The Clinton News Record, 1930-07-03, Page 3When
was 75. co lb bulk tea at
, or 5 ry c® looked cheap,
of con ,se® But now that
; 4 ROSE RED LABEL.
bought for 128
c.
Ib.
at any grocer's, few people will
be satiMfie to ,drink bulk tea.
Advantages For Apology
The . Children
Hilda Richmond
Mr. Schramm was rejoicing over his
wonderfully' good year in bustness,
more because of what he nould do for
ills children than for his own personal
benefits.
"I'm going to get the boys each a
tip top sled," he' confided to his wife
as December twenty-fifth approached.
"When I was a boy 1 had to make my
own things, and I want my children
to have some advantages. I well re-
member how it took four of us boys
to drag tlto heavy old eled we sobbled
together to the bill where we wanted
to slide,"
Santa Claus' was very generous to
the Schramm children, „and theitapar-
ants enjoyed the fun as much as they
did—winding toys and making wheels
go round on Christmas morning. It
was an ideal Christmas for Coasting,
so after dinner in company with a
number of neighborhood youngsters
the tlti'ee boys set out for the kill a
few blocks away,
"Let's go over and watch them,
Mary," saki Mr. Schramm. "We won't
let then see us, but I'd like to know
If they. are able to manage their new
sleds, this being the first winter we"ve
lived where they could coast. It's a
novelty to them, but their Dad coasted
from November till spring, year after
year, at his little farm Home."
Pour boys panted along near Mr.
and Mrs. Schramm with a homemade
Sled, Their caps were tied firmly
down with old *cog of flannel that
might have been a petticoat in former
days, and their hone -made mittens
wore clumsy and big. Mr. Schra:nut
looked at there with pity in his eyes
remembering his own limited outfit iu
boyhood. But the chattering boys
hurried merrily on. They reached the
brow of the hill out of breath and
throwing themselves face down on the
sled they flew like birds down the hill.
Back they came panting and instantly
every boy on' the hill. was bargaining
for a ride, Mr. Schrantm.becante in-
tensely interested. He and his wife
arrived in time to hear their own
children begging to go down just
once."
Catching sight of their father they
rushed to him to, say, "0, Papa, won't
you help us make a good sled like -
that? It le so much better than the
ones Santa Claus made!"
When Mr, and Mrs. Sohranim walk-
ed homeward atter watching the fun,
the fatherlaughed as he said; "Mary,
all my ideas of advantages have had
a severe jolt this afternoon: We'll be.
cheating our children, if we don't en-
eeuragO- therm to meet and overcame
difficulties."
"I'm glad' we've both found that out
betose the children are grown hp,"
said Mrs. Sehramut,-Issued by the
National Kindergarten Association, 8
West 40th Street, New York City.
These articles are appearing weekly
in our columns.
Masses Are Afraid
To Travel by Air?
Plain language islused by Major John
I. Jeffers of the Fortieth Division,
California National Guard,;bout safe-
ty iu flying, Ile points out' to avia-
tion• enthusiasts that, as a "emelt" is
always reported lu the newspapers.
with a refei'enee to previous elute ..ea,
tithe total effect is further to muter -
mine the public's Confidence iu the air-
plane as a safe medium of travel."
Nevertheless, he says, in an article in
Aviation, "the only way to stop news
of crashes is to stop the crashes.'
"Man in the Mass," writhe Majojr
Jeffers,' "is not air-minded—he le
glound-mtiuded." People naturally see
the inherent disadvantage of the Plane
in not being able to remain stationar7:
in the air in fog or in the darkness,
and he .compares it with the motor car
'or with a ship that can live through a
storm On the sea.'
It is demonstrable. that, while the
airplane has been brought to a high
degree of'peliebility, most aoeideutt
are due to what may be. called pilot
fat1ure, If the • helicopter principle
could be developed se as to bring the
airplane down slowly to a careful land-
ing, the problem of safety would be
solved.
•'
Minerd'e•Liniment Cheeks Colds.
Thank you for inviting me—1 had a
charnlieg time;
The people were delightful, the truf-
flea quite sublime;
We talked with wit and nonchalance
about the Latest Things,
Flashed our small importances, daelted
our costlystngs.
I left a little early—
I feel I should explain:
I had au old appointment
With my friend, the rain.
I ran outside your line house
And through your lordly park,
Up a road, across. a f131d,
Until, long after dark,
I reached a hill with ate tree.
Where_ the grass grow , long
And the rain. comes twinging down,
Wild and cool and strong.
I said, "Relioi—I'nt here agate!"
The grase was a wide sea,
I heard familiar greetings;
The rain spoke back to me
The Old way, and the wet loaves
Beat IIke a thousand wings.
We all talked very wisely
About the Ancient Things.
Thank you again for asking Pie. It
was, 1? I may say,
A Most successful party; and when I
fall away
It was because—because—Oh, how
can I explain?
Something to do %vntit me, something
to do with rapt,
--Doris Peel.
STURDY CHILDHOOD
The sturdy child—the bright, active
little chap Is the one everybody loves.
It is only tite sickly, fretful child who
Is not•attraetive. It is the birthright
Of every child to be sturdy and wall—
to be able to make everyone admire
him. Therefore, mothers, if yours is
not attractive it's your fault, not his.
He must be ailing and it is up to. you
to see that he gets relief—that he Is
given a medicine that will quickly,
make trim well and keep hint well.
Baby's Own Tablets are especially
designed for infants and young child-
ren. Titers is nothing to 'equal them
for correcting the irregularities of' the
stomach and bowels—the cause of
most of the ills from which little ones
'suffer, The Tablets .are sold by medi-
cine dealers or' by mail at 211 cents a
box from The Dr, Williams" Medicine
Co„ Brockville, Ont-
.Hardened Old Investor: "Did you
know wheat was down to a dollar?"
Greed One: "You don't 'say, I'd buy
some if I had any place to keep 11:"
Owl Lags
Titers don't so many false prophets
come in s'teep's clothing any more as'
they do in fancy vests and' spats.'
And - now we have the Scotchman
who hada bedi on his nock and con-
sulted a free-lance doctor.
What a Shame
A pretty young flapper of Savannah,
Stepped on the peel; of a banana,
Lost control `ofher' feet,
And took a hard' seat
Iu`a very undignitned mantle.
After a woman has 'tine floor and
runs on uninterruptedly, why does she
mutate' in 'her _extemporaneous ' digest
to ask: "Are you listening?"
Editor—"Flow's the new reporter? I
told him to'chndonse as much as Pas-
sible,"
Assistant --"He did. here's his- ac-
eount of yesterday's afternoon tea.
Mrs, Lovely poured, Mrs. Tabber'roar
ed, Mra, Duller bored, Mrs, Rasping
gored and Mrs. Plmponpoint snored,
Only the restaurant chef , knows
what he puts in his soup and he can't
remember. -
Boy—"Did you know that they had
discovered a new planet?"
His Chum -"No, le it anything like
spinach?"
What gives people the Willies? We
are not sure, but are inclined to sus-
pect the stork.
Dearne—"I made these biscuits toe
you all by myself."
Hubby—"That's very thoughtful of
you, sweetheart; but youshouldn't do
such heavy work.".
Late marriages are to be preferred
since the victims have so muck short-
er time in which to be tired of each
other,
Business Man—"What do you think
o.t the board of directors of thea new
company?"
Friend --"Half of them are capable
of nothing, while the rest are capable
of anything."
The plea of the fiendish murderer
is always for mercy. Something he
did not give himself.
The Miracle -300 women in Ike cast
and novo df then saying a word.
He—"To-nigh: I'm going to speak
my mind to 7011."
She—"Aren't you really 'going,* to
say anything?"
Advice -
My son, see that you don't believe
All that you hear, or you will grieve;
You'll find so many people know
So many things that are not so.
Meet "Laundry," boys, she's always
Called for and deli; Bred.
Nothing is so worthle i as a direc-
tory of fence who never stay put long
enough to be counted,
"I've got a woman crazy for me,"
sang the asylum peeper.
Bill—"I never kiss a girl except on
great occasions."
Sue—"What do you call great occa-
sions?"'
Bill—"Whenever I kiss a girl,"
To be happy cultivate your forget-
tery,
"This day started wrong, I
the first letter opened began: 'Dear
sir' and brother'."
)
There's small choice. A summer
vacation is just es cheap as staying
at hone Mutt entertaining relatives
who are oil vacation.
Music Teacher (to young man call-
ing on.his daughter)—"What shall we
have --a Concerto of a sonata?"
Pupil "No, thanks; I'll take 'tine
straight."
Casey. (after seeing• Riley fall five
stories): "Are yez dead, -Riley?"-
1Hiley: "01 ani that" Casey; "Shure,
alt' ye're such a liar Ot don't icitow
whither to believe yez or not:" Riley:
"An' that proves Vim dead. Yee
wudll't call .ane a liar if Oi witzscans°
a11ve.''
Travellers Finish
23,000,Mile Trip
Travelled Across World to
Prove Worth of British
'Motorcycle
Montreal,—Fourteen days imprison-
moat in Turkey as' spies, two encoun-
ters with bands of•bedouins id the de-
sei•t,',who shot at tlieni, and a bird's,
eye view of the bursting of the Shycot
damin; the` Syudh delimit, wirteh wiped
OM villages apd caused• hundreds or
deaths are among the experiences of
31, of Braford, England, and
P. Irving, 27, of Melbourne, Australia;
world -traversing motorcyclists, who;
recently „arrived in 'Montreal 'on the
last lap of their '28,000 mile journey..
Starting teem London; England; on
May 13, 1929, Gill,aecompanie'd by W,
T.'Stephen3, who was-latet.obliged.to'
drop out on account 91 ill health; went
through. France, • Germany; • Sviitzer-
laird, Austria; • Hungary,. Jugo-Slavia,
Bulgaria, Turkey Syria; Irak, Persia,
Baluchistan, India, Burma, the Feder-
ated Malay States and Auetraliit. At
Melbourne .he picked up Irving, his
present. companion, 'and from there
they went ,to New_Zealand, taking a
steamer from there to Vancouver:
They came here from the Pacific coast.
and •took in a little United States ter,
ritory on their way. Arriving at Van-
couver on April 24, it took. thein less
than two months to roach Montreal
"The object of •our trip is to prove
to overseas' motorcycle .dealers that
British -made machines art still su-
preme," Gill said. "Ours is a Vincent
H.R.D. one -cylinder, 4 li,p; machine,"
he said, "which when the sideeer is
loaded, pulls a weight 61 more than
1,200 poua'da, It is, I think, the only
one-Oylluder maohine that- has, ever
been used on a. trip around the world."
Sandy's Dilemma
Representative Chr'istiphereon said
at a dinner In Sioux Falls:
"America, compared with dther
Countries, is au earthly paradise, and
when I hear Communistic growle, I
can't help -thinking of Sandy McPher-
son.
"Sandy, the stone masou, was draw -
Ing 1112 a day,. but' when his brother
from the country asked him -how he
was situated he shook his head.
"'But your job's a good one, ain't
It?' said the brother.
"'Sure is, 'bald Sandy.
"'.Flow about the hours?'
"'Short'
"'And the work?'
"'Pleasant:
"'What's the trouble, then?'
"'The wages—that's the trouble:
"'But, holy smoke—'
"'The wages, that's the trouble,'
growled Sandy. 'They're so darn high,
I can't afford to take a day off,"
PALE. FACES
JADED NERVES
Due To Weak, Watery Blood.
Anaemia — impoverished blood —
Minies so stealthily thatitis often
well advanced before reeoguized. Fa-
tigue and discomfort, the earliest man-
ifestations of the trouble, are seldom
taken seriously. Soon the face be-
comes pale; the nerves jaded; the
heart palpitates violently after the
slightest exertion; the appetite be-
comes fickle apd before you realize it
you are In a terrible plight.
At such time, by enriching and puri-
fying the blood Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills will build up We nerve cells and,
correct the run-down condition. Con-
cerning them Miss Margaret Torre)",
Toronto, •Ont., says:—"I suffered a
complete breakdown. My heart would
palpitate on the least exertion. Noth-
ing I ate agreed with me. I started
' taking De. Williams' Pink Pills and
by tate time I had taken several boxes
I was ready for anything; I had gain-
ed in weight and every distressing
symptom had lett me."
You can get these Pills from any
dealer in medicine or by mall- at 50
cents a box front The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co, Brookville, Ont.
Little Deters: "Mummy, what Is a
Civil Servant?" blether: "It's so
long Since we had one that I've almost
forgotten, darling."
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Minard's
t—Mlnard's Liniment gives quick relief
The Finishing Touch
- As lie: giant liner clipped off , the
miles on her 'regular transatlantic
journey, Miss Edith Young and her
girl friend reclined on the promenade
decks enjoying' the steady rhythmical
motion of the nighty monarch of the
deep. •
"I'm so happy I want to tell every-
hods'!"
veryhodyl" exclaimed Edith to her friend,
"How is that, Ldith?"_ said `her
companion,
"Well you know how worried Mani.
1318 and Dad were about us arriving
safely at the boat, Then to come on
board here and almost the first thing
I saw was a telephone sign inviting
Me to call home and actually speak
from .the ship to Mother and Father,
It just tools me about fiveminutes to
get them on the lftte. My, what a
delight it is to leave them- knowing
that we arrived safely. ' It's just won- miracle
i Just think that oven now, talk to our parents .es easily as from
derful. miles: at sea weern go to the same downtown at Home. Say, we Can't
a
on erfwl indeed" said .. her tele Ilene and Menke- to the .geeing ev ii homesick anymore on sea or
�V d nt e be y
r i n a
"bat ghat' only part of the 'hod skill �o Boll' Telephone ou lues s Tari with •rho to a lho e t hand.
friend,that's Y. 1 tfg � d v t
"BELIEVE IT OR NOT 25 YEARS AGO o
-when Wilson's Bachelor cigars were first
enjoyed—bicycling was considered one Of the
"speediest" of sports. Now—after 25, years—
Wilson's Bachelors are more popular than ever.
The wonderful quality of' their i00% 'Havana
filler has been steadily maintained—and they are
foil wrapped. -
individuolly
foil wrapped
and On pocket
packs of five
Still mos
or the mone
Empress of Japan
C.P.R.'s Biggest Ship
Marble Swimming -Pool, Palm
Court -and Fine Decora-
tions
An engineering telumph•of splendor
a$d efficiency, the ]Impress of Japan,
largest' ship of the Cauadian. Pacific
Railway's many Olean services, has
become.a unit in the largest transpor-
tation organization in the world. In
a taw days she will leave for the Pa-
cific.
The railway has staked the millions
which have gone' into the largest ship
sailing under the Canadian ensign up-
on the growth of trade and develop-
ment or relations with the Far Last,
The ship is a worthy portrayal of their
faith.
Never has such a floating palace
been placed on the Far East service,
and to Canada is offered the pride 01
sailing the largest ship on the Pacific,
.built in Glasgow fora Canadian coo -
patty, operated by Canadians and with
an established Glasgow -to- Montreal
speed record.
Though site will be overshadowed
by her sister ship recently launched
by the Prince of Wales, the Empress
of Britain, nearly half as large again
in tonnage and even more luxuriously
equipped and fitted, yet the Japan will
carry the name of Canada into the far
routes of trade.
The .,Interior decoration is artistic
throughout. Deck after deck appears
before the eye, a symphony of har-
monious finish, For completeness few
ships on any route can compete with
her.
Spectacular Swimming Pool
Sunk In a marble setting at the up-
per end et which a golden dolphin
spoute a spray of water to the centre
of the pool, it is surrounded by a pro-
menade. At the lower end is a ntod-
ernistically designed buffet from.
whish soothing fluids are dispensed to
testing bathers, r
On boarding the ship the first to
catch• the eye is tite Palm court, reach-
ing from side to side and ceiliuged
with ground glass tlu'ough which filt-
ers golden light. At the forward end
Is the dining salon, the full width of
the ship, one end given to a serving
stand above which towers a gleaming
mirror in the centre of which is em-
bedded.a tiny clock.
A fnturietic promenade alley leads
to the oak ball room. Here, from a
golden stage, the orchestrawill be
heard. Above itdanders will find a
garden, a promenade :riotous with col -
011111 blooms..
All lighting is from 'concealed fix -
Lurks. Each room, no matter what its
,size,".ls' a blending of Noods, furnish-
ings and fixtures. Two suites, sue;
passing that of many hotels and only
rivalled in a few instances, have tiny
gardens with cool -colored summer fur-
niture. All staterooms Have green and
white tiled bathrooms and all cloth-
ing cupboards 'flood withiigbt as their
doors are opened. All staterooms have
beds instead of berths. They also
have dressing tables,
"Tile political machihe triumphs be-
cause it is a runited minority acting
against a divided -majority."—Will
Durant.
-"That precious stone, the white dia-
mond, has left its exclusively white -
toiler job and put on overalls. A
leading ,optieal company has discover-
ed that the jewel, properly mounted;
is the hest possible cutting tool for
finishing small metal parts, cutting
literally thousands of pieces with no
change in' its petting edgtg, Arlsto,
army, whether of gems or of men,
Justifies its existence 'best by giving
the most service.
Minard's Lininient for all Strains.
Tire Antics!
There Is quite a lot of fun to be had
from au old auto tire. It may be used
as.a swing and tied witin a strong rope
to a beam overhead, or to the strong
branch of a tree. A single rape Is
sutlicient, The one who swings sits
Oa the lower curve with the feet on
one side of the tire, and the head
above the upper curve, 'holding to the
rope tied around the center of the up-
per Curve. Such a. tire may also he
tied over a plunge or swimming pool
and used as a spring board. The dive
may be made from it either In a sit-
ting or standing position.
For a stunt contest at a picnic,
camp program or party, the auto tire
IS full of possibilities. Below aro
some suggestions; you will think of
]many others:
1. See wit° can roll a pal' of auto
tires, with the hands, to a certain goal
within the shortest time. Someone
holds a watch to time each contestant
in ttll'rl.
2. See who can roll a single tire the
longest distance ahead of flim without
allowing it to fall.
3. Suspend an auto tire above the
heads of the players, and see who can
throw a number 'of different articles
through it, without missing. ,Such ar-
ticles as a ball, an apple, a shoe, a
horse shoe or a hat may be tossed
through it in turn.
4. Roll a tine toward a line of boys
and see if each boy ou a side (there
should be two sides in this contest)
can jump and allow the tite to roll be-
tween the Legs,
5. Ilave two persons hold an auto
tire 'on the ground and see whish boy
can crawl through the tire the quicic-
est,
6. Place an auto tire around the
waist and, with this handicap, time
each contestant in a race to see who
can rim the fastest to a certain point.
White Lilacs
By DANIEL WHITEHEAD RICKY
Who once has seen white lilacs, never
R101'e
A Loat Heart
When Kitty plays tennis, well site
bcno
She's playing, too, a game as clover:
A game I vow I'll have to close,
Though •Kitty would make it last tor -
ever;
I watch iter -thus, aglow, 'alert,'
A pretty maid, and so—a flirt;
My heart's the Bali; 'twaa Kitty's way
To seize It first, then order—"Play."
P: "How do he and his wife get
along together?" Q: "Fine, beeau80
they seldom are,"
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Upon the altar of his heart shall For Sunburn
keep
A place for things mnie lovely,! Minard's relieves the acute sting,
though he go and prevents the 'tussle restric-
Into a hundred garden lanes and -- tion attendant on a bad sunburn,
reap
A harvesting of blooms whose petals
hold
Tlie embers of tate sunset's fires,
and glow
Of purple twilighta quivering with
dew. •
Who nice has Been white iilacs can-
not know (
A tiling more glorious to blind his -, •
• eyes,
A beauty leveller to pierce his heart,
And though he tread the hills and
seek the plains, '
Trail every silver stream aad Coun-
terpart,
He shall :ohne bac:t to lilacs ivhispere
ing
Beside a garden gate; pale lilacs
white
Against the ,quiet stars—the loveliest
poem '
The gracious hand of God shall
ever write!
For Blisters Mlnard's Liniment.
Teacher: 'What's your name, little
boy?" New Pupil: "Sam" Teacher:
"What is the :rest of it?" New Pupil:
"Mule."—Cappers' Weekly.
Nurses Waked
The Toronto hospital for Racurablea,
Bose tuletiISew \'o c CItg offer as Three
Year's Course of Training' to Young
W'onten, having .toe required education,
and oestrous of becoming Pumas. This
Hospital has adopted the eight-hour
5Jatei11. T10 Unpile 1008170 nrneitg/na 01
t118 eldrool, a identity nd Vance end
travelling, expenses to and. Broin Newt
York. For further particulars wrltr or
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'YOUNG WIFE
STRENGTHENED
After Taking 'Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound
Bancroft, Ontario -"When t first
took Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable
Compound I
had been married
about a• year and
my strength was
leaving me on ac-
count of Xity con.
dition. I was only
19 and it was my
first child, M
mother told me I
needed something
to steady my
nerves' and a girl
chum told ule to
take the Vegetable Compound. i am so
thankful I did because It strengthened
any whole system and now I feel per-
feotlry well and have a sweet little baby
boy.'—MPs. 3. B. &neem; Bancroft,
Wane, , >_ _ 1,
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