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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1928-02-16, Page 7ams health II 9 lacuna in ttheS'Pore or on'thepohone crlwcrys crsk•.lor Sob :SI3ter8' i. Los Angeles '£•Hees• Sob :staters are as much a menace to society on one hand aa mob violence on the ohter. Mob and sob aro':closely al- lied, even though oi)posites: Sob Ms- -eters are eemettnees male. They are weak sentimentalists that disgrace 'their breeches. They get an ideal in. mind; but lack balance and common sense in handling it, A mob will burn`. down a house to kill a rat. The sob sisters will coddle the rat. The sob sister can see only the :plight of the scamp through her tears: If slie used: the holes fu het* head to look out of in. stead of to weep out of, she plight see more to her advantage. She is all .vet. - tl Essex Husband—"Mywife's temper ,Mr? . %t Is; not a temper, air, it's a-cli- mate." • Corrugated Iran ASH FOR la ��tg�gpy Y� ler on. lYff1 o NWd3tf� ®��@@ �a cgs p 61 :jj 01 {� 00 9V a L. ' ON With, Laughter) Mothat self-denial denial now is in we may have more self-indulgence "Council Standard" A thick, even, heavy spread of galvanize over e'fery inch of sur- face,.' Deep corrugations. ,g: Write yst, atattng alze of ' barn :you want to +cover. WE PAY FREIGHT. WHEELER' &. BAIN, LIMITED Dept. W' 108 George St., Toronto2' r The Y One of our local preaellers celled at the house of a family whose address had been given slim by one of .his !parishioners. A small boy came to the door and ,stud nobody was home. 'What is your father's religion, illy little man?" asked the minister. "I'm not sure, answered' the' boy, ! "but from what, mother says every. little while lie is a Seventh Day Ab sentist." It is possible to ,know only a few men because ono can fish with only a felt•. . '"Now," iemarited the business Hien to lila steno as they circled round the city in his plane during the Minch hour, ''Let's get OA:mil to business." Inspector --"That new man- will never make a ,detective.." Chief -"How is that?" Iasi oetotl—r"T11ere was a 59 -pound box al soap stolen from 0 railroad car, and he arrested s. tramp." The teacher' 'was doing her very best to instill the rudimenta of na- ter She held up before them a pie.tut•e of a doer, but no one could tell her, what it was. 'Now,.,Tommy," she said, pointing to one small boy, "surelryon know what this animal 1s called: Come now, think. What does your mother soniellnl.s call your father?" The child's eyes beamed with inte1= ligeoce. "Well, intuit," ho said halt;. ingly, "it don't look much like a jack- ass to mo " Tho Priceless Postscript. • The following is an actual report that was received b3 a railroad tul)or- int:endent from a passenger conduct- or: "Dear Sit I am enclosing card from. passenger, that was on. my train, No. —, leaving —e -'at 4,15 pan: Cotner10th. r 'There was a small head of a nail worked through the cushion of seat and into passenger.. Tole holo in. (pants an inch long. 'I am sending information for use claim claim is filed. Yours respc., C/olldl "P:S.—This passenger was a man." Iiicicing at a barking cur 'is' justifi- able, but being unkink to a poppy Is unpardonable, • No husband likes to be. treated like a dog. You can't feel dignified in a woman's lap. Ever Notice it? Sailors are centre folks, • And hard to understand; Ho* is it they're at home at sea And "all at soli" 011 land? it has been discovered'tbat cabbage is a valuable ingredient of 0 new fuel and, this doesn't hold out (1111011 of a Promise ' -that the world will grow more fragrant. Charlie—"Why do you olfy have papers stere with. 'reports -ot crimes and nmrders? Barber—"Well, it makes the cus- tomer's hair stand. on end ami tl0en,it is much easier to. cert." tl��O A �l:li V 13;C lf1 iD t " E .. al history into her young charges. TO YOUNG MOTHERS By Always Keeping Baby's Own 14o mother in this enlightened age would give her baby something she did not know was perfectly harmless, especiallywhen a few drops of plain Castoria will right a baby's stomach .and end • almost any little 111, Fretful- neas and fever, too; it seems no time until everything is serene. That'sthe beauty of Castoria; its gentle influence seems just what is needed,, it does all that Castor oil might accomplish, Without shock to the system. Without the evil taste: 1 It's de11010usl. Being purely .vege- table, youcan give it as often as there's a sign of colic; constipation; diarrhea; or need to; aid sound, natur- al sleep. Just one •warning: it is genuine Pletcher's . Cast.oria that, physicians ' recommend.' Other preparations ratty be just as free firm all doubtfal drugs, but no chil& of this writer's Is going to .test Them£ Besides, the book on care and feeding of. babies that comes with Fletcher% : Castorla is,worth its weight` in gold. Children Cr.:y far' Does tido work of a Tamer, more costiymaehine. well constructed, serviceable, will lastalifctime. rantfor Woinder'Corncrete Mixer The New Brantford Wonder Mixer Celle eta pric a so low thatrf o f arm e r can afford to mix concrete, mortar, aced graih, fertilizer, feed, etc. by bond. Write for descriptive folder Sic iL Gootn, SIHAPLEY&MmR CO.LId. Brantford - Ont. 3 Nm Let Us bring yon Success in gardening. Buy seeds 'direct from us for best rtsults: Sev- eral new varieties. 24 hour service on orders received. Write for our 1928, Catalogue. It's free. John A. Bruce & Co., Limited 1..d Merchails Hanalta,.QMt. • PI....sew/ ne.h.. espy .1 eM.i Amoral. A a ot9, P 0' PIIJWPs y�OF MAGry�,s Foe'rYuhiep due to Acid !NDIGaSTION ACID STOMACH HEARTBURN HEADACHE,. GASES• NAUSEAf tush 0 0asteless close of. Phillips' Mille of Magnesia in water. That 1s an 'Vitali, effective, yet hartnloss. It, has, been the standard antatl(' for 50 ye -u'1 among physicians everywhere, One sltooilful will neutralize at once many Coma its volume in acid. It •111 the right way, the quick, pleasant 'and efficient way to kill the execOS acid. The ptoinach ,becoineri sweet the Pain ,4-1 parts, You 000 happy Again in five minutes. Don't depend on crude methods. Em- ploy the best way yet 'evolved. in all. tliaears' of Y searching. That is P1i1111 ' Nhllc o ps f Magnesia. Be snr'e to get the gen uino .Plrilltps' Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physi- cians for to years in correcting excess Tablets in the Monte: ' A simpl0 and sate remedy Ifor the common 1116 of babyhood and child- hood should be kept in every hnlfte where there Is, either - a- baby or a: young child. Often 1t is necessary to give the little (Meg something to break - up a cold, allay fever, correct sour stomach and banish the friltn- bility that accompanies the cutting of teeth, Lxperieiiced mothers always 1?eep Baby's .Own Tablets in the home as a. safeguard against the troubles that seize little ones so suddenly and the Young mother- can feel reasonably Aare with a box of these Tablets at hand' and ready for emergencies. Baby's Own Tablets are, a tild.lint. thorough laxative that act `without gripping and they aro absolutely guar- anteed free fr'oni opiates or other harmful drug's. They aro sold by medicine dealers of by mail . at,25 cents -a box from The Or, Williams' Medicioe Co., Brookville, Ont. - Roman Bill Boards Falling ¶o Ruin Increase in Cost Leads Theatre Managers to Start • Boycott Rome.—A boycott of billboards .las bran launched. 13oal'tis which fernier- ly defaced the landscape-:, with lurid posters now -are among , the most neg- lected ruins oC the eternal City. Cot 'rather than beauty was the mo- tive that inspired theatre managers oho started the boycott. .'Nevei•the- less flare are now fewer 1)illboards in jtixtaportitior i:(1 :ROille's ancient 1nonlinients than'. at any time in recent years.'' The great spaces whish were usually plaster e(1 with theatrical ad vertisemenls are now bare Save for a few steamship advertisements. Billboard advertising: Lias hoot a municipal plum; for years, but recent- ly'the monopoly was fanned out to a private conpany. The prii'al.o :com- pany raised rates as seen' as contracts expired at -the end of the year, The jump in prices 1ias so great .that theatre managers held' an indig•- natioi. meeting: 'Tiley decided to rely.. in the future on -newspaper :announce,. ments. Each theatre also agreed to 4lsplay the 1)1.001'4µ1i, Of all ilia 0111)1• idea£ures during the evening. mitis ap= plied to'motion ,pictures as well ns to legitimate ihe0010s. The movie thea- tres flash their rival's' al) 110)11ufen1e11t1 on the 'screen while the, legitimate r>4. (lei it 4, )09t their herr civil' 1 1 s oliorings prominently in the lobbies., "Papa, what was the Stone Age?" Chat was the: gleri001.eriod 111 Period' 3 acids: Tlacli bottle contafn_s frill three- son, 1011011 a man axed a woman. to • Lpog..0? •: t114s18?`e..m.-e real}'lftir. Moose PIentiflil in Ontario It:ib.not an easy thing to shoot a. moose but there are Plenty of thein In the Big Pogarni}si district of Ontario which can) be "reached , etinforlably over the lines of the Canadian Pacific llailway. Holl Becker, the sporting editor of the Chicago Tribune, visited this district during • tri o Present winter and ho was successful in acc0nnting for a magnificent specimen of a bull moose. • "I:Iow blase 1115 boys are travelling,"" said the guide to Bob Becker Elie n10111ing after lie had arriveil in the district. "Papa moose anis all the 'family are lo111111g for winter quarters as the heavy 1 sriow., and law tempera- tures aro 'warning .signals that fall • has -gone and Winter is "here." At that time'Bob Becker and his' guide were in: a.sn.ug dog cabin ou the shore of Big. Pog Like, aletagama, Suddenly there was n rustle Ben0 by and a big bull moose' hove in sight. Bob Becker's .30 rifle spolce and down went Mr. Moose for one, of biose long counts which 'usually follow a knock out by' a 100 grain bullet,•eo there was moose meat 111 the frying pan and all was set for a celebration banquet in eoupp that niglht, - ARE YOU RUN-DOWN? All That is Needed is a Tonic to 13aild .Up the Blood. There are many people who have beense tn lii utr a ds so lois that they eY accept. their condition as a life bur- den. .They have endured nervousness, broken sleep- and a generally ruu- dow-n feeling so long that they have given up hope of. again enjoying good health. in most of these eases a welt elitism diet, fresh air and a tonic to build up the blood. wound do -wonders. And 00 a blood-huilding"±onic no other medicine can compare ,with Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. There is scarcely ti spot 10 Canada where you wfll'not find some formerly ailing person lvho has found new health throttgit' the use of thismedicine. ell dine. The experience of Mrs. Thomas Ahearn, St. Malo, Que., bears ottt these statements. She soya: -"I have the greatest reason to he thankful ' tor what :Dr. 1 rilllants' Pink Pills have done for me. I was fu a vera* n'elak and' -run-down Condi- tion:- Frequently I would faint -and My legs would 'swell badly. ft was al- most impossible to do any housework. It ,seemed as 3t. my blood had turned to water..,, I11 this weak and despond - net Condition I began taking '. Wil- liams' Pink .'ills. A few boxes proved that they were helphig ate, but I con- tinued taking the pills until l had used a dozen _boxes, by .which time I foitml nlYseif a e9mpletely restored woman, able to cio my% work without fatigue, a better appetite an do sense 01 cheer- fulness, where before I had been des - pendent. For all Nile, thanks to the health -giving dualities of Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. . , if you ate feeling run dove, give Dr. Williantx' Pink Pills a fltir 'trial and new stealth ivil be yours. You can get the pills from any medicine deader, or by mail at 50 cents a.box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,' Out: - The Muskrat t r In WYlr><te A muskrat hon'se, is more than a sheiter•far it often repi•eselite a store of food for,possibie "Iean days." The busy little creatures will .0se hay in bedding their houses as winter cones ou, then by degrees eat. (1own. the Douse ' and rebuild it with other grasses. • if you live near a lake and desire to help the ntuskrltts during a particular- ly 1)015 winter, Out a hole through the toe and Place an inverted box -over it. The Innekiitts ''will do' the rest, daub- ing the aub-ing,the sides of the hole :181(11 mud 01111 hay so it will not freeze over, and lin- ing the box with bedding. The muskrat' really prefers to search. for 'his 'food in the water. 1t will he a service to him if you break' the ice, along the shores of t11e lakes and streams. He can 01111 thvongh the ice, but sometimes every Moment counts, if diet little animal IS despee- ately hungry. A food famine In winter, the exhahs tion' of the supplies in the House, brings out the: intelligence of lllilsl rats. Working together; with a com- mon maltose, they swim under.. the. ice and search the stream-bottomfor food: - When food is located the muskrats 1)1111(1 '3 slol•e,)10u30 on the ice near it. No matter how thick the ico, they will drill through it, and ,each "rat" nest do his 'share. ' The animal that refuses to take 111s' turn at drilling; is ostra- cized, 8110811 away by the others to Shift for himself. The lnusicrat is w'e11equipped - to livo underthe lee. 111 addition to his warnt'ooat, lie has a pouch of ,reserve ah' --to drily -upon 1011811 he worlds un- der the Ice. Breathing against isle under surface of the ice .causes little bubbles to form, and these are allow- ed to oxygenate. The air is breathed' a.gai11, and this repelltion can be Continued indefinitely, though. the 111ublti'a1 breathes less frequently when under the ice. The app nisei; ferocity of the musk- rat in winter has given 111111 an undo- , 3erlre 1(1 ba, l r'eli ttatan will£ some 311 gerve s. Hui'i8ez Will niaire tiny tint- 'mal savage. It must tie significant; that muskrats -aka never Quarrelsome when the food supply is ample. '.Cheri? 1s loss "bossing" in a colony ofnluslc- rata than am110115 any other ddi11)11,33` that 1 knoly of; they Work as a unit rather 1111111 as iralluldiilals. But they Will fight hard ;for Their lives, their. Young 00 their : hothse..; final s, Liniment relieves ainn; A Goodwill Tour Canadian -American Motor - Cade to Visit . Europe arod British Isles RECEPTIONS ARRANGED Al friendlier feeling between Cana- dian, American and 'European motor- ists-.wilieb, in turn, will be transmit- ted to a much wider circle of people on the two Continents will, it is hoped, be engendered as a' result of 1100 per- sonally conducted "goodwill" tours to Europe this summer 'organized by the 'White Star Line under the ()Metal aus- pices ot the Montreal Motorists' League, it Is £stated' in an official an- nouncement by the White Star Line, A novel feature ot the touts will be that those going to Europe with these parties will, tales their own care and motor through Europe and Great Bra lain. . Wherever they go receptions '(111 be arranged in 'the p111101pal cities and it Is anttelpated that the .fearing ,Cluh of France 01111 the Automobile Assoeia tion of Great Britain, with which the Montreal Motorists' League is' af- filiated, will tender official receptions to the pal'tiee wird,, in this way play theh• part 111 promoting goodwill be- tween Europe and the North Ameri- can continent. Already there: have been inquiries frons. Winnipeg, Vancouver, Toronto, several Cities in the province of Que- bec, Ontario and Manitoba, and 101011 the announcement of,, these tours in the .United States it is expected that there will be a regular string of re- quests from American motorlats, Oils o[ t1'o principal ideas anderly M5.111020 parties- isto perstlatle Cana- dian and American motorists, who al- ready halre much In eonimo0, to ti;'t- vel.across the ocean together and, Try personal contact with• molortsts In Great Britain' and in Europe, build up a, smiler feeling of friendship between the people on the two continents, The first party, with their own cars, will sail from Montreal on Elie White Star liner llegantio on July 26 and return from Liverpool 01 the ,White Star liner Calgaric on August 61. The second group wilt sail froul Montreal on the White Star liner Al- berti0 on September 6 anti return from Southampton on the same steam- er on October 20. Both these parties w111 follow: peach tidally the sante itinerary, landing at Ilaia•e and motoring thence to "Rouen, tlll'otigh the Canadianbattlefields by way of Veuve Chapelle, Annetta,: Doul lens, Artas,' Vimy Ridge, the Somme, Lille, Toui'riay, 'Molts, Gambled, at, Quentin, .Compiegne to Paris where, several days will be spent, then• by way of Chateau Thlerrya to Rheims, 'Verdun, Luxembourg- and Trove's, Co- logne, Afx'la Chapeile,'llrnssels, Ant - well), Amsterdam, The Hague, Rotter- dam, and then by steamer to Harwich, froni where the - p0103' will make a 011'- cular tour of England and Scotland. Mlnard's Liniment dor sick: animals. The heady nmater pat lip a notice that on the fallo'wiug'-day he would facture on "Our Eyes, and flow .We See Through 'Chet]." ,Shortly after. Wards the was.astorilsfied to find an al- t:ertiative tali?: written • uuderneaths 'Ont' Pupils and Ilow They See Through. Us:" - NURSES WANTED The Toronto 10osp11al fol•• Incurables. 'In affiliation with Bellei'ue Anted 11 11-.0sp1te,la, NOP fork City, offers a three years' Course of 'Training,le Toting 18001e11, 6101)1g' the• rectirired edocatlon, .and desh'bus of becoming lla'se9 P1118 Nospitat- has .adopted the sight 118111' system Tho pupils receive, Mill:Orme of the School R Monthly 5110Wance and traveling' expenses to.'. •snit from New P010, .I'`or further Infer in ft ti on lh•til0 the Su peri] ten Tient, Save LABOR duffing Ole ,spring rush when' time is at a premium. Because ,1) 'W Fertilizer is double strength, you 61:78 in bags, freight, -teaming, and aprdalng t.._ Double Worth tIx Beoause one +. Ton b' W r 8-1 6-8 - two Tons 4.8.4. D. W. GUNN, LTD. 200 Vine Ave;', Toronto, Ont JS If you 0a( very best ask �., r ' . ed Rosie Orange Pekoe 7 arra clean, bright Aluminum Lady ---"Sir, T wish that you could introduce a little change In your style of dancing." Her Partner—' do. you mean, madam?" Lady --„Yon might occasionally step on my Ieft. foot Instead of- the right 'one i"' "You tell me," said 1 the magietrate, "that tlhislo 01.0 man who knocked t n with his you down rnotorcar, ban 5-ou swear, to film?” "1 did," returned the complalntant eagerly, '''but he only swore back at me and drone on." s e0P Helie' -I - They are :riow at low levels, and there are several which show splendid profit possibltitlen soon. Write, wire, or phone us for information. •- .. LYLE, BELL 8 CO, "Mining Brokers 104 Mall Bldg. \ ELgin Toronto. 2'036-7 Compulsory Vaccination If you re o oscd as R we r yoUr support to enact logielntion atthe next 808liop," of the Provincial Ilouno. Wlito'for information at once. Anti -Vaccination g; Medical. Liberty League of Onnada (Inc.) - 231e Danforth Ave., Toronto. BRITAIN TO CANADA - VOU can arrange for your relatives and friends this lots ocean fare= greatly reduced rail rates, children under 17 carried FREE, Ask at orlge for details of the British Nominstio)Sehemo frons any od[e or igen[ of the SERVICE 1l?k ariadi'. i E" �I D LINES Why Suffer /from }i.henlnattsm when Min- ard's Liniment tv111 bring sootli- Mg relief. "What d0 they mean by the 'witc ••° ing hour?" "Don't you know? That`s the hour when the wife 'greets yo4. with; 'Which' story is it thie time?" - Woodsmen -Keep Minard's handy.,. .e Classified Advertisements rOttratzar R311E-A NEW BUU1f.;UL` 1�U �J,t:'x'1•t Lessons. L. 01 Guild & Bois, Boni'. T., Rockwood,, Ont,. its ABBY -300N CANADIAN 0011- 1V.1 RESPONDENCE CLUB. Acldresp 133Ox 173$, Calgary, Alberta. • T .:�_. N, List •of "wanted - Inventions".. and Full information Sent Fres T3B EAsersAT co., .Moet. SY.. 273 Sank St... Ottawa, Ont. Teach Children To Use Cuticula-.. Soothes end Heals. Rashes and Frritatigns Cnneurn Soap Sfee a the Skin Aw Clear Vild 7,' NOISES i�liuf Prke/.125 Defil•'s .&.A/! lir5,,941/3 `3 Dp t F01.111 Ao01, OLAf5f3S"ill MO= �I� A.O. Lcor+nnf.INF 10 i,"nVl:. Nr:W 0Ui0t OPERA` T �4� �E�� HER VERY WEAK Letter Tells of Wonderful Relief After Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound .Coniston, Ontario.—"After a se- vere operation and a three weeks' stay in a hospital I returned home so weak that lams unable to move a chair. For four months I was al- most 'frantic with pains and suffer - mg until I thought Sure there could not be any help . forme. I badvery severe painsin my left side and suf- fered agony every month, One day vhen I was not able to get up any, nether bogged me to try your meet - eine. My husband got me a bottle of Vegetable Compound at once and I took it. I started a second bottle,. and to any surprise and joy the pains in any side left me completely and 1 am able to do all my worst withoue help,' 1 ale a farmer's wife so you see I can't be idle long. In all, 11lave taken six bottles of Lydia E. Pink - ham's Vegetable compound, five boxes of the compound Tablets, two bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Bloom Medicine, and}iavealso used the San- ative Wash." --Mrs. 1,, LAJISONESSE„ Box 103, Coniston, Ontario. 0• Don't Neglect Bronchial Colds 'Pneumonia, ''Flu" and ether danger- ' ens anger'cue maladies develop from common colds. To.prevent trouble take Buckler's' Mixture. 10 Quickly relieves the Cough and removes the saws. Differedt from old-fashioned spume. lee a saientido combination of proven virtues. sold by au druggists and guaranteed. W. K. Buckley, Limited. 142 Mutual 81.. Toronto 2 520 BUCKLEY'S) MIXTURE Acs hire a flash-, a fleet sip proves It Perhaps you 'didn't realize that' Aspi -in tablets are made to relieve the deep -down rlfeuinatic aches as well as dispel the occa- sional headache. They: do! In cases of neuralgia, neuritis, .lun1- I) o; for those pains that penetrate one's very bones, Aspirin ag, tp,biet ofer'real .1ellef."7ust be sure you are getting the ‘real Aspirin with Payer on each tablet and on the pox -with ro en direct-onsiiside. All druggists. ' -;. . ••Physicians prescribe AS l 4n o affectalt heart it does indi0a0) 5 Bayer 3onofsetcr8. R0111e, at Ile trio that mark 1 Inaan;;red e Canada' ARpl r!tas hymn , (resigned asdra Bayer mduiur<_etcra, to nseihro iho pub3ic,air08a1 1lnliu-. one the T54100 will law ah Will their "nater Orosea i.rpdenlnrlr.