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THE BENEFIT OF
WAR-7E1gLAUGHER
SOME GOOD STORIES ABOUT THE
BOYS IN KIIAKI
The Gift of Laughter Must Now Be
Considered With More
Gravity.
Although in the laughter-manufae-
turing profession, it is only since the
war that • I have realized to the full
the wonderful spiritual power of
laughter. We usually consider laugh-
ter as only the hors -d'oeuvre to the
feast of living, or as a mere condiment
to the more solid fare of life, writes
Billy Merson in London Answers.
Remarking on the subject the other
day, a friend of mine said that he
really believed that since the war we
had become, as a whole, a gayer na-
tion. This may seem ridiculous at
fleet, when one considers the vast
amount of suffering caused by the
war; but, on consideration, I think it
will be found that there is a certain
amount of hard sense of my friend's
remark.
Tommy the Irresponsible.
Had you any idea that there were
so many laughter -making, light-
hearted, seemingly carefree men in
Britain before you heard and read
about the irresponsible optimism and
the great gift of laughter possessed
by British soldiers and sailors? They
r su ffer, they make heroic ' sacrifices,
they give their lives—yet they laugh
and make laughter. They are fight_
Mg the grim spirit of evil with the
gay spirit of laughter, and in the vic-
tory which they will gain . you will
have had proof of the spiritual value
of the power of laughter.
I have been asked to relate some of
the yarns told me about themselves
by our laughter -loving boys, but I find
it difficult to make a choice.
During a parade of a public -schools
corps an -extremely "la-di-dah" and a
very youthful subaltern called out a
private, and said, after a lengthy lec-
ture in a high-pitched voice:
"You are so .extremely slovenly in
your appearance that I don't knew
what to do with you!"
Immediately a voice from the ranks
cried:
"Tell his mother!"
Another repeated "Tell his mother!"
in French, another in German, a third
in Italian;' then the classical scholars
implored their officer to "Tell his mo-
ther!" in Latin and Greek.
The next clay the youthful sub ar-
ranged to exchange into another bat-
talion.
Temporary Gentlemen!
Officers of the Regular. or Terri-
torial officers 'of experience have
scant consideration for any young
"temporaries" who do not conform
strictly to the usages of their new-
- found, positions as "officers and 'gen-
tlemen."
"Temporary second-Iieutenants are.
requested to behave as temporary gen-
tlemen" is the notice in a certain Ser-
vice club.
The other day a certain proud
father was showing a certain major
a portrait of his son, who had just
obtained a commission. The officer
looked hard at the portrait, and saw
a weakly, esthetic -looking, affected
youth with long, poetic locksthat act-
ually curled over collar of his uni-
form.
Without a smile the major handed
back the portrait.
" H'm I" said he. " Quite good ! But
what's the name of the piece ?"
"Father' Wants You to Move I"
A certain general has his own son,
as A.D.C. The youth, I am told, means
well buts does badly. One day he was
carrying an order from the general to
an artillery commander, and this was
how he delivered it :
"If you please, father wants you to
move your guns to So-and-so."
" Right you are, my little man I"
replied the officer. " Now run along
and see what your mother wants me
to do l"
A friend just back from the front
tells me that in the dining -room of an
hotel in France, on a huge placard
posted over the mantleshelf, one can
read :
" English officers and their friends
are respectfully requested to address
the waiters in English, as their French
is not generally understood'•'
Adds a Healthful
Zest to any Meal
Most everyone likes a hot
table drink, but it must
have a snappy taste and at
the same time be healthful.
Probably no beverage an-
swers every requirement so
completely as does
POSTU
This famous pure food-
drink, made of roasted
wheat and a bit of whole-
some molasses, affords a
rich, delicious flavour, yet
contains no harmful ele-
ment.
The original Ptistune Cer-
eal must be boiled In-
stant Postum is made in
the cup " quick as wink,"
by adding hot water, and
stirring.
Both forms of Postum
have a delightful aroma
and flavour, are healthful,
and good for children and
grown-ups.
"There's a Reason"
Sold by Grocer•& everywhere,
Canadian T'on urn Cereal. Co., Intl„
Windsor, Oat.
This recalls A brief conversation HOW TO CREATE AN ESTATE.
that a soldier overheard in France,
Two British Tomanies were chat- The Way a Man May Have Something
ting outeido r: cafe. Sari one : When Old Age Creeps Upon Him.
"The Frebelx setts. jell :fond of their
mayonnaise, don't.' they a?" As a means of preventing poverty
s, Raker l" the other replied, and as a method by which families
"' Why you 'hear it played wherever deprived by death of the providing
yeti go." member may not become objects of
Great preach War bong. charity, there has never in thefvorld
sen anything equals
And here is another yarn concern- b y ng devised which qt
ing " La llfarseillaiee I" The great thed owge s er for good
well-manag-
ing
sonlg of war Was being played Life insurance as developed to -day
in a certain popular eestaurani,, is of the greatest economic value. It
Whattittleors that, mum '
my . is the boarding together of, many men,
asked a 1 boy. , and the paying in of certain sums by
Oil, that's the Now
the gen each, to minimize the financial loss
Marche,' Mum",
Tommy I Now get on with experienced by other members,of the
your soup., compahy.
Among my many soldier fgriends is Life insurance in the beginning was
an Irishman, who dconce a to tell solely`40 protection,but variations
humorous anecdotes concerning l e in the different forms which exist to -
own countrymen. Here is one that day have been brought forth to meet
told me : A Jaek had ex -
the demands of the public, as they
*clod with a deafening roar,andnarose from time to time, but we be -
with, wiping his eyes clear oi' o lieve the farther a company varies
with his respirator, looked round from the primal idea—namely protec-
see Clancy, his chum, lying very hM, tion --the less is its power for good.
" e to me, Terence !" he whir- As an investmentwehave nothing
pared. " Are ye alotve or dead ?" to say against it, and the vast accu-
Dead I" faintly murmured Clancy, rnulations of surplus which the dif-
What a liar the man is!" sonic,- ferent companies have made and
quised Murphy, much relieved, which they hold for policyholders
Then Clancy sat up.' speaks for itself, bet the principle of
' Ye know I must be dead, Murphy,"making provision is often lost sight
he said, or it isn't the bikes av you of.in the attempt to create an asset,.
would be calling me a liar 1' at a future date, for a person's, own
Forgot Himself. benefit.
An Irish corporal was in charge of It is a curious thing that no mat-
a campparade of buglers, and the C. ter how badly a man may need life
g insurance, he has a tendency.to side -
O, asked him if they were all present. stepit until he is finallycaught,
" No, sor ; one absent." and,
"Gothen," saidthe as has been aptly said, some men get
and find, him the , life insurance to -day much in the
C.O. an same manner as they get religion.
In a few moments the IrHis emotionsmustbe appealed to,and
came running back, and cried . pp
breath-
lessly: he often takes the step in a moment
"Shure, sor, and weren't we a pair of enthusiasm; generally he is pleas-.
of duffers not to notice it! It wor me- ed with himself afterwards, and if
self, sor. Bedad, I forgot to call me he is a right-thinking and a proper
ofv n name.entoirel sort" business man he seldom or never
y' b
The following yarn was told me by lapses his policy.
a private in a rifle corps. One night In going over the daily press week
a man arrived back from leave long by week and year by year, we see the
after "Lights out." The next morn- probates of wills of many people, and
ing his demanded an explanation. we are often astounded by the small -
Said the culprit promptly: ness of the estate, if any, to take
"Ifou lease sir, I had to stand care' of those left behind, and in many
y P
up while the Salvation Army played
cases we find that the principal asset,
'
`God Save the King,' and that made when any, is usually a life insurance
me miss my train. policy taken out by the breadwinner.
"Quite the most original excuse I've The building of • an estate at the
ever heard," remarked the command- present time, or even at any time, is
ing officer. a tedious and long-drawn-out mat -
That recalls to my mind a similar ter. It is not generally known that
story, told to me by an officer friend. fully 95 per cent. of the people who
A recruit stationed in a town that was enter business fail during some, time
strange to him lost his way one night, or other. Neither is it generally
and consequently arrived back at the known that fully 97 per cent. of the
barracks several hours late., when they attain advanced ago,
"Why are you late?" asked the have little or nothing to live upon. If
sergeant. even a small fortune is to be accumu-
"I lost my way, sir, through not lated it must be wisely and intern -
knowing the town." gently managed, and when people are
"Lost your way, did you? Well, so busy, as they are to -day, endeavor -
you'll stay in barracks till you know ing to make ends meet, they have not
the town better. :Dismiss!" much time at their disposal to
:look
es
into investments.
LEG GRAFTED ON SOLDIER.
By putting aside a small sum year-
ly, as one's means permit, the mo -
Surgeons Bind Men Together Like ment the first payment is made on a
life insurance policy an estate is
Siamese Twins. created of the face value of the policy,
and if a man would only continue to
add to this, in the best years of his
earning capacity, he would have some-
thing
thing when old age creeps upon him
which would be security against many.
of the troubles he might have to
meet, and if he has this sum at his
disposal when he comes to advanced
age he will have many people anxious
to give him the comforts to which he
is entitled.
A remarkable surgical operation is
now being performed at the Grand
Palais, Paris France, the massive
building usually used for the annual
salon, but now transformed into a vast
hospital. Here two soldiers lie side by
side, bound together like Siamese
twins, while a large part of the leg of
one of them is being slowly transfer-
red into the leg of the other one. No-
ted surgeons are gathered about,
watching slow development, which
they regard as marvelous both from
the surgical standpoint as well as
from the sentimental, in which one
soldier is calmly giving day by day
part of his body to a fellow -soldier.
The two men lie on their backs on
a large operating table in one of the
halls of the hospital. They liein
opposite directions, the head of one
near the feet of the other, like the
figures on playing cards. They are
among the most seriously wounded of
the younger class of soldiers, one 26
and the other 23 years old. The
younger, Rousselot, was wounded in
the leg at the battle of Morhanlge in
the early days of the war. He was
taken prisoner to Germany, where the
surgeons say he did not receive intel-
ligent attention. He was brought
back last September, and it was neces-
sary to perform a second operation to
lengthen his leg fourteen centimetres
(about five and a half inches). But
after the extension was performed
there was still a lack of bony matter
between the two parts of the broken
femur.
The other soldier, Tillete, an artil-
leryman, was seriously wounded in the
Oleg two months ago in the desperate
fight over Fort de Douaumont. In a
field operation his leg was amputated
above the knee. Later it was found
that the, second operation was neces-
sary in
eces-sary'in order to shorten the leg by
some centimetres.
It was at this point that the sur-
geons concluded that the soldier who
needed the shortened leg could .give
up this part to the soldier who needed
the longer leg. Tillete was consulted
by the chief surgeon, the operation of
grafting was fully explained to him,
and it was made known also he was
rendering a service to a soldier com-
rade and to science. He did not
hesitate, but gave his fell consent.
Thereupon the operation began, and
now, after some weeks the two
soldiers lie there on their backs, the
t ieht thigh of Rousselot against the
left thigh of Tillete, bound together
with the same surgical bandages so
as toprevent the slightest shifting of
the operated parts until the pheno-
mena of transferring .one leg to the
other is accomplished.
Human Sacrifice in India.
A despatdh to London from Calcutta
says that a case of humeri sacrifice
is reported from a Ilindu temple at
Jaffna. `It appears that certain' Hin-
dus of Vannarponnai were strongly
tempted by a dream regar'dieg treas-
ure trove. Believing that by the sac-
rifice of an innocent youth to the god-
dess they could obtain the desired
money, they led a youth of 20 at dead
of night to the temple of the goddess
where he was drugged and hie throat
wee cut.
"BLENDED SAUSAGE."
"Succulent Source of Huns' Joy" Dis-
appears.
The German's faith in the idol of
his soul, the pivot of his being, the
symbol of all he holds dear—in short,
the sausage -has been .rudely and
ruthlessly shattered. The Munich
Post says:
"To -day more than ever before he
who eats sausage must be gifted with
an unquestioning trust. Heaven only
knows what it is that is being sold
under that name at present. The sub-
stance which is passing for sausage
at the officially fixed maximum price
in no way corresponds to the money
that is spent on it. The intention of
the city authorities was to produce
cheap sausage. Their goodwill was
most praiseworthy, but unfortunately
their efforts met with no success.
Large quaptities of "blended saus-
age" were placed on the market.
Why "blended sausage"? Simply be-
cause that variety yields the biggest
profits, of the very expensive blood
and fat hardly a trace enters into
its composition. The latest mater-
ials to beemployed in sausage manu-
facture are beetroot and parsnips,
the succulent source of our joy, has
disappeared. What else takes its
place it were better not to enquire
too closely. Suffice it to say that
the sale of "blended sausage" yields
the butchers' a magnificent return,
while the sausage -malting art, as it
is carried out at present, simply de-
frauds the consumer of his hard-
earned money.
REMINDER OF HUN DEEDS.
9 Li "Ii. OF k." *'Ee4tt NQ b nnowlar
Cents. Lon mush lj
6+� g
ivia
A Man'sMeal for Five Fro, i a Green
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Always bleed Life'belt Waistcoat .ice'
makes a iriushy man. A man htyard PIMP,
who works with hand or brain NEWS BY 4AI • n �' FROM
' food. ''
LAND'S SHORES.
IRE
ord Kitehenel' had a sort of fora"
must have a mans oo Two '
Shredded Wheat Biscuits ; b it3 fie ease that he nevelt'
b
hating eh kid -tient at sea, So
hutch i t h $
cress ti.:tlrot�ny over to Chiais without'
Nea>�ti ' e lifll'elt id coat o that
e h s 'coati ein
Egypt before he made hie famous ad.
Mande oh Ifhartum.'
7thongh so often on the sea and an
excellent sailor, he detested sea tripe
and never felt . comfortable' on beard
an ship. He complained that the sea
affectedvhis sight.
Another curious `point was that
while hq alwaye acquired curios in any
part of the -world in which he might
be he took care never to allow his
purchase to be on the vowel on' which
he was a passenger.
SUMMER HEAT
HARD ON BAB"
with milk or cream will happenings in the Emerald Isle of mach for
supply all the strength -giv-
ing nutriment needed for a
half -days Viiork or play at
a cost of not over five cents.
Simply crisp a few Shredded
Wheat Biscuits in the oven
and serve with fresh fruits
and milk or cream.
Made in Canada
GENERAL SMUTS.
Was an Honorable Foe, and Now a
Staunch Loyalist.
When you met General Smuts for.
the first time nothing impressed you
more than his remarkably piercing
eyes. They are penetrating points of
steel.
Gen. Smuts is fair, as fair as a Vi-
king. He has a thin, pointed, golden'
beard, the forehead is high, the nose.
is somewhat large but the whole ex-
pression of the face is open and
pleasing. Yet the eyes dart fire.
No man has entered the field to
"do his bit" for King and country
with more enthusiasm than this one-
time enemy of ours. His gratitude to.
Great Britain is deep and strong: He
does not care to be thanked for his
loyalty.
"What else could we do than what
we have done?" he asked. "Only one
course was possible after England's
treatment of us when we were con-
quered."
Gen. Smuts mental powers are
phenomenal. He is only 46, but he
has been "doing things" for years.
From his father's farm at the Cape
he went to Cape University. At Cam-
bridge, later, he took a double first
in the law tripos. In the'rransvaal
President Kruger made him State
Attorney when he was but 28 years
old.
When the Boer war broke out Jon
bort made him a commandant as
soon as he stepped into the field. His
quick brain saw that raiding tactics
were likely to cause the British the
most trouble. His mobile column
darted hither and thither, and his
lightning -like movements were as Ag-
gravating as they were mystifying.
He was soon made a general. Ile was
not 30 then.
Through it all he was an honorable
foe. When the Peace Treaty was
signed he became a staunch loyalist.
When the grant of self-government
aovertiment
was made to the conquered States he
stepped into the front rack of South
African politicians. Side by side
with his intimate friend and colleague
Louis Botha, he worked for the good
of his country.
STEEL MONEY FOR BULGARS.
French Society to Put up Monuments
to "Atrocities."
With the object of never allowing
the people of France to forget the
outrages said to have been committed
by the German invaders during the
war, an association called. "L'Oeuvre
des Plaques et Monuments Corn
emor'atits 'des Atrocities Allemandes"
is raising funds for the purpose of
erecting 'monuments on spots where
the alleged atrocities occurred, . and.
affixing conimeniorative plates to
buildings said to have been the scenes
of such acts.
In the appeal' for funds sent to
Americans General Secretary Noyer
and Treasurer Gagnepain say that
they have no doubt that the numer-
ous American tourists who will go to
:France after the war to visit: the bat-
tlefields will be happy to see these
conunelnoretive tablets and plates.
Worry gives the undertaker more
business than work does.
k -lox 1tLiaoa:'d'a and take no °heti
Germany Also Supplies Iron and Lead
Coinage.
Gradually the monetary systems of
the Central Powers are being radicolly
changed, but their specie and paper
now coming into circulation will be
valueless, except among themselves,
unless "tihe conclusion of the war
should be in their favor.
There is no gold in circulation, and
silver is beginning to disappear com-
pletely in some countries, notably in
Austria, Bulgaria and Turkey. Thus'Thee,-
to replace specie, iron, steel and lead
are being introduced instead of copper
and silver. The Bulgarian Govan -
meet, has ordered $2,000,000 worth of
2 cent and 1 cent coins in steel and
lead. Moreover, about' $3,000,000 are
to be shortly issued in small bank'
notes in the respective value of 20
cents and 40 cents each. These small
bank notes are' being printed in Ger-
many.
A first series of bank notes of the
face value of 96 cents, $1.92 and $3.84
apiece, and amounting altogether .to
$5,000,000 nominally, are awaited by
the Bulgarian Treasury from Ger-
many almost immediately,as a first
instalment. Further daily deliveries
are to be sent to Sofia, representing
$4,000,000 each time in these, new
notes, until the total order for $100,-
000,000 in bank notes has been sup-
plied. All this new Bulgarian money
is made in Germany.
SGinard'.s Liniment need by Physicians.
Up Against it Now. -
"Jiggs has just had an increase in
salary."
"That so? I'm sorry."
"Sorry. I should think you'd . be
ashamed to say that. - You ought to
rejoice in your neighbor's success."
"I do, but Jiggs lives next door to
me, and it was all I could do to keep
up with him on his former income.
him at
p y
Interest to Irish-
men.
Between 80,000 and 100,000 persons
received poor relief in Dublin during
the revolt.
Damage in the Pembroke Council
area, Dublinl due to the rebellion, and
its suppression, it roughly estimated
at $5,250,000.
Betting raids organizedby the Bel-
fast detective staff, proved success -
fill recently, -the aggregate fines be-
ing close to $500. , •.'
A't Enniscorthy recently fat pigs
reached the price of $10.80 per cwt,
live weight, and over, 10,000 was paid
to 'small farmers and cottagers for
their pig's.
• Owing to the high price of coal,
thotisancis of acees of peat are being
cut in Ireland, and many public, insti-
lotions are acceptinlg tenders for turf
itistead.of coal.
A few days after his promotion was
gazetted to the Royal Flying Corps,
news has been received .of -the death
in action of Capt. E. Barrett, formerly
of the R.I.C.
While a boy named Collins was
bathing in the lough at Roscommon
he accidentally slipped into a deep
drain and was smothered before as-
sistance arrived.
. A large number of the prisoners
sentenced to long terms of imprison-
rent for the part they played in the
recent rebellion have been removed
from Dublin to Dartmoor prison.
Mr. Forster, financial secretary to
the War Office, has stated that the
total value of the contracts for shirt -
making in Ireland since the outbreak
of war is about $3,280,000.
Athlone Board of Guardians at a
special meeting, passed a strong reso-
lution calling the attention of the
Local Government Board to 'the ne-
cessity for economy in public depart-
ments.
The house, 62 Middle Abbey street,
Dublin, which, among those ruined by
fire, was that in which Michael Devitt
held his first private consultation as
to the foundation of the Land
League.
While the insurgents had posses-
sion of the Post Office in Dublin, one
of their number spent some time
shooting at Nelson's nose, which was
shot clean away. The figure is now
minus an arm and a nose.
The English Board of Agriculture
have made known that in regard to
the importation of farm laborers
from Ireland, any Irish laborer will
not come under the Military Service
Act, and will not .be called up' for
service.
An official report issued from mili-
tary headquarters, Dublin, states that
P. A. Mahon, a member of Dublin
corporation, has been found guilty by
court-martial and sentenced to three
years' penal servitude, two and a half
years of which have been remitted.
His Last Words.
The following passage tools place
between counsel and witness in a dis-
puted will case:
"Did your father give you no part-
ing admonition?"
"He never gave much away at any
time."
"I mean,' what were his last
words?"
"They don't concern you."
"They not only concern me, sir,"
remarked the barrister, severely,
"but they concern the whole court!
"0, all right," was the reply.
"Father said: `Don't have no trouble
when I'm gone, Jim, 'cos lawyers i s
the biggest thieves unhung "
This is to certify that fourteen
years ago I got the cords of my left
wrist nearly severed, and was for
about nine months that I had no use
of my hand, and tried other Lini-
ments, also doctors, and was receiv-
ing no benefit. By a persuasion from
a friend I got MINARD'S LINIMENT
and used one bottle which completely
cured me, and have been using MIN-
ARD'S LINIMENT in my family'
ever since and find it the same as
when I first used it, and would never
be without it.
ISAAC E. MANN,
Aug. 31st, 1908, Metapedia, P. Q.
No season of the year is so danger-
ous to the life of little ones as is the
Summer. The excessive heat theowe
the littlestomach out of order do
quickly that unless ,prompt aid is at
hand the baby may be beyond all
human help before the mother realizes
he is ill. Summer is the season when
diarrhoea, cholera infantum, dysen-
try and colic are most prevalent. Any
one of these troubles may prove dead-
ly if not promptly treated. During
the summer the mothers best friend
is Baby's Own Tablets. They regu-
late the bowels, sweeten the stomach
and keep baby healthy. The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont.
Willie—"I met the new boy who
lives next door on my way to school
this morning, and it made me late."
Mother—"I'm sorry for that, Willie."
Willie—"It's all right. The new boy
wasn't able to get there at, all!"
Weep Mraara's Liniment to the house
Getting into Society.
"Guess I'll have to rig up a mid-
dle name," declared Fluidbub. "I never
tad one, but I gotta have one now."
"Why so?"
"My wife demands one to print on
her visiting cards."
He Was Too Busy.
" Maanma," asked three-year-old
Freddie, "are we going to heaven
some day?" "Yes, dear, I hope so,"
was the reply. "I wish papa could
go," continued the little fellow, "Well,
and don't you think he will?" ask-
ed the mother. "Oh, sol" replied
Freddie; "he could not leave his busi-
ness."
Granulated Eyelids,
Eyes inflamed by expo-
sure to Sup, Des: and Wind
quickly relieved by111a1'!se
i:ye2einody. NoSmarking,
just Eye Contort. At
Tour Druggist's 50c per Bottle.' Hurtle Eye
SalveinTubes2lc. FerP0ek of theEyehrecesk
Druggists or win rIne Eye Remedy Ce Cris s i®
20
=
ists shows Canadians are proudly wear-
ing to -day. In order to advertise our
a ay Supplies we will send you
these twenty designs, upon the re-
ceipt o
t 26 cents. 'This is a collection
you will prize and keep. Ask for a
pr ce on a large Flag for your heme.
T. P. TAMMY,
Ice -leg Peet. "10," Peel St., Montreal.
m
anivinoturers of fledges, flattens,
• Flags and Tag Bay Sunpnee,
MOBILIZE THE CHILDREN.
Germans to Use School Plpi.ls to Gar-
ner Harvest. •
Reports received i,n London indi-
cate that the school children of Ger-
many are to be mobilized for the
coming harvest. They are 'to be put
into the fields during, the whole of
the season. Instructions have been
given by the educational authorities
throughout the country in regard to
the holidays.'
The arrangement is that the sem-
mer and autumn vacations are to be.',
added together and probably extend-
ed. The result Will he that a solid.
mass of child labor will be available
for an unbroken period, when every
possible kind of help will be needed.
in the fields,
ED. 2. ISSUE 30-16. SIivard's Lialiseut uttmkeranau'e Friend.
Agents Wed
To represent well known
Fertiliser Manufacturer, At.
tractive proposition to energetle
and respods'ible parties,
Apply with full particulars to
FR llLiZER,
e/o Wilson Publishing Co., Md.,
78 Adelaide St., West, Toronto
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SEM .POTATOES
9 num POTATOES, IRISSd Con
i. biers. Deleware, Carman. Order
at ones, Supply limited. write for quo-
tations. H. W. Dawson, .Brampton.
Iz21LP WANTED
VANTED-MACRIN1STs, MOULD -
v tab Pattern Malsers, steady
work, elate age experience and wages.
Boring hydraulic & Engineering Co.,
Limited, Lindsay
BOX NAJLERS, SAWYERS,
LABORERS, good wages, Apply
or write Firsthrook Bros. Limit- •
ed, Toronto.
WANTED—HELP FOR WOOLEN
114111, Carders Weavers, Fullers,
and Napper Tenders, good Wages Paid
1n an departments, and steady work as-
sured. We have several openings for.
inexperienced help, where energy and
ability will bring promotion. Wages
Paid to apprentices while learning
eaving. Special inducements to
amily workers, 'Write stating full.
experience if any. age, eta to The
Slingsby Mfg., Co., Ltd , Brantford. Ont.
NEWSPAPERS FQIe SALE
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ROFIT-IIAICINO NEWS AND JOB
Offices for sale In good Ontario
owns. The most useful and interesting
f all businesses. Full informatlbn on
application to Wilson Publishing Coin -
any, 73 West Adelaide Street, Toronto.
raisanhzeternons
!'1 ANCER. TUMORS. LUMPS. ETC..
�IVJ internal and external. cured with-
out pain by our home treatment. Writs
us before too late. Dr, Reilmon Medical
Co.. Limited, Collingwood, Ont.
Seventh Annual
Toronto rat Stook Show
win be held at
Union Stook Yards, Toronto
DECEMBER 8th and 9th, 1916
For further particulars write
C. P. TOPPING, Secretary.
Union Stock 'Yards, Toronto
For FreeEing ice Cream
you get best results with
CRUSHED ROCK SALT
A more even freeze. Smoother Ice
Cream. 'falces one-third less salt and
lceeps Creast hard twice as long. Write
TORONTO SALT WORMS,
60.62 Jerrie St., Toronto, Ont.
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Wheelock Engine, 150
gl,P,, 18 x42, with double
main driving belt 24 ins
driving
wide, and Dynamo 30 K, W.
belt driven. All in first
class condition. Would be
sold together or separate- ,
ly ; also a lot of shafting
at a very great bargain as
room is required immedi-
ately.
S. Frank Wilson & Sons
73 Adelaide Street West,
Toronto. '
RHINE
YOUR JUIN::.
K /ER
That is the 'end of the sealing process when
you. use Parowax. No papers or strings to
bother with—no irksome labor with jar tops.
dust pour
PURE REFINED PARAI'FINE
over your jellies and they
will be kept absolutely
air -tight. No mold—no
fermentation—and no
trouble.
FOR THE LAUNDRY •—• See
directions on Parowax labels for its
use in valuable service in washing.
At grocery, department and
general stores everywhere.
THE IMPERIAL OIL
COMPANY
Limited
naeleo'IIES
IN ALL
CITIES
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