HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1930-01-02, Page 3The Next War.- And You
By. JOSEPH CALLAU
One of the : most terrific cense
quences of the -great war has been its
eireet:upon the minds of men. In the
years prior to 1914 a general confla-
gration appeared improbable, an
anachronism, Had not civilization made
prodigious strides during the last fifty
years; was not humanity moving to-
wards union among its peoples? How
`was it possible for this vast movement
to be suddenly destroyed?
Where shall we find anybody at the
present day to assert that we think as
we did in 1910 01^-191.3? Certainly,
slaughter and devastation are of too
recent a date to bs easily -forgotten.
Nobody wants to hear of a return to
these horrors.. But new wars are,
nevertheless, not regarded as impos-
sible. We have becomeaccustomed to
the idea of carnage. We almost admit
its periodicity, '
4t *
NO ESCAPE FOR CIVILIANS.
And what would a new war be like?
We must dispel all illusions. The Iast
war was the war of heavy artillery,
machine-guns, 'submarines: The next
war, *ere humanity'feolish enough to
permit it,. would be a. war of‘ chem-
istry, : a war of, gases. In 1914-1918
the ^ombatants fell by the million. In
the year X, which I sincerely hope will
net find a•place in the calendar, the
civil, population would be annihilated
and there would be no plade for their
preservation. • Our offspring would be-
hold -nay, would actually participate
in—an infernal outbreak of, horrors
andtorments.
I understand that there are military
experts eager to declare that gases
are not so horrible as they say, that
they'„are the least dangerous arm of
modern warfare, and they justify this
assertion_•by quoting statistics. They
maintain that the proportion of sol-
diers killed among thos,� that•. were
gassed is small, etc., etc.
• Will this strange mania of fore-
casting the future by the past persist
continually? Le -ss than twenty years
age; in 1911, when I was at the head
of lily .Government at the time of the
Agadir crisis, I•collected the opinions
of military experts on 'the subject of
aviation. •
They were all of opinion that it
could play no part in war. Had war
broken out then, events would have
immediately falsified their views. But
what remained of their prophecy three
years later?
X (Ex -Presided( of France)
It I Dangerous
T Be Beautiful;
- `violent convulsions followed ' by Sy f'EGGY O'NE1L
`chronic and incurable” mental dis= 'My beauty has been my ruin," d.
orders. All will •underotanii the signi- woman of .15 said to me the other
ficonce of these words, afternoon: ''1f I haiiu't been beauti-
ful I wouldn't have been' so cocksure
LONDON 11T M7iRCY OP TWO that another ratan would come along
after I turned -the last one down;
"Like many other beautiful girls I
played east and loose with- the atten-
tions of my aflniirers,, confident that
I would never lack for a fresh eine.
I did not think there would ever be a
time when I would be left on the' shelf,,
a lonely woman.
"If I hadn't been beautiful I might
have paid more attention to cultivate
ing my mind, Even now that mea
looks have faded I might still be a
charming and desirable, companion
for some than,.
"But I Wasted my opportunities—
confident that beauty was every
That is wisat this woman told me in
a burst of freak self-rbvelation,
Test of Experience
a it a a a
THOUSAND DIFFERENT DEAD-
' LY GASES.
Guided by the past, the experts
speakonly of two or three gases:
chlorine, phosgene, mustard gas. Do
they understand what considerable
"progress" has been made since the
end, of the World War?
Itis iinpossible at present to give
'the number of gases which woul3 'be
employed should there be a new out-
break. A well-infor•ied journal ad-
mits that snore than a thousand utilis-
ale gases would have to lie reckoned
with. What it certain, in any case,
is that of late years gases have been
'discovered which are fifty and even
_ a hundred times more effective than
those Iusoten in 1$18. Also more
deadly!
We now ha e. gases—I spare my
readers their Scientific designation--
Which
esignation—which penetrate through the skin with-
out making any wound and without
the person being able' to notice it.
Their effect later ilb to bring about
'PLANES*
What is really diabolical is that
these tortures are not merely invented
for the soldiers, but for those behind
the armies, the civil population in
particular.
The German officer 'Endres says in
his book, "The War cf ,Gases';:. •
"The terrible and hideous part of the
new system of warfare is not simply
the employmentof; gases as ,a new
weapon but the change made in the
objects of war. ,
"Wholesale slaughter of the civil
population as a system and object -of
war the fact that theone who kills
the greatest number,. and not the indi=
victual. of the greailest genius, will
win the final victory—this is the of-,
frightening prospect that, beggars the
-imagination.
"The modern soldier inust••knowing-
ly cut dowh and murder women, chil-
dren, and the sick; he must in flaking
a Cowardly attack upon thein in their.
sleep; annihilate human' beings un-
aware of their fate,"
And how is all this to be done?. Oh!
in the simplest way, I will' guote the
English specialist, Major Nye:
"A thousand bombs would be enough
in favorable circumstances to gas a
city. like London. The ordinary bomb
weighs about five pounds; 't is there-
foie, not a case of the enormous bombs
of former times, Consequently a mod-
ern .commercial aeroplane d'an' carry
six hundred of these bombs.
"Thus we "see that any commercial
aeroplane whatever can now be used
for •war purposes and 'that only two
of these 'planes would be able to gas
an area 'as great as that of London
and its suburbs.
The Inspector -General of -German
aviation, Lieutenant-Colonel Siegert,
says in the. Berliner Illustrierte Zei-
tung: "It is a fact which cannot hence-
forward be overlooked: a handful of
aeroplanes is capable of reduces to
ashes the Metropolis of a great
Power."
* * * * *
To -day it is 'the fashion to : rate
feminine beauty as' one of the most
highly -prized ` commodities, A really
beautiful girl is said tp have the
world at lier,feet. There is moo-
ts,arty door that ie closed to 4tCI; .
In business and In love cit is the
popular belIef'tltat she starts with the"
dies heavily loaded in her favor.
But how fir from truth this Is, is
proved by actual experience. You
have only to look round at your•own
circles of. friends. How manly .beauti-
ful girls do you know who are success-
fully and happily married? - -
Men court them and pay them at-
tentions—yes, but ft is the other. sort,
the homely ones that they mostly
marry.
And how many beautiful girls do
you know who are holding down big
business and professional positions?
I know a good many women who have
been particularly successful in com-
mercial careers. They are capable,
attractive women, bat few could be
called Beautiful.
Ruined Her Life
I remember meeting a girl some
time ago who had ;won a prize in a
beauty competition. If ever there
was a girl who was rained by her
looks, it was site,
IMMENSE PERIL TO THE Formerly she was a sweet, there -
tenuous
MASSES, tenuous girl with a gentle disposition.
zThe public recognition of her beauty
soon changed all this, and she became
arrogant, self-centred, and impossibly
Conceited.
She lost her job because ejte con-
centrated more on her looks than on
her employer's business; site jilted
her !lance because she thought Ire was
not good enough for her; she almost
broke her mother's heart with her
unreasoning vanity.
To-ciat this girl to working as a
packer lit a factory. Illness has de-
prived her ot her looks. She has no-
thing left.
Another girt I know whose future
has been ruined by her looks is on the
stage. If she lied applied herself to
bet' art she might today be recogniz-
ed as one' of our leading actresses,
for She has genuine talent.
Instead she has chosen to pin her
faith in her pretty face•, and has got
nowhere at all.
I suet a girl not long ago who told
plame in. frankly that site wished she were
"Do you know," site said, "I don't
'believe men trust a really pretty girl.
I have known heaps of melt. Sento I
thought, were certain to propose to
me, batt nearly every one has. since
gone off and married someone else
with not half my share of good looks."
d, can be manufactued in limitless There was one man on whom this
entities and of a more or less ani- girl was particularly keen. He took
foe
standard, her out for nearly six months, and in
'The best gt?ality of steel used is tiro end married Toe Easy at the Start
her plain sister.
-
British manufacture, and thus the "I got a job in an office," the girt
fsfon of the Rules of Golf Commit- said, "but was dismissed because it
should help a native industry that was considered my good looks were a
ntoat present much depressed, At the disturbing Influence, and not condu-
time a word of regret may be
reseed at another replecsneent of clue to office discipline."
But I could enumerate these ex-
ftsmanship by machinery, although anpies almost without end. Every
a matter of fact most club heads body must know of others in their own
shafts are now factory made. .- experience.
The steel shaft was bound to sone That is the tragedy of the beautiful
ooner or later, and the probability is girl. fife is too easy or her in the
t it will hot affect the playing of beginning. ' unless site is particul-
gaino much one way' or the other, arty sensible and leve! -headed she is
tory will still go to the player pos- spoiled by, flattery and admiration.
ing the greatest skill in the mak- And hien when she wakes up from
of the strokes. Theie,is, happily, her dreams it is oiton too late,
nMed to fear that the Rules of Golf- No, I think that on the average the
Committee would countenance any de- moderately attractive girl—very often
vice that would rob the game of any ,even the downright plain girl—has a
of its characteristic qualities." better chance of happiness than her
beautiful Sister.
PATHS , I look around me' and I see the plain
The best petit through life is the girls winning all along the line. Whey
high road, Which initiates us at the have husbands and children. They are
right moment into all experience. dile placid and comfortable Instead of
ceptionai itineraries are 'suspicious,
and natter for anxiety. What Is nor-
mal is at once most convenient,. most
honest, and most wholesome. Gross
roads may tempt us for one reason or
another, but It is very seldom that
we do not come to regret having
taken them, down to the stern practicalities of
What more do we want? Who will
dare to deny the immensity of the
danger the masses would be exposed
to in the case of a new clash of peo-
pies?
But is there no way of preventing"this reprehensible conduct," to use
the words of Professor Meyer?
Let u§ see!
Prohibiting the manufacture of pois-
onous gases? This question was dealt
with at the League of Nations. A com-
mittee was formed to study chemical
war, consisting of four members, with
five highly quatffled experts. It was
unanimously admitted that "it did not
seem possible to prevent in a general
way the production of poisonous gases
which are now being made."
Prohibiting the utilization of these
gases for the purposes: of war? ,Alas!
we limo wtlie worthlessness of such a
prohibition, We were able to note,
between 1914 and 1918, the perfect
contempt with which the formal in-
structions of the. Convention of the
Hague were�regarded. It will be just.
the same as long as the present gen-
oral frame of mind continues.
Serious Questions supplies of good hickory wood for the
y shafts. In consequence the prices of
Settled at Last' first-class grades have become very
high. The steel shaft,on the other
• hats
• ''"The -ban on the use of steel -shafted qu
golf clubs in this country has been re- fo
moved at one stroke, and from to -day
the all -steel kit (with the heads of of
wood for drivels and brassies) may dee
be lawfully employed by the meanest tee
'golfer or the greatest champion, This is
decision will not shake the world of. sa
golf to its foundations, exp
"Many golfers will welcome the op- era
portunity of trying it and comparing as
-the results of the steel shalt withtheir and
experience of the wooden shaft, and "
they may do so now, not furtively, but s
' with the knowledge that they are act- the
ing legally."—Glasgow Herald. the
"A notable event in the history of Vic
golf marred when the Rules of Golf sess
Committee declared the use of steel- ing
shafted clubs to be legitimate,". says no
The Scotsman,
"It is the declared policy of the
Rules 'of Golf Committee not to sane -
tion any substantial departure from
the traditional and accepted form and
make of clubs, Their declaration now
is that 'steel shafts, as approved by
them, conform with the requirements
laid down in the rules of the gems.
"The words 'as approved by the
Steles of Golf Cotmnittee"is' a saving
clause correspnnding,to the phrase, 'as
at present manufactured,' in the Ant-
erican rule, They mean that it is the
present type of steel shaft that is
sanctioned, tints leaving the Commit
tee free to judge regarding any other
type• that inbe manufactured in the
future.
"It is one of the most important
functions for which .the. Comiiiittee
exists to see that the ingenuity of
manufacturers is not allowed to defeat
he degree of skill required in +,'ie Irley
• ing of the game.
• . "It is for that reason that restric-
tiensehave been placed upou.the weight
and the size of the golf ball, and the
question has been seriously considered
whether within these limitations
manufacturers have not succeeded in
evolving a" ball which flies further
than is desirable. But so far no
change in the. direction of a larger and
lighter ball has been made, nor is it.
desired by the ordinary golfer, who
finds the game difficult enough as it is.
"The introduction: of the rubber-
colored tall effected mucic more of a
revolution than the steel -shafted club
is likely' to do, It may add ,a few
yards to a drive, although even that
is doubtful,' but it is not primarily a.
rneehantical contrivance calculated to
give extra distance.
"With the extending- demand for.
golf blobs owing. to the ever-increasing
• popularity of the game, it has been
found ` difficult to obtain sufficient
/Farther and Farther,North Each Year
A NORTHERN SAMPLE OF THE WELL-KNOWN WEED
This tobacco, grown near New Liskeard, put„ is a sample of first tobacco
grown in 'Northern -Ontario. - __
domesticity the average man wants a
good deal more„'
No girl, however plain she is, need
ever despair of getting a,,husband. A
dozeu times a day when I see married
couples together I say to myself,
"Now, what on earth did he. see In
that woman?” . s
One sees good-looking; smart men
married to the dowdiest and most un-
interesting creatures imaginable. But
one does not need -to seek far to find
the reason. 'The plain girls have
made it their business to cultivate
charm.
And that, after. all, Ise what really
counts.—Montreal Standard.
Player -Piano
In rooms. where I lived with a
player -piano, my Iandlady came in
impulsively one evening, most deeply
moved, with tears in lier, eyes, hardly
able to express herself about such
"wonderful meek." The particular
piece of music which had meant eo
much for her, whenever she had 'we-
ceutly heard it, till finally she had
to speak about it, was. the Adagio
sostenuto of the Opus 106 Sonata
music that is commonly regarded as
reserved for the elect. She had lived
-with it for a year or more, and at
last Beethoven had spoken to her, as
Markets for Alberta Coal he spoke to ate, and as he is waiting
Edmonton Journal (Tad. Cons.) • to speak to so many, if they only had
(Mr. Nrsaio of the Dominion Fuer- the chance to hear and would learn
Board, warns Alberta coal producers tto listen.
that it is necessary for the operators feThe more I biggest hopethinket the more 1
to be on their guard against losing al that the It suchlies ill eke
ground -in the Manitoba market player -piano. opens out great
through their anxiety to supply "tire werepossibilitiesa that I have wished y
province further east.) The compe- were not at the command of many
tition of the American mines in Mani-
toba
to be played so atrociously that its
has not been of a fair character,
They have persistently dumped their
product there. Repeated efforts have
been made within the past five years
to have the Canadian anti-dumping
act amended sous to prevent the prac-
tice of importing American supplies
at sat prices, which bore little
relation to those at the mines. When
the Minister of Finance introduced his
1025 udget he announced that the de-
sired changes would be made.,But
short-sighted criticism offered be Pro-
gressive and scone other Western mem--
hers led him to withdraw the resolu-
tion of which he gave notice. Since
then, though. the Government has had
its attention drawn frequently to the
injustice that was being done the AI-
beeta industry,. no action has been
taken. ,The situation demands correc-
tion immediately.
name becomes a reproach, or to stand
Idle In grand houses, end find its
highest usefulness as an accessory
for an impromptu dance. When one
sees such degradation and waste of
its magical powers, one longs that
the whole supply aright be comanan•
steered, and issued by an all -wise Mu-
sical providence to Wren and women
here and there (I could Send In se•
veral navies) In aIreee !Ives it would
melee a simply incredible digerenee.
For any own part I give thanks
without ceasing to the discoverers
of it. . . The only experience
with which its advent can be ceens•
pared and has often been compared,
is a bookish boy's Suet discovery of
the world that reading opens . up.
Seriously, I believe that such an in.
veittfon may yet enlarge the life of
common men (those, I mean, not ex-
perts and specialists in music, as
there were in the Middle Ales ex -
parte and specialists in manuscripts)
almost as much as the invention k-
m—luting did. Somethnes I think of all
the lovely things of which the story.
-makers used to dream In the old days
—magic carpets, helmets of luvlsibil-
ity, inexhaustible purses; touchstones
that turned everything to gold, And
I declare solemnly and deliberately
that if I had the choice of all such
miraculous treasures, and a Player -
piano were added to the fist, I should
unhesitatingly asic for it, as by far
the most profitable miracle of them
all.—From "A Musical Pilgrim's Pro-
gress," by J. D. ril. Rorke,
The National Debt
Toronto Globe (Lib.) : Veterans ill
or disabled should be accorded hospital
treatment or pension assistance with
a maximum of generosity and a mini-
mum of red tape. Ex -soldiers who are
actually sick should be instantly en-
titled to hospital treatment upon the
'The wife of a grouch has to take Mere evidence of the illness itself. If
erorythiil5 for grunted." there is to be haggling and quibbling•
over when the disease first started, let
A WIND the doctors do the arguing among
A captain of a trawler in the Eng- themselves after the sick man, is safely
fish Channel once told the Bishop of inside, ... Those who offered their
Oxford that time and again,'when the lives in the days of national crisis
painfully living up to their good looks, catch was in, and they seemed be. should not need to apply hither and
What Really Counts calmed, there often was a wind higher you and be passed about from pillar
After all, when a than utarr'ies he up, unfelt on deck, He kept his snits post in their otvti hear of need.
does not want to be always looking at peak up and headed, for the haven, They served the nation. Let the na-
a beauty advertisement of a fashion and when morning came found him- than repay as best it carer. •
plate. It is very nice to -be seen out self' near home. So with us in the
with a beautiful girl at the theatre or monotony of daily tasks the wind of It is less important for the stock
at a dance. But when one comes God's Spirit up above will slowly trtarket to be on the up -grade than
bring us home.—Jolie A, Hutton, on the level—Virginian,PiIot.
MUTT AND JEFF—
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By BUD FISHER
ANY IAEA IS
Goob UNTIL
yoU GET
iIoLD OP IT:
es lire to e Happy
We Have 365 Nice" New Days
Before Us—What Will We
Do Witli Them?
There goes' New Year's Day',agalit,
Are we better and wiser for all the
-good resoltions ave, made last year
' We may leave made a score of res-
olutions and written them neatly in
A vellum.00vered 'notebook. We may
have Promised ourselves to : ,he al-
ways punotual at the office; not to
put Of mending until there is, not
a rag III to wear; totidy thehildron's
toy cupboard; to take more exercise.
and drink more `'water, But -after a
few days„ or, :anyhow, .before the
month of January was out, most of
us, I fear, slipped gently back Into
our old bad babith
Weil, re mnepor
tnity, I' owhe, T don't
es askaforoth• ar sudopden-
and complete'reror;nation It Is. a
great mistake to demand the :impos-
sible: Most of us also, too high with
our New Year resolutions, •
Tltat's,•why we forget all abode : them
alter January 1st„...Human nature Is
Weak, and we can't expect to dhange
our characters all at once. But now
we. have 365 ni>ie,' clean .new days
before us it's worth seeing if we can't
make a"reselition or two that we do
have a chance oL 7ceeping,
Five Lucky Resolutions -
Of course, the wise man Will ob-
ject that fresh beginnings can be
made every minute, and new Ieaves
turned every day, ' Bat the New Year
adds a certain flavor to this moral
spring-cleaning. Leaving the old
year behind with all- its mistakes .we
tan start on new enterprises and
tackle or difficulties and weaknesses
in a netiv spirit,
So let each man and woman wake
up on January 1st resolved to encour-
age a few really good habits. tbrougk-
out the year. ` Don't -choose- too diti'c-
cult things! And remember quality
is far more satisfying than quantity.
We all have our own individual
failings, so it's no good making.. any
definite suggestions. But if we each
looked into our habits and discover-
ed which of them are most irritating
to other people, and what could be
rectified with most benefit to our.
Selves, we might get a -line-on what
to tackle.
FIve Is a lucky number, so we might
indulge .in five simple resolutions.
Little things like remembering to put
our shoes in trees each night, filing
papers at once -instead of in a hurry
at the end of the week, mending a
hole in a stocking before it develops
into a "potato,” writing up accounts
daily instead of torturing our mem-
ory when all the money is spent -call
these are excellent resolutions read
can quite easily be adhered to.
Weary of Winter
Apart from matters of detail like
these, let us snake one resolution that
is realty good. Let us make up our
minds at the dawn of the New Year
to be happyPlan out all sorts of
nice things to make life sweeter and
happier 'in the coming days.
January, February,' and blustering
March are the most trying months
of the year. We are sick to death of
winter days and springs seems so far
away. The determination to . be
brighter, happier, and healthier, 'and
to plan more amusements and gala
occasions, will lessen"the monotony
of Ude usuallq trying period.
Even though we may forget all our
resolutions before spring arrives,
some good will come of then. The
first few days or weeks of the year
will be full' of the rapture which
comes to each of us when we know
that we are doing the right, proper,
and wholly delightful thing!
An Old Myth Exploded,
Manitoba Free Press, (Lib.) : Fig-
ures are now available which bring to
a definite conclusion the long-drawn-
out discussion regarding the existing
scale of railway freight rates on
grain. As is 'well known, these rates
yere set under the Crows Nest Pass
agreement in the teeth of the rail-
ways which have always insisted that,
th carriage of grain 'on such terms
involved them in loss , , This fall,
however, there Baine a chance. Special
circumstances, the chief of which was
the short western crop, brought about
a sharp and alarming decrease in rail-
way earnings. Sir Henry Thornton
and Mr. E. W. Beatty both, issued
statements en the situation, and it be-
came at once apparent that both rail-
ways were depending upon grain for,
a large part of their net profits. Nei-
ther railway has yet issued a state-
ment explaining how they could at one
and the same time carry grain at a
loss and make their profits out of that
carriage.
It's our guess that even If long
skirts do succeed In ,coming In, they
woli't stay long.—Detroit Free Press,
While bathing at a French seaside
resort, an income-tax collector was
attacked by a shoal of jelly -fish. Some
Jelly -fish evidently have more back
bone than taxpayers.—The Humorist, i
ipl.o 9 t rets
Of the Future
Qtzeena Elizabeth One .of this
Greatest Diplomats Who
Ever Lived
Writer Looks Forward to The
Appointment -of Women
As Ambassadors
(By Margery 'hawrenco.)
I was .interested—and .amused—tp
read an article in which the mailer
had the temerity' to declare that women
would never make good diplomats,
Women not diplonuatc? On' the con-
trary, women are diplomats first, fc. ss,
most, and all the time.
Diplomacy is simply doing with na-
tdogs what women do with men all •
their lives. Iong; being. patient, fore-
sighted, tactful; manoeuvring to ad-
vance, retreating' with dignity; learn-
ing when to be silent and when to
speak.
You will say, I suppose,: that itis
more difficult to run a nation's af-
fairs than a single roan, but I. doubt
It. Ina nation's affairs one is not
swayed by sentiment—one can sit
back, as'it were, and size up the situa-
tion, and the • consequences of one's
action impartially—and this is sore-
ly difficult to do in one's personal and
emotional life.
There tare no women diploa'rats?
Was nob Queen Elizabeth one of .the' -
greatest diplomats who ever Iived?
Her delicately tactful handling of the
problem of Spain, her dealings with
the thousand -and -mg international
difficulties of her position as a soli-
tary woman -queen prove her essen-
tially a diplomat, -
Then what of Madame de Mainten-
on, whose subtle and patient diplons
acy for years not only ruled France
and France's king, but actually recon-
ciled the Roman Church to the situa-
tion? What of Florence Nightingale,
whose handl ng of an antagonistic
Army chief, vacillating Ministers,
and a disapproving Queen was a su-
preme piece of diplomacy?
And, coming down to our own day,
what of Gertrude Bell, whose advice
was courted by soldie- and statesman
alike? She would have made a grits
Viceroy, as more than one man who
knew her has said to ane.
4.II these women were, in truth,
diplomats of the first order; it is an
obvious- and foolish thing to say "such
women are rare!' Of course they are
—but brilliant men ere also rare!
As for the "impossibility of women
assuming the necessary diplomatic
manner," let me whisper that the "dip-
lomatic manner" is like all other "man-
ners," r. mere pose, and who is ea
quick as a woman to assume the nec-
essary pose for a Ocie she wants to
play?
The writer's final conclusion, that,
by entering the lists of the professions
on a level with men, women as a whole
has lost her attraction for man, is
simply and frankly foolish and un.
true, Are men and women ceasing to
love and marry since women took to
entering business, running shops, be-
coming doctors and barristers and en-
gineers? Of course, they are not?
Diplomacy? We women practice it
as a natter of course, day after day,
All hail, Woman Ambassador of the
Future! You will find managing a do-
zen contradictory nations child's play
after managing that inconsistealy
needy, and altogether delightful crea-
ture, Mani—Montreal Standard.
Dad (assisting little Alice with hoc'
homework)—"if .I gave you live
oranges amid you hail one, now many
oranges would you have?"
Atice—"I dunneo. We always do our
sums In apples."
The Warrior
What word did Duty say,
Aa he passed by to -day
And found me helpless, lying pros-
trate by, tine way?
My sword was red with rust,
My threat was choked with dust,
But Duty looked and said unpitying-
ly,
npityingIy. "Thou must,"
non straight a burst of fire
Rekindled my desire,
And I sprang up iron -willed, deter.
mined to aspire.
—Frederick George Scott.
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