HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1912-06-13, Page 3uoe ‘16th, 1912
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WMO„'"E±AGGElletTESa
1Ih,casild, under eight, yearof ogee.
Wibl; L'" exag g e ratisi" facta innactual,
arietrutlis i ally Cornmeal, Parente '
often greatly , worried over, his
• tendency,and fear tit such children .
et • hate ea ugly streak in ,tbeir growing
eharecters. But the trait M mental,
neenueral, and uaually it is the bright-.
•, eat chl•kiren who are prone to "exage
.geration." traey are not aeon) that
they are not telliug the truth. 'They'
FROM PARIS
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' trepai,red' to 'the churchyerd, and ..tlie
' Ocenin,ancl,ing officer gate ' the evord• of
, command to fall lar,, Th,e.'sergeant of'
pee • .• .,
,, the eity Came arid took the, roan pri-
hen one Richard •Middle;
ton „ivaa (taken before' the 'dealer of 'the'
city Ise wad' M. for using 'cards ill
choreal ,diming dlisine servite, being
oi aceonat of an. oad affair that hats'
. Pelted •toea Palmate eoldier. la t Britieh.
regiment, ' „
The sergeant Poinalanded dies ,paetY
to church, sea when die Tarrson lied
ended hie prayer he took arls text;
but tiels soldier piled out a pack of
cards', and spread theni before him.
As ,he sat While the parson was
, preaching, he first kept looking at
one card and then at another. Ile
sergeant of the cOmpaay saw him, and,
satd, "Riehard, put ilia• your cards,
foe this rie no place, for 'them." "Never
mind that " meld the) eoldrier, "for You
have no business 'With rne here," ;
' The Arraignment ,
I When the parson had ended his
sermon and was over the Soldiers
'sonar. "Mana you are my prisoner'''.
add ie. "You hive played, a game
Of cards in the &arch." "No," eats'
the soldrier, "I have not played a game
tor I ogler looked at a pack." "No
matter ,for ehat, you are my prisoneret
So he took him beeore the Mayor;
, soldier, whet have you to'
say for yourself?" "Sir;" said the
soldier, "I have been five weeks On
the' march, and have but little to sub-
sist on, end have nothing but a pack
of cards. I hope to saelefY Your
thonour of the parity of my intention.'
The Explanation ,
'Men the soldier puked out of his
!pocket the pack of cards, and begarn
iwith „the ace. "When I see the „ace",
!said he, "it puts me in mind that
;there is oae God only. When I see
;the deuce It puts end, In nand of tile'
'Father and Son. When I see the three
ale puts me in mind of the Father, Son,
and Hely Ghost When I see the four,
' puts me In mind of the four Even-
.
'genets that preaehed the Gospel —
IlVfatthow, Mark, Luke, and John. When
II see the five It puts me in •mind of
eellarsi 1 Inc five wtse virgins, who trimmed
I, tre
The'. foundation of Ms gown is
violet colored creltallileteoe with a
1 long pointed train.
'come with a tale of whieh part 15 fact
tend, part is fancy, but is all equally
"real' to their active imaginations.
Puntahraent as no remedy in. such
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In
*Clinics l'ie
;tile Beet Test, ,
NANADIA TE
, otyai.o.e
• "rit3' Athletes feris
geieetIlig ry •aria 51
• liMlna
The seetem of having prelaninasry
trials b,efore .the • Olympic games
doesn't seem to be the best way to
(select a Cariadian. team for that great ,
event, ' OlYallate •oeininittee are
likely to discard' it and they -would
show ,eourid common Sense, if theY
Md. Apart from the eact that many
of Canadaei etaletes are too far away
from any place which may be select-
ed, the trials. 40 not always shew
that the hest man will 'win. JelmnY
Hayes, the YanIceer Mara,thoner, was
'beaten in ,the American trials, yet he
went oyer toethe eannee and won the
blue ribbon event., the famous Mara-
thon rake. The chopping of athletes
by 'their record for the year -leaks to
be the best way to select a team. The
committee could go Over he records
ce all the, men who are good enough
to be eligible for the team, and, taking
their performante in every one of the
contests in which they .were entered:
during the season, could tell easily
who the -pick of Canada's athletes
were. .A. man might easily have a
fine record for the year and at the
same thee fall down badly ,at ,a,teet
through nervousness or some other
eause and yet win points for Canada
if he were taken to the games.
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Money' bytlanittielf '•ateekingea
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MORE INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL
" LEAGUE TALE.
Dew Drill, the 'former 'St, Paul
catcher, and prime mover in the
soheme to organize a new Northern.
Baseball league, sent out primitive
.contracts to prospective magnates of
the proposed pastime ring, and unless
plans fail to materialize, a six -club
a:genie be brought into the na-
tional ,agreement circle.
The proposed cities of the league
their lamps; there were ten, but five are St. Paul, Itilimewpolls, Duluth,
;were foolish, and were but ant. 'When Whmipeg, ViegIna and Superior, and
II see the six, et puts ine in mind that with these Mx points assured as a'
beginner, those at the head of the
scheme hope to expand the league to
an eight-elub affair before the be-
ginning of 1918 playing season. Suc-
cess En this undertaking undoubtedly
would „bring, about the disruption of
the present Minnesota -Wisconsin
league, for that organization, without.
Duluth and Superior, would find the
Sailing rather rough.
Ff. P. Conrad, the local bowling and
billiard ball man, is one of the inter-
ested paraes in the project, a,nd he
proposee to place the St. Paul repre-
sentative in the league. Leer Drill
te-
dolng the heavy work along the or-
ganizing lines, and the former Wash-
ington and St. Paul backstop may
talce hold of the Minneapolis club.
George E. Lerinon owner of the St..
Paul Assotaation club, is in favor of
allowing a minor league in this city,
While the Cantalions are said to favor
the movement so far as the up -river
city is concerned. Of course, the plan,
is only in Its hammy, but Mr. Conrad
declared he could see nothing but
euccess ahead in the scheme.
In six days the Lord made Heaven
land earth. When I see the seven it
"puts me in nand that on the seventh
day God re'sted from all his workd
ivehich Ise had created and medal
twherellare the Lord blessed the seventdi.
lday aud hallowed it When I sed
lite eight it puts me in mind of the
eight. nighteem persotts Who were
'saved when God drowned the world
l—Noah, his wife, three sons, and
!their wives. When I see the nine;
. ,
St puts me in mind of the nine lepers
I
pat were cleansed by our Saviour;I
rthere were ten, but nine" never re-!
;turned God thanks. When I see the
sten it puts me In mind of the ten
Commandments that God gave Moses,
Ion Mount Sinai an ,the two tables of
;atone." -
He took -the knave and put it aside.1
"When I see the queen it puts me
id mind of the Queen Of Sheba
who came from the fuebhermost parta
;of the world to hear the wdsdom 01
'King Solomon, -and who was as wise'
wom„an as he was a man, for shei
'brought fifty boys and tatty girls .all,
cloned in toys' apparel to show bei
tore Xing Solomonfor hien to tell!
eaal, The ony way is good -humour- , which were bays end whicla werel
edlY to inquire what did really hap- ;ghee; but Inc could not until he Meal
ed ear water for' thean to wash thema
selves; the gelds washed up to their,
elbows, but the boys only up to their
wrists, an King Salomon told by that
--and alai of Queen Veetonia, to pray!
for her. And when I see 'am king Ii
'puts me In mind of the great Xing
'of Heaven and Earth, which is God
Aameghty.
The Palliation
"Weld," mild the Mayor, "you have
'given a very good description at all
the cards except one, Which is lack-,
ang.
"Which is that?" •said the soldier,
"The knave," said the Mayor.
"Oh! I. can give your honour a
good description of that, if your
honour won't be angry."
I "No, I will age,' 'said the Mayor,
'"if atoll will not term ane the knave."
"Well," said the soldier, the great-
leet that I know of is the sergeant of
tette aity who brought me here."
•"I don't know," elate the Mayor,
'"that he is the greatest knaye, but
'I am sure he is the greatest fool."
• stall now show , your honour,'
;said the soldier, "How Luse the cards
as an ortnanaek." 1
"You certainly are a clever fel-
low," said the Mayor, "but I aril
lyou'11 have a hard job to make the
;appear." ‘' •
,
?When I count how many spoM
there are in a pack of cards, I find'
'there are three hundred and slaty
Eve; there are so many days thd
pen, ansi to laugh pleasantly at the
obvious fabrications. In this way a
leaaus to be secretly ashante.d
ot his "exaggerations," and coon tries
tcl` avoid malting abatements which lay
him' opal to ridleulle, even of the
most good humoueed kind. On the
otter hand, pretending to believe his
"tall tales" is 'the surest way to en-
. courage him in concocting ,fictions
lyehich appear to interest the hearer.
Conscious fibbing is quite dietlnct
from the habit of "exaggeration."
'Moat ehladren can be mixed of febbine,
if put/ "on 'their honour" system-
'
A.' BAG COOKIfiG ITC .1
' Select a bag that fats :the food to be
coOked. Grease bag well on inside,
except in case of vegetables or when
water is to be added. When food is
seasoned and 1 otherwise prepared,
pleme in bag, EOM mouth of bag two
or three times and fasten with a wire
paper olip. Also fold and elip (1or-
bees of bag to make it fitfood mug-
ly, It bag Seals in cooking do not
:transfer food to a new bag. Simply
Pei the 'bag within another.
place ,bag.ln oven (gas, coal or oil),
,on grid ,Shelves or Wire broilers; never
on solid shelves. Plate searinteleig un
valw,ays. Do not move or open bags
,When once placed for c,00king. Pet
eseasts and entrees on lower alielf,
rfigh on the middle, pastry, etc., on the
' whore teat is most intense. Have
oven , hot, ..(200 degrees Fahr.); by
eighting the gas eight minutes before
„ waiting in bag, thee hack heat one-
third to orie-balf as. soon as the bag
eornere turn brown. Do net, let bag
,roach sides, of ,oven or the gas' -flame.
'Adhere to time given in recipes, then
food well be wall cooked. '
, Take up bag by slipping tt.e 111 of
'a tin pot underneath it To secure
,grevy, let out water, eta, stick a pin- '
bale le 'bottom of bag and 'drain' over
,
1;13(.001A in cam of pies, no disb
should be used in paper bag cooking.
there ore thirteen; bhere are so manyl
BALL DRESS FOR CHIFFON ,ntotine en the year. You eee, sir, that
The feature Of a handsome ball this pack of cards is a Bible, Alma-
„Ideless recently from a Feench modiste
the loose hanging scarf that floats.
from the left shoulder. •
The eorsage of this gown has two
,coretraating sides. Over the right
r,shoulder Is draped chiffon heavily em -
Y1 ed with seed pearls'.
Omen horn, They 'w4re,lierrimer, fOr°
Kiting the hearee,' or .,frighteniag
the -birds trornther, farmar'e. grain. Be
was,a Might, andustrions aittle fellow',
who,loved to be Mead, ,but his great
desire „Woe to ,go to Saimaa .80 ati to
b000tna a easeooleurter waen he was
• In the winter his -mother 'fell . ill,
and for ,thsvetal ,weelts mulct eternal&
money. Hens did wheat* 'could, but ,
if it had net been for the ,kindaesa
of ,the farmer's waft -the' little fainily..,
, in the 'forest bat, , .wettid twellenight
have starved to death., Many a time,
the boy asked the .socal woman what
' he -could da to earn niare aneneY, but
she seemed to think he was too yctung
to leave home, and told him to watt
tmtll he was older. -
1 One day the farmer brought home
;greet Ilene from Z--. A flue new
Ibnidge was to be fladelled next month'
and 'the King .himself was coming to
,open it 'Phere were no railwaye in
Ithose,darys, a,nd the King would drive
llama Copenhagen to Z— in his own
!cordage.' The road 'ran through the
Ifarin, and all, 'Nee people, ,'tdie farmer.
leaid, must be prepared to salute His
'Majesty as he passed. '
t Hans ran off at' once to 'tell the
igreat news to his mother, and just as
Lie came in sight of the hut a sudden
;thought jumped into his -mind, and it
.,was sach .a great and surprising
'thought that he gave a little leap In
;the air, „and buret out daughing. The
!thought was' 'tale "Why should I not
'ask the King to 'help mother?"
; Now, Hans had never seen the Xing
,but he had often heard that he was
'a very kind .and good man. He web
!always thinking of, what he :could do
Ito make his people better and hap-
pier, and. he. was very charitable to
the poor. So our little boy, as he
!skepped along the forest pain was
!quite sure that if His Majesty knew
his troubles he would help him.
He took a Week to think It over,.
;for he felt It would be wiser not to
;tell his plan to auyone, lest he should
lbe forbidden -to carry It out He
I
,decided that the proper thing to do
lwas to ,present a petibion to the King
;as he drove past the Panne And, as
the Was a very small boy, he thought
it would be wise to make the petition
as large as ,poesible. He had neither
paper, liar pens, nor ink, and he knew
that he coal% not borrow any without
;saying why he wanted them. Alter
la great deal of timagbt he slipped
into his mother's room one day when.
'she was asleep, anti, opening the Chest
1 -where the house linen was kept, he
!took out a pielowslip. It woe of
,coarse Ibsen, but very *lake from,
:many bleachings in the sun. Upon
.tthis Hans wrote in. large letters Wan
'a piece of burned wood -- "Please,
your 'Majesty, Help Mother." 1
. Carrying it very .oarefuely on the;
morning of the great , day, he ran
,acress the fielde to a nwxq: of thearoad
where he knew no one else would be,
as‘n,adliedet.titing down under the hedge, he
' By-aud-by Inc' heard a sound of
cluseillag, and knew that the cavalcade
lwas mustang the farm. Then he heard
the tratiarlin.g of horses' feet and the
:rumbling of wheels, -and suddenly
round the, bend of the road came the'
gleam of bright harness and the
'colours cif brilliant .unIforms. A cern-
'pany of soldiers came first, and be -
'hind them the King's carriage drawn
by foul' horsea, win officers riding
on each side. Hans waited till the
soldiers brad passed, then. he aprong
:up and running Into the road, held
up Iris petition with both bands, in
2IFIKE Gi".4B0A4 ;full sight of the King, quite hiding
himself from view. ..
- • ' - -- e• -- , His, Majesty stared for a um/Tents
CAN'T GIVE RCNORS Att,A,,a, and then erded---"Halt! What's this?"
a •
DECLARES °JEEP' ietn, 0V:eel' Illtill a, long greY moustache
"Talk about Aci Wolgest not being leulded up Ns horse,' and saluted.
"May It please Your Majeety, I think
champion," said Jim Jeffries, "you ees a peloweeepa .
can just putait down that that little
fellow up there in the hospital IS the ' Tthe King lay back in his earriage
champion, and will be considered ,and laughed heaattle.
"A, pelow-ellp, General? But what'e
such until someone knocks hirn out ,
or beats him in a cliamplonshiP battle. .31‘
Now, ehe General was a kind old
"I never gave away my champion- .gentlematt Wilib had grandchildren of
sbip when I retired six years ago. I 'hes own, and he had caught sight of
couldna give it away it I had wanted little Hains's ' face. The tears were
to. If I could have done that I would :running down it from pure excite -
have hattded it to my brother :racks anent So the General said:—
in order to try and keep it in the . "May it please Your Majesty, there's
frunali. . . et boy behind it, and I think he's in
"The statement that I had given distress." . •
.the chamMonshdp to the winner of "Dear,' dear!" said the King; That
that Marvin art fight was all news- is eeriou,s. Let me see hien."
paper talk. There's nothing to it. So the' Generaa took the petition.
When I retired itw as a different
proposition than Wolgases situation,
fca he is sick In bed and <ran% fight.
.1. voluntaally reared, but he has not,
end expect to go at it again in six
months, or as soon as he recovers." •
-,1,aitiiH' "Iriet6eae,'*i.Drilote'6cier11inTleanYt,:fanr"Isi Met.1"1'.'ne6Wal4':
•arhen,yOu iget awe*, .it that long legged.
iaWYer Pauper' eOrnbia, #ropED:4 here enX,',
'U41 aarite uttrieratand,„ Aunt Cens',
; youthe,had inareled another - woman
, Ginnie, ..*Ith her' little, lateltet belt;
'itillecleWith, the longeetemmed .triolets,
ta little Way oat from •the towa, Mid,-
'alenlY. .cones inert . Sidney, Othis,tead;
!examining a WO ,atone , •wiell over
li.ril"Nleohtlittinsgml,',,teirwila.smoVeCihinterg.'sreti+ilot'ld,
;him in arteswer .tothie. eager question,
1...[CtIT-ehrev.e'kugeotW 1312 VaYse :6Y.POOtia'lcUlaiPli S'idio tlayo.°u!'
.1now 'shed, send me, away forever. And ,
1—and-etwo 'miniature' cataracts, ram
!down her flualred ,cheelts-Hq haven't
any .Other, home, - I hatren't anYhody,
but Aunt Oenstentiar. • ', " I,
; The Young intintahazel eyes flashedi
'grass as , lets arms , went "oat . and
The map he was, dra*Ing tell An the
'gathered up the white dress,
, "You've get me,' he 'asserted, "and
II—itiet as soon als I get,a tittle ,morre
1Work at the °taco I'll have a home
Kee pelt, my sweet:" ' -
; "I know," eheeiobbed again, "bat'
you'ee ,'forgetiiing ., Yoar sieteree thaw ,
boy al at c'ollege, Sid. They mustecome ,
lest, and it'll be a loagetime before—
! 'Oh. Sid, . if you were only Heath
Bannister, she'd let -us liye -weth herr,"
laraPite of herself Connie laughed
art !tine ledaelleath brings her accounte
of buried treasure and old ,pecturee
land rare oki•vitolins end things that
,have made tartan:Ms for those who
found them. She rehly believes she's
Finlug to make a fortune in a abedS
e day. You eouldn't make her
beilierre otherwise. And Heath brings
',hie beat 'oar too and takes Nugget,
her -51exica.n dog; out riding." ,
Sidney Iran bis hand through hIsl
black hark. "And I—I have no poodle
waggon! Never mind,. Ontelele, I'lli
keep out of her Sight for a tew weeks,
loind maybe somethingal turn up." ,
But Connie tuened"her head. When
Ste Vas out of sight Sidney's gay)
smile leftliini and he threw blamer:
,mooaly down in the grass beside the,
Stone Waal. .
1 "T,hose young spooners gone?" he
to.a,rd a,n ally voice on the ether side)
the stone Wall. "Sart," =other voice)
I—a harsher one—answered "Now;
While we're a restin' pard, put them.'
'educraitea wits of yours to work andi
think oht somethin' to put two nign
Ideadbroke fellowe on their feet again.'
Be careful how you kick them Mal
Shoes out, in alls ground ley, too,
'while you're thrInalat or you'lla bust',
My Eddie. Taisert much, but I guess,
we can get $3 for it to live on unttl;
Somethin' else ,turns up after this five,
is gone. Think of sometigia not quitei
in risky as that game we played lie
lam dust town we etopped in., Itheyl
tc:ome beastly nigh tiabia' us bank',
!there, Doc. Good thing we shot out!
When. we did."
' The younger mean, who was well
Crossed in a llght gray suit, lay in
Silence for a few momenta. "I've got
IR, Bill Seed!" Olmstead heard him
isay, ' tamely, arnd the •young lawyer
listened to the details of an odd plan.
When he finally skipped away there
iwhiassfaca edook little short of elcution in
. The next morning Mrs. Monetw was
interrupted in hex study of a "book
Of valuably) coins" that Heath Ban-
nister had brought herr by a strange
taller named Addison Dockray, a
young men, tamidsome, bland and win ,
a tongue sweeter dean honey. He
explained 'that be was an agent ot
Myner & Allen, the great music house.
He had heard she was a collector
bf violins. Perhaps ehe could put
Wan on tilee track of the coveted in-
Strument.
, Mrs. Morris 'wield not, but, when
the agent waa gone, her interest in
the coins vanished and she lay awake
halt the night planning to make a
!personal searroh for the violin. Early
next morning Heath Bannister stopp-
ed to *miller attention to a parragraph
in the morning paper, &biting that a
atone mason named William Seed, in
a tan lin ,the next county, owned a
reran elan, for whech he had refused
, "Stop!" said the 'Mayor, "nate
miseake," I
"I grant it," sa•ld the soldier, "but'
as I have nevet• yet seen on almaancl
that was thoroughly correct in all,
points, it woeld have been impossible
for me to 'euiltate an tamarack exactly',
wIthout a mistake."
"Your observations are very 001? -1
rect," said the Mayor. "Go on.'
"When I count bow many earth)
nere'are in a pack, I find there arel
atetyetwo; there are so many weekai
dit the year. When I count tow many
tricks there are in a pack, I find
neck, and Common Prayer -Book and
a pack of cards to me."
, Then the Mayor owleed for a lone
'ef bread a piece of cheese, and gave
eto the soldier a piece of money, bide
,din,g ban go about ids business, sayl
Mg he was the cleverest man he had
"BiOliriffi'S37TRINCESS „
- By Shell ,
, The elecic AA otiter of,flee had
ettet • struck nine ''Whan
triPPed MO 'the Ohlet,Seroern win the
keys, The' great Mao looked ,up
hOla With a genital expression soften-
.ing ,the.aueuatli, severe lines • ot bbs
tObeeeettnit ena eaeseaoista,
most to hie ,paint of geleine, Inc ,kaew
norie better, — that 'the 'Perron:
.01 Phillip Dodson the tem et Gates
Broe,', Wholesale hardware ziterereanee,
Wingate Street, Oa, CoaSeesed a Jewel
, HO 'was 'aim eor.laugh,
ter Was, no , etraagar to tlie ehining-
broWn •eYee; ,aaki, the .`little,
coroured . bands Were' getek to do a
-"One motamet, Dodson! You will
reecontmence year datiee IdondaYI
amanoreeee,Of Sa411TY
tO five eh/11110gs' per week! arid t
;shot] like to add, witet,', I think; you
Will' not be disPiessed to hear, _that
your eervites, up 'to the present hare
gireal as, hie flIbleat StalettloSi011,”
MARTIN 'WRESTLER
"Denver" Ed Martin, the former
boxer, made his debut as a wrestler
xecently When he won the handicap
match with Jack Leon, the Russian
giant Leon agreed to depose of
Martin three times within an hoer,
but two falls wore all that he could
obtain. IVIaatin used boxing tactics,
slapping the Russian in his face with
the open hand when he tried to rush
THE BEST SPORT
Statistics prepared by Dr. Dudley
A. Sargent, Harvard's physical di-,
' • to show that ef all college
The eashiette volee Wee ,, not quite ,
&beady. 'rise, chief nodded leindlY, and
'melted a Small 'white package — one
of many .at 'las elbow ta,wards him.
"A trifle you 'vviel doebt be able .
Id rualie Ilse of," 'he observed genially.
"Something ereety for' the wife, ea?
and 1 be.g your pardcin!"
A quick flusti had dyed tbe thin
eteeks ot the little cashier', aradhis
teed moved negatlyely several times.
Pm sorrya supplemented ate chiet
aPolegelihmitY. "But I was certainly
melee the .impreseion, Itrat you *ere
-a nue-vied man, Dodson," ,
"No, sir, not yet --- at least ----"
"Ala 1 understand. Selected, bet
not yet acquired, eh? Well — hum!
I wish yciu luck, Dodson, a happy
Chrls,anas, and -- good -night!"
"Good -night sir;. and „the same to
you."
. . . . . . . . .
At the corner et the street,
"Brownie" overtook 0 follow-clerkea
a big, an Fking man, with boavY!
features .aad sublen expression.
"G.ffing down by eirls Bob?''
enoannous sums.
1 At 9 oteloek a big tramed elderly
lady, win a suppre,ssed ale of excite -
Ment, appeared at the depot. A tall
iyoung -man 'boarded the same train
ifor Lombard the lady did. Before
'aeon that day the cashier of the
Whiting Bank eacelved a telegraant
"Do not eash Mr. C. Morrow's
Cheque to William Seed. Fraud. Be-
lvieu:Mame..
"SMNEY OLMSTEAD." .
In less than an hour from the re-
icelpt of the telegraan Sidney Olmatead
Isteppea from all automobile in fron
Of the bank. About 2 o'cllock a plain
treary-set man brought a cbeque for
l$9,000, signed by Mrs. Morrow. The
Signature was genuine, but on a
Charge of swindling being brought
gabnat the man by Sidney Olmstead
Itho cheque was laid aside and Wel-
Mara Seed was .remansied. to the town
,aroan Hans, and the iittle fellow data
claaped his hands and gazed arniciously That evening Mas. Morrow, with
at dm King. eyes swollen from exceseive weeping,
latter. ., -• hb.rwasety asitatashitahittazeoffatlaornwahsesotaeborsidiee,
"What's your name, bey?" said the
"Hans Petersen, Your Majesty"' L
s. very held and appaeenely happy
"I .had a forester of that name," aming man.
said the King, 'who was hailed by 1 rat's gon,el" she moaned, "the three
thousand I had in the bank is gone,
t.'I'la.en'Idflljt NartIV'lay°811111naYattrthaleetrelise"r'lislirtie;:d' "Wide'vHeaant 'hudahen:teeswiledne'andy,s aw:tulanedeath7t tvhielrell,,
lanoney, and I Wallt ti go to school, eoe. auntie,' cried the gee!, "the
iiiost
,and the termer's wife Is very kind to ore .aa safe. Tell tier, Sid, tell
us."
, "Tins shoutel have been seen to be- eam maerow 'gamed to ,tao yoang
,fore," said the King, "but I'll attend trews Geary 01 the overheard plot,
,IiR111'11
,Ar'e Mari'fi" Affeetioios.Puled Ry 1Il
,Stetoaelifl
,. ,'innet .learn to ,balte ',I„,
expeetsto Make,'.their heeteride eny,,' .
says .atev: Uelford, paeter ,
the Reman .CathoRC ,clearth' ,
NatiVitY ot Who eetileire".
'Virittin a. 'yetint,e man, yaws, to, 'Ii'sve „
and ctieriah for better or tor .Werso. '
lie ',never "deans thatslitwill ,l'or.04::
the -ettle. cooking or baUci bread,thae • • ,,,-; „
Will be soggy in the °enter and arreor, ,
'plated on, the outside. '
'it is. all i.ight to ,let leeks'
dancing aed • plover talking. Itave ; s • -
share in the, attractions that lea., a -,. • , ,,,l,. •
man to, ,th,e !jewelry store for a'
but,. b,e -finde her beauty , is someveliet •
Obanged t , th use al .m,alteup, , '
'that d'ancing la. a poor sulsetitute .fore .
lunch,' and,. tis 'for talking, there will' ,
COnte. a tittle When he will ',set a ,pre- '
,minium on an liour • of perfect' quiet.'
, , ,
.,TOnah on the Run.
A few months -ago a efethedist
preacher delivered a direourse ore
'Jonah" at La Centel`, Ky., in which
he is reported to have said; "When!
Jonah left that fish he hit the, ground.
a-runnke and started full tilt for
Nineveh. One of the sisters lookea
out of her window and saw a clotta
of dust down the road, and after '
looking intently, said to her husband:
'I believe in my soul, yonder comes
Brother Jonah.' She went to the door
and hollered, 'Good marine.' .
"'Good moraina answered Jonah,
without turning his head.
"'Where you goin' se fast, Brother.
Jonah?'
"'Goal' to Nineveh,' he replied.
"'Well, stop and taket dinner with
us.'
"'Ain't got time. Three days late
now'•
"'Oh, come in and get your dinner,
Brother Jonah. We've got fish for
dinner.'
Don't talk to me about fish,' said.
Brother Jonah.
"'Well, come in and aave drink
he queried brisely. of water.'
The blg 'man nodded, and the pair "'Don't talk to me about water' —
walked. on, side by sale. and on he went a -clipping toward
.
'"Not half a bad sort — tele bose,'' Nineveh." . ,
!
he said w.arntly. "What do you think?.
Ile's raised ,me five bob!"
"Bumph!" commented the beg man.
"Beeldee the usual halaquid for a
Ohristarae Box," went on time other
cheerfully; "I call it liberal!"
"Do you?" Me. Robert Dredg,e eves
emphatic. "A mere flea -alter
..... . . .
The little cashier ruehed breath-
lessly on to the statiou-platform just
as Dredge WaS ,bbe not of ,entering
In -
IU empty therd-class compartment,
Are You Basliftin
Bashful people invariably sit with
their toes turned in Why this should.
be it is undoubtedly difficult to ex-
plain, but there is no doubt about the,
fact If the bashfulness runs to great
embarrassment, one foot, with the
toes still armed In, seeks the con-
soling influence of the other and
poises itself on the ankle of the other° '
feet If the bashfulness and ember-,
rassment are noticed when the in -
and, scrambled in behind him, dividual is standing, one foot is sure
"Look!" invited the little man, to be placed behind the other and to.
twisting the paper wrapping off a be lifted up at frequent intervals,
gaudlly-coloured chin -a vase, in the
shape of a Neapolitan shepherdess,
and bolding it aloft. "'Bliat's father
pretty, don't you think?"
"13ob, old fellow," he. communicated
alrrupay, "there's a:metering Inc got
to tell yon before it burste me. 'Phe
fact is, 1—I've found my woman!'
"tVeii, 1 .suppo,se that's better than
trading somebody &Best" he vouch-
safed grimly.
"I pulled her out from untle,r n cab -
horse's feet," went on "Brownie",
galetly. "Of course I walked with her
ae for us the corner at the street,
and there I left bor.' The fablowicg
evenhig, I met her again at almost
exectly the same spot, We walked the
length, of two streets this time, and
the next night it was three. Then
for two n.ights I miss,ed her; but she
°ante Ile meet, end I gat her to pro-
mise she'd meet me at the etation
thie evening."
"And that's I think, except that
Inc named her 'the Prin•cess,' aud
.tlint, I feel sure Inc were meant for
e•actli other froen the beginaing of
things. She's very sweet and s.mael,
.Bob, old man cc ,and good. Oh, I
know ahe's good! But scarcely so hap-
py as she adept be, I fancy."
"Chuck It, 'Brawniet" he said with
a saort laugh, "you don't know any-
thing about women, ond hineta a face.
You think they're fleet cousins to the
angels. Wait till you've lived with
one."
"I3y-the-by, 13ob, you've been spliced
at litule over a year, haven't you?'
"Mut Inc never met your wife!"
nYOUT Mule" retorted the other.
"I'm under 'the impression net I
wrote, inviting you to the wedding."
"Right; and I stayed away. Shall
I tell you .wey ? You esenember that
girl from Snelgrove's net we used to
travel down with every night in the
train — the one we -- er cc quarrelled
aboat? Aml that other one later an
we in.et .at Yarmouth during the holi-
days. Somehow OT Other we have al-
ways seemed to want the same things,
haven't we? And I was awfully afraid
to fall in dove with the same woman,
so— Don't you endeestand?"
A minute tarter the pate stood side
by side on. the erowded platform.
Presenely Dredge, whos,e vreight
had carried Min on ahead halted slid- '
delay in front of evetn,an, em-
end beeCtalingly
SpiCUOUSly pretty
dressed, who. was semining the stream.
of passenger,s moving towards .the
exit with eager 'eyes. ,
"Why, Mary?" .
The lee man did not eeam alto- ,
gene.r pleased, anti „the woman —, a
smala. trail ,Oreattbre took, a eteP
baekward.s, her eyes dilating as if
, with fear. .
At last, Bob, old men! What a
terrible crush! Oh, for a burly form
and muscles of--- Why, what—eht„,"
The -words died on -the tittle
cashier's tongue ,as his eyes etiddenly
enemineered those of the womaa.
Dredge stepped forward hastily.
•quee other . shoulder is of plain ever seen. • . "Allow me," he. said, "to introduce
,.to it When I pass this Way to -Morrow. Seed his subsequent proceedings. .
-
!it very well, for he gale the poor
iweitian a' penal= and a house • in
;Z— to live ill. SO, that Hans and
his slaters; coued g� to .M1=1. The
;boy grew up 'good and alevm, -and in
'time became ea learned professor in
the great University of. Copenhagen.
; "If it we,sn't for, me my class in,
"Why didn'e you come to me tint'
And, as you may' believe, hp saw to d warn me?" Mrs.' Mor -row re
abed ham ,
"Would you have liatemed er be-
akreed me?" he asked.
might net," she confessed, wiping
:her eyes. "I-1 hate to own et, but'
I'm an old fool, Sidney. I want some-
body to look after inc. Won't yea
come and live vein Connie and me?"
"Of coulee " answered Sidney. wath.
while aS the embarrassment inereasea
the raised foot rubs' up and down the
calf of the leg which supports the
body. . . •
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I. 0, 0. F. EXCURSION
VIA
a violet chiffon and from the a
' 'r -he Neapolitan shepherdeas crashed
you to. ray wife!" ,
,dr ped
• •'; • Wa;trat. floids the sash. , ,
The 'foundatiOn et this' gown Is a
• violet 'colored crepe meteo,r tv.ith a
:long ‘P011ited train, , , '
The right elde et' the 'skirt con-
-treats , with the corsage by h.aving
plstet violet chiffon draped; -while the
• , •other 'side has the pearl embroidered
sehiffon. '
• The Real Trouble. ;
The reale trouble With Britain
'thus stated by a writer: "We eannot
!repeal the nod, taxes, nor adequately.
finance our schemes of relief, bej,
cause the money is mortgaged to
'Dreadnoughts, and the money is mom i
;gaged to Dreadnoughts because we
are entangled in the schemes of,
divide Hui 'lath
1 ee r, ,
athletes those ,who take up rowing
live longer, marry younger and have
weep caildren. Football and basket
ball says Dr. ,Sargent, are much more
oar. the stone paving. ' .
. "Your—wife--" ,' '
"Brownie" had met his "Princess"
injertons to the heart. than retying, ,s_chool would- not have any etandiag- . , , according to appotramera.
'at all" aid Hubert it boyean heg, tree a kiss that brought .
. . ' 'mother says you .are a e r ' • I ever loved, She knows I've been en -
latter
That kisaee in public are as un- ,gaged before."
PY1 ma q: .carpet elip , "Well, tee ti.er your'e glad you dist
:its. stand if it disin t learo la CM, ?
and the ratio of deaths among the ennt' a:near, skid his aunt. °Vnt eer. hlitsh ,to iltfe wither'ed Cheek. - "I can't tell her she is the ,first girl
latter e es ger it
,atlienees e :oPe. • '
• • •
n
taealtiee
„
r'
er4,tairH''
eaL
ano," Said Hubert. HoW could .s tab ee a a an
p re a a , covered, your aneatalte in elm
r
emeeemeseeea.ses,
' f t " I e. dAties. .
"Eponym,
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b8CrIP
The Detroit Excursion.
MMerea Encampment, L G. 0. Ire
has completed arrangements with the
G. T. R. foe the rail part of tlio
Greyhound excursion, Coderich. to
Detroit on Friday, June 1.4th.
A special teen will leave Strat-
ford, Friday, 7.30 a. na, stopping at
all s,tations.
Returning special treat will leave
Goderich on Monday, June 17th, at
11.30 p 111, runniag throttgh to
Wingham and Stratford. Mit R. R.
Agent for particulars.
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31, 1912
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$1.50
EXCURSION
GODERICH TO
DETROIT
Steamer Greyhound
Going to Detroit—June 14,
Return from Detroit—June 17
2is Days in Detroit
, Detroit Tigers and Pen-
nant Winners Play
Ball, June 15-16
Crescent Club of Stratford Special Train
to the
Goderich Band Moonlight
Thursday, June 13, 8 p. m. ,
For particulars see small bills or write
E. XI. ab:YEE,
, T. ip, ar ea. Aga, Detroit
te.
The Detroit Excursion.
MMerea Encampment, L G. 0. Ire
has completed arrangements with the
G. T. R. foe the rail part of tlio
Greyhound excursion, Coderich. to
Detroit on Friday, June 1.4th.
A special teen will leave Strat-
ford, Friday, 7.30 a. na, stopping at
all s,tations.
Returning special treat will leave
Goderich on Monday, June 17th, at
11.30 p 111, runniag throttgh to
Wingham and Stratford. Mit R. R.
Agent for particulars.
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ion to The News -Record
31, 1912
alert.
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