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CAPE STRIKERS BEATEN.
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meeting. The charge against them
was cont'tavetition of the provisions
of martial law. Then' men had
Jugs passed a resolution to resume
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THE SUNDAY SCHUUL STUDY.
INTERNATIONAL LESSON,
• JANUARY 25.
Lesson. TV. Serving Je8us. Luke 8.
9..07:02; 10, 38.42. Golden'
Pcxt,; Matt. 2i. 40.
Grouping's
. Events Acco-rdin'g
.Subject Mtter'. 'Elie materialfor.
our present lesson .comprises three
separate events taken from. differ-
ent portions,of Luke's longer, nar
rative and'having no direct chrono-
logical connection with `each other.
They have been 'chosen rathei on
the basis of a relationship in
thought and teaching, a principle
of selection permissible in all our
study of the Bible, and quite in
harmony with a 'method followed
by the gospel writers themselves in
various parts of their several nar-
ratives. In the lesson outline we
have sequence indicated theaq uence of
thought which this grouping of our
lesson outline presents.
I Verses 1-8. Soon afterward—Fol-
lowing the events which transpired
in the home of the Pharisee and
which are recorded in the closing
verses of•the preceding chapter.
Good tidings—This is the literal
meaning of our word gospel; also
of the word evangel, from which
the words "evangelism," "evan-
gelical," etc„ are derived.
Mary that was called Magdalene
—Meaning probably that her home
was at Magdala, a village which is
commonly identified with the mod-
ern village of Mejdel, on the west-
ern shore of the Sea of Galilee. It
-was customary 50 to distinguish
from each other persons having a
very common name.
The afflictions from which this
woman had been freed by Jesus
were doubtless such as affected the
brain and nervous system, since it
was these -ailments that were com-
monly attributed to demon posses-
sion. Unless Mary Magdalene is
to be identified with. the sinful wo-
man mentioned in the preceding
chapter, and there is no sufficient
ground for such identification, de-
mon possession is nowhere in the
New Testament associated-ith
low moral character. Both igattry
Magdalene and Joanna aromen-
tioned again in connection with the
events of resurrection morning.
Chuzas, the husband of Joanna, is
nowhere eIse mentioned unless we
identify him, as Godet suggests,
with the nobleman mentioned in
John 4, 46-53, "Who believed with
his whole house," As the steward
of Herod .Antipas, tetrarch of Gali
lee, he would be manager of the
letter's large estates, a man who
exercised much influence in Her-
od's household. Susanna is not
mentioned elsewhere.
As they went on the way—An al-
together different occasion and
doubtless much earlier than the
events above mentioned. Compare
Matt. 8, where this certain • man
is referred to es a scribe. Hath
not where to lay his head—The pub-
lic life of Jesus was one of constant
activity and travel, so that ho had
to forego entirely the usual corn -
forts of home life. Leave the dead
to bury their own dead—Let those
who are so engrossed with the af-
fairs of everyday life that they have
not heard and responded to the
call of the gospel attend to such.
matters as you put forth as an ex-
cuse for not immediately proclaim-
ing the kingdom of God. Evidently
the man had either offered a ficti-
tious excuse for not following
Jesus immediately or by his entire
manner manifested a flippant and
superficial attitude toward the in-
vitation extended, thus calling
forth the Master's stern reply,
which he Himself would hardly
make a rule for everybody to fol-
low literally, What jostle would
have all excuse makers understand
he makes very plain in the next
sentence, in which ho makes stead-
fastness and fidelity the test of fit-
ness for the kingdom of God.
As they went on their way—At
this point we resume the narrative
of our last lesson, though here too
we must remember what was said
in the paragraph on "chronologi-
cal sequence" in connection with
that lesson, The passage which
follows may or may not be related
closely in time with what imme-
diately precedes.
A certain village—Bethany, near.
the Mount of Olives (John 11, 1, 18),
In Mark 14. 3 and Matt. 20, 0 we
read of a feast prepared for Jesus
in the house of Simon the leper,
Martha serving and Mary anointing
the. Master's feet. It has been con-
jectured that perhaps Martha was
Simon's daughter or even his
wife. In either case Simon would.
not be present, since the law de-
manded the •separ•at'%on .of lepers
from other people.
Cumbered about much serving—
Marthe evidently had gone to much
trouble in order to do due honor
to their distinguished guest. In
centering her mind' wholly upon the
external service and hospitality she
lost, in part at least, the deeper
joy of sfellowehip .with. the Master
which the occasion of his visit made
possible and of which her more
spiritually minded sister eagerly
took advantage.
But one thing is needful—Splen-
did and appropriate' as was the
service which Martha rendered, it
was not ,absolutely .essential, and
when permitted to rob her of the.
greater blessing which the occasion
afforded, it became an : enoum
branco rather than a source of
blessing,
A .new rifle union has been form-
ed for
orm-ed''for British a•iflemen.
An American Senator speaking
im Lotidort bitterly ,'assailed Brit-
airi's policy in .Mexiee,
A -scheme has he -en devised in
Pennsylvania to reduce rite eost of
radium.
A year ago
he couldn't eat
Today iia can eat three square
tncals,'and ,E,ometimes ;o00
extra",, because Chamberlain's
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'add gave him a good digestion.
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iasis, 3
Cbember4(o L1t3Icf si Co.. Toronto
DIED AND LIVED AGAIN.
Illis Other 'Self Detached From the
Earthly Body.
John C. Wheeler, now in his 72nd
year, and living in Ivanrest; Mich.,
has a notable history. He experi-
enced the sensation of dying and
says it was delightful; be has spent
40 years of his life walking from
place to place delivering lectures,
accepting only food and clothing as
recompense; he gives all the money
he receives to charity and lives on
the charity of his friends; he looks
like Alexander Dowio and John
Burroughs, and has often been mis-
taken for one or the other of them;
he walks fourteen miles daily to get
reading matter in the public li-
brary; he believes in reincarnation
and says he is not a fanatic.
"I believe I have had the most
wonderful experience of any human
being living," he said. "I have
practically died and lived again.
Not long after graduation I was
swimming with a number of com-
panions when I suddenly went
down. It was several mihutes be-
fore my friends missed me, and
when they finally located my body I
was unconscious. A doctor was
summoned from half a mile away,
and when he arrived he pronounced
nye dead. I was taken to my board-
ing-house and another doctor who
lived a mile away was sent fora He,
too, pronounced me dead.
"While the fact that I regained
consciousness after so many hours
ie not iso remarkable, it is remark-
able that while apparently dead I
was never more fully alive in my
life. But I was a part distinct from
my body. I could tell the persons
about me everything that happened
while I lay unable to move. During
those hours I discovered many
things. Much was revealed to me
that would sound preposterous to
relate. But the one thing I do re
member is the queer sensation of.
dying,
"Dying is delightful; of that I ani
sure. After losing consciousness
my body, I am told, sank to the
bottom of the lake, but the other
self seemed ea float away from my
body and soar above the water, 1
looked down and could see my body.
I saw the rescuers find it, and place
it on the bank, I then seemed to
return to the fleshy prison and
again become a part of it, but was
incapable of giving it volition. I
exerted all my strength, but could
cause no, movement of the muscles:
Finally, I seemed to secure a firmer
grasp on things, and almost instant-
ly regained consciousness. In that
fleeting moment between the con-
scious and the unconscious state
the thought of returning to life was
repugnant. It seemed like a re-
turn to prison after a tour of the
outside,
"Prior to that experience I had
been an agnostic, disbelieving in a
hereafter or a spiritual state of ex-
istence, but now my whole point of
view of life changed. I have never
since doubted the spiritual exist-
ence. A Dian is double, ,and the
body is not a part of him. I don't
want to be classed as a Spiritualist;
in fact, don't care to be la'beled at
all, although theosophy conies near-
est to my belief. I believe in a re-
incarnation, and that death simply
turn a man inside out."
'NOTED FINANCIER DEAD.
Hon. George A. Cox Passed Away
in His 74th .Year.
A despatch from Toronto says
Senator George A. Cox, for ,years
rated one of the' greatest frnanoiers
in Canada, and always a oitizen of
whom the Dominion was justly'
proud, died just before. daybreak:
en Friday morning at his home in
Sherbourne Street after en illness
of nearly a year. He was in the
74th year of his age. Senator Cox's
condition had been gradually grow-
ing worse curing the past few
assistance
k in's iso of oral
weeks p } as
it was possible for three e:m.inent
physicians to elide 'y .hilar, lend dur-
ing the last few days Iii had for the
p l ,
;tura] of o•rtion o;C the time beep 3
-
ing in a state of coma, only his re-
markable vitality keeping tire spas*
of hie Within his body. Death was
dile eo arterial sclerosis, or heed -
ening of the. arteries. The family
were at the, bedside wheal the encu
Caere.
11+o mere upplicatious fpr tif-
rerco have been made to.:Perlia'
nient, bringing the total this year
to forty-two,
Tho Canadian Pacific Railway's
assets, according to a valtigtion
just oornpleted, ere worth' about
$849,000,000, and its. total 'income
for the year ending June last,'
$159,305,000.
Clyarles Niekles failed in a dam-
age suit against the London' Street
Railway and the G. T, It. for in-
juries alleged to have been sustain.-
ed in to coilisiotr,,it being shown
that he was not e passenger on the
street Car at all.
HOURLY NEED AICD DANGER
Story of the Israelites' Wanderings Applicable for
Our Own Age and For Every Age
'Speak unto the children of Israel,
that they go forward.—Exodus
15,
When W n rho Israelites were wander-
ing through the 'wilderness to , the
promised land they encountered all
sorts of vicissitudes: Day after
clay they web brought face to face
with privations and disasters, un-
til it seemed as though flesh rand
blood could endure no more. What
shall we do 2 they cried. Where-
upon "the congregation" divided,
in answer to this question, into
three distinct and mutually` antag-
onistic parties.
First, there were the people who
looked back to the good old days in
Egypt and clamored to return.
Theyy had been 'i in slavery in those
days, to be sure, but they had had
plenty to eat and had'beensecure
from the perils of trackless wastes
and the attacks of unknown ene-
mies. "Would that we had died in
the land of Egypt," thy said,
"when we diel eat bread to the full,
for yo have brought us forth into
this wilderness to kill this whole
assembly with hunger."
-Set up the Golden Calf.
Next there were the people who,
at rho end of each clay's journey,
were well content and desired
therefore to go no further. Tho
manna and quails were abundant,
the water gushing from the rocks-
was sweet and the heavenly por-
tents seemed propitious. "This is
the promised land," they said.
`LLet us remain right here 1" It was
this party, we may believe, which
set up the golden calf at the foot of
Mount Sinai and worshipped at the
new made shrine.
Lastly, there were the people,
few in number but mighty in cour-
age and spiritual insight, who were
willing neither to return nortore-
main but insisted always upon
pushing ahead. They realized that
they were wandering in an unfamil-
iar country and were beset by the
perils of the desert and its savage
inhabitants. But they also realiz-
ed that to "return to Egypt was to
go back to bondage, to stay here at
I the .uieht's encampment was to re -
mein in a peipot110l1y insecure Pos
citron and that, above all things
alae, ,to do either of 'these threes
s
g
was to miss the promised. land.
Therefore, under the leadership of
Moses, did they insist upon moving
on! -And in so doing, ` we are told,
significantly enough, .they obeyed
the woad of God. Forlit is written,
"Jehovah said unto Moses, Speak
tints) the children :of Israel, that
they go forward,"
Now here, in *his story, do we
have a parable for our own age and
for every age, Always, in the
critical periods ..of 'history, are
there the men whotalk about
"Tire Good Old Times"
and fin e
find an escape from present
dangers in the traditions of the
elders and the customs of the fa-
thers. Always are there the men
also who are well satisfied with
things as they are and therefore de-
precate any agitation for move-
ment, •either backward or forward.
But with neither of these two
parties, in the last analysis, is tlier"e
true wisdom. For this we have to
go to those lonely and valiant spit -
its of every age who see with per-
fect clearness the needs and clan-
gers of the hour, and see with equal
clearness that +these can be success-
fully : met not by retreating, nor
yet by standing still, but only by
advancing boldly into the unknown
future—the prophets, apostles,
martyrs, seers, who behold the pro-
mised land in the far distance and
speak unto men the will of God,
that they "go forward!" To -day,
as in the days of Moses, these aro
the counsellors who must be heeded
if the race is to be saved. At no
time more appropriately than at the
beginning of this new year can we
remind ourselves that -
"Nein occasions teach new duties,
Time makes ancient good un-
couth;
ncouch;
We must upward still aricl onward.
Who would keep abreast op'
truth,"
—Rev, John Haynes Holmes.
CARGOES OF MAIL.
Immense Postal Traffic Between
Great Britain and Canada.
Some idea of the tremendous
postal trade between Great Britain
and Canada is given in the figures
secured from the General Post-
offiee and published in a London
paper, During the week before
Christmas, 8,500,000 letters for Can-
ada were sent out, The figures are:
Parcels, Letters.
Australia 19,500 2,500,000
China, & Far East 10,000 —
India and Ceylon. 48,000 —
India and the whole
of the Far East — `5,000,000
New Zealand 19,000 620,000
South Africa 10,000 3,125,000
Canada — 8,500,000
The figures concerning .the par-
cels sent to Canada were not pro-
curable, along with the rest, be-
cause such parcels were sent en-
tirely from Liverpool. Altogether,
the G. P. O. reported that 50,000,-
000 letters went out during the
Christmas rush and ten thousand
extra employees were engaged in
London alone to handle the work,
and twenty-one - buildings were
pressed into service, including drill
halls, public baths, and auction
rooms.
It will be noted from the above
figures drat more letters were for
Canada than for South Africa, Aus-
tralia, and New Zealand combined,
and more for Canada than for
China, India, all the Far Best, with
either Australia or South Africa
thrown in.
There has, in fact, been a tre-
mendous increase in the mail busi-
ness between Canada and Great
Britain in the past fifteen years.
Anybody who has seen the Cana-
,dian mail put off the ship at the
other side of the pond, or the
American mail put off such a boat
as the Lusitania, never fergets the
sense of unlimited bulk that com-
munication between this continent
and Great Britain assumes. He sees
thousands and thousands of fat mail
bags shooting down the sides into
the waiting mail boat. He is aware
that from unseen and unexpected
nooks in the ship he has traveled
on, a cargo of mail is being put
forth that the ship of a century ago
would scarcely have had space to
accommodate.
Sought toy Converse.
Seated comfortably in the r•ail-
way carriage a commercial travel-
ler foiled beside him a rather se-
date looking gentleman with whom
he sought to converse, and began
by explaining what goods he sold,
and in what large quantities he sold
them. "And you, my friend," he
added, '`what is your line l"
"Brains," answered his companion
gruffly, "Ah ! brains, you say?
That must he nice. You carry no
samples, I see."
A. Question of height.
Michael—Come quick! Patrick
is stuck in a bog up to his ankles,
James—Don't worry, then, if he's
only up to his ankles he can soon
get out again t
Mike—Yes, but he went in head
first!
It frequently rains on the just
because the unjust hie swiped his
umbrella,
LABATT'S LONDON LAGER
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JOHN LABATT, LIMITED, LONDON
THIS 15 A STORE OF
DEPENDABLE VALUES
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A store that keeps 1 1
changing jewelry styles.
A store that sells the same goods as those sold in
the 'better stores all over the country—
And sells them, too, at as low prices as ANY STORRE'.
CAN.
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Everything • we you can be depended upon to
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BE exactly what we tell you it is.
This is so from Tie Holders at a quarter to Diamonds.
And it platters not what you may require nor when,.
if it belongs to a Jewelry stock, it's here.
Prove these things any time occasion arises.
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