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AFTER EFFECTS OF
DREADED LA GRIPPE
Ilversome ,by the Ilse of Dr. Wil-
liamsPinkP111
, Throughout Canada la grippe"(ins-
fitietaze,), prostrates , thouaids, e
'd f
betty ma
en nd women every winter,
•svreeking 'their health and leaving
• behind numerous serious ailments.
$s the after effects of la grippe
that cause such widespread misery.
.116re • is ..the reason. La: griPpe
eaves behind it weakened vital
•eWere, a shattered nervous wa-
nt, impure and impoyerishod
'blocs!, and a low state of health
that renders the sufferer extrentely
).iable to rheumatism, indigestion,
feeuralgia and nervous dieorders.
iYou can avoid la grippe entirely by
Iceeping the blood rioh and pure
through the.occasioisial use of Dr.
`Williams' `Pink Pills. Or if, be-
cause you have not reeognized your
bleed weakness, 1st grippe fastens
its fangs upon you, its disastrous
'after effe,cts can be driven out by
the ;same medicine. Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills Merease and enrich the
blood supply, feed the starving
'nerves,and thus impart new health
'and new strength to enfeebled men
a-ncl women. Mr. G. St. Clair, con-
- nectedswith the Sun Life Assurance
Halifaie, N.S.,' says; "I was
• taken down with a heavy cold and
la grippe and was 'confined to the
• house for some Weeks. I had the
best of medical attention, and al-
thortgh the doctor said I was cured
was still far from well, and did
hot have the vim necessary for a
Strenuous bushiest -1 life, and did not
attend to either office or field work.
Talking with a friend he said 'Why
)sot try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.'
decided to do so, and before I had
Used a box felt "an improvement,
hnd'before long the Pills made me
feel Lilte a. new man. I can't there -
foie, say too much in favor of this
'valuable hieelibine, and hope that
itny -who may read this and be in
heed of medical attention will be
Persaa,ded to try fhie truly wonder-
ful medicine."
Yon can get these healtlx-renevr-
big Pills through any medicine
Idealer or by mail post paid at 50
lunette a box or six boxes for $2.50
from The Dr. Williarne' Medicine
Brockvilie, Ont.
,
CAREL POLICE OF A_FRICA.
'Meats Eelend Over Ifundreds of
. Miles of Desert.
'
LEMIEUX IS A FINE ENGLISE
SPEAKER. '
Ex -Postmaster -General Wasn't Al-
ways Se, However.
Most English-speaknig Canadians
think of Sir Wilfrid Laurier as the
one Canadian of French origin who
has achieved the greetest success in
speaking the English tongue. There
are others who yield the palm to
Hon. /Rodolphe Lemieux. His won-
dee/fill command of Eriglish did not
come cagily to him, but is the re-
sult of years of.ha,iscl study and per-
severance in the fafee -of difficulties.
Old Parlialnentarians have a
painful recolletcion of -hie • first
speech in the House of Commons.
Be blundered, etammered, and fin-
ally sat down in utter confusion
• Oueoisity has been expressed as
what are the functions of a camel
corps. In -reality the camel corps
is a force of military police whose
"beats" extend over hundreds of
[)
iles of desert land beset with hid-
klen dangers. 'They are the hardest
'worked and the bravest guardians
'of law and order in the world.
The corps to the numbest/ of
'nearly SOO men, are composed en -
'rely of blacks—splendid type e of
3'e
. ritish Ease Africans, chosen spe-
Wally' for their strength and endur-
lance.. ' Theee men are commanded
'iby eight British officer. Officially
their duty is to patrol the 1,000
miles; of vomit line from Suez,to the
Gulf of Men, to suppress native
disorders.
An officer of the Egyptian army
who is home in London on furlough,
gave some interesting details of the
Daniel corps and its work, "British
cabers who join the camel corps are
men who want excitement and dan-
ger and plenty ,of it," he said,
,`,`The official headquarters of the
corps are at Cairo, but the men are
eeldom or ever seen there. They
work principally from Aden, but
. have no set instructions.,
Whenever there • is trouble or
sign of trouble among the native
tribes there the camel corps goes,
'Always they ride with their rifles
ready ' th band, alert and on the
.watch for the dusky enemies who
' know so well how to hide in the
'.'slas&t." . The 'duties .of this splen-
did -force, are, in fact,,- analogous to
those ei the fanmus Royal North-
west Mounted Police.
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"It is. anoteworthy fact," says a
writer, "that a woman's mind
keeps much 3--ounger and fresher
than a man's." Probably, adds a
,cynic, because she changes it more
,often.
Ron. Rodolphe Lemieux.
without having impressed his
thoughts on his aedience. After the
awkward silence had been broken
and the wheels of procedure were
revolving again, an old gentleman
rose up from his seat, on the Con-
servative side of the Reuse and
crossed over to the Liberal side,
where Mr. Lemieux was &ties&
He was Mr. '\r R. Brook, who
was then sitting for one of the To-
ronto constituencies,
"I will never try to speak in Eng-
lish again," said Mr. Lemieux, in
deep mortification.
A Stimulant.
fifteen _or sixteen years and arc
'produotiyo atthe se nil year,
• In former years' goats'. Milk va%
used almost exclusively throughout
the •country, and even now it is
more used than eow's milk,, and it
is highly recommended foe,
In Barcelona the consurriptien has
fallen off in recent svears on account
of the fine hygienic dairy farms
which have been established here,
these dairies being regarded by
competent authoritme as among the
finest in the world. The cows kept
on these farms are Molted from
Holland, England'aftel Switzerland,
• RAILROAD FOR ICELAND.
Free' the Capital' to Extend Fifty
Miles lifasi.
A million-dollarrailroad is to be
started in Iceland at a,n early date,
extending from the capital, Reyk-
javik, in an easterlydirection
across the plain of Thingvala, a
distance of about 58 miles, to the
Olfusa, bridge. Ultimately it is
proposed to extend this lino to
Thorsjaa, where the line will
branch off in two directions, one
going to the geysers and the other
to • Oerbak. The proposed lino
passes through a rather populouS
country, and one which is moll
frequented by tourists, Hereto-
fore the: means of traffic) in that
country have been rather meagre,
There are mane few carriage made
in the aouthern part of the eoun-
try, and a few vehicles are avails
able, but journeys are made gen-
erally on pony -back, valet in some
instances are long and tedious. The
country opened up by the new rail-
road is already an important.dairy
section, and with the operation of
the new line the value of the lands
will increase,
In the recently published biogra-
phy of Sir Wilfrid Lawson there is
a crop of good stories. One of them
refers to Sir Andrew Clark. It is
said that, when he recommended a
patient to drink wine, the latter ex-
pressed some surprise, saying he
thought Sir A. Clark was a temper-
ance doctor, to which Sir A. Clark
replied—"Oh, wine does sometimes
help you to get through work; for
instance, I have often twenty let-
ters to answer after dinner and a
pint of champagne is a great help."
"Indeed," said the patient, "does
a pint of champagne really help you
to answer the twenty letterer
"Ne I
no 1" said Sir Andrew, "but
when I've had a pint of chempagne
don't care a rap whether I answer
them or net!"
HEALTH FOR BABY
To keep the baby healthy and
strong his little stomach must be
kept sweet and Ms bowels working
regularly—that is the secret of
health in little ones. The mother
who keeps a ,supply of Baby's Own
Tablets in the house can feel rea-
sonablysure that hor little ones
are going to escape the results of
childhood ailments, for the Tablets
instantly relieve and cure such
troubles as constipation, indiges-
tion, colds, colic and worms by reg-
ulating the stomach and bowels.
Concerning them Mrs. Jas. De-
roche, Cache Bay, Ont., writes:
"I have used Baby's Own Tablets
for three years and have always
found them the best remedy for lit-
tle ones." They are sold by medi-
cine dealers or by mail at 25 cents
a box from The Dr, Williams' Medi-
cine Co., Brockville, Ont. ,
SPAIN'S MILK kIPPLY.
Derived Mainly from • Goats—Hy-
gienics Dairy Farms.
et the
Breakfast Call
man a dish of crisp,
golden -brown
Post
Toasties
served with a sprinkling of
sugar and some rich cream.
This delightful food made
of choice Indian Corn ---
flaked and to:toted—is reedy
to serve direct from • the
package,
Just the thing for break-
fast, lunch or. supper, winter
or summer.
A try tells why I
Toostias are sold by
• grocers—everywhere-,
Canadian Posture Cereal Co., Ltd.
Windsor, Ontario.
Good.Bye, Old Backache
Nerviline Will Fix You!
Gen whiz—think of it!
No more Eitomiteh dosing necessary
to euro your lame back.
Tilvery trace of lamenees, every bit
of (Written& everfeien of weaknese in
the back'e muscles ctin be rubbed
away for all time to come by good
old "Nerviline."
No other liniment can do the work
so quickly, can penetrate so deeply,
can bring ease and comfort to the
bask -weary sufferer as Nerviline in-
variably does.
Belikaohe Isn't the only malady
Ilerviline is quick to mare. Per lum-
bago or sciatica you would go far to
And relief so speedy as Nerviline
gives. For chronic rheumatism there
are pain-destroylug properties in Ner-
viline that give it first rank. The way
It Umbers up a stiff joint and takes
soreness out of strained or rheumatic
musolee is simply a wonder.
If you have an ache or pain any-
where, if you have a sore back, a
stiff nook, a stiff joint, a strained
muscle—if you have lumbago, con-
gested chest or sore throat, just try
Nerviline. Rub It on plentifully—it
won't blister, it can't do anything but
cure you quickly.The large 50e.
family dee bottle "is the most econ-
omical, of ciouree, but you can from
any .dealer, also get the 25o, small
size of Nerviline, the king of all pain.
relieving remedies.
s'erved, pointing to a retort stand
is an example of hidden possibili-
ties, "may have enough energy to
run a steamship across the Atlan-
tic.''
\Yemen mith Salm Shin
Bete Is a Cool Treatment!
You .G et ReS nits' Quickly.
Womanly beatty IS largely the out-
ward ,expression of health. ,
Every woman with Pale cheeks and
poor complexion needs medicine—
needs a potent tonic to regulate her
system.
To tone up the stomach--tci insure
good digestion—to give new life and
vitality to the whole system—where is
there a remedy like Dr. Hamilton's
Dr, Hamilton's' Pills enable you to
eat what you like—they correct con-
stipation—make • nourishing blood ---
Instil force and vim into a run-down
system,
If nervous and can't sleep your re.
medy is Dr. alamllton's Filer—they
search out the cause of your condition
and you rise in the' morning refreshed,
strong, vigorous, ready for the day's
work.
Dr. Hamilton asks every weak and
debilitated person to use his Mandrake
and 13uttc,alit Pills. They make old
folks feel young, and weak folks feel
strong, Their effecte upon insomnia
and langour is marvellous. Hundreds
declare they soothe and quiet the
nerves so that a good night's rest al-
ways follow their use.
To look well, t�' feel well, to keep
Well, use Dr. Hamilton's Pills. They are
mild, cleansing, strengthening—good
for the young or old, Sold by all
dealers in .25e. boxes.
Wattled Ugliness in Olden Days.
DRIVEN BY RADIUM.
A Matt of an Age When Substance
Ray Become a Fuel.
An era when radium might be us-
ed as fuel for ships and motor ears
was hinted at by C. E. IS, Phillips
at the Cancer hospital in London
recently, ,says the London Chroni-
cle,
"I am not saying this with any
seriousness," he remarked with a
smile; but an experiment he car-
ried out—one of a series in the
course of his lecture—indicated that
there was foundation for his obser-
vation. In soletion radium decom-
poses water, giving off an explosive
mixture of gases, Mr. Phillips pro-
duced these gases, and by fusing
them with an electric spark created
current of air which drove a small
fan.
Another experiment described
was a "sporting event," as the lec-
turer was doubtful whether he could
encompass it. In practice it was
very successful. From the stage
along the roof ran a glass tubing,
25 feet in lengeh, connected with a
tube of zinc sulphide. The lighes
were burned down and in the dark-
ness radium emanations were
pumped through the tubing, and in
an instant the sulphide was glow-
ing hmain'ously while the audience
—many of whom were medical men
--loudly applauded.
Like an ultra-moelern conjurer,
working with the latest medium,
Mr. Phillips achieved other results
illustrating the remarkable peeper -
ties of radium. He took a balloom
and electrifying it with friction
from a handkerchief, made 15 follow
his finger about; then he passed a
i
speck of radium n a tube over It
.
and the electricity was gene and
the balloon was unresponsive. He
produced a blue speck of light which
was easily influenced by a magnet.
He showed the rays penetrating lu-
minously through an opaque sur-
face.
And as he demonstrated he drop-
ped • little , items of information
which will perhaps be astonishing
to the general public, eueli :
The Beta rays of radium have a
velocity of 180,000 tellies per'seeencl.
The -Alpha rays or helium have a
velocity of 18,000 miles*per second.
'There are 20,000 tone of radium
In the sea,.
One ton .of radium le equal to 1,-
500.000 tons of 'cowl in point of
radio -energy.
• A gramme of radium diminishes
th half its quantity in 1,750 years;
it is slowly giving off energy during
that time equal to 3,600 horsepower
hours. •
In view of 'the fact, he said, that
the exhaustion of the coal supply
wasput at 200 years, science must
begin to look about for eorne new
source of energy, "Thia," he ob-
According to the most recent sta-
tistics published here, there are up-
ward of 3,500,000 goats in Spain,
writes Consul General Morgan,
from Barcelona. In every town of
the 'country bands of these animals
are driven through the streets dur-
ing the early morning and after-
noon hours and milked in the pre-
sence of the purchaser of the milk.
There are few goat dairies in the
oountry where the milk is pub up in
bottles, but they are of small im-
portance. The entire production is
consumed in the country, and' only
a email portion thereof is made into
cheese,
The finest beeed of goats • and
those producing the largest quan-
tity of milk are, reified in Murcia
provinee, south of Alicante, whence
th ecountry's supply .of these ani-
mals generally entries. About 60,-
000 of those animals are slaughter-
ed ,eteeli year in Baacelona for eon-
sumption. and the export of goat-
skins from Spain in 1912 amounte,d
to 1,797,754 • pounds, valeed at
•$573,647.
The goats weigh between 55 and
96 pounds, and the daily average
milk given is a little over two
quarts per ,goab. The milk retails
at 13.5 to 14.5 cents a quart, ac-
cording to supply and demand, The
animals are fed entirely on dried
alfalfa and beafis, and the c>o,st" of
food consumed by eaoh will average
about 9 oonts a day, The price at
which they are sold varies between
$20 and $35, according to the size
of the,goat and the quantity of milk'
she gives, They live to the ago of
,
Some bygone housewives appear
to have regarded ugliness as a
quality to be desired in their ser-
vants, When Eliza, Coke, daughthr
of Coke of Norfolk, was about to
marry, she wrote to her prospective
mother-in-law: "Pray have the
gooelnees to decide as you think
best about the pretty , housemaid.
I wish she were less pretty and' less
fend of dress; but if her conduct
and principles are good neither are
really objectionable faults. I think
our establishment will be a pattern
of morality, particularly if Mr,
Stanhope engages the squinting
butler and the terrible housemaid
he mentioned to me."—London
Chronicle.
The Reason.
A little girl of seven or eight
years stood one day before a closed
gate. .A gentleman passed slowly.
The little girl turned and said to
him:
"Will you please open this gate
for Me 1"
The gentlemen did so. Then he
said kindly:
"Why, ray child, couldn't you
open the gate for yourself 1"
"Because," said the little girl,
"the paint's not dry yet."
A Man of Regular liabits.
"How long before Mr. Jimpson
will be home I" asked a man's voice
over the telephone.
"He telephoned a few minutes
ago that he had just left his office,"
answered Mrs. Jirapson. "He will
pa.es six aloons on his way, and
will probably spend 10 minutes in
each ono. I expect him home in
something like an hour."
Toe Slow.
"So you've decided not to get
that new gown that you had order-
ed from your dressmaker'!"
"Yes, She's so busy that she
couldn't have it done for at least
three weeks, and hy that time it
would be out of style.:'
OT PUT
11 WATER
,Salt RI)eqm Beg4n vthitching an
:,Buriling, Watery Pinlples, :Cuti-
,' 'care, 'Soap and Ointment 'Cured
o Two Weeks;
,
, .
reePee suffered with
ealt.,rheurit for .nfrip Months. li begatt,,,by
tfaingandhnibik and
my iSSICW broke out in
watery Dimples and I
could not sleep, only
wretch thy haothi and
they would bleed. The
pimples were small and
white, about the size
Water. I could not put
a pin heada filled with
my hands in water at all.
' "a' tried and--. but
found no relief until r ulFd .outkor. Soap
and Ointment, 5 phlr the ,'Outieura °Mt -
Ment on my Ininds after' washing them with
the Cuticura Soap and in two Weeks they.,
wore perfectly cured." (Signed) Taira
Bridget A. Briand, May 17, 1913.
FOR PIMPLESAND BLACKHEADS
The following is a most effective and eco-
nomical treatmdra: Gently smear the af-
f,ectecl parts with Cutleura Ointment, ou the
cnd of the finger,but do not rub. Wash off
the Outloura Ointment in five minutes with
Outleura Soap and hot water and continue
bathing for some minutes. This trc-tment
Is best on rising and retiring. At other
thnes rise Cuticura Soap freely for the toilet
and bath, to assist in preventing inflamma-
tion, irritation and clogging of Cie pbrea.
Cuticula Soap and Ointment sold every-
where. Por liberal free sample of each, with
12-p. book, send post -card to 'Potter Drug
& Chem. Corp., Dept. I), Boston, U. S. A.
Natives Like Salt.
If salt is not essential to life,
why do those who have little or
none of it crave, for 157 You should
see, as I have seen -(writes a cor-
respondent) the whole population
turn out of an African village on
the approach of white prospectors
in the hope of olotainitig salt. The
men 'demanded it, the women clam-
ored and the children cried for it.
Even the coffee -colored babies
slung astride their mothers' backs
thrust forth their tiny hands and
devoured it as greedily as our Eng-
lish children do sweets. A spoon-
ful of salt all round established
amicable relations, and when it
came later to bartering I found salt
by far the most valuable medium.
Value for value, salt procured
three times as much as calico or
fancy goeds.—London Chronicle.
At Rome Then.
"When can I surely catch your
husband at home 1"
"That' hard to tell, but he's
nearly always here for breakfast,"
Wanted.
Wanted — Twelve well-educated,
_conscientious young women as
pupil nurses in City Hospital,
Cleveland, leo fill vacancies caused
by graduation. Unusual variety of
experience. Nesv Nurses' Home
soon to be completed. Finest con-
tagious disease building in the
State. Children's Ward and Ma-
ternity Department. Two months'
Visiting Nurses' work. Monthly
allowance from time of acceptance.
Address Miss Frederika K. Geiser,
Principal.
A man who knows how to do one
thiug right may try to prove it by
doing something else wrong.
minaret's Liniment cures ometeeria.
A Scottish agriculturist was re-
lating his experience to -an Irish-
man, .ancl was very proud of the
fact that, he had planted an acorn
seed which had sprung ep into a
beautiful oak tree, "All!" said
Pat, "that was nothing. Sure, I
once pier/tett a dead cab, and in a
short time up sprang a sanitary in-
.
specter."
Ilelpless From Rheumatism
CM Pills, Oleo Prompt Relief By Miring
The Kidneys.
Mr. Samuel Longmore, of Montreal, eays:
"Just a word of praise for GIN PILLS.
About fifteen months ago I could not walk
across my room, suffering severely with
Rheumatism. I took CIIN PILLS and be-
come quite well. Two months ago, I had
Itheutuatic Paine with Neuralgia. I re,
sorted to GIN PILLS again for ono week
and became quite well."
50e. a Box, 6 for 51.30. Sample free lf
you write National Drug & Chemical Co.
of Canada, Limited, Toronto.
ED. 4.,
ISSUE• 4—'14.
PASSING OF TRE LOCOMOTIVE
Eleetricity `end Internet Combine
e
What ±5 ake p f eh
t th lace o e
/ lion Englnee Igext.
steam locomotive was considered
recently by F. W. Lancheeter in a
British association paper. Afthr
nearly a century of service with
unchanged essentials, the passing
of this nomhine seems to be near at
hand, and railway development is
elPinrn:egisnreoesf8:ei no rgnpalong
e ltech r /tire t nin8b itst
the 41.dpi-sties' -of/ internal combuetion
In the former system the prime
mover is stationary, the power be-
ing transmitted to the live:motive
electrically. 'The Use of the inter-
nal combustion engine is taking
two forms—that of turning the
wheels directly, in the old way, and
that of serving as a portable power
statien, generating electrical cur
rent that in -turn drives ,electric
tors connected with the axles.
Tho 4aso1ine-e1eebrio' is a mixed
system between these two. A late
product is the gaseline coach, capa-
ble of running seventy miles an
hour, and it is hoped that in the ,
future independent coaches may be'
coupled together in trains tinder t1xe.
control of the leading coach, and
then uncoupled at independent sec -
Liens. al, different junction points
along the line.
All ready baked -
to a nicety ; Whole,
mealy and full
flavored. Heating
only is necessary.
EVIWIDiesek-twe ISISeSsl
FARMS FOR SALE.
R. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Strout.
Toronto.
TYOU WANT TO • BUY OR SELh A
irFitilt i rlIftl° ',71):„Ztc;i1 n Bi.iamppt ion! os- 59
Colborne _St., Toronto.
Chance to Escape.
"Papa, now that you liave bought
Laura a piano, you might buy me
a pony."
"Why so, Tommy?"
"Then at least I could go riding
when she is playing."
The Lesser Evil.
friges—"You must have a lot
el trouble keeping your wife dress-
ed up in the height of style."
Griggs—"Yes, but it's nothingth
the trouble I'd have if I didn't.',
filinard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eta
Right.
"A girl and things to eat have a
good deal in coin/non."
")ifew's that 7"
"If they don't agree with you it's
best to keep away, no matter how
much you may like'ern."
Flowers. Fruit arid' sunshine In January
and always, ,are to bo 'found in California,
the ideal wintering. place, reached com-
fortably and conveniently by the Chicago,
Uulen Pacific and North Western Eine,
via . the fastest and most • direct routes,
amidst the luxurious surroundings of the
compartment; club and observation par-
lor, or more moderate -priced and home-
like Tourist car. Three splendid trains
daily—The Overland Limited, fastest train
to San Franoisco; The LOS Angelos Lim-
ited, three days to the Magic City cif the
Land of Sunshilie, via 'Salt Lake City; and
the San Francisco Limited. The Overland
Route offers: Safety—Speed—Sconery and
unexcelled dining car service—test it.
Rates, illustrated matter and fall aortic.
ulars on application. II. IE. Bennett, Gen-
eral Agent, 46 Yougn Street, Toronto,
Ontario.
The Result of Suspicion.
"De man dat don't trust any-
body," said Uncle Eben, "is
mighty liable to figure out moral
- es,
, AS She Saw 15.
The Motherelf you grow up to be S'2KilarilgOMP[Ft"TirriaolnoinU
goon Son, Grevosond, Onta.itol.
polite,. my clone and have
H W. DAWSON, =borne at., Toronto.
WANTED.
NEWSPAPERS FOR SALE.
WnpalipeArVR„roSenegleasPor "LT in 00.
tario itt right prices. Apply quickly
es subar.ription r,.newa, time is Just °Dem
Wilson Publishing Company, 73
West Adelaide Street, Toronto,
NURSERY STOCK.
taste in dress and marry ,discreetly
I shall be perfectly satisfied.
The Daughter (aged twelve) —
Then I don't need any education ;
isn't that lovely.
CORNS ARE LIKE KNOTS.
Year by year they grow harder and In.
cidentally more painful. Why sUffer when
.vou can be cured for 2E.ospent on Put-
nam's Corn Extractor? Fifty years in use
and guaranteed to cure. "Use Putnam'e
Extractor, Moat all dealers.
War's Awful Toll.
. A striking illustration of the ter-
rible human waste in war is fur-
nished by the census just taken of
the new Bulgarian territories ac-
quired by conquest. The male pee -
elation of that portion of Mace-
donia allotted to Bulgaria wa,s re-
duced during the hot:till:tie-a from
175,000 to 42,500. In Bulgarian
Thrace only 225,000 males remain
out of a total before the war of
494,000, while in the district of Mies- '
ta,phs, Pasha, where fighting waged
so long -and fiercely, only 4,009
males ,a,re left out of 33,000, the to-
tal before fighting began.
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The Lawyer Knew.
Defenclant—I don't know what
I'd have done 11 ±5 hadn't been for
you,
Lawyer—I know, though. You'd
have done time.
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"I suppose that your son is de-
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"Yes; and a pace that is much
too fast for one of his years."
Not an Expert.
"Is he a good oculistl"
"I -wouldn't trust him to treat
the eye of a potato."
The Long Run is Unpopular.
"Honesty always wins in the
long run."
"Yes, I know ; but a man is likely
to be regarded as an old fogey or
a weakling if he doesn't take the
.short cut nowadays."
Boarding Reuse Criticism.
Landlady—"Will you take tea or
coffee 7"
Boarder — "Which ever you call
it."
Mei Cost of Living. '
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Married Man --Huh I What I want
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False Alarm.
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eiteeze he thinks I'm calling him."
He Takes Them.
'`Dobbs says he talses a number
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"That's true. He ia,kes SOMO of
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minaret's Liniment cure, Distemper.
In Cows.
"He's always' finding something
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"What's his latest I"
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A. Poor Plea fer Wooers.
"So you didn't marry the rich
Mies Jenks alter all. Was it yen)!
own doing'
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"You're efo nice to your friend,
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"That's very natural. I hardly
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I3ix—I always keep my troubles
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Dix—Quite right, too I When you
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^
She—"Now you must admit that
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course not; he has every one of
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