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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1916-05-25, Page 9May ?5th, I916 Clinton News -Record' 44.44444444 4444 44 46,044.46 44 4,4444444444444 4444 444 444.44444 44444444404444444444.4444.44.444444.4444.1e 4 4 4 �.I . 4 44 4 4. 4 i 4 1, 4. 4. 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 11 114 11 4 4 13 } 3 4 4 'i iu7 rint"g"7"leau t IP** 6"11"1'i . "1" i1 541.1P10i S TTIP. "0********'iT 11 .., 411 a, .or • 4 4. 4 4 4 4 Purpose placzngatin the Public:: Archives of the County aI complete list containing the namesof all men of military age who 4have not enlisted by June 1st together with the reason as given by .1 each man, for his non -enlistment. This record will be available through all the .years to come .4 and will be open to inspection by the Public. Willyour name be shown upon this record and will your 4 Reason stand the searching glare and severest criticism of parents, 4 of wives, of sisters and sweethearts who willingly give of their men folk that an Empire's life and a County's honour mightbe saved ? 4 4 X46444 4 44444.•?•44 4444dh44et. 44444sts 4444 41444. 44444+4404444 *44. 4444ft HURON ___ - ` AUXILIARY I 3 Will your Name be bandied and your Reason scorned ? WAWhai t Is It' a All About? '39- t ea t lav=�� �t e. \.4I � lt� HAS the whole world gone stark mad over a very foolish and trivial question? Are swords rattling, carmen rumbling, mailed armour glistening just because Russia wahted to show her love for the little brother—Set-via? Tearaside the curtain of Europe's politics and see the grim and sinister game of chess that is being played. See upon what a -slim. yet desperate, excuse the sacred lives of millions are being sacrificed. 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"You say Jones is down and out? !Why, it was only a little while ago tth,yt he told me be had the key of sue' eesa."a uea' aYe; i ee.ye ee, "He did, but the poor fellow wasn't able to find the'.keyhole."—Exchange. ' The Big Dipper. Zn) astronomy the Big • Dipper, so called, Is in the constellation of Ursa Major, or the Great Bear. The stars forming the tail .of the bear also form the handle of the dipper. • The first star in the handle is Benetaaseh, the second Mlzar, the third AHoth. The other four, which go to form the bowl of the dipper, are Megres, Phad, Merak and Dudhe. The two last named are called ."the pointers" because they point or guide the eye to the pole star, ;which is distant 20 degrees. The top bowl stars are 10 degrees and the bot- tom ones 8 degrees apart The Serpent's Venom. A physician while talking with a group of friends remarked: "it is com- mon to bear people speak about Poi- sonous serpents. Serpents are never poisonous; they are venomous. A poison cannot be taken internally with- out bad effects; a venom can. Venoms to be effective have to be injected di- rectly into the circulation, and this is the manner in which the snake kills. Their venom taken internally is in- nocuous.'! 0.4 . An Appreciation. An' old sea captain was turning over the leaves of a friend's album when, coming tothe photograph of a young lady of whose acquaintance the family was rather proud, ho was asked what he thought of her. "Aweel," was the old sea rover's reply, "if I' were gain' to make a rare stroke o' business I'd buy that girl for what she was worth an' sell her for what she thinks she 1s worth!" --London Mirror. Learning It. The Old Married One -You will. learn, my dear, that men are most con- trary creatures. The Young Married One—Oh, I know that already. The Old Married One—Indeed?, The Young Married One—Yes; I cook things my, husband likes and yet he doesn't"like the things I cook. • Comparisons. "A telephone is a great convenience In a' suburban home. Mywife often calls me up." "You're lucky. Mine always calls me down." A Gentle Hint. Hee-Then you are not interested in my welfare. She -No; but 'if the two, syllables were transposed I'd not only be interested, bill enthusiastic. mem The Sickle rusts in the band that waits for the tuirvellteePeretite Ploy. R•S .1 :':Lw l Y nano r ^'�' 't..�.. Mathematical Prizes. The, Academy of Sciences of Goetz' Hagen, Germany, holds $21,000 to bel awarded to whomsoever can furnish a general proof of Fermat's theorem, which is to the effect that in the aqua - Ron ern+ga`ga if n stands for an in• teger (whole number) greater than an 2 no integral values can -be found for m, U and z. This must be furnished he - tore Sept. 1, 2007. The French Academy of Sciences awards every five years the Jean Rey. }laud prize of $53,200 for the best origl nal work in mathematies. _ Mark Twain's Advice, Mark Twain was a firm believer in the higher education of woman, but Hartford still remembers a speech he made one June to a platform of Hart- ford girl graduates. This speech, -a humorous attack on the college girl, ended: "Go forth. Fall in love. Marry. Set up housekeeping. And then, when your husband wants a shirt ironed, send out for a gridiron to do It with." Pride of Pedigree. "Who was that you just spoke to?" "Can't think of his name just now,. but he is a descendant of one of the old families." • "He hasn't got over it yet? "My boy, they never do." ,•" Worth Cultivating. "I think fortune is beginning to smile onme a little." "Keep up the flirtation," advised the friend. '. Circumlocution. "Just what Is meant by circumlocu- tion?" asked the seeker after knowl- edge. "I haven't a definition on the tip of my tongue," replied the busy man, "but ifou will look kin thea er I dare D psay, you will find a very good example of it e under the general heading of , 'Diplo- taatie (*respondence.'" -c, -.4"q._ ad 'fys Oh, Certainly Nati John ICendrick Bangs was one day calling up his wife on the telephone. The maid at the other wad did not rec- ognize her. "master's voice," and, aft- er Bangshad told her whom he want- ed the maid asked: "Do you ' wish to speak with Mrs. Bangs?" "No, Indeed," replied the humorist; "I want to kiss her.'t Poor Timperel "I have just made a valuabld dis- covery," annouheed Timpers. "What is it?" asked Twiggs. o "i'm' a fool." "Ah, the joke is on your friends." "How is that?" "You know something they don't think You.. Itngw.n.•-.. And So Forth. "Willie," said the teacher of the juvenile class, "what is the term- 'eta, used for?" 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The Frenchwoman has imagi- nation enough to picture the completed article to herself and knows just bow she will look in it Procrastinate. Teacher -What is the meaning of the word "procrastinate?" Pupil—To put ,off. Teacher—Right Illustrate it in a ae;tence. Pupil—I tried to steal a ride on a street car yesterday,. but I was: procrastinated. Possible; The tall, fidgety man hurriedly en- tered the depot and, addressinga by- stander, asked, "Do you think l . can catch the diet• for Chicago?" • The man addressed casually survey- ed the other's long legs and, slowly re- moving cigar c gar from between his lips, replied, "Well, it looks like you ought to, but you'd better hurry, for she's been gone half'an hour." Just Be. "What brought you to housebreak- ing, my man?" "Lost my job as a baseball pitcher, judge." 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