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Sun Loses Job as Haymaker
on New York State
Farm
The sun's claims as`ehief haymaker
has been successfully challenged this
summer- on the E. B. Ashton's Ash-
grove Farms, near Saratoga, N.X.
Making hay whether the sun sees fit
to shine or not is something that the
Ashgrove Farms have been doing ever
,since last June with the aid of an arti-
ficial dryer and electric motors. And
it has been profitable.
This has been an exceptionally bad
year for forage crops because of the
excessive rainfall, but Mr. Ashton has
stored in his barns about poo tons of
dried alfalfa and mixed hay of high
quality, and it would seem that a
fickle sun has been successfully flouted.
It has been estimated that about one -
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half of the crop would have been lost,.
or of poor quality; had sun -curing
been relied upon.
The artificially dried hay is highly
nutritious because the leaves which
become wet with rain and are easily
lost in sun curing, are saved. The crop
as a whole is higher in protein andfat
values and lower in fibre content.
After drying, the hay can be stored
indefinitely without heating, sweating,
fermenting or discoloring.
The bale of hay—another tradition-
al expression -also has passed from
the picture et the Ashgrove Parole.
The hay is first delivered to a cutter
driven by a twenty -horsepower motor,
where it is chopped into fine pieees—
suitable fox later automatic handling,
but forever out of the province of the
bales. The amount of moisture in the
e' op offers no difficulty. It is fed
from the cutter to a revolving cylinder
seven feet in dia.neter and twenty feet
long. At one end of this drum is an
oil fureact,. and the hay and hot cur
are drawn through the cylinder, er
dryer, by an exhaust fan located et
the outlet end. The dried hay is then
delivered to a collector, from which it
is fed to a blower and blown dinette
into the snow in the barn.
On the Ashgrove Farms part of the
mater a. from the collector was bag.
ged as it epee home from the dryer
and trucked to the stain hare, a half
mile away, where it was then blears
into the mow, tate blower taking the
place of the traditional )taw carrier
As a rule, the arlifieial arytng r:t't•
enine is tet up as near the center of
the hayfletiic as poSsibie, so that the
wet forage need be lutuled a very short
d.stanee. the hauling operation after
dryinr; is considerably easier, as tee
dry hay weighs about one-third as
snuck as in the preliminary stage. An-
other advantage derived from this
chopping and drying process -is that
th whole crop is devoured by the cat-
tle when it Is cut up, and no stalks are
left. The dried hay retains its natur-
al green coke.
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built on the hale canal of the I{ittitas
division of the project. It is 996 feet
tong and 12 feet 1 inch in diameter.
Monolithic reinforced concrete .was
used in the construction of 444 feet,
and the remaining made of steel pipe,
the materials consisting of 2,080 cubic
yards of cement, aggregate and dia-
tomaceous silica and 315,000 pounds
of reinforced steel.
The capacity of the siphon is 1,115
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She Mee', nt Well
By F. Morton- Howard
Aunt Luey in ;hutting in her annual
wooly with us, and, as usual, site is en-
deavouring to he as toll-efiaa1ng. ne•
she, possibly can, Dear old Aunt Lucy,
just 'hates to cause us the sllghtest
trouble as a guest,
"Now, please, don't Iet mo being
here make the very least difference to
you is Invariably among the first re
marks she makes when she arrives:
Well, last evening, Thornton and his
wire dropped in, _ We .hadn't been chat-
ting round the fire rot' long before
Aunt Lucy said:—
"Now, it T wasn't hero, I expect you
four would have: been playing bridge
by now, wouldn't you?"
"Well, we usually do get down to
auction," I admitted.
"Oh, then, do please start at once,"
begged' Aunt Lucy. "I shallbe quite
all right"
"But won't you play, dear?" my wife
urged her.
"No, thank you, In7 dear," replied
Aunt Lucy, "I'm not , very fond of
cards, i shall bo quite happy. Now,.
sit down and begin your game, and
please dont bother . in the slightest
about me."
Of course we demurred, but Aunt
Lucy was quite determined. She as-
sured us that it would make her quite
uncomfortable if we didn't start 'flee-
ing at once. Indeed, she was manifest
ly so perturbed by the idea that her
Presence wasaffecting our customs
and amusements that, In the end, we
consented to make up our game.
."That's right!" sighed Aunt Lucy,
with satisfaction. "You know I do de-
test being a hindrance in any way."
"Well, what will you do?" I asked
her. "What about listening In to the
wireless for a bit? I'll tune Ill for
you, strait i?"
"Olt, please don't bather. i1 realty
doesn't matter about'ase. Start your
game, and Iel sit hero eneoying the
fire."
However, knowing that Aunt Lucy
had a fondness for the wireless, I
disregarded her protests and insisted
that the radio should be turned ou
for her. •
"Well, It's very kind of you, my
dear,' she surrendered. "But 1 don't
like giving you the trouble. If only I
knew anything at all about the wire-
less, I could start it for myself, with-
out troulbieg you, could I? But I
won't have tate loud -speaker on. That
would be tar too disturbing to you."
So I looked up a good programme
for her, tuned it in, and handed iter
the 'phones, She adjusted them, nod
ded her pleasure in the clear recept-
tion she was getting, and disposed
herself to enjoy the programme.
My wife, the Thorntons, and myself
sat down. to our cards. I always be-
lieve ill concentrating thoroughly on
every point, f hold that a good player
should consider, with the closest de-
liberation, all the while. Thorn-
ton, too, takes his time, but then
!re's one of those uniteceseal'tty slow
players, So we tour usually play te
pretty tense game.
For perhaps twenty minutes the
room was hushed, save during tine -bid-
ding. Tlten, just as 1 was pondering
whether I ought to make up my mind
to go for, another heart, Aunt Lucy
spoke up,• "Most iaterestingi" she
brightly obset'vsd.
The atmosphere was so intense
with concentration that the remark
quite Startled us. WO all looked at
Aunt Luey, almost as though we were
wondering how she got there,
"Suck an admirable talk bas just
finished, she stated, nodding appreci-
ably. "1'n' enjoying myself very nice-
ly, so there's no need to bother about
me, you see."
Care resumed our game. Three min.
rtes later Thornton. was scowling in
deep thought over some trivial litho
problem when Auut Lucy spoke
"Charming!" soh averred, "Very
charming indeed!"
"Eh, what?" exclaimed Thornton,
blinking at iter. "Oh, 5 beg your par-
don, You were saying—?"
"I've just been ltsteuing to a most
delightful Song," replied Aunt Lucy.
We murmured vaguely to the effect
that we were glad, and returned our
attention to aur cards, A minute later
Amit Lucy began to chuckle very
sottly,
"Really, most amusing," she mur-
mured,
She conthtued to emit a ehudde at
irregular intervals for some white
Ilistinetiy, it was disturbing to us, Ono
kept waiting for the next chuckle, so
to Speak.
I saw that Thornton, good fellow as
he is, was beginning to get a bit res-
tive. 14e takes his bridge so seriously,
you 800,
"Can't be helped,' 'I whispered to
him. "Site doesn't mean to upset our
gainer' '
"No, of course not" he whispered
back. "I wouldn't interfere with her
enjoyment for. worlds. But---"
He shook his head and frowned at
his cards as if he didn't quite recog-
nize the hand as his. f
Itt due course Aunt Lucy was silent;
again. The room brooded once more
under tate strain of close concentrn;
tion, But not for long.
"I always like bands, and this is
such a good one," annouuced Aunt'
Lucy,
None of us lour spoke. Tea sec-
onds later it apparently occurred1
simulteueousiy te all tour of us that it
was hardly polite to let Aunt Luey's
observations pass 'unnoticed. So wel
all spoke together to Aunt Lucy.
"So glad it's a goad programme,
dear,' said nay wife.
"I like hands, too„” said M.re. Thorn-
ton,
"Nothing like a good fiend," said
Thornton.
r'Se glad It's a good band," 1 said,
We, waited for a few mace. s, but
Ann! Lucy made no response; t0 our
broadcast.
"Let's see, whose lead is it?" asked
['hornton,
'Tho cornet is beautiful," stated
Aunt Lucy.
, Again WO began by lotting the as -
Andrew Kersey presenting the Hersey Challenge Trophy to Cox
.R. Stiff, boatswain on the "Aurae la", veto brought- his crew acres's
the line._ first in tate annual. boat r ace of tate Cunard liner "Aurania".
section go unnoticed,, Again we simul-
taneously remembered that polite-
ness was due. Again the four of us
fired a salvo at Aunt Lucy.
"Now, who was it who took that last
trick?" Inquired Thornton..
"We weren't sure. We debated the
matter. We decided that it was my
wife's turn to lead.
"I ratiter forget," she mused. "When
we -. played that second round of
hearts----"
"Well, that was really very enjoy-
able," declared Aunt Lucy.
We turned to her.
"The band?" we asked, together.
"The band," said Aunt Lucy.
"f"m vary glad," we chorused,
A long pease, Tlten:
'"Yea; said Aunt Lucy, simply. •
Another pause:
"Yes, what?" Thornton whispered
to nte, with Just a trace of testiness.
,'etltrn.
"Yes, what, what?" I inquired, in
`She said 'Yes:"
"Yes," I agreed.
"Well, what was site saying 'yes'
to?"
"Yes, it was a good band'," I ex-
- "Well, what about it?" he. snapped
at me, a little unreasonably, "Besides,
you didn't Lear it, do how do you
know? Anyway, what are trumps?"
Very soon after, we hail Just finish-
ed bidding, when Aunt Lucy remark-
ed:
'Olt, now It's that funny tutor. again.
I ant glad. He's so good."
Almost immediately there canto an-
other
uother 01 those gentle little chuckles
et iters.
Thornton sighed resignedly, and laid
down his cards,
Again, at irregular intervals, Aunt
Lucy registered amusement.
We four just sat and waited. She
did not notice our inaction. Site lean-
ed confidently back in her cltalr, press-
ing the headphones a little closer to
her ears with her Huger -tips, and smil-
ing at the fire.
"Well, really, that war most. amus-
ing," she said, anon.
We all picked up our cards again.
"Alt, now the band Is starting
again," mentioned Aunt Lucy.
I replaced my cards on the table,
So did Thornton,
"1 think so, don't you?" I asked ltlm,
"Yes, may as well," he agreed. "1
wouldn't interfere with your aunt's
enjoyment one little bit, but really it
Is rather hopeless for us to try---•"
Wst put away the cards and return-
ed to the fireside. Acott Lucy removed
the headphones and smiled at us.
"Rather a short game, wasn't It?"
she said. "I do hope it wasn't my
fault?" •
"Oh, no," I assured her, "We
thought—er—.we'd like to stop and
Hetet to the wireless."
I switched. over from the 'phones to
the loudspeaker. Not a sound was
audible front it,
1 investigated.
"Of course," 1 said. "The oceuntu-
lator has rust right out, I ought to
have remembered."
"I could Just manage to heal' when
you first started it for me," remarked
Aunt Lucy, "Then it faded away al-
together very soon after. But 1 didn't
want to bother you by asking you to
see it, and I knew You'd be worrying
if I left off Listening. So I Just pre-
tended I wag bearing a progratnme,
rather than disturb your game. 1)0
You know" --iter smile was quite proud
"I think I managed very cleverly
not to interfere with your cards, don`;
you?"—Tit-Bits.
Extensive Tree Planting
• Program for Scotianl:.
Edinburgh.—T'orestry in Scotlett
has suffered as a commercial under
taking .through lack: of organizatier
on the part of both of growers an'l
merchants. There is, however, every -
sign that this will be remedied in the
future. War fellings in Scotland me-
aunted to 150,000 acres and in the
pre- and post-war years large areas
were felled and not replanted. In
spite of government grants many of
these. woodlands :till remain unplant-
ed. In addition to encouragement to
the lairds in the way of grants, the
State has done much toward the de-
velopment of arorestation. The For- 1
estry Comm:. ' n, now, in its twelfth
year, has ac 'red 155,000 acres of
plantable land and 62,000 acres have
actually been pleated. Some 228 for-
est holdings have been estalbished in
a ratio of five holdings to 1,000 acres
of forest. Later when they reach ma-
turity' the ,forests will absorb more
labor. The 'program is to plant 56e,-!
000 acres—this representing about 4
per cent, of rough gratings- A spe-
cial effort has been tnade to utilize
deer forests'("forest" in this case be-
ing a misnomer as they are bare tracts
of country),' but only twenty -fear
have been acquired in whore or part.
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the prodigal son returned, what nhap- S�e�g_1k4 English
ped, Tommy?" ;'
Tommy --"His father ran to meet
him and hurt himself severely."
Sunday -School Teacher—"Wherever
did you get that Impression?"
Tommy—"it says so right in the
Bible—that his father ran to meet
him and fell on his neck." -
Jack—"Say, Mary, are you. going
to the party to -night?"
Mary—"I'll say I ani, Jack! Ill be
there with bells on!"
Jack—"Okay, I'll ring you later,"
IIotel Keeper—"I have rooms for
fifty and seventy-five cents a+night"
Guest—"What's the difference. be-
tween them?"
Hotel Keeper—"Not ranch,' only the
seventy -five -cent ones have rat traps,"
The teacher. - was examining the
class in physiology.
Teacher—"Mary, you telt us, what is
the function of the stomach."
Mary—"Tho function of the stomach
is to hold up the petticoat"
Tramp --"You're equal to any situa-
tion, aretft You?"
Second Hobo (sconduily)—"Iiqual?
I'm above it!"
Wife—"John, is It true that money
talks?"
Husband—"That's what bitey say,
my dear,"
Wife—"I wish you'd 'leave a little
here to talk to me during the day. I
get so lonely."
One reason for so. many divorces is
that so many tool people insist on get-
ting married. A girl slugs this defiant
refrain: "i'd ratiter, freeze in B V D's
than to wear long underwear." We
will be better off when the brain in-
stead of the pocketbook creates our
opinions. Washing clothes can be.
come dry work. Most of ns forget the
lucky breaks and remember only the
bad ones. A mut who mattes a lot of
moneyl'is considered a wonder, and we
know a lot of girls who work wonders,
It must be terrible to have money to
burn and not be able to start a rice,
leen don't mind mhrrying a flapper -
1f she's a pancake flapper. To see a
long way behind doesn't require much
gray matter,
lfm'se (going off duty)—"Is there
anything else you wish, sir?"
Patient—"Yes'r kiss me good night."
Nurse—"YL send le au, orderly—lie
does the dirty work,"
Epitaph of Pneumonia Victim
For her Ott the front door
They've run a wreath;
She would wear naught above,
And less beneath,
Wife (to husband, at dinuet•)—"You
w*u't read that book of etiquette, and
now look at you. Here's the desert
and all you've got left is a butter
glee C,nu."
(The N,Y. Times)
More and more the English language
becomes a ruling factor in the Orient.
Although the Ceinese outnumber alt
the •17ngtish-speaking peoples of the
world, they themselves must often fall
back on English in order to convey
their meaning to other Chinese 01 e
different dialect English is a com-
pulsory part of common school edu-
cation in Japan.
The language 'et the British isles—
or some close variant—wilt bob up ill
the most unexpected situations in the
Orient, as witness the experience of a
Young American couple who visited
Japan recently,
Scene: The smoking room of a pas-
sengor ship from Seattle putting in
I at Yokohama. Four Japanese are hav-
ing a ftral session of bridge In one
!corner. They converse in Japanese
but bid in English,
I Scene: Deno Park, Tokyo. The ttvo
Americans discover a baseball game
between schoobfioy nines.
The umpire bolds up his riglat ]and
after the pitcher throws the ball. The
American husband listens eagerly to
catch the Japanese word for "strike,"
but there apparently is none. What
the umpire says is "Strilco one."
The Americans find that the Jap-
anese have adopted the whole nomen-
clature of baseball as It was develop-
ed in the United States.
Scene: Lake Chuzen3i. Japanese In,
their late 'teens stand back to let the
Americans get into a sampan. "Thank
you," says the American wife, (toping
they will understand. "Not at all," one
replies, adding: "You aro Americans,
are you not? We go to school et St.
Paul's in. Tokyo"
I•le and his fellow collegians follow
in a second sampan, and the Ameri.
can husband, perhaps thinking Ito is
in a bathtub instead of a boat, breaks
into a light song. Conversation stops
among tate college boys. Presently
tine sitOepisit husband is startled to
hear, coming from the sampan of the
Japanese, the full chorus In Hagfish
of "Onward Christian Soldiers,"
The singers motion to him to join
Ill, but !se doeg not know the words.
Scene: Sleeping car pulling Out of
Tokyo. The Americans are starting to
enter an upper and lower when a mid-
clie'aged Japanese, removing his stock-
ings in full view across the aisle, asks:
"You aro Americans?"
A moment later he is nimbly stand-
ing beside tltent, telling them he helms
they wilt have a good ride to Nagoya,
explaining that he teaches I.nglish
there.
"Ott, yes,' replies tate American wife
hurriedly, and with an air of fluatite,
for by that time the loquacious one,
laving continued to exercise his nim-
bleness, stands before her quite dress-
ed for his bed,
"We are surrounded by traditions
that once were living and nsaw are
dead."---Iiavelnctt r)l)t .
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