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• Did you too look on age with awe
When you were young and, spry?
And do you feel grown up at last?
m y,, •1 thought not; nor. do L
The Cheerful Cherub.
"I donot suppose people ever
feels as old as they look," remarked'
,a lady of mature age the other day,
She was talking' about some of the
'doings of the young folk' of today and
of their assumption' that those of
her generation could not get the
viewpoint of youth, and she rather
smiled at the assumptipn. I" could
heartily agree with her 'amusement.
;What ,Youth cannot understand it
,that their fathers and, mothers; un:
-cies,, aunts and -middleaged friends
.have all been over the road they are
now trayelling. We know the' path
pretty•well and we know just where
the pitfalls lie. -We could, if only
they would listen to us, tell theni' a
Jot •of things which would' make it
easier: ,But• then, what's; the use of
going over that! When did youth
ever listen to tee' experience- of age
rand` profit by it? And when did
youth ever realize that middleage
is really such a litt;e way on the
road that it is soon reached, that
wrinkles, crows feet and greying
hair are really no sure signs to go
by when computing age, that many a
youthful heart beats behind th'i
rotund form of middleage and that,
but for the fact that they bane
grown cautious as the years slip by,
many a man and woman of middle,
age would fain be just as foolish and
just as frivilous as the youth and
maiden. To youth middleage is a "fav
country," to which they ,may some
tiMe travel, but which in reality 5
seldom "reached.
Of, course no sensible niiddleaged
will'be as foolish as-youtlh,;for `such
a sight is oneto make the . gods
weep, but the . sensiblrand youthful
hearted- middleaged will use that
lingering quality of youth to bridge.
the. gap, •between the. generations;,
will look on the so-called "follies"
gf youth with a lenient -eye and will
bo ale to guide wisely ,the young
feet into safe Baths.
There are people, of course, who
are sort of middleagen from their
eiad'les. The years add sortie, expert
lance but they' are never really
"young:" Sometimes it is 'owing ••to
the necessity of carrying heavy
responsibilities•'too early or it may
tee '' a • natural 'ebaracteristie. Such
people have 'no sympathy witl ,Such
they have' no ineniories to keep their
hearts green.' 'Sieh people are to be
pitied, but if they have to dna with
yohng• people the pity slioule be
transferred to tlie-latter. '
The-, ordinary,- normal man and
woman, whose heart es yaungerthan.
face and hair, 'however, should keep
upthis state , by constant remem-
brance of their youth and so would
be the better fitted to deal sensibly
end -wisely with the young people
who come in their way. Teachers,
especially, after parents, should have
this quality. It should be borne in
mind that youth cannot possibly get
the viewpoint of middleage but midi
dleage has conte along the patis of
youth and 'ought to remember some,,
thing about it.
REBEKAH
.ARMISTICE DAY AT MONS
• The weather last Wednesday, Are
mistiee Day, was much the same ai
it was in France on $hat eventful
day in 1918. It was warmer at the
historic city of Mons, where the war
for the British started and ended.
The second and third Canadian
.divisions were pushing an, as they
had been doing for some days. The
third division went through Mons in
the early morning of the Ilth. The
;second division on the right flank
was also beyond the city. The Ger;
man was fighting a rear -guard acs
tion. The day of November 10 had
aeon contact with machine gun rear-
guard posts holding the Canadians
tip. As it grew darker that night it
was obvious that the German posts
were being pulled in and retreating
in orderly fashion. About 2 a.m. the
Canadians advanced, meeting no opo
positon. The Belgian people in the
little villages and farmsteads had
not gone to bed, knowing their day,
.of liberation was at hand. They al-
most overwhelmed the Canadians in
the delirium of their new fr'eedonl
after four years of the iron heel of
tbe Prussians. But the advance wan
continued.
A Belgian priest in long robes led
the Canadian soldiers through tho
village streets, occasionally uttering
a warning thata bridge or culvert
was mined. It was later found that
these bridges were mined, but the
Germans left in such a hurry',that
they bad not wired- or fused them,
Dawn found. the 19th battalion be-
yond Mons at its objective. The 18th
battalion was to go through and con-
tinue tie follow up. A. troop of Brit
tisk cavalry' cantered up. The ser-
geant said 'he' had been along theh
road in 1914' but be wase going the
other aay.
A rumor carne up that the war was
over. A company of men smiled in
derision. A few openly scoffed. That
ldnd of thing had been heard before,
A staff officer (red hat) told the
company the war was oven but still
no one believed' but everybody hop-
ed. Then a battalion runner literally
burst into the company with the
most radiant face anyone had ever
seen an one of -his ilk. The message
formally announced that all hostilit-
ies would cease at 11 o'clock.
The war was aver. With the rest
of the world, the company in, the'
front line of Empire went mad. That
celebration has been written about
before. Many of those who were the
with that compauy at the finish,
I however, did not join in the boister-
ous celebration in Mous. Their cele-
bration was peaceful sleep after 48
hours of duty and years of suspense
and danger. They slept as they had
I not slept since leaving Canada. Be-
, hind lay the destruction of France.
i Belgium, and thousands upon thous-
ands of graves of eotnrades and thu
Iflower
of a dozen countires.
Ahead lay peace. They thought
then peace lay' ahead. That is what
those men in those graves thought,
too. Now, 13 years after, those who
were at' Mons that day are not so
sure.—Meaford Mirror.
GODI0RICII': David Rogers, Ru-
ron road farmer, lost a valuable
horse on Saturday night when the
animal was struck by a motor car
and suffered a broken leg. It had
to be destroyed. Mr. Rogers was
driving his team without a vehicle
and carried no lights when the aeei,
dent "happened four miles east of-
"Goderieh. The ear was driven by a
man named Hannon, a car salestnan,
from Stratford.
GODERICH: 'The fine large barn
of Jasper Brindley, on Polley's side -
road, one mile from Goderieh, was
totally destroyed last Friday evening
with its contents: Combustion in the
buckwheat stack is, given as the
cause. In addition ' to the season's
crops and implements, seven pigs
were destroyed. ItIr. Brindley lives
in Goderieh, where he keeps his hor-
ses. The fire alarm was sounded in
town, but the brigade ie forbidden to
leave town,
.GODRR,ICH: The steamer Easton
of the Matthews Steamship Lines
put. into port Friday last several
hours late after a somewhat hazards
ous trip from Thunder Bay Island,
Eighty miles ,out 'she broke her high
pressure cylinder of her triple ex-
pansion marine engine, greatly cut,
ting down the boat's power. With a
fairly heavy sea running and the
wind increasing in velocity the freigh-
er plowed through -her course most of
the night with her tow signal
blowing. She %was able 'to maintain
her coursewith'difficulty, and it was
lucky that the weather became no
worse. The boat will winter here
with her cargo.
Cony' let 21/2 minutes after the water bolls
THE CLINTONNEWS-RECORD
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I. HOW MY WOR!J)
o WAGS
By That Ancient Mariner '
' Dean D. Hurindy.
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•"Nero's method of, salving the• dem
pression," says the W'ennipeg .Trl-
bune, `teas to • plander acid burn
Rome, Well, we still have •the ban-
dits .and pyromaniacs in Canada.
Remembrance Day should be de-.
'dicated to peace, and hot td the mak••
ing of speeches on the glorious
triuinp$ of the Allied eause, counsels
the' W'ejaskiwin (Alta.) Times. So
it will, just as soon as all the orators
get throat trouble.
The Estevan Mercury, Sask., hilar-
iously welcomes a surgeon's reputed
discovery: of a"Suge method of grow-
ing hair an bald heads. So do .we
Think of all the..privatelyownee
'dried -out areas that will soon . be
yielding crops again!
"As every boy and girl Tutows,"
says the • Picton (Ont,) Gazette,
"when you do anything to make any
one happy, it is never hard work."
W'e hope the boys and girls won't
keep this information back from our
creditors,
The -Fort Francis Times, Ont., •pub,
lished book' reviews by •high school
students during Canadian Book
Week. This seems to confirm the
suspicion we have long entertained
that. some of the leading magazines
use public school children for they
job.
Business enlargement may not al -
'bays represent, real growth any
more than a bunion on the foot does.
So thinks the Antigonish Casket,
Nova Scotia, Hoot mon, we hotly
exclaim, bunions often represent real
progress, Look at Pilgrim's Progress
by Bunyan.
Geographical. Problems.
1. If Medicine Hat were placed on
Indian Head would Moose Jaw.
2. Living in Ontario, can Sioux
Lookout and see Hanna in Alberta?
8. I1 Eyebrow, Saskatehowan, mov-
ed to Newfoundland, would it start
Curling?
4. Supposing Carp possessed a Cu;.
Knife, with what would Salman Arm.
5, If 'Regina were caught drinking
White Horse in the Yukon, wouldshe
get Red Deer?
Three Ladies' Men
Some fifty ladies in our town
Write every day to Henry Brown.
And many write (it's not e myth)
A line or so to Thomas Smith.
And, furthermore, I'll make no bones
Of, saying this of William ,Toes.
So many, many notes they write,
That Brown and Smith and Jones de-
light
To get up early (2 a.m.)
To read what ladies write to them.
They feel just dandy, fine as silk,
'You see, these guys deliver. milk.
New Games with Dominoes
Soon the long winter evenings wilt
be with us, and there will be nothing
to do except go to choir practice, or
read Darwin's • "Origin of the Spec-
ies"—which we have been promising
ourselves to do for so long. •
However, it is nice to have some
novel and harmless entertainment for
our friends when they drop in; and
we now offer a few suggestions for
using a set of dominies thusly:
1. Dip the dominies in the ink
bottle; then pile them up in two
piles, ono for ladies and one for gen,
tlemen. Have them close together,
Now try to knock the dominoes off.
'one at a time, with the nose. This
will lead to much bumping of heads
and ink -spattered faces that will
cause everybody to ,laugh merrily
and inusically.
2. A circle is formed by all but
ono of the players joining hands.
This one walks round and "round,
with a knotted handkerchief filled
with dominoes. He strikes each
player on the koko, and the one, who
drops unconscious will be his sweet-
heart.
8. Each player is given six domin-
oes, and the game is to see haw fast
he can swallow them without taking
a drink of water. It is well to have
a second set of dominoes in reserve,
to use for the rest of tide evening,
Haigh -teal ' Thought
If all the chickens served in the
Celestial Cafes were laid end to end,.
there- would ,still be . the felines on
the back fences for the ehop suey
chefs to fall beek upon.
Why tbe Stars Twinkle
(The twinkling of the stars is said
by scientists to be due to interfer,
once in the light waves).
We thought the stars twinkled.
Because they felt jolly.
But sucha' tyild notion,
Wje'ee told,` is ,mere folly.
Yet, what do we care for
The wonders of sciencsl
To all its dry theories
We now bit'defianee;
The stars, we are certain;;
Like silver bells tinkle,
And WE think they're jolly
,Because they 1)0 twinkle.
-.Dean ; D. Hurmdy.
Some Straight ` Hitting
We don't give two boats and a
holler for politics and we're not out
to criticise any pattieular party m•
admiinistration' hut we think it is a
mighty queer thing that a country
should sacrifice the interests of a
publicly-gwned , railway systems in
;order that private corporations can
operate motor buses'',and trucks over
the publicly -owned :highways. Such
a situation obtains en Canada "today,
The Canadian National Railway sys-
tem- hae
ys-tem-has been remo'v'ing trains from
serviceand usaideg 'other curtail-
ment moves . and all the time, motor
bus and truck mpveitients . over the
public highways have been increas-
ing, If you ask us, it's a pretty rot-
ten situation and one :that seated
he remedied pronto.
.lust think of it: on the C. N. R.
Wabash line east of St. Thomas into
Hamilton there is •but one train a
day for the accomodation of passen-
gers—and that is a local freight
train that carries a passenger coach
and stops "at every other milk can
Platform, Mail and express, des-
tined for places along the line, leave
Si.' Thomas on that train. The
train's arrival at different stations
is governed by the amount of
freight there is to handle. If it is
a light day, a passenger may reach
his destination a couple of home
after the train steams, out of St.
Thomas; if it is a heavy day, the
passenger is lucky if he reaches
his destinations by noon. •
Such a service is doing this one
thing—encouraging people to travel
by motor bus and to ship by motor
truck. If the Governments were to
decide to advertise the privately -
owned motor bus and truck services
the Governments couldn't -.do it any
better than they are doing at the -
present time. As we said before,
we don't care a rap' for party or
polities, but the think it is way past
high time that the eommerciali, ation
of our public highways was stopped.
—"Hank", in St.Thomas Times Jour-
nal.
AMONG THE POETS
"Is there a cross word that tries to
be said?
Don't let, it, my dear, don't let it.
Just speak ' two pleasant words,
quick, in its stead,
And that will make you forget it"
—Robert Louis Stevenson,
•
BE STRONG
Be strongl
We are not here to play—to dream,
to drift.
We have hard work to clo and loads
to lift.
Shun not the struggle . face it; 'tis
4Gnd's gift.
Be strong]
Say not the days are evil. Who's to
blame?
And fold the hands and acquiesce -
0 shame!
Stand up, speak out, and bravely,
in God's name.
Be strong.
It matters not how deep intrenched
the wrong,
Now hard the battle goes, the day
how long;
Faint not—fight on!. To -morrow
comes the song.
WORTH WHILE
Some little ward of kindness, softly
spoken,
To light the path when skies are
dull and grey,
May serve to heal the heart that's
well-nigh broken,
And bring new life and hope with
every day.
Some little kindly act of self-deniall
To place a fallen brother on his feet;
The one bright spot that through
long years of trial
,Makes life worth while and mem-
• ory passing sweet
A cheery smile to make some heart
feel •lighter,
And help to ease life's burdens,
come what will,
Can make this dull old world seem
all the brighter,
And bring the heaven -we dream
of nearer still. ,
I THINK THAT GOD IS. PROUD
I think that God is proud of those
who bear
A. sorrow bravely; proud indeed
of .them
Who walk straight through the dark
to find Him there
,And kneel in faith to touch Hie
garments' hem;
Oh! ' -proud of them who lift their
heads to shake
The tears away from eyes that
have grown dim,
Who tighten quivering lips, and turn
The only road they find that leads'
to Him.
How he must be. of them! He
• Who knows
All sorrow, and how 'bard grief is
• to bear.'
I think;He sees them coming, and lie
goes
With outstretched arms and handy
to meet them there;.
And with, a look, a 'touch on hand or
head,
Each finds his hurt heart strange-
le comforted.
—,Grace Noll Crowell
THF; MEN WHO LIKE A BOY
•
I still remember older men
I knew' when I -was just a lad.
A lot of folks had money then,
:. And. others high position had.
But these are not the men at all
That all life, long I shall resell:
The men whose memory brings me
joy -
Are men,,who used to like a boy.
They were not many; I could name
Them quickly ' if the truth were
told,
The men who used to talk the same
To man ,and boy; to young and old,
The men who never shoved aside
The little lad, or hurthis pride-,
ger questions never did annoy
The nem who used to like a boy:
I don't recall the great ar not,
As . greatness goes, in Wealth or
place,
But not a man have I forgot
Of kindly speech and kindly face;
A man n'ith time to tell the. truth
To little lads, to eager youth,
Whom many matters might employ
And yet wso used to like a boy.
•
There are some men that I admire,
But there are others that I ;love;
Some are still herd some 'aging sire,
And some have gone to dwell above
Some min I love, now I'm a man,
With love that 'way back there. began
When some would mend some
broken toy.
Tete men who used to like a boy.
MY WISH
I wish I owned a cottage
Tha$ steed upon a hill,
With Iots of red geraniums
In pots along the sill.
A cottage that would face the sea
'Surrounded by a wall,
Where I could see the sunsets
And hear the. sea gulls call.
A garden with lovely flowers,
With trees, some great, some small,
And herbs that awn the healing balm
With scents that never pall.
If I could only have my wish
How happy I would be,
With my cottage and geraniums,
The sunset and the sea.
--,Maude Bowman Hobbs.
Highest Grade of Government Se-
curity Will Attract at This Trine
"Let your dollar serve Canada" is
the slogan for the appeal which the
Dominion Government has launched
to raise $150,000,000 "to promote the
economic and finaueial welfare of
Canada," as it is aptly put in the
official &cuter containing details of
the 1931. National Service Loan.
Owing to world-wide conditions,
ceonomic problems are confronting
Canada, which require the public to
respond with the same promptness
and in the same measure as when
Canada faced the darkest days of the
Great War, That is why the present
appeal for funds is being made.
One of the important features of
this issue is that the public will re-
ceive a little more than 5 per cent.
on their investment. The bonds are
being issued to mature at the end of
five years, aceorcling to the wishes
of investors. The five year bondti
are priced at 9014 and the ten year
maturity at 99. Both classes can be
obtained in denominations .of $600
and $1,900, but the five year issue
can also be obtained in $100 lots,
which will appeal to people of mal-
es' means.
The interest dates are May 156
and November 15th, the interest rate
starting to acerue from Nov. 15th.
1931. Fully registered bonds of
larger denominations running up to
as high as $100,000 ate also obtains
able with the interest payable on
these direct to the hoidei by 'Govern-
ment cheque.
All the banks in Canada and their
branch offices are authorized to ac-
cept subscriptions as well as all re-
cognized bond dealers throughout the
Dominion.
General feeling in well-informed
financial circles is that• there will be
adequate response cn the part of the
investing public to make this issue a
great success. There is profound
confidence among bankers' and other
leaders in the realm of finance, that
Canadians can be depended upon trr�
back up their country with their
money when call is made for theiy
assistance.
GODERIOIL--Dr. 1i I , Mabee
veteran nitnt'od, returned oe Thurs-
day fiiotn his annual hunting trip
Anel broughb 'back .a fine 100 -pound
buck. Ile hunted at Hardy Bay
on the French River and his party
of seven got their full quota. It was
too warm;to hunt with pleasure, he
says.
etODERICI-I:—Dr. A. H. Macklin,
for over 'twenty years a, medical pra-
titioner in Goderich'arid an ex -may-
or, last tveelc underwent an' operation
for a stomach disorelee in a Toronto
hospital: . Word has been• received
that the patient. is progressing fav-
orably.
Dage 3'
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-FLEMING,' AR. D,. +•.. ,ASSOCIATE SE,CRE,TARY'
HEALTII IN WINTER
During the -gummier season, there
are, in general, less illness and -few-
es' deaths. Such diseases as the eom
mon cold, pneumonia and bronchitis
are present though the year, but
duringthe summer, their oeeuience
is so lessened that they seem, came
paratively speaking, to disappear. t
The coming of the cold
weather, how-
ever,
finds them
returning
in
force.
It appears reasonable to suppose
that this is due, ate-leastin part, to
our failure to live as healthy lives in
winter' as in summer, and so our
bodies are•not as' physically.fit in
winter as they 'are ins the summer,
time,
In summer, 'we spend our time in
the fresh. air. We are either out c.►
doors or, if we are •indoors, our win-
dows sue open most of the time. Ir,
winter, many persons cut themselves
off from fresh air as much as pos-
sible. They never go out unles'1
they are obliged to do so, and they
keep their windows and doors tight-
ly closed. Fresh air is .just as ese
sential to the health in winter as it
is in summer. According to the
weather, bedroom windows should be
kept open the year -round sufficiently
to allow for a gentle circulation of
aft' though the room.
Many persons who exercise regi-_
tarty in summer, discontinue doing
so during the cold weather. The re-
sult is that there is a let -down in
their physical condition. The big
muscles of the body need to .be used
regularly if they are to be kept able
to do their work, They should be
given the opportunity for exercise,
throughwork ar elate in winter as,
well as in sunned•.
Ano"then case of lowered health in
winteris that, together, with less
exercise, the same amount of food is
taken as when the body was •being
kept active. Over -eating' and tacit of
exercise result frequently in an upset
of ,the digestive, system, constipation.
and loss of health. If bodily active•
ities are decreased in winter, the food -
intake should be reduced accordingly,
Overheated rooms in winter are
responsible for some of theseason
increase .in colds, pneumonia and,
bronehitis. Thetemperatureof tea
rotten should not be over 58 degrees
Fahrenheit. There is only ene way
to keep a proper cheek on the room
temperature and that is by having a.
thermometer. It alone settles the-
argument when qua person says the•
rcom is ton hot.and another claims it.
is- too cold:
If people would live In winter
more like they live in summer, there'
would be less winter sickness than,
there has been in past years. Keen.
the body in good condition by exer-
cise, bring the, big muscles into use
each day either at work or pliiy. Do•
nat alliew your home to he overheat-
ed; sleepen a room that is filled with,
moving fresh a r, dress according to
the weather,. do not shut yourselves
in, but, go out as much as possible.
Health can be had in winter by
living a healthy life.
Questions eoneernlng Health ad-
dressed to the Canadian Medical As-
sociation, 184 College Street, Toron-
to, will be answered personally by
letter-
GbKWG�NEWS
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The increase in the price is a
good thing fee people who own wheat
that they did not raise and never
9Aw.
Seeing that Icon. N. W. Rowell is
president of a trust company and di-
rector of several large corporations.
we readily accept his declaration a•
Vancouver that he is not a Commun-
ist.
Gloria Swanson plays bridge seme-
titnes with her•ex-husbands. She is
not bound to conventions and they
cannot figure out whether she dis-
eards from weakness or from
strength.
Winston Chrn'chil] must admit that
at least a government functions
without him. But to accomplish
tlsat the premier had to draw on the
three parties.
A witness giving evidence in To-
ronto admitted under cross -examine -
tion that communists in Canada
take their orders from Moscow.
That's not so bad. We were always
under tlse misapprehension that they
intended to run this country them.
selves,
"What party am I leading now?"
Said Daffy o'er the water.
"A heppy little family group
Myself, my son and daughter."
What a babel of tongues in New
Yorlc and yet see the sky -scrapers
they •buildl
From other parts of Canada car-
loads of provisions are being shipped
to Southern Saskatchewan. Although
farmers generally are experiencing
lean Years; yet they have exhibited
the utmost liberality in their offer-
ings of fruits, vegetables and other
IlMsetmeler
farm products. One can have nothing
but admiration for people who In
their own extremity are not only
willing bite eager to help others who
are in direr traits Whatever else
may have failed, the springs of gen-
erosity and good will have not dried.
up
A mounted policeman joined the
Communists and gave them away.
That was one horse on theist.
The Toronto Star says the first el-
ectric railway in Canada if not in
America was at Windsor, Ontario,
There was an electric railway at
Sault Ste. Marie, Mich., before that.
A num driving off from the first
tee hit another golfer in the eye with
the backward swing of his club.
He explained afterwards that as a
boy in school he was taught to stroke
the t and dot the i.
An official of the League of Na-
tions says that a general can not
declare war. Of Course not, Itven
the sergeant -major can't do that.
If Gandhi should come to Canada,
here's an invitation for him 'to visit
White River in the winter time.
They kept tab on Theodore Dreis-
er's movements by leaning toothpicks
against his betel bedroom dour. He
should write another book setting
forth that the use of toothpicks in
public places is exceedingly vulgar.
One of the men convicted of tir-
ing to overthrow the existing order
of things is.:an ex -blacksmith. As
we see it personally, he was only
trying' to do to the existing order of
things what the existing order of
things did to his trade.
(Copyright -1931)
it
a "The value of your telephone it just what you make it." -
lijr OW much is a min-
ute worth? Nobody
can say, 'for it may' be
worth everything;, Your
telephonegives you many
extra minutes for living
every day. • Its value can-
not be measured in dol -
Urs, for it is worth` what•
ever time is worth.