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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1912-06-13, Page 3uoe ‘16th, 1912 + + + + + + +++4,4,, got -1404: .y John Orr IVT1r - • L.4.1)Y, S WMO„'"E±AGGElletTESa 1Ih,casild, under eight, yearof ogee. Wibl; L'" exag g e ratisi" facta innactual, arietrutlis i ally Cornmeal, Parente ' often greatly , worried over, his • tendency,and fear tit such children . et • hate ea ugly streak in ,tbeir growing eharecters. But the trait M mental, neenueral, and uaually it is the bright-. •, eat chl•kiren who are prone to "exage .geration." traey are not aeon) that they are not telliug the truth. 'They' FROM PARIS ''l -SUl , ... ' trepai,red' to 'the churchyerd, and ..tlie ' Ocenin,ancl,ing officer gate ' the evord• of , command to fall lar,, Th,e.'sergeant of' pee • .• ., ,, the eity Came arid took the, roan pri- hen one Richard •Middle; ton „ivaa (taken before' the 'dealer of 'the' city Ise wad' M. for using 'cards ill choreal ,diming dlisine servite, being oi aceonat of an. oad affair that hats' . Pelted •toea Palmate eoldier. la t Britieh. regiment, ' „ The sergeant Poinalanded dies ,paetY to church, sea when die Tarrson lied ended hie prayer he took arls text; but tiels soldier piled out a pack of cards', and spread theni before him. As ,he sat While the parson was , preaching, he first kept looking at one card and then at another. Ile sergeant of the cOmpaay saw him, and, satd, "Riehard, put ilia• your cards, foe this rie no place, for 'them." "Never mind that " meld the) eoldrier, "for You have no business 'With rne here," ; ' The Arraignment , I When the parson had ended his sermon and was over the Soldiers 'sonar. "Mana you are my prisoner'''. add ie. "You hive played, a game Of cards in the &arch." "No," eats' the soldrier, "I have not played a game tor I ogler looked at a pack." "No matter ,for ehat, you are my prisoneret So he took him beeore the Mayor; , soldier, whet have you to' say for yourself?" "Sir;" said the soldier, "I have been five weeks On the' march, and have but little to sub- sist on, end have nothing but a pack of cards. I hope to saelefY Your thonour of the parity of my intention.' The Explanation , 'Men the soldier puked out of his !pocket the pack of cards, and begarn iwith „the ace. "When I see the „ace", !said he, "it puts me in mind that ;there is oae God only. When I see ;the deuce It puts end, In nand of tile' 'Father and Son. When I see the three ale puts me in mind of the Father, Son, and Hely Ghost When I see the four, ' puts me In mind of the four Even- . 'genets that preaehed the Gospel — IlVfatthow, Mark, Luke, and John. When II see the five It puts me in •mind of eellarsi 1 Inc five wtse virgins, who trimmed I, tre The'. foundation of Ms gown is violet colored creltallileteoe with a 1 long pointed train. 'come with a tale of whieh part 15 fact tend, part is fancy, but is all equally "real' to their active imaginations. Puntahraent as no remedy in. such 4* In *Clinics l'ie ;tile Beet Test, , NANADIA TE , otyai.o.e • "rit3' Athletes feris geieetIlig ry •aria 51 • liMlna The seetem of having prelaninasry trials b,efore .the • Olympic games doesn't seem to be the best way to (select a Cariadian. team for that great , event, ' OlYallate •oeininittee are likely to discard' it and they -would show ,eourid common Sense, if theY Md. Apart from the eact that many of Canadaei etaletes are too far away from any place which may be select- ed, the trials. 40 not always shew that the hest man will 'win. JelmnY Hayes, the YanIceer Mara,thoner, was 'beaten in ,the American trials, yet he went oyer toethe eannee and won the blue ribbon event., the famous Mara- thon rake. The chopping of athletes by 'their record for the year -leaks to be the best way to select a team. The committee could go Over he records ce all the, men who are good enough to be eligible for the team, and, taking their performante in every one of the contests in which they .were entered: during the season, could tell easily who the -pick of Canada's athletes were. .A. man might easily have a fine record for the year and at the same thee fall down badly ,at ,a,teet through nervousness or some other eause and yet win points for Canada if he were taken to the games. ,, BY Agit 0. Til0111/1$ , ,t,•:t °nee SC- V.M.,etlialii,tilitriSeVI,Irt :ipeseenerka,,etet the, Wmae ,,eteetie, I Via4•14,0a•,,'''Ilip!fai'llerk *he: Watt.; Ideade ; liadabeen oetet,ef ,ehit,•laingta,taireaterke, Sand ielateetrliert Stiile geed „. Mane 'natal ..aclgeetif the e fOreataWheret •IHael.S. Mid its -ItWo..littriti,,..silatersahael.' I their' Metter! Malta .enly. maithe a: ; Money' bytlanittielf '•ateekingea were sold ',ehe toarn„tre g, about feee,,titileS. off:. , erne, ,Waa ten „r years Olds 'Watt ,gladto •,-geOdd.1004 ib do for neigh-boating„.aaareer,'sitcla aS ;leading:the...497a, to and from 4111° • Mist -Ore., ,,elterialargt Witter,'.frania..,the MORE INTERNATIONAL BASEBALL " LEAGUE TALE. Dew Drill, the 'former 'St, Paul catcher, and prime mover in the soheme to organize a new Northern. Baseball league, sent out primitive .contracts to prospective magnates of the proposed pastime ring, and unless plans fail to materialize, a six -club a:genie be brought into the na- tional ,agreement circle. The proposed cities of the league their lamps; there were ten, but five are St. Paul, Itilimewpolls, Duluth, ;were foolish, and were but ant. 'When Whmipeg, ViegIna and Superior, and II see the six, et puts ine in mind that with these Mx points assured as a' beginner, those at the head of the scheme hope to expand the league to an eight-elub affair before the be- ginning of 1918 playing season. Suc- cess En this undertaking undoubtedly would „bring, about the disruption of the present Minnesota -Wisconsin league, for that organization, without. Duluth and Superior, would find the Sailing rather rough. Ff. P. Conrad, the local bowling and billiard ball man, is one of the inter- ested paraes in the project, a,nd he proposee to place the St. Paul repre- sentative in the league. Leer Drill te- dolng the heavy work along the or- ganizing lines, and the former Wash- ington and St. Paul backstop may talce hold of the Minneapolis club. George E. Lerinon owner of the St.. Paul Assotaation club, is in favor of allowing a minor league in this city, While the Cantalions are said to favor the movement so far as the up -river city is concerned. Of course, the plan, is only in Its hammy, but Mr. Conrad declared he could see nothing but euccess ahead in the scheme. In six days the Lord made Heaven land earth. When I see the seven it "puts me in nand that on the seventh day God re'sted from all his workd ivehich Ise had created and medal twherellare the Lord blessed the seventdi. lday aud hallowed it When I sed lite eight it puts me in mind of the eight. nighteem persotts Who were 'saved when God drowned the world l—Noah, his wife, three sons, and !their wives. When I see the nine; . , St puts me in mind of the nine lepers I pat were cleansed by our Saviour;I rthere were ten, but nine" never re-! ;turned God thanks. When I see the sten it puts me In mind of the ten Commandments that God gave Moses, Ion Mount Sinai an ,the two tables of ;atone." - He took -the knave and put it aside.1 "When I see the queen it puts me id mind of the Queen Of Sheba who came from the fuebhermost parta ;of the world to hear the wdsdom 01 'King Solomon, -and who was as wise' wom„an as he was a man, for shei 'brought fifty boys and tatty girls .all, cloned in toys' apparel to show bei tore Xing Solomonfor hien to tell! eaal, The ony way is good -humour- , which were bays end whicla werel edlY to inquire what did really hap- ;ghee; but Inc could not until he Meal ed ear water for' thean to wash thema selves; the gelds washed up to their, elbows, but the boys only up to their wrists, an King Salomon told by that --and alai of Queen Veetonia, to pray! for her. And when I see 'am king Ii 'puts me In mind of the great Xing 'of Heaven and Earth, which is God Aameghty. The Palliation "Weld," mild the Mayor, "you have 'given a very good description at all the cards except one, Which is lack-, ang. "Which is that?" •said the soldier, "The knave," said the Mayor. "Oh! I. can give your honour a good description of that, if your honour won't be angry." I "No, I will age,' 'said the Mayor, '"if atoll will not term ane the knave." "Well," said the soldier, the great- leet that I know of is the sergeant of tette aity who brought me here." •"I don't know," elate the Mayor, '"that he is the greatest knaye, but 'I am sure he is the greatest fool." • stall now show , your honour,' ;said the soldier, "How Luse the cards as an ortnanaek." 1 "You certainly are a clever fel- low," said the Mayor, "but I aril lyou'11 have a hard job to make the ;appear." ‘' • , ?When I count how many spoM there are in a pack of cards, I find' 'there are three hundred and slaty Eve; there are so many days thd pen, ansi to laugh pleasantly at the obvious fabrications. In this way a leaaus to be secretly ashante.d ot his "exaggerations," and coon tries tcl` avoid malting abatements which lay him' opal to ridleulle, even of the most good humoueed kind. On the otter hand, pretending to believe his "tall tales" is 'the surest way to en- . courage him in concocting ,fictions lyehich appear to interest the hearer. Conscious fibbing is quite dietlnct from the habit of "exaggeration." 'Moat ehladren can be mixed of febbine, if put/ "on 'their honour" system- ' A.' BAG COOKIfiG ITC .1 ' Select a bag that fats :the food to be coOked. Grease bag well on inside, except in case of vegetables or when water is to be added. When food is seasoned and 1 otherwise prepared, pleme in bag, EOM mouth of bag two or three times and fasten with a wire paper olip. Also fold and elip (1or- bees of bag to make it fitfood mug- ly, It bag Seals in cooking do not :transfer food to a new bag. Simply Pei the 'bag within another. place ,bag.ln oven (gas, coal or oil), ,on grid ,Shelves or Wire broilers; never on solid shelves. Plate searinteleig un valw,ays. Do not move or open bags ,When once placed for c,00king. Pet eseasts and entrees on lower alielf, rfigh on the middle, pastry, etc., on the ' whore teat is most intense. Have oven , hot, ..(200 degrees Fahr.); by eighting the gas eight minutes before „ waiting in bag, thee hack heat one- third to orie-balf as. soon as the bag eornere turn brown. Do net, let bag ,roach sides, of ,oven or the gas' -flame. 'Adhere to time given in recipes, then food well be wall cooked. ' , Take up bag by slipping tt.e 111 of 'a tin pot underneath it To secure ,grevy, let out water, eta, stick a pin- ' bale le 'bottom of bag and 'drain' over , 1;13(.001A in cam of pies, no disb should be used in paper bag cooking. there ore thirteen; bhere are so manyl BALL DRESS FOR CHIFFON ,ntotine en the year. You eee, sir, that The feature Of a handsome ball this pack of cards is a Bible, Alma- „Ideless recently from a Feench modiste the loose hanging scarf that floats. from the left shoulder. • The eorsage of this gown has two ,coretraating sides. Over the right r,shoulder Is draped chiffon heavily em - Y1 ed with seed pearls'. Omen horn, They 'w4re,lierrimer, fOr° Kiting the hearee,' or .,frighteniag the -birds trornther, farmar'e. grain. Be was,a Might, andustrions aittle fellow', who,loved to be Mead, ,but his great desire „Woe to ,go to Saimaa .80 ati to b000tna a easeooleurter waen he was • In the winter his -mother 'fell . ill, and for ,thsvetal ,weelts mulct eternal& money. Hens did wheat* 'could, but , if it had net been for the ,kindaesa of ,the farmer's waft -the' little fainily.., , in the 'forest bat, , .wettid twellenight have starved to death., Many a time, the boy asked the .socal woman what ' he -could da to earn niare aneneY, but she seemed to think he was too yctung to leave home, and told him to watt tmtll he was older. - 1 One day the farmer brought home ;greet Ilene from Z--. A flue new Ibnidge was to be fladelled next month' and 'the King .himself was coming to ,open it 'Phere were no railwaye in Ithose,darys, a,nd the King would drive llama Copenhagen to Z— in his own !cordage.' The road 'ran through the Ifarin, and all, 'Nee people, ,'tdie farmer. leaid, must be prepared to salute His 'Majesty as he passed. ' t Hans ran off at' once to 'tell the igreat news to his mother, and just as Lie came in sight of the hut a sudden ;thought jumped into his -mind, and it .,was sach .a great and surprising 'thought that he gave a little leap In ;the air, „and buret out daughing. The !thought was' 'tale "Why should I not 'ask the King to 'help mother?" ; Now, Hans had never seen the Xing ,but he had often heard that he was 'a very kind .and good man. He web !always thinking of, what he :could do Ito make his people better and hap- pier, and. he. was very charitable to the poor. So our little boy, as he !skepped along the forest pain was !quite sure that if His Majesty knew his troubles he would help him. He took a Week to think It over,. ;for he felt It would be wiser not to ;tell his plan to auyone, lest he should lbe forbidden -to carry It out He I ,decided that the proper thing to do lwas to ,present a petibion to the King ;as he drove past the Panne And, as the Was a very small boy, he thought it would be wise to make the petition as large as ,poesible. He had neither paper, liar pens, nor ink, and he knew that he coal% not borrow any without ;saying why he wanted them. Alter la great deal of timagbt he slipped into his mother's room one day when. 'she was asleep, anti, opening the Chest 1 -where the house linen was kept, he !took out a pielowslip. It woe of ,coarse Ibsen, but very *lake from, :many bleachings in the sun. Upon .tthis Hans wrote in. large letters Wan 'a piece of burned wood -- "Please, your 'Majesty, Help Mother." 1 . Carrying it very .oarefuely on the; morning of the great , day, he ran ,acress the fielde to a nwxq: of thearoad where he knew no one else would be, as‘n,adliedet.titing down under the hedge, he ' By-aud-by Inc' heard a sound of cluseillag, and knew that the cavalcade lwas mustang the farm. Then he heard the tratiarlin.g of horses' feet and the :rumbling of wheels, -and suddenly round the, bend of the road came the' gleam of bright harness and the 'colours cif brilliant .unIforms. A cern- 'pany of soldiers came first, and be - 'hind them the King's carriage drawn by foul' horsea, win officers riding on each side. Hans waited till the soldiers brad passed, then. he aprong :up and running Into the road, held up Iris petition with both bands, in 2IFIKE Gi".4B0A4 ;full sight of the King, quite hiding himself from view. .. - • ' - -- e• -- , His, Majesty stared for a um/Tents CAN'T GIVE RCNORS Att,A,,a, and then erded---"Halt! What's this?" a • DECLARES °JEEP' ietn, 0V:eel' Illtill a, long greY moustache "Talk about Aci Wolgest not being leulded up Ns horse,' and saluted. "May It please Your Majeety, I think champion," said Jim Jeffries, "you ees a peloweeepa . can just putait down that that little fellow up there in the hospital IS the ' Tthe King lay back in his earriage champion, and will be considered ,and laughed heaattle. "A, pelow-ellp, General? But what'e such until someone knocks hirn out , or beats him in a cliamplonshiP battle. .31‘ Now, ehe General was a kind old "I never gave away my champion- .gentlematt Wilib had grandchildren of sbip when I retired six years ago. I 'hes own, and he had caught sight of couldna give it away it I had wanted little Hains's ' face. The tears were to. If I could have done that I would :running down it from pure excite - have hattded it to my brother :racks anent So the General said:— in order to try and keep it in the . "May it please Your Majesty, there's frunali. . . et boy behind it, and I think he's in "The statement that I had given distress." . • .the chamMonshdp to the winner of "Dear,' dear!" said the King; That that Marvin art fight was all news- is eeriou,s. Let me see hien." paper talk. There's nothing to it. So the' Generaa took the petition. When I retired itw as a different proposition than Wolgases situation, fca he is sick In bed and <ran% fight. .1. voluntaally reared, but he has not, end expect to go at it again in six months, or as soon as he recovers." • -,1,aitiiH' "Iriet6eae,'*i.Drilote'6cier11inTleanYt,:fanr"Isi Met.1"1'.'ne6Wal4': •arhen,yOu iget awe*, .it that long legged. iaWYer Pauper' eOrnbia, #ropED:4 here enX,', 'U41 aarite uttrieratand,„ Aunt Cens', ; youthe,had inareled another - woman , Ginnie, ..*Ith her' little, lateltet belt; 'itillecleWith, the longeetemmed .triolets, ta little Way oat from •the towa, Mid,- 'alenlY. .cones inert . Sidney, Othis,tead; !examining a WO ,atone , •wiell over li.ril"Nleohtlittinsgml,',,teirwila.smoVeCihinterg.'sreti+ilot'ld, ;him in arteswer .tothie. eager question, 1...[CtIT-ehrev.e'kugeotW 1312 VaYse :6Y.POOtia'lcUlaiPli S'idio tlayo.°u!' .1now 'shed, send me, away forever. And , 1—and-etwo 'miniature' cataracts, ram !down her flualred ,cheelts-Hq haven't any .Other, home, - I hatren't anYhody, but Aunt Oenstentiar. • ', " I, ; The Young intintahazel eyes flashedi 'grass as , lets arms , went "oat . and The map he was, dra*Ing tell An the 'gathered up the white dress, , "You've get me,' he 'asserted, "and II—itiet as soon als I get,a tittle ,morre 1Work at the °taco I'll have a home Kee pelt, my sweet:" ' - ; "I know," eheeiobbed again, "bat' you'ee ,'forgetiiing ., Yoar sieteree thaw , boy al at c'ollege, Sid. They mustecome , lest, and it'll be a loagetime before— ! 'Oh. Sid, . if you were only Heath Bannister, she'd let -us liye -weth herr," laraPite of herself Connie laughed art !tine ledaelleath brings her accounte of buried treasure and old ,pecturee land rare oki•vitolins end things that ,have made tartan:Ms for those who found them. She rehly believes she's Finlug to make a fortune in a abedS e day. You eouldn't make her beilierre otherwise. And Heath brings ',hie beat 'oar too and takes Nugget, her -51exica.n dog; out riding." , Sidney Iran bis hand through hIsl black hark. "And I—I have no poodle waggon! Never mind,. Ontelele, I'lli keep out of her Sight for a tew weeks, loind maybe somethingal turn up." , But Connie tuened"her head. When Ste Vas out of sight Sidney's gay) smile leftliini and he threw blamer: ,mooaly down in the grass beside the, Stone Waal. . 1 "T,hose young spooners gone?" he to.a,rd a,n ally voice on the ether side) the stone Wall. "Sart," =other voice) I—a harsher one—answered "Now; While we're a restin' pard, put them.' 'educraitea wits of yours to work andi think oht somethin' to put two nign Ideadbroke fellowe on their feet again.' Be careful how you kick them Mal Shoes out, in alls ground ley, too, 'while you're thrInalat or you'lla bust', My Eddie. Taisert much, but I guess, we can get $3 for it to live on unttl; Somethin' else ,turns up after this five, is gone. Think of sometigia not quitei in risky as that game we played lie lam dust town we etopped in., Itheyl tc:ome beastly nigh tiabia' us bank', !there, Doc. Good thing we shot out! When. we did." ' The younger mean, who was well Crossed in a llght gray suit, lay in Silence for a few momenta. "I've got IR, Bill Seed!" Olmstead heard him isay, ' tamely, arnd the •young lawyer listened to the details of an odd plan. When he finally skipped away there iwhiassfaca edook little short of elcution in . The next morning Mrs. Monetw was interrupted in hex study of a "book Of valuably) coins" that Heath Ban- nister had brought herr by a strange taller named Addison Dockray, a young men, tamidsome, bland and win , a tongue sweeter dean honey. He explained 'that be was an agent ot Myner & Allen, the great music house. He had heard she was a collector bf violins. Perhaps ehe could put Wan on tilee track of the coveted in- Strument. , Mrs. Morris 'wield not, but, when the agent waa gone, her interest in the coins vanished and she lay awake halt the night planning to make a !personal searroh for the violin. Early next morning Heath Bannister stopp- ed to *miller attention to a parragraph in the morning paper, &biting that a atone mason named William Seed, in a tan lin ,the next county, owned a reran elan, for whech he had refused , "Stop!" said the 'Mayor, "nate miseake," I "I grant it," sa•ld the soldier, "but' as I have nevet• yet seen on almaancl that was thoroughly correct in all, points, it woeld have been impossible for me to 'euiltate an tamarack exactly', wIthout a mistake." "Your observations are very 001? -1 rect," said the Mayor. "Go on.' "When I count bow many earth) nere'are in a pack, I find there arel atetyetwo; there are so many weekai dit the year. When I count tow many tricks there are in a pack, I find neck, and Common Prayer -Book and a pack of cards to me." , Then the Mayor owleed for a lone 'ef bread a piece of cheese, and gave eto the soldier a piece of money, bide ,din,g ban go about ids business, sayl Mg he was the cleverest man he had "BiOliriffi'S37TRINCESS „ - By Shell , , The elecic AA otiter of,flee had ettet • struck nine ''Whan triPPed MO 'the Ohlet,Seroern win the keys, The' great Mao looked ,up hOla With a genital expression soften- .ing ,the.aueuatli, severe lines • ot bbs tObeeeettnit ena eaeseaoista, most to hie ,paint of geleine, Inc ,kaew norie better, — that 'the 'Perron: .01 Phillip Dodson the tem et Gates Broe,', Wholesale hardware ziterereanee, Wingate Street, Oa, CoaSeesed a Jewel , HO 'was 'aim eor.laugh, ter Was, no , etraagar to tlie ehining- broWn •eYee; ,aaki, the .`little, coroured . bands Were' getek to do a -"One motamet, Dodson! You will reecontmence year datiee IdondaYI amanoreeee,Of Sa411TY tO five eh/11110gs' per week! arid t ;shot] like to add, witet,', I think; you Will' not be disPiessed to hear, _that your eervites, up 'to the present hare gireal as, hie flIbleat StalettloSi011,” MARTIN 'WRESTLER "Denver" Ed Martin, the former boxer, made his debut as a wrestler xecently When he won the handicap match with Jack Leon, the Russian giant Leon agreed to depose of Martin three times within an hoer, but two falls wore all that he could obtain. IVIaatin used boxing tactics, slapping the Russian in his face with the open hand when he tried to rush THE BEST SPORT Statistics prepared by Dr. Dudley A. Sargent, Harvard's physical di-, ' • to show that ef all college The eashiette volee Wee ,, not quite , &beady. 'rise, chief nodded leindlY, and 'melted a Small 'white package — one of many .at 'las elbow ta,wards him. "A trifle you 'vviel doebt be able . Id rualie Ilse of," 'he observed genially. "Something ereety for' the wife, ea? and 1 be.g your pardcin!" A quick flusti had dyed tbe thin eteeks ot the little cashier', aradhis teed moved negatlyely several times. Pm sorrya supplemented ate chiet aPolegelihmitY. "But I was certainly melee the .impreseion, Itrat you *ere -a nue-vied man, Dodson," , "No, sir, not yet --- at least ----" "Ala 1 understand. Selected, bet not yet acquired, eh? Well — hum! I wish yciu luck, Dodson, a happy Chrls,anas, and -- good -night!" "Good -night sir;. and „the same to you." . . . . . . . . . At the corner et the street, "Brownie" overtook 0 follow-clerkea a big, an Fking man, with boavY! features .aad sublen expression. "G.ffing down by eirls Bob?'' enoannous sums. 1 At 9 oteloek a big tramed elderly lady, win a suppre,ssed ale of excite - Ment, appeared at the depot. A tall iyoung -man 'boarded the same train ifor Lombard the lady did. Before 'aeon that day the cashier of the Whiting Bank eacelved a telegraant "Do not eash Mr. C. Morrow's Cheque to William Seed. Fraud. Be- lvieu:Mame.. "SMNEY OLMSTEAD." . In less than an hour from the re- icelpt of the telegraan Sidney Olmatead Isteppea from all automobile in fron Of the bank. About 2 o'cllock a plain treary-set man brought a cbeque for l$9,000, signed by Mrs. Morrow. The Signature was genuine, but on a Charge of swindling being brought gabnat the man by Sidney Olmstead Itho cheque was laid aside and Wel- Mara Seed was .remansied. to the town ,aroan Hans, and the iittle fellow data claaped his hands and gazed arniciously That evening Mas. Morrow, with at dm King. eyes swollen from exceseive weeping, latter. ., -• hb.rwasety asitatashitahittazeoffatlaornwahsesotaeborsidiee, "What's your name, bey?" said the "Hans Petersen, Your Majesty"' L s. very held and appaeenely happy "I .had a forester of that name," aming man. said the King, 'who was hailed by 1 rat's gon,el" she moaned, "the three thousand I had in the bank is gone, t.'I'la.en'Idflljt NartIV'lay°811111naYattrthaleetrelise"r'lislirtie;:d' "Wide'vHeaant 'hudahen:teeswiledne'andy,s aw:tulanedeath7t tvhielrell,, lanoney, and I Wallt ti go to school, eoe. auntie,' cried the gee!, "the iiiost ,and the termer's wife Is very kind to ore .aa safe. Tell tier, Sid, tell us." , "Tins shoutel have been seen to be- eam maerow 'gamed to ,tao yoang ,fore," said the King, "but I'll attend trews Geary 01 the overheard plot, ,IiR111'11 ,Ar'e Mari'fi" Affeetioios.Puled Ry 1Il ,Stetoaelifl ,. ,'innet .learn to ,balte ',I„, expeetsto Make,'.their heeteride eny,,' . says .atev: Uelford, paeter , the Reman .CathoRC ,clearth' , NatiVitY ot Who eetileire". 'Virittin a. 'yetint,e man, yaws, to, 'Ii'sve „ and ctieriah for better or tor .Werso. ' lie ',never "deans thatslitwill ,l'or.04:: the -ettle. cooking or baUci bread,thae • • ,,,-; „ Will be soggy in the °enter and arreor, , 'plated on, the outside. ' 'it is. all i.ight to ,let leeks' dancing aed • plover talking. Itave ; s • - share in the, attractions that lea., a -,. • , ,,,l,. • man to, ,th,e !jewelry store for a' but,. b,e -finde her beauty , is someveliet • Obanged t , th use al .m,alteup, , ' 'that d'ancing la. a poor sulsetitute .fore . lunch,' and,. tis 'for talking, there will' , COnte. a tittle When he will ',set a ,pre- ' ,minium on an liour • of perfect' quiet.' , , , .,TOnah on the Run. A few months -ago a efethedist preacher delivered a direourse ore 'Jonah" at La Centel`, Ky., in which he is reported to have said; "When! Jonah left that fish he hit the, ground. a-runnke and started full tilt for Nineveh. One of the sisters lookea out of her window and saw a clotta of dust down the road, and after ' looking intently, said to her husband: 'I believe in my soul, yonder comes Brother Jonah.' She went to the door and hollered, 'Good marine.' . "'Good moraina answered Jonah, without turning his head. "'Where you goin' se fast, Brother. Jonah?' "'Goal' to Nineveh,' he replied. "'Well, stop and taket dinner with us.' "'Ain't got time. Three days late now'• "'Oh, come in and get your dinner, Brother Jonah. We've got fish for dinner.' Don't talk to me about fish,' said. Brother Jonah. "'Well, come in and aave drink he queried brisely. of water.' The blg 'man nodded, and the pair "'Don't talk to me about water' — walked. on, side by sale. and on he went a -clipping toward . '"Not half a bad sort — tele bose,'' Nineveh." . , ! he said w.arntly. "What do you think?. Ile's raised ,me five bob!" "Bumph!" commented the beg man. "Beeldee the usual halaquid for a Ohristarae Box," went on time other cheerfully; "I call it liberal!" "Do you?" Me. Robert Dredg,e eves emphatic. "A mere flea -alter ..... . . . The little cashier ruehed breath- lessly on to the statiou-platform just as Dredge WaS ,bbe not of ,entering In - IU empty therd-class compartment, Are You Basliftin Bashful people invariably sit with their toes turned in Why this should. be it is undoubtedly difficult to ex- plain, but there is no doubt about the, fact If the bashfulness runs to great embarrassment, one foot, with the toes still armed In, seeks the con- soling influence of the other and poises itself on the ankle of the other° ' feet If the bashfulness and ember-, rassment are noticed when the in - and, scrambled in behind him, dividual is standing, one foot is sure "Look!" invited the little man, to be placed behind the other and to. twisting the paper wrapping off a be lifted up at frequent intervals, gaudlly-coloured chin -a vase, in the shape of a Neapolitan shepherdess, and bolding it aloft. "'Bliat's father pretty, don't you think?" "13ob, old fellow," he. communicated alrrupay, "there's a:metering Inc got to tell yon before it burste me. 'Phe fact is, 1—I've found my woman!' "tVeii, 1 .suppo,se that's better than trading somebody &Best" he vouch- safed grimly. "I pulled her out from untle,r n cab - horse's feet," went on "Brownie", galetly. "Of course I walked with her ae for us the corner at the street, and there I left bor.' The fablowicg evenhig, I met her again at almost exectly the same spot, We walked the length, of two streets this time, and the next night it was three. Then for two n.ights I miss,ed her; but she °ante Ile meet, end I gat her to pro- mise she'd meet me at the etation thie evening." "And that's I think, except that Inc named her 'the Prin•cess,' aud .tlint, I feel sure Inc were meant for e•actli other froen the beginaing of things. She's very sweet and s.mael, .Bob, old man cc ,and good. Oh, I know ahe's good! But scarcely so hap- py as she adept be, I fancy." "Chuck It, 'Brawniet" he said with a saort laugh, "you don't know any- thing about women, ond hineta a face. You think they're fleet cousins to the angels. Wait till you've lived with one." "I3y-the-by, 13ob, you've been spliced at litule over a year, haven't you?' "Mut Inc never met your wife!" nYOUT Mule" retorted the other. "I'm under 'the impression net I wrote, inviting you to the wedding." "Right; and I stayed away. Shall I tell you .wey ? You esenember that girl from Snelgrove's net we used to travel down with every night in the train — the one we -- er cc quarrelled aboat? Aml that other one later an we in.et .at Yarmouth during the holi- days. Somehow OT Other we have al- ways seemed to want the same things, haven't we? And I was awfully afraid to fall in dove with the same woman, so— Don't you endeestand?" A minute tarter the pate stood side by side on. the erowded platform. Presenely Dredge, whos,e vreight had carried Min on ahead halted slid- ' delay in front of evetn,an, em- end beeCtalingly SpiCUOUSly pretty dressed, who. was semining the stream. of passenger,s moving towards .the exit with eager 'eyes. , "Why, Mary?" . The lee man did not eeam alto- , gene.r pleased, anti „the woman —, a smala. trail ,Oreattbre took, a eteP baekward.s, her eyes dilating as if , with fear. . At last, Bob, old men! What a terrible crush! Oh, for a burly form and muscles of--- Why, what—eht„," The -words died on -the tittle cashier's tongue ,as his eyes etiddenly enemineered those of the womaa. Dredge stepped forward hastily. •quee other . shoulder is of plain ever seen. • . "Allow me," he. said, "to introduce ,.to it When I pass this Way to -Morrow. Seed his subsequent proceedings. . - !it very well, for he gale the poor iweitian a' penal= and a house • in ;Z— to live ill. SO, that Hans and his slaters; coued g� to .M1=1. The ;boy grew up 'good and alevm, -and in 'time became ea learned professor in the great University of. Copenhagen. ; "If it we,sn't for, me my class in, "Why didn'e you come to me tint' And, as you may' believe, hp saw to d warn me?" Mrs.' Mor -row re abed ham , "Would you have liatemed er be- akreed me?" he asked. might net," she confessed, wiping :her eyes. "I-1 hate to own et, but' I'm an old fool, Sidney. I want some- body to look after inc. Won't yea come and live vein Connie and me?" "Of coulee " answered Sidney. wath. while aS the embarrassment inereasea the raised foot rubs' up and down the calf of the leg which supports the body. . . • - I. 0, 0. F. EXCURSION VIA a violet chiffon and from the a ' 'r -he Neapolitan shepherdeas crashed you to. ray wife!" , ,dr ped • •'; • Wa;trat. floids the sash. , , The 'foundatiOn et this' gown Is a • violet 'colored crepe meteo,r tv.ith a :long ‘P011ited train, , , ' The right elde et' the 'skirt con- -treats , with the corsage by h.aving plstet violet chiffon draped; -while the • , •other 'side has the pearl embroidered sehiffon. ' • The Real Trouble. ; The reale trouble With Britain 'thus stated by a writer: "We eannot !repeal the nod, taxes, nor adequately. finance our schemes of relief, bej, cause the money is mortgaged to 'Dreadnoughts, and the money is mom i ;gaged to Dreadnoughts because we are entangled in the schemes of, divide Hui 'lath 1 ee r, , athletes those ,who take up rowing live longer, marry younger and have weep caildren. Football and basket ball says Dr. ,Sargent, are much more oar. the stone paving. ' . . "Your—wife--" ,' ' "Brownie" had met his "Princess" injertons to the heart. than retying, ,s_chool would- not have any etandiag- . , , according to appotramera. 'at all" aid Hubert it boyean heg, tree a kiss that brought . . . ' 'mother says you .are a e r ' • I ever loved, She knows I've been en - latter That kisaee in public are as un- ,gaged before." PY1 ma q: .carpet elip , "Well, tee ti.er your'e glad you dist :its. stand if it disin t learo la CM, ? and the ratio of deaths among the ennt' a:near, skid his aunt. °Vnt eer. hlitsh ,to iltfe wither'ed Cheek. - "I can't tell her she is the ,first girl latter e es ger it ,atlienees e :oPe. • ' • • • n taealtiee „ r' er4,tairH'' eaL ano," Said Hubert. HoW could .s tab ee a a an p re a a , covered, your aneatalte in elm r emeeemeseeea.ses, ' f t " I e. dAties. . "Eponym, , b8CrIP The Detroit Excursion. MMerea Encampment, L G. 0. Ire has completed arrangements with the G. T. R. foe the rail part of tlio Greyhound excursion, Coderich. to Detroit on Friday, June 1.4th. A special teen will leave Strat- ford, Friday, 7.30 a. na, stopping at all s,tations. Returning special treat will leave Goderich on Monday, June 17th, at 11.30 p 111, runniag throttgh to Wingham and Stratford. Mit R. R. Agent for particulars. • ion to The News -Record 31, 1912 alert. _ , , „. .....,..- , ,,,_,.....„ $1.50 EXCURSION GODERICH TO DETROIT Steamer Greyhound Going to Detroit—June 14, Return from Detroit—June 17 2is Days in Detroit , Detroit Tigers and Pen- nant Winners Play Ball, June 15-16 Crescent Club of Stratford Special Train to the Goderich Band Moonlight Thursday, June 13, 8 p. m. , For particulars see small bills or write E. XI. ab:YEE, , T. ip, ar ea. Aga, Detroit te. The Detroit Excursion. MMerea Encampment, L G. 0. Ire has completed arrangements with the G. T. R. foe the rail part of tlio Greyhound excursion, Coderich. to Detroit on Friday, June 1.4th. A special teen will leave Strat- ford, Friday, 7.30 a. na, stopping at all s,tations. Returning special treat will leave Goderich on Monday, June 17th, at 11.30 p 111, runniag throttgh to Wingham and Stratford. Mit R. R. Agent for particulars. • ion to The News -Record 31, 1912 alert. _ ,