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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1912-04-18, Page 8prit Nth, 1912 Clinton News -Record G. I). dicIAGGART M. D. MeTAGOAlti, ncTaggart Bros ---BANEERS— A. GENERAL BANKING BUSI- NESS TRANSACTED. NOTES ,DISCOUNTED. DRAFTS ISSUED INTEREST ALLOWED ON DE- rasa's. SALE NOTES PUR- CHASED. NOTARY PUBLIC, CONVEY- ANCER, FINANCIAL, REA.L IESTATE AND FIRE, INSUR- ANCE AGENT. REPRE- SENTING '14 puto INSUR- ANCE COMPANIES. DIVISION COURT OFFICE, CLINTON. te„ THs Annexation'a - T. here WAS aig exeitement in Van, couver and New Westminster the oth.;' er day over some rumors of the prob/ able, result of, theresurvey ofS,tho, international boundary line, The sur- vey at present is 10 °parader) •twot tniles south 'of the town ef It was reported•that if the survey ors followed the new line they leer' laid out, two nowns, Blaine and Su - ones, raow xegarded, as municipalities of the 'State of Washington, Would be in British Columbia, territory and bo- ne Variadiess...• •W. ,BRYDONE, BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, „ NOTARY PLIBLIC, ETC. OFFICE- Sloane Block _.CLINTON. +CHARLES B. HALE Coaveyancer, Notooy Public , Commissioner, Rte. REAL ESTATE and 'INSURANCE Essuer of Marriage Liaeases. BORON STREET., -7 CLINTON DRS. GUNN Jr. G.ANDIER, De. W. Gunn, L. It. C. P., L. R. C. S. Min. Dr. J. Q. Gaudier, B. A., I B. Office -Ontario St., Clinton'. Night calls ac residence, Itatttenbury St. ea at Flogpital. Dn. J. W. SHAW. -OFFICE-. RATTENBURY ST. EAST, -CLINTON.- CANADIAN P JAC. r :: HOMESEEKERS' EXCURSIONS Manitoba Saskatchewan Melte Spoil Trails* kayo Toroato 2.00 pan. on APRIL 2, 16, 30 MAY 14, 25 JUNE 11, 25 JULY 0, 19 AUO, II, 20 SEPT: 5, 17 Sccesd elm tickets hem 0111111111 stations to principal Northwest points at LOW ROUND-TRIP RATES Milm4ca aad warn $34.00; Edmonton and roams 342.00 'and to other point. in proportion. Tickcm aomi to return within 60 dare from wino dato. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS through to Edmonto,nola Saskatoon, atm tollYinnitom tr,I.Eftlat flUilir.V.11,54;rg'w•b.,',12:;., Co'll; ...ard at moderato rata amounts local Agent. Early application must be made. ASK FOR HOMESEEKERS• PAMPHLET contakino rates and lull infocusatioa. , I' Apply to !somas C.P.R. Agent or M. G, MURPHY, Dat. Pam At.. Toronto. ONLY DIRECT LINE NO ClIANIIE OF CACS DR C. W. THOMPSON. PIEYSIOIAN, SURGEON, ETC. Special attention given to dis- eases ei the Eye, Ear, Noseand Throat. Eyes carefully examined and suitable glasses prescribed. Office and residence: 2 doors nest of the Commercial 110*1, Huron ,St. DR. IS'. A. AXON, -DENTIST.-- Specielist an Crown arid Bridge Work. Gradeate of C. 0. D. S., Chicagp, and It. C. D. S., Tor- onto. Bayfield ou Mondays from May to Docembes. W, JACKSON, AGENT, ctArroN, GRAND TRUN ATEANTIC TRAGEDY By Hower Jones (CoPYrIght, bY Pisialishers.PresS,Ltd.) Mabel and T had' kites/tee One another, Since as children we had played 'true gether• The friendship of .our child, hood had ripened into a love that VMS little shoat of ideal, and when She was, nineteen -- 1 being, her senior by tar or five years - ne"Were Married.' wag ajt orphan, and had'epeat many ,years en the COntinente her parents were Wealthy, and wtih them she had travelled much. Thus it happened that we were both familiar with the European capitals, watering-plaees, and winter resorts, and determined - as we had neither of us crimped the Atlantic -to spend ' the winter and the following summer , in the .new wprld. So a fen 'days, .after our wedding we fouad ourselves en board the Royal Mail ,steamship Arcadia, ,our faces turned leeward the eetting min, looking forward in joyful anti- cipation to the novel scenes we were to witness, together. . , The passage began by tieing a rough qee, but we Were both excellent sail- ors, • and enjoyed its opening' days. There was pnly one cloud in the horizon of our happiness, and that -foolish as it may seem' -was Mabers tear of the sea. "Eugene,' pray that the ship does not go down in the night." One night we had retired as usual, and certainly the sea was awfully • rough. It ,took even ale, hardened as I was, some time to get to sleep. '1 Was awakened by Mabel rapping on the side of my berth and crying outs - "Eugene, Eugene! what is the mat- ter?" I roused myself and listened. Cer- tainly a'dull, roaring sound fillea the ehip-a banging and splashing which drowned the noise of the propellers. A little alarmed myself I lumped out of my berth, and telling Mabel to keep quiet, I went out -into the peesage. I ran Into the arms of a seared. white-faced 'stewart, of whom I in- quired the cause of the cammotion. ash • MONTREAL THE STANDARD 15 the National Weekly Newspaper of Vito Worninhol of Canada. It is nation:xi in an its It uses the meet expensive ongrav- logs; procuring the. photographs frem all over the world. ' Its articles are caretully selected and its editorial policy • is thoroughly independent. A SUbsCalpilon to , The Standard. costa $2.00, per .year to any address .119 Canada. or Great Britain. 49 TRY, IT FOR 1912! Montreal Standard Publishing Caa Limited, Publishers. -TIME TABLE- ' Trains will arrive at and depart moot, Clinton station as follows t BUFFALO A•ND GODERICH DIV: Going East 41 O GOA% West 61 61 11 LONDON, HURON Goitg South Going North at 7.35 as m. 3.07 p. m. 5.15 p. m. 11.07 a, na. 1.25 p. m. 6.40 ,p. nt 11,28 p,. in. BRUCE DIV D. N. WATSON CLINTON. - ONT. LICENSED AUCTIONEER for the County .of •Berme. Corres- pondence psemptly ensnared. Charg- es% moderato and satisfaction guaran- teed. Isrenediate arrangement,s for sakt dates May be made by calling at The News -Record Office or on Frank fila.tson. at Beacom & Stayth's grocery. 7.50 a. tn. 4.23 p. 11.00 a. rn. 6,35 p. m. OYER 05 TEAM" EXPERIENCE . TRADE MASKS DESIGNS COPY111014T5 kn, utZrAtegIlf teUtfert,1 rat:art% invention la proparoly par,optabio. Conun.unioa, cone ertztgettmontiaLtnAlla(165 out nut3.nta eatii `1.gct`:i;t7fee scretal +tones, rognout Charge, In the SCiettlifiC jiltieriCan1. ,panamomell inuatrat.ed weekly. Linden sir. al:haven M any shiontiflo Anna tOr PI 75 ft year, postage prepaid. Sold by noemcan:iera. • , , NIUNNI,Ce 36114"4"Y' NewYerk Brunel) Dico.,12.6 8' atanreentecton.D.C. SiCII AN Aorrtai wWirtzt,i, „Iv Campbell 'Raymond (CoPYright by eisblishers Press Ltd.) • • The clerks and Officials In one Ot the smaller bureaus at Washington would, aboat now, seem' to a eaglet, visitor, to be afflicted, with a chronic; grin. Even the somewhat sedate Chief sometimes breaks 111tO a solemn chuckle. The joke was rather on - thorn so they tried to keep it quiet, but it leaked out, of ceurse. Briefly, It was inothing less than a grand, red paint whirl by the most circumspect clerk on Uncle' Sam's payroll that caused •that yrin. "Uncle Charlie," as he is called by everyone from the Chief to the mes- senger, is a meek, Patient little man, weighing about one hundred and five, with mutton -chop whiskers, who has etruggled along for fifteen years on a salary of,$1,260. Twelve hundred dol-. hire doee not mean afflueime down there when 'one has a family of five girls, and Uncle Charlie has always One by one the girls were Married, however, and it came about that with the June roses the hist of Uncle Charlie's responsibilidee as to his family vanisbed. For several days after this event he was observed to wear a ;preoccupied look. Slowly his air of abstraction gave way to one of determination, and one sweltering afternoon, euddenly laying down his pen, he announced to the man at the next desk that he proposed to have a whirl. The news ran like wildfire through the bureau, and presently employees began to pause casually beside Uncle Charlie's desk. • "Say,' the offiee sport whispered. "You take my tip. Drink about an ounce of olive oil before you start in. You, will last twice as long." He winked and went on. "I wonder what that young man really meant?"' Uncle Charlie pon- dered. "I hear that you are going to give yourself a little recreation, Uncle "The ship's sinking!" he cried. Charlie," the Disbursing Clerk said, "Haven't they roused you? They're and gave him a playful dig in the Manning the boats up there on deck." ribs. -"Of eourse you know that it is It was true. Isolated as we were not exactly regular, but if you would In our state -room we had been for- like to have a little advance, why, er, gotten. Assuming ma Careless an air guess we could fix it up between, as I could summon up on the moment, us., I returned to our state -room, where "That's very kind of you, sir, but Mabel lay Un an agony of alarm. I really don't thinlciI shall need anY "Well, little woman," I said, "the advance," TJncle Charlie said, sorely curta1n. is rising on your long -looked perplexed. • • tor drama. The ship is going down, "Perhaps you'd better leatte the but there's to partieular hurry and number of days blank ou your ap- ao cause whatever for alarm." attention for leave, Uncle Charlie," I helped her, and dressed myself. the Chief advised. meeting him in the putting some papers and valuables corridor. "But then," he added with into my pockets, and then, fastening sudden indulgence, "if you should the life -preservers round myself and happen to overstay the time coming to her, we sent up on deck. We had you, whY, er, we'll just consider that indeed been forgotten! The last boat You are sick and charge it up to sick Was jest preparing to leave the shill leave." with the captain and some of the That was on Tuesday. On Thursday crew. We hailed them, and jumped Uncle Charlie's rusty alpaca coat was In just in time, hanging on its usual hook and Uncle The boat that had left the ship Charlie was at his old desk when the before us had been swamped by a rest of the clerks came racieg in at wave, and its occupante were strug- one minute to nine. Uncle Charlie gling in the water. Instead of pulling was chipper and smiling, though his DEE at once we hovered In the danger- ous vicinity of the sinking ship, trying to rescue them. All at once the deck burst up, and the ship settled. Our boat was engulfed In the water; I had only time to seize Mabel by the arms, and we found our itelves strug- gling for our lives in the eddy. • The night was piton dark; taere was no moon, and the stars were hidden behind the masses of storm elouds. I could not see Mabel's face, but her feverien clutch on my arta reassured 'me, and I knew that she retained consciousness. After about ten minutes, duriug a lull in the wind, 2 said to her: - "You see, darling, the night Is Warm, and we are perfectly support- ed. It cannot be more than three or lour hotirs to day -light at most,, and then we are bound to be picked up tin- lncdiately. You feel safe with me, do you not?" Her voice came back in the im- penetrable darkness: "Yes, Eugene, feel safe with you; but you have tied this belt too tightly hatted Inc. • It makes me feel faint. Can'tiyou 011111 it a little?" "Of course I can," I replied. and the moment the sett seemed 0) be a little calmer I proceeded to do so. Vie was lying on one arm, and I wan busily readjusting the belt with the other, when, in the darknees, a great wave came over us, and dashed her out of my grasp. I dived instantly and ' caught her by Ole hair, Just as she Slipped away, and, bringing her to the surface, I held her closely la my tams. The life -belt had been washed Out of my grasp, and I had to trust to tny own strength, assisted by the belt that was tied round myself. l'HE REAL WOMAN. AN 1191401,1E IN ITALY , . , „ • Story of a Bridge Parte "It istia you who tlecItle what yea a' , are going .to do in Italy," fiai4 the , Tlier'e' VCRS liettl;IY Sq0re ot W Nv oin a it, In' airs: Eamit's barters that after- etas tea cabby. aeon. The tablets were up and every- "I thought I. was going i to leave body was anxious to beill111 the 1;.allle. Naples that morning. fact, I had Ban there was needed luta coxe 11107,,, my valises with me as 1 stood at the Igueet ,te• Make, 1 11 e redUleite manlier; door while the porter w1iistle.1 for and she wee late. She had` never beer: a cab, seven of which rushedout ot !sand -Peale todlua 'JW Pd 1 ealC.46(1 elitl the ehlaimeeing sunlight around the put eat about It: cermet; at me. A handsome Young ;Tea asthma ,aeSe aa as gaeseenst, cabby grabbed the 'valises, put •them 55, could .1)e.the tittle they well. in the cab, helasel me in, tiata sterted THOMAS BROWN, LICENSED. A t-C- tioneer Inc the ,counties of Heron and Perth. Correspondence proinnt- ly answered. , Immedia.te arrauge- Ments can be made Ices sale due"; at The News-Rocord, Clinton, of by calling phone 97, Seaforth. Merges modeaate and satisfaction guaran- teed. ,talking their eyes wandered:over 'each,: off, . . . . - other's toilettes or to the paizes,, "'I want to go ' to tee station,' '1 *Weis risked in, plain sight upon it told him as we went along, ani going table inSthe lima room. ; . home.' ; Several 'women, wanted the claret • "He slowed up, rested his left hand tief, and • were resolead to tele all on the back of the se,it, turned half '*nears, fair of foul, to get it. It was way , around ,and said smilingly in no sin to cheat ;everybody did it, French: • and it tent sest to the game, as long "'You want to go to Pompeii?' as one wasn't found, out. Between " 'No!' I cried, 'I want to go to the, prizes ana the station. I am starting for home, atearefreshments one 'asatirsere to be interested if not actual- for America, for home!' V diverted. It was tO be hoped ,Mrs,.. "'111 take you to Pompeii,' he of - Emmet would haYe something new to Jared gracieuely, 'for 8 lire.' at. Everybeda was tired of ieee and "I braced myeeltfor, the conflict, takes. " 'I want 1.0 0 home,' I deelsered. , ' At that inomeut the door bell rang If I went to Pompeii, 1 wouldn't go and there MILS a general start. Con- over that 'old road anyway. I'd go by• . frersations were cut ruthlessly In two. train. That's the same road yen take Then Laura St. John :said: Mrs, Flies to VetillvillS. I was der it the day .-lat last! before 3resterday. It is foll ef, beg- •, weeseupars a sei,yeaeya sus up and gars and ruts.' looked animated, for they had exhaust- ' "My driver paid not the slightest eti all available gourcesof entertain- attention. Instead be pointed proudly. ment, and the newcomer was sure to to a passing cabby. areate a diversion. She. entered im- "That's' my brother,' he grinned, . ,. mediately - a large, smiling woman adding Bonin ,r11 take you to Pompeii in a catawba satin gown, with an for 1 lire.' buormous diamond sunburst glewing '-'es handsome fellow ST said, 'and like an electric light bulb rigbt on the front of it. They were so Intent tit yPoolimilpealid tom -day. lirlenn2 gO'inulgahnto'ingeo.' M looking at her that for a moment "He droye awhile, then turned and they did not' notice that another smiled at me again. ' ;WOrillin was coming in behind her and "'This road takes you to tbo sta- half obscured by her - a little, ,slight Lion,' be said, 'and to Pompeii, too. tWOrtlan in a' perSectly plain eloth 'll take you to Pompeii for ri litre. A. gown with 'an edge of white at the waolei long day, a handeorne driver, throat and no Jewellery 'showing save a eine carriage, and all to Yourself a thread of -wedding ring on her lett for 6 lire,' he summed ma flashing a, hand. She had nice gray hair, smoothy triumplient faee ,full upon Inc. 'parted .and coiled slier completion "fsf you gave inn the cab and the was her own and her gentle gray eYes harness and the horse thrown in,' I 'gazed with frank friendliness at the wailed, 'I Wouldn't go.You, couldn't astonished company. She was no elder than several of those who were lipaee'idnie:, .101 want nt ktnoowstatibta to f oild hrootande.: • " a • '' '.' ' ' trying so hard to keep young, and Amerike! Home • rm eeh°-low she did not look any der. "He drove and drove. I got ab - She only made them look thvedrcheap and unnatural. s,and . sorbed in the things we »U55011, In • the . doorways, baek of winch was in - expected her, made the best of her he single room or the family, Mrs. Enipet, • although she had not variably t coming. She took her round and in- the one large lied. the three chairs at 'troduced her. 'None of piens had ever the foot of it ,the Mine, and in the rear la seen her before; she was a cousin of thelitttieit e lamp bel ore totohrn eewhlesicsedli 1\iruni:gnie1 Virgin, Augusta Files often. She had come Just vs Mrs. leonw°tIlisehldPoPoerrs'et‘evphs°, and she lived In the country and did not get into town verY aiinvdedM 1 thesraehmuendth, Files was ready to start for her bridge there being only one room insele. "There played thechildren. the party and she either had to stay at . little home herself or bring her. Her name ragged girls of 5 and 6 holding was Mrs, Tthe bambino done up in swaddling hayer and it was easy to see that she was unused to fashion- clothes, tossing it between them as toss an overgrown doll, able gatherings. .4.• spot of delicate they would red came out on either cheek and she , and the boys more ragged yet, if that were , fluttered a little shyly, holding out possible. There were the dogs eats, the chickene, and nose and then her hand to eaclt lady as she met her. a proud turkey, Ignominiousle "I don't play bridge,"she exclaim- far from barnyards and its kind, by a ed, "or any card game bigger thhn string to a post. cession, and I always get beaten at that. Cards weren't played so much "I didn't Itnowi wbieli T pitted meet Ole babies in training for cripples swaddled so, their tiny limbs go un- naturally bound, the unwasIsed eats and dogs, or tbe turkeys in chains. "I recalled my destination with a start "'Where are we?' I demanded to knosv. ''The station is about a mile back yonder,' my ha.udsome driver paid stolidly, 'and ',tenni be too late for Year train. ,l'In taltito you to Pompeii now for 5 lire.' "I mond hasie wept, bot what was the use? I was now tuo late for tny "'Anyway,' 1 notillonod, 'you'll rett- cue me , from the beggars. 'Won't You? When you get to Mete drive fast."' "To my amazement. ae complied. We sped pest the num with the with- ered arm, the cripple tangled up with the donkey, aad pasSed another cab. tate bright look at me. Tbe driver flue I answered. '"Do you see that man?' be .askeel. "'Well, lie's iny brother,' gloated The 111eICIllop Mutual We lusutance Donau -Farm and Isolated Town Property- -Only Insured- -OFFICERS - J. B. McLean, President, Seaforth F'. 0. ; Jas. Connolly, Vice-Presi- &rat, Goderich P. 0. ;• T. E. Hays, Secrotary.Treaserer, Seaforth P, 0. • --Directors-, . Williata Chesney, ' Seafortth ; , John Grieve, Winthrop, William Rain, 0oe- statue ; John Watt, Halo& ;, John Benuewies, ,Brodhagon a James Ev- ens, Beechwood ; M. Mel! e'en, Clib- ton P. 0 --Agents-- Robert Smith, Haslock ; IlinCh- ley, Seaforth ; Janies thenemangs, mondville ; J. W. Yoe. Holanesville. Any money to be paid in may ha paid to Morrish Clothing Co.,. Clinton, or aSi, Cutt's grocery, Gederich. Parties desirous to 'effect inserante or twansact other business will he pronmely attended to on application Ito any of the above °Mears addressed to their respective postefficess..Losses inspected by- the direetor yam, lives nearest the ;scene.N LIPPINCOTT'S. NIONTI4LY NIAGAZINE A FAmILY LAMINAR'', The Best In Current Literature TE m. 12 COMPLENo, YEARLY MANY SHORT STORIES AND PAPERS ON 'TIM ELY TOPICS $2.60 PER YEAR; 26 OTs. A Co PY, sNO CONTINUED STORIES " EVERY NUPASER COMPLETE IITsIELP Clinton News -Record CLINTON , ONT. Terms of subscription -al 'per year, in advance $1.50 may be charged if not SO paid. No peace discontin- ued watt all arreais are paid, • un- less at the option of the publish- er. The date to which every.' sub- scription is paid is denoted on the :ilose to mine ell night. It Was that of atiother womaa 1 Alas! my wife had lost conscious-, Resta and belie a dead weight in my Kerne For hours and hours and , !Mare, it seeined to me that I bore• her up in the blackness of the night,' ' linploring her to speak to me -; Years ago when our home town beat a to • the Carter Corners' team thirty-seven' open the dear eyes which coutd feel to twenty-eight!" were tightly c ose . It was all in 'vain; save for the occasional beat of the heart slie might heve been dead. • What a night of agony! Heavens! kmw I prayed for morning -- far one ray of light by which to eee my aarling's face. I thought I should go mad. My arms ached, my. . limbs - tny whole body grew numbed and sold; soinetimes I almost felt myeelf lozing eff into the sleep of death, waking with a etart to cry aloud, '14abe1, Mabel, my darling, speak th Me!" and nothing answered but the moaning of the storm as it died away lo the distance. At last a faint streak lit the horizon, flush tinging' the edge of a aloud, ;nada it visible in the darkness, a breeze, rippled the sullea billows that. rose' arid tell smoothly around • us.' day •was breaking: I shrieked • sloud a prayer et thanksgiving to beaven that the slight was over, and . lent over the motionless, senselees body that 1 held in my Ince arum with a renewed vigonis . Little by little the sun uprose, and be dawn came. • With the first grey beam, that crept across the Oeettti 1 )cered into the face that had lain nose was curiously peeled. The office ., sport dropped his hat with its fancy in my young day. Now, you manta let me put you out . 111 ju'et 4tt and band M his astonishment, and walked look on and do a bit of tatting. I round and round Uncle Charlie, eyeing shall enjoy myself splendid. It will him from head to foot. all be new to me, you see." "Nary headache, as I live!" he tilially gasped. "Say, Uncle Charlie, So that was the way they arranged put me wise to that dope, will you? it. They took their place at the tehles You look as fresh as a daisy!" and Mrs. Empet drew a big chair to It wee no use trying to disguise the top ct the room for Mrs. Thaye,r, 14 their curiosity, and presently half the here she could see all the e,onibriny office force, including the Chief, had and all the company could see her. gathered about Uncle Charlie's desk. 7t had to be half filled with cushions "Now. look here, Uncle Charlie," to accommodate her mail figura, She e • the Chief said; "we Just want to knosv sat upright, smiling pleass.ntly about what you dld, anyway. I guess we her as her hands piled the tatte g sort of -well, misunderstood your in- shuttle -- a remarkable coniraat to tendons," the overdreesed, made-up women et the card tables. And somehow not "Well, it wasn't such au awful she but they bectune conecious of this whirl, maybe, for one or you boys, 'contrast, There was a subtle lafluenee but It was a right smart one for Inc." in her genuine' situplieity. They felt Uncle Charlie told them, as they ,geiltily the weight of their false bair; pressed eagerly ferward. "You see, their faces flushed under their rotate, for quite a long while I have had to end they tried furtively to dab it look after things about the house -- .t,way with their handkerchiefs. Above there were always so many little jobs the edges of their cards they looked that the girls couldn't do - and I et each other .with curiously clearej used all my leave working at home, sision and then away at the one real And I wouldn't have felt like being woman of them all who sat there extravagant while they were depend- doing tatting. And slowly it was rte. vealed to them that bridge was but a ent on me and required so many i things. But after Louise was married poor substitute for the thiegs that --she was the last one, and their should hate engaged their ar.ention. mother has been dead several years They saw themselves for the cotton -why, I felt like letting myself out a :roses they were, while she was the little. It was one of the most delight- seal roae ripening to a graeetul fall. fill days I have ever experienced." It wee as if airs. 'Thayer had roeserl "But what did you do, Uncle' Char- 'tbem to better alms and longings. Ile?" they demanded lia chorue. • Nobody cheated at cards that after - "Winn" he said, "first of all I went Moon. It seemed immaterial how the dowle town and bought this red neck- ,prizes went. There was a tie between tie - I've elves% wanted one,", he 'biro. Robinson ahd Mrs. Sherrod when added bashfully. "And then I wentIt came to the elaret set, and with one out to the ball park, and •bought a 'accord these ladies voted to give it to bag of peanuts. and sat on the bleach- ,Mrs. Thayer. Everybody clapped their ers in the sun, and drank pop, and ihande at that. So Mrs. Stoist made' a watched the game. And say," Uncle ,little presentation speech and the set 'Charlie concluded impressively, "Do ,went to Mrs. Thayer, who got up bold - you know. I really believe it was better game than the one t saw fifteen 'Mg tight to her . tatting' shuttle and a !tried with all her might to say some. Used in Canada for over half a century. —used in every corner' of the world where people suffer from, Constipation , and its resulting troubles -,— r. Morse Indian Root Pills, stand higher in public estimation than any others, and their ever- , increasing sales prove their merit. Physicians prescribe them. 25c. a bor. pomp label. Advartiaing rates -Transient adver- tisements, 10 ,,cents per poupariel lino for arst Msertion and 3 cents , per line for each subsequen,t inserre ion. Small advertisements not to exceed' one, inch, such a% "Strayed," os "Stolen," etc., in- serted ante for 35 cents and each subsequent ineernion 10 cents. Communications; iutonded for publica- tion must, as a guaraatea of good faith, be accompanied by the name , of the writer. W. J. NtITCT-IELL, • Eaitor and Proprietor, Parental Tactics. 'A Worried parent is sometimes obliged to do something like this: - "Pa, what ie a transeehdentalist?" "Have you chained up the dog, RS I told you?" "Not,yet, pa." "well, do that. and adrien you come back I will tell you what transeendentalitatts.O While. Bobby was gone his astute parent dug the needed !information out of a dictionary. •‘•A mans ideal woman is simply one •Who, believes eyerything he tells ',sr. • Sons of the Ring. The reface. of Wales, much to his dleappointmeut, Itis said, is not des- tined for a naval career. He may spend only six months on the 'Hin- dustan,' Mid' after that eater a cavalry regimept The Altura of the Ring's next son, Prince Albert, bas been engaging the King's attention lately, and Itis on derstood that he will eventually be- come' a midshipman. In his case the navy will furnish him with a career. Prlece Henry, the third son, is not fitted for the streyntoas life of a satior arid he may, after spending some years at Eton, be gazetted to a cav- , alry regnnent. *gum, 10 LABATT'S STOUT , The very best for use in ill -health and convalescence - Awarded Medal and Highest Points in America at World's Fair, 1893 PURE---SOUND-WHOLESOME JOHN LABATT, LIMITED, LONDON, CANADA 29 thing moire than just Munk you. , , -Then the maid breught In the re- itreshments which consisted merely, of !cake and sherbet, but somehow no. ibody was dleappointe,d. They had al; gathered about Mrs, !Thayer, and he was telling them ' bout her grandchildren and how she Incwas hurry to get this tatting done ,for little Jennie's petticoat. And 'se ,they ewere led to tont atiout their own ;grandchildren and children. From ithat the talk drifted to their young days and how they had worn beep. !skirts and white etoceings - thingt ithey had never before admitted ever to themeelees. The clock wits striking 6 before the3 lever thought 'of going home, and ever than they were loath to leave Mrs Thayer. They, all Wooed her good be iand said they were glad they had met iher and it was the pleasentest bridge party they had ever had Just 'on ao oount of her being there. teat 'it? • I The Windsor Record, the other elan printed a remarkable letter from Mile Jack Egleston, a resident of Witdsoa, which speaks f.r itself: Editor The Record: I married. es svidow, who hes a grown-up daughter. My lather visited our house very ola ten, fell in love with my stey-daugh- ter, and married her; so my father became my son-in-law and my - steps diughter my mother, because she war my lather's wife. Some tittle alter my wile had a son. He was my lath. er's brother-in-lasv and my unele, fns he was the brother of my step-motbeis My father'e wife, i.e., my etep-adugh. ter, also had a son. He was, of coorse my brother, and in the meantime Di grandchild, for he was the son of nee daughter. My wife was my groat. mother, bacauee he was my fatherhe Wilen, that is, my inother's mother So I am the husband and the greed - child at the same time of my wiles, and as the husband of it persona grandmother is his grandfather its seems that through the force of eir- cumatances I have become my owte grandfather. Jack Egleston, t .Windsor..Feb. He seemed to base an oversupply of brothers, but he endeavored to com- pensate for bringing me out of my way for five live by showing me the sights. "He pointed. out all the pictures of the Saints by the roadside, the cru- cifixes on the walls, the Holy Virgins at • the corners of the lead -colored bowies, until at lad the wide sweep et level country where the dust and ashes ot the bueled city were began to ahow• ' t "Arrived there, a babbling guide hurried me through with the velocity of a whirlwind, allowed me broken columns, old fountains, Medusa heads with the faces worn away by bands long since ashes, the buried dog, • Rs month in the attitude of ' barkiag, prints of chariot wheels, ,gray walls through the apertures of which the smoky peak or the mountain' that, had doneall the harm .glowed purple, and harried Me out again through the gate to my cab. ' "My :cabby stood there aiwilirsg, a man beside hini who wag even band- somer than he. "'My brother,' said he, "I smiled and bowed, arid We start- ed over the long gray road of the poor to Naples. Go W1thoel Iter If you ehould aek'your gSrl to co To Portland, or seine other where, And she id 0505, don't' you know, Then do not go -- into despair, But go wherever yo'* a mind, And leave her to her own sweet will There's, pleasure in the world, yoter find, 31 ev'ry charinerni voice were slit flitgestiah "on' the Mare. 'rwice as the bus slowly wended itis way up the steep Cumberland Gap the door at the rear opened and slammed. At fire, those ineide paid little heed: but at the third time they dernandod to know why they ehould bed leturh- ed in, this fashion. 'Whiethcontioned the driver, oloan't spoke so loud; she'll overhear us.' 'Who?' 'The mare: Spake low! Shure Oi'm desavin' ite crayture? Every toime she 'ears ill' door clot.) she thinks Wan o' yez Is !reale' down ter Walk up 01' hill, au' that sort a' raises her. sperrItsa "'rhe; sight esedened ,me. T wished had Warted' for America, ter home! As we bumped over the terrible Blass of the Naples streets my rementment grew. H. was not leseened by the be- havior of my guide. Throe tirnes more he had pointed out, brothers. Now he leaned over to me. ginned. and polittied out another before we drove tip to my door. , • ' "Some acquaintances ran ou t,En- a7%e'detatthsoeueglIsntg;'•oilleic.;'cried, "Mat year started fOr holne this =Wiling.' "1 thought SO, 100,' Sfild 1, but my cabby thought differently.'" A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY' An eminent scientist, the other day, gave his opinion that the most wog- derful discovery of recent years was the discovery of Zam-Buk. •Just think: As soon as a single thin layeir - of Zam-Buk is applied to a wound •or a sore, suck injury is Insured ageism's blood poison! Not one species elf Microbe has been found that Zam-link does not kill! Then again. As soon al Zarn-Bug Is applied to a sore, or it cut, .or Isa skin disease, it stops the smarting. That is why children are seen friends of Zam-Buk, They care nothing fee' Ole science of the thing. All thee' know is that Zam-Buk stops thole' pain. Mothers should never terve. this. Again, As soon as Zam-Buk fa aatt plied to a woUnd or to a diseasaa part, the cells beneath the skines sur- face are so stimulated that newt hetdthy tissue is quickly, formed. Teas forming of fresh healthy tissue frown below is ZoranBuk's seeret of beallag., The tissue thus formed is 'worked nip to the surface and literally casts oft the diseased tissue above it. This tet. why Zaratauk cures are permanent. • Only the other day Mr. Marsh, et 101 Delorimier Ave., Montreal, called; upon the Zam-13uk Co. and told theme that for over twenty-five years he had been a martyr to eczema. lila, hands were at one time so coverage with sores that he had to aleep Im gloves. Four years ago Zatn-Buk was introduced to him, and in a few mouths it cured him, ToalaY--ovea three years after his cure of a diseasa he had for twentY-five years -he to still cured, and has had no trace ot any return of the eceemal ' All druggists sell Zam-Buk 160la box, or we will send free trial box St': you 13and this advertisement and it la,, stamp (to pay return postage). Atia. dress Zam-33uk CO, Toronto. She Knew Rim. A gory of the retort comet:owe emnes from the' Speaker's, gallery at Ottawa. Prior to the Christmas 11,-- eess a vigorous debate woe 'in men. gress. The gals-ry was well Ailed he; interested hallos. Dr. Neely, Os Huinboldt Liberal, had the door, had been interropied several time - by 111010 or, less embarassing queries- irom the alert and militant Mujor Currie. According to the story, which.,. by the way, te vouched for by ene et' Otte NV a's fair soeiety devotees, Mrs,. Neely, who occupied it seat in ilet glittery, turned to her neighbor en& inquired: "Who ie that man 1,110T, keeps interrupting?" ''That man," smilingly. responded the lady whc, had been interrogated, "is my huse band,"--Td.W.A. 10 Canadian Courier,. Owing to a dense -fog, a eassengew stenmer was cOmpelled 10 stop, .Whern It had been sSatiouary• half tre hour ' or eo, an, old lady went np- to the captain and netted why he did noe ger on. hee, madam." "But, cap - tele." she pereisteaS "1 ten see staes overhead." "Yetis madam,' Said ' the ea p talh "but 0511the boIlgrii: bust we aloe gain' that way!" MeCarthy 1018 boasting of the pro- minence of Ms family in hygone ages. "But them were ito 1VIcCartty's In Notthie ark." ,Reld Olirien. "Non said McCarthy, "oar Senility was very exclusive in those days and had yeehts of their owus" • , 'Me" Idea *11 lut>;Ilir atter. On one Oen ight rogiOu of a op, thin gate the southweScS saye 11 Chicago leiwy er , oy vIi erish nine peculiar notiens loUcliing the eaties of a Juror.' ions day 5 cese was hotng whon suddenly the iestice excleimed: ' "HOW IS thiS? There are only eleven juryman iu Lbi bos. Where ie the twelfth?"' The foreman aroee. sod itildreesed the eourt respectfully, ea lol 10108' "aley it please your • honer, the twelfth juror had to go anew on Im- portant Mistimes, but he has lett hie verdict with tue." .Aithrna Catarrh WHOOPING'COUPAI • cROuP IIBRONCHITO cOuGHS cows ',,,,Aweihntrg:/'61ndn.e:ttni7btlioe:tieldHc.ttcav:catr'Thn'otmientomt!nocrht.minu; erten. Used with uncross tor thirty yearn. The nir rendored drought antisoptin, 6nrpir0 ;with overy brnoth, makes breathing tany. koothos 7ndole"nteri's inhvenle7hulnelt4o'rnrt'llie'rn with young children and u boon to outcrops sa aDamoa • u p. cen I itsoTd0 scobrip booklet. ate A try CrOnbleno Anti- soptio Throat TablOto foetheIrritated thront TheY me simple, of.. tectire end antiseptic. Of your' druggist or 014515. Ike iustaunu.5. Yap° Creselenc Go, Leondag..1.1.8s 7.11dz. MCNTILCAL