HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1912-07-18, Page 6WEAK, TIRED PEOPLE
Are Usually the Victims at ,Pale,
Watery Blood.
Anaemia is tha medical term for
oo r or watery blood. It may arise
from a variety of causes, such as
lack of exercise hard study, impro-
perly ventila,M4 rooms or work -
bops, iinperfect, assimilation of
•food, etc. The chief symptoms are
extreme peeler of the face, lips and
turns; rapid breathing and palpita,
eon of the heart after alight exer-
tion; headachea, dizziness, some-
times fainting spells and a, tendency
to hysterics, swelling of the feet
Ond limes, a feeling of mestere
tiredness awl a &Amite for food.
pr. Williams' Pink Pills are a cer-
tain cure for anaeraia, because they
Ilnake neve-rich blood, which tit -Mu-
tates and strengthens every omen
and every ,part of the body. The
following is one among thousand.of
easee of this serious trouble cured
by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink
Fills. Miss Georgina Raymond, St.
Jerome, Que., Gays: "About a
year ago my health began te give
out. I suffered from headaches,
heart palpitation, dizziness, and
appeared to be threatened with a
general breakdown. I wa,s at the'
time employed in the family of a
dootor, who, seeing my oondition,
gave. me medioine. I took this
faithfully for Borne time, bet with
no benefit, and I grew much 'dis-
eouraged. Then a friend advised
me to try Dr. Williams' pia Pills,
reeving that he had found a cure
:through them in similar conditiens.
I took her advioe, got a. supply of
? the pill, and took them regularly
for some time. Gradually I be-
came strong, a,nd in the course of a
month or so I was again enjoying
the best of health, and have not
since had the least. return . of the
old symptoms. I can heartily re-
commend Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
to all weak girls."
Sold by all medicine dealers at
50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50
or sent by mail, post paid, by The
tr. Williams' Medicine Co.
FLOATED 750 MILES ON ICE.
Crew of the Hansa Lived Eight
Months on Iceberg.
Some of the ill-fated Titanie's
passengers or °rosy might have pro-
lited by the experience of the crew
�f the German ship Han,sa a.nd
token refuge on the death -dealing
here itself until rescued, if a foot -
'told could hav,e been aecured on
the slippery mass. The Hansa
etreck an ice island in lettitude 52
degrees a little before midnight in a
freezing gale. The intpact carried
her bow far up on the berg and em-
bedded it firmly in the Rm. Her
back was broken by the force of the
collieion, and before morning was
wrenched away from the forward
part by the battering seas, and
sank.
111;
When the Hansa struok, the
beaks were lowered, but only one
eseaped being swamped alter pull-
ee Eng away from the doomed ship. It
cas" t
soo ,found, however, that this
wee leaking, and that no
'
amount of bailing would keep it
afloat more than a few houra, get the
mate in command of it made for the
berg, and auoceedecl in climbing up
on it to a place of temporary safety.
From the broken timbers of the
•gansa's bow the castaways built a
eude ehelter, and snared aea, birds
to eke out the scanty supplies they
ewe been able to save from the ship.
As the ice drifted further meth into
warmer watera and began percepti-
• bly to shrine, the shipwrecked men
were a prey to constant fear that
the melting masa might turn turtle
any time and precipitate them all
in the sea from which it had so
• providentially saved them. Also
they feared it might "calve," and
the part breaking away frone the
main bulk might carry them with it
to destruction. The constant grind-
ine and groaning of the great lee
raft filled their hearts 'with constant
terror, and the deserted seas added
to their despair. But the eerg held
gether for eight months, and the
emcee men travelled 750 miles Im-
re filmy were finally picked up in
etude 43 degrees, suffering from
heat bites end hunger, but other-
wise no worse for their long expo -
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Terrible Itching
THE TIME TO FIGHHERYES
WHEN A WOleAN REACHES
FORTY YEARS.
Reesouable Restraint Will Insure
a Long and Healthy
Life.
How many women realize that the
care they take of themselves in the•
five years after 40 may mean the
difference between a broken down
or healthy old age? Forty is by no
means decrepit, but the germs of
decreptincy are there, and must be
promptly fought. .
We bank on our nerves, then
growl when our amount is over-
drawn. A young person can afford
• risks, but, however we may flatter
ourselves, 40 is not youth, and the
sooner we face it and reorganize ac-
• cordinglyeethe more, chance for a
good /ooking middle age.
Men end women both should grow
carefully after the danger line is
crowed, but with woman it is im-
perative,. Her nervous system is
weaker and the demands upon it
greater than with men.
This does net mean growing to be
a health creak or feeling oneself on
the dowpward path; it does mean
con:anon sense and ordinary precau-
tions. No woman oeer 40 can af-
ford to morn rest, to neglect her
digestion or to trifle with hr hair
and complexion. ,
'It may have been your boast that
you rival Napoleon in getting along
with little sleep. Forget it! The
maid of sweet sixteen may be able
to &am all night acrid rush all day,
but the maiden or matron of 40 who
follows suit is utterly foolish. Her
looks will show it if her health
does not. I
TRY TO GET A NAP EACH DAY,
if but for ten minutes. If naps are
not to be aejuated to your life duty
—though this adjustment is less im-
possible than busy women imagine
—gee to bed as near 10 o'clock as
many nights in a week as you can.
Don't make a fetish of the early
to bed mid rise saw. That way lees
creakiness, ainother danger eo be
fought when age looms near. The
woman who insists on turning out
her light five minutes •after ten
o'clock each night puts hexself to
nervous strain in her desire for
routine. Get toted early when you
ga..n; when you can't do not fame
about it.. It is equalle futile to feel
one, must stay up until 10 o'clock,
however fatigued. Retire at 7
o'clock if you are dragged one, even
stay an entire day in bed when you
are particularly done up.
Many persona as they grow older
find it thane to sleep late in • the
morning. eo if you are a sleepy head
be thankful for it. Do not set
alarm clocks --when nothing pre-
vents your sleeping—for uncon-
sciously the ehought that one must
be up at a fixed hour means broken
rest. The worst kind of ineonmia
overcome ie the early morning
kind, when oneta eyes pop open
long before daylight and stay open.
There are other ways to rest be,
sides sleeping. Adopt a re,stful out-
look t,o life. You may be +he worst
met of a "fusser"—overparticularr
about your house or children or
clothes—but y'ou can become easy-
going if you try. .Learn W shut
your eyes to trifles and to take big
things calmly. Life is too d'art to
fret it away over non -essentials.
The woman over the danger line
should have
• AN IRONCLAD RULE
to stop when 'her merves begin to
wiggle, her skin to prick, her head
to feel too 'full and her temper to
gest on edge. No matter how im-
perative the task, how important
you may think youiself be, atop
before you are stopped, save time
and doctor bills. '
The woman who cannot rule her
owii hours finds this stopping diffi-
cult; but it is economy in the end
not to drive oneself. Often just
dropping your work for a few min-
utes—spent with closed eyes and
empty brain, or, better still, with
deep 'breathing by en open window
—will Test you so that the task can
be continued without nervous
strain. _
• Wheel over the danger ,line cater
to the stomach. Do'notbe e food
Got Lttle Sleep faddist,—which Bikeagood--but do
not play pranks with your digestion
by overeating or starving. After
40 there is, a tendency to despond-
ency in yeomen, and nething is so
depressing as dyspepsia.
Fresh air is essential to those
over the line. You get afraid of
draughts, sleep in stuffy .rooms, ne-
glect brisk •walks; you are soon
sensitive oolde; your 0in:elation
gets -poor and -walking, becomes a
hardship. If only for vanity'sake
a woman should keep in the open
air, for nothing so gives away age
er, T. aa a panting walk. •
wonems.
Winne:ea
Until Cuticura Remedies Cured Him -
Those who have suffered long and hope.
lessly from torturing skin eruptions will read
with Interest this letter from Mr. T. Williams,
115 Pacific Ave., Winnipeg (dated Jan. 14,
1011): "The Cuticura Remedies certainly
did work finely, and I am thankful that there
IS such a remedy, and that I tried it. About
three months ago a terrible itching cont.
tateneed on my body. I could not understand
It. it gradually grew worse and covered a
large portion of ne body. There was also
it slight eruption of the skin, eort of a rash,
suffered greatly with die itching and at
night time I had little sleep. I tried one or
two remedies which did no good, and then
1 tried Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Re-
solvent. In about ten days I was completely
cured."
For more than a generation the Cutieura
Remedies have effected the speediest and
Most economical treatmentior itching, burn.
ilng. scaly and bleeding skin and scalp hu-
mors, of young and old. Sold by dritggists
•and dealers everywhere. For a liberal sample
of Cuticura Soap and Ointment with 32-p,
• hook on the care of the skin and treatment of
ite affections, send a postal to the Potter
,Z»ug 1 Chun, torn., sole props., 51 03111M.
41" Ave.. Boston, %La. A.
It , is the exceptional WOMall
whose %air does not thin by the
time the danger line ig reached.
Raldnees is such a nightnsare
women that neglect of the hair is
unusual, but too much emphasis
cermet be laid on regular care.
Sacrifice something else but indulge
in a good malp doctor and.ke,ep the
hair well coiffed
AND THE COMPLEXION!
No one but the woman who is
over the line knows what it means
to 'witch for added wrinkles, thiele
ening thin and dulling color. This
evil clay can be postponed indefi-
nitely by proper diet, good eircula,
eon and intelligent maseage and
washing. To keep young as 1ng as
one ciun is a dirty.
There is certain comfort in the
den'acare stage, but it is most im-
politic, especielly to the business,
woma,n. The, woman who lets her-
self down mentally, who gets lax in
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• A SummerProlectilt
egainet such ills as Cholera
Morbus, Diarrhoea,
Calera Infantain and
Susioner Complaint - a
protector in which you
can safely place 1,14tipl1cit
confidence -is
Nalruto
Extract of
Wild Strawberry
Compound
111 o5c. and 50c. bottles. at
your Druggist's.
Natsmaall Dcroungadsa,n mh ilef,,2C14;
-see
cesii
!
social duties, who wears slovenly
clothes, who cloean't care how she
looks or talks becatim she is mid-
dle-aged, soon feels year older
than she
There should be 30, possibly 40,
good years beyond the (imager line.
Are they not worth fighting for --
worth present sacrifice by the wo-
man at the critical age when life
may be made or marred?
The best way to pass the danger
line is to realize the dangea. Do
not take to caps and kerchief be-
cause you are 40 ; but, on the other
hand, do not ehimk you have the
vigor of early youth.
CHINESE SIGNBOARDS.
Poetic Gems to Attract Business to
Pekin -Shops.
W. Simpson in "Meeting of the
Sun," writes: "I saw in Pekin a
list of signboards and a few sam-
ples of thein will illustrate their
general character. 'Shop of Hee-
ver-sent Luck,' The Shop of Celes-
tial Principles ' The Nine Felici-
ties Prolonged,' 'Mutton Shop of
Morning Twilight "The Ten Vir-
tues all Cosnplebe,"Flowers Rise
to the Miley Way.'
"In these signs we can see that
the Chinese can combine the soul of
a poet with the pocket of a shop -
man. Contrast such efforts with
'The Noted Relpie House' of the
London streets, and one must feel
that we are utter herbaria -Me Car-
lyle quotes a Chinese signboard,
'No Cheating Here: but I could not
find anytthing like it in the lisb.
'Good aixl just according to Hea-
ven' ought et satisfy the ideal no-
tions of the euthor of 'Suter Re-
sartus.''
"The Honest Pen Shop of Li"
implies that other pen shops are
not honeet. The "Steel Shop of the
Pockmarked Wang" suggests that
any peculiarity of a fithopman mey
be ueed impressethe memory of
customers. Snub noses, squint
eyes, lame legs or hump back's
might all be used in this way.
A charcoal shop calls itself the
"Fountain of Beauty," and a place
for the sale of coal indulges in the
title of "Heavenly Embroidery."
An oil end wine establishment in
the "Neighborhood of Chief
Beauty," a deacription the realiza-
tion of whith it is hard to conceive
anywhere in Pekin. "The Thrice
Rig/16mm" one would scarcely ex-
pect from an opium shop.—London
Globe.
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
No Medicine so Beneficial to -Brain
and Nerves.
Lying awake nights makes it hard
to keep awake and do things in day
time. To take "tonics and stimu-
lants" under such circumstances is
like setting the house on fire to see
if you can put it out.
The right kind of food promotes
refreshing sleep at night and a
wide awake individual during the
day.
A lady changed from her old way
of eating, to Grape -Nuts, and says:
"For about three years I had
been a great sufferer frorn indiges-
tion. After trying several kinds of
medicine the doctor would ask me
to drop Off potateee, then meat, and
so on, but in 11, few days that crav-
ing, gnawing wouki start up. and I
would vomit everything I ate and
drank.
When I started on Grape -Nuts,
vomiting stopped, and the bloated
feeling which was so distressing dis-
appeared entirely. .
"My mother was very much both-
ered with diarrhoea before com-
mencing the Grape -Nuts, became
her stensech was so weak she could
not digeat her food. Since using
Grape -Nuts food she is well, and
says she don't think she could do
without it.
• "It is a great brain restorer and
nerve builder, for I can sleep as
Bound and undisturbed peter a sup-
per of Grape -Nuts as in the- old
days when. I could not realize what
they meaet by a "bad atornach."
There is no met/Mine oo beneficial
to nerves and brain as a good
night's sleep, such as you can en-
joy after eating Grape -Nuts."
Name given by Canadian Postuns
Co. Windsor, Ont.
Look in pkgefor the famous lit-
tle book, "The Road to Wellville."
Ever read the above letter/ A new one
appears from Dino to time. They are
genuine, true, and full ot human Interest.
When a ship is sunk, or otherwise
perishes, that part of her cargo that
floats on the sea is termed flotsam;
it is jetsam !when the ship is in dan-
ger of being sunk, and to lighten
her the goods are cast into the sea..
TRAVELLING INCOGNITO.
When Kings and Queente Do Not
Want to Be Recognized.
Every modern king or prince has
several inferior titlea—the Emperor
of Austria hal' over seventeen—that
are usually of no me to him. It is
when he wieltea to travel, and doe,
not desire to be bothered with
State eeremonie,s on his way, that
he find a these titles -very oonven-
iont.
The Prince of Wales, who has re-
oently enjoyed a long stay in Paris
under the title of the Earl of Ches-
ter, eniploye•d the best known of the
various well-known inoognitos used
by succeesive Princes of Wales. His
grendfather, the late King Edward,
passed, at different times, when
Prince of Wales, as the Duke of
Cornwall, the Earl of Cheater, the
Earl of Carrick, and Baron Rere
frew. When he became King he
also became Duke of Lancaster, and
made this title his incognito when
he wanted one, the others passing
on. to the new Prince of Wales.
Such well-known incognitoare
not meant to hide the identity of
their Royal owners. They are
simply an indication that the bearer
waats to be spared the peeing and
receiving of ceremonious
But at times Royalty really wish-
es to pans unknown, The present
Queen of Norway, when Princess
Charles of Denmark, used to go for
long tours on the Continent accom-
panied solely by her governees.
Hotel books knew her simply as
Mies Mills, and the authorities knew
her not at all. Queen Alexandra,
too, is said to belie more than once
visited Paris under the na,me of
Mrs. Stephens.
One advantage of these humbler
forms of incognito is that such a
traveller escapes the atteridanoe of
the police, while under the less
strict forms of inoognito they do
not. King Edwerd was frequently
annoyed when on the Continent by
the failure of the police and Press
to respect his incognito. On one
occasion he warned M. Paoli, the
head of the French Police, that, if
his wishes were not respected, he
would never visit Paris again.
King George has seldom found an
incognito necessary, though when
Duke of York he and Queen Mary
visited the South of France as the
Duke and Duohese of Killarney.
But King Edward was accustornexl
W incognitos from his • boyhood.
One cold night, when eighteen, he
was walking through the West End
with his tutor. A baked -potato
stall struck the Royal and youthful
fancy, anti a couple of hot potatoes
he was determined to have.
A gentle wigging followed. In
later, life King Edward used smil-
ingly to relate the defence he had
raised. His point was that he had
eaten the potatoes strictly as Lord
Renfrew. "And if a baron may not
eat baked potatoes, who would be
a baron? But it -was the Prince of
Wales who had indigestion next
morning," was the ending of the
story. ,
Another incognito experience of
which Xing Edward used to tell also
dieted from his early Prince of
Wales' period. He was in a Paris
picture -gallery with his equerry.
Two Americans kept staring round
at him. At last one came up, a.nd
addreesed him with the blunt clues -
teen :
"Say, sir, are you the Prince of
WaclesV
"eeyname is Renfrew," was the
polite answer.
"Veal, Mr. Renfrew, I gums
you've /oat me just twenty dollars.
/ bet you were. My luck It'
The Duchese of Connaught is fond
of travelling as the Duchess of Es-
sex. Another well-known incognito
is that of Prinmss Louise, Duchess
of Argyll, who often calls herself
Lady Sundridge.—London Answer's.
The first census of the population
took place in 1490 B.C., when the
Israelites were numbered by Moses.
Branoh establishment� of the Roy-
al Mint am situated at Sydney, New
South Wales; Melbourne, Victoria;
Perth, Western Australia, and at
Ottawa, Canada.
Mothers ea,n easily know when
their ceileren are troubled with
worms, and they lose no time in
applying the best of remediee—Mo-
ther Gravel.? Worm Exterminator.
Upwards of 025,000 miles of rail-
ways are in use in the entire world.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
"Oh, mother," sobbed the young
wife. "I've discovered that John
doesn't trust me." "Why, child,
-what has he donee?" "Well, you
know, I 000lced my first dinner for
him to -day and he invited a friend
to dine with him." The Sobs broke
out afresh. And, oh, mother, the
man he invited was a doctor I"
No one nmd fear cholera or any
eummer complaint if they have a
bottle of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dyaen-
tery Cordial ready for UB0. It cor-
rects all looseness of the bow•els
promptly and causes a healthy and
natural action. This is a medicine
ada,pted for the young anel old,.rieh
arid poor, and is rapidly becoming
the mod popular medicine fer
cholera, dysentery, etc, in the mar-
ket.
HAS SAVED 101 LIVES.
Charles Williams, A lighterman,
of Limehouse, London, a young
married man thirty-four years of
age, hits just commenced his oecond
mntury in lifesaving. A resident
in the east -end all his life, bis work
has' been on the river or in the
dock. Since 1896, the year when
he rescued a lee from the Regent's
Canal, he has saved 101 lives, all
from droweing. Williams holds the
certificate and decorations of the
Royal Humane Society, and hoe had
the distinction of having his mem
mentioned in connection with life.
saving in every police-odurt in Ease
London.
FORECAST FROM SEA WATER.
English Chemist's Method of Fore-
telling the Weather.
What kind of suanner are we go-
ing to have thi* year ? Orthodox
meteorology will not commit itself
to long shote et this sere but there
is one quite serious man of science
who correctly forecasted the bril-
liant suinmer of last year and the
gloomy, wet one of the year before.
And he has already expreesed his
opinion of our chances this year,
says the Manchester Guardie,n,
He is Dr. H. Bassett, late of the
chemical department of Liverpool
University,. He bee been appointed
professor of chemistry of Reading
University College, but he is 15611
going to awry on the examination
of samplm of sea watm obtained
during the hydrographic cruises of
the Lancashire sea fisheries 'commit-
tee's offic,ers andreport upon their
salinity. So at least • one gathers
from the 1911 report at the Lanca-
shire sea fisherMs laboratory at the
Liverpool University and the Pio]
hatchery.
-It is from these examination e of
sea water that Dr. Bassett gets his
weather forecasts, He finds a defi-
nite connection between the condi-
tions of the sea. and the general
Iwseather conditione of the Britli
ia
leL
Dr. Bassett correctly forecasted
• the unusually wet summer of 1910
from the late appearanoe and re-
duced salinity of the Gulf Stream
drift early in that year. Again in
his report of observations a the
condition of the Irish Sea during
1910, published in May, 1911, Dr.
Bassett wrote that "the renewed
vigor of the Gulf Stream drift also
gives ue good reason to expect a
more genial summer quite different
from the dismal ones of 1909 aad
1910." Both these shots were bells
eyes, but what of this summer ?
Having dismissed the values of the
salinities at the three stations af-
fected by the Gulf Stream drift in
December, 1911, and on February
14, 1912, r. Bassett make the fol-
lowing prediction for this year: "I
have little hesitation in saying that
the summer of 1912 will probably be
like neither the brilliant dry one
of 1911 nor the gloomy wet ones of
1909 and 1910, but just one of the
somewhat variable and uncertain
summers which are
in this
experi-
enced is country."
SUMMER SHIN TROUBLES.
Sunburn, blistering, mid irrita-
tion are the commouest form of
summer skin troubles, and Zam-
Buk ends these very Quickly. It
-works in two ways. As soon as ap-
plied, its antiseptic powers get to
work and kill all the poison in a
wound, a sting or a sore. This gen-
erally ends the smarting aud the
pain. Then Zam-Buk begins the
healing prooess, and fresh healthy
tissue is built up. For sore, blis-
tered feet, sore hands, heat rashes,
baby's heat spate sore places due
to perspiration, ole., you eantt
equal Zaat-l3uk. Druggists and
stores everywhere sell Zien-Buk,
50a. box. Uee Zam-Buk Soap also,
25c. per tablet. All stores, or Zam-
Buk 0o.,
The man who sings his own praise
seldom gets an encore.
At the last census of the Union of
South Africa, the figures showed
that there were over three million
more natives than Europeans.
Corns cripple the feet and make
walking a torture, yet sure relief
in the shape of Holloway's Corn
Cure is within reach of all.
Persia's national debt amounts to
$30,000,000.
MInard's Liniment Cures target In Cows.
A man never feels comfortable in
a dress suit if he remembers that he
will have to go back W work the
next morning.
Sometimes a woman enjoys hay-
ing her husband stay away from
'church on Sunday so she can throw
it up to him all the rest of the
week.
Pills for Nervous Troubles,—The
stomech is the centre of the nervous
system, and when the stomach aus-
panda healthy actiop the result is
manifest 'in disturbances of the
nerves.. If allowed to persiet, ner-
vous debility, a dangerous ailment,
may eneue. The first consideration
is to restore the stomach to proper
action, and there is no readier
remedy for this elia-n Parmelee's
Vegetable Pills. Thousands can
attest the virtue of these pills in
curing nervous disorders.
New York has an orchestra of
one-armed men.
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. .
Judge—You are charged with
breaking a chair over this- esants
head. Prieoner—I didn't mean to
break the chair, yer Worship.
Manager—"So you are looking for
a job. What can you do?" "No-
thing in particular; but work is not
so much an object as good wages."
Ell. 4.
ISSUE 28--e
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You cannot afford brain -befogging headaches.
NA -DRU -CO Headache Waters
stop thero in quick time and clear your head. They
cro not contain either phenacetin, acetanilici, morphine,
opium or any other dangerous drug. 25c. a bog, at
your Druggist's. 121,
NATIONAL DRUC AND CHEMICAL CO. OF CANADA, LIMITED.
LAST PIGTAIL OFF.
Majordomo of Chinese Legation
Gets Father's Consent.
The lest pigtail has departed from
the Chin'e,ee Legation in Portland
Place, London. This one remaining
pigtail fell at the close of lest week
beneath the ecissors of progress,
It grew upon the heed of Leo Yuk
Lins, majordomo of the legation,
who hails from the Pekin .neighbor-
hood. Early lest year the major-
domo wished to rid himself of this
emblem of Manchu servitude, but
though he was more than 40 years of
age he would not do it until he had
his feeler's cc,naent.
He wrote to his father, but the
reply at fast was a refesal to allow
the destruction of the ornament,
and Leo Yuk Liris continued to
wear it, the only one left in the
legation. Patiently the majordomo
bore his badge, of shame a,nd servi-
tude until two months ago, when he
again petitioned his father.
• At the end of last week the long -
desired permission came, and in a
very few 'minutes the pigtail was
shorn off.
NEW GOVERNMENT BUILDING
Magnificent Structure for Exhibits
at Canadian National.
The new government building at
the Canadian National Exhibition
is being reeled to completion and
will be ready for the year's Fair. It
will cost $160,000, of which the Do-
minion Government pays $100,000,
the Ontario Government $25,000
and the City of Toronto the balance.
It will be used for Provincial, Do-
minion and Educational Exhibits.
Europe has an area of nearly 3,
800,000 square mike.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eto.
tiDoes your wife ever admit that
she is wrong in an argument?"
"No, the nearest she ever comes to
it is W say that Fru not as big a.
chump as I look."
Servante-Please, 'air, there's a,
ma:n at the door with a bill. Mr.
Ovens—Tell him we are well sup-
plied.
A Medical Need Supplied. ---When
a medicine is found that not only
acts upon the stomeche but is so
composed that certain ingredients
of it pass unaltered through the
stomach to find action in the bow-
els, then thereis available a purga-
tive and a cleanser of great effec-
tiveness. Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills are of this character and are
the best of all pills. During the
years that they have been in um
they have established themselves as
no other pill has done.
GOT IT EASY.
Napper—"Did Smith inherit his
money or make it?" Snapper —
"Neither. HO is a corporation
lawyer."
When Your Eyes Need Core
Try MoriR
n° Eye emo y. No Smarting -Feels
nue-dots Quickly, Try it ior Red, Weak,
Watery Byes and Granulated Byeilda, Illus-
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compounded by onr Oculists -not I.Patent Med-
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THE SAME SOCK.
"I think she will make a fine wife.
I have been calling on her for sev-
eral months now, and nearly always
find her darning one of her father's
socks."
"That caught me, too, until I
found out that it was always the
same sock."
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gents, -I cured a valuable hunting dog
of mange with MINARD'S LINIMENT after
eeveral veterinariee had treated him
without doing him any permanent good,
Yours, 4c.„
WILFRID GAGNE,
Prop, of Grand Central Hotel, Drum-
mondville, Aug. 3, 'M.
THE COMMON FRACTION.
Her Husband—"The c,ensus offici-
als state that the average family
consists of four and a fraction per -
eons. How do you account for the
fraction 7"
His Wife—"Oh, that is the hus-
band.''
Time Has Tooted It.—Dr. Themes'
Eclectrie Oil has been on the market
upwards of thirty yeas and in that
time it has proved a blessing to
thousands. It is in high favor
throughout Canada and its- excel-
lence bee carried its fame beyond
the mate It has no equal in the
whole list of liniments. If it were
double the price it would be a cheap
liniment
WHY HE WAITED.
An elderly gentleman, chief in an
inenacitlete suit of black, was seat-
e•d on a bench in the park enjoying
the lovely 'spring day. A small boy
lay on the grass not far away and
stared intently at the man. For a
while the man said nothing "Why
don't you go and play with the other
children ?" he asked at last. "I
don't want to," the boy replied,
But it isn't natural for a boy of
your age to be quiet. Why don't
you want to?" "I'm just waiting,"
answered the boy. "I want to see
you get up. A fellow painted that
bench about fifteen minutes ago,"
There are over 100,000 paupers in
COW COM FORT
Is guaranteed to keep Files off your Cattle
55.50 PRE GALLON
Dilute with 4 gallons of water.,
Write for a gallon now to
THE MACLAREN IMPERIAL CHEESE CO..
LTD., WOODSTOCK, ONTARIO.
Bole Mfrs. -The Septa Manufacturing Co.,
Melted Montreal.
FARMS FOR SALE,
N. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street,
Toronto.
1.41 HART THOUSAND DOLLARS WILL
buy beautiful hundred acres in •
Northumberland County, including Stook
and Implements. There is in the stook
4 horses, 10 cows, etc. This is a map, and
oan be had on easy terms. Possession at
once.
0011 FARMS IN LINCOLN, WELLAND.
XX Balton. Peel, York, Durham, North.
nmborland. PrinCe Edward counties et
reasonable prices.
AMORT& SASKATCHEWAN AND
Manitoba lauds in large or Small
blocks.
10 EMT EARMS-ALL SIZES, IN THE
.112 Niagara Fruit Bolt.
H. W. DAWSON, Toronto.
MALE HELP WANTED.
RAMWAY AGENTS, TELEGRAPHERS
and Clerks in groat demand through.
out Ontario and North West. Six Months
will Qualify you. Day and Mail courses.
Positions secured. Free Book 18 explains.
Dominion School TelographY. Toronto.
MISCELLANEOUS.
AY AND FARM SCALES. Wilson's
Seale Works, 9 Esplanade, Toronto.
ANODIC, TUMORS, LIMPS. etc. Ie.
tornal and external. cured without
pain by our home treatment. Write tie
before too late. Dr. Hellman Medical Co.
Limited, Collingwood, Ont.
67011 SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson's
Scale Works, 9 Esplanade. Toronto.
.12 A.113111.1031 SEND YOUR NAME AND
get valuable information. D. Bell,
93 Argyle Street, Toronto.
CARPET DYEING
sad Claudius This 1,r, enesialty with Ma
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The Heart of a. Plano Is the
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CRE1OSOTEI
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Sardines
Norway's Finest
Sardines at their
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A toothsome (Imlay for
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From your Grocer get "ICIng
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OBEYED ORDER'S.
A doctor, amazed to find a pati-
ent in a cold bath, began to scold
him. "What's this?" he said. "Did
I order you to take a bath?" "In-
deed I You told me to take these
pills in water."
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