The Clinton News Record, 1914-10-01, Page 6le
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FROM 8101111011 TROUliIE
34st1 by the.,Use of Dr. Williams
_
Pink...Fills' for Pale People
Tiscete are two waYshauellY adep-
cain trying le 'here indigestion or
ntaeli ',trouble -Lone, the wrong
way, by using purgativesand other'
-drugs Which' Only not. '1g-sea:fly: 'and -
Which in t,lie Jong the cause More
tress by Weakening the , whole
system.- :The other way and •tho
right way is the Dr. Williams' man-
ner ftreatm•ent—that is to nourish
lin•d build up the stoma& by sup-
- plying -plenty .of, • new, rich, red
lalo.od. Give the stomach thie much-
needed :supply of new blood and
distress' ,will disappear and stay
banished forever. The new blood
Strengthen.s t•he. nerves, of the sto-,
„
math.. and gives it the. epee:paw
power to digest food. Thousands'
be•hr witneee to the value of -the Dr.
VVi•llients' treatment through , the
blood, Among them is the Rev. P.
D. Nowlaii, of Summerville,
• who •Sayas .certairily ',have great
. • • •
reason to recommend Dr. Williaans''
Pink Pills, is the were the means
of saving- nay life. Till I reached
• the age of thirty I never knew what/
. pain or fsickness meant, but after
' that my •stormach, failed .me, and feed
• �f any kind creased untold distress.
' beea.me conatipa.ted arid was
.fore.ed usesinjections.doily.' :This
tverrit on for about two yciata; I
, grew weaker and wea-ker; sny
weight fell off from 185 to 125
pounds; I had .a hacking cough and.
eppeared to- be going into. a decline.
Ali this time I was being treated' by
bhe 'beet deetore but -without the
least benefit. Night after night I
could gee. no • sleep the pain and
agony was so .seveise. .On toe/suttee
than the'dectors decided I was suf-
fering. from cancer of the stomach,
Ind advised an operation as a
neans bf saving my life. This I re-
used to tindery, and began to leek
torward to an early death. just
then a friend advised me to try Dr.
Williams' Piek Pills. Iliad no faith
in any medicine and at first refused,
but my friend was.so persistent that.
Really I gave in and purchased half
s, dozen boxes. By the time these
were gone I :felt much stronger and
the 'distress was not so seve,re. I
tontinued their use rand each suc-
ceeding box wrought a ena.rked im-
provement in inseeondition, till by
the time I had taken &dozen boxes,
every pain. and ache had left me;
my •etrength increased ; my weight
was back where it was before I was
ill; I had a good .appetite and• was
sompletely cured.' In the years• rthat
have. elapsed since I used the Pills
sot a.twinge of the trouble has re-
buen•ed. To nae Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills. 'are the 'greatest medicine on
•artith; and I never lose -an oppo.r--
totality in reoommending theist to
other sufferers, for I feel that were
It not forthem tese I would have
•.been in myegreve long ago."
What Dr. 'William& Pink Pills did
or Rev. Mr. Nowlan they have done
or thousands of others and will do
kr you if ailing. They net only
sure cases of 'stomach trouble, but
-dieuenati•sm, partial paralysis, heart
valpita,tion, St, Vitus dance, and
• v11 oth.er troubles- that heve Iheie
• might in .a bad condition of the
dood and iterves. The Pills are.
old by medicine dealers or by mail,
,50. :cents ,,a box or six boxes for• :
12.50 from The Dr. Williams' Medi-,
eine Co, Brookville, Ont.
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No Trouble to Change.
"That is a !beautiful hat."
.`A-charmingehat.". said the sales-
• 'adv, "hut not suitable to a brun-
;big. Now if you were onlY a
>londe."
'I must have that hat. I'll be. a
1londe.!'
Minsrd's Liniment Cures sandrufl.
`. One Thing Leads to Another.
Employer — 'What I've • just -
greed to give you every !Saturday
>ff as a holiday and now you want
in increase Of salary.
Employee—Yes, sir, so 1 pan ens
oy my holiday.
DANDRUFF AND
FALLING HAIR
h -e 'eget.
KAISER CHIEF "BIITTER-IN"
WHIT A WITTY AAIERICAN
SAID (II' EMPEROR.
Bismarck Expressed the Same Idea
More Than Thirty Yeats
.•
Ago.
It eyes.' a,. witty Ainerieam who4.
hearing -mice iroBeriiit that the
ser had found tiMe tmobje
laity to a proposed :trarmwayslune
across ij•nter den Linden, said:
"Say, William II. is sure eetough
the logical .candidate for the presi-
dency of the Iriternatio•nal Society
of Butters -in." A "butter -in" (i.e.,
one .who "butts in") lis one of the
etymological gems with whi•ch our
• tranautlantie cousins have enriched
Vie King's 'English, says the Lon-
don DailY Mail: Itis deitived from
the 'goat, Who butte. It ineene
person who not only rusherein where
angels fear to tread; but does 00
habitually, Meese:pertly, joyously—
and egregiously.
The 'faCetions American Phrased
it differentlY, but the -ideas was ex -
Pressed .more than thirty years ago
by Bismarck himself, When he Said
of the future' Keiser : "This young
man willThe 'his, Own • Imperiral hap -
caller." Sagactioni as he. was; Bis-
marck, destined. to be.the firet yie-
tian of hie owe prophecy, neve!'
opined' that Willi:an II..would be
not Only hie own ,Chancellor, bet his
whole Government; like another
Kaiser, the State
Pooh -Bah of Germany.
The Emperor Willi*, like the
rest of !the Germans wasan admir-
er of "The Miltanle." You will
know what I mean, therefore, when,
I say that he is the Pooh Bah of
Modern Gehnany. It is the busi-
ness of the Quadruple Allience to
see that he does not become Lord
High Everything Else. '
No one who has not lived in Ger-
many can possibly comprehend the
over-alln,ess of. the Kaiser. His
officia title is not the All -Highest
Person without a reason. He is it.
Berlin cannot erecta public fetish
an opera, house, an elevated
railway station, or a statue with-
out his ell-hiehest approval. If his
omnipotence extends to the uncon-
sidered trifles of national life, vis-
ualize his alimightinese in connection
with the affairs which count. A
great career is.impossiblewithout
hie leveeing smile; a frown feont
Jove wrecks it irreparably. Chan-
cellors, ministers, ,generals., admir-
als and burgomasters propoee. The
Kaiser disposes. '
• Steel -Gloved Hand.
• "Tirpitz the Eternal," I believe,
is th•e only statesman who, has ever
evee approximately imposed • his
own will of ironeupon that of hia
Imperial master. BrimBulow used
to get his own way Occasionally be-
tween anecdotes in a prom.enade
round the gardens of the Imperial
Chantellery. -But the point re-
mains. Germany ander William II.
has been a one -men country so far
we its eclaninistration is ooncerned.
Others have helped built it but none
has helped to "run" it.
The hand on the throttle of the
engine .of State is the steel -gloved
hend of the Seprearie War Lord.
That is another of the All -Highest
'Person's official titles, by !the way.
English, n•ewspap.er gea,ders somes
tithes think its employment is heavy
jeurnalietic. irony. The mi,lita,ry
rank' of William II. in peace and
war is that of the Oberstenkrieg-
siesta (Highest, War . Deed).
Kaiser Willed War.
So it is fatuous to think that any-
body ±4 the wide world could have
been responsible, for this mad war
precipitated by , Germany 'except
William IL The military party may
have ,wished ; the Navy, ha- been
waiting for it. But the Kaiser will-
ed it, because only -He—they spell
him with a Zlispitai letter
alvnys—
could.do ,so. I believe that slierr
Doktor von BethmaniasHollWeg,
Wa1.0 has been called the inearnete
'lion of passionate doctrinairism, un-
doubtedly would have preferred
peace. 1 ani quite sure that the
inoffensive and knightly Herr .von
ja-gow, Secretary of- State for For,
eign Affairs—a bridegroom of' only
seven weeke—sighed for the joys of
honeymoon and not, for Atmaged-
But it ;cannot be pos,sible that
these or any of them had a -word to
ray :that really eounted.. The Kai-
ser has interfered' always in the
things of ipelice. is ib ooneeivable
that 'he would keep -his hands off in
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Ifcliing 'Burning Irritated Scalp,
• Kept Awake. at Night; Used
Cuticura Soap, andtuticura °int-
` ment. Now Head Is Well. '
08 De Salaberry St., QUebec,
9.About six years ago dandruff began to
form on my scalp. At first I didn't notice
bat my hair began falling qut gradually
and it kept gating worse. The itching and
Waning were so bad that 8 scratched. and
-imitated my scalp. I ,was kept awake at
night by the irritation,
"/ used and ---- Oil, also a
few other oils and they did no good I then
tried a sample of Oudot= Soap and Oint-
moat, washed my head with the Soap and
warm water, and applied the Ointment.
After the first time my hair stopped falling.
I got one cake of Outicara Soap and one
box of Ointment. I continued using them
for a few months and my head is now well.1
(Signed) Mise Myrtle Davis, June 3, 1914.
Samples Free by Mall
For pimples and blackheads the following
ls a most effective and economical treat.
roma: Gently smear the affected parts with
Outicura Ointment, on;the end of the finger,
but do not rub. •'Wash off the Outicum
Ointment In five minutes with Outieura
Soap and hot water and continue bathing
for some minutes. This treatment is best
on rising and retiring. At other times use
Cuticura Soap freely for tho toilet and bath,
ts ?east in preventing, inflammation, ireb.
of the skin' and' scalp. Address post•card
i!Outicara, Dept. D, Boston, U. 5. A.ti
, Cone., Sold by druggists and dealers
everYWhere. Liberal sample of each mailed
free, with 321), Skin Book on the tames/ant
men cerise of these distressing facial orup.,
tittion and dogging of the pores, the corn.
Muzzle Taken Off.
- The Noyeanhe•e. steern 'hi.. -1908/
whigh set his throne rocking as it
never rdcked before,taught the
Kaiser .the perils of "butting ie.''
But not for long. The'muzzle which
Prince Bulow placed upon him soon
grewirkeeme, a.hd when Prince 13e -
low himself Weecompelled to retire
the nauzele went with him.
11 e records of th.e German For-
eign Office could be scanned they
would unfold a wondrous tale of
the interfering activity of William
II. • It is one of his penchants td
go over the, head's of Foreign; Secre-
te/ries and, piste' inteenational poli-
tics, on his own., ,He emit General
Liman von Sanders to Turkey as
, head of the reorganization commis-
• sion of the Ottoman Army after un-
derground negotiations with the
German militeey atta•che at Con-
stantin,ople. The Government at
Berlin was not even consulted. Irl,
was notified Id a fait accoinpli.
Modern Bourbon.
The Kaiser: ranks as the most
modern and progressive of mon-
archs. Ws, intimates have fre-
quently told elle in ultra-confiden-
tial nennerits that he' is bhe most
medieval Of kings: ,
They say .therti 50110 fiain.in,.G,
many harder to win. for a.:116!Wn.11eSiv'
Ifis ideas of art and InirsicPancl
lat-
eraisire are 'described: an at' len1St'
three genorations,,Siliind
When yOu asked,,,Such eritie,F..,2.114'W it
is 'that ',Germany underhim ,grow
great and petverefle-seet xis great
and prayerful lh bear isa the.,.mo'St
studious, observers ainiong us
thOught"-1-you voc.aild be told that laic
Fatherland hail ,aspired ,grestl.y and
mmintea.bigli- in spite of Williare
hecanF e f MITI. '
One, of the most -vehement a,ssiti.-
ances ,dinned in my 'ea-rs wa,s sthat
the Kaiser 'knew ,nothing of Ails-
triree, plans to humiliate :Servile
No mere abetted, fiction was ever
perpetrated; . The. Kaiser's wiliele
reseed baiii•sires the thought to the
realm of the grotesque. He probes
bly did dot 'actually Write the Note
from a•cceptence ef which even the
self-respect of Se,rvia, reeled; but
he was .notefar off when it was for-
mulated. •- Willixun the Meddler
pould not be •an innocent'Uatruider
when things..are done which meat'
the eventual clearing of his fleets
for aotion end the .leirlin.g of his
legions at all and sundry.
erviIiiie Ends.lteuralgia,
• • Drips Relief. Instantly
. •
No Remedy 11-ike Old "Nerviline" to
" Cure Fain or Soreness.
That terrible ache—how you fairly
.reel with , it—that stabbing, burning
neuralgia—what misery . It causes.
.Never mind, you don't have to stiffer
—use Nerviline, it's a sure cure. Not
an experiment, because nearly forty
years of ,wonderful success has made
a name for Nerviline among • the peo-
ple of many different nations. "There
Is •nothing speedier to end • Neuralgic
headache than old-time 'Nervilinee "
writes Mr. G. C. Dalgleish, from Ev-
anston. 'It is so powerful and pene-
trating that it seems to eat 'up any.
pain in a- minute. My family couldn't
get along without Nerviline. We al-
ways keep the 50c. family size bottle
handy on the shelf, and use it to end
chest colds, sore,. throat,coughs, ear -
'ache, toothache and pain in the back.
My wife swears by Nerviline. For
cramps its effect is astonishing and
we believe it is better and speedier
than any other household family rem-
edy."
CHINESE HOMES.
They Have No -Windows and Furni-
ture Is Absent.
The absence of furniture and af
what we should consider the bare
necessities of life is the outstand-
ing impression of any tisit to a
Ohinese house or palace, writes
Miss Violet Markham in the West-
minster. A Chinese palace i3 mere-
ly an exterior with !magnificent
painted beams and a tiled roof of
many colors. The desperate dis-
comfort of these plecei es living
houses -judged by our standards
jumps to the eyes. A Chinese
heuse has no windows, only trellis
work pasted over with paper. The
Chinese eat, slee.p and conduct the
business of life whenever the fancy
takes them. They have no special
rooms set apert for special pur-
poses. They eat on their beds and
sleep on the floor. For heating pur-
poses they haye evolved what Li
known as the stove bed, consisting
of a raised platform at the end of
the room, which is heated with hot
air in winter time, the only werm
spot in the house, for there are no
fireplaces. They have no beds, only
bedding, and the Emperor would
sleep huddled up in a quilt on the
stove in the same way as his hum-
blest subject.
INFORMATION 'FOR INVENTORS
Messrs. Pigeon, Pigeon Ss Davis,
Partent Solicitors, Montreal, report
that 82 Canadian Patents were
issued for the week ending Septern-
bee eth, 1914, 58 of' which vete
granted to Aanericans, 14 to Cana-
dians, 9 to residents of Great Bri-
tain !and Colonies and 1 to residents
of Foreign Countri-es. In the
United States for the same 'week,
654 were issued, of which were
granted to Canadian Inventors.
PUSSIES DRAW PENSIONS.
Cats Used by .Goveraments to Ex-
' terminate Rats.
• • •
A: suggestion, made, that the rat
nuisance should he fought by nrean.s
of armies of cats has already been
tried elsewhere •
In Hong Kong, fer instance, dur-
ing the epidemic of rat -borne Bu-
hr:laic plague, ;$0InG few years back,
many hundreds of CallS were im-
ported., and set to work ;to- exter-
minate Ithe rodents. They proin,!ad,
however', , to be,. ve IT poor vet_
catchers.
In Fiance, too, cabs--are.nsed hy
the Government authorities to pro-
tect muuitaiy steres from the devre-
datibn of 1,atsand in order tot -rain
them' • ,and to ascertain their fit-
ness for their work,„`they are sent
for a sea voyage. '11.'iilie"y are folind
equarl to Aciliing the 'rats always
found in the loWeellieltle of vessels,
they are given,. a similes lob on
Malta also haft. its :Government
cat.s.• They are 'kept inthe great
'subterranean ;reserve .geanariee un-
der Valetta, andvlilte the pi); ponies
once, they are. taken ljelow, they
seldehr ascend ie bbs se seism again ,
At -the fIsoh,doe. —General Yost-
Office,01111S,E, a
c.ts is
maintamed. • is thar duty t,b-pro-
teet the /mails:from r,a.C3, And when
pest week- thee rnh pensiOnecl off,
just Ilike otrier:' GOveiminent
ployees, .
Ella--IIer ;face spe,aks for itself:
Stella—Yes, and it 18' very plain
talk.
Minard,s Liniment cures. Burns, E
LIVE
HERMIT LIFE
171'0 CRA T S SIA LEAD S
, C URIO EXI STEN CE. •
Nieliolas' LI. Frorn
• •
• the Outside World—Fears.
, ,
'Assassiart.tion.
. ••
• , The ••aSsassin•atiOnelay et:was/tare te
ReSpetiie th,e -priest of Mystiten;,
Vsho wes :reputed t6 -bb the pewee
behind the Be/Lesion throne, ,agsain
eall•a attention ";to the, carione" life
led' by the Ciarsof Ruesietes
Who has shot himself off from nearly
ev,erybodyfbat the ,spiritualists • who
have the •ear of ' the Czarina and
Niehelas II. is having a new wali
luilb to the mirth. eif Peterhof 'Park,
Where he dwells every •sumther, ,and
ibe will ray -have : the -high gates
of Teaeskee Selo made still higher.'
These. are .signa and symbols -of his
latest hermit -like seh,a,Se. • At the
neVe Palticefat "Livaidiet; 'Whence he
iescentlyeretarned, were other her-
mit inneva.tions, such h,s sound -proof'
doors in the west wing where he
weeks, end for this he ,brought all
the way from Franco the architect
Robert Chandet. '
.. These operations mean that Nith-
alas II. is withdrawing more than
ever from INET1141 lifeatld realizing.
the nickname given him by his'ssub-
jeets after the, maissore of Jenuery,
1905, "Schimnik.-Nikolai," the her-
init For thrge years
Nieliolas ventured only :Wide out of
his palace cell, and then to St. Pe-
teraburg. Later he made some cen-
tenary journeys, shoeing himself to
few, and fugitive. tours through
Defy and Germany. This qualified
return to the world got a bad
check by the assassination in 1911
of Stolypin. .
Since then Nicholas 'hae been
more ole hermit -then ever. When -
the Renianoff tercentenary was -cele-
brated -last year only a few thou-
sand frightened. subjects ,saw their
auto,enat's frightened face over the
heads of menacing soldiers. Now
even thegnoter eel- tours around the
palace heve been curtailed, and
Msarkoe Selo becomesmore and
more e. raonastory of gkeiany people,
who are •allowed small communica-
tion with the outside world and
who keep their menthe discreetly
Gault. •
-
Angers the Diplomats.
'Diplomats high officials, ,and the
chiefs of the ,army regard the imper-
ial seelusioni as ae sandal. Angriest
of all are the diplomete: Some of
them have been 'in St. Petersburg a
whole decade, and -during that de-
cade 'there have been only two curt
entertainments. The levees draw-
ing-reoms, .and collet balls have en-
tirely coeseds. St..Petereburg, once
Europe's liveliest city, is now the
dullest. Big nobles 'without official
positions have taken to living in
Moscow as the livelier town:
This is reflected in the reports of
thepolice building department,
which show that since 1905 there
•
have been seven times •as smarty
largo. villas and yea:elle-es ep ant-
reent houses put up in Moscow as in
St. Petersburg. High politics are
seriously affected. Under Alexan-
der III. and hie predecessors the
foreign diplomats had opportunities
of talking to the Czar every week:
end Bismarck; when Ambassador•at
St. Petersburg, oarried on his most
important negotiations with Alex-
ander II. direct. guob a thing is no
longer' possible.
Ministers' also have causeof come
plaint.. Twiee during the present
reign their opportunities of. talking
polities with the autocrat have been
curtailed. Up to 1-905 every Minis-
ter had one weekly 'audience, when
the Ozer waS at St. Petersburg or
ak either of ' his 'eub•urban palaces.
He was further summoned for ape-
cial audienees two or three times a
month,,and the had the right, when
affairs were pressing, th demand
special audienceS Aftee. 1905 the
weekly visit was all that Was left.'
Weekly 'Visite Cut Short. •
During the 1,ast year the weekly
yisits have been cat ,Short. On the
clays appointed fee atidi,eece/a the'
Czar's ..wideade-cernp telephones to
the, Minister's' quanters, ,asking if
there is anything pressing, as, if
net, the audience, may be delayed
or P. memorandum may be. eubmit-
ted, on the margin of which th.e
Ozer will wrIte his views. All this
is the result of Nicholas' !now •chro-
nic,dislike oeseeing the human face.
When Minister of Education Sasso
went to Tsarkoe Selo, immediately
After the reStaurant scandal; in
which was, publicly boxed by two,
young men, „he .was not received.
Sasso thetight this was,a hint'to
RI reality, it meant that
Nieh.cle,s wa.s 10 Ono of his eneis
human moods., Even Premier Gore-
mykin w,a,s sometianes turned away.
When Witte' was Premier ha lied
andiencee three times it week, .and
Stodypie had the) weeks audiences.
Now the h,eacl of the Government
contents himself. with ,one weelcly
audience ,a,m1 with, ticeasienal-tale-
ihane t.h.lhhia•nigated by
ireespeneible underlingS,
CflItEAN JUSTICE.
tnlil Recently Trials Were Most
• One-sided aud -Unjust.
, The Coreen judge dispenses jus -
145 hi the open, and by etiquette
only ,the judge can sit, Every one
else roust stand, except the pri.sone,r
and his friends, who are forced to
,
reillain jai a,1-0,1mble', kneeling posi-
tion,with.:.bowe,c1 hea,d,s. 'Until quite
re,Cently 'these trials were ,always
v,e,ry One-sided and shoeicingly
no -
When a ina,n was brought to a
judge it was taken for granted he
wa•s guiity, and if he did nob con-
fess he wa,steetered lend made to
de. so. -Witnessee. too, were openly
bribed. In fact, giving evidence ;foe
or againat an accused, person meant
a divieg to a Portion of the com-
munity, End these wstneeees natter -
ally favored those who pa,id.be.st,
. .
flow a Sick Ilioinair
Cali Regain Ilealth
READ THIS 'VERY CAREFULLY.
'For years I was thin and delicate.
I lost coler arid, was 'easily tired; a
yellow pallor, pimples and blotches on
my face were not only mortifying to
my feelings, but because I thought my
skin would never look nice again I
grew despondent. Then my appetite
failed. I grew Very weak. 'Various
remedies, pills, tonics and tablets I
tried without permanent benefit. A
visit to my sister put into my hands
a box of Dr. Hamilton's Pills. She
placed reliance upon them and now
that they have made me a well woman
I would not be without them whatever
they might cost. I found Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pills by their' mild yet searching
action very suitable to the delicate
character of a woman's nature. They
never once griped me, yet they estab-
lished regularity. My appetite grew
keen—my -blood red and pure—heavy
rings under my eyes disappeared and
to -day my skin is as clear and un-
wrinkled as when I was a girl. Dr.
Hamilton's Pills did it all."
The above straightforward letter
from Mrs. J. Y. Todd, wife of a well-
known miller in Rogersville, is proof
sufficient that Dr. Hamilton's Pills are
a wonderful woman's medicine. Use
no other pill but Dr. Hamilton's, 25e.
per box. All dealers or The Catarrh -
ozone Co., Ringston, Ontario.
wiimo THE CANAL COST.
Will Mean Enormous Time -Saying
for Vessels.
Now that barges are going right
through the Panama Canal frorn the
Atlantic to the Pacific, and now
that 1915,- when the offieial inaugu-
ration is to take place, draws near,
is few figures of wonderment will he
of interest, says London Answers.
The total length of the canal is
only 50 miles, but it will mean a
saving in distance for vessels going
from. Now York to San Francisco
of no fewer than 9,640 miles, for
round Cape Horn the route is 14,-
840 miles and through the canal
5,300 miles. From other parte of
the world enormous time -saving,
too, will be effecte.cl.
A vessel leaving Liverpool for San
Framisco, and going' from the Mer-
sey through the canal, will only
have 'bo cover 1,857 miles, against
15,250 round the Horn—a saving of
nearly 50 per cent., or 7,293 miles.
The time of the passage through the
canal is put at 8 to 10 hours, ,a•nd
through, the series sef wonderful
locks at 3 hours. The total number
of men employed on the historic
work has been 40,000. Other figures
are equelly astounding, including
the estimated total cost of $315,-
000,009.
NEW C.P.R. LINE,
The new Lake Shore line of
the C.P.R. has been used for pas-
senger traffic 'since June 29. A
freight business is also being carried
on. This new line gives practically
a new route between Montreal and
Toronto, and greatly facilitates in
handling the eneranous traffic, pas-
senger and freight, which passes
:through this territory. The work
was eommenced • about two years
ago, and entailed .a cost of nearly
twelve millions of dollars. That it
win create new business is confi-
dently believed; buf a consideration
which is not directly associaeed with
profits, yet ie not alien thereto, is
that by the duplicath5n of the tracks
there is set up a closer eommunica-
tion between the two great centres
of population in the Dominien.
• Genius and Brains. ,
Investigations show that the
'brain of the famous M. Bertillen,
late head of the Identification De-
partment hi the l'eefacture of Po-
lice in Paris, was considerably
above .the average in weight. Such
brilliant men as Bismarck, Cuvier,
Kant and Turgenief also posses•sed
brains far beyond the portion al-
lotted to' ordinaelg mortals. Tee-
genief possets•sed• one ef the heaviest
brains on -record . Aim aren
there/fere, that peculiar grey mat-
ter kne.wn as brain .Plays a very
important part in he sucees,s of
mankind. We are apt th dub a fail -
use as ``lacking in braille. Con-
tradictory to this, however, is the
fact that rnen whose - genius has
moved the world, mad whose brains
will he remembered . for all time,
heye been the owners of brains fax
below the, average in weight. The
brains .of Descartes, 'Shelly, and
S,chunntrin, for • in•stanoe, weighed
considerably below. the normal
Menders].
ED. 4.
'ISSUE 40—'11
• Nothing Cealdiet.
Reggie --,Oen trathing induce you
to , .
change your e
red and anarry 1
Miss Keen—Evidently •nob, Reg-
gie, haven't yoor tried wad failed?
PORT OF WILD ANIMALS -
Singapore Collection Place for Sav-
age Beliefs.
'Viers> .ones: bhi,,t 15
--Iwo shipped from Singapore time
from any other port in the world.
Singapore is the .eolleeting place for
half Asia, and there are steamships
vvhich actually' specialize in this
trade and muter for it.
• Elephants, panthers, leopard3,
deer end monkeysof many , kinds,
crocodiles, snakes, in han-'e vai'iety-
all
the,se are shipped artSing,apore.
The collector's buy snakeswholesale
frem the °Meese who.are• paatieu-
laely good about getting the ,crea-
tures• they want. •
• Wild anian.als won't tend -confine-
ment in the hold of a ,ship. They
are all or almost all Oar ried as
deok cargo,. This means a lot of,
extra, risk, for a .bad storm or a
sudden Change a tedeperature usey
play havoc -with a valuable consign -
The most precieue Of all four -
legged peesexigers is a giaaffe. A
giraffe is a most difficult ereertere
to catch alive, aud when caught
too often dies before it reaches. the
°must. For twenty years, from
1860 to. 1900, enly three --giraffes
were brought to Europe. - Miring
the present century the supply has
been larger, owing to rbhe opening,
up of East Africa:, particularly of
the Sudan.
A young giraffe, even before Ship:
ntent, ±1 worth at least $1,000, end
needs two men to look after it.
One that was sent from Delegoa
Bay to the London Zoo -was eleven.
feet high, and was peeked in a liugh
Nix ten feet high, 'with an opening
in the top for the lengthy 'opera -taro
to pet its head ,out. Somethin.g.like
$250 worth of fodder was 'shipped
for its consumption on the veyege,
and when it was landed.the box wes
found to be too big to go through
the railway tunnels. '-
Every brcidge and Wessel was
measured, than the b.ox .was re;
(laced to eight feet, telescoping Mr,
Giraffe,' but he ,errive.c1 safely in.
London none the worse for his
cramped journey, .
A big eleph•ant is an awkwardasti-
mail to handle, eep.ecially to get
aboaael ship. Elephants, as a rule,
hate ships. When Barnum belied;
the famous Jumbo 10gi $10,000, it
took about ,a week to peesnade hint
to -enter the box in which 'he was
eventually ishipped.
Best Regards to Science.
"Science attacks the sandwich,"
is I headline. Here's :hoping it has
better luck with it than we Mese
had with some purchased at rail-
way lunch counters.
'
Hard, Soft, or Bleeding?
No matter what kind or -where located,
any cern ks promptly eared by Futnam's
Corn Sxtraotor; being purely vegetable
it causes no pain, Guarantee with every
:bottle of "Putaares" uee no other, We, at
all dealers.
Rattle Without Powdtsr.
"Pa, what is a militant suffrag-
ette 7"
"A militant. suffragette, son, is
a, woman who wants to vote so
'badly that she forgets to powder
her nose.'
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bad ease of diestemner -in a valuable holise
by the uee of 31I81AI00'S LTNIPIENT.
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A Hard Bump Coming.
Her Did—.Does that yourig man
you've been keeping company with
intend to get married er to re-
main single?
Daughter—I think , he's on the
fence, papa, '
Dad—Then throw him ever.
• Millard's Liniment tor sale everywhere.
Might Have Known.
After the bride had inspected all
the fresh vegetables in the store,
punched a few, and inquired prices
all round, she said to the patient
derk—"These tomatoes are just
twice as dear as those &mobs the
street. •Why is it 7-'2 (`Alt, - yes, -
madam, to !be sure; but, you know,
as I see yon are a judge, these"—
and the grocer smiled—"these are
hand-picked.'' Of course,'' she
said hastily, blushing, "why, , I
might have known. Give me ,a
bushel, please."
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in
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'party, Friday I was sick, y
I had my hair cut, and now here I
ann rushing. off to Sunday School l"
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Except for their -mistakes, a
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reinard's Liniment Rellolies Neuralgia,
It Has To.
She—It must be great to be
mbnl One dress suit leas you for
years and years, and a woman must
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. He—That's why one dress suit
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shy for good health. Unless the
waste matter from the food which
collects there is got rid of at least
once a day, it decays and poisons the
whole body, causingbiliousness, indi-
gestion and sick headaches.Salts
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irritate the delkate linmh,g of ole
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