Clinton News Record, 1955-11-03, Page 9-TETURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1955
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(By BENJAMIN BEVE RIDGE)
I've just spent an evening with Elva" is a worthy candidate for
Cousin Elva, and it was a lot of
Even if Stuart Trueman's new
book hadn't been the most enter-
taining piece of humour Ihave
read far a tong while—and it was
-3 think I would say something
nice about hire, anyway: because
he is a fine gentleman with a very
good brain. He has been writing
stories for Saturday Evening Post
and Colliers, MacLean's and the
like for 25 years. And he was a
Time Magazine correspondent in
New Brunswick for a while. This
first book of his, "Cousin Elva,"
published by McCleflaud and
Stewart, brings together a num-
ber of Mr. Trueman's talents,
among them his understanding of
human nature, his tolerant phil-
osophy, and his acumen for mak-
ing people laugh.
The appearance of "Cousin
the. Leacock Prize for Humour,
which not too long ago was won
by a fellow New Brunswicker,
Lawrence East, for his "Battle of
Baltinglass."
I have often thought how diffi-
cult it must be to just sit down
at the typewriter and be funny.
Shapespeare's quill, made a pro•
found transition from the maca-
bre to the ridiculous when it
created Falstaff, and Cervantes
tes n
doubtless put much thought into
his Don Quixote, the imaginative
knight who attacked a host of
windmills. But once in a while
someone Stumbles upon a Ma and
Pa I{ettle with no apparent trav-
ail at all.
Stuart Trueman doesn's have to
try to be funny. He is furuiy.
And his Cousin Elva, who is the
principal character in his unput-
downable story of Frank and Pen -
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elope Trimble's experiment in the
summer tourist home business,
contains a good half -barrel of gig-
gles for everyone. And good
laughs are hard come by these
days.
Cousin. Elva, kind, generous,
lovable Cousin Elva, went with
the tourist' home when the Trim-
bles bought it. That other side
of the dear lady's nature you will
have to read about, and it will
cost you $3.50 or a trip to the
library.
I beg the indulgence of my
readers for mentioning Davy
Crockett in this column again
He has had altogether too much
attention this past while. How-
ever, there has been' some talk
as to what historical figure might
be Crockertt's counterpart in Can-
ada, if Canadians should ever
show any interest in the matter,
which they haven't.
The requirements for' such a
candidate are that he be not only
a national hero, but that he also
be a character. And that he be
dead. This should be easy.
We think of Madeleine de Ver-
cheres at once. But how many
little girls in the popsicle set
would care to go about in a pion-
eer bonnet such as the heroine of
1692 wore when she defended her
father's fort? And how attract-
ive would be the garb of the noble
Quakers who founded the little
community of Sparta along the
Ontario shore of Lake Erie?
There was Sam Slick, of course,
who was all character and a yard
wide. But wise -sawing Sam was
a Yankee, and not a real one but
merely a figment of T. C. Hali-
burton's imagination.
Then there was .Angus Mac-
Askill, the Cape Breton giant
who was almost eight feet in
height, three feet and eight in-
ches across ,the shoulders, and
who weighed well aver 500 ponds.
There is Twelve -Foot Davis, too.
He was a prospector from Peace
River who made a fortune on a
plot of land 12 feet by 12 feet.
And Grey Owl, the mysterious
Englishman who lived Indiarn-like
in the Upper Canadian Forests.
There has to be a gimmick,
however. Perhaps the younger,
set would trade in their crew-
cuts for Grey Owl's braids.
Now Bob Edwards was a char-
acter, and he was a hero of sorts.
But his Carry Eye Opener was
the vehicle for too many ribald
observations to sanction his emu-
lation by the Beaver Scout Patrol.
If we are looking for characters
need we go beyond Sir John A.
Macdonald or Sir William Horne?
But I cannot think of an approach
to "Old Tomorrow" 'that would
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Canada's Plowing Champions
ImperlaA Oil photo
Winners of Canada's top plowing trophy for the second time
in three years is Bob Timbers (centre), 28, of Stouffville, Ont.
Timbers, who was Canadian Champion in 1953, won the Esso
Silver Plow at the International Plowing Match near Leaming-
ton, Ont., again recently. Runsserup was Jerry Ferguson (left),
63, Croton, Ont. Edwin "Mickey" Dernman, 22, of Portage la
Prairie, Mali., came third and will travel to England with. Tim-
bers next year to compete for the world title. Dennnan,rather
than Ferguson, qualified for the trip because no province is
permitted more than one man on the two-man overseas team.
make him a subject of a song
which could be sung by any but
newspapermen at a' byline ball.
If they had not been so gen-
uine, both Wolfe and Montoalm
might have been good Canuck
Davy Crocketts. I often wish we
knew more about "the man from
Gaspereaux", who was reputed to
have been with Isaac Chipman,
one of the 1838 founders of Acad-
ia University in Nova Scotia,
when he was drowned in the
Cornwallis river. His possibilit-
ies—perhaps because we know so
little of him—seem greater than
any of the others.
I think we can get along with-
out a Davy Crockett; but it does-
n't prevent me from mentioning—
just for fun—Dr. William "Tiger"
Dunlop, one of the early settlers
of Goderich, Ontario, who with
his brother Robert kept Bachel-
ors' Hall in a loghouse called
"Gairbraad" in 1833.
Louisa McCo]i, a pretty young
thing came to them from Scot-
land to keep house for the broth-
ers, but there was much whisper-
ing in the community in respect
tothis relationship. The Dunlops
were confirmed in their bachelor-
hood, but they did not wish to see
this good cook and housekeeper
go. So they decided to toss a
coin to see who should marry the
lassie. Captain Robert won the
toss—or lost it—and he married
Louisa.
It had been Tiger's coin, and it
was a long time coming out that
it had two heads. You never can
tell. Perhaps some enterprising
promoter will make up a batch
of Tiger Dunlop coins to replace
the wooden nickles and -the yo-yos
that are going around.
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IOOF Sponsors
Hallowe'en Dance
In Hensall Hall
(By our Hensen correspondent)
The IOOF and Amber Rebekah
Lodges sponsored a very success-
ful Hallowe'en dance in Hensall
last Friday night. Winners are as
follows: ladies' character, Mrs.
Laird Jacobi, Mrs. William Sie-
bert, Zurich; ladies' comic, Wil-
mer Ferguson, Mrs. Wilmer Fer-
guson, Hensali; men's character,
Archie Mustard, George Anderson,
Brucefield; men's comic, Mrs.
William Smile, Hensall; Mrs.
Archie Mustard, Brucefield; best
dressed couple, Mr. and Mrs. Jack
Peebles, Mr. and Mrs, Vic Stan,
Bayfield WAIS Is
Entertained In
Hensall Church
(By our Henson correspondent)
The schoolroom of Carmel Pres-
byterian Church, lovely with aut-
umn flowers, was the setting last
Thursday for the annual thank -
offering of the Women's Mission-
ary Society of the church. Guests
for the occasion were the Arnold
Circle of the church, and the Wo-
men's Missionary Society of Bay-
field Presbyterian Church.
The program was arranged by
Mrs. Inez McEwan and Mrs. Geo-
rge Walker, with Mrs. McEwan
presiding. Following the opening
hymn Mrs. Pearl Baynham read
sacred passages, and Mrs. B. Ed-
wards offered prayer. Mrs. James
W. Bonthron favoured with a
pleasing solo.
Mrs. S. Dougall, president of
the organization, introduced the
guest speaker for the afternoon,
Mrs. D. Glenn Campbell, Seaforth,
who spoke on the theme "It is
more blessed to give than to re-
ceive" and stressed the thought
that "giving" needs "money, time,
and talent." Mrs. Glenn Bell
thanked the speaker for her tim-
ely and inspiring message.
Mrs. W. R. Bell was presented
with a life membership, presenta-
tion by Mrs. Malcohn Dougall.
Mrs. William Browse and Mrs.
Harold Bell contributed a lovely
duet.
Rev. D. MacDonald, minister of
the church closed the meeting
with the benediction. A social
hour and lunch was enjoyed. Mrs.
J. Bonthron formed the reception
committee.
London; door prize, Hugh. Mc -
Ewan, Hensall,
Judges were Mr, and Mrs. Ross
Jinks, Mrs. Percy Campbell, Mrs.
Archie MacGregor. Decorating
committee were Mrs. S. Raine,
Mrs. William Parke, Mrs. E.
Chipchase, Mrs. Glenn; Bell. The
Desjardine orchestra furnished
music.
SEAFORTII hIORTIOIAN
NAMED AS SECRETARY
G. A. Whitney, Seaforth, on
October 18, was elected secretary
of the Ontario Funeral Service
Association during the final ses-
sions of the assiciation's convent-
ion at Niagara Falls. -Huron
Expositor.
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