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Taking a Chance.
Lawyer—What evidence have you
that he promised to marry you?
Girl—What evidence? Why, my
face, my form, mei my sweet dieposi-
tion]
Lawyer—Well, I'll do my best to
get a near-sighted bachelor jury.
Marriage may be a lottery, but nin
times out of ten if a man picks a
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G'ERM'AN PSYCHOLOGY,
Why It Is That the Teutonic Soldiers Allow Themselvesto Be
Slaughtered.
' We have now entered upon the
fourth month of the battle of Verdun,
-es es- with new frantic efforts on the part of
the Germans to. biieak our defence.
But they have made no important
progress since the end of February,
when the suddenness and secretly ac-.
cumulated power of the blow gained
them a few miles. They have even
here and there ldst ground, and the
Initiative of the fight has repeatedly
passed on our side. A neutralgent-
leman who -has just come back from
the invaded departments, where he
had been engaged for a year on re-
lief work, told the a month ago that.
'he had seen the whole slow and enor-
mous preparation of the attack. In
January and February the Gorman
officers with whom his work brought
him in daily contact were constantly
speaking of the coming coup as if no.
doubt of success could be entertained,
writes Andre Chevrilton, in' Country
Life. Nothing, said my friend, who
had learned to know them well, was
more significant than their reticence
as to Verdun during the last weeks
of his stay with them. The subject
,/ had become taboo.
And yet they still launch their mas-
sive attacks, in which their men come
shoulder to shoulder, to fall in long,
�,�;� rapidly increasing heaps under the
fire of our machine-guns. If one had
not heard from the Russian side as
will as from our front of German
prisoners who were taken still smell-
ing of ether, and who confessed to
having been under a special diet be-
fore being thus hurled in serried
ranks—twelve deep to the yard—to
butchery, one would not know which
to admire most ; the blind, absolute
devotedness of those men, or the in-
domitable temper of those French
soldiers who were supposed to have
more elan than staying power, and
who manage to find shelter in the
craters that have been dug by a ter-
rific Trommel Feuer , and there, in
little packs, of survivors or isolated,
with what is left of machine-guns,
most of the protective wire being
wiped out, succeed in stopping the
thick waves of the advancing enemy.
from the distinction between classes
which prevails in other countries. In
England, for instance, the old rural
social principle that " one should know
one's betters " is tempered by the re-
ligious principle that a man is per-
sonally responsible to God for all his
acts, that his inner self cannot be
surrendered. No liberty with it, no
attempt to compel his conscience, no
slight to his honor, whether from his
equals or his betters, should be tolera-
ted. Kipling's story, " His Private
Honour," gives the precise shade of
the feeling. Youcan also see it in
" Richard Feverel;' when the oldling-
lish farmer resolutely demands as his
right an apology from the squire's
son. How far removed'- from this
proud and individualistic idea is the,
Hun conception of heirarchy the in-
cidents of Zabern have taught us.
Was it not in connection with these
incidents that a member of the British
Cabinet said " In this country the
honour of the lord is exactly on the
same footing as that, of a costermon-
of her enemy that peace would be for
him but breathing time till he felt
strong enough for ".`new and pro-
bably stronger aggression—that if she
stopped before the monster's teeth are
broken, sooner me. later it would mean
death for her.''�She also• knows that
the odds are now against him, that
at the game he is playing he cannot
outlast the Allies. That knowledge
steels the mother heart to the horror.
ger"?.
What Germans Call 'Heroism.
A . CAUSE OF INDIGESTION
People Who Complain of This Trouble
Usually Are *Thin
Blooded.
Thin blooded people usually have
stomach trouble. Theyseldom recog-
"Body and soul " they belong to
their Kaiser. He knows what he can
exact from thein. At Dinant and.
Aerschot it was to open fire with
machine-guns in the market place, be-
fore the shrieking women, on a crowd
of men, after wiring them in, At
Verdun it is to march in continuous
rows, line behind line, over the dead
heaps of those that went before them
against the fire that mows them down.
On the part of the soldiers this may
be called heroism. Our own men go
more quietly to what they know is
certain death ; they are not carried
on by the impetus of a solid human
mass in which those who are behind
Strength of the German.
All the essential difference between
the two peoples is to be seen in the
two sides of such a picture. The
French are individualists ; the value
of the nation is that of the individ-
uals. Hence their achievement in air
craft and their rapid success' in the
noble art ; hence also the general
tendency of our school of tactics,
which, leaning on national psychology,
'favours the ordre disperse and leaves
as much as possible to the judgment
111111... and enterprise of each man. The
.gtrength of the German is in the or-
ganized herd. Their' attacks remind producing the German defence in front
one of the charge of the buffaloes of it. In a war which puts a terrific
which have closed together to stamp strain on human energy, at a time
the tiger under foot. A friend who when men are generally sent to the
back only for a spell of rest, German
soldiers had been set by their leaders
to the stupendous extra task of dig-
ging two complete networks of trench-
es for the object of 'methodically re-
hearsing a possible attack. To those
who know what such work means and
the awful drudgery of it, the fact is
amazing.
nize the fact that thin blood is the
cause of the trouble, but it is. In.
fact thin,_impure blood is the most
common cause of stomach trouble : it
affects the digestion very quickly. The
glands that furnish the digestive fluid
are diminishpd.in their. activity ; the
stomach muscles are weakened, and
there is a loss of nerve force. In this
state of health nothing will more
quickly restore the appetite, the diges-
tion and normal nutrition than good
rich, red blood. Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills act directly on the blood, making
it rich and red, and this enriched blood
strengthens weak nerves, stimulates
tired muscles and awakens the normal
activity of the glands that supply the
digestive fluids. The first sign of im-
proving health is an improved appe-
tite, and soon the effect of these blood
making pills is evident throughout the
system. You find that what you eat
does not distress,you, and that you'are
strong and vigorous instead of irrit-
able and listless. This is proved by
the case of Mrs. J. Harris, Gerrard St.,
Toronto, who says : " About three
years ago I was seized with a severe
attack of indigestion and vomiting.
My food seemed to turn sour as soon
as I ate it, and I would turn so deadly
sick that sometimes I would fall on the
GREAT BRITAIN'S
PRIME CONDITION'
JOIN BULL'S REMARKABLE FIN-
ANCIAL POSITION.
Lending to Russia,' France, Italy and
Serbia, and Supporting
Belgium.
John Hart, political economist and
director of "London Opinion " Cor-
poration, who has just arrived in the
United States, gives a lucid.explana-
tion of the financial conditions of
Great Britain. He. says :
". Notwithstanding the heavy ex-
penditure of Great Britain since the
outbreak' of the war, and the heavy
drafts upon the public, the debt of
Great Britain to -day is only about
one-half of what it was per capita at
the end of the Napoleonic War. In
1816, just after the Battle of Water-
loo, the public debt per capita was £48.
That amount in proportion to the in-
come of the country at that time, com-
pared with the income of the present
day, represented a debt of £120 per
head. In August, 1914, the public
debt was £14 per capita, and every
one thousand millions of pound sterl-
ing issued since represents £20 per
capita ; so that the present day debt
of Britain isnot much more than 50%
of the equivalent debt at the end of
the Napoleonic War.
A Creditor Nation.
" It should be borne in mind that
England is financing France, Italy,
Russia and Serbia in the present war,
and is carrying the entire charge of
Belgium. The money so employed is
loaned to these nations so that Eng-
land is still largely a creditor nation.
The financial condition of Great Bri-
tain at this advanced period of the
war is most remarkable. The mar-
kets are all buoyant, the minimum re -
push those who are in front without floor after vomiting. I tried a lot of striation on sales of stocks is being
feeling the immediate risk. I will home remedies, but they did not help removed, and as they reach a proper
me. Then I went to a doctor who gave level as regards the value of money'
give two recent instances of the
of the sheer spirit me some powders, but they seemed ac- to -day (due to'war conditions), there
curious passivity, tually to make me worse instead of is a tremendous amount of money for.
of obedience that often goes with Ger- better. This went on for nearly two investment. A large part of the
Lashing a Lazy Liver 1 GERMAN PEOPLE
with pills may give temporary
relief—but the pill habit is not
a health habit. It will put the
liver out of business in time-
and then everything else
goes out of business. Get
the health habit by eating
Shredded Wheat Biscuit.
the ideal hot -weather food,
which contains more digestible,.
brain -making, muscle -build-
ing material than beefsteak
or eggs. The tasty, delicious
crispness of the baked wheat
gives palate joy and stomach
comfort.. It supplies the
maximum of nutriment in
smallest bulk, and its daily
use keeps the bowels healthy
and active. For breakfast
with milk or cream, or for
any meal with fresh fruits.
Made in Canada
man heroism, and by which men are monthsand by that time my stomach money whereby England is financing
changed 'into tools=woriilerful tools was i ,
n such a weak state that I could herself and other nations is the pro -
to be used for good or had—and to not keep down a drink of water, and
be thrown wholesale into the furnace, I was wasted to a skeleton and felt
if waste, as sometimes happens, pays that life was not worth living:' I was
—however so little. not married at this time, and one Sun -
In Champagne some of our aviators dayevening on the way to church 'with
noticed behind the German line and my intended husband I was taken with
at a safe distance from our guns a bad spell on the street. He took me
strange activities of the enemy. They to a drug store where the clerk fixed
seemed to be fighting between them- tip something to take, and my intended
selves over a network of lines which got me a box of Dr. Williams' Pink
in no way connected with the rest of Pills. By the end of the first week I responsible for a tremendous amount
the defence. Photographs were taken could feel some improvement from the .of money being kept at home which tutlons. year, after searching seven hours fo
and use of the Pills, and I gladly c would otherwise rt, my
trenches.
perceived one of the Awe systems to enjoying the best of health. These saved his life in Marblehead waters sent to our son, who is a soldier.
be an exact copy of a particularly Pills are now my standby and I tell all " Strange as it may sound, an last fall. " As far as I am concerned, I do no
strong French labyrinth, the other re- my friends what they did for me." enormous portion of the money raised Ties were found bound to the tracks know whether I shall require ..,ti -,u
You can get Dr. Williams' Pink Pills by the British ,Government has been of the New York Central main line treatment this year. My wife wil
from any dealer in medicine or by mail duo to advertising. For the first time at Lyons, N.Y., over which trains
certainly not require it, as she is 2
t 60 cents a box or six boxes for pounds
ACROSS THE BORDER
WHAT IS GOING ON OVER IN
THE STATES.
Latest Happenings in Big Republic
Condensed for Busy
Readers.
All the shops at the State peniten-
tiary, at Frankfort, Ky., were de-
stroyed by fire.
Fifteen hunhdred Sioux Indians in
South Dakota have offered to enlist
for service in Mexico.
Thirty Chinese citizens of Tuscon,
Ariz., have formed a company of
home guards as a protection c4gainst
Mexican raiders.
This year the United States will
yield 125,000 divorces, the Rev. F. M.
Moody, of Chicago, told President
Wilson, at Washington.
Twelve Brooklyn physicians are to
be prosecuted as a result of a recent
crusade for alleged negligence in re
ARE SHORT OF FOOD
ETTE'R' PUBLISHED IN SOCIAL-
IST NEWSPAPER.
Four Women Went to Jail Because
They Endeavored to Get
Potatoes.
Pour women, says, Vorwarts, the
leading German Socialist organ, the
wives of soldiers at the front, were
present with a multitude of other
women . in the large market hall in.
Dresden, where they were looking for
potatoes, the sale of which had been
advertised. There was a bad short-
age 'of potatoes all that week. All
four women declared that they had no
potatoes for a long time, One of them
had six children.
In the' crowd there was frightful
crushing and excitement. The in-
spector, provoked by one of the four
women, gave her a box on the ear.
After hours of waiting without being
able to obtain any potatoes, about 80
women set off for the Rathaus, the
four at their head. On the street
they were stopped by [gendarmes and
ordered to disperse. The four doclin-1'
ed, and were arrested. One of them
had her'arms to twisted back by a l
gendarme as to cause her great pain.
The four were accused of having re -1
sisted lawful authority. They were
convicted of this offence, and of lib-
erating other women from the clutch-
es of the police, and sentenced to
seven weeks' imprisonment. The
court remarked that the punishment
was a very lenient one for so grave
an offence.
A Meal Soup Breakfast.
ceeds of the sale of American sewn- porting births of children within ten
ties, made by private holders to the days.
British Government, which is being Chicago packing houses have closed
used as it is collected. Another large contracts with the army quarter -
The War Committee for Coffee and
Tea lately suggested that as these
commodities were very dear and
scarce it might be well if Germans
resorted to. the old fashion of a meal
soup breakfast with a little fat in it.
Vorwarts now publishes a letter in
Which the writer points out aspara-
gus and butter also make a very ad-
mirable breakfast, but the difficulty
about them is that they are unob-
tainable, nearly as unobtainable as
"meal and fat." The writer pro-
coeds :
" As cards for ink have not yet been
issued, I suppose I may write. I like
meal soup, but where am I to get th
part is derived from the enormous master there for a monthly supply of meal for my family of four persons
amount of profit being made Sy manu- 1,6000,000 pounds of meat for the It is a problem, and if the potatoe
facturers of war supplies. Then a -army. did not help me out I con no longe
gain, the restriction imposed by the
Government on the investment of Bri-
tish capital outside of the country is
In his will as probated, John Black, say 'Prost Idalilzeit' As to meat
a retired Baltimore financier, who Since October 16-I don't wish to g,
died recently, gives more than $276, -
back further—there has only been k
000 to religious and educational insti- pound of bacon in my house. Thi;
revealed two distinct and elabor- find investment a- Miss Rose Pitonof, of Dorchester,- . ife mana';ed to secure twi
ate system`s of tr 1 The puzzle Nuking them until every symptom of broad.
Mass., was married to Dr. Frederick pounds of `back fat.' We kept om
was solved when an officer suddenly the trouble was gone, and I was again Benefits of Advertising Weene, a dentist of Somerville. She pound for ourselves ; the other W.
saw some of the battlefields of the
Marne before the dead were buried
told me that even in death this dif-
ference between the temper off' the
two races is to be seen. The French
dead, he said, were scattered; here and
there like poppies in a cornfield (this
was at the beginning of. the war, when
the French army still wore the tradi-
tional red trousers) : the Germans
lay in grey heaps like inanimate
swarms. This gregarious feature of
the enemy struck our men in the very
first battles of the campaign. " We
got sick with killing them," a wound-
ed zouave who was just back from
Charleroi told me. " But the more of
them you killed the thicker they came.
they were like ants,a
, tie vie
Ants Y
continuous tide of ants
Hun Conception of Hierachy.
The other and no less important
element in their psychology is, of
course, their absolute and mechanical
discipline -a discipline which puts the
herd into the hands of the leader,
like a several hundred, thousand or
million horse -power, or rather " man-
power" engine, to be hurled at his
pleasure in this or that direction.
This discipline is not, as with us, a
mere necessity of war. It is founded
firstly on the idea of caste (we are
very much struck in France by the
fact that, in spite of their enormous
losses in officers, they still' avoid mak-
ing lieutenants of their sergeants and
Feldwebels), an idea very different
The Curtain Fire.
The second instance is, perhaps,
more significant. An officer who had
come on lead from his post in the
neighborhood of La Ferine Navarin
was telling us the peculiar method
which the Hun used to retake, two
months ago; a certain length of that
position. On both sides the usual
rule for an attack is to cover for
some hours with "Trommel Feuer "
the line which you want to conquer,
and when the moment for the rush
comes to increase the range, in order
to avoid killing your own people as
they approach the enemy, thus creat-
ing at the Same time a curtain lime
which cuts off the position from pos-
sible reinforcements. As long as the
"Trommel Feuer is over them the
assailed party remain buried in their
holes, but as soon as the range is
changed and they hear the shells
bursting in their rear they know that
the onslaught is coining, and, leaping
out of their dug -outs, begin. to take
aim with rifles and machine-guns.
Well, what the Germans' did in this
particular attack was simply not to
increase their range. They kept their
--ea troops—a very dense" formation—un-
The
Fine •
FlavGuraa=
the delicate taste of malted
barley blended with the
sweets of whole wheat—
is sufficient reason in itself
for the wonderful popular-
ity of
Grape=Nuts
FOOD
But It is more than de-
licious—it is the finest
kind of concentrated nour-
ishment to thoroughly sus-
tain body and brain tissue
—a toed that benefits users
remarkably.
A short trial proves
"There's a Reason"
Sold by Grocers everywhere. ,
Canadian PosLum Cereal Co., Ltd.;
Windsor, Ont
• -a31�k
b in history the British Government has esuardtr the Massachusetts National d lighter. But there axe pea.
a
$2.60 from The Dr. Williams'
Medicine made use of the gratuitous service o Guarcl were to pass. and beans. This year I managed ti
Co., Brockville, Ont. some of the leading advertising men, Reports were current that Frank A. store up one pound of beans and tw
which service has been immensely'IVlunsey, owner of the New York pounds of rice. Unfortunately al
profitable to the Government. The Press, and William C. Refek, owner three pounds are gone, and witl
GEN. SMUTS' CONQUEST. British Treasury has used the same of the Sun, are contemplating a men- them the only piece of --good butte)
methods adopted by high-class mer- ger' of their properties. we had. By right we ought to have
der their own fire, so that our men
did not know the rush was coming till
the enemy was dropping hand gren-
ades into their trench. For this suc-
cess about a thousand Germans were
killed by German guns.
-France Will Not Fail
Usambura Described as the Genn of enntile houses to sell then goods and Five million dollars was added to ono pound of butter a week for tin
they have succeeded beyond expecte- the fortifications bill as it passed the four of u5 but we dont
German East Africa. • , ' • get an ounce
tion. A very large amount of the Blouse at Washington, to be used for It is all very well writing to Vorwart.
Wilhemstal, the capital of the Us- five-year Treasury bonds has been sold purchase and manufacture of moult- about a nice bit of butter. All I ear
ambara Highlands, was occupied 'a to the working classes. The lowest tarn, field and seige cannon, cook with my meal is the butter card
short time ago by General Smuts, and denomination of these bonds is £L Private Clifford Green, Co. F., of I wonder how it tastes. Do you n-
ag the enemy have abandoned its which is sold as advertised for 15s. Gd. Dover, Me,, after being summoned to member the time when there wend
seaport, Tanga, it would appear that
the whole of this region, the most set-
tled and most prosperous part of
German East Africa, will shortly be
in undisputed possession of the Bri-
tish.
Its healthy climate, picturesque
valleys and mountains, and luxuriant
vegetation attracted attention to Us-
ambera from the first establishment
of German rule, and its nearness to
the coast rendered it easily access-
ible. To -day it poslesses scores of
thriving plantations, pleasant and
well-built towns, and excellent roads.
Its European population is about 3,000
Bordered east and west by arid
Schub ?covered steppes, north by open
country, and south by dense jungle,
the highlands form an oasis in the
wilderness. Extending southeast and
northwest for 75 miles, they vary in
breadth from 1 to 45 miles.' The hills
rise tbruptly 1,500 feet to 1,700 feet
from the surrounding plain, and the
most lofty peaks are over 7,600 feet
above the sea. The valleys, deep and
narrow, through which rush pic-
turesque torrents, and the hillsides,
are under cultivation ; the native
population is dense, and long before
the comir(g of the white man they had
flourishing and extensive shambas.
Soon after the proclamation of the
German protectorate a site in one of
the south-western valleys was chosen
as a Government post. Named Wil-
hemstal, in honor of the Kaiser, it
has grown into a considerable town,
with fine public and private buildings.
for which amount the investor obtains
the face value of the bond at maturity;
or, in other words, he makes a profit
of 4s. Gd.,. or a little over 29% in the
five years, which represents nearly
6% annually.
"It is caleulated that 70% of the
war revenue is contributed by payers
of income tax and other direct taxa-
tion, that is by persons whose in-
come is above $800 per annum, and
only 30% by those with smaller in-
comes. The entire taxation, direct
and indirect, last year amounted: to
about £860,000,000.
" Of the 06,000,000 daily war ex-
penditures of England about 40% is
coming back to the country in wages
and eidpendlitures for war supplies ;
about 40% is money loaned to' the
Allies, the colonies, India, and other
dependencies, so.that of the total a-
mount only about 20% is an actual
charge against the Government"
Vigilant Fido.
The man 'getting his hail• cut no-
ticed that the barber's clog, which. wr
Such methods may give an insight
into the reasons of the continued tre-
mendous attacks at Verdun. Probab-
ly the
robab-lythe leaders have their doubt as to
their ever entering that city, and sure-
ly they know that, should they take,
it, they would have gained no decisive
advantage, that the French would fall
back on prepared stronger lines. But
their know that their men are mere.
matter in their hands;• they do not
shrink from hurling them into the fire •
for the sake of keeping up the fur-
nace, a furnace where both armies are
melting—though not at the same rate.
They know that time is against Ger-
many, that she cannot afford to wait
end simply defend the territories
which she. won at the first blow by
the methods we know. Their lash,aim
must be slaughter for the sake ,of
slaughter—continuous and wholesale
slaughter in which it does not matter
to them if their men fall by hundreds
of •thousands, as long as. the French
fall by fifties of thousands. They
reckon that they will feed and in-
crease the furnace till the' neutrals
raise a cry of horrorand try to in-
tervene, or till French • sensibility end
humanity at the back cannot stand
any more the sight of French man-
hood gradually withering in that fire..
But France knows that if her will
failed her she would be doomed. She
knows 'from her previous esipeniences
his company, walked 150 miles from
Elm Stream through the woods be-
fore he could strike a railroad.
A protest against the promiscous
removal of tonsils from children was
voiced -by Dr. Royal Copeland, of New
York , in a paper read before the
American Institute of Homoeopathy
at Baltimore. •
IC. D. Taliaferro, aged 18, son of
R. M. Taliaferro, general agent of the
Norfolk and Western Railway at
Yynchburg, Va., committed suicide
when Miss Bertha Pfeister refused to
elope with him.
GERMAN SOLDIERS HOMESICK.
Write Their Letters From the Front
in Melancholy Tones.
The " Kolnischo Zeitung " remarks
that it has been ]generally observed
that numerous letters from German
soldiers at the front are couched in
melancholic tones, giving to friends
and relatives the' impression that the
writer is sad, and filling the hearts of
lying on the floor beside the chair, those at home with uneasiness.
had 'his eyes fixed on his master at And yet, after exaet investigation,
work. '
"Nice dog, that," said the customer.
"He is, sir."
"He seems -Very fond of watching
you cut hair."
"It ain't that, sir," explained the
barber. "You see, sometimes I make
a mistake and snip off a little bit of
a customer's ear."
mese Minard's Liniment in the heave
ARMY GROWS POTATOES.
British Soldiers Planting, Between
Camp Huts.
The army has started to grow its
own potatoes. ' Instructions have been
sent, or are being sent, from the
War Office to every command, indi-
cating the lines which should be :fol-
lowed, says a story from British army
headquarters.
Military requirements are very large
and little more than half the usual
supplies of potatoes are coming into
the markets, with the result that pre-
war prices to the public are nearly
doubled.
At one camp in Surrey digging
operations began last week, and the
seed potatoes are to be planted in a
few clays in rows between the huts.
A number of men are being told off
each day for digging, and others are
being asked to help in spare time.
At a Camp in Yorkshire potato grow-
ing began some weeks ago. It is un-
derstood that instructions will soon be
issued for the growing of vegetables,
Lek for 'Minara's +aad tato as 0ther
Different.
Redd—An automobile is so differ-
ent from 'a horse.
Greene—Why, of course.
"You see, a horse goes faster when
he's going home than when going
away from home."
"Well, doesn't an automobile?"
"Oh, no; you see, an automobile of-
ten has to be towed home_"—_
says the " Kolnisehe," it has been
proved that the writers of these let-
ters are in excellent spirits. What,
then, is the explanation ? The writ-
ers are simply afflicted with home-
sickness. They are thinking of their
homes. They do not wish to make
those at home sad or cheerless, but so
long as they have a pen in their
hands they see their home life swim
before their eyes, and hear the chil-
dren's talk, they see the friendly faces
of wives, parents, friends, they see
the sunshine round their homes, add
a longing for the old life and peace
comes over them. It is this that casts
a shadow over their surroundings, and
this shadow finds its expression in
their letters.
As a matter of fact, says the " Kol-
nische," they do not know what they
have written. After they have writ-
ten and sealed their letters they for-
get all --about them, and they wonder
when they hear from home, evhy
their friends are all so anxious about
them, That is the explanation. It is
only home -sickness.
On the Safe Side.
.Zonas and his 'wife were sealed at
the dining room table perusing the
evening papers when the doorbell,
rang. Jones arose to answer it,
when his wife said:
"Let me ]tide those umbrellas be-
fore you let them in."
"Why, do you think. somebel y ev''
steal them?" asked Jones.
"No," replied his wife. "Some o
might recognize them."
sausages ?"
Simply Ferocious.
"Yes." said the cynical old sea cap-
tain, "when I was shipwrecked i r
South America I came across a,tribt
of wild women who had no tongues.''
"Good gracious]" exclaimed a lis
toner. "How could they talk?"
"They couldn't," was the reply
"That was what made them wild."
I fell from a building and receive,
what the doctor called a very ha,
sprained ankle, and told me I mus
not walk on it for three weeks. I go
MINARD'S LINIMENT and in -si:
days I was out to work again, I thin',
it the best Liniment made.
AR.CHIE E. LAUNDRY,
Edmonton
Surprised.
"Is that fellow a member of this
church?"
"Yes."
"Does he come regularly?"
"Yes, every Sunday."
"That's a, surprise to me. I've
had several business deals with him;
and I'd never suspected that he wi
ever inside a church."
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