HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1932-04-28, Page 3THURS., APRIL 28, 1932
THE CLINTON NEWS -RECORD ., PAGE 3
A. Magician declares that it ie eas-
ier to fool an intelligent audience
than a dull one. Thanks ever. so
much. , We never were able to see
through those tricks,
AWashington correspondent says
that party managers are losing sleep
over defectionsfrom their ranks, We
have understood that a good way to
induce sleep is to count sheep jump-
ing over the fence from one fold to
another. •
. 'A Br000klyn man offers to give his
wife as a •hastage for the return of
the Lindbergh baby. Which recalls
a story that Hon, Dr. Toledo, prime
minister of British Columbia, used to
A man received a Black Hand
letter in which he was told that, if
he did not•leave $2,060 at a specified
place by a specified time, his wife
would be killed. At that specified
_ place and time, all the -Black Hander
got was a letter saying "I haven't
the money but I am interested in
your proposition just the sante."
.Six years is a long time, and those
republican Irishmen just got tired
being good and quiet, to -they did.
Sir Oliver Lodge, testifying in a
libel action, 'declared that he had
communications with denizens of the
other world and they told him it was
"a world of illusions in which they
can get whatever they want." We
seem to have a hazy recollection. of
living there three or four year ago.
"Aain't Science Wonderful!"
Asked by Justice McCardie where
those denizens of the other world re-
side, Sir Oliver replied:"In space,"
and he defined• space as "the thing
in the universe that takes up all the
room,"
Those unpronounceable names of
Fianna Fail menbere are Gaelic or
Erse. Translated into English, the
list, would sound like a rola-car of
New York City officials.
A newspaper started quite a discus-
sion recently by asking if any of its
readers ever saw anyone drop a col-
lection plate in church, It seems to
have happened often according to the
correspondence which' resulted. here's
one: Aid you ever see queues lined
up along the street on Sunday,
waiting for the church doors to
open? We saw thele once—in Edin-
burgh„Scotland. Nothing special, Just
the regular morning service.
• A man claims to have invented a
fool -proof pen -point that will stand
all sorts of. bard usage, Sceptical as
ever, we will believe it after it has
successfully weathered a weeit's en,
gagment at the post -office.
This definition has been attributed
to Gladstone;- "Deputation -; a noun
of number, signifying many, but not.
signifying much.” A "monster depu-
talion," such as the ten thousand
who wished to - interview the New-
foundland- premier, signifies much
as well as many. 'The intent is to
overcome to intimidate, to make up
by force of numbers what it may
lack in forcefulness of argument or.
Zjust persuasion. Every prime mini-
ster with any experience knows how
a huge deputation is '•orgainzed and
how an avalanche of letters, tele-
, grams and resolutions is directed
' upon the capital. `If the purpose is
legitimate and practical, a small
deputation will serve better than a
large one, but agitators never think
so.
In a recent trills a judge directed'
the jury to find a verdict of not
guilty and then said to the accused
"If you are guilty, you will have
something on your conseience-for the
rest of life: This will be a les:
son to you. And this is the speech
that the accused should have made
but, did not, "My Lord, you have no
business to make any such 'state-
ment. It will lie on my reputation the
rest of my life, although I am riot
guilty. I" demand that you take back
that statement and have it stricken
from the record."
-
Francis Nelson, who died recently,
at Balboa , was Canada's best known
sportsman and sports writer. Ire had
a large fund of anecdotes from which
he could draw as occasion required.
When the Home Bank was being in-
vestigated, jte was reminded of a
bank in one of the southern states.
It was a negro bank. The staff and
the customers were all colored. One
day, a depositor came in to withdraw
ten dollars. That was an important
transaction, so the teller passed him
on to the manager, and the following
dialogue took place:
"When did you deposit dat ten doi-
Iahs?"
"EIeven years ago."
"Eleven yeahs! Man, dat was eaten
up long ago by de interest"
4 ' profit
from. one
Telephone Call ri
The local dealer had offered Jim Ross a
price for his fat steers, but Jim was
canny. He thought he ought to get a
better price. •
•So he telephoned in to the stockyards —
and found that beef had gone up two
cents. • He took his steers in that day,
and made $40 extra profit. The tele.
phone call cost him 35 cents. . •
No wonder Jim said to his wife that
night when he got home for a late sup-
per:. "Ws
up-per:`'It's lucky we've kept•. our. tele.
phone."
A GENTLEMAN AND k
SPORTSMAN
By Fred Wlilliams in The Mail and
Empire,
Do ou know that while, a good.y
nutation may be better, than riche
a ratan is rich indeed when he c•a
leave to his family bath of these de
sirable legacies. Such a man wa
George F: Galt, of Winnipeg, wh
died four years; aga,to-day. A con of
'Chief Justice Galt,: and therefore
•grandson of John Galt, the founde
of Guelph and Goderich. He wa
born in this ciey and from his you
was. an expert in athletics, earnin
the designation applied to him by P
D. Ross, of Ottawa, "a great sports
mans" Early-in...the 'development o
Winnipeg he went ,there, like s
many others of our Ontario filen t
lay the foundations of that proving
as an . English-speaking unit of th
Dominion, and built up a great busi-
ness, amassing a considerable for-
tune in the doing, but ever ready to
aid his fellows, - active in all good
'works for the cumntunity and, tolesdeath, living up to the reputationhe
won down here' of a man "who -played
the game" in all things.
Before going west, he won high
repute as an oarsman. In 1880 and
tl
1881, he rowed stroke in the Argon-
aut four, which in these two year
won the championship: of the Cana-
dian Association •of Amateur Oars-
men, then the blue ribbon of the
rowing game in this country. This
brings me to the story which I want
to regal] as- characteristic of ' the
elan. Here it is as told. by P. D.
Ross: .
At the annual regatta , of the Can-
adian Association of Amateur Oars-
men at Lachine in 1882, when I was
a junior oarsman, I was standing on
the boat float at the Lachine Rowing
Club, when George Galtewas helped
out of a four -,oared shell and stag.
gored oe the float. The. Argonaut
four had just come in from the C.A.
A.O. race for senior fours, in which
they had finished last. Galt was
looking pretty sick. He was all in.
He had been impressed by the Ar-
gonauts at the last moment to row
stroke in their four, although he had
not been in training, He had came
to Lachine merely to accompany the
Argonaut crews. The oarsman who
was to stroke the Argonaut senior
four having suddenly taken ill.
Galt's clubmates dragged him in to
replaca the other. It was foolish;
the best man in the world, untrained
t'bitld not last' in a boat through a
mile and a half of racing pace.
"Tao bad, George," exclaimed one
of the Argonaut supporters as Galt
slumped on the float. "I wish. I could
have put a motor in the boat for
you."
Galt straightened up and glared
at the speaker. "Look here," he said,
"listen to me. If I could beat any-
body in a boat race or anything
by crooking my little finger
when I wasn't able to win, on my
merits, I wouldn't crook my little
finger!"
Ancl he dived up to that all his
life. George Galt never did a crook-
ed thing to man or beast. Can you
wonder that his memory is loved at
Winnipeg?
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FERRY GATEMAN AT 83 IS
"TOO BUSY TO TALK"
The Glebe last week had the fol-
lowing regarding an old -tone rest+
dent of Clinton, for several years,
Geo. Ward:
There is one busy man in Toronto
anyway. George Ward is too busy to
talk. He said so yesterday.
George Ward is 83 years old, or
will be in August. Last Saturday
he started his twentieth season on
the gate at the Toronto, Island ferry
dock.
Maybe George Ward has seen a
few things since he was born in 1849.
112abye he hasn't. Either way he'd
no time to talk about it; not yester-
day. He was too busy.
lier. Ward stopped leaning against
the sun -warmed wall of the deserted
ferry shed and took his eyes from the
departing shape of the Island ferry
T. J. Clark, Iong enough to say so.
"Talk?" George' Ward said. "I'm
the busy now. And after this I've
some work to do cleaning up the of-
fice. No use you waiting. Takenee
half -an -hour. Maybe elort."
- Having thus spoken, George War('
withdraw into the chill darkness of
the ferry shed's inside. Nevertheless
a reporter waited. When duty calls
reporters to .spend part of a warm
spring afternoon on the sunny side
of a ferry -slip. Reporters are slaves
to duty.
Inside the "ferry, shed was dark
and cold. Presently George Ward
came out of it into the sunlight. The
reporter was there, waiting still,
Even so, .Mr. Ward kept his- tem-.
per,
"You go up," hes aid, "to the head
office. They've got all. about me rip
there 'better'n I can tell you, I
haven't time to talk to you now,
Donna when I will have time. Not
ecidays.'anyway.'
"Tomorrow depends," George Ward
said, "on what ,1 have to do. I'm
busy. I'm busy most elf the time."
MARE CANDIDATES PAY
PRINTING BILL
In New Hampshire they . cherge a
candidate a dollar Tor having his
name printed on the official. ballot.
And if he loses the election he does'
not get it back, either;—Stratford
Beacon -Herald.
Gay, Sometimes Sad— But Alvcrays Helpful THIS MODEST CORNER IS DEDICATED
TO THE ,POETS
Here They Will Sing You Their Songs*Sometimes
and Ins Airing
ROW COULD WE KNOW?' dead brow,
How could be 'know what store of The way is lonely; let me feel them
bloom the spring
Think' now.
gently of me; I. am travel-
H'ides in the clefts of hollows and wazw
of .hills,
Did not the winds .from thence a, hfy falterin,g .£est ai^e pierced with
perfume_ being, many a thorn,
And' scattered petals float a down
Forgives Oh, hearts, estranged, for -
the tills give, I plead; ,.
Whencareless bliss is mine, I •shall
not' need
The tenderness for which I long to-
night.
—Ascribed to Rev. A. • J. Ryan, also
to Ben- King, Alice Carey and others.
--Tsurayuki,
DUSK
These are the things.men. seek at
dusk:
Firelight across a room,'
Green„ splashing against dim roofs,
Gardens where flowers bloom.
Lamplighted gold of a windowpane,
Trees -with tall stars above,
Women who watch a darkening street
For somebody whom they lave.
Faith of a small child's rhyming
prayer,
Candle -shine, tables spread
With a blossom or two in a gay blue
bow,
Fragranele of crusted bread,
For men may dream of a clipper ship,
A wharf, or a gypsy camp,
But their footsteps pattern a homing
way
To a woman, a child, a lamp.
--Helen Welshinier.
RELIANCE
Not to tine swift, the race;
Not to the strong, the fight;
Not to the righeous, perfect grace;
Not to the wise, the light.
But often faltering feet -
Cante surest to the goal;
And they that walk in darkness meet
The sunrise of the soul.•
A thousand times by night
The Syrian hosts have died;
A. thousand times the vanquished
right
'Has risen glorified.
The truth the wise men sought
Was spoken by a child;
The alabaster box was brought
In trembling hands defiled.
Not from my torch the gleam,
Not from the stars above;
Not from my heart life'ee crystal
stream,
But from the depths of love:
Ilienry Van Dyke.
CHARACTER
The sun set, but set not his hope,
Stars rose; his faith was earlier up:
Fixed on the enormous galaxy,
Deeper and older seemed his eye;
And matched his sufferance sublime
The taciturnity of- time.
He spoke, and words more soft than
rain -
Brought the Age of Gold again;
His action evon such reverence eereet
As hid all measure of defeat.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson, in "Poems."
THE STREET OF LITTLE HOUSES
There's a street of little hquses
Where the blinds are never drawn,
And the mellow glow of shadesi lights
Shines out across each lawn.
I love to walk that little street,
To hear those warm lamps say:
"We're shining in a •happo home,
We'11 brighten up 'your way."
Then such a joy leaps through me,
My eyes with tears grow dim.
God bless the little houses
And keep their lights a -trim!
—Cecilia 1e. Caldwell
IF I SHOULD DIE TONIGHT
If I should die tonight-..
My friends would look upon my quiet
face.
Before they laidit in its resting
place,
And deem that Death had left it al-
most fair, And, laying snow-white flowers upon
my hair,
Would smooth it down withlingering
caress -1.
Poor hands, so empty and so told
tonight. -
If I. should die tonight—
My friends would call to mind with
loving thought °
Some kindly deed the icy hand ,had
wrought,
Some gentle word the frozen lips had
said
Errands on which the willing feet
had sped. •
The memory of my selfishness - and
• pride,
My hasty words. would all be put
•
aside,
And so I should be loved and mourned
tonight. - o
Oh, friends, I pray tonight,
Keep not your kisses . far my cold,
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WHAT GOD HATH .:•PROMISED
God hath not promised
Skies always Iblue,
Flower -strewn pathways
All our lives through;
God hath not promised
Sun without vain
Joy without sorrow,
Peace without pain.
But . God hath promised
Strength for the day,
Rest for the Iabor,
. Light for the way,
Grace for the trials,
Help from above,
Unfailing sympathy,
Undying love.
—Annie Johnson Flint,
THE SHOPPERS
You who hold life clutched like a
peony tight in your hand—
Cautious, hoarding, looking for "a bar-
gain—conte, understands '
The gorgeous -fun your coin can
buy; -
Let's go shopping, you and I.
Let's buy laughter and sunny days,
Who's afraid of the autumn's hazel
Let's buy songs and dancing feet;
You'll find shade from the summer's
heat.
Let's buy gladness—.you fear it's
brief?
Conte! Take a chance on the fut-
ure's grief.
Let's buy youth and a happy spring;.
Age will be rich with remembering.
—Frances Margaret Hall
AN APRIL MORNING
BIiss Carman, who was 00 ardent
lover of the springtime and especially
of the month of April, has written
many exquisite lyrics in which be
expresses the joy and thrill of this
magic season. IIe sings; ,
Once more in misted April
The earth is growing green,
Along the winding river
The plumy willows Iean.
"Beyond the sweeping meadows.
The looming mountains rise,
Like battlements of dreamland
Against the brooding skies.
In every wooded valley ,.
The buds are breaking through,
As though the heart of all things
No languor ever knew,
The golden -wings and bluebirds
Cali to their 'heavely choirs,
The pines are blue and drifted
With smoke of brushwood fires.
And in my sistor's garden,
Where little breezes run,
'The -golden daffodillies
Are blowing in the sun.
—Bliss :Carman.
MARTHA OR MARY,
I cannot choose; I should have liked
so much
To sit at Jesus' feet -to feel the
touch
Of His kind, gentle hand upon my
head,
While drinking in the gracious words
He said.
And yet to serve Him! --'O, divine
employ --
To minister and give the Master
JoY,
To bathe in coolest springs His weary
fret.
And wait upon Him while He sat at
nieat! .
Worship or service—iwhieh? Ah, that
is 'best
To which Be calls us, be it toil 00
'est—
Do labor for Him in life's busy stir,
Or seek . His feet' --, a . silent wor,
shipper.
--Caroline . Atwater Mason.
ALL THAT'S PAST'
Very old are the woods;, .c
And the buds that .break
Out:of the briar's boughs. v'
When' March winds wake,:
So old with :their beauty are--
Oh, no •man knows
Through what wild countries
Rioves'back the nese.
Very old ere the brooks:
And the rill's ,that rise
Where snow sleeps cold beneath
The azure skies
Sing such a history
Of come and gone,
Their every drop is as wise
As Solomon.
Very old are We men:
Our dreams are tales
Told in dim 'E'den
By Eve's nightingales;
We wake and whisper awhile,
But, theday gone by,
Silence and sleep like fields
Of Amaranth lie.
Walter de la Mare,
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HOMESICK
I. cane . again to view the old places
knowing
How my young heart head cried to
be there again. '
I came again to watch the river flow-
ing
Among the green pastures hid in
blue vervain.
I climbed the hill and, marked the
purple wood
Whence crows flew out to mark the
ecstasy ' •
I thought wee mine because again I
stood
Upon the hills where I had longed
to be.
Hurriedly down the shaded path I
went
Viewing the changeless, deep ra-
vines and all
The ancient trees my fancy was.con-
tent
To bring out when I in Ioneliness
would call.
But there I felt that homesickness
was growing
Instead of fading into new-found
joy;
I left the hills and woods of child-
haod, knowing
That I was homesick for .the little
boy.
—Raymond Kresensky, in the New
Doh't ridicule the masses, Tie. malign
the chosen few
Don't think yourself a censor for the
silly hootan flocle
And just nenlentber as you go, ,that
any fool can knock.
.Don't laugh at those who make nits
takes and stumble on the way.'
For you are apt to follow"then,-and
almost any day.
Don't think the others shifting sand,
while' you are solid rock,
And don't forget, for goodness sake,
that any 'fool can knock.
Don't be a puller -down; of fame an
other mem conferred,
Don't give a parting kick to one who
fell because he erred.
Don't think that you are perfect and
the only size' in stock,
And now, once more, - just bear it
mind, that any foal can knock.
- —Sales Talks.
• YOUNG HURON MEDICO MAKES
IMPORTANT DISCOVERY
Last week the Toronto Mull and
• Empire contained a special article
from Hamilton with an interview of
the Superintendent of the Mountain
Sanitarium, Dr. J. H, Holbrook in
which he speaks of a. former Exeter
boy, Dr. W. Stuart Stanbury., path-
ologist in that institution. Dr. Stan-
bury has been engaged in researeh
work in connection with diabetes and
tuberculosis and has trade the dis-
covery that the use of insulin. is most
beneficial in the treatment of tub-
ereular patients. Dr. 'Holbrook re./
gards the new line of experiment
most hopefully and says that Dr.
Stanbury will be given every facility
of the Sanitarium to develop and ex-
pand the nein discovery. Several
papers have been published by Dr.
Stanbury giving• the results of his
research along other lines and these
have been read .at medical conven-
tions at Toronto and Hamilton and
at the end ,af this month he 'will at-
tend the American Medical Associa-
tion at Philadelphia as represents,
tive of the Hamilton hospital.
—Exeter Tlimes-Advocate:.
York Times. -
THE OTHER MAN '
Perhaps he sometimes slipped a bit—
Well, so have you.
Perhaps some things he ought to
quit—
Well, so should you.
Perhaps he may have faltered—Why,
Why, all then da, and so have I.
Yon must admit, unless you lie,
That so have you.
Perhaps, if we would stop and think,
Both I and you,
When painting some one black se
ink,
As some folks do,
Perhaps if we would recollect,
Perfection we would not expect
But just a man half=way correct,
Like me ane you.
I'm just a 1000 who's fairly good,
len just like you;
I've done some things I never should,
Perhaps like you.
But thank the Lord I've sense to see
The rest of men with charity;
They're good enough if good as 010—
Say, men like you.
-From The Masonic Digest,
,NEWSPAPER MAN OUGHT TO
HAVE A NEW SPRING SUIT
Walkerton council decided last
week that the two constables should
get -along this year with only a new
pair of trousers, instead of a whole
new uniform, but they aren't the on:
ly people who 000 in need of new
trousers, as the folioweng from the
Herald -Titres shows:
! "In throwing a copy of the reso-
lution over to the press box, Reevc
Campbell Grant's pitching arm,
which hasn't suppled up for tI1e
season yet, was so out of control that
the missive fell far short of the tar-
; get and on the Herald -Times scribe
; reaching on to the floor to recover it,
; there was an ominous rip that re-
soneded through the council cham-
ber, and on all hands, front the nuty-
or down, looking in the direction of
I the split, they realized that a meine
ber of the press was in mare dire
need than either of the cops. but did
nothing to relieve the situation other
‘than suggest that someone loan him
a barrel; However, the saving graces
of a long winter overcoat enabled the
reporter to retire in decorum, though
he is feeling the effects of the de-
pression worse than ever now."
ANY POOL CAN KNOCK Advertisements are your pocket
Don't criticize your neighbors' faults, ' book editorials. They interpret the
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let prize—$1,000.00 cash
2 -rid prize $500.00 cash
3rd prize : $200.00 cash
4th prize*— $100,00 cash
5 prizes, each $50.00 • cash,
95 prizes, each $10.00 cash
104 prizes totalling $3,000.00
Someone is going to walk home
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mating the numbdr'of cords in the
average Goodyear Tire. Why don't
you take a few minutes to make are
estimate? It won't cost you a cent
and you have as good a chance as
anyone else to he one of the winners.
[ti THE AVERAGE GOODYEAR TIRE)
' Anyone from a household where a
car is owned tray enter except tire
dealers, employees of rubber corn.
paries and the families of both. There
is no entry fee, nothing to buy, no
special requirement.
See the six Goodyear Tires of
various• sizes, types and ply -thick.
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the number of cords in each, find a
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Come in and see Supertwist Cords demonstrated
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