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"Flint. Do you really know what
you are sayli g?"
"Tut, Mr. Van Vechten. I said.
'barely possible.' I meant no more. If
you can't control yourself it will be
useless for me to talk further. I be-
lieve your help would be valuable, and
I had hoped to enlist it; but I might
as well leave you if you cannot give
your attention to the chances of Mise
Carew being involved."
"You have as 'much feeling as a
jellyfish, Flint," the other broke in.
"I am stunned. Give me a moment
to grasp this hideous suggestion."
And he did succeed, gradually, in
pulling himself together. The, very
idea was so shocking, so far beyond
the pale of any possible experience
that he might within reason expect,
that his admirable imperturbability
was for the moment shaken. He final-
ly said:
"What have you to support your
belief?"
"Not much. And I have no positive
belief. I simply want to present a
theory for your consideration, sug-
gested
uegested by such few unsatisfactory
facts as we have, in the hope that,
together, we may arrive at one more
plausible."
"But Paige—kidnaped!" exclaimed
Van Vechten, aghast.
Mr. Flint ceased trying to disabuse
his mind of its fears, by unsupported
assurances.
"Let us go back to yesterday," he
resumed. "The episode of the four
men you saw enter the house over
yonder Was not mystifying to me.
Even while you were relating it I
was pretty certain that they were re-
sponding to an advertisement of some
description. The only peculiarity lay
in the fact that they arrived precise-
ly an hour apart.
"But that circumstance also is easily
explained: The advertiser had need'
for more than one man, and he wanted
to interview them one at a time with-
out meeting one another. Upon run-
ning through the files of the daily pa-
pers for a fortnight back, I found a
confirmation of my conclusions. Hero
it is." And he handed Van Vechten a
newspaper clipping, which the latter
studied long and intently before re-
turning:
"WANTED -A young man who will
week of
exchange unreservedly one � v e
his time for $1,000 cash. Must be
muscular and willing to risk an ad-
venture involving an element of imposed dan-
ger. If iosed conditions are im-
plicitly obeyed, payment will be made
immediately upon successful outcome.
If you are confident you are the young
man, Address X720, Tribune."
"Now," Mr. Flint wont on, "certain
obvious conclusions may be drawn
from this advertisement, and certain
c
things concerning it may be prcAty
confidently inferred..
"Whatever the enterprise, it in-
volves some danger; it requires young
men of physical strength and daring;
and it is of sufficient importance to
the advertiser for him to expend a
considerable sum of money in putting
it through—say four or five thousand
dollars. There is an army of young
men answering the "description, em-
ployed as well as unemployed, for
whom the little ad, would hold an ir-
resistible appeal; undoubtedly Mr.
X-720 was deluged with applications.
"Then what is his next obvious
step? Why, he puts the mass of let-
ters a process
of selection
through tors
and rejection. From the lot he
chooses the few whish strike him the
most favorably, and makes appoint-
ments with the writers. The house
across yonder was secured as a base
of operations."
"It was, not rented from the agent,"
Van Vechten suddenly interposed, re-
membering a feature of the Powhatan;
committee's call on that individual.
Mr. Flint raised his brows. "50?"
said he, "We'll come back, to that.
letter. S was going to say, the mere
fact of the advertiser having selected
so respectable a neighborhood to op-.
erate from was no lees than a stroke,
of genius. Nobody to pry into his af-
fairs; nobody to suspect him -it was!
only by accident, that suspicion was at-
traded to him at all." Mr. Flint's vis-
age assumed a satisfied expression, ud
he remarked:
"His ingenuity commands my admi-
ration; I apprehend that the case will.
neoyo interesting—most interesting,!
indeed." '
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and increases the red corpuscles.
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the body, fortifies the lungs,
and alleviates rheumatic
tendencies.
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t'KoiT 4a'i`li Qr�f i.'{Q!'C,d n"r, ,ey,
TORTURED
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Feb. 316, 1914.
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it came to a point when I could trot
stoop down at all, and my Digestion
became paralyzed. Sonie one advised
me to take "Fruit -a -Lives" and at once
I felt a great improvement. After I
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cions house of mystery.." -
The young mini's blank immobility
alone betrayed his stupefaction. After
a pause:
"Easy, easy, Flint," said he, un-
steadily. "Ifindly repeat that; this in,
fernal snarl is dulling my faculties."
The other did so, adding: "Of
course it was left there -overlooked-‘
by somebody; whether by Miss Ca-
rew or somebody else, I am not pre-
pared to say."
Van Vechten sat a long time deep in
thought. The occasional glance he di-
rected at the detective was eloquent—
in contrast with his impassive fea-
tures—of the doubts and fears and
anxieties that were aseailing his
"Don't tell me," protested Van Vech-!
ten, "that you can find any satisfaction!
In the difficulties you are expecting toy
encounter. It will be bad enough if! !.
'we have to deal with common crooks„
but '3 criminal prodigy? Lord defend
fiat:,
"I'm afraid, Mr. Van Vechten, that,
you have no very keen relish for an
intricate problem."
"Relish!" the young man barked.
"With my cousin at the mercy of a
gang of unprincipled knaves? I guess,
not!"
"Oh, well," the detective conceded,
"I can't, of course, expect you toview
the affair from .a professional stand-
point; but I assure you, this case is
'exceedingly promising, and my enthu-
siasm and determination mount as it;
grows more baffling."
"That's something, at any rate,"
Van Vechten admitted with a show
of reluctance. "Your zeal will lose
you nothing, I promise you. But where
did you find the purse?"
The sharp gray eyes swept Van
Veclten'S earnest face, Mr. Flint re-
plied soberly:
"Now you have bit upon the circum-
stance that connects Miss Carew with.
the affairs. I found it hanging from a
nail, iu a dark ,corner of an upstairs
closet, across the street—in your pre;'gng hypothesis can be accepted as a!
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'"E Called Me a Satire. 'E 'as Some-
thing on 'Is Mind, so 'e 'as."
mind, and of a conflicting hope that
things were not so black as they, were was the reply. "Your habits of life,
being painted. At last, with a slight your daily associations, naturally
:gesture that signified his helpless- 'would develop a certain skill in that
ness to cope with the situation, he direction. 1 would attach considerable)
leaned back and sighed. weight to your opinion insuch a case."
"I pass;" he said resignedly. "Tete "Then," with much positiveness,
thing's utterly beyond me; it's up to "'nothing in the world could be more
you, Flint. Go on." ,absurd than to imagine the girl 5
"Well, you have all the details that :saw being engaged in anything eriini-
'suggest a possible kidnaping con- nal, or even entertaining a suspicion
spiracy—first, the uncertainty as to that she is surrounded by a criminal
the young lady's whereabouts; second, atmosphere. She is young, She is
the -advertisement; third, the secrecy 'beautiful, she is refined and gentle:
and extreme caution observed through- the siamp of purity and adherence tb
out by the unknown conspirators; right ideals is unmistakable in her
-fourth, the callers at Number 1313;' face, Whatever comes of your invest•,
fifth, the purse."
Van Vechten breathed another sigh, gallons, you will find to be unq
uali-
.one of relief, fiedly true all that I now assert re-
"Mystifying it all is, to be sure," he specting her."
,said; "but that array might sound "I 'do not question your -judgment ,
,more formidable if it were more cer, for it is more than probable that your,
stain and positive. At the same time, estimate is oorrect. But the fact is,
Amy anxiety about my cousin has by no of less importance than the circum-,,
'm abated " stance that the young lady seems to en
Working , ijheory.
"If the 'deed was committed abroad,
how was the young lady conveyed to
'America? If he was, first lured to
,this country, how was she persuaded
to make sub an important move with-
out notifying her relatives? And al-
ways there is Mrs. Devereaux to be
considered, If Miss Carew was sep-
arated from her, how is' her 'silence to
be explained? Tf she was not 'sepa-
rated from Mrs. Devereaux, then the
older lady either ,must be regarded' as
a confederate, or it roust be assumed
that she was forcibly taken also—
either assumption being extremely im-
probable.
"There is one other idea that oc-,
cured to me, but a pretty far-fetched
one, Fin bound to admit: We may have
stumbled upon a rendezvous of inter-
national thieves. The purse may have
been stolen from Miss Carew, in Eu-
rope, weeks or even months ago.".
But Van Vechten decisively shook+
his head. "It has not been out of ;her
possession a week," asserted he; the;
significance of which the .detectivea
seemed to understand.
"Well," said he, "I have beencandid
with. you, Mr. Van Vecbten; suppose
you return the compliment"
"What do you mean? I have nothing
to tell."
"'Nothing to tell,' " the other echoed
musingly—"precisely." The contract-
ed eyes favored Van Vechten with a
penetrating look.
"Mr. Van Vechten," he began quiet-
ly after a pause, "I have not followed
my profession for a score of years with-
out acquiring more or less facility in
certain directions. For example, I
know almost intuitively when anybody
is keeping something back from me. I
knew that you were not entirely open
and frank while I was talking with you
yesterday."
The young man regarded hila with
an amazement not entirely free from
discomposure.
"Of course," Mr. Flint went on, with-
out the least emotion, "I can't imagine
what your reason may bo for reti-
cence; but 1 do know that if you per-
sist in remaining silent upon any point
of this case, you are adopting a most
unwise course. I am not trying to
force your confidence; I am merely
inviting it, leaving the decision with
your good judgment. Bear in mind
that I haven't the slightest personal
interest in finding Miss Carew; she is
merely incidental to an investigation
I am pursuing."
For a long time Van Vechten pon-
dered. At last be said, very soberly:
"'You are right, Flint; I haven't been
perfectly frank with you. My concep-
tion of detectives and police generally
has been the haziest, but I believe I
can trust you"—with stress upon tete
"you." "I am going to, at any rate,"
And then lie recounted the episode
of the veiled lady in the taxicab, the
incident of the girt and the sandy -
haired man in the crowd, and of his
,subsequent view of the former at a
window in Number 1313.
"My impulse toward reserve is so
difficult to account for," he said in
conclusion, "that k had determined to
keep the matter tb myself."
"I ata glad you didn't," was the low -
voiced rejoinder.
"Flint, said Van Vechten earnestly,
"do you believe that I am qualified to
,form a fairly accurate estimate of a
Person's character, from a study of
that person's features?"
"You should be, Mr. Van Vechten,"
Bans
for out"
"On reflection;" Mr:Flint medita� tortain a very cordial dislikey
Lively continued, "I was scarcely jus. "But," expostulated the other, "she
doesn't know me, Flint. I never saw
tified in asserting that the facts sage her in my life before yesterday. Why
gest the possibility of Miss Carew hay- should` she dislike me? God knows I'
Ing been kidnaped; it would be more never intentionally harmed anybody in.
accurate to say: If it turns out that mY life."
she has been, why, then the facts we: "She unquestionably thinks she
now have would dove -tail with the, knows you -which, as far as her con
crime." duct is concerned, amounts to the,
"I was thinking of Mrs. Devereaux,', same thing,"
cut in the other—"you know who shot I have racked my ,brain over it".
is?" Van Vechten announced, "until I ami
The detective nodded. Van Vechten! utterly befogged. I have heretofore!
asked:accredited myself with some slight de-:
"Could she have been. kidnaped' gree of perspicacity, but her unmistak
O.lse? e • able animus completely mystifies me.
"Dismiss Mrs Devereaux for thej 1 am positive, .Flint -absolutely posi-'
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53 PAY DAYS IN 1915.
The year 1915 will have 53 pay
days, Saturdays coming that many
times during the year.
MINOR LOCALS.
It is stock taking time with the
merchants.
•Send in your local items, We arc
always pie,tsed to publish them.
Commer_ial 'travellers through-
out the country are protesting
strongly against the railways cut-
ting off so ninny trains. •
present, returned Mr. Flint; "she isP aloe—that our" destinies have never
an item against the possibility. I want, crossed before in any way."
first to mention'the most serious as- "Queer enough," was the other's
pelt of the whole affair,; for there Is ,comment. "But the veiled lady;. are
one circumstance that makes its trim- you ,certain the could not have been
futility almost self-evident. , Miss Carew?"
"Assuming that the man' who was "Oh, no, she was not Paige. There
killed went to the house in answer to avas no detail of resemblance. I have
the advertisement—and there • is no, a fancy, based' upon nothing, that she
reason to believe otherwise—in all and the girl at the window are the
likelihood he was „a stranger to the ad- same." she remind you?"
vertiser; then,' where shall we look . "But of whom did
for a motive? The detective fastened him with a
"This, strikes me the most probe shrewd regard. "is
able one: his scruples balked at the "That, returned Van Vechten
enterprise; he denounced the crimil the one point concerning which'I feel
nals, who were, thus threatened with' that T 'ought to, know something deft,
exposure and arrest if they did not rite, but which persistently eludes
mediately silence the intractable indi- me. In fact, the conviction never
vidual. They chose the second alter-' •crystallized. "
native which would indicate thatthey' -'7vlr. Flint fell into a brown study,
are desperate enough. from which the other had no incline -
"Now let us consider the facts sup- 'tion to disturb him. During their con -
porting the improbability that M•iea Continued rex[ week,
Carew' has been kidnaped.
"First of all, there is the extreme ®
difficulty of doing such a thing in any wk's Cotton pool (iomPouiii
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with your cousin the difficulty is. even
lq eeo6 oe strn¢bh—No 1 ,t.
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worthy - companion, and a number of rt Sold bd o i c�noi ' t1 er riLsent
unlikely asstinilltions must be maters 6 - Free pamphlet. Address:
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cA®1J'ORiA
NE\VPI'APEB IS BEST.
"Tete newspaper is the gran test
local sales 'force, and the retaiier
is the center of disiiil:uti"n lea
should be the center of advertise
ing." sayi John Allen Underwood,
advertising manager of the f aeor-
ile Stove and Bango Co., of fPidua,
Ohio.
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Children Cry
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event—the lack of opportunity. 'But
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GET YOUR SF.:\'1$ AT. :?AIR'S
The plan for "The Private See -
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week. The play will Le given in
the town hall on Vi'i lay evenii.g-
;J'eh. 12th, and preet of the proceeds
will go to the ,Patriotic Ass( c '•-
tioe,of town Everybody. should
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BOWSER NEARS
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THE GRAVE •
Batt Is Drawn Back by an
Electric Battery,
By M. ;QUAD
• Copyright, 1914. by Associated Lit-
erary Press, �T
i•-1-1+1*•H-1-d-I-adee eed 1"II i -I -I"i-I-
When Mr. Bowser left the office he
had under his arm a snug package
that be had purchased duripg:the day,
and he handled it with loving care.
He began as soon as seated in 'the
car to work up a doleful' expression
of countenance, and he succeeded so '
well that a motherly woman turned to
him and asked:
"Are you a man of family, sir?"
"Yes'm."
"Then you have your wife make you
some catnip tea as soon as, you get
home."
And a man across the aisle almost
shouted out:
"Catnip tea for him? Why, it's got
to be something stronger than that!
He was out playing poker last night
and lost $7. Don't I know the signs?"
However, there was. It pretty fair
look of "I am bound for the grave" on
his face as he reached borne, and he
sighed like a tired Horse as he climbed
the steps. To his great astonishment .
Mrs. Bowser ignored both the look
and the sigh and continued to treat
him during the dinner flour like one
Who had 150 years of life before him.
When they went up to the sitting
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
°ASTO IA.
IPRO'HIBITION CONVENTION.
On Wednesday, Thursday and
friday March 3rd, 4th and. 5th,
the prohibitionists of Ontario and
the Dominion are planning Tor a
monster convention to be 'held in
Massey Hall, Toronto, under the
joint auspices o'f-. the Dominion
Council of the Dominion Alliance,
and the Ontario Dominion Alliance
Calls have been made by both
bodies and ,preliminary arrange'-
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Hon,
Sick
1 eadache, and Distress after Eating.
Small Pill, Small Dose, Small Price.
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PPrelWYPUMISIVVIPPIPPMMI
STBAfGHT1:12D IIP WITH A mare
room he neither rend nor smoked, but
prowled around until she took pity on
him and asked:
"Have you got some worry on your
mind this evening?"
"Some folks might call 1t worry," be
replied.
"Well, let's hear it"
"It's that I've had my blood tested
today by a doctor who happened to
drop into my ottice, and It was a good
thing I did. Another week and it
might have been too late,"
"Too late for what?" queried Mrs.
Bowser.
"Too late to save my life. That is, I
should have bad to go to the hospital
and be operated on for cancel' of the
stomach. I just caught it in time."
"It was very lucky that some quack
came in with something to sell."
"Quack, quack!" shouted Mr. Bow-
ser as be jumped up and got mad in a
breath. "That's you exactly. You
can't be happy unless you are ringing
in something about quacks and fads
and fakers about once a week. It has
you
otsothat Idread to even tell
s
g
that I've got a corn on my toe or a
cold in the head. If you are ailing I
can't sleep for my anxiety, but if you
knew that I was standing on the
verge of the grave you'd fling out some
insult or other."
"Wen, you had your blood tested,"
sheuietl answered.
q y
"Yes, I did. You know how I've been
run down for the last year, and I
!wanted to know just what ailed me.
It didn't take the doctor over five min-
utes to find that my system needed
electricity. For the want of electricity
my blood is turning into water.
"And so you have bought a battery,
lof course."
"Yes, I've bought a battery."
"Of the doctor who found your blood
NUS turning to water?"
"Why.'not? He happened to have
one with him, and why shouldn't I
buy it?"
• "No reason at all, my dear. I 'sup-
pose It is on the hall tree and thatyou
intend taking le treatment right away?
I think you bad better. I once knew
S1 man whose blood turned to water
aid he went insane and died. I have
heard that electricity restored youth.
Perhaps it will work that way in your
case.
Mr. Bowser looked at her for a long
minute without being able to make up
flim mind whether she was guying or
in earnest, but being unable to detect
a smile on her face he finally brought
In his battery. It was a simple affair,,
which was set in operation by a spring,
god hesoon had It In working order.
WVtten the current began making itself
felt in his hands and arms be grew
good natured lied blandly mid:
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neve thut one single treatment will
carry me back fifteen or twenty years.
You know that when Pliny was eighty
years old he used electricity and join-
ed a football club,"
"I never heard of it. but I hope It
will affect you favorably. I have no-
ticed lately that you dragged your legs
In going upstairs."
"Well, there will be no more drag
ging after tonight. On the coutrary.
i'll be bounding up four steps et a
time. When I get through you'd bet-
ter take a treatment. There's nothing
Tike taking time by the forelock. The
subtle fluid has not been permeating
my system above five minutes, and yet
I feel as if I could jump over a six
rail fence."
For the next three minutes Bir. Bow-
ser leaned back and closed his eyes
and had a lamblike look: on his face:
Then the monotonous whirr of the bat-
tery suddenly changed to a series of
gasps as if for breath, and be straight
ened up with a yell and began to beat
his heels on the floor.
"What on earth's the matter?" ex-
claimed Mrs. Bowser as she reached
over and tinned the spring to shut the
current off.
"The blamed thing got away some-
how!" he gasped as he let the handles
fall. 'The doctor said something about
induction, and I guess that was it.
Perhaps I've got enough in my arms.
For a few seconds I thought it would
pull every tooth out of my head. Say,
now, but before I try it on my legs Pit
experiment a little on the cat."
"But you may scare her to death!"
"She won't scare for a cent. Say,
it will be a good thing for her. She's
boon growing lean and scrawny for
the last month, and electricity may be
just what she needs. Iler blood may
need phosphates as well as mine. Is
the cook home?"
"Yes, but don't you go experimenting
on her. If she got a shock she'd bring
a lawsuit for damages."
"And why don't you try it?"
"Because I don't need it. If than
thing tuns away again it may tie you
up in knots. It was lucky I happened
to be here to turn the spring."
"Well, we'll see how it will work on
the eat. Even if her blood is not im-
poverisbedshe needs toning up. Come
here, pussy."
The family cat came over to him
without hesitation, and as ebe reached
his feet he started the battery and
clapped a sponge to each of her sides.
For about thirty seconds the cat hump-
ed her back, rolled her eyes and won-
dered over the new sensation. Then
she seemed to get the idea that she
was being attacked by other cats and
that it was to be a fight for her life.
Her first spring carried her on BIr.
Bowser''s knees and the next to the top
of his bead, and the sudden attack
rolled him out of his chair upon the
floor. He yelled, and the cat ecjuealed_
He pounded at her and she clawed.
The fight was over in a minute, with
the cat shooting upstairs to hide under
the bed, but in those sixty seconds Mr.
Bowser had received a dozen bites and
a score of scratches. He scrambled
up with the blood flowing from 1113
wounds and his dignity all torn up the
back, and his first act was to dash the
battery to the floor and jump on it with
both feet. His next was to yell at Mrs.
Bowser:
"Woman, I'll wreck this house from
Cellar to garret! , You knew all the
time"—
But Mrs. Bowser wasn't there. She
had followed the cat upstairs. His first
thought was to rush after her, but as
he reached the stairs he paused with a
new idea. Murder would not satisfy,
his thirst.
"Woman, hear me!" he called. "To-
morrow morning—my lawyer — your
lawyer—divorce—no alimony, and yotl
and your blamed old cat may starve lana
the streets and die in the poorhouse!'
it never occurred to Glut to test 10
blood. Ah, unit Say, that does me
good!"
"I suppose it restores .certain lost
properties to the blood?" eagerly ob-
served Mrs. Bowser.
"That's what it does. What my
blood lacks is phosphates. You must
fertilize the blood the same as you
would the soil. By George, but I feel
i1 clear••un to my ears! I hones lyMl
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you?