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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1914-11-05, Page 6A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO HEALTH No Reason Why They. Shot,Id Suffer From Backaches •and Headaches To Ovcry woman belongs the right to enjoy a healthy, active, happy We:, Yet nine east of ten ,suffer, of- ten in •silence, bona splitting head- aches, teetering beickachee, violent heart palpitation 'or ammo& other of the many evilthat followsranaremiar , or blondleseneas. - That is why one sees so Many WO - Men With pale,thin cheeks*, 'dull eges a•nal dreeping -figares-gure signs that th chime' is out -et order. All suffering women Silionold win the right to be weld by refreshing their weary bodies with the new, rich blood of health that promptly transforms r them into healthy, at- tractive women. There is no other medicine ean Is:4p1y this, new, rich blood so ,Eapeedilly and so S1112ed.7ss •1Yr. Williams! Pink Pills for Pale Preople. - Throngb thia medtheine thou.sands of tired, tfferawo- rneseal ` have failed, new health and, • strength. Mrs.. James Most, Chipman, NB., .says: To years I did ;not know what it was to be en- tirely free fneen headache or beck - ache. My hands were cold and dandily aa.1 the !time. It 'was diffi- cult foe me TO get any work done, and to walk even iL heet dietance would leavre me completely NVOT71 .011t. wee one iof Constant worry, and I thought 1 would never be better. I was doctoring a the time'but witheut bit of brenefib, ad finally the doctorrsboopped gv- nig me medieinre, as he said he •(mid not help me. Do you wonder that I was in despair. My mother urged me to take Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, bat L said "what'oe, the use; medicine can't help me." How- ever, ray beamed got eix boxes of the pills, anti to please him I began to take them. By thre time I had finished them I -undoubtedly bad improved, and there 1VOS the signs of rethening health in any eheeke and hands. My husband thought the improvement so great that be got another -half-dozen boxes, and before the,se were completed I was enjoying sitch good health as I had nob had in year*; in fact, I was a weal woman, and have since enjoyed • the best of health. I sincerely feel that, I owe my dile to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and shall alwa•ye recom- mend them to allthck. people." Y,ou *can •get these pills at any medicine dealera, or they will be aent by mail, postpaid, at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2,..60 by writing The Dr. Williams" Medicine Clo,, Brockville, „Ont. •-- • On a Clear Footing. An Irishman who occupied a email eottage in the North of Ire- land was in arrears of 30s, of rent with his lancliold, His landlord, eeeing no ,possible chalice of getting his money, went to Pat one day and offered too throw off one half the amount so as be encourage brim to pay the othev half. "Well," said Pat, "sinee you are so good to throw off 'the half I never eaw the day I \freak' take anything a any man for nothing, and to let you ,see that I'm as good a man as you I'll throw off the ()thee half, and that will leave us on a clear footing." Too Sudden. . George GoodriellOw was dining with 'his best ,girl, who had just giv- en one of her *prettiest nods to a young -man who come in and sat down at a table opposite. "That's a nice -looking young fellow. Is lie a friend of eours 1" "Yes, indeed; Igkerew him well," laughed the maidenShall I ask him to join nil" -asked George, anxious, to die - play •his goodness of natiuo, "0 'George I" astid the girl, blushing; '`this ia so sudelen.'' "Sudden'? What do you mean 7" he asked in 'surprise, Why -why, that's our youeg minis be r. " , mil:lard:a Liniment Cures Distemper. ' "Say; you sold me a parrot and you said it would repeat every word it heard, Well; I _can't get a word out of it," "I meat have for- gotten' to e11 yoii it gasaleaf," . Realize this ambition, when -assisted • by Cuticura ment; by keeping your scalp •dean and five from dandruff, itching and ' sapitplAs •Freq by Mali '•7Tla°e.Tfl°rg,r.gI6t t7g3cru,5nt,1h° . yeraZg'r,op;oea4l3000, o0113, wok;Aldree ,m,ama/mn, wronirt Queer Kinds of Bread Strange aos it may seen], there is a sort of bread made from Sawdust, the prerduet of German ingenuity. The sraaarcluat ia first eubjected to a process, of fennentatiorn ad variants ohemical manipulations. Eventual- ly it is mixed with eine-third part of rye floor, formed into loaves and baked in ovens, like may other bread. This bread is not intended for hu - Man row/gumption, but is DOT horses only, although same authorities, aoaa *bend that pain de bads, se it is °ail- ed by the Frenreli, 'who have thavest- tigated its merits, oftege a nutri- tionand highly eatisfactoey too•cr for human lieangs: In various parts of . the world, Woad is obtained arena trees. Foe instance, in the Molueea, Islancla the 'starchy pith of the tag,o palm, fur- nielvera a white floury meal, which is made birth Iuisti, oblong loaves and baked in milieus little ovens di - aided into email oblong cella just big enough to re.oeive the lo,a,vred, In Lapland the inner bark of pine trees . well ground and mixed with Oat iota'IS made into cakes, which lc are cooed in a pea:Cover the fire. In Kamchatka pine hawk and birch beak ar,e used for beetadeivithout the addition of atny other osubstanee, be ing'rechiced to powder by pounding, Made into loaves an•cl baked. Along the Columbia Bweer breacl is made Isom a sort of morels that grows on certain fir trees. After be- ing dried it is sprinkled with wateii, allowed to ferment, rolled into balls of, ehe size of a man's head and leaked an pitos with the help of hot stones, This bread is eild to be by tiro mane unpalatable, The Califon -lie Indians eallect the pollen of cat-tbailein large cluantaties by beating it off the plants and catching it in blankets. They make bread of it, hut as a aoal dedicaoy they prefer bread ea "grasshopper flour '' The Indians of the Sierra country employ their own method ef trans- forming the bitter kernel of the acorn into a kind ef bread that is said to be extremely palatable. The process is as follows: 'There is shucked and ground in 'the usual mamma- a large mass of acorn meat. A leather of circular vets are hol- lowed out of the black soil in the shape -of a punch bowl. Into these is placed the acorn pulp. At hand • stand several large clothe ibmikets filled with water, Into tame baskets are dropped tibo hot ',stoves whereby 'the water is heated, Upon the mass el crushed bitterness the Indians ladle the hot water until it is about toile color and consistency of cream, Not a. copeck appears, A strong 4.3quaw ',bands. by each vat and with a small fir bough stirs the massif .elaillfully removing any speck, that raay appear upon the slit:face. The *oi1 gradually absorbs the, bit- ter waters, leavings firrn white sub- etance, This the Indians reanoye *so adroitly that only a. small, portion adheres to the soil. They ',spread it upon rocks to dry and afterwards mix it with water, pat it into thin cakes, and bake before, the fire. The PreParation of bread in eheets hardly thicker fbrin sheets of paper is a, real art among the wo- men of the 11icati Indians of our Western deserts. A corner of the principal room of the Indian habitation is get aside for the acconneodation of a shallow brough, walled in with elabts of stone set on end. T.lie trongb is divided into three -compartments, and in these the first process of breadmalring occurs. When bread is to be inside •a squaw kneels behind each crorapart- meet, aliened eorn isthen placed on the flat stone in th,e first eompert- ment, and mita, a coa,ree, oblong stone', the first woman proem& to rub it. The coaree meal thus pre- pared is passed on oto tho next. corn- partmeato, Heat it is again rubbed with a done leas coarse, and passed on to the third stage. The result is a decidedly flonry meal. With a brush, which is made of dried brass bound together with a string of oaddeor, the meal is then getther,ecl up and mixed with water until it 'becomes a thick batter. Rime enters th,e art of the baker. She takes a single handful of the batter and 'apreadet it over ao long, flat -stone, under which a fire hes been burning for some time. The batter is made to cover thinly the entire reurfa,ce. When one slide is belted ehe takes the bread by a ear- ner and palls ie off, dexterously turning the ether side up. When it is done a long, flat basket Ile - °elves it, and the baker tuans the edges up 'all around, ao that the •ca,n get art' it. Sheet after sheet is baked until the basket is piled high with the blue bread or "piki " which the baker pronoun-ces "peke," " No salt is used in tato bather, and the piki has a sweetish taste. It is atonally blue, partaking of the coder of ralm 00111 f170711 which it is made, It isr eaten dry or in a reorb of eoup, when the leen go on 81 j0117.11,0y they take piki made, into lolls, very inaueli ads one wood mai. .sheat of web paper, ;the bread being of the same thicknerse ,as the p aper. The stones upon whieh the bread is baked 'are prepared by the old women of the tribe with great sec- recy and much eereanomy. They are ve-ry valuable ,anod are handed down as heirlooms from mettle& 'tio taro �augh- linows When to Quit. "Walt sort of a speech doe) he melte?" *"A lazy worker's speech." don't get you.' 'He always knows when its quit- ting time,'' NIES OF SCIENCE Throe oast of revery four German nonagenarians 0018 IWIOnsett, SilcepSICID, is need as 41 substitute for almost every other 'kind ef lea - An electric machine •that tweaks anteanistically has been invented for ',stuffing ottu8sgeo, paps,r drinking cup,e, bound together lilte ±3 chequer hook, are 81. novelty tor tea -yellers. For eleaning bath tubs there has been invented oflo flat inetal handle to be covered with toweling. A floating buoy made of concrete poski 10,17 mooring yetseels in the harbor of Kingston, jainalem 'Tearpe 'have • ',been invented to math flies sib their breeding places before thee become ielci enough 'bo ,nreve away, Railroads in. Southern lineetall are preserving their ties by soaking them in a strong solution of emelt sea salt. • •• . • Sound dumbee, 25 years old., hae been proved by a German govern- • ment test bo be anaterially stnonger than new stock.* Oparathed byhancl, speed being at- tained, by gear wheels, a tiny emery wheel has been invented for grind- ing off etorrne. A drinking fountain from which the water bubbles upward which may be fastened to an ordinary faucet alas been patented. There 49.11X) more than 65,000;000 sheep tin, Australia and nearly 55,- 000,000 in New Zeallandy etr more than eighteee for each resident. A 'wire lemon -juke extractor /WS been inventedthat ream:abates the familiar glass ons with the advan- tage of being unbreakable. Mho germ theory of the •thansmirs- sion 1 coiata,giroue dieeasers wa5 en- tertained as ear back as 1657, -when blie plague ravaged Reiner. Of Engdish invention iaia magni- fying glass that- may be attached to a pencil or engraving tool to aid a, 'draftsman or engravero• An artificial butter coming into use in Europe to rephtere the cream- ery variety is made ef cocoanut, Jodi and hydrogen, blended with milk. A one-piece suit, including °eat and 'trousers., has been invented for meal to Wear while gunning 017 in- dulging in other ;outdoor pastinaes. Wireless- telegraphy works better on the Pacific blaan en tile Ablentie tiond experts are trying to find an adequate explanation for the fact. Deaf patrons of a London thea- tre have been provided with heml telephones, 'the sounds being :gath- ered on the etage by megaphone transmitters. A motor sleigh built foe a Rus- sian grand duke has a cigrar-shaped body and is propelled by a suction turbine, opexabing rargaanst the ail; in fewest. Efforts ere being made te increase Cie isabaeco industry in Ireland, the soil of whirch is taid to be suitable for ealsing •almooet all varieties of leaf, NiTitiliout ran arched suppoet or centre pier, n, single -span conerete bi:idge 64 feet long, 'strong enough for the heavies' veldcle !traffic, has been built in Illinois.. For use in French colonial waters where rank vegetation would foul submerged wheeler, ahallow-draato boats have been built, that are dniven by titeroglane mature and propeller. For quick destruction of buildings and foe rbletating.rentrenthirn,ents ra- pidly a saw inilitary explosive has been invents,d, h-andled lakre dyne, mite, but gitth greater •seletty and more effect. , PRESSED HARR • - Heayy Weight on Old Age. When people vanilla° the injurious effeets 0± tem and eoffee and the elninge in health that Posture can bring, :they are ustaally glad to lend their testimony for the helmet, of oth ems. "My mother, since her early elaildhood, was an inveterate coffee drinker, had been troubled with her heart. DOT 0, number of yeaa's and .complained of that ',weak all over' teeing leond sick stoniach." (The effects on 'the system of tea and coffee drinking aro very *similar, he - 'cause they each contain the drug, caffeine.) "Some time ego I Was snaking a visit to a 'distant part of the coun- tey and took dinner with one ef the merchants of the place.. 1 notitced a somewhat unusual •O51.0117, CI the 'offe-e," and asked him, .concern- ing irt. He replied that it was Po -- tam. "I was- ao 'pleased with it that, after the meal was over, I bought a package to; reariy home with me, and had wife prepata ,Some for the next mead. • The whole family were so well •plesed with it; that we dis- continued coffee, adacl emeclo Pestaini enti rely. • "I had really beree rtiine,a very anxiou11 ooncerning mymortheaao conditioe, but we noticed that after using Poathum for a; adhort time, she felt so 11111011 better than she, did prior to its tree, and had little terou- ble with her 'h,eitat and • no sick stomach ; that the Iteraclachera were not SO .brectitervb, and, her gtmerral emaciation much imp:toyed. Thie reonitinnerd until •ehe was well anal hearty. •"I know Peahen ha a benefited eirysela and plie other members of the family, but nob in a0 marked a deg\ree ea wn the case of any in.ether, as she 51158 130131111 oi long stand- ing." Name given by Canadioan Poralmo Co., Wintleoe, Oet, ,p,pefrill111, 00117VA in two roma: Regular Nettie' - must be well 50C and ate packages, Iiistaut Pestunt-i,s •ao eolubler peg - der. A !teaspoonful diesel -yea quick- ly in a cup 01 110313 water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicacies beverage instantly. 30c and 50c tins. 'Ilhe.erest ear cup -of both kinds is ablaut the eaute, . 'There's a Reiteroe" for Post:tun. by Groats. ‘••••.o.Ak. ' •t\ 130513A''•••r!,' age geta. *egg 4 tigit'antegtglrl. 11I.• Whaedropped three hoods* 'on thie Zeppelin • relied et Dueselderra; iloarneely' Ileac' at WirenipregO • • o These Julie Brides. "Ma'am, here's a man at the door with a, parcel for yen." ''What is, it, Bridget 9" "It's a ,fish, ma'am, and it's marked 10.0.D.1' - "Then make the ram] • twice • it straight back to the dealer. 1 order- ed trout." WHEN BABY IS ILL. • When the baby is. ill or oteti of scats give him 33aby's Own Tablets. They are dm ideal medicine for littis ones and never fail to relieve constipation and indigestion; cure colds, allay simple 'fevers and peo- mote healthful eleeop. Concerning them Mrs.. F. Wurker, Ingersoll, Ont., says: "1 haoye used, Baby' Own Tablets for eight years and can aighly recommend them to all mothers tor brag:hoed and ohild- hood ailments," The tablets ore scald by medicine dealers or by mail at 26 cents a box Loin The Dr, Williams Medicine Co., Broekville, Ont, • GERMANY'S BIG GUNS. Become Useless Alter Being rived Oyer Twenty Times. One of the !surprises of the war haos been the extramalinary mobility and effectiveness of the German eiege artillery. The advance of the 'German forces into France bee been described as a succession of -sieges, and the speedy capture of one foriresa after another was ow- ing to •tho tremendous power and accuracy of the attacking genfire, • \Siege operations, writes a con- tributor to the Scientific American, are usually long drawn-out, 'became ef the time it takes to change the aolid firinf platforms, as the lines round an invested city. or fort, are drawn rileer. To overeome this difficult', the Krupp *designed a new type of howitzer, mounted on a carnage that can lbe readily mov- ed atom point to point, and can even acoompany the ordinary field artillery into the battle line. The great gun is reinforced with a. heavy jacket of hardened ,steel that measures eleven feet in length; and it. has to he carried on a spe- cially designed 'bed. The gun meved in two eeperate pietes to the firing line, Where the caeriage that contains the firing platform and compressed -air recoil ibertke is firat put in position. The , truck that carries the gun itself is then moved up from the rear. The gun is pull- ed from that truck to the firing platform, ancl adjusted to. the re - cell brake. The spare wheels are then dream back, and the arm is ready te fire, The two sections are anucb • too heavy to 'be drawn iby horses, and so the Germans haul them with.gas- reline tractors, and me the Diglook wheel construction to support the exoessive .wcight of the gun. The Diplock Wheel, or 'pedraiI, is not a new invention. It has been used to carry great loads over soft ground for many years, and resembles the "ceteapillar" foam of traction that is often teed on excavators and en- gines that must move across open fields. The pedrail has a series of plat/forma hin,ged to the usual wheel tire, -to offer • a large ,supporting surfeee On yielding ground. These "aeet" are cfnelay 111 appearance, bet on sloit and light eon, where the ordinary ,wheel would nob Move an inch, they will travel about as well me they would on a* hard road. . The rapid advance of the Kaiser's army was owing to the reuppoet of this wonderful, artillery, The al- lies could withstand the: assaults of German 'infantry, but they' lied n0. guns equed that could vie in range and 110N1381. With these great howit- aere, and 'they lati scarcely fallen 'back to :rine poSibion Wore the heavy gun•s of, the Germans were again within range, ' and making their position uriteflable. was the gasoline motor and the peitrail that emebled the invaders to move long-range eaneon over ordinary Navin lands at the rate of thirty -live miles a day, and bo•robard each in- trend:mien lo of, the French and Eng- lish line as .last 17.1 they were theowg The Cormans lege also acene stall heavier siege guns with which they reduced 'the elgong fortresses. of Liege, Namiva Mud:hail:sem and Ai:timer)), to heaps of ruins. These mighty cannee are Said Go trill'OW a projectile tihals 'weighs Over a ige. Whenever the gun is to iga dis- charged, the firing party has to re- tire a hundred 5grrcle or more,and explode the piece by electricity. The *Strain On the gull is so tre- mendous that Hogan hardly be fired 111010 thau twcatty limes 'before /3, 'becomes aseless. There la, there ton, a limit, to the number of aorta rasses that can be taken by such means. Ilow a Sick Woinan Can Reirain Health REA.Ct TI:11S VERY CAREFULLY. - "For years I was thin: and delicate. I lOst.cOlor and was easily tired; a yelloyegalier, Pimples and bletehes on my fate Were not only Mortifying to my feelings, but because I thouglat my skin rend never look nice again I grew despondent. Then. my appetite ,I' grew very week. Various reinedies, pills, tonics and 'tablets I tried without permanent benefit, 13. visit to my sIsLor put Mtn my hands a box ,of Or, Ilamilton's,Pills.. She placed ' reliance , upon them and now that they have made ine a,: well weman I would not be without, them whatever they might cost* I found Dr.•Hemit- ton's-Pills by their mild yet 'searching action very suitable to the •delleate 'character -of a woman's. nature, They 119Ver OnCe griped me, yet they estate :fished 'regularity'. My .appetite grew keen -my 'blood red and purti-heavy rings.under any eyes disappeared and today my rslcin is as gear and un- wrinkled as when I was a girl. Dr. Hamilton's Pills did It all," r: • The boyo 'straightforward letter from faro, 1. Y. Todd, wife. a 'well known miner in Rogersville, la proof sufficient that D. rierailton's• Pills are a wonderful -woman's medicine,: Use no other pili but Dr. He.inilton's, 25o, per box. ,A11 dealing or The' Catarrh - ozone Co,, Kingaton, Ontario, • FROM ENNIE SCOTLAND NOTES OF INTEREST FROM HER BANKS AND BRAES. What Is Going On in the Highlands and Lowlanals of Auld Scotia. Colonel David Laidlaw is to com- mand the 2nel elide Battalion in Glats.gow. The Edinburgh Academical Foot- ball Club has roancelled all fixtu.res for the coming 1108.1.011, Since the oublare•ak of the War there hare b-een practically 90,000 recruits enrolled in Glasgow. Althea:Ring,. a reeruib from Croat - bridge; was killed by ladling over the walla ef Stirling Castle. Thre War Office has. taken over the Martine' Gardena, Portobello, for th•e housing of Territorials, Kilmarnock special co;nstablies ere to have a day eel; apart for themselves am: practice at the shoot - mg range, Mr. John Hutchinson, the .oldest representative of the building trade in Dunfermline, hare juat died no hie '79t11 year,, . „ From all the •coarieraining °entree the demand for pitaprrooso has be- eeille urgent. Ste -ed substitute8 are being suggested. The Cheartbrer of Commerce bat- talion ea the Highland Light, Eaten - try, left Glasgow for :camp atmirdst seenre•s of enthusiasm. The' death dia.s occurred at Dun- dee of Mr. Jam Create -bell. Smith, ex-Shoniff-Subentute of Illinfarshire, at the age of 50 years. A sev•en-yearaold boyar:limed Alex - 'ander MeLeish o± Glasgow wander, ed on to the rattle:err aib Whiteinch anti MVO kilblcd bY 4.1. train. Mr. George A. Clerk Huteheroon of Er'iska, Unionist eandidate for Argyll, haa given hisyacht, Ariani te the Goyerninent for patrol work. Mr. 'William Muir, wife ,of Conn- cill-or Muir, Ealinhargh, end her:two children were .serionsly injured in a runaway accident tat Po'ness. Thre (1.eauth is announoeci, in his 80t1) year, of Mr. William Paton .Maine, Aieles, ene of the leading Wigtawnshire agriculthriste, Mr. Harvey, Wearlinge Hall Po& meet, has furnished and equipped r•eereation rand reading room for the use of Territorials at Grang-e- mouth. ' Dainage to the, extent of about $106,000 was caused by a fire at the distillery -at Cambers, near Allan, belonging tho. the Distillers' Com- pany, Lenited. The Valuation Roll of the burgh of Aberdeen for last y•ette has been made up. The valu,ation of the re- srpective wards show a totarl increase of $45,400. Under lead cirousnetancoes Alex, Radio, a Dundee Boy Scout, was accidentally ehot deed at Dureithopre Castle, seb•ere seine Territorials are quartered. eo An Appalling Condition Invooriably vestals when 7011 lige a cheap carol sabre. Be judicious, use "Patunsn's," for fifty years it, has oared eerns and warts Blot untiring' Oleo can touch. Ask far P,tttnam's Painless Corn Extractor only, 25o, at top doaaers. "Yon naver know what you earl do till you tag," says a • writer, "and then you are generally eorry you found -cut 7" Minard's Liniment Cures Carget in Cows. "Are you married, my man ?" a lady aaked a sailor, "Yes, indeed, mum-Malirled and TOUrtgell &cm" "Poor fellow, travelling about like this 1 Aed don!la • you ever get homesick 7" "Only when b Me ' mem " ED, 4. The G emelt Crown Prince. caricarturet, by Edward Giles, a tautens Belgian wrtiat1, la a, W011 - dart& resemblance ea the looting prinee-•whotte animosity to Eng- land is the outstanding trait •of a blatant, ,ohallow and eonceited character -the Crown Printee has set an example, of uneivinzed wa,r- fare to thi miaguirled soldiery by the plundering of the chateaux of n o n -comb a tante. -Land on Taller. Tortures ofRheninatisni Yield to his Remedy A Marvel of Speed, an Unfailing Cure for Old Chronic Cases. BET, A TRIAL BOTTLE TO -DAY. With reliable old Nerviline •you can rub out the pain tat Rheumatism, Scia- tica, Lumbago; or Neuralgla-rub It away so completely that you feel like new all over. • It niatters not how deeply seated the pain is, how long you have bad It -rubbing with the icing of an lini- ments "Nervilino" win cure you. Nerviline is highly donceatrated- about five times stronger then the or- -dinarY white ammonia liniment-, therefore it penetreates guieldy--sinks In deeply -and gets right at the core of the pain at once -draws out the lameness, takes, away the stiffness - eases the Joints that have hurt you so , much, Out comes the pain 013017 time You rub On Nerviline, \vita contains sortie of the 111 yaltmele pabasubdueing remedieilmown to science. Worth its weight in grad to every family in the land, and sure to cure the emergent and minor ills of a Inindred kinds that constratUy arise. Get the largo 50c, family size bottle:'smau trial size 25e. Nerviline Is sold by every dealer, ev- erywhere. o'fo Pat Gaye Hint An Answer. Travelling in Donegal nob long ago a clergyman engaged a lo- quacious boatman bo raw him on one of the lakea and allow him the eights. They inspected a ruined 'castle with the legend of*s banshee. The clergyman, thinking he would pub a poser to the loquatious Irbh- 31.611, glee 1111,019' everything, in - 'quire& 'Have you evev seen a banshee, Pat?" "Aye, 'boded, that 11 have, yeur revercera- deed!" said the clergyman with an incredulous emile. "Ancl• pray where did you see one 7" "Stuffed in a. in.useum," replied the umehash- ed Celt without any hesitation. • Pat's Beeision. "Pat," &aid 'Sandy, "why is a short man struggling, to kiss it tall woman like an Irishman going up Vesuvius " "Faith, anal isn't it because he's trying to get, at thi mouth of the erater1" replied Pat, Wo believe LINIMENT ie the best: Mathias Foley, Oil City, Ont, 50503)13 Snow, Norway, Me. - 'Charles Wheaten, MulgraVe, 115, Bev. B. 0. Armstrong, Atulgrave,58.8 Pierre Landers, sour., Polearnonehe,58,11. Thomas Weeson, Sheffield, N.D. "Father, don't 711011 -call •thein - salvers baeltelors before they get married 7" "Yes, my 'boy," "oknel what do they call themselves after, dad V' "Hush 1 It isn't fit ifor little 'bus to k°1.aw'''Granniated Eyelids, tc, Eyes inflamed by expo:o- 1181 10 Sus, Rise and Wind quickly relieved by 51011110 Y 3 E3c Remedy. No Smarting, just Eye Comfort, At Your Druggist's SOc per Bottle. MuriseE)o 5alveinTubese5c. 5.or8askoJ iheEysFreeask Druggists or Merino Eye Remedy co., Chicago An egotist imagines that the world thinks a,s much of him as he thinks of himeelf. minard's uning;—cures Colds, dem Very Simple. Interested Party -Yoe. say this boat cannot upset 7 filled with righting fiariel. • Liven tor -Its ire pes,sible The tanks are A. Slap at Parting. She Otter their quarrel) --- 01 course you will want the ring back He -No, you illay as well keep .5110110miuld ivear ex5535811)13 on her it. No other gi ..fl_o,f my acquaint* o Too Ohl for Lamb. 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