The Clinton News Record, 1928-10-11, Page 3(ON WITH LAUGHTER)
Oh, horse, ; you airs; a 'wonderful
no buttons _to push, 110 horns to honk:.
:you start yourself; no clutch to slip;
no spark to miss, no gears' to strip;
no 'license -buying every year With
plates' to scree' on front and rear;
no gas bills climbing up eaoli day to
steal. the joy of life away; no speed.
Cops chuggingin you rear,: yelling
:summons in your San Your inner
tubes are all okey, and thank the Lord
.they stay that way; your sparkplugs
never miss and fuss; :Sour motor never
makes us cuss; your frame is good
for many a mile; your body never
changes style; your -wants are few
,and easy met; you've something on.
the auto yet.
Fable: Once upon a time a girl
washed her hair and didn't mention
it to nobody.
"'You have only to mumble a few
words in church to get married," says
•a writer. And a few in your sleep to
eget divorced,
Another way to reduce is to use
a slto'ter swatter''o you must jump
.higher to get flies on the ceiling,
When a woman gets sick she puts
•on, a newly ironed nightgown and
.fixes up her ;hair, but when a man
:takes down. he ' just piles intobed
looking like son3ething the cat drag-
ged in.
"Erwin said that I. was the hand-
,somest and cleverest girl he had.
'ever known."
You should not marry a man who
•deceives you during the engagement."
Ma and Paw now get home at 3
-a.m. Sister and Brother at 5 a.m.—
who the heck is going to let Grandma
lu?
Honest intentions won't pay honest
'debts.
"Well, daddy," said the pretty girl
excitedly, "I am engaged."
"You don't moan it!" her Sather
•exclaimed. •
"Certainly not," said the pretty girl,
"'but it's great fun all the same."
Keeper (speaking of new arrivel
at asylum): "What's the matter with
this fellow?"
Superintendent: "He says the air
is free and goes around releasing it
'from people's automobile tires."
INS AND OUTS OF IT
31e came'and borrowed five and I
Was out. Ws just a sin;
wouldn't have been out if I
Had not only been in.
—Boston' Transcript.
have no Coln to fill a cup
In which my woes to drown;
'The wretch came in and held -me up;
That's why I'm out and down.
When better ones are built the Musi-
cal comedies. will sign them.
We will how render that old ballad
(entitled "Drink To Me Only With
'Thine Eyes—And You'll Stay Sober
To -night."
UP-TO-DATE CHILDREN
"When I get married," said little
Bess, "I'm going to marry a minister
and then it won't cost anything for f
a wedding fee."
"When I get married," returned her s
playmate, "I'm going to marry a law- t
a divorcee" e
The married couple that dpes not
pull together sogn pulls apart. o
The Mediterranean, blare the Whole Known World'
EMPRe56 OF
SGOTi.AND
The world is on the march. Many
had •a c
life, now circles the globe, goes to
South America and Africa, visits' the
picturesque West Indies region and
enjoys the scenery ,and fathoms the
mysteries of ;the Mediterranean which
several centuries ago was the entire
known world: What a thrill from
a man or maid -who might heretofore
have
ircumscribed and limited
RHEUMATIC MISERY
Relief Can Only Come Through
Better Blood --Liniments of
NO Use.
In no other disease does the blood
become thin so rapidly as In rheuma-
tism. Not only does it become thin
but it -is • loaded with Impurities--
rheumatic
mpurities—rheumatic poisons. Without the pro -
rheumatic poisons. Without the proper
treatment these poisons increase; the
Inflamed joints swell and the patient
becomes a cripple. Most treatments
simply aim to keep down the pain,
hence with every- unfavorable con
dition a renewed attack follows:"
To cast out rheumatism the blood
must be enriched and the rlieumatic
poisons driven out with the natural
secretions of the body. This can best
be clone through a course of Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills, which have a spe-
cific action on the blood, giving' it new
richness and redness, ,,'Thousands have
tried this treatment with beneficial
results. That every sufferer ftom
rheumatism who does not try Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills is neglecting the
most hopeful. means of recovery Is
shown by the statement 03 Mr. David
Carroll, Pictou, N.$„ who says
"For- years I was troubled with rheu-
matism. The pains were not continu-
ous, but they always returned, and
kept getting worse., I triad so-called
electric belts and many medicines,
but did not get more than temporary
relief, Only those who have suffered
from this trouble will realize what I
suffered at times, I 'had begun to
despair of getting better wheu a
friend urged hie to try Dr, Williams'
Pink Pills. in a short time I could
eel this medicine helping me, so I
gladly continued taking the pills and
oon found that every trace"ofthe
rouble had disappeared and there
was . a great improvement in my gen-
re.' health. It is now two years
ince I took Dr, Williams' Pink Pills
a
Ind 1 have tot had the least twinge
f the trouble in that time. That is
why I confidently recommend the pills
to •other sufferers."
You can get these Pills from any
medicine dealer or by mail at 60c a
box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Company, Brockville, Ont.
Y ain no, longer a Congressman; I
am now an institution.—Rep• John Q,
Tilson.
Why should clever women be tack-
ed about and singled out as 33 `they
were performing dogs?—Dame Helen
Gwynne Vaughan.
yer and then it won't cost anything for
It is pretty hard these days to tell
whether it is opportunity knocking at
your door, or another pedier.
"Give till it hurts" was a good slo-
gan, Another one is "Pay till it
,hurst "
One reason golf is expensive is be-
cause the custom of dressing in a
public locker room necessitates the
fliscard" of holey sockes and ragged
undies.
She was only a street cleaner's
daughter, but she'll Bever have white
wings.
Why telegraph when We cheaper
and quicker to. telawoman?
Veterinaries use Minard's Liniment.
Our standard' oY life is no longer
our acreage, but our brain capaoity
and our science.—Sir Arthur Keith.
I've got it all over Senator Curtis;: di
I belong to au Indian tribe of my E
own. --Governor. Smith,
I have completely given up the
game and I do not caro whether I
ever see another racquet—Suzanne
Lenglen.
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Alkali kills acid instantly. The best
form is. Phillips' Milk of Magnesia, be-
cause one harmless, tasteless dose nein
tralizes many times its volume lit acid,
Since its invention, 50 years ago, It
has remained the standard with physi-
plans everywhere.
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Take a spoonful in water and your
unhappy condition will probably end
in five minutes, Then you wiIi' always
know what to do, Crude and harmful
methods will never appeal to you, Go
prove- this for your own. sake, It 'may
save a great many disagreeable hours,
Be sure to get the genuine Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physi-
cians for 50 years in -correcting excess
acids, each bottle contains full' diree-
ttonsaany drugstore,
day to clay! What a broadening, in-
apiriug experience!
Beyond doubt there is no more in-
teresting region than the Mediter-
ranean, and to:day its art, history and
scenic .wonders lure and fascinate
thousands of tourists annually. Name
but a few of its attractions --Egypt,
Italy, Spain, Turkey, Syria, Palestine
and the Isles of Greece. where "Sap-
pho loved 'and sung," and you have
East Sudbury Deep Buys Important
Gold Mine
• The officials of East Sudbury Deep
Mines, Ltd., announce the important
addition to their property holdings, in
the acquisition of thei La Bellevue
Mine !n the State of Oregon, a Prop-
erty that has already reached an ad-
vanced stage of development, and is
considered to have •highly attractive
possibilities. Concluding an extensive
examination, a series of negotiations
• were started some four months ago,
and have resulted in the acquisition
01 this property within the last few
weeps. It is understood that the num-
ber of ore shoots which have been
opened up to date by comparatively
shallow tunnel workings, have already
indicated ore in access Of $1,000,000.
The officials plan a further extensive
development of the La 13ellevue vela,
as well as the immediate preparation
for atoping, and the early completion
of a mill. A crew of men are now at
Work on 'he property, and an aggres-
sive campaign is planned.
East Sudbury Deep has options on
some 2,000 acres North. of the Freed
Mines in the Sudbury Basin. Two
diamond drills have been continuously
employed since last spring, alul over
10,000 feet of drilling has been done,
Results are reported as encouraging.
Holes Nos. 3, 6, 7, 9 and 12, showing
replacement deposits characteristic of
this district. Further diamond drill-
ing
rilling on the property has been curtailed,
pending the erection of a customs
smelter in the district. Present activi-
ties will be centred on the La Bellevue
Gold Mine, in order to get this prop-
erty on a production basis at the
earliest possible date.
Mining Briefs
It is decided that a railway is war-
ranted into Sherritt-Gordon property,
a distance of 36 miles from rail head
at the Flin Pion. The construction In-
terests who have full equipment at
the 'Min >! fon would like to go with
It without delay. It would save some-
thing lute $50,000 by not bringing this
equipment south. The vital question
Is Whether Sherritt-Gordon has pro-
ceeded sufficiently with development
for such a step to be taken.
A brokerage house journal has just
published au interesting view on the
situation surrounding the large nickel
producers and •potential producers. of
Ontario, The journal states that the
outstanding development of the past
year has been the entry into Sudbury
of powerful unknown interests—pre-
sumably United States Steel Corpora-
tion or interests closely allied—into
the copper -nickel belt, using as its
agents the Sudbury Basin and Long -
year interests. The object of the
group is then stated to -be the estab-
lishment of an industry to mine and.
smelt copper -nickel'. ores in direct
competition' with International and
Mond.
Spectacular copper discoveries,
equal to the Sherritt-Gordon when
that operation was in its initial stages,
are reported from northern Manitoba.
The scene of the latest find is at
Oxford Lake, about 160 miles east
and slightlynorth of Le Pas. Prdspec-
tors are flocking into the field, and it
is reportedthat several big operators
are in there lit a big way'' Among
these are mentioned the Lindsley in-
terests of Toronto, The ground is
being staked' up,, rapidly and many
operators are rushing in supplies be-
fog'
e the freeze-up. Farther details of
these finds• will be forthcoming soon.
Most of Mond Nickel-' shares are
field`chiefly io England, and the out-
standing success of this company,
which 'le in the same boat as Inter-
national Nickel, has recently attracted
attention of British investors to Inter-
national Nickel• stoclt,, This is inter-
esting,rFliecause if the British take on
stools in a big way it will be more,
broadly internationalized,
A' somewhat similar broadening of
the market for,Mond' Nickel has taken
place, by the purchase on a substan-
tialscale of Mond shares by Canadian
interests, So;' large. are Canadian
holdings now that plans are under
way to appoint a transfer agent in
Toronte and elevate the stock •from
stirred a memory of longing in many
hearts—hearts which yearns to hale
their wonderful dreams, covering the
birthplace of the world, Some true,
the mining section of the Toronto
Stock Exchange to the regular board;
where it will take its place beside
International Nickel.
Halifax Shipyards- Award. Contract
for Ice,Breaker
Halifax—Official notice has been re-
ceived by the Halifax Shipyards, Ltd.,
of acceptance of their tender for con-
struction of a new ice -breaker for the
Dominion Government. The contract
price is $1,220,000 and this tender,
which was the lowest, was awarded
over those of Canadian Vickers, Mont-
real, and the Davie Shipbuilding Co,
of Quebec.
J. R. Nelson, manager of Halifax
Shipyards, stated that work on the
ice -breaker will commence immedi-
ately and tate vessel will be ready
for delivery to the Federal Govern -
meet next fall. The new contract will
provide steady work for upwards of
' GOO' men for over a year.
Halifax Shipyards, Ltd., is a sub-
sidiary company of the British Empire
Steel Corporation.
Objects to Use of Term "Rayon'
New York—The Celanese Corpora-
tion of America has taken issue with
the Better - Business Bureau of New
York City, Inc., on the latter's
recent l+ecolnmendation that the word
"rayon" be used in conjunction ,with
the name of its product. Its objection
is based on the ground that celanese
is so distinctly different from rayon
in its chemical and physical properties
that the adoption of the bureau's re-
commendation would cause confusion
b veer the fabrics and articles of
the company and these now referred
to as rayon. The company' -farther
contends that the bureau has no au
thority to name a product, and that
its action in this case can only result
in confusion and misrepresentation.
The company points out, in addition,
that the local bureau's recommenda-
tion is contrary to the position taken
by the National Better Business.
Bureau about three years ago.
The same arguments apply to Cana-
dian Celanese, Ltd.
Stock Averages Up Month of
September
Prices on the Toronto Stock Ex-
change in the month of September
made an average gain of practically
three points and the average of 60
stocks at the end of the month was
approximately on the same level as
of January 31 and over 514 points
above the close of 1927. Only three
months in the current year have re-
turned a higher average than at the
end of September.
September average of 107.66 com-
Pares with a peak of 110.23 reached
in April last and a low of 103.25 at
the end of July,
Of four groups the utilities was the
utilities was the only one to show a
decline at 116.69, contrasted with
116.92 in the preceding month. The
high for the year of 121,33 was ab-
tained in May last and the low of
115.21 in July. Passing of Twin City
common dividend made for a decline
of 814 points in the price of this issue
and brought the averake for the g1oep
of nine down materially.
Thirty listed common industrial
stocks were up clime to 9 points at
75.21, contrasted with 72.41 at the end
of August. January saw the high of
79.20 established' for the group and
July the, low of 70.94,
The unlisted group advanced over
four points from 43.36 to.47.70. Good-
year Tire ;common gained 25, Farmers
Dairy 4, Service Stations 8 and Hiram'
Walker-Oooderham and Worts 5. The
oils were up in a 'body, Imperial ad-
vanced 6 and British American and
International Petroleum from 2 to 4
points,
Bank stock boosted their average
from 311.75 , to 317.76, ' The high
for .the . group 'of eight of 325.62
was attained in April last and the low
of 300.75 'lo January, Striking game
were made by individualntambele of
the group, Royal was up 23, Dentin.
ion' 0, Imperial 5, iVfoutreal 10 and
Nova Scotia 10, ts
T don . know -__-,
t w •an t t y h ng about poli•
tics, but' I ani emphatically at.the dis-
posal of the Democratic Party,—
Bobby Jones.
You never can tell the sinner from
the Christian, They drink the sums.
drinks and smoke the same cigars,-
Aimee Semple McPherson,
Minard's Liniment for solrl'ig ;;straits.
40 -Day Cape Town -Cairo
Record Sought in Car
Cairo, I9gypt,-G, S. Delmer, aSouth
African motorist, has loft here by
ordinary sedan automobile in an at-
tempt to maketheCairo to Cape Town
Journey of 9,000 miles in forty days,
thus breaking Ids own. recordfrom
Cape Town to Cairo, the fastest Jour-
ney yet recorded, of I17 days.
The route Is as follows: London,
Paris, -Simplon Pass, mall, Florence,
Rome, Brindisi, by boat to Alexandria,
Cairo, Wadi, Halla, Khartoum.
PROBLEM FOR
YOUNClIOTIIERS
Stoiitacli troubles cause most of the
distress of babyhood and childhood,
and are the greatest problem that a
young mother has to solve. The treat-
ment for these digestive disturbances
that make baby, cry continually and
disturb its sleep' must be quick and
effective, and, above a11, perfectly
safe.
The absolutely safe treatment for
disturbances of the stomach and
bowels 1s found in Baby's Own
Tablets. Thousands of, mothers have
had their problem solved through
them. They are guaranteed to be
free from all injurious drugs and can-
not possibly do harm to even the
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Baby's Own Tablets regulate the
stomach and bowels; banish consti-
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and simple fevers and promote that
health=giving sleep which is so neces-
sary to the welfare of the baby or
growing child. The Tablets are sold
by all medicine dealers or by mail at
25o a box from The Dr, Williams'
Medicine Co„ Brockville, Ont.
Belgrade to Raze
Birthplace of War
Belgrade, — The Club - Narodna
Obrana, Europe's most famous "plot
house," where plans for the assassina-
tion of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and
his consort were perfected 1n 1914 will
soon be torn down to make room for
an ofllce building.
It was in this crumbling shanty
that some of the darkest Political
plots in history have been hatched.
Under its roof final instructions were
given to Tchavrilovltcit and Princip
concerning the crime which precipi-
tated the World War. -
From this clubhouse as a centre
most of the agitation against Aus-
tria-Hungary was carried on. Since
the war it has been used as a head-
quarters for the disseminatiou of pro-
paganda against Italy.
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Red Rose Orange Pekoe is the finest
tea in the best p., ckage--AI
Predicts Billion Bushel Whew
Crop
Ottawa, Canada—The 550,000,000
bushel wheat crop, which Canada is.
harvesting this
year leads the "'Grain
World," of Chicago, in•a recant issue
to predict that within a comparatively
short time the .wheat producion 01
Canada will total 1,000,000;000 bushels
annually.
If this happens, and the estimate is
based on a consideration of the trend'
of wheat production during the last
decade, it 'will entail a tremendous ex-
pansion in railway building, elevator
construction, sales of agriculture'
machinery, and general manufactur-
ing; The total wheat production of
the world this year is estimated' to be
2,606,306,000 bushels or 50,000,000
bushels
bushels more than last year.
With Russia 61111 importing wheat,
the Oriental demands growing, the
domestic demand increasing, and with
the growth in population, it is logical
to assume that the wheat production
in Canada will continue to increase.
Auto Death Rate Shown
Automobile accidents in. the seven
seven largest cities of the coup
resulted in 583 deaths during' Augu
as compared with R7 deaths from
same cause during August, 1927,
cording to figures of the'Anteric
Motorists' Association.
Looks as if the watch on the Rhh
were about to stop. •
Minard's Liniment cleanses cuts, e
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The alleged uneasiness in Europe
largely due to too muchrattlingof
olive -branch.
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