HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1930-06-05, Page 3WEN CHOKER COLLARS AND PO1PADi9LRS. pvERE' TUE STYLE
Wilson's Bachelor was making a name for
itself as an' exceptionally enjoyable cigar.
And how -after this ag year
test .. Wilson's Bachelor—
I00% Havana filler -is smoked
and enjoyed by; more men than
any other ten, cent cigar .
undid . fragrant.
rndivaduG y
foil wr@�, :lief)
am bliphiu et
p ks of five
M011tallatannen
Still moist ,for the money
Facto of Interest
A detachment of Royal Canadian
Mounted Police, one onicer and 24
outer' ranks, the pick of the force
from the dtgeretit divis2'otte through-
out Canada, 'is en' route 'to London,
England, to 'take part in the Interna.
tional Horse Show at the Olympia.
This famous show opens'ou June 19th
and continues until June 28ti1.' The
detachment of "Mounties" will give
display of hbrsemahship at every
performance during the show. Eaatt
member will appear in the 'red tunic
and sombrero hat, by winch members
of the force are so well known, 'The
R,C.M.P. is a force maintained by the
Canadian Federal 'Government.
There are 1609 pttillications issued
in Canada, of which 116 are daily.
newspapers, 966 weekly;' 11bi-weekly;
21 semi-weekly; 5 triweekly; 44 semi-
mouthly;•38S mouth1v; 10 bimonthly;
28 quarterly and 19 miscellaneous.
Of the:530,000 homes in the. Prov-
ince of Ontario using electricity„ 48,-
840 are farm bomes,
Total produottou of the forestry in-
dustry in British .Columbia ill 1929
had a value of 890,000,000, of which
lumber accounted. for about 60 per
cent.
Planes Claim North
bog -Teams "Go West"
Edmonton„ Alta.—That the old :node
of travel in winter time by dog team
over the frozen lakes and' rivers of the
Far -North is now being abandoned by
residents of the Mackenzie River area
is shown by the latest report of the
Westerns Canada Airways, whose
Planes carried 780 passengers in .the
Far North during the nve mouths'
period of winter operations. The
northern resident now prefers to leave
his team of Iiuslfy dogs at home while
he rides the sky lanes to and from tike,
trading posts iu Canada's hinterland,
In addition to the comparatively
large number of passengers carried
by the airplanes, 110,000 pounds of
mail and express wore delivered by
air transport to northern residents in
this sante period, The matt carried
to Aklavik on the Arctic Ocean from
Edmonton during the winter season
totaled some 27,000 pounds,
Vicar—"And what parable do you
like host, my son?" Boy "Tile one
about the multitude that loafs and
fishes."
The Teacher—"And now are there
any questions you would like to ask?"
Little Bobby—"Do you think Jonah's
wife fell -for that .fish story when he
got homer,
Minard's for insect Bites.
Grimily- Daes Brown understand
the purchasing power of a live dollar
bill?" Blinks—"Yes; what troubles
him Is the purchasing power of his
wife!"
00 wilt steep more soundly than
ever before in your cosy Third
'Class stateroom one Canadian
Cunardshhip. Softmattresses,spot-
leas linen, warns blankets, feather
;pillows, bedspreads, stead towels,
large rniroor and washstand, plenty
,f soapand Water, cleanliness every.
where ... and trained stewards to
wait on you. •
Alt th1ss part of Third Class service
on this famous Line. This service
means that you eat, sleep and play
asyooneverdid before, onthevoyage
Over and back.
Make sure you are going to enjoy the
trip by sailing Cunard to the Old
,Countrth
gook through The Cunard Line,
Corner of Say and Wellington
Streets,'
Toronto (Tel. el. tI 9
in
24711. or any steamship agent
eeltly sailing to 1'ly-
kt mouth,ddavro. London,
Belfast,Liverpool and
;41ap e in rOn Ui1C-
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CANADIAniSERVICE
Cattn,TourictThird Cabin end Third Close
The Toronto Rospitai-for Iuenrabl0et
in affiliation with Bellevue . and Allard
$oapitai0, Now torp City, offers a Three
'roar's Course of Training' to YOwng
Women, having the required education,
and dosironn of becoming nurses. This
Hospital has adopted the eight-hour
systom. The pupils receive naiforni8 of
the Bahool, a monthly ollywnnce and
travelling expenses to and front New
York. Per farther particulars write or
apply to the Superintendent.
' OENUtNF
'PHILLIPS
ape MAaryps,
For 'troubles'
due to Acid
• rNoloESnoto •
,n,osMACH
HEAM0 RN
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illscesa acid fa the common cause
of
ndigestiou, It results' in pain and
' ourness about two hours aftereating.
he quick corrective is al alkali which
eutr'alizes acid. The best corrective
8 Phillips Milk of Magnesia. It has
',renamed ,standard with physicians In
;lite 59. years since its invention, '
One spoonful of 'Phillips' Milk of
!titrlagnosia-neutralizes iiistantly tuany
?$lines its volume in acid, It h harm.
toss and tastoloss and' its ac io ni
s
quick. You will never rely on crude
methods, • never continue ,to suffer,
when you learn how quickly, hew
pleasantly this- :premier method acts.
Please let it show you—now.
Be sure to get the genuin3 Phillips'
Milk 06 Magnesia prescribed by physf
clans; for 50 year); hi correcting excess
acids. Each bottle contains Atli dtrec-
ttons--any drugstore,.
Owl Laffs
Cats you remember when - kids at
Sunday Moot used to revamp. an .old
li'mu and loudly sing it ap follows, to
the consternation of our tea'herl
Bringing in the sheets,
Bringing in the .sheets,
We .shall coma rejoicing,
Bringing to the,sheete.
There isn't much' left In the stunt
Iine except a horseshoe marathon.
What is so rare as a (wartn),day in
June?
Then there was the aitsent-minded
druggist who toasted Ills prescriptions.
The bald num entered the barber's
sitop and asked for a bottle of itis best
hair restorer,
Barber—"Here is a preparation that
will grow hair ou an ogaheil."
Bald Head—"Right. I'll take a large
bottle; • and please wrap up a brush
stud comb with it"
The Accommodating Women
They used to wear a lot or clothes
When we were young and tender,
So that a fellow had to guess
If they were fat or slender;
But no* one does not have to guess,
For you eau see right through a
dress.
wife—"Powder my back."
Hubby—"How far down?"
Wire—'To where my evening gown
begins."
S tabby --"1 thought you said your
back?"
Sonde women are so =eh afraid
they are going to be 'listed with, it is
almost impossible to treat them polite-
ly.
Making a living is man's most
utonotouous occupation.
Miss-Lengthy—"Ill have you'kttow
I ant a model,"
Mise Cattye—"Yes, dear—for a
step -ladder, perhaps.
And then there's the 'absentminded
plumber who forgot 10 forget his tools,
"These rock are not what alley
Were Cracked up to be," •sighed the lis-
oiutegold
app d digger.
Fred—"Cheer up, it's time to kind
the bride "
- Harry—"You're all wrong; It's time
for me to quit."
Helen—"Do you like promiscuous
hissing?"
:Gladys—"I never had a date with
him."
Many a couple has married on •pup-
py.love only to lead a dog's life after-
wards, •
Whether or not we came from mon•
keys shouldn't worry no, if we can' he
assured we are not going to the dogs.
Mos. Phut -"Do you tell your ,Inns-.
band everything?"
Bare. Gaul—"Why,1 can't. He won't
listou to me long enough."
It is more charitable to forgive than
to. give.
•Visitor—"Isn't it difftCult to keep
your 'household budget straight?"
Mrs. Newlywed -"My dear, it's ter-
rible. This month; I've had to Put in
two mistakes tri make mine balance."
• Gala
All the letter carriers
Are wearing brand new clothes,
All the letter boxes..
Are draped in colored bows,
Maidens. selling postage stamps
Ara' Wearing frocks 'of tulle—
It is gay commencement day.
',Pedigree Bulls' for West
ittcAlotE
Rte IMEIT
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The above layout .shows two animals which formed part of the shipment
of Old Conutry cattle sent out to Western Canada by Canadian Pacific freight
by the Prince of Wales to augment his stock at the Pekisko ranch. The
Upper photo shows, "Cruggleton Shylock", a dark-roan",yearling. to be need
for exhibition purposes, and the rower picture, "Cruggleton Gladiator", a two-
year old roan to be kept in the herd.
Sausages Too Short.
Says Scottish M.P.
London—When the House of Com-
nlon$- was discussing the B111 to set
all a Consumers' Council to deal with
Unfair prices for. food, the ICitchten
Committee was solemnly listening to
a complaint of a Scottish Labor mem-
ber that tile' sausages sold In the
House were too short.
Mt A. $'folllulay (Partick, Giasgow)
made the 't 1'Iegation that the apples,
toast and sausages sold in the tea bar
were too. (oar. Tite committee invit-
ed Itim to state his ease, and to the
end promised to consider what he had
said.
When alt., McKinley made his
Charge the • indignant committee sent
out for a case of sausages and pro-
ceeded to demonstrate—one supposes
with a ttp0nteASnre—
that they' were
as long as any that could be obtained
Outside.
"I roust be getting all the short
ones," was Mr. McKinley's retort,
The complaint that the apples sold
were too expensive was also contest-
ed by the committee, which will com-
municate its nndiugs to 8tr. McKinlay
later.
Irish Immigration
Rouses Scotland
WAS RUN DOWN
NOW WELL AGAIN
Takes Pleasure in Recommend-
ing Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
To the woman in the home illness
is almost a calamity. Itlatty a woman
keeps on with her honse..old duties
when she is feeling ready to drop.'Her
head aches, she is easily tired, is de-
pressed and nervous and has no appe-
tite. In a word she is' anaemic and
badly needs help—the healt': help that
only Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Cali give
her, These pills make rich, red blood
which brings new strength and energy,
to weak, despondent sufferers, Cola
emoting them, Mrs. Paul hail, Coin du
Banc, Quo., says: "I was badly run•
down, slept poorly, and awoke as tired
as when I went to bed. My appetite
was poor and I felt miserable. I took,
SIX boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
and they completely renewed toy
health."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by
all medicine dealers or by mail at 50
cents a box team The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co„ Brockville, Out,
Edinburgh, Scotland—Tile influx of Record Airmail
Trip Established
Irish immigrants into Scotland was a
question which agitated the General
Assembly of the Church of Scotland
recently. The matter was brought
tip by the Rt. Rev, John White, who
was first Moderator of the Milted
Chards of Scotland in 1929, Dr. White
describing the large.acale immigra-
tion as a "metnaee to Scottish civiliza-
tion and culture."
The problem was not confined, said
Dr. White, to tate east side of the
eduntry—that fachig Ireland—but the
western part was being flooded by
Irish also,
The Assembly,nnally decided to ask
for a Government inquiry into the
question.
STURDY CHILDHOOD
The sturdy child—the bright, active
little cbap is the one everybody loves.
It is only the sickly, fretful rt•ild who
is not attractive, It is the birthright
of every child to be sturdy and well—
to be able to make everyone admlre
hint. Therefore, mothers, if yours is
not attractive it's your fault, not his,
He must be ailiug and it is up to you
to gee that he get relief—that he is
given a medicine that will quickly
make hint well snd ke
e Lim well.
Baby's Own' Tablets. are especially
designed for infants awl youug child-
ren. There is nothing to equal theta
for correcting the irregularities of the
stomach and bowels ---the cense of
most of the illsS little ront which L li e ares
suffer, The Tablets n;•e sold by merit-.
eine dealers or by mail at 25 cents "a
box frosts Tho Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
"Lest We Forget"
The names of 13,479 odicers and
men who were posted as "missing"
during the War are recorded on
panels in a mer,.oriai Which has beeti fell over, so we took it down again.
A neiv record for Lite airmail night
between Montreal and 3iotcton, N.B.,
was recently set by Pilot H. C. W.
Smith, or Canadian Airways, Limited.
one of the oldest matt pilots la Can-
ada,
Leaving Montreal at 8.15 a,nt., he
arrived at Moncton in three how's Audi
20 minutes flying time, Phis con-
stitutes an air mail record foe this
route, which has au air mileage of
467, and usually takes about 1k hours
10 cover in a train.
In Memory
It had been a very convivial re -
matte dinner, and when the time canna
for the guests to depart Wilson and
Robert found that their last train to
the suburbs had gone, told tlteY were
faced with a ilve-mills walls home.
About an hour later, and just as
they had passed a church which had
diluted out tate hour of two, Wilson
broke the long silence that had en-
sued.
"Does your wife miss you when you
are late on suclt,occastots as this?"
he asked.
"Very seldom," his friend dismally
replied, "There are still two large
lumps on the back of my head where
i time"
she lilt u the last t te,
s e
Not Needed
A seaside visitor narrowly escaped
walking over a concealed precipice,
Naturally he was very
angry, anti
when he saw a man, working near the
slot ire thought he would have a fete
words with him on the subject,
"Do 5011 know, my matt," he com-
menced, "I nearly fell down that pre-
cipice? Why on earth don't you have
a notice put up?"
"Well, airy replied the' workman;
"we put a board up once, but nobody
erected by lige Imperial War Graves c
Commission at Le Touret military {vlinard's for Failing Hair.
cemetery, near 1by r, and.which 15 "I tell you gait is going to be the
to be unveiled by Lord Tyrrell, the
British Ambassador in Paris. salvation of the nation, and lengthen
'
This is one de. a series of memorials our days by decades." "But our an-
cestors•. didn't go fu for golf," "And
ate those :wife fell in Itis Waarr bu
of this kind, designed to comu-ti where are they now? Dead!"
whose graves are tot known. :_ Tlio, t'
names Taco -idea here aro for one sec•
tor only, and for the period up to the i
eve of the battle of Loos• 1
The memorial is int the form of three
solid wails enclosing an, open court of 1
rectangular shape. On the fourth—i
eastern—side is a colonnade, with a
wall to tb.e east of it. This wall and
the colonnade extend outwards to the;
north and south to form a long gal -i
lery.
A. s pool for brides is being n
0 o bl es le o opened
in New York, Malty a young married
woman over there hardly kuoivs how!
to set about her first divorce, 1
y
Another Father's laaughter .— "She
may have been a printer's daughter,
hut, she didn't believe du 'Freedom of
the ?cess'—She wasn't that type."
u r
Mi a d s Drives Away the Headache.
% mr" TOTAL
FARES
4i v'Y`e(�4i
A
NCE
BRITISI-IERS
in Canada'. may now bring
forward their Families,
Relatives and Friends
on Easy Terms.
Iror tun 'details apply:—.
J.. 17. aang$ZON.
Dist. Stun. Colonization
Canadian Paeiao Railway. Toronto
BRITISH
RE -UNION ASSOCIATION
101
Slang Puzzles Paris Police
There is consternation among the
1,000 Paris polyglot poltcemett who
spent weary mouths absorbing a thou-
sand English words, only to learn that
tourists do not speak the language of
Shakespeare.
The teacher of the polieemen-school
-boys did not think It was necessary
to provide then with a s{tleitlle of
slang, with the result that they cannot
understand the average British or
American tourist, and the polyglot po-
icemen are so educated in the 'King's
English that most of the tourists can-
not understand them.
When they got their sheepskins, the
Policemen were put through another
course of politeness. They were
taught to smile so that all their teeth
would show In the best American style
—as Paris sees it. They spent weary
scours learning to bend without taking
tate eyes oft the eyes of tate person
they seep to impress.
They were put through paces which
would give back to tate French race
the famous tradition that alt French-
men are of the "Alphonse and Caston"
school, forever praying the other to
go first.
That school passed out witl7•the war,
and Frenchmen were far front polite
when the new High Commissioner of
Tonrisnt, Gaston Gerard, took it over.
Those Chain Letters
Itieny people have beets auttoyed re-
cently by receiving chain letters, and
in, at least one ease known to the
writer a child was among the victims
of the. chain letter lie -da,
The only sensible thing to do when
you twelve a chain letter le to tear
it up and put It 'in the wastepaper bas-
ket. But many people who have the
strength of mind to do this are still
wa'l'led by the vane fear that there
may be something init, and that they
have brought bad luck aim themselves.
In this connection, it is Interesting
to note that a fautoas writer and
Nobel Prize winner, Madame Sigrid
Midget, recently, said she had "broken
at least twenty chains and experi-
enced no misfortunes ---If the award
nt the literary Nobel Prize is not re-
garded 00 a mlefartuie,"
She added that she tore 111) one
chain letter on the morning of the Clay
when the Nobel Prise was awarded to
bar.
Use Minard's for Rheumatism.
She—"Where did you get that tan-
-brella9" IIe--"it was a gift from sis-
ter." She --"You told me you needn't
any sisters." 1 -Ie -°1 know—but that's
what's engraved. on the handle,"
Learn Watchmaking
kin
g
Light Interesting Work
Good Watchmakers (either sex)
can earn good• money
For information write the
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Toronto
® You
SUFFER FR011
CONSTIPATION?
Countless remedies are advert:sed
for constipation. Many relieve for
the moment but they are habit form-
ing arid must be continued._ Others
contain calomel and dangerous tnitt-
eral drags, which remain in the sys-
tem, settle in the joints and cause
aches and pains. Some are harsh
purgatives which cramp and gripe
and leave a depressed after effect.
Avoid lubricating oils which only
grease the intestines and encourage
nature's machinery to become lazy.
A purely vegetable laxative sucli
as Carter's Little Liver 'Pills, gently
touches the liver, bile starts to flow.
the bowels oepvc gently th itliest{ttf_a
aro thoroughly cleansed find coi)Ittpaa
tion poisons pass away. The stomach
liver and bowels are now active and:
the system -enjoys a real tonic effect.
Ati druggists 25c and 75c red pkgs,
tits
Gco OVERNIGHT
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'Wally Cella on tuck. Doctor oat/
lance. Trled 'Soothe•3atva'iirat boils
vonlaleod ovo0anlIg1,t" C. T. Scot
Soo Lha •fits! va"afoga pods la dd teleutat
bolisaoialowhotrra Meedrugatots.
Though those who talk and talk and
11 talk
This proverb should appeal;
The wind that blows the whistle
'
Will -never turn the wheel.
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Let's Go Fishing .
But not forget to lake Minard's
along. It will take care at cuts,
braises co' mosquito bile:;.
"After years of rheumatism, now la
perfect health," soya Mr. 0. Duch.
acme. Thousands write rhaumali0
pains" neuritis, vanish like multi
with' Fruit afives",Consdpation,inet-
station end overnight. Nerves quiet
Get"Ftast•a3iven"fromdruggiattoday.
"A f
Miracle !1/
Cripplenozurwalks well thanks to ICrnsc/ssi
"For over eight months I fres told tip with
rheumatism, tenable to asut'e m/ren I was advised
to ose et Nes, i s of r'
fry ICsfsle t at s. 1 r Mosta nlro be
tblaaken
mithoth a.rent door
a tis I was ego to le
A•rtn to � the soul tt o is less Moo a r • )
to l J t t s rt t eros in
elms days s, was mit with the help.' of crotches;
in a ne•weeMDR tme li was walking bssilp four
Thin
is not ¢ one•werk testtuwrefal, but fuer Usnrs.
"I hm'e latch ft era 5/555 end I Maar feel a
yirsrh of rheumatismnsmr, k tell esO'900dy about
et, find advise tiers to Welt I will dummy letter
toping you ttd111tubifah it for other to see."
—airs. Williams.
Othlnei leder oval for woollen.
ICnrsctsen Salts is obfldnable at drug and
dalusrtmeat stores In Canada at leo. a bottle.
A bottle contains mooch to last for 4 or 6
months—good health for half -a- cat a day.
1SES P NA
1Y�E��C�IIV!!L
Praises Vegetable
Compound, Blood
Medicine and Liver Pills
llirchtown, Quebec—"I live 13 miles
from town on a farm, with all my home
duties and churn-
ing to attend to
i t Othapge 0
Life, I betel -
vous run.
down, Thi Year;
table Compel
••; helped my whet
s ' tem.M ere
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ado better, p ap•
petite is good nut
I ant able to do
my work. I have
also taken thili
Blood Medicine and the Liver Pills andl
they helped me, 8 will answer, Kett
from woman wilting about your
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llirotttowu, Quebe6..,1. ,' -