand the abolition of all those special rights to svhich'the British merchant in China clings, and to force compliance svith that demand, The irony of the situation is that the very day for which British merchants in China are crying out, when there will be stability in China, will be their day of reckoning, • It may be asked, "Why the British?" What about the "other foreigners in China?" The writer has taken the British as au example, principally he. cause he has seen more of them than of other foreigners in China. There Tare probably other foreigners in just the same condition as. the British and some may. even be in worse. But the British are loss adaptable„ than the Japanese and tee French and lack the superficial bonhomie of the American which overlies all their dealings with the Chinese. Besides, the British are' undoubtedly the most important group of foreigners is China at present There are competi- tors now in the Chinese markets, but they have not yet ousted the British. Whether they will ever do so is anoth- er question, and the answer to it may depend to a large extent on whether or not the "Shanghi spirit" can be dis- sipated.—Living Age, ritish and Chi nese Rega.rd Each Other As Absurd P'eo>wfple British Dislilke of Oriental Is Ascribed CO Inability to Fathom Personality. A contribution to "The New States. man," of London, discussing the rea- words about her wonderful 5,060- ntiles-in-a-week trip• with her father, Viscount Chetwynd, Lice-chait'man of Imperial Airways,' Viscount Chetwynd's verdict was: "I shall never -go to India again 'ex - cent by air."A A VISION. "The actual flying," Miss Chetwynd. said, "is far less tiring than a long J journey in a car. I en oY'dd it enor- anously. Never -nue ,was I airsick. "You could eat and drink niueh' better in the aeroplane than in a car. And you seethe countries better, too." She visualizes a time when' iieople• Neva:. make the air trip to India as 2t holiday, stopping a week instead of a few hours at the different ports of Cali. "It is by far the best way of seeing the world," 'she said. "Go to India by steamer and probably all you see are Port Said, the Suet and Aden. We, on the other hand, saw the Per- sian Gulf, and- flew over Palestine: "We saw Jerusalem in the distance, and the Dead Sea, Crete and Vesuvius, several of the Mediterranean Islands, and far away we could -distinguish the dome of St. Peter's at Rome. All in seven days: THE CAMEL. • "Nor do you fe 3 that you are going at a hundred miles an hour. To get the sensation of speed one has to shut One's eyes, listen to the engine and imagine you are in a train,, or watch the shadow of the machine across the ground." Miss Chetwynd• told of the places in the desert where evbn motor cars are unlntown. At one such outpost of civilization where the aeroplane stops for petrol the party .had to 'ride two miles into a village. The only means of locomotion that could be produced for these pioneers of the air were two comels. " "My camel was extremely well be- haved," she said, "until we came to a gate, when it turned dound, sat down, and flatly refused to move any further. "Being the .first woman air passen- ger from India to England was child's play to riding a camel! ' INA CAR, "The four pilots, who were the "chauffeurs" on the trip, were marvels, of efficiency. "One would have thought the ser- vice had been running for months,, There was not a hitch of any sort" Miss Chetwynd was never frighten- ed in the air. Tho only time she ex- perienced a tremor was at Genoa on a motor ride round some fearsome hairpin bends, "It was positively degrading to get out of the air," she said. Haunted Down lonely ways, through every •elowded street I hear near mine, your little hurrying feet. Hoon winds that wail heartbreakingly outside Sound as if somewhere, oh! my sweet, you cried. In each flower -face, some grace of you I see, A passing sniffle, a glance you gaveto me, Soft winds that bfow..wiiere scented gardens lie Bring me your fragrance that can, never die, " There le no place ht al this whole world widle. That I can reach, but you are by niy aside, No word I say, but yon are there to hear: When mean thoughts come, It is your. lock I fear. Closer you come when clay slips into night, Holding my soul within your white soul's light, So it will be till life and death are one When re -united• we shall journey on. Riddles What is the difference between a man w110 loses his train and a school- mistress? choolmistress? One misses the train, the other trains the misses. When is a chair like a naughty schoolboy?" When it is "canned;" What fruit ,is like a statue? A lig, because it has an effigy (f -i -g). Why is a lame horse like a poor play in a theatre? Because it won't run and Can't draw. Why is cream like the letter N? Because when in "ice" it makes 12 "nice" (nice), Why is a tanner litre a chemist? (oxides). Wliat is the difference between a brewer and a frog? One buys hops and the other takes them. . Isere is an easy riddle That in rhyme I'll put— What has four legs to stand on, Yet'only has one foot? The answer is a bed.' ' When is a fisherman a good-natured fellow? When he gives plaice to all the rest., Why fs a good loaf like the stili? Because it always rises and is light. \'Tiiy is a coon like a steam roller? One stones jam and the other jams stones, - What are raised. in the greatest numbers in a 'damp climate? Umbrellas. • Which table has no legs to stand on? The multiplication table. n • Pitt go-ilottar 10 ottd Wkb can talk oti R ;brisk; auliieot: t "Did that girl who also eo detd+ mined to marry George get him?" "No, she did not." "Did he die or 'accldetrt'or disoaoa2"M