The Clinton News Record, 1930-09-18, Page 3"THRILLING" . , . 25 YEARS AGO!
Nhen the unsophisticated "buggy -ride" was providing trans-
portation thrills a quarter of a century ago, men were getting:; ;.
their first real smoke thrill from Wilson's 13achelor-100%
Havana fihler—cigar Buggy rides are now a thing of the
past .but, today, foil wrapped to preserve •freshness, Wilson's
Bachelor is smoked more extensively and better liked than
any other ten cent cigar:
•
individually
foil wrapped
iop
and in pocket
pa ks.of five
ACHELOR
Stiilrl. most for the money
BobbeHair aig, D.� e I again. Keep a special comb for your
d k Y 'i handbag, and a bigger and more im-
'ot Need Brushing? portant one to keep your brush coat-
i
A� Brushing? i many. Never ou any account leave,
hair combings in your comb. It is
It may be imagination, but with the an unhealthy, dust -collecting habit,
coming and staying of short bair, the I besides being' an extraordinarily un -
brush and comb seem to have fallen sightly one. I.eep a hair tidy of some
iuto neglect. A regrettable thing, for description handy or, if you use a
If these fall into neglect the hair fabs waste paper -basket in your bedroom,
into neglect, too, and is swift to show deposit your hair combings there.
signs of it, just as it Is swift to re- Last but not least, have a brueh and
Mud to care and attention. comb bag. A square of checked ging-
Long hair always seems to receive ham left over from one of your summer
more brushing than short hair, but frocks will make an admirable one if
elicit hair has the advantage that It you have not one already, Keep your
is easier to brush it upwards as well brush and comb in tits, and so keep
as dotvawards. It very good for the them free from dust. The habit of
hair to brush. it from the nape of the leaving a brush and comb out on the
neck nn7lards—Lhe wrong way ofthe dressing table or chest of drawers is,
hair, as it were. another unhealthy and dust -gathering
The stiff bristled brush is always one, Brushes and combs, like most
best for the hair unless the hair is ex- other toilet accessories, are best kept
ceptioually flue end comes out a good' out of sight, and safe from harm's way
deal. Ifair is apt to conte out in tate is your dressing table drawer.
epring now autumn when. new hair is
growing end the dead hair automati-
cally gives place to it, but .itis is noth-
Mg to worry about. When hair conies
out habitually it is wise to abaadon how touch money you've got is the
anything in the way of vigorous brush.- bank; you may not have a cent there
ing for the time being; it is also wise and still be worth quite a lot.
to try to fled some remedy, of course. A number of scientists have rddent-
Brushes should be washed as often ly been trying to get out figures as to
the average economic value of each of
us, According to them, a man of
thirty is worth $11,850 c the country
o which he belongs, and a woman of
the sante age is Worth $9,45.
The figure, however must vary from
Individual to individual. A otever
Venter or organizer whether man or
woman, must be worth Ear more to the
State than any ordinary percon can
ever hope to be. But the feminists
Combs must be cleaned even more who claim "equal pay" for men and
frequently, for with short hair they women may note that science seems
seem to be its almost perpetual use, to think that, on the Average, members
and once they get clogged with dust 02 the sterner sex are wornh more.
you can never be quite sure that the,
,dust does not go back into the hair
ONE UP FOR ADAM
How much are you worth?"
No, this isn't another way of asking
as the hair is washed, or, more often
If the hair is not washed every fort-
night
ortnight or so. Clean brushes help to
keep the hair clean. Aiwvays rinse the
brushes la cold water, standing „the
bristles downward in the water. This
helps to keep the bristles stiff, When
silver brushes are being washed care
should be taken to keep their frames
out of the water,
Best Out of Sight
Minard's Liniment for Foot Ailments.
Op tea syto
IPS
F ?'5-attl,fe®
due to. Acid.
'., INDIGESTION
p.OID 5'rO1NAGN
}1UARRi0RN
HEADACMC
tinsss•nnuseA_
Many people, two hours after eating,
jeuffer indigestion as they call it, it is
;Usually excess acid. Correct it with
On alkali, The best way, the quick,
airmless and efficient way, is Phillips'
lk of Magnesia. It lilts remained
torso years the standard with physi-
;elans, One spoonful in water neutral -
User many times its volume in stomach
acids, and at once. The symptoms dis-
Meeir in five minutes.
You will never use crude methods
when you know this better method.
And you will never suffer from excess
acid when you prove out this easy to -
lien, Please do that—for your own
sake—now.
' Be sure to get the genuine Phillips'
Milk .of Magnesia prescribed by physi-
cians for 50 years in correcting excess
acids. Each bottle contains full direc-
tions—any drugstore,
High School Boards and Boards ' of Education
Are authorized by law to establish
INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND
ART SCHOOLS
With the approval of the Minister of Education
DAY AND EVENING CLASSES
may be conducted in accordance with the regulations issued by
the Department of Education.
THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRU:OTiON
is given In various trades. The schools and classes are under tie
direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE. -
Applicatton for attendance should be made to then"Prinblpal
of the school.
COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD
SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provided .
for in the Courses of Study in Public, Separate, Continuation and High
Schools, Collegiate institutes, Vocational Schools and Departments.
Copies of the Regulations Issued by the Minister' of Education may be
obtained from the Deputy Minister, Perllament Buildings, Toronto,
12 -MILLION -YEAR-OLD LOG
FOUND BURIED IN BASALT
A log of a seven -foot tree, found 150
feet lrelow the bed of the Yakima
River, in the State of Washington, and
estimated to be 12,000,000 years old,
was reported last week by the Depart-
ment of Agriculture at Washington.
The tog was found when a tunnel was
being bored under the river by the
United States Reclamation Service.
Arthur Koehler, expert on wood
identification, designated the tree as
a species 0f sequoia. It lay in solid
basalt, believed to have been poured
out of one of the Columbia plateau
voleauoes.
Give Confidence
To Young Mothers
A simple and safe remedy for the
common ilk of babyhood and child-
hood should be kept in every home
where there is either a baby or a
young child. Often it is necessary to
give the little ones something to
break up a cold, allay fever, correct
sour stomach., stud banish the irrita-
bility that accompanies the cutting of
teeth.
Experienced mothers always keep
Baby's Own Tablets in the home as a
safeguard against the troubles that
seize their little ones so suddeuly and
the young mother can feel reaeonably
safe witit a box of these Tablets at
hand and ready for emergencies,
Baby's Own Tablets are a mild but
thorough laxative that act without
gripping and they are absolutely guar-
anteed free from opiates or other
harmful" drugs. They are sold by
medicine dealers or by mail at 25
cents a box from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Out.
1 CANNOT TELL.
I cannot tell how all the stars
Retain their rhythmic way,
Or hofv the sunset's golden bars
Shut out the Light of day—
Bat I eau tell when loving eyes
The secrets of my heart surprise.
I cannot tett stow migrants wing
Their course o'er laud and sea,
Or how returning 'snmtners bring
Their bounteous 'gifts to me—
But I can tell how love for love
O'er all earth's treasures ranks above.
I cannot tell how this round earth
Revolves about the sun,
Or how tie autumn's priceless worth
From clod and clay is won-
But I can tell how kindness may
Fill life with sunshine every day.
—A. B. Cooper in "Tit -Bits."
PLAYING WITH TOTO
The old lady was sitting on a bench
near the eighth green of the golf
'course,
Presently an unseen golfer bit a
'ball onto the green, and Toto, the old
Iady's dog, ran out and promptly
seized it.
The next moment the golfer came.
over the crest of a Bili and began
waving his arms and shouting indig-
nantly.
"Put the ball down, Toto," cried the
old -lady. "Isere acmes the kind.gen-
tlew.an to knock it for you again."
Among what is the "car -
purchasing" classin Great Britain,
tea Motor -cars are bought for every
baby born. , .,' 7n
Silinard's Liniment aids tired feet.
Lawyer;' ."I-Iave you ever been in
jail?" Witness: "Yes, sir, ouoe."
"Ail Per how long?" "Long enough
to whitewash a cell which was to 'be
occupied by a Lawyer who had robbed
dozetie.ofhi$ clients;"
Louisiana Honors Ev;fngeline'
ICirtles and Normandy caps, the traditional dress of the Evangeline pe -lad,
Were the Oficial costume of this group of pretty girls, who formed an im-
portant and .attraetive section of Louisiana's delegation of Medians to Grand
Pre, N S:, on August 20, for the celebration of the 176th anniversary of the
expulsion of the Acadian, held under the auspices of the Dominion. Atlantic
Railway. a.Tfie group posed for the camera •beside the memorial church in
Grand Pro Park, centre of the festivities, which were attended by Acadian
front all parts of the United btates and Canada, Official Dominion and pro-
viucial, Preach and American representatives were in attendance.
Owl . Laffs
Farming is man's most delightfui
occupation—If he can sit in the shade
and get somebody else to do it,
Carl—"May I hold your hand?"
Helen—"Are you frightened?"
A lot of week -end wrecks are caused
by week -end drivers,
Vitamines and Calories.
Methuselah ate what he found om his
plate,
And never, as people do now,
Did he note th(amount of the calorie
count,
He ate it because it was chow.
He wasn't disturbed, as at dinner he
sat,
Destroying a roast or a pie,
To thialt It was lacking in granular
fat
Or a couple of vitamins shy.
He cheerfully chewed every species of
food,
Untroubled by worries or fears,
Lest his health might be hurt by some
fancy dessert, • •
And he lived over lilac hundred
--- years.
The folks who find fault with the
modern dances are either old or fat,
or both, Yeah, you bet.
"Darling," he cried, falling on his
knees and covering her little white
hands with icisses, "can't you see that
I love you?"
She drew herself up to her full
height. "Welt," eke said, "I should
'tate to thank this was just your way
of behaving in company."
We can hardly claim to be civilized
until a -e abolish the present day
funeral expenses.
The Seven 'Mistakes
There are seven mistakes of life
that many of us Make, said a famous
writer, and then he gave the following
list:
1. The delusion that individual ad-
vancement is made by crushing others
down.
2. The tendency to worry about
things that cannot be changed or cor-
rected.
3. -Insisting that a thing is impos-
sible because we ourselves cannot ac-
complish it,
4. Refusing to set aside trivial lire-
fereuees ,iu order that important
things may be accomplished.
6. Neglecting development and re-
finement of the mind and not acquir-
ing the habit of reading and study.
0. Attempting to compel other per-
sons to believe and live as ve do.
7. The failure to establish tate habit
of saving money.
Aunt Martha (shopping for a par-
rot)—"Now can -you assure me it isn't
given to the use of shocking language?
Witet'e did you get it?
Proprietor—"From a sailor, ma'am.
But—"
Aunt Martha -"Oh that's all right.
Suet so you didn't get it front one of
those flappers."
An ice cream vendor's pushcart in
Richmoud, Ind,, bears this sign: Give
Your Tongue a Sleigh ride. Ice Cream
Cones, 5" Cents.
•
The modern girl never worried
about her complexion going flat. She
always carries a spare.
Analogy
Louise is beautiful, but too slow;
She shakes her head who'll entreat;
She's like a Florida bungalow—
Modern, but no heat.
•
A woman says it is impossible to go
through life without telling a flb. She
says she just has to say something
nice about her husband once in a
while.
Credit Customer—"I'm not the worst
liar in town."
Mercant—"Ott the contrary, you are
best;'
•
Alt ounce of sileuce is worbh a tori
of explanations.
He who laughs lest sometimes gets
the horse laugh for being so dumb i.e
couldn't see the joke at first. .
0
Practice Needed
• Wilson was .suffering badly at the
heads of the barber. After the third
cut' he decided- to make a protest.'
"I say, my man," he said, "I notice
you have a sign outside your shop,
'We Aim to Please'," •
'Thais light' let3pb1ec the barbeg
merrily, t thaVri out %Ma.
• "Then don't you think you'd betteil
take a day or two off for target prac-
tice?' came the customer's retort.
Inhale MInard'o-Lininie. for Asthma.
ISSUE No. 38--.'30 1
Do You Value
Your Health?
If your health is poor; if you are
pale, nervous and easily tired; if you
'suffer from headaches and backaches;
if your digestion Is bad you enay de-
pend upon it that these symptoms
come from an impoverished state of
the blood, That unless this condition
is remedied a complete breakdown
may follow. Dr, Williams' Pink Pills
are a perfect medicine for any one
in ibis condition. They enrich and
Purify the blood and thus promote
health and strength,
Mrs. G. M. Andrews, Halifax, N.S.,
writes;—"I always keep Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills in the house. When I was
a young, anaemic girl, they completely
restored by health. Atter marriage
my health broke down and once more
these pills brought me back to health.
My friends all tell me how well I look
and for this Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
deserve ail credit"
You can get these pills at all medi-
cine dealers or by mall at 50 cents a
box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co. Brockville, Ont.
THRIFT WITH COLD VEGETABLES
Too many vegetables are sometimes
cooked in the best regulated houses.
Far too often, also, these are thrown
away as uneatable when, with a very
little trouble, they could be made very
palatable.
Cold greens, for instauce, should be
placed in a saucepan of boiling water
and covered for two minutes, The
water should then be strained front
then., and when the vegetables are
served they will be found to be as
good as when first cooked.
It is quite useful to keep carrots
ready dressed for use in an emergency.
Tltey should be cut in round pieces
about an inch thick, and warmed in
butter sauce or thick gravy. Cold car-
rots may also be cut into any shape to
servo with ragouts or hashes, or they
may be cut into narrow strips and
used in soups. To give parsnips a
second 112e they should bo 'mashed
with batter, milk, and salt, and heated
in the oven in a small buttered basin.
Onions, of course, do not look well
when they are re warmed, as they are
likely to turn black. They will do
nicely for flavoring soups or curry,
however, provided that they are placed
in when the soup or curry ie boiling.
Potatoes can be served for second
time in a variety of ways. Mashed
and mixed with a little milli and water
they can ho formed into buttered
shapes, floured and browned in the
oven, or before the lire. When they
are whole they can also be dipped in
bacon fat or dripping, sprinkled with
salt and floured, and baked Iu the oven
in a tin. Another way to deal with
potatoes when cold is to fry thein in
batter. To do this they should be cut
lute rather thick slices and slipped iu-
to a mixture madeby beating an elfg
with a tablespoonful of flour and a
tablespoonful of colrl water, and then
tried in plenty of tat,
Mtnard's Liniment a household friend.
"If the workers put'as ntuelt inter:,
est into their politics as they do into
their football matches We could alter
the fade of England in the next 10
years,"—Ellen Wilkinson, M.P.
ATE N TS
List of "Wanted Inventions"
andis ull Information Sent b'ree
on Request.
TBF1''DANts,A7r 00., Dept. W,
ala /tank St, Ottawa, Ont.
The Perfumed Touch that
Makes rotor Toilet Complete'
Cutici i a
Talcum Powder
neficatety .7lydk.lerl ow! d ottiseplla
DO YOU �"
SUFFER FROM •
CONSTIPATION?
Countless remedies are advertised
for constipation. Many relieve for
the moment but they are habit form-
ing and must be continued. Others
contain calomel and dangerous min-
eral drugs, which remain in the sys-
tem, settle in the joints and cause
aches and pains. Some are harsh
purgatives which cramp and gripe
and leave a depressed after effect.
Avoid lubricating oils which only
grease the intestines and encourage
,r,pftprc';3:rg;ici3inery ttQ boconlf lOtY• . rr
A; pure y'wegettable laxat v Ilion
as Carter's Little Liver Pills, gently
touelz'es the liver, bile starts to flow,
the bowels stove gently, the intestines
are thoroughly cleansed aud.constipa
tion poisons pass away. The stomach,
liver and bowels are now active and
the system enjoys a real tome effect.
All druggists 25c and 75c red pkgs.
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APPLE CIDER
Through its amber sweetness there
are'pink boughs blowing,
And a rain -of blossoms, blurring an
old !till,
And in tits.clustereti bubbles there is
sunlight showing,
And the moonlight of many a night,
lingering still.
There is tang of autumn in its clear,
gold gleaming,
The scent of ripe apples, heavy
down the wind,
And the grey beauty of a winter or-
chard dreaming,
Its heavy burdens lifted, its heavy
branches thinned.
There is more than cider lit this bot-
tled treasure—
All my girlhood dances through. it
glad and free;
The wild exhilaration that 1 know be-
yond all measure
Laughs its golden laughter across
tate years to me.
Orchards of my youth float bbere, and
my heart goes leaping,
At a spray of blossoms or where red
globes swing—
Apple eider? apple cider holds with
its keeping
Every old time autumn, and every
old time sitting.
—By Grace Noll Crowell, la the New
York Herald Tribune.
Hay Fever
and catarrh are offensive ail-
ntents. Heat and iaitale Minards's
a few tines daily, as for colds.
It stimulates and relieves the
membrane,
"Biologists can be as sensitive to
heresy as theologians. --H. G. Welts,
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A. O. LEONARD, Inc.
70 Rib Ave., New lock City
Caused by Blood pressure
Doctor ordered Krtsschen
"Five years ago this mount I had
a serious attack of blood pxcss'ire, Lund
my medic -al tnan ordered me to .nice
TCruschen Salts dally. lsvirtrutly I
am a stubborn subjeet, beeanst. i use
every morning a small tevtspt:Wel
and a half in a glass of het caste., end
, this ants splendidly mud creeps my
' !tend right. If I don't have the notion
mentioned, I feel cold, stupid and
liable to fall from dizziness. There-
fore I can't do without my Rrt,sebcn
on any necuunt. Some tbn.: hago II
tried some outer stilts which were
cheaper, but they pained me so much
that I laid to stop then.. There is
no pain with linisehen,. I hove told
hundreds of my little w-oncter•wuri ung
bottle" --(1S. h, lrrt;;useon.;e
Dizziness is a sytnlitoln of a deeper -
seated disr•rtier. It :s opt of Nature's
daa"e.r .iign ,Ie -'iter agent a''tei is of
an nnpure bkmti-gtrea:n 171i12,,"" H not
attended M in. time, may w--cic the
entire lienith with sumo dauge:uus,
indeed Si:bloats, disease. The sin: salts
in. Hrusci.en keep the bleotl-stream
pure and vigorous by ensuing the
complete elimination of lnolsenons
waste chatter from tise.system every
day.
sti ss
I1iL17REN will fret, often for no
apparent reason. But there's al-
ways Castoriat Harmless as the recipe
on the wrapper; mild and bland as it
tastes. But its gentle action soothes
a youngster more surely than a more
powerful medicine.
That's the beauty of this special
children's remedy! It may be given
the tiniest infant—as often as there
is need. In cases of colic, diarrhea or
similar disturbance, itis invaluable.
A coated tongue calls for just, a few
drops to ward off constipation; so
does' any suggestion of bad breath.
Whenever children don't eat well,
don't rest well, or have any little
upset—this pure vegetable prepara
tion is usually all that's needed.
"In May and June 1iwas
badly rundown and had faint
spells until it was a drag to do
my work. In July and August I
didn't seem to pick up so I de•
cided to try Lydia E. Pink-
hant's Vegetable Compound
because 1 saw 11 advertised. I
took two bottles and now I am
the picture of health. i feel
fine, do all my work and milk
two cows. If any woman
writes, I will certainly answer
her lettea "—Mrs. George R.
Gillespie, .l'urtnichy, Saskatche-
wan.
APPLICATIONS
Ara Filled As Far
As Passible in the
Order in Which
They Aro
Received.
APPLICATIONS
Ofier
ONTARIO Work Arey
DEPARTMENT Invariabl
OF AGRICULTURE Gjingvon Annualthe
Preference.
Farm Help Supplied
The Department of Colonization lture tor immigration
Ontarioo will have avai able a
number of 'Experienced Married Men With Their Wives
and Families—Merried Couples Without Chii4ren—
'7pn.t Alto Single Mott.
auvigerstoesuirnig"holo wilt be well
R a early spallanon to
Geo. A Elliott
)Irectpr of Colontz
\. F'abliatnent Bldgs..
Torsnto, OataElon.
File' Your
Amputation
at Once)
n.1. tr All Men
Placed Subject
to Trial Period
Minister of .Agriculture