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WARFARE BY GAS
GERMAN PROFESSOR DIGS BACK
INTO THE PAST.
Idea of Using Chemicals to Destroy
Enemy Is Almost as Old
as War.
In the following article, translated
from a German paper, a German pro-
fessor, Dr. Albert Neuburger, traces
the history of past attempts to use
poison -gas in war. Quietlyignoring
the moral aspect of the question and
the fact that modern nations, .includ-
ing Germany, had pledged themselves
to refrain from such methods, he
treats them, under color of a learned
disquisition, as though on a par with
recognized military uses of chemistry,
thus tacitly attempting to justify the
revival of former barbarities. That
he is conscious of the moral guilt of.
this revival is shown by his efforts
to shift the responsibility on the
French.
• ]Jr.- Neuburger writes as follows:
"The idea of destroying the enemy
by chemical substances is almost as
ancient as warfare itself. At first, of
course, its mode of application was of
a concomitant, feature of the chemi-
cal process which we call "oxidation.'
It indicates tows that a substance is
combining with the oxygen of the at
mosphere. Hence the use of any in-
cendiary medium is a kind of 'chemi-
cal attack.' In the earliest ages, peo-
ple meditated 'row to destroy the ene-
my's dwelling -places or fortifications
by fire caused from a distance. It is
true that Homer was not acquainted
with this mode of chemical attack
from a distance, but it made its 'ap-
pearance as early as in the Fifth Cen-
tury before Christ.
Back in 360 B.C.
"About 360 B.C., Aneas described
fire -compositions formed of various
chemical substances to make them
easily ignitable and hard to extin-
guish. They consisted of pitch, sul-
phur, tow, incense, and resinous
wood -chips. The compound was put
into pots, which were thrown, burn-
ing, from besieged towns upon the
'tortoise' or shelter under which the
besiegers tried to approach the walls.
Later on, incendiaryarrows came in-
to use, being shot from a distance
against the wooden structures of the'
opponent in order to set them on fire.
The incendiary arrows were subse-
quently enlarged, so that they were
even shot from catapults. ' These in-
cendiary arrows were called, in the
Roman Army, 'falaricae.' They were
provided, in water, generated heat
sufficient to ignite, the petroleum,
Which, on its part, developed sub-
stance. But the light hydrocarburets
disengaged from the evaporating pe-
troleum, more especially benzine,
formed, with, air, an explosive mix-
ture. Thus explosions took place and
enormousclouds of smoke and soot
were developed. Then the sulphur
also 'caught fire, and in its combus-
tion formed a gas of very highly as-
phyxiating action—viz., sulphurous
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from his position. Thus we are al-
ready corning near to the present-day
methodsof fighting. It was impossi-
ble to extinguish the fire, because wa-
ter poured upon it only served to
spread the petroleum, and thus pro-
pagate the fire. But they went still
further. Large syringes were, after
the style of fire -engines, the mouths
having the shape of dragons and other
monsters with wide-open jaws. From
these orifices the reek fire or other
'burning liquids, especially petroleum,
was sGquirted towards the enemy,
who fled, terrified and stupefied by the
poisonous gases. Greek fire was still
in use at the time of the Crusades, in
the thirteenth century. after Christ,
'when it was employed by the Sara-
cens against the Christians with the
aid' of the devices just described, sub
sequently, its secret was lost, but the
idea still survives.
A New. Basis.
"It appears that it was not until
the present war that German chemi-
cal science succeeded in creating a
new and better basis for chemical at-
tacks. Again and again the reports
of the French General Staff " have
stated that the. Germans poured burn-
ing liquid over the trenches. But the
French 'themselves also make chemi-
cal attacks. The report of the Great
Headquarters of June '7, 1915, states
that they poured a readily inflamma
Me liquid upon the German trenches,
but nevertheless failed to penetrate
into Our positions. 'The enemy fled
back to their own trenches with heavy
losses''
But a chemical attack may not only
be carried out by means of burning
substances, but also by asphyxiating
gases. We know, in fact, from the
reports as to Greek fire—as given,
for instance, by Vegetius„ and as
handed down to use from the reports
on the Crusades—that the sulphur
mixed, with it filled the atmosphere
with a gas having a highly asphyxiat-
ing effect and irritating in nature, in-
ducing coughing. But they were not
ahyays in a position to employ sul-
phur, and therefore tried to act by
other means on the respiratory organs
and olfactory nerves. Some of these
substances, especially sulphuret of
carbon, were employed in the Ameri-
can Civil War, but they did not prove
very effective. When chemists, learn-
ed, subsequently, how to liquefy gas-
es, new possibilities of chemical at-
tack were presented. Liquid sulphur-
ous acid and liquefied chlorine, on be-
ing allowed to volatize, disengage
enormous volumes of vapor. The
French complain of the chlorine va-
pors which have been used by the Ger-
mans. But it is established bythe re-
ports of the German headquarters'
that they (the French) themselves
had previously employed asphyxiating
gases. The English now assert that
they have invented masks which are
a protection against these vapors, and,
as reported in the London Daily Mail,
such protective masks are sold in the
streets of London in large tivantities.
These are 'to be carried by the Lon-
doners'in their pockets, to be put on
immediately a German Zeppelin ap-
proaches, in order to render ineffec-
tive the 'chemical attack' likely to be
made by the latter, as alleged, by gas
bombs. Thus, in this instance, also
'chemical attack,' in its latest form,
has led to measures of defence, and
time only can tell whether these are
really effective."
TRUE BLUE -FROM GERMANY.
The Secrets of Dye -Making Are Hard
to Discover.
It is a melancholy fact that the.
serge from which our naval officers'.
uniforms are made is dyed with Ger-
man dye, says London Answers.
English cloth -makers are trying to
remedy this state of affairs, but the
secrets of dye -making are not to be
discovered in a moment. The basis
of the true blue dye—indigo—is at
hand for all to use, but apparently
something more than indigo is need-
ed in order that the cloth treated
shall be dyed evenly and permanently.
With an inferior dye you inerely pro-
duce a "spotty" cloth, of no commer-
cial value. •
So great is the scarcity of the right
dye, that it is said there will be prac-
tically no blue serge by the autumn,
except in the warehouses of tailors
who have had the foresight to buy in
advance of their needs. Already the
price is up about fifty per cent.
When indigo was first introduced
into Europe no one would have it. The
Germans themselves said that it was
the "devil's dye," and,calied it "per-
nici0msi corrupt,an,d co�rrrosive." Both
the English clad Prencji authorities
forbade people to use it. In England
the prejudice against the new dye
was so keen that commissioners were
appointed to go 'round to ail places
where it was likely to be, found and
destroy it,
About 'half, a ton of whalebone is
obtained from ono whale,, its vahre
being, roughly, $6,000.
AN OPEN LETTER
From a ,Well Known Methodist
Clergyman of Interest to
All Who Are Sick.
One of the best known ministers in
the Hamilton Conference is the Rev.
Chas, E. Stafford, of Elora, Ont., who
freely admits that he owes his present
good health to Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills. Mr. Stafford writes as follows:
"Some years ago I was severely af-
flicted for, a period of nearly four
months. The leading physician in the
town in which I was then stationed
diagnosed my ease as one of complete
nervous prostration,, brought on by
over -work and which superinduced
intercostal neuralgia and muscular
rheumatism, from which I. suffered
the most excruciating pain Bight and
day for weeks. So weak and helpless
did I become that my attendants had
to handle me like an infant, raising
me'np and laying me down with the
greatest care, so intense were my suf-
ferings. Acting on the advice of my
doctor, and taking his medicine, I'did
not seem to improve. One afternoon,
while suffering great pain, the editor
of the paper published in the town,
and who was a member of the church
of which I was then pastor, urged me
to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I was
sceptical as to the medicinal qualities
of all proprietary medicines, but on
the strong recommendation of the
editor, who had great faith in the
medicine, I decided to try them. To
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Three years ago, after an active
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HANDLING OF EXPLOSIVES.
Never, From First to Last, Let Light
Come Near Powder.
So general is the interest at the
present time in the question of ex-
plosives that some of the precautions
necessary to be taken in handling
them may be noted.
Only implements of wood, brass, or
copper shall be used in opening cases.
containing explosives; never thaw
powder near afire of any kind, or in
hot water or steam, always thaw
through some medium of radiation,.
never by direct heat or contact; never
use frozen or chilled powder; never
put caps and fuse in a powder bag;
never put unused or scraps of powder
in boot -legs or on shelves of rock;
never keep explosives in a damp place
before loading; pever force powder
into atight or caving hole; never lace
a fuse through a stick of powder, this
may crack the fuse and make a mis-
fire or a burnt hole; all primers must
be punched with a wooden pin and the
cap inserted only in the end, and made
fast by tying with string; never place
a primer anywhere but on top of the
last stick in the hole; never blast un-
til sure that every entrance to the face
being blasted is guarded; never light.
a fuse until the charge has been thor-
oughly tamped; tamping may prevent
a premature explosion; never, from
first to last, let light come near pow-
der; be sure a light is not hanging
directly over powder or caps; never
get careless with powder; it is manu-
factured to explode under certain con-
ditions, and if it gets any chance at
all it will do exactly what it was
made for; keep it away from shock,
sudden changes of temperature, fire,
etc.
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other people gossip. The barber,
especially if he has a :shop and is
alone, must talk to his customers. In
a country, shop a full -bearded and
rather sour -looking gentleman was
seated in the chap'. "Hair cut," said
he. '"All right, sir," returned the
barber. "How'll you have it cut?"
"Short." "Party short, or middlin'1"
"Very short." "I wouldn't if I was
you, sir." "Why not?" "I don't think
very short hair would suit you, sir."
"Oh, yes it would. It would suit me
exactly, I think" "Why do you think
so, sir?" "Because I -shouldn't have
to come here for a long time." "Oh!"
The barber cut away in expressive
silence.
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From The Round Table.
London, .Sept. 22.—The events of
the past three months make . it un-
necessaryto demonttrate further how
great is the effort which lies before
us, if liberty is to be saved in Europe
Now that Russia has been forced to
evacuate', not only Galicia, hu
Poland, every citizen of the 'Empire
must be able to see' for himself that
the war is likely to be a very long
business indeed, and that the cause of
Liberty will triumph only if we put
forth our whole strength. Germany
has produced no ' Napoleon. But in
the forty years that her General Staff
has spent in working out the theory
of the conquest'of Europe' she, has
created a military system and a na-
tional organization unequalled by
' those of any of the Allies. By com-
parison we are all somewhat ama-
teur. . It will, therefore, be by our
endurance, our courage and our
numbers rather than by any superior-
ity in .generalship that we must reck-
on to win the war.
Till recently ecentl nobody od
Y Y fully realized
these facts. in consequence as a na-
tion and as an Empire we have so far
failed to approach the problem of or-
ganization for war in the spirit of ab-
solute subordination of the conditions
and controversies of peace to the su-
preme necessities of war. It is this
failure which is the root cause of the
dissatisfaction and unrest which have
manifested themselves in the body
politic in the last few months. In
one sense we have nothing to be
ashamed of, The 'spirit and bravery
of the individual have been beyond all
praise. The figures for voluntary en-
listment, the endurance and courage
of officers and men by land and sea,
the long hours spent by workers, male
and female, in factory and workshop
producing munitions of war, are an
answer, final and conclusive, to the
charge of degeneration in the nation-
al ,stock. Nor have our actual per-
formances in the field fallen short of
what either we ourselves or our Allies
had good reason to expect. -I8 would
probably have been impossible by any
other method to have produced a
larger army, better trained and bet-
ter equipped, and of better material,
in so short a time. The task of the
fleet has been discharged with such
silent efficiency that.people are in-
clined to' forget that it may " yet be
the most decisive achievement of the
whole war. Yet :there has 'been some
national failure of method or purpose
in, the war, though it is difficult to
see exactly where it lies. It cannot be
ascribed to delay in' achieving mili-
tary
ili-
tarysuccess, or to a shortage of muni-
tions. Both of these might have in-
duced disappointment, but not the un-
easy conscience which afflicts us to-
day.
The general nature of the trouble is
well indicated in a letter written from
the trenches in Gallipoli and received
a' few weeks ago:
War
end, and at least something would be
done. If the nation could'on.% realize
that it is not fighting so'much against
militarism, or for Belgium, or for
anything else, but just against itself,
against all that' which has kept us
t where we are, instead of the living
Empire we ought to be, there would
be more hope.: Unless we first cast
the beam out of our own' eye it is no
use shrieking at the size of the mote
in the eye of another nation, and
until we do it our struggles and the
heavy price of manhood we are pay-
ing will really be as vain as they
sometimes appear. Our light at pre-
sent is a peculiarly thick darkness,
and great because so few seem to
know that it is darkness'and has been
darkness even when:we thought it,
light."
We propose to consider this diag-
nosis in two parts. First, as it con-
cerns our conduct of the war, and
second as it concerns our national
mode of
life, In substance the criti-
cism of bur conduct of the war
amounts to this, that as a nation we
have not yet risen to the full level
of our duty in this supreme crisis of
the world, that we have spent much
time in abusing the sins of Germany,
while we have dealt lightly with our
own, that we have' criticized our own
Government unmercifully, and have
changed' it, but that we have not yet
begun to make the sacrifices and in-
cur the discipline that are' necessary
if we are to support our own brothers
and our Allies at the front to the ut-
most of our power. That individuals,
and an immense multitude of them,
have sacrificed their all, but that as'a
community we have not pulled our•-
selves together, nor abandoned abso-
lutely the shibboleths of peace, nor.
accomplished fully the three .things
which really matter in war: - the or-
ganization and disciplining of the
whole population for the purpose of
the war, the absolute suspension of
every hindrance, however dear to
capital or labor, which impedes the
work of national supply, the husband-
ing. of the resources of the nation by
a rigid enforcement of public and
private economy. That people are
still left to serve only if they choose
and when they choose, that industrial
service is rendered by many employ."
ers only' if5they are handsomely' paid
for it, that trade union regulations
restrictive of output are still enforced,
that strikes occur, and that, through-
out, money is squandered lavishly as
if nobody could be expected to do his
duty without being paid for it, and
paidtaextravagantly at that. In con-
sequence that, while ono section of the
nation is enduring hardships and mak-
ing sacrifices greater than any in
English history for the sake of their
fellows, the rest are still living at
their ease, seeking pleasure and en-
joyment as usual, and wasting re-
sources which are vital if we are to
make certain of victory for our cause.
It is easy to lose sight of the im-
mense amount of hard and efficient
labor which is being put forth amid
the confusion and turmoil incidental
to the sudden transformation of the
industrial, social and political life of
a democratic and unwarlike State.
When all has been said and done our
effort has been prodigious considering
our' unpreparedness for . war. But
still in this charge there is funda-
mental truth. We are now fighting
the war with" oply half our national
strength. One half of the nation,
and that the smaller half, are sub-
mitting themselves to discipline and
to separation from relatives and
friends, are suffering untold hard-
ship, pain, and, in great numbers, are
giving up their lives for their friends,
while the other half are making no'
equivalent contribution to the common
cause. That is broadly true, and,,in-
asmuch as it is true, it must be
changed. We owe it to ourselves, to
our brothers at the, front, and to our
Allies to put our whole national
strength into this war.
(To be continued )
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I miracle that endowed 'them with 'a
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A SCOTSMAN'S AWFUL FATE.
An Inatance'of the Refinement of Ger-
man Barbarism.
On the great silent service of the
British Army Medical and Red Cross
work among the wounded heroes there.
is a fine article by the special corre-
spondent of the London Morning Post.
The following is an excerpt from it:
"Then there was the little Scotsman.
I saw him on his stretcher. This was
back in the days of the Aisne. He
and some dozen comrades had got cut
off. ' They barricaded themselves in
an old farm and doggedly held out
to the last. When their last cartridge
was spent the Germans broke into the
place, and despite a homeric hand-to-
hand fight in the interior of the farm,
crushed out the little band by weight
of numbers.
"The boy was bayonetted all over
and as a refinement of barbarism the
Germans had his eyes put out. Yet,
he still lived, how or why, or by what
law of nature, the doctors confessed
they did not know. When I saw him
he had been made as comfortable as
possible, but there was no hope. He
was still able to tell his Story, and
asked in broad Doric: `Gie's a -cigar-
ette.' But almost with, the first savor,
of the smoke his heart ceased to beat."
"I write to voice that which I think
many of us are feeling now, and more
will be before we get much nearer the
end of these times, and that is the
wonder whether there are to be found
anywhere the men who will at last
,rise to the required greatness and
take hold of out poor blind -eyed coun-
try and lead it, when its eyes are
opened at last. I think many regard,
as 1 do, this change of government as
a pity, while fully recognizing that
it was necessitated by our system.
What we want is not a change of gov-
ernment, but a change of system, and
this last move smacks very strongly
of an attempt to pour the new wine,
which is already running (for those
who have the eyes to see it) from this
great treading of the wine press, into
the old skins, and they patched at
that. Out here our view, both physi-
cally and mentally, is apt to be bound-
ed by the sea and the summit of Achi
Baba, but we do not altogether for
get there is something beyond. If
there is any possible influence which
could be exerted . to show the nation
at last what it la 'really fighting for,
there' might be n: re hope of a near
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BONAR LAW ON SAVING.
Luxury Should Be Distasteful at a
Time Like This.
Rt. Hon. A. Bonar Law, Secretary
for the Colonies, speaking at the
great Guildhall (London) meeting
which inaugurated the campaign for
the popularizing of the British war
loan of July, last, said:
"Now, when wages are unusually
high it would be a great thing if the
wage-earners throughout the country
would form the habit of laying aside
something,: however small, every
wee':, and lending it to their country
when their country needs it. It would
be a great thing for the State; it
'would also be a great and enduring
advantage to the individuals who ac-
quire that habit. But I am not going
to dwell upon the advantages of thrift
to the working classes. I believe in
thrift, but I do not much value pre-
cept. There is no task which would
be more uncongenial to me, or one I
should be less willing to undertake,
than for a lean who is comparatively
well off to preach the virtues of econ-
omy to the poor. If that lesson is to.
be driven home it must not be by any
precept butlby example, and there is
room for it. At a time like this,
when our minds are at all times filled
by the thought of what is being suf-
fered and endured by those who are
fighting for us, luxury of all kinds is
distasteful."
At each respir'tion are adult.inhales
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Rotund.
An elderly woman who was ex-
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noticing her difficulty, said to her:
"Try sideways, madame; try side-
ways."
The woman Looked up breathlessly
and said:
"Why bless ye, I ain't go no side-
ways."
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VILANDIE FRERES.
Doctor—"And how are the children
this morning, Mrs. Murphy?" Mrs.
Murphy—"Well, sorra; I gave them
the physic you sent, and the-ouldest
is very. bad indade this morning, but
it doesn't seem to have done much
harm to the other two yet!"
ED. 6.
ISSUE 40—'l5.
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Little Girl Looked At It.
A miserly landlord was going round
collecting his rents the other day. At
one house he was greatly interested in
a little girl, who watched open-mouth-
ed and open-eyed the business of pay-
ing over the money and accepting the
receipt. He patted her on the head,
and started to search his pockets, say-
ing—"I must see what I have for
you." After searching his pockets for
some time he at last brought from a
remote corner a peppermint. As he
handed it to the girl he said—"And,
now, what will you do with that?"
The little girl looked at it, then at
him, and replied—"Wash it"
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in turn, dictated a brief reply, some-
thing like this:
"Bottle -green coat, fawn -colored
trousers, with top boots; silk hat,
with cockade. Our prices are as fol-
lows, etc."
A week elapsed, and the big store
received a plaintiff little note:
"I always knew it was expensive
to get married, but can't you suggest
something a little less elaborate?"
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