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CURE RHEUMATISM
It:uit Be Treated. Through the
blood aud the POIS0110113 Acid
Driven. Out
The twinges and t,ortures o rheu-
,.
matism are net due to cold, clamp
weathel as so many persons sup -
Pose. Rheumatism comes irom
poisonous acid in the blood. This
is a medical finth which every suf-
ferer should realize. There is only
one -way to 'cure rheumatism -it
must be treated throngh the blood.
All the liniments and rubbing and
socalled eldetric treatment in the
world will not cure rheumatism,
and the sufferer who tries them is
not only wasting money, but is al-
lowing the trouble to become more
deep-rooted in the system and hard-
er to cure when the proper remedy
is tried. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
'always cure rheumatismbeca,use
• they go right to the root of the
trouble in the blood. These Pills
• make the new, rich blood of health,
and in this way drive out the pois-
onous acid which causes' rheuxim-
tisna. Thousands of instances of
cures might be given, among which
is the following one. Mrs. G. R.
Dulinage, Cherry Valley, Ont.,
says: "I was attacked with their
anatism which gradually grew
worse until I was confined to my
bed, For about two weeks I had
to be shifted and turned in bed as I
was utterly unable to help myself.
I was under the doctor's care and
so far recovered that I was able to
• get up and move, about, but the
• trouble still remained in my sys-
tem. If I put my hands in cold
water, or if I went out in the even-
ing or in darnp weather the trou-
ble would return and for four
years I thus suffered frona rheuma-
tism, until I began to think it could
not be driven from my system. Fin-
ally I gave up all other medicine
' and began to use Dr. Williams'
• Pink Pills, and after using them for
a couple of months I was complete-
ly cured and have not had a twinge
of rheumatism since. I can recom-
mend the Pills to anyone Iniffering
from this trouble."
These Pills are sold by all medi-
cine dealers or by naafi at 50 cents
a box or six boxes for $2.50 from
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
MIEll TIIE CIIIIS AE BAD
TACTFUL WAYS TO TREAT UN -
RELY CHILDREN.
Teach a Child That Re Must Obey,
or Do Right, as the Case
May Be.
Many a child, alas! is blamed for
being disobedient and impertinent,
when the fault really lies at the
paients' door.
When a boy is quite young a fa-
ther and mothe'r are liable to smile
at his exhibitions •of temper, and,
indeed, I have known parents who
did things they well knew would
enrage their young hopeful. Why'?
0,h, just in order to sce him in a
passion I 'A laudable object, indeed,
as you will allow. ,
Children are quick to pick up
slangy terms out of doors, and very
often they use these terms in the
home. Whereupon father says to
mother: "My, isn't little Billy
smart -hear hinil He'll be a boy
'yet. I can tell y,oti I"
BOYS IN THE MAKING.
And the mother laughs heartily at
the little chap's vulgarities. What
results'? The b,oy sees that his par-
ents seem pleased, and, very na-
turally, tries to gather up other
choice bits of elang wherewith to
regale them.
But perhaps mothers do the
greatest harm, especially where
boys are involved. The avera.ge
mother makes no mistake, as a rule,
in the training of a daughter; but
many a gross one does she make in
the training of a boy.
A lusty little demon is playing in
the -room; a visitor is present. The
Fsaid -demon does something which
causes his mother to chide him.
Whereupon demon turns on mother,
and showers abuse upon her. Visi-
tor is shocked, but the mother says,
"Isn't Tommy very sana,rt 1 And so
headstrong 1 Really, his father and
I don't know what to do with him 1"
And, of course, Tommy is very
pleased to hear his praises sung in
thak way, and resolves to give as
much satisfaction as possible in the
same style. The point being that
the boy gets the idea he is eloing
something clever, something of im-
portance, when his mother so
speaks.
BABY'S BEST FRIEND.
Baby's Own Tablets are baby's
best friend and the mother's great-
est aid, They cure constipation,
simple fevers, break up colds, expel
woruas and regulate the stomach
and bowels. Concerning them Mrs.
Napoleon Pelletier, St. Marcel,
Que., writes: "I have used Baby's
Own Tablets for constipation and
simple fever for both my little girl
of throe years and my boy of four
months and have found them en-
tirely satisfactory, and always keop
thena in the house." The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
mail at SS cents a box from The Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont
111E ORIGIN OF PEARLS.
--
Scientists Have Discovered That It
Is a Worm. ,
•"Two' young anglers were exhibit-
ing with great satisfaction the re-
sults of a day's sport when a young
woman asked demurely, "Fish go
in schools'do they not1" "I be-
lieve they do," mid one; "but•whY
do you ask 7" "Oh; nothing, only
I was just thinking that 'you must
have broken up an infant class 1"
The Real Liver Pill -A torpid
liver means a disordered System,
mental depression, laseitude and in
the end, if care be net taken, a
chronic state of debility. The very
best medicine to arouse the liver to
healthy action is l'armelee's^ Vege-
table Pills. They are compounded
of purely vegctabli „substances of
careful Selection and no other pills
have their fine qualities. They do
not gripe or pain and they are
agreeable to the most sensitive
etomach.
Two hours' sleep is enough for
any one -after it is time to get up.
------reemearaeurqment tee-eetaiererywnere.
For
compar
the coin
drops o
into the
there
gems.
believe
tors co
in the
pearls.
ly Ghat
diecove
worm.
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this su
phie M
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sign b
mud o
& SHIM
tion c
with n
of a p
the an
is due
pass a
in the
Min
worms
emberl
many
one 0
of irri
teotin
then,
gradu
of lim
coeds
If t
the la
ger-fi
oyste
<level
es the
in tu
the r
velop
are C
rnent
eycle,
We
ing o
gator
pearl
sareo
many centuries, even until
atively recent times, it 'was
men belief that pearls were
f clew that gained entrance
shell of an oyster, and were
transformed into lustrous
Arab and Indian divers still
that, at certain seasons oys-
me to the surface, and suck
rain -drops that later become
Science, however, has nide-
terecl this poetic fancy, and
red the real origin to be a
• Dr. Rugh M. Smith gives
interesting . information on
bject in the National Geogra-
agazine.
ow know that almost any for-
ody-a grain of sand, a bit of
r shell, a pieee of seaweed or
11 animal -may by its irriba-
ause the mollusk to cover it
acre and make it the nucleus
earl; but the largest part of
nual pearl -crop of the world
to parasites that normally
part of ctheir life -cycle with -
shell of the pearl -oyster.
ute spherical larvae of mfbrine
known as Oestedea became
d
ed in the soft tissues, as
as forty having been found in
eylon oyster. As the result
tation, thenyster forms a pro -
g sac about the intruder, and
if the larva dies, its body is
ally converted into carbonate
e, and the pearly raass pro -
to grow with the shell.
he 'larva lives, it may pass into
ody of the strong -jawed trig-
shes which prey on the pearl-
rs, there undergoing further
opulent. 'Ultimately it reach -
body of the great rays, which
rn eat the trigger -fishes. In
ays the worms attain full de-
ment, and produce larvae that
ast into the sea and find lodg-
in pearl -oysters. Thus the
is begun onee more.
may literally accept the say -
f a celebrated. French investi-
, that "the most beautiful
is in reality only the brilliant
phagns of a worm."
• "GOOD 'STUFF."
onfirmed Drinker Take
Postum.
THE DANGER OF DELAY.
It is singular how prone parents
are to err over the age at which a
child is capable of understanding
right from wrong. It is the com-
monest thing in the world to hear a.
foolish mother -declare thht "Bertie
is too young to understand; I shall
begin his training in a year or two
--that will be quite soon enqugh."
Will 1117 Probably the boy by that
time will be beyond control; and
then the case is almost hopeless.
You 'cannot begin too early to
train a child; the' younger a boy is,
the more ea.sily is he controlled; let
him get into fixed habits, and he is
hopeless.
Punishment is required when an
unruly child has to be taken in
hand.
But, of course,. all depends on the
child. A sensitive boy may be
harmed by corporal punishment -
in fact, I have known children to
take a loathing to parents simply
because these parents had flogged
them. Of course, a girl must never
be punished in that way._
-.AI -to -liege:id-if a child really
requires it, begin at once. Do not
keep on saying, "Now, Tommy, the
next tiine this happens you will get
a whipping!"
KING .0SCAR:
'sA!IDINE3
',The tasty touch that means
so much" for luncheon, utter.
noon tea or social evening.
De1101elie 1 Nourishing I
Got them From your Grocer
' Trade supplied
Sy
n
JOUN W. u>ro,n a GREENING,
}taint:PON.
Aunt Dorothy -How many conr
mandments are there, Johnny 1'
Johnny (glibly) -Ten. Aunt Doro-
thy -And now suppose you were to
break one of them? Johnny (ten-
tatively) --Then there'd be nine.
, -----
Recognized as the leading sped -
fie for the destruction of worms,
WHEN A RING IS NOT KING.
When Ile Undertakes to Make
Changes in Ris Palace.
During the last year there has
been a delightful comedy enacted in
Buckingham Palace which goes a
long way towards proving that a.
king is no longer master, even in
his own house.
For some time the King has been
at war with his Majesty's office of
werloe. The King has been dissat-
isfied with the drainage at the pal-
ace and also with the circumstance
that several of the doors in the
building had been permanently
nailed up. When he moved into the
palace &ae bnmediately. gave orders
that the drainage be unproved and
the doors opened. Imagine his sur-
prise when he received an official
looking communication fnora the of-
fice of works pointing out that he
had not secured the permission of
that department for the .changes.
King George immediately set Colo-
nel Bine, his private secretary,
to work, and as a result of his in-
vestigations discovered that he has
no more legal right to open a, door
or ley a drain -pipe in Bucldngham
Palace than the humblest newsboy
in the street- without. Whereupon
he altered his procedure, humbly
petitioned his 1VIajesty't offics of
works to make the desired changes
and awaited results. In the course
of several weeks he received a re-
ply to the effect that hie communi-
cation had been received. Be wrote
a letter of thanks and received in
return the information in printed
form that his request was reoeiving
attention. A .couple of months lat-
er he received a letter ,asking him
to fill M 50 enclosed form. The
form contained a long list of ques-
tions and the answers were to set
forth just what changes were want-
ecl the location of the doors and
existing drain -pipes, the reasons
why, and so on and an on. The King
patiently --filled in the f MM. As a
reward, almost a year after he first
made the requests, he received the
weleome new that the offiee of
works agreed to make the required
alterations at its earliest conven-
ience. The officials selected the few
weeks just past for the job, and the
King comes back to his palace hap-
py in the assurance that he can
now pass from roomto room with-
out climbing through the transoms.
Mother Graves' Worm Extermina-
tor has proved a boon to suffering
children everywhere. It seldom
fails.
First Man-a"When• I see hats like
yours I pity the poor birds who
have 'to give up their feathers."
'Second Man -"I pity the poor men
much more who were 'plucked' for
them also.''
Skin -Tortured
itfle nes
MAWKISH SENTIMENT.
• That merely teaches a child that
he can do all sorts of things, and
at the worst he will only be threat-
ened for any first offence in any
direction.
• So parents, do not threaten a
child' when you have no thought of
carrying .the threat into execution;
and, having made up your mind to
give a sound whipping, then do it,
without hesitation.
We have had the kid -glove meth-,
od of training children rather long;
it is a pernicious policy -the boy
never yet existgd who was not im-
proved by a judicious use of the
rod. We have spared it too long,
with the result that obedienee is al-
most unknown, respect is quite un-
known, and, in fact, in many
households the young,sters have ab-
solutely the upper hand,
• No one advocates brutality; but
no one can reeommend mawkish
sentimentality -there is a middle
course, which any parent may fol-
low. -London Answers. •,
WIND AND VVAVES.
—
They Are Said to Re the Cause of
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MIGHTY CAREFUL.
Word had been received by the
inspector of the electric light sys-
tem that an overhead wire had fal-
len doWn in a crowded street. The
inspector -betook hin_selitto the spot
as quickly al he could.
When he arrived he found the
inevitable crowd handling the wire
in a most careless manner. Luck-
ily. no accidents had occurred.
Going up to the nearest emu,
who happened to be an Irishman,
ho edmonished him severely in
grave tones.
"You took a grave risk,' ealct
the inspector. "You had no right
to touch that wire. NAThy, man do
you know you might have,been
outright by the shock 7" -
The Irishman looked at the in-
spector with a knowing air.
5514 he, "I was Mighty
careful, sorr I Sure, and I felt it
carefully before I took hold of Al"
ititt
' SUFFERERS FROM PILES!
Zam-Buk Has Cured These!
Friction on the hemorrhoid veins
that are swollen, inflamed and
gorged with blood, is what causes
the terrible pain and stinging and
smarting of piles. Zam-Buk ap-
plied at night will be found to give
ease before morning. '
Mr. Thomas Pearson, of Prince
Albert, Sask., writes: "I must
thank you for the benefit I have re-
ceived from Zam-Buk. Last sum-
mer I suffered greatly from piles.
I started to use Zam-Buk and found
it gave me relief, so I continued it,
and after Using three or four boxes
• it effected a complete cure."
Magistrate Sanford, of Weston,
King's Co., N.B., says: "I suffered
long from itching piles, but Zam-
Buk has now cured me."
Mr. William Kenty, of Upper
Nine Mile River, Hants 00.,
says: "I suffered terribly from
piles, the pain at times being almost
unbearable. I tried -various oint-
ments,.but everything I tried failed
to do me the slightest good. I was
tired of trying various remedies,
when I heard of Zara-Bult. and
thought as a last resource I would
give this balm a trial. After a very
short time Zam-Buk effected a com-
plete cure."
Zam-Bok.is also a sure cure for
skin injuries and diseases, eczema,
ulcers, varicose veins, outs, burns,
bruises, chaps, cold sores, etc. 50c.
box all druggists and stores, or post
free from Zam-Bulc Go., Toronto,
for price. Refuse imitations. Try
Zam-Buk Soap, 250. tablet.
The Boy -"What is a den?" Pat-
er -"A den, ray eon, is a place
where wild beasts make their
homes." The Boy -"No, I mean a
den in a man's house." "Eddie,"
interjected the mother; "your fa-
ther's definition applies to that
also."
Very many persons die annually
from cholera, and kindred sunamer
'complaints, who might have been
saved if proper remedies had been
used. If attacked do not delay in
getting a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel-
lbgg's Dysentery Cordial; the: niedi-
oinp te-4W6 a
*are. Those who have used it say
it acts promptly, and thoroughly
subdues the pain and disease.
Pretty Miss- I want some ad-
vice." Old Lady -"Certainly my
dear. What ie it 7" Pretty Miss -
"Shall I marry a man whose tastes
are the opposite of mine and quar-
rel with him, or shall I marry a
man whose tastes are the same as
mine and get tired of hinal"
to
housewife was recently surpris-
hen cook served F'estum le-
d of tea and coffee. She see:
or the last five or six years I
been troubled with nervous-
, indigestion and heart trouble
uldn't get any benefit from the
or's medicine, so finally he or -
me to stop drinking gaffes,
b I 414. (Tett,ie as injuri-
because it contains caffeine -
drug in coffee,)
I drank hot water while taking
doctor's medicine, with some
rovereent, then went back to
ee with the same old trouble as
re.
A new servant girl told me
ut Postum-said her folks used
nd liked it in place of coffee.
got a package, but I told her I
not believe my husband would
it, al he was a great coffee
nker. •
To my surprise he celled for a
rd cut, said it was "good stuff"
wanted to know whet it was.
have used Postum ever since
both feel better than we have
years. .
'My husband used to have bad
lle with his stomach and would
sick three or four days, during
ich iinie he could not eat or drink
ything. But since he gave up
ffee and took to Postuna, he has
d no more trouble, and we now
ly believe it was all eaused by
ffee.
'I have not had any return of
former troubles since drinking
stuns, and feel better and can do
ore work than in the last ten
are. We tell everyone about it-
me- say they tried it and did not
ke it. I tell them it makes all the
fference as to how it's made. It
ould be made according to three -
ons -then it is delicious."
Name given by Canadian Postuin
Windsor, Ont. Read the book,
The Road to Wellville," pkks.
There's a reason."
Ever read the above letter? new ono
pears from thne le time, They are
twine, true, and full of human Interest.
SURGEON ANT,
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and
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be
wh
an
Famous
wherever
gloves are worn.
Noted for their
Fit and Finish.
See that tho trodelear lc ls on
• every glove.
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I- ET tETTER LIGHT
From CAL OIL (Keros ne)
T teats by Prof. MoKergow, MeGill University, Montreal on ceding ell -burn.
ing lamps show the AMddin Mantle Lazne is the most economical rind gives
over twice as much light as the Nay° and other lamps tested. It Is odor.
less, safe. clean, noiseless. Guaranteed. Better light than gas or electric.
To introduce the Aladdin we'll send a sample lamp on
Experience un- 10 Days Trial.
AGEN S WANTED necessary. Every "
horpe steeds this lamp. One agent sold over 1000 on nve Pardo"
n
money back guarantee, not one returned. Another sold $800 worth in% •
daYS. Evenings made profitable. Ask for agents prices and trial offer
fikiHTL LAMP COMPANY 205 Aladdin Montreal sad taiatilpeg
too
Let Apples be the hristmas Gift
to your friends across the sea.
FAMINE CAMP IN GERMANY.
800 Fat People Doing Strict Diet in
Order to Get Thin.
There exists rile+, far from Dres-
den, Germany, a "famine camp,"
where a eolony of 800 Germans is.
established. The nnrp052-6F the
camp is :),..ift.ghfiever-increasing
adipDar tissue and one can find
there men and women of all dimen-
sions. A severe regime is in force,
and.as the 'servants employed there
are incorruptible, it is possible to
reduce flesh at the rate of four or
five pounds in a few days.
Here is the day's menu: At sev-
en o'clock in the morning is the first
breakfast, a, plate of cherries or
grapes with a cup of coffee and a
piece of bread the size of your
-
watch or two biscuits. At ten
o'elock there is a second breakfast,
consisting of a glass of lemonade,
another plate of cherries or grapes.
At one o'clock a luncheen of two
small slices of meat, lettuee "ad
libitum," and a fruit marmalade.
Again at four o'clock one eats, but
only a small plate of cherries or
grapes with a glass of lemonade.
The dinner le at aix o'clock, and
it consists of a plate of vegetables
(potatoes forbidden), a plate of
cherries, two little slices of bread,
lettuce "ad libitum," a 'glass of
milk and seenetimes a half dozen
nuts.
But ,one must be willing to get
co
ftil
my
Po
111
ye
so
11
di
sh
Earthquakes. ti
To the average man any move-,,
ment of the ",solid" ground is a
striking exception to the normal
order of nature. To the seismolo-
gist, on the contrary, absolute
tranquility of the earth is the ex-
IVIothers1 Are your little ones s
ception, and the quakes -large or
enall-are the rule. The little
suffering from itching, burning quake,s are quite as interesting
eczemas, or other torturing, from the scientifle,point of view 55
disfiguring skin troubles? Are the big ones. There is an interna -
you, yourself, worn out with 'clonal commission for the study of
long, sleepless nights and cease. osbth71,"Inrc'e8eirs," -as they are
less anxiety in caring for them? has a period of 4Trety°.efernaler'711C
Then you should know that, in ' has been traced to friction of the
most cases, a warra bath with wind upon the earth's surface. In-
- vibrations - over a,n extended
ther words the wind creates waves
t. S
u ictira oap d do .,,,
ar.,sur ace, just as rt es over e
and a gentle application of Cuti- °e'-'ean• An4Dther tYPe has a Peyk'd
of frona five to ten seconds. This
clira Ointment bring immediate re iwsi.nfodu1104:1 to have no relation to the
lief, the little sufferers sleep, tired, eteorologi.cal
fretted mothers rest, and peace eortelitionst° It°Lhenrteiwlein moot Tltausief
falls on distracted households. • bly attributed to
,,,,,... waves on the seashore p' cC o
sold by druggists and denims everywhere; a storms on the Atlantic_th.us •se'Lrena'pt
Although Cuticure Soap and Ointment
uydal to "Guticura," Dept. 25, totton
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In certain islands of the southern
acific there is :tri ant which acts as
surgeon to the wounded native.
This ant has very low; and power -
1 mandibles, and, ;hen a naLiVe
ets a bad cut, ihe holds its two
dges together with one, hand, while
with the other he sets the ant's
cad tothe wound. The mandible,s
f the insect at.once pierce eloan
hrough the cut's two lips, making
two stitches that bind the lips to-
gether. The "ant's head is then
nipped off and the mandibles re-
main until the cut is healed, when
they aro uiraWn out easily and pain-
lessly. SOMetimes, when a wound
is severe, st ,clomen or more ant sur-
geons are. required to K'AV it up.
thin at all costs, for a warning is
posted saying that the,re is a cafe the alphabet. "Yes," came the re -
just opposite the camp, and those ply. `Well, then," continued the
who steal over there under the din- -teacher, "what letter comes after
BV' "'All the rest of them."
Luscious, rosy, juicy, Canadian Apples! Can you ions,
gine any gift to the dear ones in the old land that
would be more acceptable. •
Because of exceptional shipping facilitiee we can make
you this magnificent offer. We 'will deliver FREE OF
CHARGE to any address in the British
Isles a case of Guaranteed Select Cana, $3 00
dian Apples for the small sum of •
We use standard cases; each Apple is separately
packed, and every precaution taken to ensure safe and
rapid delivery. Over 5,000 cases shipped last year.
Mail $3.00 NOW, stating where you require the case
sent, and WE DO THE REST. Give full postal. diree-
tions, along with your own card for enclosure in ease.
MAIL ORDER DEPARTHIENT
CANADIAN EXPORT COMPANY,
180 ST. JAftIES STREET - - MONTREAL
421=iszA22=21=====2111222.
Boar Island, Aug. 26, 1903
Minard's Liniment 0o., Limited.
Dear Sirs, -Your traveller is here today
and we aro getting a large quantity of
your MINARD'S LINIMENT, We And it
the best Liniment on the market, malting
no exception. We have been in busitleas
13 years and have handled all kinde, but
have dropped them all but yours; that
sells itself; the others have to be pushed
to get rid of. _ _
W. A. RAGEB,MAN.
CLEVER JOHNNY.
One day Johnny went to his Sun-
day School for the first tiine. The
'teacher aeked him did he know
TAW KR At -147071(411.171.
SmoV and Flues, Wa-
ter Flumes, Engines and Boilers
POISON "%Mrs, TORONTO
Ungineore and Shipbuilders.
APPENDICITIS
Cured without ancratione. 811
vrho are afflicted with this disease
• and wish to be cured permanantlY,
safely and quickly with this great
Homeopathic remedy, evhioli will be
• sent post-paid anYWhore in the
world witla full instructions for
using so as to effeot a permanent
owe. Priee 52. Address
JOHN T. WAIT
Homeopathie Pharmacy, Arnprior.
Canada.
FAUNS FOR SALE.
Your eroo ts
and faded Suits would! els better dyed. If no
88058 05 0010 111 your awn, write direct to
montreal, 201 08. Gold Medalist.
British American Dyeing Co.
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JAMES LANGMUIR & CO., Limited
131148 Bathurst Strsot
The Sow of a. Piano la the
Action. enSiot On She
claw of darkness for a glass 01 oeer
or a "liArtoffelsalarb" will never,
never get thin.
01.
After a man has been married six
months her never takes a friend
home to dine without first letting
his wile know.
Minsnrs Liniment Relieves Neuralgia,
A USEFUL INHERITANCIE.
De Rich -"The thing my uncle
left me in his will is the reason I'm
wealthy now.
Friend Jones -"What did he
leave you?"
De Itich--"An alarm clock."
•, S. A., will secure a liberal °ample of each; ,
'with 32-5book on tic skIrt 'and eicaln anol
treatment of their affections.
treiee of 'little earth NV ay es, whleh
are registered , at Hamburg, Straa.; For six of the past twenty years,
burg, Vienna -their araplitaide de- the number of ,deaths it France has
;creasing with the distance inland. 1 exceeded the' births,
"OTTO TtRIGE,L"
Piano Action.
GREW DISGUSTED.
H. W. DAINSON, Ninety • Colborne Street'.
Toronto.
11.111EDRED ...ORES -COUNTY HALTON.;
JiLl Good House; Buildings; °milord.
Cheap and on easy terms.
Q EVENTY.SIX ACRES WITH GOOD
t..3 buildings and apple orchard; about
live miles from Hamilton.
H. W. DAWSON, Toronto.
After fishing for about three
hours and not getting even a bite
MacIfoozle grew disgusted and de-
termined to give up. Just before
he drew the lines 10 5. small urchin
came along with an old stick, a
piece of string and a bent pin.
"Hallo, My boy 1" said MaeFoozle
"going fishingl" "No," replied
the urchin, looking disdainfully at
the unsuccessful one, "I'm going
to catch some fish 7"
Only the uninforme,d endure the
agony of corns, The knowing ones
apply Holloway's Corn Cure and
get relief.
You cannot retrace crooked
steps • the path of reform is
straight.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff,
Do it Now. --Disorders of the di-
gestive apparatus should be dealt
with at once before complications
arise that raay be difficult to cope
with. The surest remedy to this
end and one that is within rea,eh of
all, is Parmelee's Vegetable Pills,
the best laxative and sedative on
the market. Do not delay, but try
them now. One trial wil convince
anyone that they are the beet
• stomach regulator that can be got.
tffirty deer parks in England.
There are over three hundred and
ItIlilarks Liniment Cures Burns, Etc
I SUE 42-'12
• NO, FkilIER.
Jones, who -is eomewlaat in re-
quest at local concerts, fancies him-
self as a vocalist. His conceit, how-
ever, received a terrible blow a few
nights ago. His wife had gone out
leaving bin, to leek after the hope
of the family, a bright youth of
four. Soon the hed complained of
earache, and Janes as a dutiful
family man, put hies to bed. The
boy, however, continued to moan
with pain despite .JOIleS' efforts to
egothe him to sleep. ``My'daelelie,"
said Jones at length, "do try and
sleep ;tivill .4.:a.,S'e the pain. Shall
I sing you to sleep'?" "No, father,''
replied the suffering one, between
his sobs, try to bear the
pain."
ACRES 6 MILES FROM LONDON
if Fel market; soil, (day loam; good-
buildinge. Will exchange for oity, town
or village property, or for larger farm.
The Western Real Estate, Lond0n, Ont.
REAL ESTATE WANTED.
c„,11 nur., TOUR PROBBRTY QUICKLY
for cash, no matter where located.
Particulars free. Real Eatate Salesman
00., Desk 5, Motels, NOEL, 0. 0. A.
AGENTS WANTED,
65 DAY AND -UPWARDS MADE WITH
CP our fast selling Xmas goods; ex.
perienao unnecessary. Either sox, Samples
froo. Send postage, tWenty cent&
Nichols Co., Spadina, Toronto, Canada.
MALE HELP WANTED.
• TIARN THE RAILWAY STATION
1...4 work and earn more money than in
any other trade. Wo qualify for ell
Canadian railways. Perittions scoured.
Write for free book 18. Dorainion School
Railroading, Toronto.
Lady (at the bottom of the steps)
-I want to see you just a minute,
but this skirt is so tight I can't
climb the stairs. You come out;
won't you'l' Lady. (inside) - I
would if I could, but this new hat
is too wide to go through the door-
way!
A Remedy for Earache. -To have
the earache ±5 110 endure torture.
The ear is a delicate organ and few
care -to deal with it, considering it
work for a doctor. Dr. Thomas'
Eclectric Oil offers a simple rem-
edy. A few drops upon a piece of
lint or medicated cotton and placed
in the par will work wonders in re-
lieving pain.
• Wigg-"Ilello 1 old man. I never
saw you looking so well." Wagg-
"Yes, I do 1e0 in pretty -good
shape. You see, I've been Lobusy
this summer to go away for a
rest."
MISCELLANEOUS.
• ANCER. TUMORS. LUMPS, eto.
.._ternal
pitin hoxne treatment. Write le
before too late. Dr. Bellman Modioal Coo
Limited, Collingwood, Ont.
'EARN SILVER, PLATING-PARTICII.
has free. Specialtbas Agency, no!
1036, Winnipeg.
1 Eight Delightful Cruises
80 ttii,
WEST DINDIES
ANOtIS
PANAMA CANAL
Leaving NOW York by the Palatial
S.S. MOLTKE and
• VICTORIA LUISE
Jan. 4, 16, 25, Feb, a 25, Mandl 11,29, April 10,
Vi' ' 21, 08 hays -$143, 814 0155, and up.
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Also Cruises to tho Orient, Around the
, World, Italy and ugypt, etc. .
• Send for Booklet, S, pang Cruise.
HAIIIBURG-AINERICAR LINE,
•' 41,45 Broadway, KEW YORM
NAORI.J.00
LAXATIVES
Women's commoneat ailment
,,.the root of so much of their
Ill -health -promptly yields to
the gentle but certain action
of•1\ta-pru-Co Laxatives.
25c, box at your druggist's.
NATIONAL bIEUG AND CHEMICAL CO.
OF cANAIJA, LIMITEO10
.. 161
Most
Eeononileal NI
Odorless ,
ever in••;;ented
$1 00
Postpaid
ght Lamp
. Burns ordinary
KeraseneOil. "A
light all nighticir
ix aogit."
L. 7.4.
SURVEYOR
9258. LOWTOHCO
Boulevard
MONTREAL.
C.—Maypole Soap
• FOR HOME
DYEING
Washes and dyes at
ane operation, giv-
ing r erne skehly
clean, bright, fad
colors.Dves cotton,
wool, silk of mix-
tures, 24 colas,
will give any shed'.
• Colon 10c, block
• 15c at yout deolec's
or postp'cl with 0, k.
ni-kw . to ,Dye' ' 50.5
Item F. L BENEDICT & CO. MontroaIi
FREE TO GI RLS
We will sitto this beautiful Expansical
Brac,elet free of all charge, to any girl
or young,ladi who will eoll 40 rote of Olit
iirrncisorilo Beason Greetieg, scenic, nod
floral nost-ortrds at 10 cents a set (sit
beautiful carde in each set).
The 'Expansion 'arsonist is of rolled gold
plate, and Ate any arm
Bend your lamina and we will send Yon
the cards. When Geld send us the 54 and
we will need you the bracelet,. Address
HOMER WARREN CO.,
Dept. 17. • Toronto, on%