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The Clinton News Record, 1928-06-14, Page 3Every Fibre'of Every• Cora Insulated 'Rubber.wi Strengthe e( Fq a� w.1irr . t�ptl� a g Mileage ' Gunn -lipping, the exclusive Ferestotne process, "impregnates and insulates every • fibre of every cord with rubber, build Ing into Firestone tires longer, service by .strengthening the side walls to withstand the extra flexing strain. Let the dearest 'Firestone dealer put these sturdier, easier ridingtires on your car now. He. will save you money and serve you better. FIRESTONE TIRE & RUBBER CO. • OF CANADA 1:IMFDED Hamilton, -Ontario MOST MILES PER DOLLAR tst:, , w v i,. aft Builds the Only. TIRES GUM-DIPPEDV THE WAY TO SUCCEED Friend: If you want someth ng 'lfrom your husband and don't succeed, t17, tryagalm• Wifie: I can beat that, my 'dear- • cry, cry again is the way. to succeed. The Father: Marry my daughter. Why dammit, young man, you couldn't even keel) her In clothing, 'Young Ploys: But, sir, air 1 to blame for this modern spirit? Traveller (In Arizona) Conductor, 'Why is this train so late? Conductor: V(Te11, you see, sir, : at night it gets so cold that the fireman can't, keep ftp steam in the engine, and in the tlaythne it gets so hot that the rails expand and push the towns farther apart. -For Hay Fovea -use Minard's. "Madam, what is the complexion of your now"baby, dark or fair?" "To tell you -the truth, he is a little yel- ler." What is more satisfying after the bridge game than a cup. or two of Red Rosa Tea?- Millions of Canadians pre- fer it to any other because of finer flavor, remarkable strength and dustless pur- ity. Put up in aluminum— the only material which com- pletely protects good tea. 17EW Dick—If I mailed a Ietter addressed to "thednlnbest roan in town," I Won- der who they'd deliver it to? Oswald' (innocently)—They troll. ably return it to the sender,' Lady of the House—Well; I'm sorry to loco you, Kate, but I suppose you, are leaving fora better place. Departing Cook—Oh, no, ma'am; leaving to get, married. Custontcr to Waitress—Is your. apple Pie fresh'? ' Waitress—I iron=t know, I,'ve only been here two weeks," , A bank, advertising in an exchange, says .there is one commodity in which it pays to, be extravagant-gourtesy. M,'s. Ilicke: "f don't take -tiny stock in these faith cures brought about by the laying On of hands." - Mrs. Wicks: "Well, I` do; I cured my little boy of the cigarette habit that way." • "Even if she does rouge ;nicely, find out .if she can cook., Two can't live on rouge.•' Married mel hove One . advantage over 'bachelors. The, meek shall in, herit the earth. Cute ln-a13aby- *wful at Three -and it's Dangerous - by Ruth Brlttafrs Bride: "What happened in` court, dear?' Groom: ' "The judge gave me ten dollars or ten ;days"' Bride: "I hope yott took ;the money.,, !readier (helpin- g child unfasten coat): Did your mother hook this, coat for you? "No," .vas the astonishing reply, "she bought it." Woman wants' but little here below but site wants a long time in which .to -put it on. • Troubles never come singly; they come in droves. Eager youth -"One kiss from you and I could die happily" Bored—"Well, here's your kiss,,, Willie: "lila, if the b- aby was to eat tadpoles, would it give him a bass 'volae like a frog?" • Mother: "Good gracious, no! They'd kilt him," Willie: "Iheb1, they didn't!'! Thumb' sucking does look sweet in a baby, but it is disgusting in the three- year-old and sometimes it hangs on until fifteen or sixteen! -'The habit may eause an ill -formed mouth or in- duce adenoids; and it always Inter- feres with digestion. Planing the sleeve over the hand; ..attaching mit- tens, or„putting on cardboard cuffs, which prevent bending the •arms. 'at the elbows, are some of the ways to atop the habit. - Another• bad habit --irregularity In - bowel action --is responsible for weak bowels. and constillatioh in babies. Give the tiny, bowels aa opitol'teeiti. to act at regular porfods eacha . , u they don't act at first, a little 1i ?,fit.:.31.. 1. them. Every Another aaQ ce0i, 'a bottle of it handy to 1150j,paep; 4,f colic, cholera, ,Slis)''i1Qp iggs of} etott,l ch and l Weis q ' gti ion 1014 of sleep or_ 4Wir01{ "bat) "its Moss l and .-�aR ,i stir; le ” Ii ue rc layer _ Crr� , is gents 1 !1, 1 It l', 1 ,o g' • 01 j �eu es himt e fan, baby's system abget 1 y nourishment Froin -his land jlelps 11101 gain, strengthens Qils bQwole, - Castoria IS purely vegetable and harmless—the recipe Is on the wrap-' per. Physiciaug balk . prescribed it for over 30 year), Wlth pack- age, age, you got a valuable book on Motherhood. 11 ood. Loolc for Chas. H. Fletcher''s signature on the wrapper so you'll get the genuine. ISSUE No, • This is a funny world. A business Man 35 years old is a "laid," while a ball plmyer is nit "old man"`at„tlra.t age. AH,'FAM- E I'd like to win any share Of fame But 1 can not, to save my soul, Swim ohernnels;, win a any game; Or sit forever on a pole. Now 40 oranges I- can't eat, Nor walk a. hundred miles, Na wonder Fortune's sun won't beat Down on 1110 with 3)ei' smites•. Lake Dropped Two inches' An excellent official opening of the western lakes and river,,, was made this Spring when several guests of the Banff Springs Flotel commandeered a big motor bus, for the five -rutile journey to"`ilake Miimewanka, wl'aiere several good catches were made. 'The beat sport fell to :G. Andrews, of Banff, who captured a thirty -pound lalce.tront after a long striiggle. Ile practically swears that the water drop- ped two inches whenthe trout had been landed. • NO BETTER MEDICINE i FOR LITTLE ONES "Hello, Jones,,where did you get that black eye?" "Oh, it }vase only a sweethearts' quarrel," "Sweetheart's quarrel! Why, your, girl, didn't give you that, slid she?" "No; it was her other sweetheart." "We're So suspicious 'nowadays," said a man. "We never know when our wife hisses0s when we come in. the House whether it is done for af- fection. or' investigation." The heavy .penalties were imposed atter Judge Pickett ciisccVered that the tiro women had deliberately died on Oa witnesS stand while .giving. testimony.—New Haven Register.... • Some people won't stop at anything to. get out of court 1)0011 ditty. Prat Man -TDO you belong to a re- form orgautiation? Second 100•, I'm married, Hubird--at is a strange thing, but tate, that the biggest fools have the Most beautiful- Wives. •- Wife (plea•sed)-01, you flatterer. "I can't stand anything but bonded stuff," ,said the stenographer a0 she reached for another alma of paver. -It is well to recognize that the win- ner in an armament race call be named In advance—Nobody. Stili,`Glie fellow who believes in pre- destination jumps just asfar at the ground' of a honk: Schenectady llaaettte, ,The'L-argest Hotel in t/ ,,British Enzpiee The greater .'the size of ea ot't;an,. iziryotiee11, ller the cost at • �71' 11 1ETi-jP`Odiict call be Given iipp•.':L11e pub ia. The Mount 73oy1i1 e1 , 1t1dtst s tarso qts. highest . of hespltaiity to its 1nai1Y guest's at .r'el'y treasonable rates, $a a -clay and up, American Plan.'`. U. t aiffa4fL Rdrat l'1' ,151000 G.,GAROr e/figi,ikeN 0e0lar.,. Is What Thousands of Mothers Say of Baby's Own Tablets. . A medicine for the baby or growing child -one that the mother can feel assured is absolutely s,afia as well as efficient—is found in Baby's Own Tab- lets. The Tablets are praised by thousands of mothers throughout the 0000117. These mothers have found by, actual experience that ih.ere is no other medicine for little ones to equal them. Once a mother has, used them for her children she will use nothing else. Coneerniifg thein Mrs. Charles Hutt, Tancoak Island, N.S„ writes:— "I have teh children, the aby being just six months old. I have used Baby's Own Tablets for tlieni for the past 7,0 Years and can truthfully say that I know of no better medicine for little ones. I arwaye keep a box .of yhe Tablets in the house and would advise all other mothers to do so". . Baby's Own Tablets are sold by ail medibine dealer's or will he mailed upon receipt of price,. 25 cents per box,•.by The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co, Brockville, Ont. An "accessory after the fact" is one who -harbors or assists a known crimi- nal; however, a married' woman who screens her husband is never charged Kinard's, Llnirbetit, for Insect- „sites, Dictate Headgear Straw Hats Made Compulsory For Fascist Students in Italy • I'•lorence, Italy—The "vamsity straw" will be cotmpulsory headgear for Italian college youths this summer. Of a special model of, "sober and elegant lines" it will be incumbent upon all university undergraduates, belonging to the Fascist geolips to wear it. °After the manner of Greek letter fraternity hatbands worn by many American students, the Fascist hats w111 have the bands of the colons of the students' particular, "faculty" -,medicine, science, li'teiatme,'law 0r philosophy. To tell what particular university a lad hails from, however, 1t will be neeessasy for him to take off his hut. , The university or college .col0re will be Worn as. -Ening. -'One dealer in every varsity town will be allowed to stock the "paglietta tiniversitar•Ia" and 11-0 must .give as. suaanee• to th,e local Fascist authori- ties that he will eoll' the hats only ,to students with proper credeartials, an eugage'ment such as is takes, by most dealers in fraternity hatbands and cravats ,In America. , ,The object of this, of course, is to boom the national,st-raw fiat industry, which has suffered in recent years from the Jed of going hatless in the summer. Deputy Turati, secretary of the Fascist party, conceived the idea with being an accessory. and gave orders for its, application. '11`wnll Meteorplirae ;has';: Wingspread' ' of 14 Ft? 4t The lewin racer me,t^aliasie is one Cif the pnlu;llent eCa.ntlard airplanes ever turned out in ihe.lJnited'States. 3luilt in California, tills tiny ship has a' wingspread of arty"fourteen feet: A -• special lair -cooled rniotou has been built Uo pat er the plans The angfne le se ht that it can be handled 'with e'as's by one-- person. It 'develops twenty lihrsegowcr and 11as a high speed of 120 miles- an hour,,; ' Despite its eimu�l wingspread; pilots report' that the meLeonplanle is extremely easy to fly. T.he plane has a landing speed of .twentysis miles an hour, a e0aieing,spead af'000511ty- - 'five. miles 'an 1}our'. r ands. cruisillg range of'350,miles. ,' Monument to Heroic War Nurse THOMAS ARKLE CLARK, DEAN 01= ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY, PAYS TRIBUTE TO CANADIAN•Mg!NORIAL given inuerl honor to the plan who wou distinction or.egave his life in war, The.. tall shaft that:rises Ugh the midst of Trafalgar Square- keeps Nelson's achlevennents• always, before the minds of ,the busy,Lonidener. Piet these moeurrient5;' glorious ae they are, 5100,111 iuiisignificent and •tawd'ry when cempua'ecl• with the. iuomiment whiciai the Canadians have tledi0aied to a 'Doman—Edith' Cavell. '• "It rises 10,000 feet or more, tower- ing above the surrounding peaks, once of the most beautiful of the becintifla emuntaius, In the Canadian Rockies, eiiow-coyerecl even; in n111b50mimee!r, its `ghotst Glacier banging • like a nun's veil over its glorteus heats. Mount Edith Cavell was named in. honor of Britain's heroic war nurse, and a` visit to ,Jasper National'. Park inspired the following ar'ticle by Thomas. Arida, Clark, Dean do Meta, University of Illinois, widen was con- tributed to the Chicago Daily News. .''Whew Simon Gaiyey died—that was 1 good many years ago -be left. 0 considerable sunt ,of money to poli u.pa monument to his 'melmwry, It. was an impceing structure, aei 'm0uu- 10enl:s w'an't m our cwmimtntty, of sali([Sto le and attraote0 attention, "1 Saw it a tow weeks ago when I visited the old cemetery. Time has ravished it. , Raiu, and hail, and frost have eaten into it, and the feenda• tions none too arm at .the beginning, AVOID' THE PAINS , OF RHEUMATISM This Trouble Coutes Through, Weak, Watery Blood. Many people suffer r'heiuriatie palms that could be avoided by build- ing uii the blood, ltlieurnfttism comae: with thin, watery blood, and scan only be driven out of the system by en - ridding' and'pur•ifying the blood. To mane rich, red blood na medicine. equals Dr. Wi114aarts' -Pink Pills.` These pills, actually make new -blood, driving out all pot5ououe. secretions, and creating a exmditiom of robust health. Thousandts, of Ifmsuniotio suf- ferers can tesitify to the -value of Dr. Willi/sera' Pink Pills. Among them le Mr, Jos. A. Tully, Boboa3'geon, Ont., who nays: -"As a worker .rill the woods for years I "was exposed to all Iciads of rough wintry weather. The result --was that I WES Litany laid up with ifzeume,tisan. I email hardly stir, and was confined to bed: Medicine seemed to have little or no effect and the best encouragement the doctor gave me was that with the coming of warm weather I wonlcl be better. But instead of getting better, I grew '50100.' My joints. were badly swol- len, rind any 'legs so stiff they would hardly support my body. At this stage I read that Dr. Williams' Pink Phis were: receinrrniended for lZleumti50n and heralded to try these. The results were beyond Ivry expectations. After a; few weeks the swelling had diaap- Peered, and the stiffness gradually wore, away, and tenon sooner than I expected all traces of rheumatism had disappeared. The next winter . when I went into the wood I took a eupply of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills with,' nee,. and"tfey kept ane in the best at oondi tion. My experience 01100ld give en- cour'agem,eut to other rheutntle 5111' forers".to: Youur get these pills through any dealer in medicine, or by snail at 50c e, box from The Dr. Williams' Medi - 'clue Oo., Brockville, -Ont. "Otte cannot keep his eyes off it. There are other beautiful nfoUThLaiiis are gra4lul;bly Grttinbling. Fifty yeags neat' by, but alwaysonewanes back more, and 1.'rr ui )4" t, -Wreck, and Lo 17dith1 Cavell. • As Long as the Simon Garveiy's notble will have been' 1vorlll it; will stand; when 'the pyi'a-' forgotten, enidt'liafe'e itnibled:late crust and the `.very "normal human-' being Taj Mahal le a foh'goitten 01010iory;'it alierolelA the ,'thought -that he will do ;will s•ti]J'rear its ,enow•eaprei head a'ojij}Oc'tliirtg clotting his lifetime that to', the heavens, the most, glorious will elgibe holm to be remembered. - in6nlon1eilt ever devised to the. menr- "0100 friends Have the Same feeling cry of a noble woman, . . ;iu about us,; and it is that fasting which Mount Edith Cavell, Jasper Na - fills a-fills'-ceenetrer1es with monuments to tional Park, whiciai will be visited by the;¢lead. Canadian Weekly Newspaper editors "Soulo of .-Eire 1104-1 beautiful and aid 111-04r wives. after their 140'moutoal wonderful 5tructures• --ot the world convention is one of. the most etri10' were britt ill 110110,11 'of individ tats-- ingly beautiful peaks within easy the Tel Mahal in India, the' pyramids 'reach of Jasper Park Ledge, and it ie in , ltg Yl rt and tine Lomb of.Victor Elm- easily reached by In -sans el tho Cavell manned in Rosne,<.aaul' 411.01 most motor higlriyarv,-' Which, after skirting beautiful Monument l iful .'n our-owrl.-conn- the scenic, golf course for rr'hiell Sas- try,,,. the memorial 1.0 LiileOln 101; Waslr- per Park 15 1101V world-famous, 0110011s from the Athabaaca Valley to the very feet o1 tiio Glacier of filo Angela. Hamburg Gas Tragedy Was The Orange Pekoe, at a little extra cost, Li extra good. h z dean, bri h't Alumi'nurra Feel Hurt Scores Canada For Open :Dis- cussion of Rideau Hall Expense London.—Under the caption of"An Unhappy Debate" the Daily News says: "It'uaust be as unwelcome to the Canadian people as it is distasteful to Lord Willingdon that the expenses of his residence °should form the sub- ject of acrimonious discussion in the Canadian House of Commons. 0b- viously-the sums involved are npro- fMA oundly important nor inappropriate. What 'appears to be at' issue is the large question of -social values. Ii} the end it is for the 7)ominions to say how• they will house the Governors-deneral. If that were • once settled no one would wish to challengeit. But at least it a •little unfortunate that' the issue :should be fought' out pieeemeal over the headof a particular indi- vidual who can have no other wish than to carry out his duties suitably to his office." A model marriage is one in which the wife is a treasure and the hus- band a treasury.—Dallas News. •1 After all, 1t' meed surprise no one that Germany is now in favor of world peace.—Des Monies Register. . 'Pure Accident' Official Whitewashing Report States No Laws W re Viol R ated and No Safety Pre- cautions .Were Neglected Berlin.—Tho hamburg poison gas tragedy was a pure accident, the same as floods, storms and other acts of God, states the report on the lnvesti gation made by the Nlinistryof Trade. Their finding has received the stamp of approval of the -Government also. In whitewashing all connected with the catastrophe, which cost eleven lives and probably caused chronic in- juries to a score or more, the investi- gators stated' that no laws were viol- ated and no safety precautions were neglected, The catise of the explosion of the phosgene container of 3,400 gallons capacity, the report states, was prob- ably. defective seam welding, which was not able to stand the high pres- sure within the vat, when it was so& denly released for some .unknown rea- son. The tanit was tested in 1924 and in 1027 under twenty-two atmospheres and shortly before the accident the gauge showed only .1.08 atmospheres pressure, . The gas was of wartime origin, the, investigations- showed, though whether the Intorallied Commission for De- stroying War Materials allowed it to be retain -ad for industrial purposes or merely disr'egard'ed it as not worthy of notice, could not be determined. Some 15,000 gallons were in storage in the Stelzenberg factory. Fifty tons were sold to foreign countries from old stocks. To show the insignificance of this quantity, the committee' ex- plains that Germany uses 1,500 'tons of phosgene yearly in the manufac- ture of dyes. ' The destruction- of the remainder of the gas has nearly been completed by a Reichswehr company, which was given, the job of transferring the pois- onous stuff -to old torpedoes and sink- ing them ink-ing,them in the sea. "Iu m,oderu f;iln00,, at 1.9.e.t/ }9.Q' li, vo THE HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR- CYCLE AND SIDECAR Bidgoodbye to eyery day scenes, For- get the crowded streets and city din; see the things you've longed to see; visit the places you've read about; hit the open road that beckons to fun.and adventure, for a week, a month or a year, WALTER ANDREWS LIMITED, JUST THE THINQ. 1st Bi 'tl: What's 'Mr, Carrier Pigeon doing now? , 211d'B1r l: ' Bundle' boy for a do - c. A11 that stands between most men and the top of the ladder is the lad- le}. 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You will sing its praises, too Go to any goal druggist for these proven "Buckley's" products -and -acquire "Tho Skin That Charms". Tones Me Blood THERE is nothing quite equal to Aspirin for all sorts of aches and pains,, but be sure it is Aspirin. The name Bayer should `appear on every tablet. Bayer is genuine, and the word genuine—in red -is on every box.. You cant go wrong if you will jure look at the box when you buy it: Cross" tratio mark, CleaasthLO e Shin. !MEDICINE FOR YOUNG GIRLS Mothers Endorse Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable Compound Sydney, N. S.—"My seventeen year • old (laughter took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound kr weakness and 'pains. Slie could not go about much with the other girls as she was not strong enough, We got six bottles and it did her a great turn. She is work- ing out now in a store and walks three miles every morning and back in the evening , "-I12Rs. MARY ',OM:, .. 44 Lingo 13.oad, Sydney, NrS. Pinewood, bet.—"I constantly had pains in my back and side and spent two days in bed every month. I have taken' three boxes of Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable Coinpound Tablets. They have done nu: good and I always have them in the house. I have recom- mended your gbod medicine to several friends and have given it to my 17 year-old girl." --Mas. Aa1'snn 01721- LETTS, Pinewood, Ontario. Many people,• two hours after eat- ing; ete'er indigestion as they call it, It is usually exo0010 acid. Correct It with an alkali,. The best way,the quid:, haranle.sts arlcl ef0,cleot way,; is 'Milk of Magnesia, It, 1144 -remained for 50 years the standard with physicians, One sip'aonful 1,11 'water neutralizes many times its volume in sitotn'ath acids; and at once., T0,o symptoms. disappear in five yriin• uteis,' You will. neV0.a' use crude methods when, yeti know this better 'method., And you'wil.l nevem •safer fromt, excess acid when you prove out this easy. relief. Please do that --Eos' your 01511 F.ake--now, Be sure to get the gelatine Phillips' r v :h. - i Kill( of Magnesia prescribed b, p ys clans for 50 years in correcting excess acids. • lu cls bottle con.ta!rls Lu l (titles. •tions—any: drug store.,