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THE SUNDAY. SCHOOL' STUDY
INTERNATIONAL LESSOle,
JANUARY 11.
Lesson 'IL 'Meeker of the S1: euty.
'Luke 10. 7,•21. 6O1dcli Text,
Matt.. 10.20.
lung hi
Verses 1-3Je. LeaviPeg Galilee lie
m, sus pre.cred to make
his last journey southward one of
helpful ministration and preaching.
To• this end he "sent messengers"
ahead to prepare the way for his
corning. In one village of Samaria
these messengers were retested on
the ground of 'narrow prejudice (9.
52-50); but other towns received
thelnt gladly.
Appointed seventy others in ad-
dition to the twelve disciples to
assist in the work of preparing the
way for his coming into the vil-
lages and towns which it was his
purpose to visit. His appointment
of so large a number he explains
by pointing out the magnitude of
the harvest and the scarcity of
laborers, exhorting those whom he
was -sending out tht4t they pray the
Lord of the harvest for an even
greater increase of workers, bub
Jesus is careful to make it very
plain that the task to which he is
appointing them is net one that
will bring to them popular ap-
plause, but one rather fraught with
disappointment, hardship, and per-
secution. They 'will go .forth' .as
lambs into the midst of wolves,
some of thein perhaps to share the
fate of martyrs to the cause in
which they have enlisted.
4-7: Despite the danger involved
in their mission the seventy go
forth empty-handed, without purse
and wallet, and free from every
unnecessary encumbrance.
Salute no man -The customary
'wayside salutation of the East was
a long-drawn-out affair, and the
many salutations that would be
necessary on a muck frequented
public highway would seriously de-
lay anyone whose message or er-
rand was one of haste and iinport-
ance. Such messengers were by.
icustom excused from the necessity
of making these formal salutations.
When, however, the disciples en-
tered a Home, they were not to
omit the 1411401 and appropriate
greeting, Peace he to this house.
Son of peace -One peacefully in-
clined -a Hebrew idiom.
Turn to you again -The blessing
refused by the inmates of the
house shall still be yours, in your
possession for bestowal upon some
obiter more appreciative home. But
where the reception is cordial the
disciples are to remain, contenting
themselves with such things as they
give and not going about from
house to house In search of better
entertainment. Ministers of the
gospel are not to seek luxury or
0011400I comfort.
8-12. Jesus has first indicated the
course to be followed in entering a
private .home. He now gives prac-
tically the same injunction regard-
ing the attitude of the disciples to-
, ward an entire community. If their
reception in the city is cordial they
are to render tho greatest possible
service, healing the sick and
(preaching the gospel.
The kingdom of God is come
+nigh -In the person and teaching of
Jesus heaven's richest blessing is
bestowed upon an individual or a
community.
Even the dust . we wipe off
against you -The words and action
were symbolical of utter repudia-
tion, such as it was the custom for.
Pharisees to observe in crossing
from Gentile territory into their
:own land. But even those cities
I which reject the advance messen-
gers of Jesus are to be reminded
-that in the verycoming
O
f these
messengers an opportunity of great
blessing, though, rejected, had been
at their door.
More tolerable in that day for
Sodom -In the day of final judg-
ment the inhabitants of ancient So-
dom, destroyed because of its in-
iquity, shall still receive more leni-
ent treatment than those of Cho
towns and villages who rejected the
disciples of Jesus.
13-16. (Compare Matt. 11. 21-24,
where the denunciation of the
cities mentioned occurs in quite a
different connection.) Responsibil-
ity is equal to opportunity and pun-
ishment equal to responsibility.
Woe unto thee -The thought of
the cities which will reject his mes-
sengers and himself leads Jesus to
ubter words of sorrowful condemn-
ation of those other cities in which
he had already labored, but which
had rejected him,
This the first mention of Chore-
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This is so from Tie Holders at is quarter to Diamonds,
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zin, which is thought to be - identical,
with Kerazeh, about twin miles
northeast;' of modern. Tell Hunt, the
supposed site of Oapernai:lre
' Betheaida, also called Bethsailla
Jellies, was a small city on the
northern shore of the Sea of Gala-
lee'east of the Jordan "Slyer.
•The 'nighty works lvhicli Sexes
had performed in'fleet)': cities i'e
Pates a
pet
had,
recerded,fox us -ie, the- gos
eel na imeiy'e5, ie which' probably
only a emelt portion of the actual
teaching and works. o£ Teens are
,mentioned.
Tyre : and Sider' ---Two. `ancient;
Phoenician cities on the eastern'
shore bI the Mediterrane'aa,
against` which several of the . Old
Testament prophets had uttered
words of denrinoiation ;(compare
Isa. 23; 'Ter. 25,. and Beek. 20 to
2!3). The Master's last words of con-
demnation are spoken against
Gsapernanln, the city which hrt<l
been the` centre of his entire mini-
stry in Galilee, It was the place
to wliich he returned again and
again and in which lie had often
preached to the multitudes and
performed miracles of healing,
The words of, verse 16 are again.
addressed directly to the seventy
end aro intended t9 emphasize
the representative eherecter of
Choir mission. They are to be acid
bassadors. of Chriat. To reject
then will he equivalent to rejecting
tF'
1VIIOLESA.LE EXI}CUT10N S.
Thousiutds Lose 'Their Lives fit One
Chinese Province.
A despatch from Pekin, China,
says It was officially estimated on
Friday that 24,000 executions were
carried out in the Province of Sze
Chuen alone in 1913, Mast of those,
ordered to be killed were robbers,
but in the tota•I were included a
large number of political offenders
who had been concerned in various
movements during the tranaition
period from an Empire to a Repub-
lic. It is hinted. by officials that
actual figures reached in tho exe-
cutions would, if they could be
known, probably exceed the esti-
mate.
STRANGE PUBLICATION.
Threatens Regina with "looting,
Shooting and Burning."
A despatch from Regina, Sask.,
says : A strange communication
signed "The Chief of the Unem-
ployed Gang," was published here
on Friday. It threatens direful
things for Regina, nothing less than
the immediate and total destruction
of the city by fire and dynamite if
the "white unemployed" aro not
found immediate work. The matter
was not very seriously regarded,
but impelled the police to issue a
warning to citizens, to report any
untoward happenings as quickly as
possible. Tho letter states "that
the unemployed gang" will take the
city by "rioting, shooting and
burning property," if some help is
net immediately vouchsafed them.
DISCOVERY OF A GERM.
Cause of Scarlet Fever Teld by Dr.
Newell 5. Ferry.
A deepatch from Montreal says:
Details of his discovery of a germ
which is believed to be the cause
of scarlet fever were told to the
Society of American Bacteriolo-
gists by Dr. Newell S. Terry of
Detroit at the closing session of
the society's convention at McGill
University on Friday.
WEIGHT OE L CROWD.
Person Getting 139 Exerts Double
Weight of One Sitting.
The frequent reports of the col-
lapse of temporary platforms and
grandstands 'show that these are
nob always Constructed with a 5111-
ficient margin of safety, They are
calculated to support the dead
weight of as dense a crowd as
ooltld stand or sit on them, but 1t
is often overlooked that a crowd in
motion, especially, simultaneous mo-
tion, may •exert a, much greater
strain, both vertically and hori-
zontelly. When a 211•ar1 who is
seated rises to his feet 11e exerts,
since action and reaction are equal,
a pressure upon the floor equal to
the weight raised -that is the great-
er part of his body, This may easily
be shown on an ordinary liiatform
scale. If a person seabed on the
platform weighing, say, 100 pounds,
gets up suddenly the -indicator on
the dial will record for the moment
of motion a weight nearly 290
pounds. Aoaolding to the experi-
ments ,of C. J Tilden, reported to
the American Socieby of Civil En-
gineers, the average increase of
weight on the platform when one;
stalls 1117 ie nearly 80 per eent.
That is not all, for in rising$, from
a seat a person exerts a, backward
pressure of t,bout 50 per cent. of his
weight.' If he moves ra idly .for;
ward and their stops suddenly the
backward force exerted epee' the
platform may • he 150 pounds or
more." Now, ibis 004241ion at a'base-
ball game or races to see almost the
whore crowd, rise. as one mala and a
simultaneous ;step backward oi' for
ward is very .eptao occur. '`iuch
movements put 0 sudden strain up
on the structure that .it 'nay ilei be
calculated to bear. •
Roumania is trying to build up is,
uleat.trade iii Canaria,
Alexander MacDonald, an elderly
ma1a,' was ,,killed at London, by ,a
0treet Car speeding 'ptt41 oarwei;s 'to
make sup time.
The Yarrow shipbuilding filial of
the Clyde, Scotland, huts bought out
the British Columbia Marino Om,
pang and will oetabls.sh a branch
yard at Esgttirnalt,
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KINDNESS AND
Deserving or Otherwise, the Starving Man bust
Not Be Abandoned
SYMPATHY
' "For yoti have the poor always
with you." -Mark xiv., 7.
Unenviable indeed is the man in
whose inns the thought of the poor
does nob bulk largely at this tine.
Economists call them the "sub-
merged tenth."
They .are more than the ten bit and
they are not submerged. They are
flotsaln and jetsam on the sea of ex-
istence. They will not down,
They are everywhere and at all
times yisib.le to 'remind their fel-
lows of their duty and tc reproach
ihenl with its neglect. Bureaus
there are for their betterment, but
how often is the assistance follow-
ing through 'such channels diverted
or obstructed I
In the naive of their master and
in the name of their distress they
have 111e right to expect not only
help, but tenderness in the giving
thereof. There is talk of "the de-
serving poor."
Christ Knew no Steck Distinction.
One reason why the poor are still
suffering is because it has been for-
gotten they are members of the hu-
man family, having the same origin
as their more fortunate fellows, the
same nature, the same destiny.
He who sows neglect of the,poor
will reap the 'whirlwind of divine
indignation. Christ identifies their
cause with His own. What they
clamor for is humanity in our atti-
tude toward them.
They want to feel a throb and
hold a clasp of heartfelt sympathy.
They shrink from nickel -in -the -slob
-from
machine-charity.
As the `tide of symathy rises
higher they will be floated into bet-
ter and brighter places, , Woe to
the elan who in any way es a bar to
this consummation, 01 only one maw
did Christ assert everlasting mis-
ery, eternal .doom. That man is
called in scripture Dives:
He was clouted in purple and fine
linen and fared sumptuously every
day. He refused even the crumbs
from his table to he thrown, to the.
beggar who lay helpless and dying -
at his gates.
Ai the Final Assizes
the interrogatory of the Supreme
Judge turns on each man'x conduct
to the poor. As we have given the
cup of cold' water or denied it, we
"shall be rewarded or condemned,
welcomed or rejected.
Strange that our attitude toward
the poor puts the seal of happiness
or unhappiness upon our eternity.
elysterious as it `seems, it is true,
It does not mean that remembers
ing actively the poor is man's only
or whole duty. It means that God is
so touched by this exercise of kind-
ness to his afflicted ones that He
is moved to pour in upon the minds
of those that help them light' to
know the upper paths of rectitude,
and arms :their wills with strength
to cope with powers of darkness,
and all who would drag them down
fromthat high, estate that is every
man's birthright. -Rev. P. A. Hal -
CANCER CURES A SWINDLE
German Professor Says that the “Hue and Cryf9
- Are Unworthy of Genuine fledical Ethics
A despatch from Berlin, Ger-
many, says: "A gigantic swindle"
is the vigorous description applied
by Professor Ernest Schweninger of
Munich to the theory prevalent
throughout the world that radium
and mesothorium aro the long
sought cures for Dancer. Prof.
Schweninger, who is famed as the
private physician to Bismarck, airs
his views in the January number
of Neuerundsehau. He declares
that he cannot and will not believe
that the ranch vaunted radio -active
substances. are the panacea that
medical seen have been hunting for
generations. He protests that the
hue and cry from serious-minded
members of his profeasion being
eent up in regard to the miraculous
value ,of radium and mesothorium
for cancer treatment are "highly
,v
unworthy of genuine medical
ethics."
"All the weapons," he says
"hitherto used to unravel the baf-
fling puzzle of cancer produce a
temporary amelioration, but there
is no cure. What applies to medi-
cine and surgery applies 'even more
to the newest method of mesetllor ,
iun1. Just wily mesothorium; 'radi-
um and other kindred substances
produce an ameliorating effect has
not been cleared up, bot whatever
the result that they accomplish
they are not absolute or elemen-
tary, but purely relative. In mese-
-thorium I see at the best a quicker,
pleasanter and oven more certain
means of arresting the ravages of
the cancerous disease than any
hitherto employed, but it certainly
does not hold out any promise
whatever of eradica'ting the disease
from the system to an extent which
promises restoration of 'health.
Radium and mesothorium, in outer
word. are simply new andauxil-
iary
a a
PY
means of treating cancer. They,
are certainly not n `euro,' In the
last analysis they .aro no better
than any other inadequate means
at our disposal,"
A Model Child.
George III. was such a thrifty
king khat we cannot doubt that he
hugged the little chap of whom
Tbackeray tails this delightful story
and longed to knight flim on the
spot.
One day when the king and queen
were walking, together, probably at
Kew, they met e little boy., -Choy
were always fond of children, the
good felkit-and patted the little
tow head.
"Whose little boy are you I" aslts
the king.
"I ani the king's beef -eater's lit-
tle boy," replied the child.
On which the king said, "Then.
kneel down and hiss the queen's
hand."
But the innocent offspring of the
beef -eater declined this treat.
"No," ,said ho, "I won't kneel,
for if 1 do, I shall spoil my new
breeches,"
A. Trouble Raker.
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