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Buffalo and Goderich Div.
'Going East, depart '7.08 a,m,
• Going East depart 3.00 p.m.
'Going West, depart 11.50 a;m.
'Going West, depart 9.58 p.m.
London. Huron & Bruce
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Gag South 3.,08 Rift.
SYNOPSIS
When Joyce opened her eyes one
morning to see a fruit -laden orange
tree from the end of the luxurious
sleeping porch where she lay in bed,
she couldn't decide what had happen-
ed to her, for the last thing she re-
membered was a skidding taxicab in
Chicago on a sleeting November day.
And when she saw the circlet 'of dia-
monds on her wedding finger and
when a man who called her Frills
came to bid her an affectionate good-
bye before leaving home for a hurried
business trip, warning her to be
careful after her fail from her horse
the day before, she was even more
puzzled. The gorgeous house that
was evidently) her home, the faint
brown stains on her fingers—she had
never smoked—and the initials on her.
toilet articles, F.L.P., added to her
bewilderment. But—"it's heavenly,"
she said. "I'd be perfectly happy to
spend a whole day right here."
NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY
Who was this man? What did he
expect from her?
He was older than. Neil Packard,
she realized—older, and wiser. His
dark eyes had heavy, drooping lids
and his mouth a slightly one-sided
twist to the full lips. The nose was
straight and clean cut, his chin nar-
row, while, like Neil, his face was
evenly tanned. He was dressed in
golf togs and had an unmistakable
air of smartness about him.
"I called up while you were a-
sleep," he went on, pulling out a
silver cegarette case, "did Roxie tell
you? This morning." Without tak-
ing his eyes from 'her, he put two
cigarettes between his lips and
lighted them expertly, both from the
same flame. Extinguishing the match
with a quick shake of his hand, he
offered her one of the cigarettes.
From his automatic manner, it was
plain that this was an accepted pro-
cedure.
"I ... I don't care for any now,"
faltered Joyce, making no move tc
cigarette.
o
"Oh, yes."
"I was afraid he might cut out th'
trip on account of your accident, and
do us out of our bit. You'll be all
right to go with the crowd Wednes-
day?"
Joyce's heart sank. Go where?
"Oh, no, I can't. ... I ... don't feel
up to going anywhere...." she ans-
wered quickly.
Frank perplexity mingled with real
alarm swept :over the man's face.
"Judas, you act queer this morning!
Never knew you so quiet and ... so
queer."
Joyce was thinking desperately, "I
must get rid of him. I can't stand
much more of this sort of thing... .
I've got to de something quick. I'll
make ase of a little `temperament,' I
guess."
She jumped to her feet and ex-
claimed, "Oh, let me alone! Can't you
see I'm sick? And if you don't like
it, you can ... yeti 'can ..." she fal-
tered, her burst of courage evaporat-
ing suddenly, and she turned toward
the door, her one thought to escape.
"I can go to hell," supplied Mait-
land. He laughed without rancus,
and looked relieved. "Fine! That
sounds more like you, darling."
He followed her with long strides
into the living room. Joyce, confid-
ent now that he understood he had
been dismissed and was about to
leave, turned and held out her hand
to him.
Instead of taking it, however, he
came close to her and swept her into
his arms. "Listen, sweetheart! I'll
come tonight—.up through the gar-
den...." Between the rapidly mut-
tered words, his kisses fell on her
neck and face with scorching touch
and ardour,
Joyce was aghast to find she could
not struggle free from his grip.
At last, her unresponsiveness and
her feeble efforts to free herself
seemed to reach his consciousness. He
lifted his head to gaze inquiringly at
177.
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I ;;
1
.,:s was a -,:.net to trod she could not struri,i,:e fru. trot hie ^ ,
take the cigarette and surreptitious-
ly attempting to push her chair far-
ther back, away from him. He war
so close that it seemed to her he
must be able to look right through
her eyes and read her confused
thoughts.
"For Heaven's sake, Frills, what's
the matter? Better smoke; your
nerves need steadying. How do you
feel?"
"Well, I have a headache, natur-
ally . . . and I feel sort of shaken
up," replied Joyce, dropping her eyes
before his ardent gaze. ,
"You're damn' lucky its not
worse," he remarked forcefully,
"what you need is a food stiff drink
right now, and I'm going to give it
to you. Got some real Canadian
rye here, some Jake Townsend got
me." He drew out a large silver
flask, unecrewed and filled the top
and handed it to her. She accepted
it without protest, silently. Perhaps
it would help steady her nerves.
Raising the flask high in one hand
he placed his other hand on her knee,
and pressing it with a sudden strong.
clasp that made her wince, he ex-
claimed softly, "Here's to Frills, the
•most marvelous girl in the world!"
'erce smiled an embarrassed ac-
knowledgment and gulped the liquor
down hastily.
"Feel better?" inquired, still
watching iter closely. "Lord, Frille, I
was in torment till I found out you
weren't seriously hurt. If Neil
doesn't take Fire Queen away where
you can't get at her, I'm going to do
it myself. That beast ought ' to be
killed, and you know it. If ,you
weren't such a stubborn little devil
,you'd admit it." '
Joyce now knew without doubt that
this man was "Malt:" His assured
tone sent a tremor .of apprehensive
terror through her. •
"Did Neil get away this morning'!"
he asked, flicking ashes' from hia.
some face moist and flushed.
"Let me go:" gasped Joyce, taking
advantage of his slightly relaxed
hold to pull her arms out from under
his. Putting her hands against his
shoulders, she gave him such a sud-
denly violent push that she broke his
hold. He stared at her in blank a-
mazement at the unexpected repulse,
then a shadow crossed his face.
"Frills, something's happened to you,
Has Neil? .. , It is Neil? Tell me
what it's all about!"
Joyce backed to the door, fighting
for self-control. "Let me alone!
Don't touch nuc . go away—" She
was almost sobbing.
"But, sweetheart, I can't under-
stand it. Don't you love me? What
have I done? Or is it Neil? Has he
been—.--•-"
Without answering, Joyce fled up-
stairs, her knees trembling under
her. The very force 'of her aversion,
however, took her to the front win-
dow, and, peeping out from behind
the curtain, she watched Maitland
getting into a long gray sport road-
ster outside the door. He glanced up
and saw her. Joyce dodged back,
angry at having been seen, but not
before she caught the wide confident
smile on his face and the wave of his
hand toward her.
Then she ran into the big bedroom
and shut and locked the door. "Oh
dear! What am I going to do?
Well, next time I'll know enough to
keep at a distance and not give him
a chance 'to grab. me that way!"
She was interrupted by a knock
At first, she decided to pay no atten-
tion. Then, merely to get away fron-
her own disturbingthoughts, she has-
tily opened the' door.
Roxie stood ethee,rholding.out • a
yellow envelope, "Telggram for you,
Mrs..Packaitl'" • :n1, i
"Oh? ;`Oh thank "red:" said Joyce
taking; it. *lien' she hod torn it op -
her. Vis e'y%es"'',ere'huntid- hie. hand -L
en apprehensively, dreading to en-
counter further complications, Joyce
read: "HOW ARE YOU PLEASE
WIRE ME HOTEL BLACKSTONE.
LOVE NEIL." It was evidently sent
enroute for it was headed Sacram-
ento.
"IIe's much nicer than Malt!" she
thought impulsively.
She finally decided to telephone the
message. Scarcely had she hung up
the. receiver than the bell rang. She
listened in and heard as before Rox-
ie's calm answer. •
"Hullo, Roxie, can I speak to
Frills?" drawled a feminine voice.
"I'tn sorry, Mrs. Emery, but she
gave orders she didn't feel up to an-
swering the 'phone today."
"Is that right?" with an incredul-
ous note in the voice. Look here, Rox-
ie, go and tell her I'm on the wire,
will you? Ross and Ed and Ethel and
I want to come ever after dinner... "
Joyce shuddered. Ross and Ed and
Ethel! Whew! Four new ones at a
blow. Who were they?
When Roxie appeared, Joyce said,
"Please tell Mrs. Emery I have a
headache and I don't feel like seeing
any one for a day or two."
She smiled with a touch of malice
`when she heard Mrs. Emery's remark
I to Ronk. "Say, Roxie, honest, did
Frills say that? Has Doc been in to-
day to see her? ... Frills is sure sick
when she won't see the gang."
Joyce set her lips indignantly at
that further evidence of the unknown
Mrs. Emery's familiarity with her
affairs. She was glad that Roxie
answered with obvious acidity, "No,
ma'am."
"I like Roxie,' she decided grate-
fully.
It all began to seem to Joyce like a
species of fantastic game. How long
could she hold off these unknown
friends? With the one important ex-
ception of Maitland, the points had
so far been in her favor. With care
and good luck she might continue to
win, until there came the move which
would require her utmost skill the
return of Neil Packard.
Ilex restlessness gradually became
more than mental. She found her
hands moving nervously, the fingers
rubbing together automatically, or
picking up objects aimlessly. When
she sat down it was impossible to
keep her body still for more than a
moment at a time. She realized a
craving in her for something—with-
out knowing what it was,
When Roxie appeared to ask
whether she wished dinner, she gave
mn affirmitive answer, adding that
she would like it served upstairs, and
that she was not at home to any cal-
lers.
"Excitement must make me hun-
gry," thought Joyce later as she sat
before the attractive dinner which
Roxie brought to the boudoir and ar-
ranged on a small round table. "Any-
how I'm not so far gone with shock
that I can't appreciate good food
when I taste it."
When the sun had disappeared
darkness came on rapidly—slot with
the soft lingering of twilight in the
East. Going out on the sleeping
porch, Joyce caught her breath with
delight at the brilliance of the stars
in that clear deep blue velvet of the
night sky. There seemed to be more
than she had ever seen before, closer
together and brighter. The entire
sky was powdered with stars. She
could plainly see the scalloped line of
the distant mountains against the
firmament, and beyond the garden
the blossoming fruit trees spread a
carpet of soft white, faintly shim-
mering in the starlight. Not a build-
ing, not an artificial light, emptiness
spread around her like a pool of
fathomless still water, lonely, awe-
inspiring.
Joyce sat there until she discov-
ered that the night air was actually
cold, a surprising change from the
hot sun of the daytime; and she re-
turned to the house.
At ten -thirty Joyce was still se
wide-awake that she had no desire
to go to bed, but a feeling of rest-
lessness swept over her again, and
she could no longer sit still in front
of the fire.
"It must be safe to go downstairs
now.... Think I'll sneak out to the
kitchen and look for something to
eat."
She found the lower part of the
house in total darkness, but remem-
bering the cubistic floor lamp just
inside the living room door, she fum-
bled for it and successfully pulled the
chain. This gave her light enough tc
find 'the kitchen.
When she had finished eating,
Joyce tried the 'back door and found
it locked. Then, before she went up=
stairs again, she made the round of
all the, windows and doors ' otic • the
lower floor.
Wheri she' was in bed, Joyce ,lay
tense tor some timer nervously,.snre
she would' netnr' 'go 'to sleep, ;She
pant' sunshine and clear air which
could' not have lain awake long, for,
when she awoke to broad daylight,
Joyce had no recollection of a sleep.
less vigil in the dark.
She felt so much better +hat ho
courage went up with a sudden leap,
There was a quality about the brit.
sent a thrill of pleasureeble excite
meet through her. The prospect of
the coming problems stimulated in-
stead of disheartening her. Today.
she would play the role of Mrs. Neil
Packard more convincingly.
(Continued Next Week.)
What Clinton was Doing in The Gay Nineties
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED DURING TFF: LAST DE-
CADE OF THE OLD CENTURY?
From The News -Record, Apr. 19th,
• 1893:
News Notes: The Sons of England
will have a reunion supper at Pike's
hotel on Monday evening.
Mrs. T. Fair and Mrs. R. Irwin
were delegates to the annual meeting
of the W.F.M.S. of the Presbyterian
Church in Canada, held in London yes-
terday.
The hour of morning service in the
Ontario street Methodist church has
been changed to eleven o'clock. The
class meeting preivous to morning ,
service will now commence at ' ten
o'clock.
Coen. McMurray has been present-
ed with a tin cup as the trophy won
by him in the recent shooting match.
Rev. Mr. Edge preached in Ontar-
io street church on Sunday last at
the Sunday school anniversary ser-
vice.
Farmers are seeding in Goderich
and Stanley townships.
North Huron will hold a monster
celebration at Blyth on July 12th.
John Essen of Bayfield offers a
new site for a summer hotel. Hr
would also like to have an electric
railway run from Seaforth to Bay-
field. How about Clinton?
The G. T. R. safe at Lucknow was
cracked the other night and $97 in
bills and a few dollars in silver tak-
en. The only clue is a set of burg-
lar's tools, a whiskey flask and an
American newspaper.
Panics Dick of Kippen has purchas-
ed the Carroll Hotel, Seaforth, for
$3,050.' He takes possession May 1st.
Lightning struck the barn of Thos
Potter near Holmesville Wednesday
night about ten o'clock. The stock
was nearly all saved . Harness, hay,
oats, feed and grain were destroyed
and the loss is considerable. Insur-
ance $200.
A Cold Bath: David Cook the
younger, of the feed store, had a
rather cold experience one morning
recently. He was delivering goods in
the vicinity of Wm. Cooper's resi-
dence. When he returned from the
house the horse was up to its back in
water in the ditch and the only rem-
edy was for Dave to take an early
bath. He reluctantly accomplished
the feat, unhitched the horse and left
the rig until the next day.
Board of Examiners: The Ratten-
bury Street Methodist church is
thronged with strangers this week
The Guelph Conference Board of Ex-
aminers met here yesterday and are
conducting an examination which re-
lates to probationers and candidates
for the ministry, of which there are
between thirty and forty.
A New System: An exchange tells
of a school teacher who has intro
duced a novel system of spelling in
her school. If a girl misses a word
the boy spelling the word is permit-
ted to kiss the girl. The boys are
improving but it is feared the girls
will soon forget how to spell.
They May: Breathes there a man
with soul so dead, who never to him-
self hath said, "I'll pay before I go to
bed, the debt I owe the printer."
Yes, there are some, we know full
well, who never such a tale can tell;
but they, we fear, will go to ,
well, the place where there's no win-
ter.
Licenses Granted: The license com-
missioners met in Clinton on Thurs-
day and considered and acted upon the
applications for 1893-4. The list is
complete for West Huron, with the
exception of Wingham. Following
are the successful applications:
'Clinton: Joseph Rattenbury, Chas
Spooner, Chas. Milne, Bell and Mason,
Lack Kennedy, John T. Lee, Samuel
Pike—Shop: Joseph W. Biter.
Goderich: Jonathan Miller, Win.
Craig, Daniel McCormick, J. C. Mar-
tin, Saults Bros., David Currie, Wtn.
Babb Shop: W. L. Horton.
Blyth: Jonathan Emigh, John Kel-
ly, Thos. McDonald.
Wingham: J. H. Dalmadge, Ferdin-
and Kormann. Out of the applica-
tions of John Sweets, A. Roe, John
Dinsley and Alex. Orr two licenses
are yet to he granted.
Ashfield: Joseph Mallough, Lewis
Smith, Dungannon; John McDonald,,
Joseph Griffin, Kintail; R. J. Delong,
Port Albert.
Hullett: Jacob Kuntz, Manchester;
John Bell, Londesboro.
Colborne: H. Martin, John Carrel,
Saltford; William Robinson, Dunlop;:
Morris Smeltzer; Carlow; John Ham-
ilton, Bemniller.
Wawanosh West: Andrew McAllis-
ter.
Wnwanosh East: Joseph Nixon.
Jacob Kuntz, Colborne, licensed
brewer.
Front The New Era, Apr. 21st, 1893:
Notes: • Mr. Harry Gould is now'
the possessor of a Comet cycle.
The train to Goderich jumped the
track the other day but fortunately
the speed 'was not great and no da-
mage was done.
Mr. Edward Wise left us some
parsnips last year's -that were over
two feet long; he has rhubarb of this
season's growth, the stalks of which
are over a foot long.
The first animal to leave Huron
for the World's Fair was a cow ,ship-
ped from Londesboro on Tuesday and
owned by Mr. W. Grainger of Hal-
lett.
During the month of March the pu-
pils enrolled in the Clinton Public
school were: boys, 233, girls, 209;
average attendance 365, being 38 a-
bove the average of March last year.
Mr. George Hoare is making a
'collection of gladiolus for the World's
Fair.
A meeting will be held in the clerk's
office town hall, on the evening of
Tuesday next for the purpose of
forming a Bicycle Club. Not alone
are riders particularly invited to at-
tend but any others who are interest-
ed in sporting matters.
Proposed Creamery: A meeting
was held in the council chamber on
Tuesday evening in response to a
call from the Mayor, to consider a
scheme for the foundation of a joint
Creamery and Butter Fatcory....A-
bout $1800 in stock was subscribed
at this meeting but as the Exeter
factory is to be in operation in a-
bout 60 days, it is likely the matter
will be held in abeyance to see how
that one works.
Later Other Years: The fall of
four or five inches of snow the oth-
er morning was the subject of re-
mark among several persons, when n
resident of Hullett spoke up and
said:—"Yes, its a late fall of snow,
but I've known it to be much later,
for I well remember going to church
at Londesboro with a cutter some
years ago on the second Sunday in
May, and the sleighing was pretty
good, too."
Badly Hurt: Four weeks ago
when Mr. Lawrence Manning was
returning home one evening an up-
turned plank of the, sidewalk tripped
him up and he fell heavily on his
side. After being carried ]tome it
was found that he had sustained a
very severe bruise which 'confined
him to the house until the present
week.
S. S. Anniversary Services in On-
tario Street Church: The church on
Monday evening was packed full
the chair being occupied by the sup-
erintendent, Mr. D. Tiplady, when
the following program was render-
ed. The secretary's report showed
the number of the roll to be 260,
average attendance 195. Recitation,
were given by Della Finch, Walter
Armstrong, Stanley Bear, Willie
Robbins, Fanny Shipley, Bertic
Pearen, Ida Smith, Fred Gilroy,
Carrie Shipley, John Smith, N.
Welsh, Wesley Cook, Willie Cook.
Willie Plurnsteel, Eddie Mitchell,
Mills Shipley, Lizzie Trowhill, Mur-
ray Gilroy, Erma Kaizer, Johnny
Shipley, May Armstrong, Roy Plum -
steel, Mabel. Hill Willie Shipley,
Edith Whittingham, Lottie Wheatley,
Jennie Shipley, Emma Plumstecl,
Charlie Cluff and Fred Gilroy fav-
ored the audience with singing.
WHEN THE PRESENT CENTURY
WAS YOUNG
From The News -Record, Apr. 23rd,
1908:
Re -Organized: Tile reorganization
of the Doherty Organ and Pianos
company was completed on Tuesday
when the following officers were
elected: President, W. Doherty; Vice,
W. Jackson; Sec. -Treasurer, F. J.
Hill; Director, C. E. Dowding.
The New Incumbent: Rev. Mr.
Dunbar, the newly -appointed incum-
bent of the Holmesville parish, has
rented the Coats cottage on the Bay-
field road, south of town, and has
taken up his residence there with
his parents and his brother-. The
sfamily came from Belfast, Ireland,
sixteen months ago.
The Shed Assessed: Should or
el -weld not the Ontario street church
shed be assessed? Assessor Cottle
says yes and quotes: "Only places of
worship and land used in connection
therewith, (including 'churchyard or
burying ground shall be exempt."
The Municipal World is of the same
opinion. But the church officials are
emphatic in opposition tothe assess-
ment andare backed up by legal.
advice received through tite 'Chris-
tian Guardian,
The question will in all probability
have to be settled by the court of
revision. Mr. Cottle places the as.
sessment at $1,000,
Centre Huron 'Convention: The •
meeting of Centre Huron Conserve-.
tives held in, the. council chamber
yesterday aftenoon was attended by
•epresentative men from various
parts of th new riding. ' Mr. D.
Canteelon presided and Mr. J, H.
1VIeEwen acted as •secretary. It was
decided that a separate association
be formed and that a convention to
place a candidate in the field be held
in Clinton on May 14th.
West Huron Licenses: The lic-
ense board of West Huron met in
Auburn yesterday afternoon and
dealt with the applicants, ' except
those from Wingham and Ashfield,
which are being taken up at the
former place today. The number of
licenses are the same as last year.
The Rattenbury House is again on
the list.
From The New Era, Apr. 23rd, 1908:
Several games of lawn bowls were
played off on the lawn on Friday,
the first of the season.
The friends of Mrs. Ohas. Middle-
ton of Goderich township will be
pleased to learn that she had suf-
ficiently recovered from her recent
runaway accident to be able to re-
turn home on Sunday.
One—Yet blot One:—'A very a-
musing thing happened here last
Thursday morning, by a combination
of persons who were direct contrasts.
A. large crowd of temperance dele-
gateswere walking from the station
to attend the convention held here
that day. At the head of the crowd.
walked Mr. Arthur Knpx of Wing -
ham, well known as the oldest hotel
keeper in the county. We do not
suppose that Mr. Knox was aware of
the situation, but to those who saw
and understood it was decidedly a-
musing.
On Wednesay evening Mr. and
Mrs. Frank Herman entertained a
number of the Modelites who for-
merly attended school here, Need-
less to say they had a good time.
Tuckersmith: The Epworth League
of Turner's church held the first of its
week -evening meetings on Monday
evening, when a large audience was
present. Miss Pearl Wise, violinist,
Miss Minnie Elcoat, elocutionist, Mr.
George Pearson, violinist, assisted
local talent in a most interesting
program. A collection of nearly sev-
en dollars was taken for League
Missionarp forward movement,
Bayfield: The wedding of Miss
Belle Whiddon to Mr. Thomas Stin-
son, both of this place, gave our lit-
tle town an Easter surprise. The
wedding took place at high noon on
Wednesday, Apr. 22nd, after which
the happy couple will spend a honey-
moon about London. The number of
weddings that are soon to be on re-
cord will prove that "leap year" is
no• fizzle about our burg.
MY HAT!
George Bernard Shaw has his own
ideas about sun hats you will notice.
I•Ie was snapped in the Indian
ocean while cruising with the Em-
press of Britain.
She—•I will marry on, if you give
up smoking and drinking."
He Very well. If I don't marry
you. I must give up eating.—'Gut- -
ierrez, Madrid.
"My wife runs her new machine
splendidly; never speeds so fastshe
can't stop within a foot or two; al-
ways pays attention to her wheel;
never starts one way, and then with-
out any reason turns off in another
direction; threads her way around
corners perfectly..
"What make is the car?"
"Car? It's a sewing machine.".«
--IPoW Wove..