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OFFICER WORE KID GLOVES.
German Taken at Pozieres Was on
His Dignity.
An officer writing from the front
says:
Yesterday morning Pozieres fell in-
to our hands, after a terrific ,bomb-
arclment during the night. . I never
heard anything like it for intensity,
although it did not last as long as
some of the others I have heard. The
Austrialians who were here the other
-day in the village took the place' with-
out great loss.
I had a long conversation with two
officers who were taken prisoners and
were in the prisoners' cage before
going back behind the line. Both, of
them looked rather dilapidated, Gut
the men, about 90 of them, were fair-
Ily fine specimens, but the officers told
me that they were mostly machine
!gunners and picked men. Although
much on, their dignity, one .of the
I officers admitted that we had done
�`' well, but he excused himself by say-
ing in that the Aufresh
were so
,that it was impossible toexpect his
iwar-weary men to hold out against
them. FIe also admitted that the Aus-
tralians were "very brave and fear-
less men.” "They seem to have no
fear of death,".he- said.
.
What seemed to stick most inthis
officer's gizzard was the' fact that
JAN SMUTS S I -A
MILITARY STAR
ONE OF THE GREATEST GENER-
ALS OF TIIE WAR.
Will Soon Present Britain With Ger-
many's East African
Colony
"Jan Christian Smuts will yet play
a great' part in South Africa. He is
one of the cleverest lawyers in the
country and a man of versatile at-
tainments besides. He is personally'
a very simple man, and to meet him
one would not suspect that he pos-
sesses So firm a will and so deter-
mined a character. Although seem-
ly thirty years of age and without.
the slightest, previous experience of
snilitar,• affairs, he developed in the
later phases of the war into a most',
brilliant general.
I :.fteen years. ago "Com" Paul Kru-
ger wrote this prophecy and charac-
ter sketch of the Boer -British gen-
gal, who, as indicated in the war
despatches, is momentarily 'expected
to give the final thrust to that part
of the Kaiser's army which for two
years has been fighting i'n, the
swamps and forests of German East
Africa to retain possession of the last
of the Prussian colonies.
To Smuts the lawyer will go the
credit of adding to the British do-
main an empire four .:times as large
as the state of New' York. He will
be acclaimed as one of the greatest
generals of the war, and already in
England the demand has been made
that he shall be sent to the front in
France, whore his surpassing mili-
tary qualities may be utilized in driv-
ing the Teutonic hordes back beyond
the Rhine.
Ancestors Were Germans.,
General Smuts is a .Boer whose an-
cestors, Germans, went to South
Africa to escape religious persecution
he was shut up in the same cage as in Europe at the time the Hugenots
his men, although there was a piece
of wire between them; also that his.
position was so terribly uncomfort-
able. He said: "I am not used to of British parents—but he calls him
sleeping in the open. Officers al- self a Boer and ho is proud of the
ways sleep in houses with us!" So I name.'
reminded him it was war time. He Smuts is not quite forty-five years
replied, "Yes, yesterday I was a
gentleman; to -clay I am a monkey be-
hind iron bars." True, they were not
very comfortable, as they had to lie
on some chalky ground alongside of
a sunken road.
I could not help smiling myself at
their lack of humor and absurd opin- not in the same class with the lawyer
ion they had of themselves: Just pie- whom Kruger • picked to be a great
man.
swarmed to America. The British
newspapers like to call him an Afri-
kander—a man born in South Africa
Off to the Front! Put
yourself in top-notch con-
dition by eating Shredded
Wheat Biscuit, a food that
supplies the greatest amount
of body-building material
with the least tax upon the
digestion. You cannot get
to "the front" in any busi-
ness with a poorly nourished
body. Delicious for break-
fast with sliced peaches and
cream.
Made in Canada
A
LABOR ADVISER
WILL BE USEFUL
BRINGS TIRELESS ENERGY TO
WORK OF NEW POSITION.
Arthur Henderson Is a Well -Balanced
and Patriotic Leader
of Labor.
It is well from every point of view
that the resignation of Mr. Arthur
Henderson, the one representative of
labor in the coalition Cabinet, from
the post of President of the Board of
Education, is not to involve his re-
tirement from the Cabinet. He is
continuing in the Cabinet, though in
a new office—that of Labor Adviser
to the Government. His Cabinet col-
leagues and the countryat Parge could
g
ill spare at this time from the inner
counsels of Government, a labor lead-
er so well-balanced, so able, so pat-
riotic, and so wise as Mr. Henderson
has shown himself to be.
Persistent criticism from extreme
old and with the possible exception Radical quarters, had had the effect
of Louis Botha, the South African of rendering Hr. Henderson's con -
Premier, and his co-worker in peace, tinuance at the Board of Education
war and politics, he is the biggest extremely difficult. And while it is
man in public life on the continent possible that in that particular de-
of Africa. South Afican admirers
pesay Asquith and Lloyd George are
thingont he may have been some-
thing of a square peg in a round hole,
it is notorious that, by reason of the
large demands of other kinds made
tam these two German officers any-
thing but smart—in fact, very be-
draggled after two days without a
shave or wash—one in dark green
uniform, the' other in a Prussian blue
uniform, with his long blue coat look-
ing very dirty and worn and he him -
Farmer, Lawyer, Politician.
Smuts was born on a farm in the
Transvaal, ten years after his father
had assisted in trouncing the British
at Majuba Hill. He was anti=British
self most bedraggled. Then, to crown up to the time ho was ten years of
all, he was wearing a rather light age. Then he went to England for
pair of kid gloves, which teemed to a university education in law. He
give him an almost comedian's touch, returned pro -British; but did not prac-
so absurd did gloves appear in his tise it very long, because he began
present surroundings. I ft.lt almost the practice of law by going into
.sorr+y for him, he looked so ridiculous. polities. In those days, which was
and yet so much on his dignity. He about the time Dr. Jameson made his
seemed to cling to his gloves as an unsuccessful run across the border
emblem of. respectability, because for the purpose of annexing the Boer
when I saw him brought in yesterday
evening he was still wearing them.
I I gathered from these officers they
were rather surprised that we have
done as much as we had, and that
our troops were as good as they are
and our artillery so accurate. I ask-
ed what they thought of the present
situation They said, "Yes, you have
won five kilometres, but it is a hun-
dred miles from here to Brussels; but
you will get no further." They were
very much concerned as to whether
there was any danger of being tor-
pedoed when they were going over to
England, as they heard that very
few boats ever got across. I . told
them they might get across safe, but
in all probability they would be sent
to the Isle of Malt, in which case
there was a very good chance of go-
ing under. They replied, "Isn't there
a signal given on the steamer that it
is carrying German prisoners?"
which I thought was rather priceless.
Had an Irish Look.
Bobbie asked his father if time was
invented in Ireland, because it was
called O'Clock;
lsv
Grapi-Nuts
Gets Attention=
First, because of its
wonderfully delicious
flavor—
Then again, be-
cause it is ready to
eat—fresh and cris=p
from the package. •
But the big "get at-
tentiori" quality is its
abundance of well-
balanced, easily di
gestible nourishment.
For sotlncl health,
every table should
have its daily ration
orfGrape-Nuts-
6 Grape -Nuts -"There's' a Reason"
Cnnedlen Postum Cereal Cu., Ltd,,
Windsor, Oct,
republics to the British 'Empire, it
did not pay a politician in the Trans -
veal to be very pro -British, so Smuts
went out and shot a couple of
Salteson's men and became anti-
British again,
Smuts went into the South African
campaign as a private and ended as
a general and one of the peace com-
missioners.
Momentous Eloquence.
It was as one of the Boer peace
commissioners, who met General
Kitchener and Sir Alfred Milner., the
British commissioners, that Smuts
roee to the rank of statesman. The
commissioners had been unable to
agree and the Boers returned to the
convention of the national delegates
to obtain new instructions, whether
they should surrender uncondition-
ally or return to the field and renew
the War. For clays the convention
was at loggerheads. At length Smuts
gained a hearing. IIe told them the
truth about the situation, that it was
impossible to fight longer, that they
could expect no help from Europe or
America, and that further resistance
meant useless slaughter,
"Brethren," he deciv;ecl in what is
regarded among South Africans as
one of the most eloquent and certain-
ly one of the most momentous
speeches ever made in that country,
"we have vowed to stand fast to the
bitter end; let us be men, and ac-
knowledge that that end has now
come.
"The future is dark, indeed, but
we will not give up courage, nor our
hope and trust in God."
Let the Kaiser Answer.
The brighter day was not long in
coming. Within a few years the
United States of South • Africa rose
out of the ashes of the war, and it
comprises practically ell the vast
territory south of the Limpopo river,
To -day the Boer republics are out of
existence, but in their places has
risen the Boer nation, The British
Government gave the confederated
colonies a parliament and a liberal
constitution.
Louis Botha and Jan Smuts are
the leading Boers, and consequently
these two men, who went as they
;Atoned away the independence of
their countries' fourteen years ago, are
the greatest men in the white men's
Africa, the one a civil and the other
a military dictator. One has gone
beyond the borders of his country
and has added to the British Empire
that vast territory formerly known
as German Southwest Africa. Smuts
has gone afield and is about to pre-
sent to his sovereign another luige
territory, Getman Beet Africa, • Then
these brothers in politics, statesman-
ship and arms may feel warranted in
turning their eyes toward Berlin and
to wonder what are the thoughts of
that same Prussian Kaiser who vir-
tually promised Kruger almost a
score of years ago to be his royal
protector -anti then broke his pledge.
Hon. Arthur Henderson.
on his time and thought he was not
able to give sufficient attention to
the exclusively departmental work
connected with the Board of Educa-
tion. For, almost from the moment
of his taking office, he was required
to devote himself very largely to
labor questions.
A Tireless Worker.
SOAP RAT N
• FOR GERMANS. S NOW
tT
ONLY 1% OUNCES PER MONTH
TO EACH PERSON.
Price List at Which People Are Al-
lowed to Buy Clothing
Published.
Clothing and soay now can be had
in Germany only on the ration -card
system. The new regulations came
into effect on August 1. Clothes for
both men and women can be purchas-
ed
urchased without special permit card's, only
if the articles in question are con-
tained in a so-called'"free list" of
maximum prices. ; Anybody who
wants a suit or a dress costing more
than the moderate prices fixed must
obtain special permission of the "Im-
perial Clothing Office" and assign.
valid .reasons for such "extrava-
gance." The object of these 'unpre-
cedented and drastic regulations, of
course, is to conserve the supply of
textile materials for the clothing ne-
cessities of the army during the third
year of the war.
Soap Cards.
Soap is now allotted at the rate of
50 grammes (about 10% ounces) per
person per month, including shaving
soap, with an extra ration of nine
ounces of "soap powder." Any child
born on or after August 1, 1916, is
entitled to a soap card on the above
basis. Special allowances of four
cards are allotted to physicians,
nurses dealing with infectious dis-
eases, dentists, veterinary surgeons,
and midwives. Stokers, coal -heavers,
and chimney sweeps are entitled to
two extra cards.
This is the clothing "free list':
Men.
Morning coat, waistcoat, and
trousers $17 75
Tweed and sporting suits 15 00
As a fact, these are the very ques-
tions to help in th- solution of which
he was called into the Cabinet. And.
in contributing to their solution he
has done work of immense national
benefit—work to which he has applied
himself with that tireless energy and
persistence which are so characteris-
tic of the man. For fifteen months
he was engaged, with great success,
in dealing with labor natters submit-
ted to him by the Ministry of Muni-
tions, the Admiralty and the War Of-
fice, sometimes in turn and sometimes
all at once. It is small wonder if,
during that time, lie was unable to
give this requisite attention to the de-
partment of which he was the head.
His new PI
appointment as Labor Ad-
viser to the Government; and his re-
tention in the Cabinet in that capa-
city, constitute a recognition of the
importance of, the services he, has
rendered, and will continue to render
in connection with labor questions.
In the newly -created office he will be
the right man in the right place. The
work which he has done in the or-
ganization of labor for war purposes "John," said the minutely observant ors and guards, women as elevator
generally, and in particular, in the woman, "didn't you forgot to tip the attendants, women as chauffeurs, and
adjustment of difficulties 'under the waiter ?" train conductors, women as red caps,
Munitions Act, has been work of ex- "No, I attended to that right at the porter's and ticket clerks, women as
locomotive cleaners and track greas-
ers.
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ENGLISH MANSIONS SOLD.
Some of the Noted Old Castles Are
Changing hands.
The old boast that visitors from
abroad going to England after a lapse
of twenty years would find 'their old
frieaids'established in the same old
homesteads is yanishing in the war,
along with many other traditions.
Estates ; are changing hands with
startling rapidity every week, bring-
ing new announcements in which town
and country houses long associated
with their owners are offered in the
public mart. In former years many,
such sales would be made privately.
They are now too numerous, as a rule,
for the agents to handle In any but
public fashion, knocking the bargain
down to the Highest bidder at auction.
One of the moat recent raters' is that
of Peninsylvanda Castle, ' Portland,
where a splendid collection of por-
traits, autographs, manuscripts, and
books belonging to the family of Wil-
liam Penn had been housed. In the
grounds of Pennsylvania Castle were
the Norman ruins figuring in Thomas
Hardy's novel, "The Wall Beloved."
Tim estate was bought by T. 5. Tem-
pleman, of Weymouth, for $29,750.
The Penn relics were sold at Chefs -
tie's, a portrait of John Penn, the son
of William Penn, bringing $18,125.,
William Penn's family Bible brought
$575. A treaty belt, the original one
presented by the Indians to William
Penn and made up of eighteen strings
of wampum, brought $430, Another
treaty belt, the second one given to
William Penn by the Indians, brought
$850,
Commander C, H. R. Slingsby, R.N.,
who inherited a. year or two ago the
Frock or morning coats .....14 25 large estates in Yorkshire of his
Two coats 8 00 father, but who has not yet succeeded
Waistcoats 2 50 In establishing the legitimacy of his
Trousers . 4 50 son Teddy Slingsby in the English Own Tablets in the house may feel
'Winter overcoats 20 00 court, is selling off this month
17 75 12,000 acres of the family estates. bout..that the lives of their little ones are
Summer overcoats
Mackintoshes or Alpine coats 10 00 The lied House, near York, will be reasonably Stomachfeduringcholera nfan-
Women, sold, as well as many historical placestroubles,
5 0 famous all over the world and during turn and diarrhoea carry off thous-
ands of little ones every summer, in
most cases because the mother does
not have a safe medicine at hand to
give promptly. Baby's Own Tablets
cure these troubles, or if given occa-
sionally to the well child will prevent
their coming on. The Tablets are
guaranteed by a government analyst
to be absolutely harmless even to the
new-born babe. They are especially
good in summer because they regu-
late the bowels and keep the stomach
sweet and pure. They are sold by
medicine dealers or by mail at 25
cents a box from The Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
Merit Grows Like Fat.
A Dutch army officer appeared in
public with his breast covered with
medals.
"Where did you get all those medals,
colonel ?" a friend asked birti, "Did
you winsome big battle ?"
The officer pointed 'to the biggest,
brightest medal of all.
"Dot's de first one," he said. "I got
dot by mistake, Lind I got all de oder
ones because I had dot one."
RUSSIAN MORALS IMPROVED.
Every Branch of the Army Is Now
In Splendid Shape.
A London Times correspondent,
dealing with the morals of the Rus-
sian troops, says:—
"The recent fighting has shown
that Germans shells and German num-
bers could not blast or bayonet the
Russians out of their positions this
year., when that' had something with
which to shoot, .and could at last list-
en to the =sic of their own shells
bursting over the Teuton lines '
"There is another matter in re-
gard to the morale of the army this
year to which Gen. Brusiloff himself
directed much attention Now, as he.
said, the morale is a hundred times
more vital and deep-rooted than dur-
ing the early successes in Galicia in
1914. Then the soldiers fought
fought through i. mo -.D1 ho.Sw
through discipline and with a meagre
realization of what 'it was all about.
This year it is quite different.
"What was at the beginning a war
between Governments : has now be-
come a war between peoples, and
there, is not a soldier in the army who
does not understand now that he is
fighting a hated enemy, andwilling
to die, if need be, to dislodge Ger-
many from the soil of Holy Russia.
It is this conception which brings the
troops forward singing and longing
to get at the Germans This feeling
against the Austrians is quite differ-
ent—perfunctory hostility, I should
call it.
"In addition, one now notes an im-
provement in technique in every
branch of the Russian service. Their
trenches are as good as, if not better,
than those of the Teutons Their
transport is infinitely better organized
than ever before, with the result that
there is a saving of time, which cer-
tainly has increased its efficiency fifty
per cent. The same is true of the
ammunition columns, of the sanitary
and Red Cross work, and every other
branch of the Russian service I have
seen. And last, but not least, we
have shells and rifles."
SAVE THE CHILDREN.
Mothers who keep a box of Baby's
Cloaks .
Coat and skirt
Washing dress
Woolen blouse
Washing blouse
Woolen dressing gown 8 50
Washing dressing gown 5 00
Trimmed woolen dress 25 00
Skirt . 6 25
Chemise . 1 62 court, when the presiding judge based
Nightdress . 2 50 his decision largely upon the 'advice of
Knickers . 1 25 a famous Sculptor that the boy must
1 25 be the son of the commander's wife
2 68 because of peculiar oar formations
.3 00 found in both. The case was appealed,
2 50 Sir Edward Carson acting for the
brothers of Commander Slingsby, and
A Butter Paradise. under Carson's cross-examination Mrs.
The town of Freystadt, in West Slingsby admitted that she had adve'r-
Prussia is described as "a butter Used in a San Francisco paper for a
foundling which she wished to adopt.
20 00 times of peace visited every year by
tens of thousands of tourists. These
10 00 include the Ongoing Well at Kna'res-
3 75 borough, where the water possesses
3 00 petrifying properties ; Eugene Aran's
Cave, Mother Shipton's Cave, and St.
Robert's Chapel.
The Slingsby case is now in the
hands of the House of Lords. Com-
mander Clingsby won in the lower
Camisole .
Dressing jacket
Washing petticoat
Kimono .
paradise," as the ration cards just
introduced provide for half a pound
of butter per day per family. Ber-
lin's butter ration this week was two
ounces per person.
Cards to take a walk are the very
latest form of "rations" in Germany.
They have just been introduced, ac-
cording to the Vossische Zeitung of
July 22, by the police authorities o:f
Munich and Leipzig in order to bet-
ter "control" the youthful population
in the evening hours. Henceforth
youths under 17 years of age may ap-
pear in the streets only when provid-
ed with permit cards, and these will
be issued to none but members of so-
called youths' organizations. The
system has been established in . the
hope that juvenile crime, which has
seriously increased during the tear,
may be checked. In Brandenburg -
on -the -Havel, near Berlin, children.
unaccompanied by adults may not
use the streets after 9 p.m..
PLANT TREES sit DYNAMITE.
Orchard of 4,000 Trees Planted in
Fifteen Days.
New methods of using dynamite are
being constantly devised. Among the
most novel of these is its application
in the planting of ties.
There was an apple orchard of
4,000 trees to be planted, and as winter
was approaching no time could be
lost, for fear a sudden turn in tem-
perature should freeze the ground,
The man who undertook the work
first mounted a two and one -half -horse-
power gasoline engine on the running
gear of a light wagon and arranged it
to operate a soil auger, With this out-
fit two men were able to put down as
many holes In a day as 30 men could
have punched with a bar and sledge,
In these holes light charges ofdyy
dyna-
mite were exploded to form an exca-
vation in which to plant trees, a num-
ber of holes being fired at a time.
By this method the entire .orchard
was planted In less than 15 days of
nine hours each.
li2inareee Liniment for sale everywhere.
Striving to Please. '
Lord Ashburton, the husband of the
former New York show girl, Frances
Belmont, after disposing of much of
his faintly inheritage, is selling Eying -
ton, in Kent, a beautiful property
which it is expected will be cut up and
bought by the tenants.
ANGELS UNAWARES.
Women Are Doing Their Share These
Trying Times.
Before the warr there were five
million, five hundred women wage
earners in Great Britain; to -day there
are said to be over ten million. Five
million men have enlisted for active
service, and a woman has taken the
place of every able-bodied man who
might have been engaged in peace-
ful occupations. England has never
been so busy a manufacturing and
industrial country as she is in 1916,
but this would never have been pos-
sible if women had not stepped into
the breach.
In Canada there is not the same
supply of surplus available women,
so that in this respect Canada has
not experienced sogreat a revolu-
tion in industrial life, but many
new occupations are being opened
to Canadian women, and the de-
mand for women workers in factor-
ies and in the great industrial life
of the railways is steadily on the
increase If Sir Robert Borden is
to secure his 500,000 Canadian sol-
diers, 100,000 women must tempor-
arily step into the shoes of men
so that the latter may be released
for service, as the limit of available
men seems almost to be reached.
Women are already working along-
side of men in sacking and hauling
eleva-
tors,
grain at the Great Lakes in the Canadian Pacific yards
and shops where they are cleaning
cars, in the telegraph services and
in many clerical positions hither-
to held by men. . They are acting in
some places as Station Agents with
satisfaction to their employers. But
Canadians who visit England are sur-
prised to find women ticket inspect-
treme difficulty and often of great
delicacy. And there will certainly
not be less scope for his great gifts
when the difficult problems in con-
nection with the readjustment of
industry at the close of the war come
forward fee solution.
No Increase hi Cabinet.
The new Department of Labor
which has been established, might
very well have been set up at a con-
siderably earlier date. It is to have
separate officers and a staff under the
direction of the labor Adviser. Its
present work will largely consist in
investigating labor problems. for the
information of other departments and
of the Cabinet at large.
It is satisfactory that the creation
of the new office of Labor.' Adviser is
not to add to the already somewhgt
excessively large total of Cabinet
Ministers. Lord Crewe is adding the
work of the Education Department to
his duties, largely nominal, as Lord
President if the Council,
Start. I handed hien all the money I
can afford to spend and told him to
take his tip and then bring is some--
to
ometo eat with the change."
ED, 4
ISSUE 38—'16.
H'is Method.
"You nay you've driven your car
seven years and never had an acci-
dent. How do you account for it
"When I'm driving I figure that
every other driver is a fool and I give
him plenty of room to do the wrong
thing and mostly I've been right."
o
Her Wish.
"Darling, I wish you'd treat me like
one of your good customers."
"I don't get you, my dear ?"
"And blow me off to a dinner down-
town now and then." ,
All Business.'
"Then I can be one of your pupils ?"
"Assuredly, sit, foo• $10 a lesson,"
said the great artist, "And a favorite
pupil for $2 extra."
St. Joseph, Levis, July 14, 1903.
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gentlemen,—I was badly kicked by
my horse last May, and after using
several preparations on my leg noth-
ing would do. My leg was black as
jet. I was laid up in bed for a fort-
night and could not walk. After us-
ing three bottles of your MINARD'S
LINIMENT I was perfectly cured, so
that I could start on the road.
JOS. DIMES,
Commercial Traveller.
Queer But True.
"It's a queer world,"
"Why ?"
"Stand up and say that riches don't
make for happiness and everybody
will agree with you heartily."
"That's so."
"And everybody will go out and
keep right on trying to get rich.
Oraealated b?yeild9s
orto Eyes inflamed by expo-
sure to Sim, Dust and Wind
Eyesquickly relieved by Murine
Eye Remedy. No Smarting,
just Eye Comfort. At
Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Mullis lye
SslveinTubee25c.ForpoohollAcEyerrceask-
d. Co.
Chico
u lonE
eRomo 8®
ru
fists orM r Y
D Y
Kg
As Good as a Gift.
Spenditt I say, old chap, if you
would lend me $50, I could make $75.
Smart—How would you make the
other twentyfive ?
Minasd'e Liniment mellows Neuralgia.
Immune From Suggestions.
"People don't bother Wombat with
remedies for his ailment."
"What's his ailment?"
"IIe's deaf."
Their Marriage.
She—How did they ever come to
marry?
He—Oh, ids the same old story.
Started out to be good friends, you
know, and later on changed their
minds.
You wil find relief iii Zuiu-Chill I
It easesthe burning, stinging
pain, stops bleeding and brims
ease. Perseverance, with ,aril.
Bak, 1133119 dire. Why not prove
this ? .Grid .%lrnppiols and ,stores. --
Me bot
Box Sawyers
Box Makers
HIGHEST WAGES
Limited
•
Ffstboorr,k Bros., i»
283 King St. East, Toronto
And He Knew It.
The Professor—I'm afraid, my dear
young woman, that you find statistics
very dry things.
The Dear Young Woman -Not al-
ways. Lieutenant Smyth told me that
there wore 400,000,000,000 people in
the world and I was the prettiest girl
of the lot,
Minare's Liniment Cures Blame, Ete,
Her Wish.
"I wish I were dead," said he after
the quarrel,
His wife did not Join in this melanr
choly yearn.
"I wish you were insured," she did
say,
Mina,rtrs Liniment Cures Dandruff.
Gets Them Out in the Air.
Dix—Running into debt is poor
exercise.
Bix—But it gives good exercise to
the bill collectors.
SEES) POTATOES
END POTATOES, IRISH COB -
f .biers. Delaware Carman. Order
at once. Supply limited, Write for quo-
tations. 73. W. Dawson, Brampton.
FOR SALE.
-pACRES, Pa MILES FROM
KA ACRES,
Petetboro (pop. 22,000). Choice
situation and superb oalltling's. Robt.
Graham, R.R. 4, Poterboro.
33ELP WANTED.
ATCF!'.NI��I{la'ft 1•VANTE,D, Yat; ST
be capable and reliable. A, Ross,
Port Arthur, Oct.
2.V2.l�lfd ACi1INT&TS—SIR GOAD—LrI'1 L•IT:R
macbines er vise hands ; general
work ; good wages for .good men, The
Iron Works, Limited, Owen Sound.
113 LACICSMIT}I WANTED — GOCD
6i Slicer andgeneral smith ; power
sham ; steady job ; $3.50 per day ; pay
every week. J. W. Origin, Gore Bay,
Manitoulin Island, Ont.
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Offices for sa:a in good Ontario
towns, The most useful and interesting
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LL's maps, pamphlets and pictorial
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CANGER, TUMORS, LUMPS, ETC..
internal and external. cured wlthr
out pain by our borne treatment Write
tie before too lute, Dr, Bellman M,5ilcaA
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o Bath Israel Hospital offRork City k'Onndo 1 90
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America's
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Dog Remedies
BOOIC ON
DOG IISEASES
And flow to Feed
hailed free to any address by
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118 West 3181 Street, New York
The Soul of a. Pittne Lathe
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-O .� si '�� 5G E L
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A void Mine On
Your Farm
You n can double your profits by
storing' up geed green feed ht a
BISSELL SILO
"Sumpter Toari all Winter Lon "
Scientifically built
to keep silage fresh.
sweet and good to the
last, Built of select-
ed timber treated with
wood preset' yeti es
that prevent tuna'.
The BISSELL SILO
has strong, rigid
walls, air -tight doors,
hoops of heavy steel.
Sold by dealers or
address us niireet. Got
tree folder. Write
rl Bleeeil Co.. Ltd.
. Dept• U
Elora, Ontario.
FREE TO GIRLS
We wiit. lvo this
beautiful braceletfree
of all charge to any girl er young lady
'who will soil
80 of Our lovely Shelf inch
colored 011ogreph pictures at 10e. each,
i The Braeeet is of rolled gold plate,
richly engraved.
Send us your name and we will send,
you the Pictures. When sold send us
the money and we will send you the
Olraeele . Address
HOZSEB-W.aRas.eme CO.,
Dept. 37. TORONTO, ONT.
t n� w � a •? <? � laM t r.. rail .,
t,
lf. •:
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Wheelock Engine, 150
H,P., 18 x42, with double
main driving belt 24 ins,
ilio ridLyn�mo30K.
Viii ,a IV
belt driven. All in. first
Class Condition, Would be
sold together or sep:irate-
iy ; also a lot of shaftl o
at•r p ' bargain
a n a
a Y •{ pr t 1� GiiSl 6i..
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room is "r e mired t,Cecita
ately.
S. Frank Wilson Sons
73 Adelaide 4a`treet West,
Toronto, ,