HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1915-01-21, Page 6IT IS A WAR TO FREE WORLD 1,‘T,anean
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INTERVIEW WITH A. FAMOUS Prussia all over Faireme is reel.b.' a
ENGLISH WIIITER. :epontaneaus ana spiritualr resist-
ance. It is a. resistance in every
people against a sod of paralyzing
octopile which they feel is the enemy
of every animal variety alike,
"Redmond- and the eecruitinent
in Ireland a nob a, trick of the Eng-
lish politaciame, though thee° are
always [full of tricks Irishmen
really wolild dislilce Prassions if
there were no Englieh men in the
evurld. The enthusiasm of the Poles
for the Russians is net 1 fraud of
the Czar, whatever frauds may have
been wosicea by !the Czar. Tlee
Pales ,would Always have hated
Pruesia if there had never , .been
such a place as Russia. All peoples
have felt the pressure ca something
inhuman in the Prussian influence ;
this is rightly a revolt of the
world." .
• :
Prussia Always on the Side of
Tyrainty aml Resolved to
Destroy Democracy.
An Ameeican journalist has had
an interesting interview on the war,
with the fameus English writer, G.
K. Cheseerbon, at his house at
Beaconsfield; Buckinghamshire.
"This is the war to free the
world ! 'First and last it is a fight
Lor freedom," he said. The word
has always been sacred in the wars
of• White peaplee bat ia their peri-
• ods of peaoe •and oecasioaal eorrap-
4on there ere always sceptics who
prefees net to know what ib means.
]h an only be described es the
struggle you make .against that
which Would make you other than
yourself whieh is our charge
against Prussia. In this connection
ef cOuree there is the theetemary fal-
lacy whibli says that the enemy im-
agines he is fighting for freedom
tea. This is one of the thousand
mental weaknesses;Which have been
produced ba the modern agnostic
habit of never pushing any argu-
ment to its ultimate lame.
"I saw in some dilly Pacifist pa-
per the other day that We had let
loose the horeible calamity of war
against ;people who thought them
selves as right as we. Similarly, if
I wish to walk to London and one
of am friends points to the •right
and the ether to the left, 11 10 quite
enough to say thab one of them is as
eeetain as the other London is eome-
where ; and one points to it while
the -other does not. Ib is only be-
cause people have long ago given.
up preesing these questions in the
theoretic as they do in the practical
world that so many ethical and po-
litical decisions are considered
doubtful or .impossible.
"It is net impossible, 'because a
Frenchman and a .German both
think themselves right, to say which
of limns is Agile. The political and
religious differences between. na-
tions are generally nnieh "simpler
thanethey are made out in the
tewepapers. On the bare ftecte the
issue between Prussia, with the
red of Germany, and England, with
anuch of the red of Europe, is really
ver: simple ietleed.
(rm&ui A ggressio a.
"h is very eesential to distingaish
between the first feats and any
previous political theories one may
happen to entertain. One may say
that the Servians are really bad
enoegh to eia anything—or that the
Austrians are guod enough to do
!apything. One may hold that those
who seem to be the injured party
are really the aggresson, since it
isn't at, all inconvenient that peo-
ple inight enter into an elaborate
cam:piracy to get hit ! In this way
the dove lime be setbele.
"But in the ardinary sense, in
which we speak of -common daily
oecurrences like theft and Mur-
der, the story is not eubtle at all.
Thus any one may maintain, if he
so chooses, time the real motive of
the British Ministers we's not the
defence of Belgian neutrality but
tho desire to crush the German
fleet. But no one can say that the
British did in fact invade Denmark
and seize the Kiel Canal, which
would prtbably have crashed the
German fleet forever. In the same
dead Jighe of plain fa,cla -the Ger-
mans certainly -did invade Belgium.
to seize the open road to Paris.
"Three leauple had catered int e a
solente engagement with regard to
certain small !States; two of theta
kept. it because ite was obligatory,
the third broke lb •because it was
000 ve 0 lea 1. Human motives must
always be mysterious and mixed;
and they can be interpreted on
either aide. But the facts are nob
mesterieee. and they are all CM
our side.
'•Eren if we refer to the Serbo-
iet rian gilar re , which began the
beeinces, we find that the easpi.
eiens are Day vaguer on the
one side than are the grievances on
the other. They may er may not
have been Servians who slew the
s tr !a n A eel ulee . They were
. ta inl y Ales t rig s who annexed
Bosnia. They were certeinly Aus-
trians -who insiste-d thee they; and
not the &mien authorities should
be jadges el the hGmor of the vie:
tors of Kumonovo and Lille Bur-
gas, They were certainly Austrians
who artned themselves be the teeth
alai then insisted on those ,huselliat-
ing terms being aocepbed within
twenty-four hours. Toubhieg what
is called in Eaglan•cl a case bo go to
the jury. it is a very clear case in-
-deed,
Prussian Rutter.
'Nor is there any parbicular come
PlexitY ie the, general political posi-
tion of Gernea•ny in Europe. It is
confused or eoricealed by talk about
the 'Kultur and the 'Zeitgeist,' ut-
tered by the coure ;poets and court
philosophers of Prussia; bat, it is
really very ,simple. The Prussian is
and always has-been resolved to de-
stroy that areal experiment called
• democracy, to destroy every one of
,the effects ref -the American and
French revolution. Here is no
mader of emotion, but of dear, cold
fact.
"To G. K. Chesterton the conver-
gence cif proof is. quite final. Prus-
sia has everywhere and 'ailways been
an'the side of tyranny; nowhere,
and never once on the side of free-
dom. !she'. desires tyranny; yes,
even ia It is not her own tyranny.
Like the last outpost of the horribie
Holy Alliance. she teeny seeks -to
paean peoples beak under dynes*
and diplomatic rulers, with no more
reference to the wishes of the de-
' ;pomades so dammed a than she
herself has ahowa to the demoora-
oies of Alsace and Loreaine.
"The case le easy .aboeve the plain.
HISTORIC NANCY. •
The City Is Beautifully and Spee
'ciously Maimed.
The 'city of Nancy, which is eon
staidly mentioned in the dispatches'
from the region along the upper
Meuse is one of the mod interesting
provincial towns 'of France. It was
long the capital of the .atteiha of Lor-
raine, which began las' a kingdom
:that staatehed from the North Sea
to the Alps; and in aerie at least,
maintained ita independence from,
the. daye of Charlemagne down ale
• most to the time of the French Rev-
olution'.
Belgium and Holland, Imam;
burg, Alsace, and parts of Switzer-
land and Burgundy were originally
pads of the Kingdom Of Lorraine,
or Lotharingia, 00 it was called in
the ninth century when Lothair, the
great-grandson of Charlemagne, in-
herited it. Littlb by little its. terri-
tory diminished through the endless
wars and dynastic marriages of the
Middle Ages. Pare of the time it
was a member of the Holy Roman
Empire; part of the time it was a
Id f of France; mod of the time it
was self-governing. Godfrey of
Bouillon was one of its dukes.
Charles the Bold, Duke of Busgun-
dy, tried to add it to bis domain's,
and failed. He fell in battle under
the very walls of Nancy. The drukee
of Guise, wile disputed with the
house of Valois the throne of
France, were once rulers in Lor-
raine. Duke Franca of Lorrain•e
Married the Empress Maria Ther-
esa„ -and his heiris male sit on the
throne of Austaia-Hungary to -day;
bet he had to give up .Tammine to
Stanislaa, ex -king of Palatal, as
'part of the bargain. Stanislasa
daugheer Maria WittS the wife. of
Louis XV„ and when Stanislas died
in 1760 the duchy became part of
France. Half of it, including the
stronghold of Metz, Germany Look
after the War of 1870. The rest, in-
cluding Nancy, is still French.
Few provincial .capitals are so
beautifully and spaciausly planned
.as Nancy, The Nam atanielea is a
salendiel square, weirthy of a much
greater city, and it communicates
through the fine arch of triumph
erected. in honor of Louis, XV. with
the .Place Carrier°, hardly less' im-
pressive. There are some fine old
-churches, especially the Church of
the Cordeliers, built by old Duke
Rene in 1482 to commemorafie his
victory over Charles °a Barguriely,
and the •cathedra -I, winch is cared
from the church of Santa, Andrea
dells. Valle in Rome. There is the
ducal palace, too, ' a hand -some
building, erected in the fifteenth cen-
tury.
Nancy has seen its ,share of war.
It was besieged again and again
during the Middle Ages, alai Sedan,
Gra,velotte rand Rezonville, famous
fields of the War of 1870, are. near
by. But it is no longer a fortified
town; and since Verdun, a able to
the wed, is the •strategic point of
the region, 11 is likely this'year, as
11) 1870, to hear the brunt of the
fighting, while Nancy goes compar-
atively free.
SOUND SLEEP
After Change 'to Postale.
"1 have been a coffee 'drinker,
MOl'e or leSS, ever siaee I can re-
membe-r, until a few months 'ago I
became more and more net eons and
irritable, 'ails! finally I could nob
sleep at night for I wee horrialy
disturbed by dreams of all sorbs
and a speoies of distressing night-
mare." (The, effeces on the system
of tea, aad teffee drinking aye very
similar, becatese they each contain
the drug, caffeine.)
"Finally, after hearing the ex-
perience of numbees of friends, who
had quit eoffee and were drinking
Poetam, and learning of the great
benefits they had derived, I con-
cluded coffee mud be the cause of
ma trouble, so I got wen& Postum
and had it made strictay according
to directions.
"I was astonished at the flavour
and taste. It entirely took the
place of coffee, ,and to my very great
satisfaCtion, I began to sleep peace-
fully and sweetly. My nerves in -
proved, and I wish I could 'wean
every man, woman .and child from
The unwholesome drug-drink—cof-
fee.
. "People do not really appreciate
or realize what a powerful drug it
is and what tennible effect it leas
on the human system. If they did,
hardly a pound of coffee would be
sold. I would never think of going
back 00 eoffee again. I would al-
most a8 soon think of putting my
hand in a fire after I had once
been burned, Yours £o).- health,'
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postuni — must be well
boiled,. 16e and 200 packages.
Inetant Postum—is a soluble pow-
der. A teaepoonfal dissolves quick-
ly in a aup of hoe Water and, with
cream oast augar, makes a delicious
beverage Instantly. 30c and 10c
tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds is
about the eagle.
"Therae a Reason" for Posture.
—sold by Grooms.
1
TWO MARV ELL 0 BOYS.
Young Ifindoos Solae Complex
The ee Pils'°•heitems•thie"tpall.leLsie3n. t Einc
etudying at Cambridge on0 of the
moot wonderful metheinatitaane the
world has semi—a yollaa Ma -
am), Me. 8. Ramanajam by niume---
whose work, although' he is only
layenty-six yeans" of age saye Lon
dunTib-Bite, has exult:eel the ad-
miration of all mathematical ex
parts . Perhaps the mad, extreeercli
nary thing about Radnanujien is that
as a matheinatician he is quite un-
taught.
Until a year ago he was a came
in the maipleyment of the Port
Trude al 1VIadras,
a3rtt in spite, of 'this', he
quote Mr. Rarely, Fellow of Trinity,
who has taken a gneat interest in
Ramenujan, "discavereel for him-
self a great number of things which
tbe leading mathematiciane .0g the
last htiodred years had added to the
knowledge of sc'hool men, -although
he was quite ignorant of their work
and accenaelishments. Indeed, his
methematical eclacation is rather' a
my-stery, and the firet I knew of him
was about fifteen months ago when
he wrote to me exaleiaing who he
was, 'and seat a large number of re-
markable, mathematical theorems,
which he had proved."
This is the seoond m•alehematioaa
genius produced by India in the last
three years. At the end of 1912ethe
members el the Royal Asiatic Soci-
ety held a specially eanyened meet-
ing at Colombo, when they were as-
tounded by the aritairne,tioal powers
of a, Tamil by, Arumogan. A com-
plicated ,series of sums had been
prepared to test the boy's powers,
each of whicat he anseve.red within a
few seconds. One sum
chetty gave as- a treat to 173 persons
a bushel of rice each. Each bushel
'contained 3,531,212 gnains, and the
chetty dipulated that seventeen per
cent. should be given to the temple.
How many ,gra.ins did the temple
get? Within three seconds came
the answer (whioh had to lie trams-
lated), 10,913,799, with fifty-two as
the fraction over,
DISEASE IS DUE TO BAD
BLOOD
To Cure Common Ailments the
Blood Must be Made Rich
and Red.
Nearly all the diseases that at -
filet huniamity are ettU5sti by bad
bloode-weak, watery blood—poison-
ed by impurities. Bad blood is the
cause of headaches and backaches,
lumbago' and rheumatism; debility
and indigestion, neuralgia and
other nerve troubles, and (Refigur-
ing skin diseases like eczema and
salt rheum show how iMpure the
Wood actually. is. No USe trying a
different remedy for each dise-ase,
because they all epring from the
one cause—bad hood. To -cure any
of these troubles you must get right
down to the root of the trouble in
the blood, and that is just what Dr.
'Williams' Pink Pills do, They
make new, rich blood .arid thut cure
those diseases alien common media
eine fails. Mrs. Jahn Jackeen,
Woodstock, Ont., sufferea from
both nemesia traublea and a run-
down -condition ,and experienced
coMplete cute through the use of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. • She eays:
"1 wee a sufferer tor a number of
ye -ars from nearalgia, and a general
debility .of the acmes and system.
I had tried several doctors and
many medicines, but to no avail 010-
111 began Dr. Williams? Pink Pills.
At the tithe I began the Pills I had
grown ,s.e; bad that I esould hardly
be on my feet. and was forced to
wear elastic bandages about the
ankles. The pain I suffered, at
times from the near -algia, was ter-
rible, I had almost given up hope
when I began the use, of Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pine, In the •course of
a few weeks I felt an improvemena
&ad I gladly tonathied the tese of
the Pins until 1 was once • More
quite well and •able to attead-
my household derbies."
If you are ailing begin to men
yours -elf iso -.clay with De. William's'
Pink Pills. Sold by all medicine
dealers or by ii1 at 50 cents a
box eia boxes for $2.50, lama
The Dr. Williams' Medicine -C.o.,
Breekville, Ona
q'tti going ov.er to comfort Mrs,
Brown," said Mrs. <Mahon to her
dattgaer Mara. "Mr. Brown hang-
ed himself in their ateic lase night."
"Oh, mother, don't go; you know
you always say the wrong thing."
"Yes, I'M going, Mary. Pll just
talk about the weather; that's a
safe enciagh subject," -Mrs. Jack-
son went on her visit of condolence.
"We've had ra,ity weather lately,
haven't We, airs. Brown?" "Yes,
replied the, widow, `'I haven't
been able to get MY wale's washing
'dried." "Oa," said Mrs. Jackson,
"I shouldn't think you'd have any
troable. You have such a nice at -
ac for hanging things in."
If ignorance were bliss- mod ol
us would be so happy we should
-choke.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Colds, Eto,
Too Impatient.
'Baiter (waiting for the lady)—Is
your daughter coming out next
winter 7
Father--ahe'll eome out when
elm's good and ready and if you gib
fresh I'll knock yer block off.
Dr. Morae's
Indian Root Pill,
are just the right medicine for the
children. When they are constipated
—when their kidneys are out of order
—when over -indulgence in some
favorite food gives them indigestion
—Dr: Morse's Indian Root Pills will
quickly and surely put them right.
Purely vegetable, they neither sicken,
weaken or gripe, like harsh purgatives.
Guard your children's health by
always keeping a bax of Dr. Morse's
• Indian Root Palette the house, They,
Keep the Children Well
Camels Like Tobacce;
.Tho camel, which is taking its
part in the campaign against Terkey,
is not, according to most travellers,
hut bo
-has at least one hunian weaieness—a
love of tobacco. Ono of the methods
used by Arabs in taming wild camels
Is to fix a kind cif cigar holder in the
-anfinal's inautli and insert a, -huge
llooeely-roned cigar, As mon as the
carnet starts to draw, it becomes re-
markably docile, and quickly learns
to inhale in the • smoke and emit it
through the mistrils. The one ds'aw-
back of tiso system 10 that the know -
and refuses ' to budge without his
Chance With a Diegnise•
A r th ur —She' s r efuSed nle 811,
times. 1 -wonder how I could get
her to saa "yes'?"
Jack --Yon might wear false
whiskers, so she wouldn't know who
you •were.
Will Quickly Cure
Any Sour Stornacii
Relieves' Fullness After Meals
"When I was working around the
farm last winter, 0 had an attack of in
ilamination," writes Mr. E P. Dawkins,
of Port Richmond. "I was weak for a
long time, but well enough to work
until .spring. But something went
wrong with my bowels tor I had to use
salts or physic all the time. My
stomach kept sour, and always after
eating there was pain and fulness, and
all the symptoms of intestinal indi-
gestion. Nothing helped me until I
used Dr. Hamilton's Pills. Instead of
hurting, like other pills, they acted
very mildly; and seemed to heal the
'bowels. I did not require large doses
to get results with Dr. Hamilton's Pills,
and feel so glad that I have 'found a
mild yet certain remedy. To -day I am
well—no pain, no sour stomach, a
good appetite, able to digest anything,
This is a whole lot of good for one
medicine to do, and I can say Dr.
Hamilton's Pills are the best pills, and
my letter, I am sure eroaes it." -
Refuse a substitute for -Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pins of Mandrake and Butternut,
sold in yellow boxes, 26c. All dealers,
or The Catarrhozone Co., Kingston,
Ont.
SOLDIERS IN TH• E TRENCHES.
They Now Puy Little Attention to
the Aircraft.
An officer in the Royal Engineers
writes as follows, deseribing the use
of aircraft in the .present mar:
We see aeroplanes nearly every
day, and generally they are being
shelled. The aeroplane es surroand-
ed \vith little puffs of white senake,
usually at a -slightly lower level than
the aeraphene itself. Each puff re-
presenes the bursa of a shrapnel
shell. Although I have seen -at least
a, dozen of these performances I
have never seen an aeroplane
brought down. Apparently lb is aw-
fully difficulb for the gunners to get
the range 0 an object in the air, and
in any ease that object is moving
very rapidly. There is an anti-
aircraft section of the artillery,
armed, I believe, with a sort of pom-
pom which fires Hale one -inch hells
in rapid succession.
The Faench lead Belgian aero-
planes throw out little pendashaped
rods, which will kill a men if they
strike him on the head, provided
they are thrown from 200 feet or
over. 01 course, the aeroplane is
always much higher than that when
flying over the enemy. But I don't
think these projectilea elo much
damage, and -the Germain aircraft
doe't u•se them,
The chief use of aeroplane is to
direct the fere of the artiller.
Sometimes they 'aircle and dive"
just over the position ef the plaee
which they wane shelled. The ob-
servers with the .artillery then in-
form the battery .commanders, and
o few seconds later shells come
hurtling on to, OT jolly near to, the
spot indicated. They also observe
for the gunners and signal beck to
them to tell them where their shots
are poling to, whether <wee or short,
or to right, or to left
The men—in fact, every one of us
—have got so- ueed to seeing aero-
planes shelled fruielesely that the
sight of one surrounded- with half
a dozen little fat white puffs of
White make scarcely attetvets a
look. At first they all ueed to stop
evork, and ofeen -even .expoeed
themselvee in th-eir anxiety to• watch
the S110,W now they look upwaed
when they hear the alas bursting
high up in the air, marmur some -
about " tmotiher blo-oming
aeroplane," and tales no fuether no-
tice.
INFORMATION_LOR INVENTORS
Messrs. - Pigeon, Pigeon & Davis,
The Ptvtent Solicitors of 71a St.
James St. 1VIontrea1, report that
1513 Canadian Patents were issued
for the week enclieg December 29th,
1914, 108 of which were granted eto
Americans, 34 to Canadians, 10 to
residents of Great Britain and
Colonies, and 4 to residents of for-
eign countaie.e.
01 the Canadians who received
patents, 15 were og Oneario, 5 of
Beitieh Columbia, 5 of Quebec, 3
Manitoba, 3 of Alberta, 2 of Sees-
katoliewan, and 1 of Nova Scotia.
College Humor.
Billy—Do you belieyain signs?
Millya-Yes, indeed.
last night I dreamed
you evere madly in love with me.
What is that the sign of?
Milly—That's a sign you were
dreaming.
Rio Other Rome.
School Teacher—What libble hay
can tell me where is 'am 4=8.01 the
swallow?
Bobby—I ken, please.
Teacher—Well, Bobby
Babby-eThe home of the swallow
is in !the ebommiek.
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'An Irish editoe says he sees DO
earthly reason why women ohould
nee be allowed to become medical
men.
minard's Liniment cures Diphtheria,
A MOTHER'S PRAISE OF
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
Mns, 1 lee Tenkhame South Can-
aan, N.B., writes :—"Pleteee sand
0508 ariethee box •of Baby'Oweelabe
lets ea I do net care to be without
1,hem. I have ueed them repeatedly
and cOasider them the boa 1 m edici n e
in !the world !for 111110 enes." Thou -
auntie .01 'other motheie say the
mane thing. The tablets cure all
the main ills.of ehadhood male ,0.0
conalapation, Some stomach, colic,
.0aida, simple fevees, etca .and are
guaranteed 'to ,ba abeaulaly eta°.
Sold by.enedicine dealers or by mail
at 25 Cents a box ..frInn The Dr,
Williams' Medicine Co., Beeeleville,
Qat.
TILE 1IIA.01-11NE GUN.
Deeeription of the One Used By the
larench Army.
The machine gun, which pours
.forth oo dire& hail of almacalibre
ballets, ee one of the deadliest wea-
pons of mcdean warfare. From the
clumsy Getting gun ha's, 'come ths
modern aratom!atic " mounted on a
agave tripod, and weighing lea& than
forty pound's. All the .armies use
the -guns, whioh, alehough they vary
somewhat in. type, are eesentially
alike in their mechantsre a,nel in
their effectiveness. In the Benet-
Mercie automatic machin'e gun of
the Brunch rimy, a metal feed drip,
or elip, that contains 'thirty Opt. -
nary army rifle -cartridges is in-
serted, in slot on the right side of
the gun. As' the trigger is pulled
the bolt meehanism is released, and,
gwideel by the, main firing spring,
pushes a cartridge into the rifle
chaereber. The instant the cartridge
is in plata the br.eech mechanism
Locks and the .charge is exploded.
On its way through tihe barael,
a little of the gas from the exploded
powder isdirerted 13131.011ga a, hole In
the aide of the barrel, and -so acts,
on a piston as to force the bolt
mechanism back land to tampeess
the main spring. In returning, the
bolt methainism pulls the empty
shell from !the &amber and throws
it out below, so that it does not in-
terfere with the new cartridge that
is now forced in froen above. The
meehaaisen eo peefect that the
operation described takes place in
a small fraction of a aeconcl, and
the bullets issue frene the mouth of
this .clead-ly weapon at the auto of
seven hundeed a. minute.
Illaincal Effect on Neuralgia,
Throbbing Pain Goes quickly
A YEAR'S SUFFERER CURED BY
"NERVILINE."
No person reading this need ever
again suffer tong faom Neuralgia.
Nerviline will quickly cure the
worst Neuralgia, and Mrs. G. Evans, I
in her strong letter written from Rus-
sel post Once, .says)—"One long year,
the longest ot rny life,was almost en-
tirely given up to treating dreadful
attacks of Neuralgia. The agony I
experienced during some of the bad
attacks was simply unmeationable. To
use remedies by the score without
pertnanent relief was mighty discour-
aging. At last I put my faith in Nor -
Aline; I read of the wonderful paitt-
subduing power it poseessect and made
up my mind to prove it yaluable or
useless. Henan -Me at once eased the
pain and cured the headache. Con-
tinuous treatment with this magic -
working • remedy mired tne entirely
and I have, evm since stayed well."
Mrs. Evan's case is but one of hun-
dreds that might be quoted. Nervi-
lathre oisr ajosiPnetelptlf.or aft.' eAubirevicel'ainnilislecettc-
neuralgia, eciatica, lumbago, lame
back, neuritis and rheumatism. Forty
years in use, and to -day the most
Widely used liniment in the Domin-
ion, Don't take anything but "Ner-
viiine," which any dealer anywhere
can supply in large Ha family size
bottles, or in a small 26e. trial size.
The Scene Was Funny.
Paddy has a great power of en-
joyment' after all, (Inc clay as lie
was walking he zaw so 'bull attack
a man, and he had to hold his sides
with bath hands, the scene was so
funny. After a, time bhe animal
turne.d his attention to him, and
POW: Pae, after exploring the- upper
regions, came down !With a bump
on the other side of the 'fence. He
rubbed his wounds. as he said be
himeelli—"Faith„ Ian glad 1 had
my laugh when Laid or 1 wouldn'e
have had ie at all."
An nutmeat Humorist.
''Johnny, didn't you hear me say
to save pare of your .cloughnub !for
your little eister 1"
'Well, ma, you told me not eo
eat -the hole of ie an' I didn't; I
only ate the rim."
After maraying in haste many a
poor man has to hustle during his
leisure. .
minSars Liniment Cures Garget In Cows.
IlOth Titeklpd.
'`Why is that man laughing V'
"Because he bought a horse
cheaply."
• "And what's the other one Chuck-
ling over 1"
• Courtship is the frying pan
miarimony is the fire.
and
ED. 5.
ISSUE 4—'15
I - -1+ • n
Inclined to be.Stingy.
Phelan •O'llourke had been mar-
ried only a, week when he discovered
that his wife was inelined te be
stingy in regard to the larder, IT.e
had aeon Working in leis small gat -
den one afternoon tvlien Mollie
came to else beak door aeil
one in strident bones "Phelim
come i11 to tay, toast, and fdive
, eggs. Phelan iliapped iris wade
1in astonishment and ran into the
latehen. "Sure, Mollie, ye're only
taziea me !" he said. "Nay," re-
plied his wife, "iles nob ye ; it's the
neighbors Pm foolina"
"Safety First" Adviee.
Jack—I am just, wondering whe-
ther it would be safe to peopose to
that girl that I have been going
w5bFill!ed—I don't think ie would,
aack—Whatb makes you think she
wuula turn me down?
, Feed—I don't. I think he would
snap you up.
$5,000 Limerick. Prize
.ne ginning off 11 eau% ease the pain
of tho corn, ibut "Putnam's" will .enso,
cure red pre -vent coons ;and warts. Guar
.aistee goes with °vow bottle of "Pat -
0 -sons." /Yee no other, 20o, at all dealers,
joys of Rome -Coming.
"You go hunting every year
"White kind of game de you pre-
fer 2"
"Oh, I never shoot anything, But
it's 'kind of pleasant to come hems
and have my family make. a fuss
over me because got back alive."
Sitinard's Liniment Co., Lkuiked
61M—I lave used Your 34.1C.TAII,D'S LINT.
MENT for Ono pant 25 years and whilst 1
oeenaionitlly need other liniments
0011 gulch, sayghat 1 have never used any
equal to your&
If rubbed between the hands 'and in-
haled !frequently, it will never fail to
cure cold in 'the head in 24 Mims. It is
also the fleet ler bruises, enraine, etc.
Your truly,
j. 0, LESLIE.
Dartmouth,
Queer.
"You hear queer things now and
then."
"What have you heard?"
"The grocer complaining about
the high .cosb•of feeding his fam-
ily."
LOW FARES TO THE CHICAGO
EXPOSITIONS.
Via Mileage & North Westeon Ry.
Your ileo,th1 1a1ly traine leen' the :few
Dao.senger Terminal, Chicago to San
Prancisto, Lose Angeles and San Diego.
Choke of scenic .and direct routes. Doable
Amok. Automatic electric eatety signals
ell ever.
Lot 06 plan your trip and 'furnish fold -
010 11,1,5 mIS17.11 ell111`6.
B. ff. Bennett, (Jen. Ast., 46 'nage St.,
Toronto, Ont.
"Why dicl Fercly drop out of
business with his father 1" "Well
ehe old man said he coukl stand for
eullege flags ' and posters, but he
positively would not have any sofa
pillows around the office,"
SGreauleied Eyelids, or Eyes inflamed by expo-
sure to Sun, Susi and Wind
quicklyrelieved by Marina
esEye Remedy. No Smarting.
just Eye Comfort. At
Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye
SalveinTubes25e. FornookatkeEyeareeask
Druggists or Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Any man ean make a fool of aim -
self, but why ery to imaroye 011
nature?
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Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
Small 13'uy (to charitable la(1y) -
Please, mother says site's much be
ter of the complaint wut yuu gives
'00 quinine for; bub she's awful 111
of the disease woe's mired by port
wine and chicken ,broth.
Willis—We thought our bank
cashier was a goud 'business man
because he was always talking
about making -the funds go as far
as possible. - he do- it?
Willis ---Yes; the last trace the de-
tectives got of him he vas in South
America,.
21
cum.
You will 'find relief in Zam-Buk !
It eases the burning, stinging
pain, stops bleeding and brings
ease. Perseverance, with Zara.
Blik, means curl Why riot prove
this? 400 Druogitybocue Stores.—
alf
11
Delicate 7
flavoured—
Highly
coneen-
tread.
OUPS
WHY WORRY 1
Choose your variety and
ask your grocer for
"Clark's".
f3iibi0ibs,lo
a;
FARMS FOR SALE,
11. W. DAWSON, NinetyColborne Street,
Toronto. .
TP YOII WANT '00 BUY Olt SELL A
.11, Pratt, Stook, Grain or Dairy Farta.
write II. W. DaWson, Brampton. or SD Cob
borne St,. Tryonto.
H. W. DAWSON, Colborne St., Toronto.
FOR SALE.
ItILTYloITtlItlEIC3a1Z1.°RJ.IFTIttoritTn).
Durham,
MISCELLANEOUS,
CANGER. TUMORS. LUMPS,• 1050,,
Internal and external, cured with.
out peat by our home treatment. Wriw
Do before too late Dr. Bellman Medical
Co., Limited, CollIngwood, On,
BOILERS
r
New and Second.hond, for heating
and power purpozee. Water'
Plumes. TANKS AND SMOKE
STACKS.
POLSON I RENrgalcs TORONTO
Saginaw% and Shipbuilder.
—
ATENTS
OF INVENTIONS
PiaEoCI, PICCON Cc DAVIS
fia St. James St., - Montreal
Waite for infonnatlea
Machinery Por 4age
Engine, shafting, belting, pulleys,
etc from large factory for sale.
Wheelock engine, IS by 42, complete
with cylinder frame, fly wheel, bear.
ings, etc.; all in geed condition.
Shafting from one inch to three
inches, pulleys thirty inches to
fifty inches, belting six inches to
twelve inches. Will sell entire or
in part..
NO REASONABLE
OFFER REFUSED.
S. Frank Wilson & Sons,
73 Adelaide Street West, Toronto.
. a. e.
STOISIMAILIa•
The First of ALL
"Home Remedies"
ccu-ASELINE," in his many
V forms with their innumer-
able uses, is the foundation of (lis
family medicine chest.
aseme
Trildemark
It keeps the skin smooth end
sOund. Invaluable in the nurse"),
for burns cuts, insect biteii, etc.
Absolutdy pure end sae.
AVOID SUBSTITUTES. lnsiet
on "Vaseline" in original pack-
ages bearing the 111510e, CRESE-
511017011 MANUFACTUR-
ING CO., Consolidated. For sale
itt ell Chemists and General Stores.
Illustraied book/et free es 'quest
CHESEBROUGH MFG CO.
18130 CHA(BCOTAVE., Md) ONTREAL
A po4.1 story is .gong the 1.0,mae
with reference to the habit; of ti -
due familiarity. One of these ill-
mannered people called at tha Brit-
ish War Office the other clay, and in •
the coarse of an interview with the
War Minister inquired, "What 6,
you think, Kitchener?" Lord Kia
oftener assumed a sardonic smile
and blandly remarked : "Don't be
so beatly formal. Call me Her -
FOR A NAE
no'lliLlis the beautiful new perfume. made
Canada, ondorsed and used exclusively by Mile.
Pauline Donalda, the famous Canadian Prima.
We want a suitable name for lt. mid Bo will
:SIV810.110V19:— 15" IN CASH PRIZES
6400.00 for the best nanie. •-•
50,00 for tale beet description of the Perfnu.c.
.2,36:00 for the second 1.1DS 111010,
and tett $1.00 prizes tor tho next host desert°
ti10.00 for the second best description.
5,00 for the.third beet doseription.
The winner of lho contest Will be decided by
committee of Mentrearel leading advertising men
and thoir decieion s51 ho Beal. Should two or
more contestante send ill the winning some the
Prize will be onually divided, and an additional
'Prise to the value of $6.00 will bo wiven 00011 sue
cessfu0 contestant, No employee or Member of
this firm shall enter the contest. The con
test closes at midnight, March sist, 1516,
ILOW 50 I511'jl1015-:-T0 enable every contest%nt
to try the new uerfunio before submitting their
estrecgatiocifft efroir—Paorna,,mne. dw11
i.e ,,:111t.eltne ot,101,,ute,Cow.1
s will
send one of our Special Souvenir Bottles ot the
Portunte-regular 25 cents size—together rritil
Free Contest SIM, and Ono PlIelnhans Gannon
All far 10 cents. It is necesenry to lave the Pree
C°Wntrei6tol. 5150 to eil?othru 'win he delighted with the
. Perfume. and all1Ne eh&Dee SO Will the biz prize
RODO ERS, GRAN iSt STEWART, PERFUMERS
Dept W.I. 332 OLEURv ST., MONTREAL.
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