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What New ' York
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LY ANNEBELLE WORTHINGTON
Illusbratad Dreasesaking ;Lesson -'ut'-
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Still another new and lovely style
designed to give the figure slitnnese
and grace.
So many charming materials can
be used`for this model.
The original in black crepe satin,
chose eggshell lace for the tiny vest
and cuffs. Pinlnsh-beige satin would
be equally smart for its trim.
Then you'll like it in rust colored
sheer worsted print with plain blend-
ing shade contrast,
Dark . green canton -faille crepe is
effective with eggshell trim.
Style No. 2943 may be had in sizes
16, 18 years, 36, 38, 40, 42 and 44
inches bust measure. Size 36 requires
See yards of 39-ineh material with et
yard of 35 -inch contrasting.
HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS.
Write your name and address plain.
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patterns as you want. Enclose 20e in
stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap
it carefully) for each member, and
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Service, 73 West Adelaide St., Toronto.
Prepared
A stage manager was rehearsing a
crowd scene for a new play. After he
had directed the men who had been
selectee for the scene he told theta
to report at the theatre that evening,
ridding: "This scene takes place in
Russia, and I want all you fellows hi
fur overcoats. -'
"But I haven't a fur overcoat," pro-
tested one of the actors.
"That's not my business," replied
the stage manager. "If you're ndt
dressed for Russia I won't let yon go
me" •
The actor arrived at the 'theatre
that night -but without a fur ooat,
"Didn't I tell you I wouldn't let ynu
go on nnlesa you were dressed for Rus-
sia?" demanded the, stage manager,
"But I've got on two sets of under-
wear," protested the ' etor.
•
Live and Learn
Daughters "011, mother, Jimmy has
proposed to mel"
Mother: "That's fine.. You accepted
him, of course?"
Daughter: "Oh, no, I couldn't do
that, mother. He's an atheist and
doesn't believe in bell."
Mother: "011, that's all right. You
go straight ahead and . marry him,
dear."
I SAVED IMPORTED DRESS
"After a little wearing, a lovely green
voile—an imported dress—lost .color
so completely that it was not wear-
able. A. friend who had admired it
asked me why I' wasn't wearing it any v
more. On hearing the reason, she ad- el
vise$ dyeing it and recommended Dia• .d
mond Dyes, To make a long story je
short, it turned out beautifully. I have
a lovely new dress that really cost
just 15c—the prioe,o3 one package of w
Diamond Dyes. th
"I have since used Diamond Dyes
for both tinting and dyeing, They do ea
either equally well. I am not an ex -
Pert dyer but I never have a failure is
with Diamond Dyes. They seem to be
made so they always go on smoothly •p]
ancf evenly. They never spot, ;streak d
or run; and friends never know the -
tbings 1 dye with Diamond Dyes are
redyed at all!"
Mrs. R. 11'., Quebec,
Al ng An Italian
Page''
The .pleasantest and shortest road`
to the railway is by Porta Ebnrnea, 1
started one day from this gate with
a friend, by a eteep pathewhich-leavee
the road just outside the Porta, and
curvea along the side of the hill below
the old wall. The bank, this fine morn-
ing, was gay with butterflies and wild
flowers, and wreathed with a lnxuri
ant *growth of gild gourd, full of pale
blossoms and small furry fruit; all
was. so wild, it seemed impossible wo
had only just left a busy' city behind
us.
At the turn of the path we came
into a delightful lane, between brain-
ble-covered banks; on one Side was
the dry bed of a little rill, and over-
head branches of quaint trees .met
each other. From the Italian custom
of constantly stripping the leaves to
provide fodder, the foliage was scanty,
yet .we went down t_e steep path iu
cool and checkered shadow; lizards,
darting across the way before us,
gleamed as they passed in and :,out of
the light.
This practice of stripping leaves
from the trees as fodder gives a quaint
appearance to many of them; 1s this
lane the gnarled and twisted branches
looked grotesque. A man high up in
one of the trees sang as gaily as a
bird, while he tilled with leaves -a sack
fastened to one of the branches.,
Now and again the rich transparent
purple of •the shadows was traversed
by a bar of golden light; this some-
times came In irregular flecks from
spaces between the twisted trunks
and crossing branches.
A woman coming up from the sta-
tion, with a heavy basket on her
head, said, "Brion Giorno," and smiled
pleasantly as she passed; then a coun-
trymau, a line, handsome fellow with
glowing black eyes, wished us a good
journey. As was going at such a pace
that he must have been bound for the
station: usually the ensu, 101501'0301
movements of its peo�llc seem to me
one of the charms of Italy, so entirely
in harmony with the burning, palpitat-
ing blue of Its Ides and the careless
]uxuriailee. of its vegetation.
Near the cud of the descent is a
washing place, and here a woman on
her knees was hard at work, scrub-
bing and soaping linen' Looking back
up the lane WO 'SAW the grey town
.peeping at us thro'igh the trees,—tile
tower of a house mi the Piazza a pro-
minent featere in the view._
At the foot of the lane we oroseed
the dusty highroad, and again follow-
ed the short way, here very steep and
rugged. At the end we came out at a
eross-road where the Fontana l3org-
hese, at one angle, made a striking
feature; partly shadowed by tail,
cypresses, it glowed red in the min -
Milne. The date Is 1015; i),s basin is
green with age, anct\from the constant
drip, drip of the water.—Ratharine S.
Macquoid, in "Pictures in Umbria."
New Liver Extract
Found For Anaemics
Rochester, N.Y.—A new form of
liver extract which relieves secondary
anaemia in clogs has been developer!
at the University of Rochester School
of Medmine.
Secondary anaemia is a common
human affliction, Its cause differs
radically front that of pernicious
anaemia, but it is usually accom-
panied by great physical weakness or
mental lassitude.
The Rochester discovery does much
toward settling a dispute whether
liver feeding is useful in this more
common but less fatal form of
anaemia, as it is in the pernicious
variety.
The extract was developed by Dr.
G. H. Whipple, dean of the Medical
School: 1'. S. Robec'aeit-Robbins, and
G. B. Walden.
This latest liver extract is a light-
colored powder. It is prepared as•fele
lows:
Fresh hog liver finely ground lite
water containing diluted sulphuric
acid is heated to 80-85 degrees centi-
grade and filtered. The filtrate -;s eva-
porated to a thick syrup and precipi-
tated with 70 per cent. alcohol. The
pprtion insoluble in 70 per emit.
alcohol is dried and ground. This is
called the -secondary anaemia frac-
,tion. It weighs but three per cent. of
the original whole liver yet contains
65 to 155 per Cent. of the potency of
the 'whole liver.
The .few extract is palatable.
—._-4
Trick of the Trade
Two strangers in the first -clan
ompartment were in friendly con-
ersatioll. The window's had been
oeed'by previousoecupants, and the
etultory talk had drifted to the sub -
et of ventilation,
""I snake it," said one, "an invari
able practice to advise 'people to sleep
ith their bedroom windows open all
o year round."
"Ho, hot" laughed the other. "It is
sy to see your profession,"
"Indeed, and what do you think it
"It is fairly obvious," came the re -
y in lofty tones, "that you're a
octor."
"Not at all!" retorted the first, vgry
confidentially. "To tell you the truth,
I'm -a burglar!" ' .
A soft answer may: not 'always turn
away wrath, but it saver lot•of'time.
ISSUE, No. 42-'31
THE
TULEMA�3SH MURDER
STORY OF Ali"IISSINU ACTRESS A[bll) I6ll '9Fih11VG OI;
WITS TO EXPLAIN DER PATE.
61 NANCY B.4 It 3 dlAVITY.
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CHAPTER ': `2XI t'.— (Centel.)
Dr. Cavanaugh's °yea reflected 51
theewide mirror of the difessing tabl
suddenly met Peter's with an unlnis
tapable glome of recognition. In an
other instant the window was quiet.
opene& front within.
"You might as well come in—you
seem to' bo a fairly ubiquitous young
man, by the way"
Peter. felt exactly like a small boy
caught in se farmer's apple orchard
Stiffly he thrust his long legs over
the window :sill. His, first words seem
ed to himself akeurdiy inadequate to
the situation.
"But -but you couldn't possibly
have seen me in that:mirror!" he
stammered. "I was, behind a window
at least fifteen feet away, and in the
dark.,,
The doctor gently closed the window
before turning to the astonished enol
shameefaced Peter.
""Yoe:liave' a good mind,". he said
gravely. "Yo°u have seized on the
one factor that - seemed inexplicable
As a matter of fact, I didn't see you.
merely looked encouragingly in the
direction where you were most likely
to be." -
"Most likely—!" Peter flopped
heavily on the lace -spread bed in his
astonishment. He completely forgot
that 3m might have been expected to
make rather than to ask for exp)ana-
tions.
The doctor's heavy face was illum-
ined by one of his rare and genial
smiles.
"I saw you start to follow n1e across
the street, and then think better of it.
Well, I've observed that you are a
young man who never things better of
getting things—only the best means
of getting them.
""You didn't follow me in at the
front door; therefore you would fol-
Iow me at the rear. I've known -Don
Ellsworth for years.
"I've walked' under that pergoia—
though I never tried your mode of
progress along the top. From the
looks of you, I don't think I ever
shall."
"I'll go if you say so." Peter strove
to keep his tone matter-of-fact, but
there was no banishing the" wistful
eagerness from his shining, expectant
eyes.
"It's housebreaking, you know. God
and the police look with •disfavor on
it,"
Peter Ieaped to his feet, his stiffness
forgotten.
"God and the police may not like
it, but Jimmy surely will1" he chort-
led. "Gee, what a tragic waste of
talent it is that you're not on a news-
paper, Dr. Cavanaugh) 'You'd be a
wow as a reporter!!"
There was not a trace of irony in
Dr, Cavanaugh's response to Peter's
earnest tribute—the highest it was in
his power to pay.
"We're both very Iuoky men," he
said. "We're clohig the thing of all
the things in the world that we'd
choose to do. Most men are Less single-
minded—or less lucky. Which reminds
me that you haven't asked me what
I'm doing at this moment in the bou•
doir of a lady with whom I am only
slightly acquainted. Has it occurred
to you that we may be just two house-
breakers together?"
"At least I can be flattered to meet
such a distinguished fellow burglar,"
Peter said with cheerful. impudence.
"I'll bet a dollar yon thought you'd
conte around before the police got to
it and take a look at those breach of
promise papers!"
"I hope most of your investment;
are sounder than that one," said Dr.
Cavanaugh. "Because in this instance
you'd lose at least fifty cents of your
dollar."
. ""But what about the other fifty
cents?" inquired the unchastened
Peter. •
at Camberwell's request I was called
upon to' 1111 the breach. Camberwell
e .has an all too flattering opinion 'of.
1115' abilities. But a't,.least. l have the
advantage of personal 'acquaintance
y Ellsworth,
1 teeth "He'd hardly shut the door ht •my
face-=providet3 I arrived when he was
^' here to shut it at all, which, in the
',circumstances, I thought. -would be
hardly'tactful -
• "I'm armed with a deputy sheriff's
badge and a search warrant to use as
- a last resort -but I rather think our.
Police friends had faith that I'd man-
age to get along without what I be-
lieve are sometimes referred to as
strong arm methods. In return I
stipulated that my services; such es
they are, must be taken strictly as a
favor. I --prefer to have an entirely
free hand: and the police accept that
little idiosyncrasy, albeit with a cer-
tain reluctance.'
"I'll bet they dol'" Peter looks<i
across at the doctor, who had resume
• ed his somewhat precarious seat un
the dressing table chair, with a very
boyish enthusiasm. "They're like the
transcendental female who told Car-
lyle site 'accepted the universe,' and
the old bird said, 'Egad, she'd better!'
Th police, if I know them, will take
whatever you choose to give them, and
be grateful. But what's your idea
about Ellsworth, anyway? Does—this
—er, visit mean that we're getting the
dope on him?"' •
'We' haven't what you call the
dope on anybody yet; and I make it
a point not to have too. many ideas in
advance of the evidence."
The faint emphasis on that "we"
brought a quick embarrassed flush to
Peter's cheeks.
"You know I didn't mean—" he
faltered, feeling more than ever like
a small boy.
"Quite, You wouldn't be here at
this moment if the "we" were dis-
allowed. I did ey own bit of house-
breaking precisely because I haven't a
fixed idea aout our young friend, But
I don't want him to run into more
trouble than is strictly necessary, so
I was willing to take the part assign-
ed me 'n conducting this more or less
offieial� preliminary survey, at the
same time following a little idea of
my. own. If he's left those papers
alone, well and good. If he's taken
them away, he may '1e a plmicky fool
or—something else. In either case, I
can do more good by taking my time
looking about before the' police wind
the whole place up in yards of red
tape and regulations. By the way,
at the present moment you're not rep-
resenting a newspaper. That's under.
stood?"
"I'll take back to the office exactly
what you give me permission to take,"
Peter assured him.
"We might as well begin, then. The
safe wo'.'t be locked, so that part wily
be simple."
"But you haven't tried it yeti"
"No, but look at this." Dr. Cavan-
augh turned to the dressing table and
lifted the ornate roof from a' box
which was a replica of a French ca-
thedral, Peter leaned over his shoul-
der. The chest was lied with a
higgledy-piggledy assortment of jew-
els—a strand of pearls entangled in
the points of a diamond and platinum
brooch, bracelets and rings piled in a
helter shelter mass.
"You see, she didn't even turn the
key in her jewel case—the sort of
person, I fancy, whose possessions
were usually in a state of confusion.
She gave upkeys, because she always
lost them."
"But mightn't Ellsworth have lock-
ed it?" Peter suggested.
"If he came here, he'd bo in a hurry
-and it would be his instinct to leave
things as nearly as possible as he
found them." Dr. Cavanaugh rase to
his feet with a little sigh. "I suppose
we might as well find out. It's al-
ways 1..ore interesting to work out a
problem than to check it. But filets'
must have their day."
- The doctor walked to the wall safe
and confidently pulled at the handle.
The door swung, open.
The safe was empty.
(To be continued)
It Meant Money .
The doctor's little daughter opened
the door to the caller. -
'"Is the doctor at home?" asked the
latter.
"No, sir," said the child. "He's out
at the moment performing an appen-
deetonty."
The caller smiled.
"I say," he said, "that's a very big
word for a little girl like you. Do you
know what it means?"
the girl nodded.
"Oh, yee," came the reply. ""It
means twenty-five gu'neas."
At Last
•
The •crowd of tourists clambered
down the ship's gangway and entered
the Customs shed.
"Anybody anything ' to *lure?"
asked a Customs officer.
A meek -looping man pushed for-
ward.
"Yes, I have. I've a ease of ladies'
dresses and men's clothes."
The Customs officer looked startled.
"But why are you so pleased about
it?" he asked.
The meek-Iooking man sighed wear-
ily
'Pm a traveller in ladies' wear and
men's clothes, and you are the brat
person who has asked to see my sam-
ples for ten weeks." • ,
If the olcl maid had her way, the
would be made young.
CHAPTER XXV.
1
"The other fifty cents," said Dr.Ca-
vanaugh, "is safe. I dict come, among
other things, to look into the matter
of those papers. But Captain Cam-
berwell is responsible for my pres-
ence in this unconventional fashion.
He didn't quite eancy leaving the sur-
vey of the last spot where, so far es
we know, Mrs. Ellsworth was seen
alive, to the estimable detectives pro -
meted frons the traffic squad. And
the rest of• the 'r•ment, in a rare
burst of die: backed hint 3533.
It's rather n 1 ease, this, from
their point o. .w. Mr. Ellsworth
has not given them, what you'd call
co-operation. He was not at all cor-
dial to the sergeant who came in
response to Mrs. Kans.'s call. To be
exact, he turned him out of tee
house." '
"Yes," Peter agreed with a remin-
iscent grin. "He's ranter good at
that. I'd like to have been present
at the interview—it must have had its
dramatic moments." •
"Dotiatiess. At any rate, Ellsworth
has thein rather baffled. The depart-
ment is shy about sending a couple of
uniformed policemento batter 'in the
door of a prominent millionaire, flour-
ishing a search warrant unless they
have something more definite to go on
than they have with Ellsworth. He
might make things too, uncomfortable
later if they were on the wrong.traek•
"Camberwell is thoroughly eom'pet-
ent to undertake the job himself, of
course; but Ellsworth, I'ni afraid,
would not have greeted him with the
respect his very high talents deserve."
"No," Peter 'grinned again. "Res-
pects foe people who come to inter -
ere with what he regards as his pri-
vate affair's is, hardily one of Mr, Ells-
worth's outstanding traits. I've no-
ticed that myself,"
"Well, the upshot of it all was, that
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Denizens of the Ju
gies
New "'Talkie" Stars
LONDON.—The adoption of "talk-
ies" by three widely different institu-
tions—the London School of Oriental
Studies, the Zoological Gardens, and
a big' cooperative store—has em-
phasised the important role that
sound films are playing in daily life
apart from their exhibition in pi
tore theatres.
The first language instruction film,
showing the secrets of English speech
and the difficulties which hinder
foreigners from mastering' it, was
prepared by Mr. Lloyd James, let-
terer in Oriental studies.
Jungle sounds, the click of the Kaf-
fir, the lisp of the Indian, illustrate
the basic of speech as it affects the
English language. A' committee of
language teachers and expert phoue-
Helens are examining the possibilities
of its. further development and ap-
plication.
At London's Zoo in •Regent Park,
talkies of the animals are proving a
popular innovation. Many people
found that they could not 'manage te,
see everything in one day's visit, and
the problem was, "Should the hippos or
the hyenas be left out?" Now they eau
plan their program to include every.
thing: some in real life and the rest
on the screen.
Often the animals are more amus• e
ing as caught by a patient camera
man with unlimited time at his dis. •
posal than' they are when surroundel
by . a crowd of admirers expecting
them to perform for the company.
Finally a theater to accommodate
300 people has been included in the
plans for the building of the new
stores of the Royal Arsenal Coopers,
tive Society at Peckham.—The Chris.
tian Science* Monitor.
Long Way Round
"Hey, there!" the motorist called to
the pedestrian. "Can you fell me the
way to Loxbourne?"
"It's not easy to explain," replied
the pedestrian, :'but if you'll take me
in your car P11 point it out to you as
we go along."
"Good," said the motorist. "Jump
in."
"First," directed the num, as he
took his seat, "you drive straight
ahead for about two miles."
At the end of them he said: "Now
if you'll drop me here, I can show you
the rest of the way. Just turn round
and go jlttck three miles, and there
you are."
"Why didn't you tell nib that in the
first place, instead of taking me two
miles out of my way?" demanded the
motorist.
"I live here," said the pedestrian.
simply. "And didn't you notice that I
was wearing new shoes?"
From Bad to Worse
The school -teacher had been reading
her class stories of the lives of fam-
ous inventors.
"Now, then, Bertie, what would you
like to invent?" she asked. •
Bettie rose to his feet, with a pure'
zled frown on his face.
"Well, teacher," said the youth, "I'd
like to invent a machine so that by
silnply pressing a button all my les-
sons would be done."
The teacher shook her head.
"That's very lazy of you, Bettie,"
the reprimanded. "Now let Willie Wil-
son say what he would like to•invent"
"Something to press the button,"
came the dreamy reply.
Young Man (making unexpected
dinner -time call, to prospective '
mother -le -law): "Is Maggie m,?"
"Maggie's at Arbroath."
"That's a' right. I']1 jilt dime 1n
and wait till she's feenished"
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En "rotg',$'
ween q d bills
Here's more nourishment at Less money
for you . , Delicious, appetizing Syrups
full of health and energy. Serve them
in place of expensive desserts.
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Ask your
grocer
1A.
J1T is not necessary to give -in
to headaches. It is just a bit old-
fashioned! The modern woman who
-feels a headache coming on at any
time, takes some tablets of Aspirin.
and heads it off.
Keep Aspirin handy, and keep
your engagements. Headaches, sys-
temic pains, come at inconvenient 1
times. So do colds. You can end
them before they're fairly started if
you'R1 only remember this handy,
harmless form of relief. Carry it I
your purse and insure your comfort
while shopping your evening's
,pleasure at file theatre. Those little
]lagging aches that bring a' case of
"nerves" by day are ended in a
jiffy. Pains that once kept people
Rome are forgotten half an hour
after .tatting Aspirin! You'll And
these tablets always help. Inevery
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gn tablets are
proven directions which cover colds;
headaches, sore throat, toothache,
neuralgia, neuritis, sciatica, and even
rheumatism.
The tablets stamped Bayer won't
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dont depress the heart. They don't
upset the stomach. So take them
whenever you need them, and take
enough to end the pain. Aspirin is
made in Canada.