HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1913-04-24, Page 6FLJN OF G1iCLJ KING.
Sought to ,Costeeal Ills Movement
Prom Detectives.
_ _ _
ing- George or Ureece was,
particularly averse to being ueder
tho sUrveillanee of deteetives. ,He
often derived amuderment, when Ida-
-yelling abroad, in coneeading his
•Inevem,ents from the men who were
asSignecl to watch and, protect him
:frean each attacks as resulted in his
death at 'the handsOf' an assassin at
Sailoniki.
French detectives tell many stor-
ies of the ,king's devices to elude
them. It was his majesty's custom
to go every year to- Aix-les,-Bain's
for the, waters, and the French
government always efiarged itself
with the,a'esponsibility for his safe-
ty. The 'king from time to time
would Seek. out 'the men ;charged
with his proteteionand expostulate
on the futility of following him. The
answer always ' was, an apol6gy,
OaueFert with, the explanation that
the orders of superiors "liad to be
obeyed: . • .
One day at Aix-les-Bains, King
• Georgewas walking along the road
.Mount P,everd.when he 'netieed
two men of the Paris politleal police
shadowing hien, 'Here was 8,h op-
portunity tpLay. .the ''sletiths a
triek. -The - king entered a little
, roadside wine sho,p,,plaeed his hat,
stick and gloves on the 411 of an
open window; eat down at- a table
just out pf sight ef 'the winde'w, and
'ordered' a. glass of beer. In a few
moments he slipped quietly out a
back doore pulled`Out `orhiS pocket
'a ,cap Ale' take the place of the hat
he -had left -behind,' c]imbcd a fenee,
and gbt-away unnoticed.
The watchers- soon discovered
their mistake and began at owe a
search for ehe'trail., They found
the king three hours. later -Wiring
• someeweedeehopPers on the high
eest 0.f4iyir!g.
The tregtc death of King George
has brought out another remieis-
cence of this "deimecratie 'monarch
entered' in a photograph, which
shows the king climbing- overthe
seats of a railroad .passenger ear in
an endeavor bo catch a canary bird
thrttering against the rook.
On.the express from Paris to
Frenkfort an old lady BS—travel—
ling in company with her pet can-
ary; the deer of the cage slipped
opep, wad the bird escaped. The
king, travelling ineegnito, was in
the fleet compartment. Hearing
She clamors of the old lady, he came
in and, after a long ehttse,-succeed-
'ed in capturing the fugitive bird
and restoring it to its delighted
owner. Meantime some one took a
snapshot (delis majesty,
Furs Iu Czar's Wardrobe:
On furs alone the Czar spendsat
least $5,000 a year, and sometimes
more. Every winter His Imperial
1VIttjesty purehttses two fur -wets
that coat him 250 guineas eaele ead
every three years or an he pur-
chases- a couple of coats Haat °est
him double that figure. In eddition•
to Ooze Octets the Czar bilge a num.-
�r of fur caps and gloves. The
ales of the furs in the. Oars
ardrobe is g'enerally estimated as
eing frem $10,000 to p5,000.
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' How Food Warms Plants.
It appears that plants, like ani-
mals, are warmed., by food, aend
German botanist his fournd that
V011 tPgifiical plants are made, more
resistant- to cold • by introducing
nutrients inbe the p111-nt ceL1. Vari-
ous eubstances have different de-
grees of effect. The augers give
greatest resistance to cold,' with
glycerine next in protective action,
and after them eatea the alcohols
and acetone.
• 11'
04:)'
"The Painili). Friend for 40 ye,." A never
failing rellerfor Croup pod Whooping Cough.
;One Way.
.i/So you claim to be a literiiy
man, eh?"
`‘Yes,- sir I wrote that book: A.
Dozen Ways to IVIalea "
"And yet you ;are begging l"
"Yes, sir; that's 0013 of ,the
ways.',?
. •
I oonsider liLLNARD'S LINIMENT the
BEST Liniment' in use. '
I got my foot badly jammed lately. I
bathed it well with MINARD'S LINIMENT,
and it was as well as ever next .day...
Tours livery.
'113 G. iltaXeCTLLEN.
"Before marriage .1 used to sit up
rail midnight wishing he would go
orrie." - "Yes?" "Yes, and since
e are married I „sit up until mid-
ight wishing that he would come
onae."
PILES CURED IN 13 TO 14 DAYS.
Your druggict will refund money IY PAZO
OINTMENT tails to cure any,case of Itch.
Ing, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
to 14 days. 613e.
Puzzles of Science.
Everyone k-nows that the diamond
e only ehareoal eryStallized; but
there are a great many other things
in. Nature that, though possessing
widely different properties are eone-
posed of ,exactly equal quantities of
the same elements: 'Phe white of
an egg and rattlesnake poison, are
formed of identically the samo
imOunts of the saints elements. -The
oil of roses and common coal gas
ire each formed alike both being
aempesed el four atoms of hydro -gen
Ind four atoms of carbon, Sugar
Ind gum arable are likewise broth -
re of the same weight and texture.
Mike—Why do Shim false ayes be
naele of glasa, now? Pate -Shure,
trl'ehOw else could they see throo
em, ye thick-head.7 '
.S1?ILL .eV1' 1()2,
NVere Tried
1.0j- 'Vegas '•
Without, li.ledichM,
In the, pleasaut velleY of, Cater'
eome twenty miles outside
London England there lives a cen-
tenarian who boa.sis that lie is the
oldest/bachelor in Englund and has
lived 101 years without taking inedi-
eine. Ile is Rebeit Crichton, ,who
Was born' in Perthshire, Soetland,
on April_ 3, 1812. He is a descend-,
ant of the. Crielitons of Cluny, the
branch:of the family to ehich be-
longed "the Admirable 'Criehton."
Starting. life ae a solieiter, at -the
age of 27 he went to Australia with
his brother 'James and the two en..
tared intO ;partnership with an army
surgeon and acquired a cattle faran,
• 400 square miles in area'. Here
their sisteiejoined the TWO ' b r oilers
and the three resolved never to
marry, a compact that was faith-
fully kept.
, After twenty years the brothers
and 'the, sister returned` tO Erigland
with a fortune a,nel built a house in
Horsham, Sussex., Where they lived
until they moved tee Caterham,
twenty-two years ago. After ex-
amining the IVIardene estate, which
they contemplated buying, Criclitee
&eked- teebe shown the churchyard,
saying that it ,wee there they would
beet. find out if it were a healthy
place tei'live in.. The ages on the
..tonilistones proved -satisfactory and
they ,bought the,esiitte.
The !brother and sister have died,
but Itebert, on the eve of his 102nd
ireetill strong. Ho is 15 nee-
steoltee and alraost • a reetotale ,r'
but likea pinch of enuff. -Upsio
the age of 97 he played billiards
with sexier .skill, hut failing ,night
made him give up the game'.
Are You Droopy,
Tired, Worn ()11131
,
Here is Good Alvice to All Who
Feel as if Their Vigor and Life
Had All,Rozed
This Condition Can be Quickly Cured by
a Good Cleansing Medicine.
'
You experienee,,,ie probably somewhat
similar to that 'described by Mr. J. T.
Fleming hetes following letter from his
home in Lebanon: "I think 1 muet have
the most; eluggish sort of a liver. In the
morning my mouth was bitter, and that
foul, soft feeling that tells you 'No
breakfast needed here this morning.' •A
cup of coffee would port of brace me up,
but in two hOUTS X Wee dieregOd. be quit
work, all energy having oozed out of
me. Supper -was my only good meal, but
I guao 13 didn't digest. very well, for I
dreamt to beat the band. A friend of
mine put zee vitae to P. HaMilton'e
Pille. / think they must have taken hold
•of my liver, perintme. My stomach. th°.
because at the very Start they made
things go right. Loole at me" nor -not'
sleepy in the daytime, but hustling for
the mighfy • dollar and getting fun out
of life every minute. That's what ta.
Ilarallton's Pills have done for me -they
have rebuilt and rejuvenated -my entire
To keep free front headaches, to feel
young and bright, -.to enjoy your melds,
So glom) sound and ,look your best, no.
thing can help like Dr. Hamilton'e Pills.
250. por box, live for $1,00 at all druggists
andstorekeepers ok postpaid --from Tlso
Catalsrhozone Co., Ruffen), N. 1"., and
Kingston, Canada.
SPINSTERS WED- CONVICTS.
,Sialffese Ring Unbeliever -Itt "Un-
appropriated Blessing."
Kings of Siam apperontly do net
believe in the wisdom of allowing
single women to drift unattached
about the country. In certain die.'
tricts after a girl hae reached HD
age where her securing for herself a
husband is considered doubtful, she
becomes a "daughter of the king."
That is, the king takes upen him-
self the task of settling her suitably
in life. • • -
His process is quite simple and to
the poiut: Ile proceeds to the
Siarmese • penitentiary and loeks
over the earioua prisoners, There
is a law in Siaan that any prisoner
CAE obtain his release by marrying
one of this class of girls, and, nae
turaely.enough, any prisoner whom
the king pieles out is not likery to
be backward about consenting to
the eeremaony. Nor does it make
any difference if he is' married; for
the' men of that ;Country are not re-
strieted to one wife. • I
As far ae can be learned, there is
no allowanee made for the inclina-
tion of the girl in question. She
has failed in her MiSSIOE in life, as
far as herself is concerned, ,and she
must abide by the decision of the
king.
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,CURES
rIIt-JMCC°0"GII:
etLD
EmploYer (to his elerk)-L"Is it
true that when the -clock strikes six
you put aDWII your pen and go,
even if you aro in the middle of a
word 8'' •'Certainly not,
sir. When it gets so near to sixal
that I never begin the word at
all l"
Ell. 4.
Steed the.Test
D 0,D D 'S 1C1i)fY 1)11.1,13
ING A liEPUTATiON IN
'FILE wi;''iT
Saskatehewart Man Tells Row l'he
Cured Rim, After-, Four Month
Suffering front,.• Backache an
Otherl'orms of kitincy iliseas
,
St. Phillips, Sask., April 21
(Special)—In a , new country,
where chabgesof climate and •pure water water are among the difficul-
ties -to he surmounted kidney treu-
ble is' pre -Cale -et., It is the kidneys,
the organs that strain the iinpUre
ties, Out ,of the blood, that first feel
any undue strahren the bedy. Oen-
sequently, 'Dodd'a,, Kidney Pills
heyee be en well tried and tested in
this neighborhood.
• They have stood the test. Many
settlers teli of backache, rheuma-
tiset .-and urinary' troubles cured ,by
Dodd's- Kidney .Pills. , Mr. Otto
'DIaliewski is one of these, In
speaking of his. 00136 110 says ,
"I suffered from kidney disease
.for four months'. MY beak .aehed,
I had heart flutteringeeread wag al-
ways tired and nervous..Myskin
had a harsh, dry feeling; my limbs
were heavy ; 041(1'1 had 13 dragging
sensation across the loins.
"1- consulted a doet,or, but, as
did not appear to improve, I de
cided to tey.Doeld's,Kideey.Pills.
usied six boxes, and. now I Ain al
right." •- ,
Docld's.Kidriey Pills always,. stan
the..test. . Ask yorir neighbors:
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s, , tor a while and then Unlaced.
d "The -metal rivets will be epe-
e 'cielly used in dissection. '1 pro-
cured the ordinary shoe -eye rivet$'
says Dr, Green, "and found that
the 7:Jets ,very easily and conveni,
iently could be applied to the skin
edges, as to a boot or legging, and
that they will hold vvith eufficient
firmness to allow the incisien to he.
laced up with string. In case of
dissection, an entire body can be
equipped without appreciable la-
bor, and can be laeed and unlaced
frern head to foot in it few moments.
"I am' led to 'record my use of
this device in the hope 'that it May
prove of service and-e,onvebience to
others in similar work. RiVets,' in-'
stead of silk thread, will now be
used, except in epeciad cases." ,
Ult G 0 NS ,,LAC1. UP WOUNDS.
Doctor Says Rivets Will Ile Used
• San
beates of Future.
, Tire 'surgeon ef tlae /tibiae will
rivet wouricis it/stead, of sbwing
-hem up, 'bays 1)r. Robert M.
Green; a., profeasor of anatomy in
,
liervaed Mediettl Sehool, whe has
invented all automatic device for
the purpose.' RiCets are better
than thread, ho says, b,ceante, if
anything is, wrong you can be laeed
WAR TIME -TABLES.
German. Railways Are •Always In
ReadinesS.
At all times, even ..when there is
no talk of war in the; air, 3here is
locked up in every. Gorman station. -
'master's desk a set of war time-
tables—a eeparate time -table for
every e,ountry with whicha war is
possible, including -France, Britain
and Russia, while -even .Austria-
Hungary,is not exempt. Whenever
war is declared every stationmaster
picks out the particular time-talole
required, and at onde all the trains
run automatically on "war time,"
and for war purposes-. Eaeh'.-tinne-
table is'revised ones"a year, in or-
der to pt ±5with any alteration
that may have been made in the
plans Zcf 'campaign,. Each man liable
to serve in the reserve is in posses-
sion at all times of a warrant, for
travel, and when war breeke out
does not require to wait on instruc-
tions, but must report himself at
once to his particular territorial de-
pot, or at least by 10 o'clock in the
• morning following the declaration
of war. Otherwise he is liable to a
heavy penalty.
All carriages are reark-ed with the
number o$ eoldiers they cah carry,
tetteks with the size and weight of
cannon that can) be loaded on them,
and the number of horses that,cen
be taken on each vehicle.
Of course all the railways belong
to the State, and this simplifies
matters; 'but in ,time of war every-
thing gives way,' before the array.
1
d and the moo is fast deteriorating,
and seems likely to die out in course
of tide.
,Cannibals Dying Out.
The people of the Solomons (the
Cannibal Islands) are rapidly. de-
creasing in numbers. Dr. W. Thor-
oldQuaife, medical offieer in the
islands, declares that the decrease
in population is due to the fact that
tribal ',carfare has CALLaed and the
natives no longer kill one another.
This warfare ruled to keep the 00 -
Sivas "fit" and. energetic, , NOW
they have become lazy and inert,
If Breathing is Difficult,
If Nostrils,are Plugged,
You Have Catarrh
At Last a Remorly That Already Has Pa.
manuntly Cured Thousands. .
fPeehaps you haven't heard of the new
rornear--ite ao .pleasant to use -411/s the
nose, throat and lunge 'with a healing
balsamic vapor like the air of the pine
woods. Ito really a wonclerfni remedy -
utilizes that nap,rrokale antiseptio only
Sound in the Blue' Gum tree of Australia:
The name of this grand seem) is
catarrh -ozone, • and You can't And -its
equal an earth for coughs, colde, antarrli
or throat trouble. Yc eo it's" no longer
necessary to drug the etemaoh-that
spoils digestion-justsimply inhale the
balsamic, eseences of Catarrhozone, which
are so rich in healing flint they drive
out every trace of Catarrh in no time,
leek mien Catarrhozonal as the meet,
valuable med50al discoverY ' of recent
'yeays,",, writes 113, V. potter; of Prince
Albert. "As a long suffeibr from nasal
and throat catarrh I Was obliged to take
considerable modieine, end, although rt,
holped"Me, my digestion was always din-
tur‘ed and the catarrh didn't go, away.
With''Catarrhoione 05 raS different. ' Tt
cleaned in nose and throat of all phlegm
and dischargee, enabled me 50. breathe
freely', relieved a stuffy ,feeling in my
nose- and fron-tal headaelice. To -day I am
entirely free from catarrh; and I use pay
Catarrhozone Inhaler a 'little every day
in order to prevent the diseafie (rote re.
turning."
With Catarrhozone .experimenting ends.
A iiernatinent curative actiou begins. Last,
Ing reliof from Catarrh results., The largo
size Costs 51.00, last two months and is
guaranteed. Sinful size Sac.; .sample Ake
25.0. All storekeepers' and druggists, or
!rho Catarrhozone Co.; Buffalo, N. 1,7;s,nd
Kingston' Canada.. ,
g,
Nothing pleases some folks more
th/in to be the first to peddle a piece/
of 'uniiavory gossip. , '
.trunara's Liniment Cures Diphtheria.
'
On the Other FOot.
John, IOW much' moriey have we
in the bank 2"
"We 713 haiee, few hundred dol-
lars, Maria. Why'?"
"Nothing, only I just got a let-
ter to -day from the lawyer who
settled up my lather's estate. There
is mare property than anybody an-
ticipated ; a good deal More."
"That's. fine! How niuch de .rwe
get 'mit of_it, Maria?"
"We? I get a few thousand dol-
lars, John. Why?",
nard's Liatinent Cures Caveat 40 COWS,
ISSUE 17—'13. be
If Bad Water
Causes Diarrhoea
• Use Some ‘lierViline'
P.romPt Relief is Instantly Assured,
and Thousands 1(11.40 Nervi -
line on This Account.
A Traveler's Eiperlenee Related.
The exiaerienee of Mr. Nprman P. Hen-
dricks la not ari unusual one. Writing
from Prince Albert he says: "My blast-
nmie calls me from one plaeo to another,
.and I am frequently up against the bad
.water problem of the Canadian North-
West. In so many pla,ces the water die -
Agrees With tne, a,nd I used to be kept
very miserable on that abbbont. An old
settler told me one .day that nothing le
SO 111013151. to newcomers as Noz•viline, and
he explainedth :how valuable it
proved to hint under similar otrcum-
etances tWenty-five years air). Y•tt woul&
hardly believe how happy and comfor-
table- my trips are since 13 learried 'of
Nerviline. I look upon 'Nerviline' as my
trusty friend, and give it a plaSe of,hon.
or in my hand -bag. In feat, I. wouldn't
thitik of -being without it in a.' emintrY
like this. It cures any little etomaoh
teouble or digestive disturbances andre.
Heves' a cramp in ten seoonds. 310 owe
Neuralgia, Earache, Toothache, or. pain
.10 your muselee like Rheumatism, you
simply can't beat NervIline."-
To cure little'ille before they grcne big
and to relieve the aches and.maine of the
whole family got Nerviline to -day. Fam-
ily size, 50e.; trial size, 25c.; at all store-
keepers and druggists. or The Catarrh
-
ozone Co., Britain, N. Y. '
• GRUESOME _JUBILEE.
France's Offidial IleadSinart to Cele-
brate This Fall.
.d.linique jubilee will be cele-
brated in Paris this year. No such
jubilee has ever been celebrated -be-
fore, It, is that of M. Anatole Deib-
ler, the headsman of France. sHow
the cutting off of heads could be as-
sociated with the word jubilee or
rejoicing is difficult to see. -Never-
theless, M. Deibler, or Monsieur de
Paris, as he is popularly called, and
his friends Will essay -11g t k.
M. Deibler-began the cruel call-
ing bf cutting „ofeheads a quarter of
a century ago, when he was a young
man of twenty-five, Timis he has
had twenty-five yeers of aetiVe Ser-
VICO. Ere, is a native of the.ilourish-
ing town of;Rennes, the ancient
capital of Brittany, where he ;was
beim fifty years age. The exaet
date,of M. Deibler's 'birth was. No-
venibee 20513, 1863, 40 that the jubi-
lee festivities in his honor will- be-
gin on that date of this year.
The positioa is a, Stete appoint-
ment; carrying with it a salary, an
appropriationeo keep the guillotine
in order, and a pension. M. Deib-
ler is paid twelve hundred dollar4s a,
year. He receives in addition one
thousend six hundred dollars year-
ly for the up -keep of the guillotine.
Upon retiring he gets a pen,sion 'of
IWO.--bbirdS of his salary. His aldose
of whom there are several, receive
similar pensions in proportion to
their salariesendee'sh.cned the
headsman or any otehis assistants
leavb a widow or children, they are
all taken care of by the State.
4.
Compensation,.
Tommy—"Don't yoa hate house-
cleaning?"
,Freciciy---"Naw. When ina cleans
hOuse she ,doesn't clean nie."
,
-Funard's Liniment curbs Golds, Eta
"Are -your father and mother in,
Robbie ?" "No.". '.Then ear I
see yonr, sister 2" "Not in. , She
expected you, too." '
GIN PILLS DGIVE AWAY
Those Pains in the Kidnsyti.
Mr. thornas.,Stepliensou, of Luchute
Mille, P. Q., writes :
'I was troubled for many years with
Kidney Disease, and a friend told me to
take GIN 1I1,:4S, After taking a few
boxes I 'was gteatly relieved, and after
ninliin,g the twelfth box the pain"com-
pletely left me. -
My wife is now using' GIN PILLS
and finds that she 'has been ,greatly
relieved of the pain over her Kidneys.
500, a box, 6 for $2,5o. Sample free if
yon write National Drug and Chemical
Co. of'Canada, Limited, Toronto, 133
L4U,C-19
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"Now, my inan,", said the Mag-
istrate ab a Police ,Court to an old
offender, am Irishman, "what's
brought you here again?" • "Two
policemen,. yer Honor," was the
ply. "Drunk, I suppose 1" inquir-
ed the Magistrate.- ''Yes, sorr,''
answered Pat, "both av them."
`.`FiVe.days, or two 'dollars'," order -
red the., Magistrate. "Thank ye
yer Honor," added P55;
"if it's all the same- to you, I'll
take the two dollars." '
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Scene—A Police Court. Solici-
tor—"Do you know the prisoner
Witness --"Never knew him
sir."
did you gver see the
prisoner al the Tear ,
sir; and took a glass
with him 0113313 01 twice.
S,—"Then how long have you
known this man ?" ••'
, W. --"Prom 2 feet up to 5 feet 10
inches."
• S. (petulantly)-1`Si. and ZIOn7r1
W. (oheerfully)—"Can't,! I an
only stand up—or sit down 1"
FARMS FOR SALE. ,
W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne "Stroot,
Toronto.•.
gri_ 00W STOCK FARM OP 600 ACRES
‘.../r with Three Houses: large Rank Bare.
Must be Mild quires, Price' le very low.
ISEVERAL usamums FARMS ,IN
Manitoba, Alberta and Saskatchewan
that eon be bought. Worth the mono' los
quirk Fele: •
T HAVE OVER, ONE IIHNDRED GOOD
E. 'fermis in different aections of Ontario
on my het. If you want a farm consult
Inc.,
H. W. nswsoN, Toronto.
IFTT A011,E8307' MILES 730051 LON,
L don market; ,eoil gravelly olaY
loam; 2 neres orchard; -buildings fair.
Price Four Thous/3,nd. The Western Real
Betate Exchange, London, one,
•
VAR4t IN SASKATCHEWAN -EQUIP.'
nod; in ',nee; must iiell; terms ease.
Perm: Dove, Wnwarden, Sask. .
MALE HELP WANTED.
A1' ONOE-MEN WANTED; LEARN
Barber Trade; great demand; good
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von in six to eight, weeks, Send for Onto -
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el ANGER, TUMOU,S, LUMPS, ETC..
internal and external, cured with.
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no before tee late, Dr,..13elletan 13e43es3
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el ALL STONES, P1112401' ANL? HI.,
s der Stones, Kidney trouble, Gravel,
UM -lingo
and kindred ailments positively
cured with the •tiew German' Remedy,
'Sanol,' price $1.50. Another new remedy
for ,Diabetez.Mbllitue, end • sure eure,
'Salmi's Anti -Diabetes.' Price $2.00 from
drugglats or direst. The Sanol Manures-
twnirnix,,igilie7teintr,af of Canada. Limited.
, in Unpopular Way.
'"I asked hire how lie gob rich,
,and he told me, hut I shan't follow,
his advice.'
"Why not 7"
"I don't like his methods." -
"Dishonest V'
"Not at all. He said he simply,.
saved his money instead ,of spend-
ing it for'everything he thought he
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Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
D anger.
The three most dangerous enter-
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First—To interfere between hus
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Second—To recommend 11 doctor.
Third—To tell the truth.
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Dad Blood --
is the direct and inevitable result of
irregular or constipated bowels arid
clogged -up kidneys and skin, The
tindigested food and other waste mat-
ter which is allowed to accumulate
oeisons the Wort aed the whole
kystetn. iir. 21311.1odfat1RQ0, Pint,
act directly on the bowels, regulating
theni—on the kidneys, giving them
ease and strength to properly filter the
blood --and on the skin, opening up .
the pores. For pure blood and good
health take
,Morse's 4° \
Indian Itoot