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THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD,
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A Los Angeles inventor has patent-
ed a device- which registers the: speed
of a vehicle at " the time • a a
crash. The very fellows who ought to
have such a device will tale care not
to have one.
A man advertises a product which
he says is as good as asbestos. It may
as good as, but it is not asbestos.
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An Ottawa dispatch says: that dele-
gates ask for many things, but the
most uneoinnson request came from
one who asked for an ear trumpet.
Which recalls a story told of Lord
Salisbury when he was prime minis-
terpeer
ter• of Great Britain. An old wa s
droning away in a long winded
speech. Salisbury, seeing another peer
using an ear trumpet, said "Look at
that damfool throwing away his nat-
. ural advantages."
Keeping ever]astingly at it brings
success, and no tone knows it better
than the comic strip artist.
Medical science is entitled to grati-
tude if for nothing else than the dis-
covery that smoking does not cause
cancer,
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Gandhi is one man favored by De
Valera as an arbitrator of the dispute
between Britain and the Free State,
We understand also that in future
fights Sharkey favors Gunboat Smith
as one of the judges.
oic= e.
General Smedley D. Butler says he
always•prayed the Lord to ensure that
he said the right thing. It'would be
interesting to have his explanation
as to why he was defeated in the pri-
maries.
' Did a daily newspaper ever re-
ceive a letter saying: "Stop my pap-
er. In to -day's issue, half -way down
the first page you say `continued an
page 1'7. col. 6' After 10 minutes'
search I found the rest of the article
on page 23, col. 5?"
If. not, why not?
Mussolini is a great man and has
done great things for Italy, but Ins
glorification of war shows that he
has failed to learn -the onlylesson
of any value taught by the titanic.
struggles that ended! 14 year's ago
What he says about war is not even
original. It can be found in Bernarxl-
hi's "Germanyand the next War."
He, too, thought that peace is en-
feebling and.' that "war brings hu.
roan energies to their full force, ' plat.
ing the seal of nobility on people who
have the courage to face it," Von
Bernarclbi is dead, and the Germany
he incited to violence is broken and
disillusioned, but Mussolini still pine
his faith to the rattling sabre, for-
getful- that it is the aggressor who
generally loses.
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An English sergeant -swore in court
that the war started the day aftet
he was married. W'e wish to assure
him that that had nothing whatever
to do' with it. The war was inevitable.
It is going to cost the United States
a lot of money next November to find
out whether the Literary Digest's
straw vote is dependable or not.
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American visitors to Canada can-
not understand why our money
should be at a discount. They say
our banks are more secure and we
carie as near balancing the national
budget as the United .States. The
main reason however, is that we buy
more from then than they do from
us and the balance has to be adjusted
in cash. Dollars, like any other com-
modity, are subject to fluctuations in
price according to the demand. I£ they
I' bought more goods from us than we
from then, they would have to buy
Canadian dollars to redress the bal-
ancerand, the demand would increase
the price of the Canadian dollar. An
adverse balance of trade, along with
the decline in the value of sterling,
accents for the discount on Canadian
money, but that discount will of itself
help to right the exchange situation
by discouraging Canadian purchaser
from the United States.
IS The Truth Stranger Than Fiction?
Tohh Ransford,Thinks That It Is and
Tells This Story to Prove It.
Seated one day in my office a
knock, and subsequent opening door
admitted, cap in hand, a man whom i
knew well whom we shall call John
Smith. He, Smith, came up -to my
desk and handing me a letter said
"I'd like you to read that, Boss, and
tellme what you think of it." I took
it from him, read it, and found it was
a letter stating that the writer one
evening after dark had been given by
a cabman in change for a half sov
ereign some silver coins, among which
was a two shilling piece that had
"John Smith, Clinton, Ontario" en-
graved on it. The writer concluded by
saying that h presumed
Smith would like to recover
the coin on which he had engraved
his name and address, so if Smith
would send him a P. 0. 0, for two
shillings he would snail hint the coin
it being thus defaced be could not pass
it into circulation.
The letter was written on best qual-
ity paper and dated from a fashion-
able street in West end of London,
The handwriting evidently being that
0f an educated gentleman.
I then told Smith -that in nry opin-
ion the letter was just what it par-
roted to be, no more and no less,
"Well, Boss," he said, "I don's think
so. It is a plant to get two shillings
out of rue"
'Why do you think that?" I asked.
"Because," he quickly answered, "I
never engraved my name .on any coin
in my life'" Ile was very firm on
this point, and I could not make him
alter it in any way. So finally I said
"Well, what will you do about it?"
"Do nothing," he answered. "Do you
want the letter any more?" I said.
"No," he replied, "You can do what
you like with it." And he bowed him-.
self eat,
r•ecauiting all that had ]sassed be-
tween myself and ;Smith, and stating
-that as the coin was no good to hini,
if he would send it on to me 1 would
see if I ciould''obtain any fcn•ther light
upon the mystery.
In course°of mail I received a letter
politely thanking 'me for the trouble
I had .taken, enclosing me -the defao
.ed tom; and saying I' could, do what
Diked with it—hilt he would be glad
to know the result of my research.,, I
-looked at the coin. No doubt at all
about it. There was "Jahn Smith,.
Clinton. Ontario"' engraved' on it as
plainly as possible. So 'I sent for ray
roan and asked him "Are you sure
you never engraved your name on any'
coin?" "Yes," he said emphatically
"very stare." I replied, "You are
wrong, for you did. - I have it here,"
And holding up the coin I said, "Will
you believe your own eyes ?" I never
saw a more astonished man in any
life. Taking it, in his hand he ex-
amined it carefully and then said
"That is a coin that my brother used
to carry at the end of his wateh-
ehain. was a blachsmith by trade,
but a ne'er-do-well, Went to the
tate• and d final] drifted on to
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Western Missouri, got into a barrom
scuffle and was shot, Somebody
stale this Cain -from hini, and putting
it into circulation, it has found its
way,out again to mte."'I then 'asked
hint if he would value it, because Mr:
Lyte, the gentleman who hacl,sent it
out had given 'me leave to do what
I liked with it. On his telling.me he
certainly would very. highly value it,
I gave him the coin.
I then wrote Mr. Lyte telling hitt
of the fate of his de-
faced • two shilling piece
and promptly received a reply thank-
ing ane.. He however, went on to say
that for years he had made a study
of hand writing and felt sure that
he and I had many characteristics in
common and would proceed to tell
me sonic of there, and I in return
could tell hiin if they corresponded to
mine. For instance, he told me that
he was musical, smoked, cigarettes,
Ioved exercise, and was a fairly good
speaker. I told hini in my reply that
I too was musical, played the piano a
little, and if I could not get cigaret-
tes would never smoke at all. I•Iis
answer duly arrived telling me he
felt sure we resembles] one another
and enclosed me his photograph. Put-
ting a card ever the lower part of the
face, both my wife and my brother
declared it was my photograph, So
I took it to a photographer and told
hire to place me in a precisely sim-
ilar position es regards light and
shade, and photograph me; which he
ciid with the result that when Ma.. Lyte
received it, his friends were firmly
•af the opinion it was his photograph.
Isis answer sent the lois family gen-
ealogy, which to my surprise was
similar to my own on my mother's
side. Vie both were descended from
the Bolton family of Bolton Abbey
in common to the 15th, Century, when
a Chlonel Bolton went over to 'Ireland,
fought there for Cromwell, and cap-
tured the Castle 01 Faith Legge,
which Cromwell confirmed hint in
possession of and 800 acres of sur-
rounding Iand. This Coionel Bolton
trust have been a prince among dip -
meats, for on Charles 2nd restoration
ho left Colonel Balton ori his estate
and added 1900 acres to it.
I read the Teter carefully again. I
knew the address, the street being
close to where my father had lived
for years—and it was absurd to think
that a petty swindler; to obtain the
sum of two shillings =- would
go to the trouble of
such provisions, So I wrote a reply
From this Colonel Bolton was des-
cended a*very illustrious Irish family,
which in- course of time consisted of
a Miss Bolton, residing in Waterford,
who married Rev. Francis Lyte, the
author of that incomparable hymn
"Abide with me," They had one son,
Cecil Maxwell Lyte, my correspond-
ent,
When this Colonel l3olton went to
Ireland, another member of the fam.
ily ' emigrated to Virginia, U. S. A.
and from him was descended a well-
known family who finally settled in
Savannah, Georgia, Robert Bolton of
Savannah being my mother's grand-
father.
So as Mr. Lyte triumphantly show -
The two 8 -week old Eastern Canadian black bear cubs seen above were born on the Wedgewood
Hunting and Fishing Club grounds at Bissett, P.Q. They arrived in Montreal accompanied by Arthur
Beauvais, well known guide. They've been called Michael and Mary, As shown by the photograph; and
photographs cannot lie, these two babies took early advantage of their first introduction to civilization
to telephone Mother, though a little late for Mother's Day, to assure her they were being well looked
after, Michael is listening in while Mary is doing the telephoning. They have been fed on tinned
milk' since their capture, but sugar is also a favorite article of diet.
The cubs were brought to Montreal by Canadian Pacific Express and' went on to New York from
the Windsor Station,
THE NEW WE L'A D CANAL
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The above will give seine idea of the importance of the new Welland Canal. The Lemoyne was the first'' boat to go through the
new Canal. Capt• .Robinson, iby, the: way, is an old Goder.•ich boy, 'Tis hard to get anything ref any importance done without the aid of some
one from the old county of Iiuron.
NEW CANAL IN_ CANADA ONE
OF THE BE 1'ORLD'
� S GREATEST
The new Weland Canal, which was
officially opened early this month, is,
the first link in the Great Lakes -5t,
Lawrence deep waterway, and is the
fourth canal to be built in the last ane
hundred years connecting lakes Erie
and Ontario.
The new 'Welland ranks with the
Panama as one tof the world's great-
' est canals, indeed in some respects
exceed the Panama. While the locks
of the latter are a little longer and
wider, the total lift tip and down be-
tween the two oceans is only 85 feet,
covered by three locks each away,
' whereas the lift in the new Welland
Canal is 325 feet, covered .by seven
locks of 46 1-2 feet each,' and an
eighth grand lock 1,380 feet long or
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300 feet longer than the longest Pan-
ama lock. These replace twenty-five
locks in the old canal.
S. . S
i The Lemoyne was the first
boat to pass through the canal at
1
its official opening, and a statistician
present reckoned that she carried the
world's greatest cargo of`grain. "She
- has already carried 571,885bushels
of wheat at. one load," he said, ',and
the cargo would make 12,350,000 two
pound loaves of bread. If you laid
these loaves enc] to end, they Would
:reach 2,350 utiles, or the distance
from the spot where the' wheat was
produced to the Atlantic- It would'
take 210 farm 0 1
s f 50 acres togrow-
the
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I care t
g and ..86 80 ton railway cars'
or a train 2 1-2 miles long to carry -
it. Seven average canal -sire freigir
tors world he needed to carry the•
cargo, which is enough to supply
Canadian requirements for a day and,
a half, It would take 50 Hien work-
ing with shovels 10 hours a day, 12.
days to unload the ship "
ed, he and I were very distant
cousins, but still cousins. He gave
me his latest London address and be-
sought me to never come to England
without calling an him, which of
course I promised to do. So on my
next visit I called at his house, only
to be told by his footman that Mr.
and Mrs. Lyte were staying in
Broadstairs and would I kindly go to
the address he gave me. Down to
Broadstairs I went, it only being a
few utiles from London. The door
was opened by a pretty Kentish gin'
who at once said "Please go down to
the esplanade, where you will find
Master and Missus." "How do you
know who I ant," "Blaster has your
photo on his mantelpiece and I would
know you anywhere." "But .how shall
I know your master for I have never
seen him?" "Master said you would
be sure to find him." So there was
nothing for it, and down to the es-
planade I went. It was a small semi-
circular asphalted walk filled with
ladies and gentlemen, doing fancy
work and reading their papers. I
made the circuit twice and was just
about decided to go back to their
house and wait for them, when I was
attracted by a man and women sit-
ting not far from me. I walked
straight up to them and looking at
hint said "You are Cecil Maxwell
Lyte," Ile answered promptly "You
are John Ransfarti" and at mice in-
trodaced-tae to his wife. She then
said they Were. going up to lunch and
invited tare to accompany them.
I found thein most charming people.
She was the oldest daughter of Lord
Mowbray and newton, representat-
ive Of the oldest Catholic family in
England. They trade me very we -
come and my visit was a great pleas-
ure.
So it is now for your readers to
decide whether or not "Truth is
stranger than fiction." There is no
doubt in' my own mind that in many
cases it is.
JOHN RANSFORD.
Clinton, Ontario, August 0, 1931.
SHOULD NOT IGNORE THESE
EFFORTS, THE LEAGUE
MEANS BUSINESS
A document containing just one
short of a score of "whereases," and
ending with a modest request to
Premier Henry to "investigate free-
ly to establish the truth or falsity of
these statements," has - been issued
by the Moderation League of Ontario
and copies have been sent to a num-
ber of Crillians for signature, one
of which has found its way to the ed-
itorial desk. The burden of long pre-
amble is that this Province is suffer-
ing seriously from Iack of facilities
for the sale and consumptibn.of beer.
and wine, coupled with allegations
that if these refreshments were plac-
ed or permitted to be drunk in hotels
and restuarants it would improve bus-
iness, increase the "amount" of tour-
ists, alleviate taxation and promote
"truer temperance'" The last phrase
is a degree beyond the "true tem-
perance" which the present system
was to usher in. The superlative
"Truest temperance" will, presumably
be attained in the view :of the mod-
eration League when the sale of liq-
uor is once more as free and untram-
melled as that of ice cream, To
many an effort to lift the country by
its bootstraps may seem less absurd
and futile than the proposal to cure
the depression by increasing the
waste oh products -whose use, and long
experience has shown to be aceom--
panied by evils proportionate to the
quantity consumed, -which in turn is
largely determined by the facilities
lrovided for their sale. But those
who hold this view would perhaps do
well not to ignore the.vigorous pro,
paganda of the Moderation League
in favour of beer and wine, lest
later they find that. a movement
which they despised has become
formidable.--Orillia Packet -Times. '
( HOW WOULD TORONTO DO JF IT
HAD TO DEPEND UPON ITSELF?
From the Toronto Star we quote;
The Stratford Beacon -Herald, which
sometimes says unkind things about
Toronto, notes that more people re-
gistered, at the Stratford Centenary
from Toronto than from any other
place. The fact is that Toronto is, for
the most part, a city of transplanted
Stratfords and Kitcheners and Peter -
boroughs and all the Lather Ontario
communities, and therefore not such
a terrible city as its critics elsewhere
in Ontario sometimes like to think,
The Star got the right idea first
time. It frankly states it is the folk
front outside boundaries who have
kept Toronto On something resemb-
ling an even keel,
'What the Star says is so when it
comes to the newspaper business. Joe
Clark, who Probably wrote the para-
graph, came from Flesherton and got
his first job sticking type on a paper
in Durham, where one of his duties
was to go and bring the editor bacic
to the taffies from the quarry, where
digging for fossils was his chief de-
light. 'George Maitland, who lives in
the pert next to that occupied by Mr.
Claris at the Star, is a native of
Stratford, a - graduate of the Herald.
On The Globe H. W. Anderson, the
managing editor, names Chatham as
the old home town, and we believe he
even mastered the intricacies of a
type -setting machine there in his
early days. Hugh Ferguson, editorial
writer on the Globe; cane from Kin-
cardine, P.,, D. L. Smith, chief editor
of the Mail and Empire was ,born
near Listowel, and . C. 0. Knowles,
managing editor of the Telegram,
made a start in journalism by push-
ing a mail cart. along the street on
behalf of the Guelph Mercury. It can
he recalled too that the late John R.
Robinson, for years editor of tate 1
Telegram learned his trade in the
sante Guelph Mercury. Going outside
the daily newspaper field there is Col..
J. B. MacLean, probably the most
outstanding publisher in the Domin-
ion.' He came front a manse in Pus-
linch, in Wellington county. And so,
applying the Star's logic, we reach
the conclusion that Toronto newspap-
ers have attained their present excel-
lence by reason of having Hien from
outside Toronto go in and develop
them.—Stratford Beacon -Herald,
WHY
Two friends were having an indig-
nation meeting of their own. Both
had suffered domestic strife and now
they were comparing notes.
"Aren't women the limit?" growled
the first. "We husbands don't know
anything at all and our wives know
everything"
",Nell," said -Itis companion in mis-
ery, reluctantly, "there's one thing
my wife admits she doesn't know."
"What on earth is that?"
"Why she married nie."
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