The Clinton News Record, 1913-05-15, Page 6A GOOD MEDICINE
FOR THE, SPRING
Do Not USe Harsh Purgatives—
A Tonic is All You Ned.
Not -exactly sick -bat not feeling
quite well. That is the Wajs most
people feel in the spring, Easily
tired, appetite fickle, sometimes
headaches, and a feeling of depres-
sion. l'imples or eruptions may ap-
pear on the skin, or ,there may be
twinges of rheumatism or neuralgia.
Any of these „indicate that the blood
is out of order -that the indoer life
of winter has left its mark upon you
and may easily develop into more
serious treuble. . •
Do not dose yourself with purga-
tives, as so many people do, in the
hope that you can put your blood
right. ' Purgatives gallop, through
the systein and weakeMinstead of
giving strength. •Any doctor will
tell you this is true. What you
need in sPring is a tonic that will
make new. blood and build up the
nerves. Dr., Williams' f Pink
is the only medieine that can do this
speedily, safely and surely. Every
' does of this medicine i.makes new
blood which clears . the :skin,
etrengthens the appetite and Makes
tired, depressed den,women and
children bright, active and strong.
•-• 31,1rii. Maude Eng, Lemberg, Seek.,
sayee• "I can unhesitatingly recom-
mend Ur. Williams' Pink Pills as a
blood builder and tonic. I was
very much run down when I began
using: the. Pills, a„nd , e, few boxes
fully restored mv health."
Sold by all medicine dealers or by
mail at 50 cents a box or, six boxes
for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
• DRAGON CLUB'S SIMPLE LIFE.
Woman Journalist at Her teat Sixes
pence Organizes Club.
. The "Dragon ChM" with dinner
,for eixpence, has stiired many in-
, qpiries. It was a woman learne-
r who, at her last oh:Tenets of-
fered to organize that Chelsea
(England) restaurant on cheap
lines -and run.it as a club. It was
thesuperfluitee that were eut off.
The laundry bill -why should not
you eat from a bare -table that eats
be easily cleaned? The creckery
business was run ors earefur lines.
There it „too much crockery for the
simple life.
"We eat off bare tables," writes
the founder Of the Dragon Club,
"and the food is dished in French
• fireproof bowls with lids to them,
serving the double purpose' when
necessary, of saucepan andplate.
Our spoons are of horn and bones
•to save labor- in polishing silver,
and Our -mugs are Dr:stilton, to save
labor, and we wait on ourselves,
also to save labor. The meal is sub-
stantial, and the, hungry person
can get it by joiningthe club and
putting up his sixpences fer
tickets."
• BABY'S BATTLES.
•' Baby's battles for health are
many. The precious littlelife is in
constant danger.: from the many ills
that afflict little ones such a consti-
Potion, indigestion, colic, diar-
'
rhoea etc., and unless the mother
guards her little ones against these
'troubles ierious results May follow.
Baby's' Own Tablets is the best
medieine to fight baby's battles.
They are a 'mild laxative that will
regulate the stomach arid bowels
and will thus ward off sickness arid
will keep baby hapPy, healthy and
strong. , The .Tablets are thld by
medicine dealers or by mail at 25
cents a box from The,Dr. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brookville, Ont. •
Oh, Well1' •
Guest, --.Look here, .weiter 1 The
portion of chicken you served to me
was not. one-third the size of the
portion you just gave to ,that fat
man over there. • I'm going to maker,
a complaint. Where's the raa,ba:
Waiter (indicating fat party; in
the oregyound)--That'a hint, six,.
ARMS AND FACE VERY
MUCH DISFIGURED
Skin" CrScked. and Bled, Causing
Much Pain, Was Getting Dis-
couraged, Cuticura1 Soap and
Ointmeht Soothed Right Away.
Used Them Four Weeks. Has
" -Not Been Bothered Since.
8 Hunter St...Davisville, Toronto pint",
"No.*" My usuo giri :was troubled with,
cracked arms and face from 'NM time ,she
- was born. They were certainly very much
aisegured. Tao skin' WaS, sensitive and
cracked and bled, causing much pain by•
smarting. When healing a little 'it took
;the form of itching. 1.`he trouble made her
' very cross. When she cried 11,0 tears would
make it smart and cause More pain.' I tried
• ,cold cream...7,-77, and and
• st got better only t� break out again'wlion
exposed to•the alr. She suffered forever
three years and I was getting discouraged
when.I read of Cutieura Soap and,Olntment
and -sent for samples. `Dutletna Ointment
seemed to eoothe it right away, where.other
ointments made it burn, SO 5 bonght•Some
more. I usod•thern. an our weeks and she
bas not boon bothered since. Der face and •
arms havencver had a mark since, lit fact
her complexion is wonderfully clear.",
(Signed) Mrs. Underhill, Dec, 11,1911.
Calcine Soap le best for skinand hair
because of its, extreme puri634. delicate yet
effeetive emollient properties, and refreshing
fragrance.
It cents but little more than
ordinary,soaps, wears t� a wafer and gtVes .
• comfort and aatiehmtion every Moment of ,
Itt use, for teilet,.bath and iturdery. • Cuti-
cura Soaly•Ittal Cuticura,Ohnitiont are'sold
• • everywhere, Liberal aantnie of each mailed
free, with ,320. Skin Hook. Address post
card Potter Drug & Chem. "(join., Dept.
401); Lostue„TJ. 5. A. •
THE LIFE'IS FULL OF THRILLS
SOME ADVENTURES IN SO IJT11-
ERN NIGERIA..
Fail -tire of a Signal Prevented the
Natives Prom Murdering Com-
missioner.
That enterprising representative
of King George, P. Amattry Talbot,
district commissioner of Southern
Nigeria, has been making more
queer discoveries and, making more
adventuree. .Ineidentally, he re:
cently escaped being butchered by.
natives, who were :laboring under a
misapprehension regaiding his in-
teations towards theineelvee, only
by the Bluth of his teeth,but he
must be getting used, to that by
nOw., For, besides ,being the only
au -vivo r of the' ill-fated expedition
that was captained by the late
Lieut. Boyd -Alexander. ., Talbot,
,ince he has been in Africa,- has
had one close shave after another,.
sometimes in fights with the blacks,
sometimes in enthunters 'With' wild
beasts., 'and onee or twice .at ..the
hands of the accomplished native
poisoners of his 'district; where it is
impolite to go out to dinner without
taking an antidote, or'tveo in one's
pocket. ,
Talbot, of course, is the discov-
erer of tlas eerie "Lake of • the
Dead': in Southern Nigeria where-
of the guardian as a .giant python;
likewise of the Ekoi tribe," the meat
of which are little • better than
slaves to the women; a.nd his admen,-
tures.among the latter and 'among
men with "buffalo emils" are set
forth iii great, detail in his' recent
book "In the Shadow, of the Bnah."
• TheeLake ofeLife.
• 'Soon- alter Talbot' and his eclnallY
intrepid wife got back to Africa
again, alter their holiday in -Eng-.
land, the commissionore. started
out on anew expedition, Which re -
stilted in the diseovery of a sacred
"Lake of Life," the existence Of
whiah had been kept as a jealous
secret from the lsnowledge of Europeens. Seraething °bent this lastest
discovery at the commissioner was
published in the London news:
paper,. but Talbot gives fuller -de-
tailsin the 00,RDSO of a letthr, dated
Eket, near Calabar.
-
"On the safeguarding of this
Lake of Life, according to local be-
liefs," heewrites,'"the welfare of
over a quarter of a million Ibibios
depends." Then he goes on to tell
,how close a shave .he and his com-
panions had from death.
It theme that oor.ruption is prac-
tised' pretty extensively by the un-
to -date native offieials of Talbot's
district. Soon after, his return, in
feet,' the commissioner discovered
that the dusky clerks of the region
had been indulgingin it wholesale,
a,nd, hapromptly imprisoned. four Of
them. "The rest," he writee,.
"fearing -revelations, started a ru-
mor arnong the villagers that the
-expedition just starting out was to
burn and slaa and that their sole
chance was to anticiaarte even,ts by
murdering the white men."
A Narrow 'Escape. .
. ,
It was only owing to the acciden-
tal failure of 'a signal, that the com-
missioner escaped. Afterward,
however, Talbot received a charm-
ing apology from the chiefs,. ex-
preesing their satisfaction that they
had not been led into the Orior of
killing him before they found that
the reporteas to his intentioris Were
untrue. • •
"The trouble witile lifesout here,"
remarks Talbot,"sernthntiougly, "is
that it eon:tains a superabundance
of thrills. . ,•
• "To give .you an idea of everyday
ocourrence,s. . Last week a boy of
eight Wat--breught up to me for
stabbing a ,plassmate through the
heatt because the letter tried to
take away a bit of string! Next
day a woman, „With her ferehead
eut through to -the bone front the
hair line to the top of -the nose,
eitme toseoMplain, flathalasea brother
diadadoiteirtibecause theYethuld not
agree as to the ownerahip. of a few
fectof yarn paitlefi'l" .-.2Anether day a
whiteMaristeld. "ea that -in bicyeling
along .n trackwhich leads through
on of the ilCredlerocodile isivampe,
he -1 en over the rotting body of .a
:woman, the sisal" 'cleft through and
,laid out at if in sithrifice with doz-
ens of broken jars set around her.
- "To -day We hate just learned
that another' man' and 'Noreen are
guilty of destroying the • twins
which were born to them. I just
mention these cases tosshow'you the,
sort of' 'incident' that is always'.
happening out here."
•
LIFE OF ROMAN
e. — , •
Excavations pisclomo Dwell i n gs,
Coins •and Bones of Animals.
A Roman farm', has been an -
earthed at Rockbourne DowneDor-
set, England. The mica/vat:lime,
Which were made by permission of
,Lerd Shafteeintry, disclose the re-
mains of it ,small Roman farm or
"villa" inside a low esti-them en-.
slo•sure. The farm was 96 acres" in
extent, sand the huildings. were en- .
closed; witic a. ditcla eiWinclia sur-
rounded a quadrangle.150 feet by 80
feet., The buildings 'found. include
the dwelling house, bakehouse, and
a granary with hypocaust' (a system
of hot ,air fines under the floor).
The remain,s of •.a good deal of
thrn were also feundy steiwell as
quantities of bonne of hersee and,
cattle: A large number of frog -
merits of New Forest, Sivrniun, and
other ware, including a perfect jug,
pate, and .Ptoback marble vessels,
were dieesovered" as well az knife
blades" spindle whorls, -and enina
from Gallienus tO Constantine, dur-
ing :the - exea,vietions. • Inside the
ditch' is a burial m,ourd belonging
to the bronze age, 'and, here was
found .sun arrow head anad it ciner-
ary urn in irts cyst. .
From lialifax
to Vancouver
WOMEN ARE PRAISING'p ODD'S
KIDNEY PILLS. -
, —
Nova Scotia Mother Tells 11ow They
Cured Her Aches and Pains, and
Made Iler a Well Woman Again.
Enna Senna Bridge, Halifax
Co., N. S., May 12 (Special). -From
'Vancouver to Halifax come daily
reporth of the splendid work Dodd's
Kidney Pills are doing for the suf-
fering women of Canada, and this
little place Can 'Show a Splendid
cure Of its own, Mrs, Orastus
Pace, the mother of a, large family,
was a sufferer from those acheand
pains only women know. To -day
she is a strong,' healthy woman.
Dodd's Kidney Pills did it.
'I had a pain in my left side and
down through my hips,' Mrs.
Pace states. "I had headace all the
time: My heart .was weak, and at
times a pain areltlad it added th my
fears. Some clays,I was hardly able
to walk. • •e
"I read of a number of cures of
cases. like mine by Dodd's Kidney
Pills, and sent for three boxes. To-.
slay I am a well woman, and can do
as much work ELS ever I mild"
Dodd's Kidney pills cured Mrs.
Pace because her troubles came
from clisease•cllsidneye. Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills always cure diseased kid-
neye, a,n(1 as ninety per cent. of wo-
men -re .:troubles eomes from kidney
trouble, Dcald'e 'Kidney PilTh have
come to be known as soffering 'wo-
man's best_ fr.ip.n,d.
•
• WHITE CANNIBALISM.' '
Terrible Story of Escaped Convicts
From Devil's Island.
- A story of cannibalism, in which
wre-cked senora .weee indicted for
killing and eating a ship's boy, Mae
related in the Ilreach Press recent.
Four convicts, named Mouillard,
Bachere-an, Fossey,, and Maehevel,
arranged to escape from Devil'e Is-
land, the penal oalciny in French
Guinea,. They loft =one night, and
'Baeherea,u proanis.ed to lead them
50. a place where, theywould be
able' to 'dig fOr •gold and make
enough to love, on till they could es-
cape' from the:Colony altogether.
On January 6 they left with a
sword apiece, acme leaves of bread
and"sotme prese,ryed vegetables in
tins, Yossesatected as guide, saying
that be knewthe.way to the 'liver
Mama, where gold was plentiful.
'After it aix days' march Foss,ey
iid-
mittcd that he had lost his way.
The foul! men wandered about, aim-
lessly for eight -days more, lavrng on
roots. Starvation overtook thean.
Maehevel broke down 'and his
three companions killed and ate
him. By means of stealing a boat
She survivors got to. Manias. where'
Shay were able to steal a- larger
boat. They were wrecked at the
mcluth of the Marconi and taken
back to Prison at St. Llurent.
The three men have'confeesed 50
eating their campa,nion, and are to
be tried for his murder.
,
s CLEARED AWAY.
Proper Food Put the 'Troubles
. Away. -
Our own troubles always seem
more severe than any others, .But
When a man,is'unable to eat even a
light 'breakfast,' for years, without
severe distress, he has trouble
enough.- - • -
It is -small wonder he likes io
of food . which cleared away the
trotiblets. ' •
"1 AM glad of the opportunity th
tell :of. the good Grape -Nuts has
done "for rne," vsrites an Eastern
man. 'Tor many years I wan un-
able to eat even a light breakfast
• 'without great suffering, -
"After eating I would suddenly
• be s,eizedivi5h asi atteck of colic
and vomiting', This would be fol-
lowed by. headaelniatnel misery that
would 'thmetiinee ,last a week or
mote' leaving me- se weak I could
hardly sit up or walk. '
"Since I.began to' eat Grape -Nuts
I have been -free from the old trou-
bles. I usually eat Grape -Nuts one
or more timeri a day, •takingit at
the beginning of the meal. Now I
Can eat almost 'anything I -want
without trouble, ' •
• "When I began to use Grape -Nuts.
I' was way under mw usual weight,
now 1 -weigh 30 pounds., more than
,I ever weighed in rny-life, and I am
glad to speak of the food that has.
worked the change." Name given
by Canadian Postum Co., Windsor,
Ont. Read the little booklet; "The
Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
"There's a Reason." ( •
Ever read the above letter? A new one
appears from time to time. They are
genuine, true, and tall of human Interest• .
Very Absent-minded.
,
Pat and an Englishman were
boasting of the various times that
they had been attacked by absent -
madness. "Oh," says the English-
man, "I -remember once when go-
ing, th business I thought "I had
left my watcli at. -home, and actu-
ally took it out of „my pocket to
see if 1 had time to go book home
for it."
"Well, ,that's nothing," rejoined
Pat. "Otte night I woke up feel-
ing uncomfortable, and it wasn't
until thin I found out I had put
me trousers to bed and had hung
ineself over the beck of a chair."
' --
VVeakening.
"Yes," sell the •elel man; '`I find
r,ny strength is failing somewhat. I
used to walls around the block every
morning, but lately I feel so fired
when 1 get hall''way round I have
to, turn and thine back.
AN ENCHANTING PARADISE That Terrible Fatigue
Can Be Overcomc
THI; BAGDAD RAILWAY WILL
RUN -P11110U.G11 1T.
Making- LaboreVS. of 'Bedouin Fans-
Ruilt By '
„ ,
Turkish Musette.. '
.The 'Bagdad Railway has been
built as far as Decherablus, en the
Upper Euphrates and trains are
,now running to that point. •
Decherablas is on, the site ef Car-
chernish, the ancient 'ea/pita:I of the
Hittite- kings,wlio' came front Asia
Minor 2000 B.C. Fierce battles en-
sued. between them --ghathe 13aby-
1o,nians for the possession of thie-.
• esschantingparadise, where nature
waesso prodigal of her ,gifte thatits
cariied it Repine:den of 160 to the
square Mile. With the inroad ef
the nomad tribes ,eulture and bigger.-
itha fell into abeyance, and the
paradise became ,a waste place
scarcely Supporting sixteen persons
to the square mb."
The Bagdad railway is th,e first
step in the reeresa,tion of this once
lovely region, At presentstrug-
gles between neighboring tribes and'
attacks upen7,caravane are not in-
-frequent owing to. the total lack of
police- organization, and in such a;
lawless country it was .notatey 'mat -
tee to secure workers for the rail: -
'way. . .
However, the offer of good wages
-26 cents a day for the men, 18
cents fot; the wealth, and 6 cents
for the children -has had its effect;
and the strong, •
• Finely Developed Bedouins,
who previously. had ',Only' had a 'rifle
anal in many eases Only a spear in.
theithancle ,were aeosa at work with
pickeiesswisile the women carried
theballas,t in small baskets., and
the children threw stones one- by
one onto 'the- track. ' .
itis astonishing What Tepid pro-
grees they make in spite of the ele-
mentary instruments uee,d. In ad-
dition te th,e,se local workera atone -
masons wfrdisired front the south-
west who, with characteristic Milt-
ish phlegm,bin in a solid, .threfid
manner,built. railroad ' stations
with -wonderful faca,des, reproduc-
ing that beloved featuth of their
mosques, She smooth wall surface,
without any plane and for the hum-
blest of wages.
"When the first parts of the track
were laid down, and the trains of
ballast wagons began to run, al -
meat .very morning headless and
footlese corpses were found on the
line in the morning, after the trains
had been passing to and fro, in the
darkness," says the Cologne Ga-
zette. "AS 'suicide is far from the
thoughts .of ' these children' .of 'na-
ture, it can only be eurmised that
they ohose the line for their couch
as being the handiest place, for their
work. , „
. "They &leo took a. childish plea-
sure in rolling ;dooms of some size
on the metals or Itheening. the fush
plates. They would wait to see how
the engine got over these bunkers,
• Or Was Wersted by Them.
"From Dseherablite an iron
bridge, 650 yards, will take the linn.
across the Euphrates kith MescipO,
twine. An inspection of the exca-
vatioes now being made en,this site
the- old 'Hittite oa,pital conveys
san ietereeting idea of the culture
and .civilization 'of, that once great
monarehy.' One of the most later-
esting finelds. is ..a bas-relief of' a
camel with; its, rider, the first re-
presentuutime-hitherto„ discovered of
this indispeneuble' ..dnirnal. The
Egyptians, carved on their
walls figures Of every possibleare-
.Presen,tative of the annual crea-
tion, omitted..the camel.
"The exoavatees .are not -content
simply with digging 'en the site.
They make excursions into the sur-
rounding Villages ih search of trees
sares appropriated by the Bedouins
to coo:mon-nth. Ln one villagethey,
found a large, granite water jar
oovered with beautiful Hittite in-'
acriptions. The only way te secure
it waa to present the owner with a
similar jar,, but, 'without inserip-,
tions, a,n,d this was handed over
with. solemn'eeremenial in the pre-
sence- of. all the ,elders ef the
A Friend of the Policeman.
, Continually on their feet, the "Peelers"
are invariably troubled with corns and
bunions -but not' for long, because they
know of a quick euro, Putnam's Corn Ex:
tractor; it cures painlessly in 24 Murat
try "Putnam'a," 25o, at alr.dealers.
In accord with the ,eternal fitness
'of things, ea, man who stole a,,,watch
wound up in jail.
Minard,s Liniment curos Diphtheria.
Drawing a Distinction.
-"What I You've been acquainted
with Blobbs for twenty-five years "
;
"Why, you told me once you
,didn't know him!" '
"I don't.''
ED. 7..
A Simple HOMO Remedy Now Cures
Leek of Energy, Loos of Anibi.•
Hon, end a Feeling of
!Mil:Hats:Caro." .
'successful' In Nearly Every Can.
That reiSerable. aaervousn'eso 'and • half-
•eick tired -all -the -time condition la' due'
eine cases In ten to a, eloggod-up system,
You grow irritable and despondent, you
laek anchitidn„, energy seems :all gone;
Stirost rottd• to health 'is by the frequent
use of Dr, Hamilton's Pills; they will
:malce you feel like new all over a
Writing from hiS 'Mune In Barcelona,
Mr. 'Frederick 0.• Mayer states: 'T think'
'no one ever` suffered as 'veverbly as I did
for 'nearly six months. 'Se many seridim
•eymptemis were developing as a cense."
quence- of this, evil condition of my :sys-
tem that I realized I must find a remedy.
The strong' pills of various kinds I tried
seemed after -their first effects were over
to ,malre ate far worse and I did 'not
know which W,t7,y-to Dint for relief. I'SaW
Dr. Hamilton's •Pills advertised, and the
first box used satisfied me. I found a.
true remedy. Instead: 'of 'griping with
undue activity, Dr. Hamilton's Pills acted
as. naturally ae 1± physic) had not been
taken. I neVer had tnincrease the dose
end, inasaa,- within a month 8, reduced
it, when the eystern, ,finally noted ,of its
own accord as 'a, result. of Dr, Hamilton'e
Pill's, I tank, , 'dese twice, a week only,
Met to make sure the Old condition would
pot collie back." , •
Noiother rented' auto coastipation and
biliousness eo easily er' es.fely as Dr..
IfamilteMe Pills; they are an, ideal farm
ily remedy- for all diseases -Of th'e ato-'
Ever and bowels.Sold in 25e
boxes, itve for fib, all druggists , and
storekeepers or •. The Catiterhozone Co.,
Buffahi; N. Y. and Kingeton; Canada.
LONDON'S SMALLEST HOUSE
,
"Dwelling" Near Hyde Park Is 9.
Feet Wide and 20 Long.
The emallest house in London has
just besot put up_ at auction. It is
No. 10 Hyde Park -Plane, in a row of
houses on the Bayswater side over-
looking the park. It has. a street
door guarded by an iron gate; but
there is only one room to the house.
The smallest house is really a tiny
retaeak built over a long passage
about six feet wide between Nes. 9
and 11. The passage is a cul de sac,
but half way along it there i an
iron ladder which ean be clianbed
only with difficulty:, This ladder
leads to the single room -which is
London's smalleet house. It is wide
as the passage and .about 'twenty
feet long. It has none of the fix-
ture.s ef a modern hou,th, but is
lighted by a, window winch gives a
most charming view of Hyde Park.
It is said that it was built in the
'70s by an old lady named Jupp for
her maid to live in, and 15 was then
endowed- with it separate existence
as a, house and a number placed on
the street door.
Had His Number.
A lawyer and connoisseur was
describing some of' his experiences
in seare.h of curios. Ionce enter-
ed a shop," he said, "arid the sales-
man pointed out to me a dilapi-
dated chair. ',Mat there ohair,
sir,' he said, impreasively; 'belong-
ed th Louie Crosseye, King of
France.' 'Louis Orosseye 7" said I.
'Why, there's no such persona' 'Oh,
yes, there is, sir,' said the salest
man, and he showed me a ticket
marked 'Louis XL' " •
UORLD HIS
•ECZEMA
• ,
Mr. Aimee McComb, of.. Thornton,
Ont., writes: "For eight months I suf.'
fered from eczema and could got noth.
Ing to give meNrelief. I, heard of Bev-
e'ral casea where good results had fol-
lowed the use of Zarn-Buk and decided
to give this remedy a trial. Within
• three days I felt much better, and
within two weeks the sores were en-
tirely cured." -
' For all akin diseases, eruptilms,
boils, scalp sores, etc., Zaps -link is
• without equal. Itas Just"as good for
cuts, burns, bruise, blood -poison, piles,
varicose ulcers, bad leg, infiemed sores,
etc, A.I1 druggists a.nd stores at 50e.'
box, or post free from Zam-Buk
Torentosupon receipt of price., liefuse
liarmiaa substitutes and imitations.
Rave you tried Zam-Buk Soap? 26a.
tablet.
• .14
, A Hint.
Mrs. Youngwedd (chopping) -•
"Look at the, new stove with thc.
glaSsin the oven. Wonder what it's
made of glass for!" '
• YoungweddIt's to make the
bread lighter, I suppose."
stinanrs Linkman Cures Distemper.
Mans; animals in desert 'regions
never have amsy. water except the
dew on vegetation. ,
Only One QUININE'.
That le LAXATIVE BROM() QumniE,
Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE.
Cures a Cold la Clue Day. Lama' time la
Iwo Dais sso.
500
Idleness , travels leisurely, and
poverty soon overtakes her,
Plinard'e .nUres. Carpet. in °Owe,.
•
GOOd Enough For Hilt.
• An Irishman was once asked by
,friend to go to a concert with
hins Pat consented. 'They had not
proceeded far on the way before
Pitt asked hew much the f3eats were.
His friend Bahl the front seats were
one'shilling each and the back seats
were sixpence each and the pro
grammes one penny each.
, "All night,'' maid Fat "I'll sit
on the programmes."
His 'System. ,
Madden -,-"How 'much dthri Bai-
ley pey for his clothes 7"
Wilkins --"About one instalment,
20--1.3. 1 think.", .•
130001T YO0J11 TOWN BY OROANIZINQ A
• BRASS BAND
Information on .this subject with printed' listructions for ,atua-
tear bands and a printed forv Of ConititUt on and By -Laws for
bAndS, together *fib' our big cataingUe,w1 I be nlaiktr FREE on
• request. Add:testi Dept. D." ,
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S'"Ns TORONTO
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200. 0 ILCOLD CIVE11 AWAY FREE
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suAnn IN ThE DISTRIBUTION 01, THE ABOVE PRIZE. Ills no cosy:oak. it Ify patios. und Ps!.
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Bakes' Bread
to PerfectiOit
Nei # Per eettatti.
Avecire-szaui. waxers,- •
011 cook -stove ,
Cleaner than coal or wood.' Cheaper
than gas.
For best results use ROYALITE 011i.
Stock carried at all chief points.
THE IMPERIALOIL COMPANY
Winnopeg Toronto Halifax
Montreal Vancouver St. John
• Western Official -"Do you take
this woman whose hand you're
equeezin' to be yottr lawful wife, in
flush times an' skimp?" "I reckon
that's about the size of it, squire."
"Do you take this man you've lined
fists with to be your pard through
thick 'an' thin?" "Well, you re
about right for once, old man."
"All right, then, Kiss in court an'
I reckon you're married abbut as
tight as the law can jine you. I
guess four bits'll do, Bill, if I don't
have to kiss the bride. If I de it's
six bits extra."... , •
•
I „cured a horse of the Martge with
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
CHRISTOPHER SAITNDERS.
Dalhousie.
I cured a horse. badly torn by a pita
fork, with ItINARD'S LLIIMENT.
St. Peter's, C. B. El/W. LINLIEF.
I eared a horse of a bad swelling by
IIINARD'S LEITAIENT. ,
THOS. W. PAYNE.
Bathurst, N. B.
, "My boy doesn't seem th have got
along here very well," said the of-
fice boy's father. "Well, to be per-
fectly frank with yout" replied the
employer, "I must say he does
not." "Ah! WHat's the trouble ?"
.."He 'hasn't- any treubie; it's the-
reat of ue who have had -that!"
,
When Tour Eyes Need Care
Try Idurine Eye Ream Y. No Smarting -Feels
Fine -,tats Quickly. Try it SM. Red, Weak,
Watery Eyes end Granulated Eyelids. Mom
Grated 'Book lir each Package. Marino is
compounded' by our Oculists -not a "Patent Mom
101W -but used in succusetui Physiciens"Prac.
Pao Tor many years, Now dedicated to the Pub-
lic and sold by Druggists 01 220 and seamermatie.
Merino 'Eye salvo in Aseptic Tubes, 250 and 50e.
allurine Eye Renrjedy Co., Chicago
"Jack propoeed to me while turn-
ing the music for me at the piano."
"Ah, I see! You played right into
hie hands."
PILES CURED IN G'TO 54 DAYS.
Your druggist will refund money if 0530
OINTMENT :fails -to titre 0113 81008 of Itch.
ing, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Pad te
1.0 14 days. We. •
What many need is not wealth,
but a kind thought, or deed.
Slinard's Liniment cures Colds, Eto.
Anybody .00t1141 .see that Tomnly
had been, carefully brotight up. One
day he sat upon his father's knee in
at :crowded car. . A lady entered.
"Madame," said Tolmarn as he gat
off his father' e knee svill you, ac-
cept my, seat?
FARMS FOR SALE.
H. W. DAWSON, Ninety whom° street,
Toronto.
RUH, STOCK, GRAIN. AND 'DAIRY
.1' Farms in all sections ot Ontario.
Some 'inane
FAMORY SITF,S; WITIt on wretionT
WRY trackage,. in Toronto,
Brampton and other towns and ditto.
ESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES IN
Brtimpton, and a dozen other towns.
H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto
00 Arica:is-7 MII,EB FROM LONDoN
05 market; soil sand and clay, loami
brick house; number of outbuildinge; an
['reorient fruit and vegetable farm. 'rho
Western Neal Estate Exchange, London,
' MALE HELP WANTED.
A T ONCE -MEN WANTED: LEARN
111, Barber Trade; great derailed; good
Wages; twenty to thirty advertised for
daily in Toronto papers alone. Can Marsh
Yon In nix to eight weeks. Sand for Catm
hurtle. 'Molar College, 221 Queen ,Ilest, To'
tante.
STAMPS Ann cOiNS,
0 TA MP CObLIGCTOU,S-RUNDRED DEF. .
t. ferent Foreign Stamps. Catalogue.
Album, only Seven Cents. Marks Stamp
remnant': -Toronto •
. MISCELLANEOUS
ANCHR, TUMORS, LIMPS, ETC),
Interhar alai! external. cured with.
<Tut rain by our home treatment, Write
us before toe late. Dr. Reitman Medleal
Co., Limited. Pollinewnort, Ont.
GeLL ETONES, KIDN af AND
der Stones, Kidney trouble. ()ravel.
Lumbago end kindred ailments positivelY
cared with the new Dorman Remedi.
"Banal," price 51.50. Another new remedy
for Illabefes•Mellitue, and gore cure, le
'Sanol's Anti -Diabetes," Price 8200 front
druggists or direst. The flatiol Manufmte
tering Company el Canada. Limitea.
aaa•xell
The Heart of cc Plano lathe
Action. • inSist or the
ItIGIEL"
Piano Action
• ,
a LEPS. New and Second-
IJI
hand • for heating
eisat Power purposes. TANKS ANII
SMOKE STACKS. Agents for SDIrte.
vont V entiiatin g v0h1 Mooting Systems.
POLSON "34,1.4„g2t"s TORONTO
Engines and Shipbuilders
from the X Ranch corral -a -wall eyed
Pinto Broach° with a Rafael' nose
andlightning heels.We have issued
Mtmorotis desoimuvo circular of
This remarkable bronco with thus-
• trationS of his antics, • Sent free on
. -
application to any reader of this paper.
,This is the most famous cirCular ever
,
'Printed in the English language..
More, than half a million copies have
already 'been distributed to advertias .
Our farnbUs Pinto Shell gloves' reacts
from tough EroncO hides. Foy is D.60 j
• copy send postal to
, HUDSON BAY KNITTING_ Gif141
Canada's Expert Glove and Milt Makers,
MONTREAS.
isszeumansaminswx=smoommozonastteria
syo u have any trend)] e in
keeping a cook ?" asked a aeighbor.
es" "No,'Y replied 3/1"rs,. Crosslots, "not
5 r31;106 w9've bought a new phono-
• entrees frese 11 you write Ito -anal erns 'k.takilli'itali)ell'tb:e:nn'cleicoeanollraniliaevn(11118.behe°13tleke:1-ttitactli'ierienlhne:'0;
& caonooel co. ot Lurltred $1
Tigard*.ilien
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