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Reading ot a cue -Where a`girl saved
&' man from drowning .and later the •
itwo Lento married,) a man remarked:
"I'd hate to have that happen ,tome.
She'd airways be bringing it tip,"
"If" For Youth
If you cn,n live as youth to•day is llv-.
ing,
And keep your feet rat such a dizzy.
pace;
If you can greet life's subtleties with
candor
And turn toward all its cares a emit-
ing face;
If you can feel the pulse of youtliful,
vigor
Beat in your veins, and yet yourself-
subdue; •
If you can. see untruth knee-deep
about•. you •
And stili to God and home and self
be true;
If you can cross- the • brimming flood
of folly,
And .not dip - from , the stream to
• tiueneh your thirst;
If you can note life's' changing scale
of values, -
And still in your own life keep first
'thinks :first;
If you can feel the urge of disobedi-
ence,
Yet yield yourself to conscience's
rigid rale;
'If you can leave untouched the fruit
forbidden,
- And daily learn in virtue's humble
school; •
'If you canplay the game of life with
honor;
And, losing, be Inspired to etrlve the
more;
If you can teach men how to live life
better,
Tile world will beat a foot -path to
your door. .
—The Rev. Alati F. Bain.
•
.And hares' another sentence ytiu
may correct: "I know you owe, but
'keep the money. I don't need tt now."
Amt—"Why did you buy that re-
feree's whistle?" •
May—"I have a elate with a football
player to -night."
Once while walking through the
land of imagination, I saw a dull -eyed
Man, sitting atthe door of a entail,
dingy* cottage.
I asked—"Why are you so poor?"
Dull•Eyed Man (indignantly) —' "1
Pin not poor. There is coal under-
neath my garden -109,000 tons bf it "•
I asked: "Then why don't you dig
it up'"
Drill -Eyed Man—"Well, at present I
have no spade and I don't like dig:
ging."
On a recent trip of the Leviathan
a woman passenger gave birth to a
baby girl. As she was a poor woman
tho other passengers on the ship de-
cided to take up a coilectton•for the
baby. After the collection had been
taken up a meeting was held and the
chairman announced that the sum of
$476.02 had been collected.
Chairman — "From the odd two
cents, I take it that we must have a
Scotchman on board."
MaeDougal — "Yo're wrens about
that, Mr. Chairman. There's that o'
;us ou the ship."
Photographer—"Do you want a large
for small picture?"
Sitter—"A small one."
Photographer — "Then close ydur
Mount, please."
Life will not bo• one grand sweet
• 'song until some folks Who can't sing
stop trying.
Physic ;.rofessor - "Does anyone
'know anything about violet rays?"
Student—"I do, but I promised hot
to 'give her 'away."
"I guess the only reason I don't own
a sacred, white cow, confessed old
Ragson Tatters from Brushvillo, is be-
cause I have never been offered one
on easy payments."
Jefe--•"Say, Shorty, are you drinking
any more?"
Shorty—"Veil, not ally more, but
ehust as much.
"ICnow. thyself" is good advide so
king. as you are not advised to tell.
OTTAWA' TO SOLD BIG WINTER CARNIVAL
'Ottawa takes to the hills in earnest
when she holds her annual whiter car-
nival, which this year embraces a
complete week of sports events front
February 2• to February 7. There will
bo the •renewal of the 100•mile dog
derby for the Chateau Laurier $1000,
Gold Cup; National and International
speed skating races; ski jumping com-
petitions; fancy skating; international
hockey matches, arid, since the young
people are as ambitious as the grown-
ups, a junior dog derby for which boys
and girls of Ottawa and district towns
are now training their dogs.
Pliatoeralth's show, top: Internation-
al speed ekaters preparing for their
'championship race; Lower left, Emile
St. Godard, defender of the Chateau
Laurier Gold Cup which he won in
1930 hundred mile dog derby, and
right, one of the ski-jumping them -
pions of Canada going off the takeoff
at the Rockcliffe Park jump in an at-
tempt to establish now distance re-
cords:
Veteran Retires
Forty -live years of continuous se
vice with the Canadian Pacific Rail-
way earned rest and pension for Dugal
Carmichael, who reared December 31,
1930. More than half of his service
was as conductor on the' Montreal.
Toronto run and it was there that his
service ended on Now Year's dal,
when he brought his train for the'last
time to the Union Station. In addition
to his work as conductor, he was train-
master in 1904, assistant superinten-
dent in 1908 and then acting superin-
tendent and terminal superintendent,
but 111 health forced him 10 return to
the less strenuous duties of conductor
on his old run in 1917. Photograph
shows item signing in for the last time
on New Year's Day at the Toronto
Union Station.
Cause of High Blood •
-Pressure Due to ions?
• What are believed to be important
clues to the long-standing mystery of
why changes of weather affect many
human beings, like the rheumatic pa-
r acht
Eel a o
hleat;9 who can 0 an pP nG
atorm 'In their bones," are being dis-
'covered by the researches of a distin-
*tlshod German physician and'liray
specialist; Dr .Friedrich Dessauer, of
•Prankfurton-Main. Ten years ago Dr.
Dessauer conceived the idea that these•
effects -might be due to differences in
UM number or kind of ions in, the air,
Ions being electrified gas atoms•known
to vary in number and character from
time teltime and in different 'kinds of
weather. To test the idea, apparatus
alas been constructed to -manufacture'
` 'artiactal air containing definite num-
bers of ions of two kinds, those electri-
fried with positive electricity and those
(carrying negative electricity. Expert,
Intents oa animals have nova been ex-
(tendtended to healthy kuman;peinggs, An
ed
of negative lone, D . Dessauer
Inde, lowers the blood. pressure and-
(Melee the breathing slower.' An ex-
(cess of. positive ions, on the other
hand, raises the bloodpressureand
puickens the breathing. Other bodily
(effects are, now being investigated.
The number of ions in the. air is
known to vary not, only with the
Weather, but in .different localities,
like the mountains and the seashore.
lleositive ions are known to be plenti-
ful in city smoke, which. possibly may
help to explain the many cases ot•high
(blood pressure iu modeea cities,'
Overwork or Worry
Taxes the Health,, of Thousands
of Young Girls
A Simple Treatment
kW Cayen's Colds
Cold in the head es very common at
this time of year, especially itt the
very young, Neglect of a cold le prone studying this organ in the heaths of
to load to serious cousoquenrrv.'fo clogs. leis findings were reported as
relieve all congestion of the system including the discovery of certain
Discovers Control Seat
Of Glandular Activities
Tile "tuber cinereum" a small pro-
jection from the lease of the brain, bus
been discovered, so he believes, to be
the seat of the control for gland activi-
ties by Professor L. 0. Morgan, of the
University of Cincinnati, who has been
is the fl t 1 atop in treating a cold,
whether iu infants or adults. For the
veryyoung, Baby's Own Tablets are tate
ideal means of doing' this. Containing' glands and the thyroid standee'
no narcotic or other harmtul drugs Professor Morgan has found,this or -
they soothe the child's fretfulness, re gan in tete body of rats and even men
Neve its suffering and ensure coaval- to be full of these cells. Ila recalls
oscence. that experts have already discovered
Baby's Own Tablets aro without au that disease or disturbance of this
equal for relieving indigestion, colt- organ often causes body changes, trot
etipatiou and colic. They chock dear- and cold flashes, changes in blood pres-
rhooa; break up colds and simple fee- sure and changes in eye pupil size,
ors; promote Iteattlt-giving sleep and which were thought to be controlled
make the dreaded teething period by glandular activity.
easy. They aro sold by all medicine This brain cell activity indirectly
dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box guides almost every bodily function
from The Dr. Williams, Medicine Co., through the direct control of these
Brookville, Oat. functions by gland chemicals sent out
in the blood like tvrittea messages
Northern Pines carrying orders to tate many organs of•
the body.
These gaunt trees, these green, route --4,---
• elbowed towers, Mexican Journalists Demand
Sli"elt one lanes and make our houie-
The Little 'Field. Answered
It was the womlin's first- evening
at the ranch• of her Montana`cousin,
to which she r.liad come oa a visit.
As childrenthey had played together
in their native-. Maine village, but
Since those days had, known.. one an--
other.
n=other, only throagh letters.
"Are you 'toe much ot a teaderfoot
to take a short • ride, with me after
supper?" hQ.aslced, as they stood ou
the front veranda awaiting the call
to .the evening meal.
"I anl ready to prove .to you that,
1•. am' not a tenderfoot at all," silo
promptly returned, "Just what do
,you mean. by ride? Do we• go by.
motor, by airplane, by water, by
land?"
"Guess again, cousin. You've for-
gotten that you are in 'montane. We
ego ' on horses:".
An, hour later found them :on their
ten -mile rlde to what the 'man -refer-
groups of living cells which control
the secretion of body chemicals by the
various glands, including bio adrenal
So,that, was it: It was the con=
quest. of the soil that had held him
there. Almost as he finished speak -
14, the horst passed through a,
thick growth 01 cottonwood and wil-
lows that bordered the 'river. The
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bpslneas for youl•eelf•—wa tial i au8
irnapce, You: We are doing buelness ntt
over Canada and overywllere. mora ort ant,
bitten aro.`suceeeding, clonesty° 'and
required,
rness "10 work 0011-' quallacatioes
required,. Write at ,once to t mplrgrtient
annger, P.O. Box 6d'G, Montreal, Dept,
Mian and woman looked oven a. golden a n
esf
sea .of ripened wheat, Instinctively
they pulled rein. Twort MnCIIIWI oat 3IANDMNITTXcfGh
As far as ill
•"A.lt Wool' "Silk and'Wool,"
e eye could perceive: "Old Tyme', an colors, lac ffi: ap,
was a yellow expanse, uabrolcen by Samples free. Stocking & 'yarn MUNI
trees, by fences, by buildings. On Dept, T. Ornlia, Ont.
the Western horizon the foothills,
now high, no* love, were buttressed
against a crimsoning sky. To the
east the Rocicies were high and, jag-
,getl; but clothed in fold ou fold 'of
purple. velvet.
At the horses' feet , grew .bunch
grass and sagebrush, along' the ridge
of the river bank. The immediate
foreground of fulhipe .reheat shone.
like .burnished gold. The air was
red Co as "the little field." The crisp and fresh. A.glory of amethyst
horses; 'saddle horses slender of and blue rose from' the undulating sea
build and sure Of foot, trotted' aloryg of grain.. The horses,. growing im-
au untraveled, dirt road. As they patient at the silence, pawed the
rode, the man and woman bridged, earth. But the riders were relnot-
over the years. that lay between their ant to leave the vista of promise,
childhood and their• maturity. with its ricliuess and stillness. Then
"And' now tell me;" 'she asked, 'came a -natural cuestiou from the
"something about this country and ; tenderfoot.
what. keeps you 'here, away from us� "Why. do you call this the little
It f everything." • field?"
a away rem every un
`The man was silent for several moi I "Because there are only two thou-
ments, and grave;. then he smiled, sand acres in this tield; he answer -
asks m,
as one smiles at "a child ,who ; ed, unconscious of the effect of such
asks a question, with little 'under.' figures on 'nue unfamiliar with the.
standing back otelt, • great spaces of the West.
.answer that question your. They turned the horses' head to -
"You'll
self, I think, before you havo been ward homer . The woman, looking
here long. Knowing how you value I again on the glory of tate scene, was
essentials, I think I: am safe in as- , reminded of the Psalms.
sinning that when you have seen a 1 will not ask you again;' she said,
bit of things, you will understand l "tvhy You remain here. The tittle
Osld rias answered me: '—The Citrist-
iau Science Monitor.
The Orchard
estads snug; Greater "Freedom of Press"
They halve brash winter with a Mexico City.—Freedom et tate press
boughy shrug was the principal topic discussed at
Or double springtime in. their singing the National Journalism Congress, at -
bowers, tended by representatives of leading
And scorning all the arguments of newspapers 'throughout the republic,
stormwhich has just adjourned in Mexico
Protect the owl and keep winged City. A'tentative amendment to Con-
' beauty warm. stitutional articles 0 and 7, .which
• dealt with freedom of thought and
For them the year has only upreache speech, was adopted by the congress,
ing days; . .and a committee was named to 'Present
They draw earth's secret from ,the. it before Congress at its next session.
stony deep ' One of the points of the amendment
And bear it iu their hearts, as soft .ae Project provides that "free: criticism of
sleep, the acts of public employees and oftl-
Or build with it towards heaven, seek- cials is au essential element of every
ing the blaze, democratic regime, and.for this reason
Of universal - noon or star -spread never can' be .considered as criminal
stream any allusions, assertions, information,
or comments relative to their public
lifer' -
what keeps me content away from
everything—as. though one could be
away from everything in these days
with air mail service, radio and the
automobile. It was different when I. Dark Hesperian leaves upon thick
came into the Vdlley twenty-five boughs,
years ago. I arrived in Butte with 1 Dark lovely boughs tiling With the
exactly seventy-five 'cents, the clothes , year's ripe fruit.
that I wore and an enormous stock Still, unstirred by the Mad, len`, ye
of courage and determination to' own-, spread
a ranch in this Valley, or know the Green lovely shapes low over Pan's
reason why." ! soft flute.
"You haven't -had to know the rea-
son why, have you? Dew did you Titrou. h interstices biotrhe l among
de it?" , deep green, •
"In the beginning I went to work Fall of the moon, full of tate sett
by the day. Then because I liked flute's sound,
folks and had a knack of getting Pale occasional stars flicker. Deep
along with men I took over the job down,
of line boss, when they first put the "Pan's shilling eyes gleam from the
telegraph through this, section. After • moon -flecked ground. '
that I could get credit at the banks; —Romer Wilton, in The Saturday
I took up land, using botlt.my. home- Review.
stead rights and my timber rights;
That lifts, them, rooted—like the
In the "teen-age" years when school' things we dream,
or office work is exacting and outside --'p, Morris Lougstreth.
activities use • up go much energye •4
many girls undermine their; health and Dee
spoil their' happiness. for year°. The Japanese p to y
conte, It is said that, the `Japanese work -
At such a time Dr. Williai ta' Plnk l ing-clase crowd is the .only one in •the
t
r from which there is no odou ,
Pelle will be found most valuable. world >'
They purify and enrich the blood; 1 When one learns about their social
build up the nerve cells and correct i habits and about the .important part
run-dowanondition& Concerning them the soap and water bath ploys in'the
Miss Margaret Torrey, Indian 'Road, daily life'or the very poorest in that
Toronto, Ont., says: "When I was at- I country, one la not surpriseii. The
"tending high'iichool I suBfered;a com- natives are ecrupulousiyeclean;-and
oleic breakdown; My heart wonid pal.' every opportunity is given them to
pitate at the least exertion; I 'could be so,
not sleep and nothiugvl ate agreed I' There are ' many public bathe, just
with ane. I began taking Dr. Williams', vats • unk in the ground; .• but. before
'Pink Pills and before long I gained using The commuhity bath they soap
hi weight and every distressing:symp• thoroughly and wash from Little
tom left me." wooden -tubs hard by.The Jap -
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are. sold by anese have no false modesty; men
medicine dealers or by mail 'at 50 and women, boys and girls, all bath
cents a , box from The ,Dr. Williams' 01 the same time—a bamboo pole
Co., Brockville, Ont. across the bathing house marks the
, dividing line for the sexes. •
Fern Bath In country inns washing takes
Once a week give your tetras a both. place in the entrance hall, where, as
Set them in the tub. had turn the a rule, are found a wooden trough
shower bath on gently, using the cold and a number of brass basins, to.
water. It washes the leaves and -other 'with stubby brushes.
010letens the dirt just like a good `rain But the Japanese aloes not stop at
would do, washing his body clean; he is very
„ particular abdltt his garments, and
• • after a long journey'a rickshaw run -
Stained - 'Necks
unStained"Necks nee will take the opportunity. when
If your necklace "comes off on your treating of not only having a bath,
neck" and leaves,a dark ring around but of washing his clothes. Spread
your neck, dip it, into shellac. This ing thein out 0n. boards,he soaps,
keeps it from tarnishing or marking scrubs, and rinses them, and if they
the shin, are not sufficiently • dry for the re -1
turn run he brings out a second suit)
from under the seat of the rielcsltaw4
ice and span as when he
audisass t p
P
started in the inornfug: -"Tit-Bits." I
I bought all that I could swing: Traffic control , ht Landoll :streets
worked from early until late, sum• calls for the cervices et nearly 1,500
mer and winter, ou the ranch, in the policemen.
store, on the road. When, a few
Years later, I had put by ogougl
n1011ey, I returned to my first love—
agriculture, Up to that time it was
generally conceded that this was a
prime country for stock raising, but
not a farming land. From the first
-1 believed that it could become a
wheat belt. That project offered as
much of a lure to me as did ever the
Prospect of gold to the thousands
who trekked to the . Klondike. As
you see, I was not mistaken. I was
a pioneer In wheat raising in the Val-
ley, but today—well, today, it is
wheat for which the Valley is re-
nowned."
England Plans More
Television Broadcasts
London. —'Plans for next year's
broadcasting in England call for closer
co-operation, between officials of the
British. Broadcasting. Corporation and
the Baird' television group preparatory
to developing television broadcasts,
Advanced experiments with the
Baird process have been conducted by
P. B. C., officials: of which announce
the system will be employed ,in con-
notionwith sound broadcasting as
soon as 'possible.
British Potato Yield Declines
London.—A reductional 1,008,000
-tone, or 85 per cent., in the potato
crop of England and Wales for 1930
is reported by .the, Ministry of Agri-
culture. The total crop is estimated
at 2,602,000 tons, compared with last
year's 3,688,000 tons.
Ile who thinks he is raising a mound
"Science will cure unemployment." may only in reality be digging a pit.—
--Charles M. Schwab. Chinese Proverb. •
CHAPPED SIM
bilutaMinard'a ,with one-half
sweet oil or cream. Apply
once a day. For Frost [lite
use the L,a,ment treaty and
undiluted.
No trouble. Very healing 1
fr
k r ttSa'.P,7 yk:
after eati
WHAT many call'•"iadigestion" is
very often nothing btlt excess acid
in the stomach. The stomach nerves
have been over -stimulated, and food
sours. ,The corrective is an alkali,
which ;neutralizes welds instantly.:
'The tient alkali kuowu to medical
science is Phillips' Milk -of Mag-
nesia. It has remained the stand-
ard anti -acid with physicians fn the
50 -year's since its invention,
One spoonful of this harmless,
tasteless alkali .will neutralize in-
stantly many times as }ouch acid,
and the' symptoms disappear at citta.
Made in Canada
g
65000
-PHILLIPS
oy.oirtste,
For Troubles
due to Acid
INDIGESTION
SOUR STOMACH
HEARTBURN
CONSTIPATION
t'u_NAUSEA
once. You will never use crude
methods when once you learn the
efficiency of this more pleasant
way. A small bottle is sufficient to
show its merit. •
'Bo -sure to get genuine Phillips'
Milk of 14laguesia " prescribed by
physicians foe more than 50 year's
in correcting excess acid. 50c a
bottle; any drugstore. Complete
directions• for- its many uses are
enclosed with every bottle.
Tis Genuine Milk of Magnesia
is eltuails a' iiquiel—neves' a.tCblel.
Look for the Phillips' varve on
b
DREADF GOING TO tNGLAND
LiiiiiI6ge Always Crippled Wim,
NOW KRIeSCIECi KEEES
811 FREE
England hasn't any • monopoly in
Lumbago. Yet, although this engineer •
• has iived'in many parts of the world,
it was always ,when he went home to
England that lumbago attacked 'him.
Eventually he tried. ICruschen,• and
now—living permanently id England-
keeps free from. his old trouble.` Ile
Fives us permissioitto publish this:—
some time ago spent ten years
For Instant in China; and every time I came home
t � I ' en legve I was crippled with lumbago.
About nine years ago I came to tg
Bngland to reside Permanently. Wish -
Ease From
idle ing to' keep clear o4 the trouble,
COUGHING i d1le started a course of your Kruschen
.Salts exactly as prescribed on the
label, taking same in my breakfast
coffee each day. During these nine
years, apart from one mild attack
about four years ago, I have been
entirely free. from Lumbago and in
good health. You may make what
use you wish of the above, with the
understanding that my name isnot
published."• --N.: B., A.M.I.L,11.
Lumbago, Rheumatism - and all
otlher'guric acid complaints can be
traced—in nine cases out of ten—to
intestinal staeis (delay), Poisons bred
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ISSUE No. 4- -'31
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List or "Wanted lm'entluns"
and Full Information Sent' Free
bra - Itenuest.
THE RAPRaAY CO., Dept. W,
073 Sank St,. Ottawa, Ont.
re L3R set
ABY ills and ailments seem twice
as serious at night. A sudden my
may mean colic. Or a sudden attack
of diarrhea. "I -bow would you meet
this emergency—tonight? Have you a
bottle of Castoria ready?
For the protection of your wee
one—for your own peace of mind—
keep this old. reliable preparation
always on band. But don't keep it
just for emergencies; let it be an
everyday aid. its gentle influence
will case and soothe the infant who
cannot sleep. Its mild regulation will
help an older child whose tongue is
coated because of sluggish bowels.
All druggists have Castoria,
doer
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TII 31111, Ave.. New York
Protect your side, scalp and hair from
infection and waist the pores in the
elimination of waste by daily 11141 of
Cmigieca11aix@ Swap
elms. Eves ywhore
Five Boys --
Best Evidence.
Mra. Corcoran, of Leigh, writes:—
"I suffered with biliousness accom-
panied by sick headaches for days
at a time, and every medicine I
tried failed to bring relief. A friend
gave me some of your wonderful
Carter's Little Liver Pills and the
first dose gave me great relief. For
three years I have taken them every
night as a regulator and I find they
prevent these bilious and sick head-
ache attacks: I have five little boys
and I give them three or four every
week. I have great faith in them."
Take Carter's Little Liver Pills.
All druggists' 24 and 75 t red pkgs.
661 was very weak after an op-
eration. My nerves were so bad
1 would sit down and cry and
my husband would not go out
and leave me alone. Now my
nerves are much beiier, thanks
to a booklet that was left
udder the door. Lydia E. Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound
stitch; put rue on my reet. I
Ihave taken eight bottles. My
is the aeetlniulated waste enter the
blood and cause all kinds of trouble.
The unfailing effect of Kruselhen is to
rid the intestinal tract of all clogging
wagte platter. Your pains ease, thele
disappear. And so long as a condition
of internal cleanliness is"tnaintained
by the little daily dose," you will
really enjoy lite—because the sire
salts in Kruschen keep the system
sweet and clean—the eyed bright and
the brain active and alert.
1 rusohen Salts it obtainable et all
Drug Stores at 450, end 75c. per bottle,
ftiende tell mel look time, My
sister has taken this medicine
too."—Mrs. Annie Walton, 67
Stanley St., Kingston, Ontario.
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