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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1931-04-23, Page 3Courte,o:w 1,/' iver Awarded'Priz 'ToveI Road Race Features Highway Etiquette and Driving' Rules For emphasizing the importance of highway ,rules Kea courtesy, a novel roadrace for owner drivers was re. ceutty held -tri Manchester, EngIn which' the winning tnotoriat, was awarded the prize not on his speed, but on his observance of the rules et the road and the mechanical fitness of his car: The race was staged by the North Manchester Motor Club, attd lueluded . the. use of instruments never before utilized in an auto race. The competitors were lined up and requested to' attempt only an average young bachelor who didn't tltiuk every ,speed of 20 miles an hour. At the femtatne smile-" an effort to hook ',starting gun. they swung away over, !mutates the route, which was about 45 miles in. - What.hairbeeome of the old - fashion -ed girl who .used to hang .her head, out, of the window to dry her hair after, she had washed it? Girls who..are,ltancty withmen, can either twist "them around their finger or keep them under their thumb. Teacher (questioning Blase) — What do you call a Mau who keeps on talking and talking when people are no Lougee interested? Boy pupil—Please, Bir, a teacher. ' Any man eau get along with .t Wo. man not his wide. Mrs. Perklnson — Hello, Bobble. What are you. looking foe, link? Bobbie — Looking for .elephants: You got any elephants or 'giraffes or lions with you? not one. I Mrs. Perkinaoa—No, is certain Mr. String. Presently tits see that you like animate. 'late arrival appeared, but as soon as Bobbie—Yeah. Got any ,ponies or she saw him her face fell. anteaters or immn' with you? "Olt, Mr. String, I heard you were Mrs perkiuson — No, Bobbie, of an excellent musician!" she said. "I'm Neo disappointed—I Was hoping to see !you arrive with an instrument under Your arm?" What iumtrument do you May?" "The piano," returned Owl La's The man wee la couteut with what he is isn't much. Johnny—Say, Dad, remember the st0rY: you toldme about the time you were expelleetroutschool? Dad—Yes. Johnny—Well, Isn't it funny how history repeats itself? A wire is somebody who remodels funny atony as you go along. Old Boy—I have had my life Inear- ed in your name for $10,000. NoW, cauI do anything, better than that to show my devotion? Young Wife—No, dear; not as long, as you live. Fable: Once there - was a rie't, length. Official observers were hidden lat regular points along the 'way, and. it was their duty to check carefully that each entry gave the correct hand 'signals, did not attempt to pass each jailer on curves and up hills, sound their horns when.requil'ed and gener- ally observe all the rales of careful and courteous driving., • At the finish line, each car as it came In was given a brake test, and the alignment of his wheelscarefully tested on special automatic brake test- ing and wheel alignment machines. The winning motorist was the one who had the most thoroughly proven 'his knowledge of the rules of the' road, laud had made the least ommisBions to highway courtesy and common sense, Good Reason Most of the guests had arrived, and 'the hostel was waiting in the hall. for her guest. BORDEN'S CHOCOLATE IS GOOD AT ANY TIME HERE Is e delightful change for noon tt your luncheons, picnics, and outings, children will love. Borden's Gambit aoraol MALT Milk Is rich end creetnY, flavour that puts a finishing touch to any meal. Buy a tin of Borden's Choconats Melted Milk today—font dealer hes it In pound end half pound sizes. came `iris 73oniow t2i4m%k! Vein Chief Engineerr gold sstr'ipes .with purple rings ti knows everything from the largest turbine to the smallest pump on board your ship. Ho is probably e Scot, and taciturn, but if you meet him you will be infected with his enthu- siasm For his cherished engines, Sailings weekly from Montreal Cabin rates from .. , . SI 30 Tourist Third Cabin... 1105 Third Clogs Round Trip $135 Special Saesonal'Third Clan Round Trip' Excursion Rste SON. Information from Coe Bay and Wellington Ste. (Phone. Elgin 34711 Toronto ay any steamship agent course not. Why do you expect me to carry around such. a menagerie with me? Bobbie—Well, you did tete other day. • Mrs. Perkins0n—What day? 'What ou earth do you Mean? Bobble — Well, anyhow, mamma told papa at dinner that, she seen Yon on the street and you looked like a circus. Ask Me Another: What headlines do tie' women scaa most carefully? Answer: Wrhikles, Little James (on. train) --- ghat was tete name o¢ the last station we stopped, molter dear? IIis Mother—I don't knov'. Don't bother me. I'm reading a story. • Little James—Well, its too bad you dou't know the name, because little brother got off there. Our Idea of a mean husband is one Who sends candy to itis wife when site's ou a rapid reducing diet. Only those who are "lndispenstble" dare take long vacations, and even they Rud often that they are not serious- ly missed, Next to maklug a profit in bushtess these days, the next hardest job is distributing your In- come in such a way that your family is happy. To make a worthless art'• cls sell make prospective buyers be- lieve it is very scarce, A man is also known by the enemies he keeps .arid the friends he loses. In order to sleep soundly a fellow ltas to have either a clear conscience 01 a mighty goad lawyer. First Gangster---Dey put Biinket on de spot last night, and I plugged hint through his glue eye with me foist shot. Second Gangster• --Say, Bo! Don't Yam know its seven yeare bad luck to break a Iooklug-glaBe? Solus smith was with a party At friends On a fishing trip, and around the camp fire one evening the talo naturally ran an big fish. When it carne his tura, John began, uncer- tain as to how he was going to come out: "We were fishing one time on the Grand Bunks for—er—er— "•Whales," somebody suggested. "No," said Joint, "we were baiting with whales." ail ANCtHOR- DO.HALDSoM . Donee; orget to can Canadian Industry est nen World France Now Feeling Depres- sion Which Holds Europe and East • Toronto.—"There hi 110 place in the World better off than Canada,' de- clared L. Babayan- of Toronto, who hoe just completed a twelve -week tong of the Orient and amps. Ho further c immouted: "In Europe every country' has been!' suffering from depression, France, one o' the most favored nations in Europe, liar now begun t feel the pangs of de- ssion that has emitted so mu011 dis- Jack Clark had secured temporary work with the Wain- wright Construction. Company. It meant leaving home, but both Mother and son realized how difficult it was to get a job, and when the chance came, Jack took it. "Don't forget to' call me on the telephone often, Jack," said his Mother. "You know how anxious I will be." "You Treed not worry, Mother. I went over to the Bell Telephone office when I got word about the job and they told me x could call you from the telephone in the Construction Camp and have the charges made on our own telephone bill each month:' "You think of everything, Jack," exclaimed his Mother. "Far from it, Mother, but you know how Dad insisted that I always keep you and him posted by telephone if I could not be home just at the time promised'. Well, I have what they call the Telephone. Habit." Marquess Explains Why We Must Work "The Busiest Person Is the Happiest Person," Says the Marquess of Lon- - work iu spite of the fact. We work tress in places like Italy and in Ger-. many. Pactor'es are ciosing'inFrance as they are in Italy, and realness 15 • t good." "I came into personal contact with a number of Soviet Russian agents," said Mr. Babayan. "They are all agreed on one thing—that is, to flood every country they can with ,their goods. They have a particular desire to swamp Engiaud first. Englishmen. will wake up to the real condition that confronts theta, just as Cahada has. Chocolates'are being brought into Lon- don; England, at 8 cents a pouted and sold retail for 16 cents a pound against the home product selling at about one dollar a pound. That condition can And. who would care an awful lot, notle. with any benefit to the British When time permits another shot, people. With surer grip and firmer stance, "I had rite !>lethe of a personal in - To gamble of the spotting chance. vitation to attendnd the reception and ball given by Hon. G. Howard Fergu• The harbour flames with Rifting arils, son to the new Governor-General prior' But just beyond the roaring gales to his leaving England. Mr. Ferguson Call to the bolder, braver crew has the right idea, and as a result of Who dare to seethe journey through; his efforts'there•has been a substantial •a Who know that life is something more Than dreaming on a sunlit shore; Mr. Babayan. )1';ei 1,1_• i, (tti U. lat.)& `` tV3SRi y 999.. ^1`. tost 24if lid tli tOtaalm' Song of the Unafraid There may be nests and fog about, There may" be sudden torus — and doubt There may be ghosts who stand at bay Where shadows shut the stars 'away; But this enhtvena life's romance For those who like a sporting chance, Quito willing at to-morrow'R sun • To face whatever Fate has spun. . l The fairway beckons green and straight, But still the pits and bunker's wait, And no one knows just where the ball Upon its upward flight ntay fall, the spirit of 'Its being au affliction must always be our worst- work and cannot sell to advantage in the world's markets. That would mean Increased unemployment, low wages, and pov- erty for the nation. "If the gold mines of the world Petered out we should still have to donderry • - to serve others by what we produce, "industrial revival and future econ- as they serve us. The miner hews omit security depend upon work— coal that the baker might bake Into hard work ou the part of all engaged bread what the farmer has grown, In. industry, whether employer 01 em- ployee. This means a Little re-educa- tion for most of us upon the important gtieatlotl, 'Why d0we work'?" "Upon tete answer to this question depends the industrial future of our country, and the welfare of millions at hones," writes the Marquess of Londonderry in a little booklet, To- wards industrial Statesmanship. "Without thinking very deeply, most Of us would answer unhesitatingly: `To get money, of course!' "But that Le quite wrong. No one worlds for money 100153'. We all work tor what money will buy—food, clothes and pleasure. Neither a five -pound note nor a shilling would be of any earthly use if we could not obtain 1n exchange for It those things which will satisfy, out daily needs. The Hurly-Burly of Modern Industry "This fact Is not sufficiently ap- preciated itt the ]curly -burly o¢ modern industry, yet It la fundamental to the revival et industry. We cannot litre without work, and as it is the chief de- sire of most people to attain a far higher standard of living, It call come only though harder and more Weill - gent work by alt classes. I say all la:'ael deliberately, for successful in- dustry Is n•dustryIs a co-operative effort, and if one department slacks or Is unintelli- gent, the whole ot that industry But- ters. "When people save money, it is the working man - generally forwhat they On get at some future date in exchange fur theirleu' there are who toil not and have sayings. One often hears the young no bents with care: artisan say he is 'saving -up to get They walk its with c 'e pleasure to marred: This means ire is working earl wall boredom theea harder to earn more money. which Ile But all the Uli bog domth there, duty hobos to spend in exchange for a spend their yeare, horns. And earn their right to laughter when - "Another' iilusi0n which must be d(s• Byer mirth appears, pelted betore the can lay a better and surer foundation for industrial revivalGod bison the uatau's toilers and let is that work, 's au a/Menom- It is their dreams 'l t tens, nothing at the sort. Out food, clothes, &[ay their reward them for all pleasure, home and all tete social and tate happiness they do. domestic conveufeuces we enjoy to- May owasdeck their gardens and day are the result of work. 'et'lthout lose blossoms d lichen maintain, them our afilickiou would be great in. And pride's sweet satisfaction main deed. "Success in any industry is there• suiworthwhile Query baht, Mat. of 'hard work, and those who —Edgar A. Guest. shared the work must have thought it anything but an afllictioa or they The Wheat Crisis. would have fallea. London Daily Herald (Lab.) : It has been rather liglttly taken for granted that the main reason for the crisis in the wheat industry Is that the world OM a whole is now producing more wheat than it needs. The Italian, Pre- mier suggests that the explanation is that the improvement in the standard of liviug at the end of the war has. caused people who were mainly living on bread before to turn to other and more expensive tools. We doubt this. The crisis did not come in those,yeal's• It itis come at a time' when the stand- ard'of living is being depressed every- where. Lack of purchasing power— largely due to gold shortage— has af- fected the consumption of wheat as of other commodities. Surely the a nee mon-sense thing is to bring purchas- ing power up to a point at which it can. absorb production, not to cut produc- tion down to the limits of an arLtflcal- lyresti aced purchasin;' P5war'• OL TWELVE CENTS The 'Canadian Wool Co.' Ltd. 2 CHURCH ST., TORONTO grime IMPROVE YOUR APPETITE gold being merely n means of ex- chauge by which the miner, the baker and the farmer can buy each other's services. "Industrial peace and all that 11 means to the workee in. wages, !tomes,. education, and pleasure, can come when both sides pull together. Em- ployer and employed have to work, probably harder than at present, ort account of their service In some form or other to their country. The best and most lasting Beryl( 3 we can glue is to make her more industrially pros- peroue so that all who live in our land may have the opportuulty of living happily, unci, above alt, In economic security.'—Public Opinion (London). movement o¢ Canadian wheat,' sat Classified Advertising if ABDi TO ULi MACNLN in OR id ANDLL NITTLNt;F. li! "All . Wool,' 'Sll!c end Wool,". 'Ula Tynne:' all o0lore. 750 lb. up. ' amp!es gree. Stocking & Yarn Mule, I rept. T ()Mita. Ont. `3HECTES. EASY OsrOBte _ 1l BABY.. LitC(SS-1N Slx va..• ,,,(�' a. IETtIUa, leo and• up. atalOS'uen roe. A. 11. Switzer. Granton. Ontario. • lea NAMED D'ADLIAS, $1.00' 2$ Named Gladiolus, $1,50; 100 Mixed Gladiolus, $2.00.., Postpaid. Wernotil'fe Gardens. Hatzle, British Columbia. "You appreciate play twice as much when you ltave earned it with work." —C'lnstance Bennett. LOSE YOUR FAT Tions sensible way 1 Where they shall find through storm Start taking Krusehen Salts—that's and flame Spain Discothe thrill and glory of the galne, Car manufacture To gamble on the sporting chance. —Grantiand Rice, is Songs of the Open. A country without an automobile factory. This is the distinction that Spailt holds now that the latest at- tempt to manufacture cars there has died. For ten years the Spanish govern - men Me been trying to bring .about motor car manufacture in the weary', NEIGHBORS TALK. the common-sense way to reduce—but don't take them with the idea• that they possess reducing qualities in themselves. This is what they do—they clean out the impurities in your blood by keeping the bowels, kidneys and liver in splendid working shape and fill you . with a vigor and tireless energy you'd. almost forgotten had existed -you, get the needful exercise. As a result instead of planting your - "1 am employed in a theatre and it self in an easy chair every free moment le a problem to make ends meet, a., and letting flabby fat accumulate you with control of the venture Yu the I help support my mother and s1s- feel an urge for activity that keeps yore hands of Spanish capital. Overtures tern. I like to drese well but tlavett't moving around doing the things you've ,ted to do and needed to do have been made to several English and American car makers to Mild Spanish plauts. but each time the projects have failed, because the Spanish govern- ment has insisted on so tying up the deals with red. tape that private com- panies have not cared to risk their capital. The venture which has just died, the National Automobile Company,. woe in existence only a year. A Jac - tory was established at Barcelona, which Is the industrial centre of Spain. The government promised an import-. ant subsidy, and assured the company importation ot parts free of .duties, anis. exemptions from automobile taxes for. car purchasers. Tire company passed out or existence it le sale, hematite of the decline of tate Spanish peseta, and the difficult political and financial situation made it impossible for the government to live up to its promises. Spalu Inas approximately 180,000 morn' vehicle:: Ln operation. Toilers God give them peace and plenty anti bless the homes they keep, Wlten ends the tong day's toiling Haid' restful be their sleep. May many a joy repay then, tor all the Mains they bear, And may our nation's workmen In all her glories share. The toilers at the furnace, the toilet's it. the field, Translate their strength to iron or in the Arrest yield. In bricks the mason sings lid the poems of his clan, .end every door and archway proclaim very much to spend ort clothes. To always wm to keep you in good condition. give the appearance ot variety to my Erusehen Salta are the tip -to -date slender wardrobe I change the color Fountain of Youth. Take one-half of a dress or stockings as soon as the teaspoon in a glass of hot water things become faded. I always use to -morrow morning and every morning Diamond Dyes for the work—using —be careful of the foods you ea— them as dyes for dresses and as tints take regtdar moderate.exercive—then watch the pounds slide off. for stockings. I have always gotten Don't Trust To Luck London Daily Express (lad. Cons.): There is a lesson in the story of the bo. who Inherited .250,000, squander- ed it lit two years, committed suicide, and will now be buried in a pauper's g 'ave. The lesson is that great wealth is rarely of use to a niau unless Ise acquires it, 'Outsell. Then .he knows its uses and its lituitatious. A man who has built up a fortune by his "To think and to teach that work's of whit Stimulate an affliction, is to fi11 the mind with of const Depressed! Setmulat. economic poison, Along this path will your dig Little Liver Ills, An tint be found the. money necessary to Carter's Little tebutt Toro Alt buy the things with which to carryon e hey'llg.Gentleiody poisons get rid of body poisons life, nor the health and 'happiness that cause indigestion, Gag, which accompany work as by-products. etc., and give you a new in- jq oaha'li find, however, a great num• serest in food. ber ot disgruntled people, extremists 25c & 75c red packages in thought 'and purpose, who believe. Ask your druggist for 'and preach work to be an affliction, trrr>���, and cause industrial unrest, but who CARTER'S• evsn would very soon revolt it the farmer, Elle bake!!, the tailor, tine railwayman, the doctor, the printer, refused to work. "Work, and. all kinds of it, is the normal, healthy state ot mankind: Ileal 4tapptness does not come without work, our. own in combination with that of othetw. We must work to live at all; and even if the .el lnentt of moaey 11, (I no existenee we should have ko work iu'st as hard, for work le essential to life, Try and Find Out "The busiest peraolt is the Itapplest Person , While the man whose week is A HIghLClasS Decorative Medium Mixes in loot or cold water Free • stencil premium label on oo@rto pact ege. Send for Decorators Guth and Stencil Catalogue. 404 GYPSUM, LIMB AND ALABASTINE,, CANADA, L�JMITBD. Paris - Oatark, truly hard is the much•envied luxuri- ous idler, who is always on the lcolt own efforts rarefy squanders it, for Ruch perfect results that our neigh- bors talk about the great number et i rt>Y U' ' new things I have. "I learned about Diamond Dyes from our wardrobe mistress, She says she has tried all the dyes on j tete market bat none de such splendid work and are so easy to use as Dia- mond Dyes. I understand they aro the world's moat popular dyes --and they deserve to b')." L.P., :i,Ieatreal. Jasper Park "Haymaker" Ona of the interesting and curlews little attlmals that Inhabit Jamar Na- tional Park in Alberta, Is the plica. It is about tate size of a Guinea pig, witlt rounded ears, short legs anti no visible tall. It can oftea be seen ruse nine rabbit -like emcee the boulders. Another name tor the pilot Le "tile hay maker" foddunt his habit of storing away dried orasTl9B aril plaints for Itis winter food. Sometimes under alt overhang- ing rock there will be found his minia- ture haystack, a bundle containing per- haps a bushes of well cured vegetation, width ['eludes apparently specimens of every plant in. 1101 neighborhood. his interest is ia the work wh c creates the wealth and not in the', spending of tate money. Those who sit' down and dream of a big legacy or a' fat- Sweepstakes prize would be far better and more happily employed in Lnukhtg their own fortune. If you simply tram a child's WW1 - Leet you make flint a lever devil and nothing else,—Bishop of Lichfield. Kennedy & Menton 421 College St., 1 Toronto Harley'Lavldson Distributors Write at ones for our bargain its* of used motorcycles. Tereus arranged. Modern girls aro bright young peo- ple whone brains have gone into ti'e'r heels.—flouts Madge Kendal, FREE Large !llustral• ed catalogue nt new and reUuilt i legates -r 00 nl un, Motor. out for Something t0 tlo. airs. L9nat's . "s` t 'Tito wltol matter is 000 of the cos ' 11''81•° Motors Radius, eta Transom. - attitude towards work. which 10''" mt!"DTrn:E CYCLE A16» MOTOR, 104. rag Queen street W.. Toronto; tent.. neither as afilietion noxi a mere means for procuring money. Work dope til,.. ISSUE No. 17—'31 When in Toronto Make Your Home at tel Bay St., at Dananelas St. RATES --$1.11 to $215U Single Every hotel service in a clean, quiet, fireproof building. 750 rooms. Had The Fin? Then Watch Kidneys! If llu .ietirus nob knew how im- portant it is to keep the 10(01,eys active, regular. Nature. trying to bolo you get well, tries to eliminate body nelsons through the kidneys. Weakened by fhur+4, ktdneYs often fatter lu their duties. thus retaining" In the system poisons ' that oane0 .,eaduelte, boor appetite and loss of sleep. Give nalure a little, help. Taste 1'arnel's Safe Kidney and Liver Remedy, an old-time herbal remedy. Safe and gentle. You will notice a beneficial reaction even with the first dose Sold by druggists overywhei., true free sample write Warner's .. Remedies Co.. Toronto. Ontario. WARNER'S SAFE KIDNEY '& LIVER REMEDY ' Mar y l eople, two hours after eat- ing, suffer indigestion as they Amll it. It is usually excess acid, Cor- rect it with an alkali. The best way, the (elicit, harmless and erect- ent way, is' Phillips' 11111c of Masia gne. It has remained for 10 Years tete standard with physicians. One apoontul in water neutralizes many times its Volume' in. =+ ro- ach 31111s. gni :t r'r syn, i.)^t t 1 heartburn, etc., will disappear (u live minutes. • you will never use crude 'methods when you know this better method, And you will never sumer from ox• cess acid when you prove out this easy relief. ?lease do `that-0or your ow ti sake—now. Be sure to get the gamins, pre. scribed by doctors for conditions dire to excess acid.. Look for the Phillips' and the word ' rl r"d *071i1 C LDS Sluggish intestinal systems lower r0-. sistance to colds. Cleanse them with Veen -a -mint, the modern chewing gum laxative. Gentle, safe, non -habit -i Sinning. More effective because yon) :hero it. 06111diff d:ylt ll+ The Clietririil Gun LAXATIVE Y%or Adults and Children No Taste But the Mint tori '405\5i ORa.-CA'F. C.I 3CN S.- fe2 Co i l @PX15 10441 PIMPLES Add en eg0at amount of cream, or sweet oil, to Min. ,,d'u, and apply rho mixture once doily. A simple treat- ment which will Clear up your skint esti ss CH1LDRIE CEIILDREN will fret, often for no apparent reason. But there's al ways Gastoriai Harmless as the recut on the wrapper: mild and bland as it tastes. But its gentle action soothes a youngster more surely than a more po-Nr1�l tiiellioine, That's he bibruly of this specie Children's remedy! It may be gives , the tigieet infant—as often as then( is need. In casts of colic, diarrhea oi similar disturbance, it is invaluable A coated tongue calls for ,just a fee drops to ward oft constipation; s( does any suggestion of bad breath Whenever children don't eat well don't rest web, or have any li.ttI upset—this pure vegetable prepare tion is usually all that's needed.