HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1912-08-01, Page 6FROM ER1NS GREEN 1S1.E
NEWS my MAIL FROM IRE.
LAND'S SHORES,
Happenings In the Emerald Isle of
Interest to
A middle-aged man named Gra-
LhaiAsTatowsweearlsi.oftiosunsdhodecrtiaidnginoautrriva: near
s
occurred at Duagh, four miles from
•
Enniskillen.
• A pupil of the High School, Dub-
lin, has been awarded a. foundation
scholarship.
A young man named Philip Lyon
was accidentally killed by a train
outside Nevem.
Two young men were charged
with unlawfully wounding John
Hynes at County Clare,
A young man named Duggan was
arrested at Weterford for stabbing
his companion.
In 1893 the tonnage of vessels
clearing from Belfast was 2 002 629
and ie 1911, 2,841,553.
A man named Patrick McNamee
was charged with larceny of a lady's
gold watch at Dublin.
The bakery firrns in Belfast have
been obliged to haise the price of
bread to 33d. a 2 -lb. loaf.
Seven suffragettes go to prison in
connection with the recent window
smashing in Dublin.
John M, Hale, of Baollybarry,
County Mayo, was accidentally
killed on the Midland Great West-
ern Railway.
A chauffeur named Thomas Jones
ruts been charged with manslaughter
for killing a boy on the Lisbon road.
The engine of a goods train from
Limerick to Waterford broke down
at Ballydrehid, two milefrom
Calin
Aserious dynamite explosion oc-
curred at Lough bricklancl, near
Banbridge, ancl two men were ser-
iously hurt.
, At Longford Quarter Sessions his
Honor Judge Curran congratulated
the Grand Jury on the peaceful
state of the e,ounty.
It has been decided to offer a
prize valued se about 2300, for the
fastest aeroplane flight from Dublin
to Belfast and back.
Over 100 donkeys were shown at
the third annual donkey parade of
the Belfast branch of the Society of
the Prevention of Animals.
The Chief Secretary for Ireland
has appointed Mr. Richard Francis
Tobin, F.R.C.S.I., to be inspector
of schools of anatomy in Ireland.
A demonstration of high speed
typewriting was given ib the Cen-
tral Hall, Dublin'when Mr. Trefy-
ger typed 227 words in tsvo minutes
without a mistake.
• A farmer named Cornelius Hor-
gan was engaged in cutting down a
tree isle miles from Middleton when
it trashed -down on him and killed
him instantly.
At a Londonderry Board of Guar-
dians' meeting the clerk mentioned
that a steamer had arrived in the
port from Buenos Ayres with five
typhoid fever patients on board.
FAKED AND DOCTORED TO
.A.LARMING EXTENT:
tellt on Vital QuestlonTellri How
Publie'ls Being Ineldiously
. Killed.
Food adulterations and food poi-
sons that exist in everyday articles
of feed are responsible for half the
ills that afflict he/malty. to -day.
But beoause the food poisons do not
act outright in their effects •we are
not on guard against them, the
Opea,kar
"I would prefer the carbolic acid
routeruYeelf, if 1 wished to make a
quick elide" declared the epeaker,
"but the others will do their work
in time."
It is whea men of 40 or there-
abouts begin to feel listlerie end
fagged out; when they tire easily
and have not the same Resit and
energy; when their doctors toll
them 'they are developing neuras-
thenia and are on the verge of .a
nervous breakdown, Bright's da -
ease or worse, that the work of the
food poisons is manifested, Mr. Mc-
Cann declared. They are poisoned
• by the white rice, the fine white
bread, the artificially bleached
molasses, apricots, dried apples,
mushrooms, and peas, the cheaper
grades of canned goods, with the
• salts of tin and a thoasancl other
faked and doctored articles of diet
which they consume daily.
"If you take a handful of earth
and analyze it," mkt the $peaker,
"you will find sixteen cheanical sub-
stances, all of them necessary to
produce vegetable growth. Remove
one of them end you have stunted
growth. If you take a grain of
svhea,t and analyze it you will find
the same eixteen substances, and if
., you take the human body you will
find the same sixteen. In milk the
sixteen are present in about the
same proportion as in the wheat
grain. In the wheat grain we have
all the substances necessary to sup-
• port life. But clo we get them? No;
this is what happens: We take the
wheat, and in order to give it that
fine, white appearance, remove
eight of the Sixteen chemical ealts
and minerals. Natural wheat
• bread is of a golden, creamy color.
s,No genuine wheat bread yet had
that unwholesome, pasty, bleached
look which we strive so hard to ob-
tain. When the miller gets through
• withhis j:e.ocess, he has succeeded
• in removing the phosphorus, the
potassium, magnetium, iron, chlor-
ine, fluorine, sulphur, and sodium.
TTJBERCTJLOSIS, PREVENTIVE.
"Now it is known- that tubercular
germs cannot live in phosphoric
aced. The normal lung is acid, and
that acid reaction is due to the pre-
sence of phoephoric 'acid. We get
our phosphoric acid through the
phosphorus we eat in our foods;
Remove this or diminish it and we
d-estroy our barrier against the
tubercular germ. a
"Eighty-six per cent. of the
school children in New York are
suffering from defective teeth—de-
fective because they have not
enough lime. The lime comes from
the calcium in our food, Lime and
calcium—they are the same thing.
"A large pereentage of them are
suffering from defective vision.
Fluorine is lacking to give them
normal sight. Anaemia grips thou-
s -ands of others' as it grips.legions
of our men and women of to -day.
Go to any doctor when you are suf-
fering from anaemia and he will,
prescribe iron. The colorless liquid
in which the blood corpuscles .flose
contains iron in solution, and with-
out iron we would not get oxygen
to replace our worn-out tissues.
Withoat oxygen we would not live
two minutes."
The speaker then went on to ex-
plain how injurious is the presence
of sulphurous - acid, which, he said,
enters largely Ante the preparation
of elried fruits molasses, m,ush-
room and Santerne wines. Every
quart of New Orleans molasses in
-, this country, he deelered, is treat-
•' ed with it. last as an example of
can of Free& wieshroolin is bleach-
ed with it, "use as an example of
its effects, Dr. Olson of the Brook-
lyn Polytechnic Institute two years
ago tried some experiments with it
on dogs. They all developed
Bright's disease from the, breaking
• down of the cells of the kidneys,"
• POISON IN CANNED GOODS.
Copper sulphate, he eitidt is to be
found m every can of inexirted
French peas, not to mention such
others as aluminum sulphate, alum,
saccharine, glucose, ethers, and
aldehedes and coal tar dyes.
He said 50 per cent, of the cows
• In New Yoek State are tubercular,
because they are fed on oil cake and
brewers' waste and cottonseed
waste. Thus the whole structure of
Nature has been broken up and
• half the chemisesl noueishmentsearie•
• lacking end the others present in
unwholesome and improper quan-
"Tv the Philippine Islands," said
Mr. McCann, it is Riegel to serve
denatured grains in the workhouse
prisons, orphan asylums, or other
penal cir government institutions.
They will net give the peepers and
the convicts there the polished rice
and the whitehread which we allow
oureelves, to eat. It has been il-
legal to do FAO there ever since the
doctors triad an experiment several
years ago on sxty robest railroad
• laborers, half of whim were fed on
•, the denatured and half on ehe na-
. teree 'grain of rice. • They slept,
lived and worked tinder similar
oclitions, but in sixty days every
• one of the' thirty fed on •the de-
natimed eke diet displayed symp-
• terra of what is ltn-own as 'beri-
beri,' a fatal nervone disease, and
• our nervousness and •teuresthenia
and our prostration are successive
steps toward it."
Self denial looks good to the aver
ago man—iv:31,3,a diatence.'
THEY VVEIRE 11AWICEI) ABOUT
‘‘MERtQURIES."
Editors Braved Execution in Theis
Zeal to Make Their Opins
ions Public,.
• Nowadays, when every year MOS
the birth—al:3d death—of a number
o/ periodicals, it is interesting to
recall the days when, instead of
having a number so vast to choose
from that it is a matter of bewilder-
ment to make a, selection from
among them, the only way of hear-
ing authentic news of any sere was
by mewls of some ,sheet written out
by 'hand and circulated in a small
inrcle and when it was almost int-
poesible to obtain first-hand infor-
mation unless one were within the
-charmed cirele where the news cir-
culated, says the London Globe.
The first English jouraalists were
men who were for the most part de-
pendents of great men, and their
work consisted in writing sheets of
news from the court to keep their
masters informed of what was
• transpiring there during their en-
forced absence. They were thus
placed within reach of -official infor-
mation and laboriously transcribed
whatever it was deemed expedient
fee allow them to make known. And
it gradually became the custom to
have a number of clients, so that
each writer was obliged to copy out
his •sheet for as many clients as
he possessed, and who "subecrib-
ed" to his sheet, and this became a
calling at Ia,st, until one, More en-
terprising than the rest, established
an office, which was in reality an
"intelligence department" to which
news was brought by a number of
clerks; and numbers of these early
news sheets may still be seen in
the Record Office, as well as in
numerousprivate collections, while
a very fair collection of them is to
be found in the British Museum.
FIRST PUBLICATIONS.
The early news letters were ad-
dressed to the patron of the writes,
a large number having been ad-
dressed to the first Duke of Or-
mond, while others included the
Earls of Huntingdon and Strafford,
and these personages also kept
agents at the Court of St. Germain,
so that they received news during
the same period, and as the writing
of these' epistles became more and
more in -demand, the first attempts
.publication toolc place.
The firsalettees given to ehe pub-
lic took the form of sheets published
by permission and the story was
long told that the first authentic re-
cord of such a letter to be made
public in England was that one
which announced the defeat of the
Armada, but this has now been dis-
proved; but when the news letters
became public they Ware the work
of several leading etationers of the
day, who had them printed for a
good sum e.ach and hawked about
by men who were called "Mercnr-
les," the very first which may in
any sense be looked upon as a peri-
odical being started at Frankfort
about the year 1614, being followed
a few years later by a pamphlet
published by a certain Nathaniel
Butter and a few friends under the
title of "The Weekly Nesvs."
But, though it purported to be
regulae, this and the few other en-
terprises of the same sort which
followed only appeared nt most ir-
reguler intervals, most of the pam-
phlets containing news from one or
other parts of the then kuown
world; thus one of the early sheets
bears the name, "The certaine and
true news from all parte i of Ger-
many." while another title runs:
"The Courier. or weekly news from
foreign parts to this present 20th
October, 1621," and to illustrate
the uncertain appearance of the
news letters, one of them is headed,
"Let all know that the writer, or
rather transcriber, bath before
this published two other newes; all
which do carry' a like title and have
dependance one upon another;
which manner he cloth propose to
continue by God's assistance." .
GREAT CAUTION NECESSARY.
Gradually the news letter writers
began to collect news from many
quarters in this country and
abroad, and a curious appeal was
merle by one of them to Lord Ar-
lington on account of expenses "in
entertaining spies with news from
abroad," which cost the then enor-
mous eunl' of 2500, but the writer
declared by ao doing "he had dou-
bled the size of the book"—for by
this time the letters ' had become
fair sized pamphlets. • but in this
and every country where' news
sheets were appearing nothing, was
ailowed to appear in them which
had not been. eubjected fo state
supervision, In the time of the
Stuarts very little foreign neves was
,published publicly; -while not until
James 11 -had left the kingdom WAS
there the slighte.se sign of the "free-
dom of the press." In France in
the, time of Napoleon I., the same
strict supervision was exercised and
many jortreals were famed tei
change their politics again and
again -during, those times of unrest.
Gradually the public began to re -
mare ieformation ooncerning th.c,
,c1iscussion of Perneernent and news
began to bepublished under . the
tale of Diurnal Occerrences of
proceedings in Parliament," but
this was by no means. a "diurnal"
beet, not apPearing ' .more than
once a week at most; and at lest,
under Charles IL, a; surveyor, was
appointed,. VS -whom was panted
the "sole night of writing narra-
tives, mereerie,s, intelligencere and,
ether books of esiblic information,"
with powers az, &Wee ,asiy published
without his cement.; and it was not
until the reign of Queen Anne that
periodical literature bee -sine in any
sense free in this e,ountry. T3ut un-
til long past that date great cau-
tion had to be observed if the writ-
ers a,n4 publishers of any ImenIsh-
,
let" wished to keep mit of trouble.
"Suffer youreelyes (to be henged 22
need be, but publish year opire
ions" : but M this country writers
in early times faced imprisonment!
and the pillory again and again in
order to make their views publie, I
and whatever these may have heen,
it ectiest be ocinceded that they de-
serve credit fer courage, at least, in
having laid the foundation of that
freedom which the press of thia
country enjoys.
.1.
'WIRES TANGLED.
Thomas A. Edison was accepting
blandly a reporteehs apology for an
error in a quotation.
"Oh," Mr. Edison said, "I am
rather well used to being misquot-
ed. Electrical terms are always
Mr. Thomas A. Edison.
•
confusing to the lay mind. No won-
der. Listen to this."
Here Mr. Edison -drew a telegram
from his pocket.
"I got this telegram from an as-
sistant electrician this morning,"
he said, "Listen." And he read:
"Wire with no outside outside.
Put in -side wire outside, and out-
side inside. Need more outside for
inside." •
F.
HOT WEATHER AILMENTS
A medicine that will keep chil-
dren well is a great boon to every
mother. This is just what Baby's
Own Tablets do. An occasional
close keeps the little stomach and
b,owels right and prevents .sickness.
During the hot Nu/rimer months
stomach troubles speedily turn to
fatal diarrhoea or cholera infan-
tem and if Baby's Own Tablets are
not at hand the child may die in a
fess hours. Wise mothers always
keep the Tablets in the house and
give their children an occasional
dose to clear out the etornich and
bowels and keep them well. Don't
wait till baby is ill—the delay may
cost a -precious life. Get the Tab-
lets now and you may feel reason-
ably safe. Every mother who -uses
the Tablets praise them and that is
the best evidence that there ia no
'other medicine for children se
good. The Tablets are sold by
medicine dealers or by snail at 25
cents a box from The Dr, Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
On the underground railways of
London many of , the passenger
coaches exceed 50 feet in length.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Carset In cows,
Life is the business of learning
to use things as tools; the real as
the servant of the ideal; the rea-
lizing of the best of ourselves, the
rendering of our best to ethers.
• Eczema 25 Years
Cured by "Cuticura"
fr,'1,7,'
8.
o retreat
Leg Like Raw Mill from Knee pewit
PP5. 0. Gordan Itewiltt, 00-
enlealon Entienvolloetist, says,
referring to the Infantile death rate
frotri intestinal diseases and diarrbcea
Spread by the house fly, he believes
that the so-called harmless fly is yearly
causing the death of thousands of
infants, as well as spreading the
germs et typtibid fever.
WILSON'S
FLY PADS,
are the best thing to rid your house
of theie dangerous pests, ,
•
THE FORECA.STLE GHOST.
The First Experience ofea Boy at
Sea.
Of course there is no reason why
ghosts should not be found on ship-
board as often as elsewhere: As a
matter of feet, Jack, who is alivays
superstitious, se,es his full share of
apparitions. This amusing story,
told by the ghost himself, is found
in Capt. John D. Whidden's "Ocean
Life in the Old Sailing Days."
Whidden, a boy of thirteen, was
making his that voyage. The ship
was hardly clear of land when a
heavy storm set in. Whidden was
feeling wretched, and in carrying
breakfast to the forecastle upset a
pan of hot scoese on the head of
"Old Tem" at the foot of the com-
panionway stairs. The cuffing he
had for this did not make him feel
any better. An hour or two later,
when tho men were sent aloft, the
boy Slipped down the booby -beech,
and was soon fast asleep among
some rope, canvas and oakum that
were piled against the forward
bulkhead next the forecastle.
When he awoke it was dark, but
light streaming through some auger
holes in the bulkhead and the sound
of voices brought him to his senses.
He was surprised to hear the crew
talking about* him as if he were
dead, and discussieg the manner
in which he had been swept over-
board. He heard old Toni say,
"Well, I'm sorry I hit him, but the
cub scale every spear of hair out of
my head."
He had another long sleep. When
he awoke he heard the crew washing
down the decks, and realized that
he was perfectly well and very hun-
gry. He found a barrel of apples in
the lower hold, filled bis pockets
and shire -bosom, climbed back into
his nest, ate apples, and went to
sleep again.
The next day old Tom was sent
below to out a. piece of rope from the
coils among which Whidden was
hiding. While he was sawing at
the rope, the boy, disturbed by the
noise, peeped out of the coil of
hawser, in which he lay, and met
Tom's glance-.
"With whitened face and bulging
eyes," says Mr. Whidden, 'he
gazed at me a moment; then drop-
ping rope and.knife, and emitting
s series of blood -curdling yells, he
dashed for the booby -hatch, and
disappeared on deck. Every one
was aroused. I heard the second
mate ask, 'What's broke loose with
you?' and all old Tom could ejacu-
late was, 'I've seen him! I've seen
him
"'Seen who?' veiled Mr. Fabene,
" '01, the boy's ghost! the boy's
ghost!' old Tom was frightened
nervily out of his wits.
" Fwbens,' said the captain,
'get a lantern, take that fellow be-
low, and see what Seared him.'
"So Mr. Fabens de•seencleel the
ladrIer, with half the crew at his
back, and old Tom bringing up the
rear. As they came forward the
mate ,callecl out, 'Where's your
ghost? I don't see any ghost!'
'Until now I had lain quiet, but
feeling that I was .discovered, I rose
up to step out of the coil. . Tow
gave another yell, and broke for the
hatch ladder, followed -by -half the
men.
"Mr. Fabens came up, reached
over, lifted me out by the collar,
and marched inc on deck, where I
was at once surrounded by officers
and crew.
"Captain King stepped forward,
and said, boy, where have
you been for the last forty-eight
hours?' ,
" 'Between decks, sir,' I sheep-
ishly answered.
"'What have you been doing' be-
tween decks?'
"'Sleeping. sir.'
`f 'What, .sleeping two days, and
nights?'
" 'Not all the time, sir,' I replied.
"'Rad anything'to eat?'
." 'Apples,' I 'ventured.
" 'Where did You get apples'?'
" 'Out of the hold. Sir. I got the
head out, of a barrel.'
, you did! Do you know
-ou've been breeching car-
go ?'—and then, thinking the ferce
had gone far enough, for all hands
stele on the broad grin, he said,
sternly :
"'Now go for'erd, boy, and if you
cut any reorecapers like teen yoe'll
'et a rope't-encling7'ou'l! semen -t-
ea all your life.' Then, to Mr.
Fabees, headdeci, ',Keep him up nt
lis day watch belew foe a week, and
give him plenty of week.'
That ended' his lecture and I
was glad it was over, and that. I
had -escaped so easily. Going for-
ward With the nec 1 was pleased to
See they bore me no 311 feeling, not
even Tone although he ling b have
)(mon excused if he had done so."
have been treated 13y doctors for
twenty-five years for a bad case of eczema `
es my leg. They did their best, but failed
to mire it. My own doctor had advised me
to have my leg cut off, but I said I w
try the Outicura Remedies first. Be I
m d
,try theiFyou like but I do n t tl •
hey Will do any, good.' At this time my
leg was peeled from the knee down, my
foot was like a piece of raw flesh and I
bed to Waik on crutches. .
..1 bought is cake of Cinienra'Soap, a box t
of Cuticura Ointment and a bottle of Outlaw's,
Resolvent. After the first two treatments • ,
the sweetie went down and in two months! I
use, of the Cutieuro. Ilentedies my Jog was
cured and the new skin grown on. The doctor
could not believe hal own eyes when he saw
that Cuticura had cored me and said that, he
would use OntienrA fOr 11h Olen patients.
Put for the Cutieura Remedies might have
lost my life. I am truly grateful for the
wonderful cure that Cutioura •vrought and
I always recommend it most highly as a sum
and economical cure for skin troteibles.c,”
(SMnigned) Mine. J. B. Renaud, 277 taia
St., Montreal.
For more than generation CnOaura Soap85
tind Ointment have afforded 32p the sr ediest
ycu
everywhere. Par a liberal sample of each,
with ”fk
mors. Sold by druggists and deeTers if -owe forget half of
i% send te Potter D. & that.
and most economfeat treatment for g itt act It's' a good plan to believe only
scalp hu
Corp, e baboo
lm us eve,. B04000 V. 6. A. '
The Foe of Indigestion.—Indiges-
tion is a common ailment and few
are free from it. It is a, most dis-
tressing complaint and often the
suffering attending it is most se-
vere. The very best remedy is Par -
melee's Vegetable Pills taken ac-
cording to directions, They rectify
the irregular action of the stomach
and restore healthy action. For
many years they 'have been a stan-
dard remedy for elyepepsia, and in-
digestion and are highly esteemed
for their qualities.
Poverty has helped many a young
man out after he hue fallen in love.
Minard's Liniment ctues Diphtheria.
Clergy in Belgium are allowed
three votes, on the ground of "su-
perior education."
He—"And do you really love me,
Liza?" She—"Love you, Tommy?
Why, it was only last night that dad
asked me if I wouldn't sooner have
a pet monkey, and I refused."
A Sue Cormetive of -Flatulency.
—When the undigested food lies in
the stomach it throws off gases
caueing pains and oppression in the
stomachic region, The belching or
ernotatiOn of these gases is offen-
sive and the only way to prevent
them is to restore the stomach to
proper notion, Parmelee's Vege-
table Pills will do this. Simple di-
rections go with each packet and is
course ofthern taken systematically
is certain to effect it cere.
ON THE JOB.
"You saw this horse?" asked
counsel for the defendant.
"Yes,
"What did you do?"
"I opened his mouth M pedes' to
ascertain hovr olcl he was, and I
said to him, 1 said, 'Old fellow, I
guess you're a good horse yet.'"
At this juncture, opposing coun-
sel leaped to his feet. "Your hon-
or," he -cried, " I object to the
statement of any conversation be-
tween the witness and the horse
when the plaintiff was not pre-
sent.''
ED. 4.
ISSUE 31—'12
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Look at "$t. Low-
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its even grain. Test it point
AbsOlutely
Best
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. Pure Cane Sugar with no impurities whatever',
"Most every dealer sells St. Lawrence Sugar."
ST. LAWRENCE SUGAR REFINERIES LIMITED, • MONTREAL.
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A QUAKER OATH.
Two small boys in a family of
Friends, writes a contributor, had
a disagreement, during which the
older boy became very much in-
censed.
Finally, no longer able to control
himself, he took his brother by the
shoulder and shook him'with the
exelasnation, "Ole thee little you,
thee I"
Then, as the enormity of his of-
fense came over him, he said, in a
changed voice, "Don't tell mother
I swore,"
As a vermicide -there is no pre-
paration that equals; Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator. It
has saved the lives srf countless
children.
"If you refuse me I shall never
love another wornap." "Does that
promise stand good if I accept
you 7"
Oink—"Your son is pursuing his
studies at college, isn't he?" Oink
--"I guess so. He's always be-
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Deaths exceeded births in France
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Mlnard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eto.
"I bear Arthur has bought a mo-
tor car." "Yes." "Where has he
run with it so far?" "Principally
into debt."
"What (lid the lady say when you
told her I was out?" i'She
and said: 'Friday's not always an
unlucky day.' "
Pain Flees. Before lb.—There is
more virtue in a bottle of Dr.
Thomas' Eclectric Oil as a subduer
of pain than in gallons of other
medicine. The public know this and
there are few households through-
outahe country where it cannot he
found. Thirty years of use has
familiarized the people with it, and
made it a household medicine
throughout the western world.
Peggy Playne-e"Jeck kissed me
last night." Sally Smart --"Well,
every man has his brave moments."
Salesman—"Now, here, madam,
is a piece ef geods that speaks for
iteelf. Custorner , (in te r-
rupting)-="Then, suppose you keep
quiet a moment anti give it a
chance"
I bought a horse with a supposedly in.
curable ringbone for 510. Cured him With
51.00 worth of MINARD'S LINIMENT and
sold him forAsp.00. Profit on Liniment,
854.00.
1101811 DEROSOS.
Hotel Keeper, St. Phillippo Q110,
"Why do you use paint?" asked
a violinist of his daughter. "For
the -same season that you use resist,
patia." , "How is that?" "Why,
to help me draw my beau."
• Miss Prim --"Diel you see any
sharks when you crossed the ocean,
Mr. Green ?" Mr. Green (sadly)—
"Yes. I played eards with a oou-
.
pie." e
We have no hesitation in saying
that Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dydentery
Cordial is without doubt the best
medicine ever introduced for dys-
entery, diarrhoea, cholera and all
eummer complaints. sea sicknees,
etc. It promptly gives relief and
never fails to effect is positive cure,
Mothers should never be without a
bottle when their children are
teething.
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Lizzie,' the" inexperineoed cook,
poked- her head in at the dining -
4.00m door. "Please, ma'am," he
'asked. "how will T know whin the,
pialclin' is cooked?"
"Stick a knife into it," said her
,neiserese—also inexpeeieneeds---re-
calling the instructions in the cook-
sboerovIte,.,,'"if the IrIllfG CD3T1D a 01111
clam. the pudding is ready to
"I'll do that, ma'am."
'`And. eh. lust a Min lite Lizzie."
The mistress had a bright idea. "If
the knife doe,s come out cleat:, von
might stick all the rest of the knives
A BESOUTCY.EFUL HOUSEWIFE:
into the pudding."
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:E WIPP TliOnSAND DOLLARS WILL
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Northumberland County, including Stork
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4 horses, 10 cows, oto This is a snap, and
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01500.
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MALE MELP WANTED.
EtAILWAYS REQUIRE YOUNG sterr
for positions in stations. These mnn
are placed in positions as fast as SVC can
Prepare them, Railvray officials endorsaiL,A,J
our School. Now is the time to make ar."-"sl•
rangonnonts for Pall studios. Pree Book
No. 18 explains. Dominion School Railroad-
ing, Toronto.
husOELLANEOUS.
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ANO4R, TUMORS, LUMPS, eto, In.
ternat and external, cured without
pain by our borne treatment. Write us
before too late. Dr. Denman Medical Co.
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A CRUEL SPORT.
Benevolent old gentleman (ad-
dreseing angler) --"Don't you think
fishing a eruel sport?"
Fisherman—"I should just think
it is, I've been sitting here for five
or six house and I have not had a
single bite; but I have got three
wasp stings and been eitte.n up with
the flies, anti the sunJ.s took the
skin off the back of my neck."
. _
No matter how deep-rooted the
corn or wart rev be, it must yield
to Holloway's Corn Cure if used es
directed.
In fishing for compliments use
fresh bait.
Minard's Liniment' Cures Distemper.
"Ien't year mother
afraid, Willie, of catching cold in
those shppere."
I guess you don't know them slip-
pers. Ma uses them to warm the,
whole family with."
Dr. Morsie's
Indian Root Pills
arejust the right medicine for the
children. When they aro constipated
—when their kidneys are out of order
—when over -indulgence in some
favorite food gives them indigestion
—Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills will
quickly and surely put there right.
Purely vegetable, they neither sicken,
weaken or gripe, like harsh purgatives.
Guard your children's health by
always keeping a box of Inn Morsaa
n tau Rosat Pilisin the house, They 6..!
!Keep the Children Well