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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1916-05-11, Page 2G. D. MeT.AGGART M. D. BleTAGGART McTaggart Bros. --- BANKERS --a A GENERAL BANKING Brim. NESS TRANSACTED. NOTES DISCOUNTED, DRAFTS ISSUED. INTEREST . ALLOWED' ON DE- POSITS, SALE NOTES r mt. cnAsEn. 1'. RANCE NOTARY PUBLIC, CONVEY- ANCER, FINANCIAL, REAL • ESTATE AND FIRE INSUR. ANCE AGENT. REPRESENT- ING 14 FIRE INSURANCE COMPANIES. 0 I VISION COURT C FIPICE, CLINTON. IT. 1111YDONE, BARRISTER, SOLICITOR. . NOTARY PUBLIC, ETC. Office-- Sloan Bloc-CLINTON M. G. CADIERON K.C. BARRISTER, SOLICITOR, CONVEYANCER, ETC. Office en Albert Street occulted by Mr. Hooper. L a Clinton on every Thursday, and OD any day fox which ap- pointinents are made. Office hours from 9 a.m, to 0 p.m. A good vault in connection with the office. Office open every week -day. Mr. Hooper will make any appointments for Mr. Cameron, C IIA RI. ES II. HALE, Conveyancer, Notary Public!, Commissioner, Etc. REAL ESTATE mad INSURANCE Issuer of Marriage Licenses EILIRON sTrtgEm, cuANT014 DRS. GUNN & (UNDUE Dr. IV, Gunn, L.R.C.P., L.R. Edin. Or. J. C. Gaudier, B.A., M.13. Office -Ontario St., Clinton. Night calls at residence, Rattelabury St., or at Hospital. DR. J. W. SHAW -OFFICE -- RATTENBURY ST. EAST, -CLINTON OE. C. W. 1170111PSON PHSTIOIAN, SURGEON, ETC. Special attention given to die. eases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Eyes. carefully examined and suit- able glaases prescribed. Office and residence: 2 doors west of the Commercial Hotel, Huron St, OR. F. A. AXON - DENTIST - Specialist in Crown and Bridge Work, • Graduate of C.O.D.S., Chicago, and R.O.D.S., To. mite Bayfield on Mondays from May to December. E0 R GE ELLIOTT Licensed Auctioneer for the County of Heron. Correspondence pronaptly answered. Intrnediate arrangement; can be made for Sales Date at The News -Record, Clinton, or by - stalling Phone 13 on 157, Cha rges moderate and satisfaction guaraeteed. The IIoKi11op Ere Insurance Company Head office, SeafortF& Ont. DIREOTORT Officers; .7. B. 51cLeam. Sealant., PresIdent; J. Com ‘11011Y. Goderloh, Yiee•President; Thee S. Hoye. Seaforth, c..Treas. Directors, D. F. McGregor. Beatorth; J,• 43. Grieve. Winthrop; Wm. Than, gan. forth; John Bennewele, Dublin:, J. Evans, Beechwood; A. McElwee, Brucetield; J. 13, McLean, Bettorth: J. Connolly, Goderien; Robert Ferris, lierlock. agents: Ed. Hinehiey, seemed:, W. Cheeneg. Egmondville; J. W. 2eo. Holmes, ynJej Alex Leitch, (Hinton; •R. S. Jaz. muth, Brodbaren. AnY money to be paid In may he pa,ld to Morrish Clothing Co., Clintoa, or at Cute's Grocery, Goderich. Parties desirous to effect, Insurance or traneaot other buelneen will be promptly attended to on anplication to any cit the above officers addressed to their reepeot PIO DOE11,0fri003. Tosses .inspeoted by the director who lives nearest the Scene. • "rf A.il' -TIME TABLE. Train will arrive at and depart from Clinton Station as follows: BUFFALO AND GODERICH DIV. Going East, depart 7.33 a.m. • II di 3.03 p.m. • di 6.15 p.m. Going West, ar. 11.60, dp. 11.07 a.m. " depart 1.35 pen. ar 6.32, dp, 6.45 p.m. " departs 11.18 p.m. LONDON, HURON & BRUCE DIV. Going South, ar. 7.33, dm 8.05 pm. " departs 4.15 pm. Going North, ar. 10.30, dp. 11.00 a.m. " departs 6.40 pan. DELAWARE, L401121511413A AND WESTERN COAL. COMPANY'S SCRANTON 00AL In all sizes CHESNUT PEA STOVE FURNACE Also SOFT COAL SMITHING CANNEL COAL COKE Standard Weight', Standard Quality Its the good coal. Do you need hard wood or slahe ? 1W)rioceiro lots on, hand at the rll ig We always keep a good stock (.4 Port land Cement, and 3, 4, and 5-ineb Tiles: WL & 141. FORBES Opposite ihe 'C. 1'. R. te,tion.. ' Phone 52, Fertilizer We•carry a Complete Stock ot Stone's Natural Fertilizer, No better on the market. Hay We'pay at all seasons, the highest market prices for Hay for baling. Seeds American Feed Corn, Red Cle. ver, Alsace, Timothy and Alfalfa, FORD iSs McLEOD • CLINTON. 110••••••=.• idlow is Vow. Cutlery Supply ? You know that Jewelry Store Cutlery is out of the com- mon class. At least, OITItS is. It carries a distinctiveness - an air of superiority, that comes from being made with the greatest care and ut- most skill from the highest - priced materials. If you can use some of this Cutlery in your home, you will be proud of it every time you see it on the table. Carvers, cased, $3.00 up. Knives, Forks and Spoons, $1.00 doz. up. Knives and Forks, steel, white handles, $8.00 doz. up. Let us show you our Cutlery line. Let us.tell you more about vrhy it is the most desirable that you can put your money into W. R. PRINTER JEWELER and ISSUER of MARRIAGE LICENSES. NEWS-RECORO'S NEW CLIMBING RATES FOR 1916 WEEKLIES. 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Small advertise tnents not to exceed one inch, such aa "Lost," "Strayed," or "Stolen," etc., inserted once for ad cents, and each subsequent sertion 10 cents. Communications intended for pub lication must, as a guarantee of good faith, be accompanied by the name of the writer. ,W, J. MITCHELL, Editor and Proprietor, Why They're S id lifettniese, May igth, 1912. "In the auttunn of net, 1 suffered with a continual pain in Me back. As a druggist, I ti tact various remedies without any apparent lesulls. Having sold GIN PILLS for 0 num- ber of yea/S, I thought there must be good in them, otherwise the sales -would not in- crease so fast, 2gave them a fair trial and the results I lind to be good." GEO. E. ROGERS. • 590. a box or 6 boxes for Sas°, at all drug stores. Free sample sertt if you 'Write the 22 National 1Drug a Chemical Co. of Canada, Limited, Toronto. • _ GERMANY WILL WARN • VESSELS IN BRITISH ZONE Makes Concession to Upited States -President Wilson Undecided as to Acceptance. SAILORS' HYMN OF TRIUMPH. Raving Rammed German Destroyer, Sang "Abide With Me." , When the Admiralty lifts the veil of secrecy surrounding the latest dash by the British Fleet to the German coast one of the boldest and most'ex_ hilarating feats yet executed by the navy Will he revealed, says the, Lan- don Sunday ObserVer. Never in their history have our intrepkEsea- men es.sayed 'anything mote audacioas and perilous than the coup which has just been eccOmplishet1 by them in the teeth of the German fleet A part cipant in the engagement ..says: "We 'set About them in a ding-doug fashion, the Cleopatra being well ahead of the other miters. Th most awful pounding resulted. 1 may remark that the German gunnery wa an improvement on that of a yea ago, and the enemy certainly landet us one or two disturbing shots. , "The Cleopatra made a desperate dash, clueing which a German de strayer was absolutely cut in two and wentto the bottom. When tbe Cleopatra rammed the enemy de.. strayer we all 'sang 'Abide With Me.' "We made the return journey in the rnost abominable weather, and all out boats excepting the Medusa returned to port little tae worse for the scrap. The crew of the Medusa had a very narrow creep°. How they escaped was miraculous, for when she collided with the Layette& it was odds against anybody being saved." COMPULSION MEASURE TO IN_CLIIDE IRELAND. A despatch from Berlin says: Ger- many concedes fully President 'Wil- son's eontention that in the future no merchant vessel whether freighter er Passenger liner, shall be sunk without warning, either within or without the,war zone around the Brit- ifth Isles, Unless they offer iesisttince or attempt to escape. 'President Wil, son 'already had. conceded the right of submarines to sink ships under such conditions. Here is the clause wherein the Ger, man government makes this eonces- "The German government notilieS the government of the United States that German naval forces have receiv- ed the following order: "In accord- ance with the general principles of visit and search., and the' cleeteinctiob oe merchant vessels recognized by international law, such vessels, both within and without the area ()eel/trod a Dural war 'Sone, shall not be eunk withdut, warning and without saving human lives unless the ship attempts to escape, or offer resistance " • Germeny's adherence to this policy, however, is made conditional upon the success of efforts it urge's. the United States to make to force Great Biltain to "preserve fully the min- cifiles of international law." "Should the ttbeps taken by the gov- ernment of the United States (to force England to alter her conduct of war) not: attain the object it desires, t� 'have the laws of humanity followed ley all belligerent nations, the Ger- Man government would then be facing a new situation in which it must re- serve to itself complete liberty of ,de- cision," concludes the note. _ - President Wilson Considering. A despatch from Washington says: Though President Wilson is reserving decision until he receives the official tekt, *lore sre many ',indications that the German yeply tE the -United States note will avert tile danger of an im- mediate diploniatic break. The Ger- man note, though unsatisfactory in more ways than oee; apparently meets the President's basic demand that Germany' ."Immediately declare and effect; art abandonment of present methods-- of 'eubmarine warfare." JOKES WITH DEATH PREM/ER HUGHES. „ His Speeches in Britain Have Caused . a Seneation. The Hon. William Hughes, Premier of Australia, Is eansing the British people to sit up and take notice. Says the London Tater, front which we re- produce the accompanying. photo- graph: . • "Hie tuna:sing career from odd -job man to Premier is the wonder and admiration not only of Ametralia, the Sean° of his labors, but of the Empire he dreams and slaves for. It is said hat great crisis throw up the great len necessary to deal with them, but m to the present, although England as a. whole has risen to the occa- ioe, no outstanding personelity, has UP IN THE Ailt, , 1 ALL IN THE DAY'S WORK OF THE AVIATOR. New Military Service Bill Will Except None of the British Mos. A despatch from London sans: The military service bill, Making con- scription general, has been emended to include Ireland, according to the Exchange Telegraph. Another amend- ment provides immunity for Irish who took part it; the uprising if they en- list. Ireland was excluded from the original emascription measure. 37,647 COLONIALS HELD 13Y THE ENEMY. A despatch from. London sem Figures on the number of British col- onial troops who are prisoners in the hands of the various belligerent's be- came available on Friday. Aceording to these figures they total 37,047, the Germans holding 26,800 such prison- ers, the Turks 9,796, the Bulgarians 449 and the Austrians only 2. - Riots in Berlin, Shops Plundered. A deseatch from Berlin says: A. Mob gathered in Charlottenburg dos,-, ing Thursday night and swept through the streets, plundering and smashing signs and windows of a number o1. butter and meat shops, including the municipal meat shop. There is a Cold Day COURiFitg, Whv not prepare for it by ordering your winter supply el Lehigh Valley Coal. None better in the world. Howse Phoen Wilco Phone 10. A. J. HOLLOWAY THE CHILDREN OF TO -DAY just as they are -in their in- door play, pr at their outdoor Play -they are constantly of- fering teluptations for the KODAK Let it keep them for you al they are now, Let it keep many other hep• penings thee are a sou.ree of pleasure to you. • BROWNIES, $2 TO $121 KODAKS, $7 TO $25. Also full stock of Films and Supplies. We do Developing and Printing. Remember the place: TH E 11EXALL STOWE ...s.messd.ssdassassed..disisi. Mixtures of Tragedy and Comedy Pound in Life of the War Flyers. "Humors of War in the Air," is t the subject of an interesting article 1" In the London Daily Exprese by Mr. C. M. Grey, editor of the Aeroplane, e le which he narrates an evietor's version of the old farce "Box and Cox" and some incidents of Turkish eA story that appeared in a Turk- ish communique the other day re- lating- hew a Turkieli aviator dropped bombs near one of the allies' Cruisers and caused her to change her emirs°, after which he attacked a destroyer with his machine gun," he writes, "is probably something of an exag- geration, but it would be quite a mitt- , take to put it down as an absolute fabrication, because people who have quite a high opinioa of the Turks as fighting men and even respect their aviators. The Turketh communique refer e to the aviator as a 'rurk, but the pilots of the Turkish aeroplanes have been Germans thiefly. 'There is one incident, however, related to me by anotficer who .has just eeturned from Gallipoli, of which the hero was more likely to have been a Turk rim» a Gentle», for the German, although he may en occa- sion fight quite well, does not appa- rently believe in taking chaeces pure- ly as a sport. • The Diving Aeroplane. "One night when things were fajta calm both in the air and on th ground the sound of an aeroplane et; gine was heard approaching the Bri ish lines. It drew neater and mare and it was evident front the soun Sir William Hughes.- . , arisee here. throughout great war, Ye Hugheso11111s alt ettztitietinotthir fgahettzloefxseicmu..- „, pie and clear expression. realizes t-- the .necessities and opporbunities not 1, only of the War, but, what is even as d importeet, of the period after the war. that the aviator was fitting very toe Suddenly lie appeared over a certai part of the British camp so low tha he could have been bit with a revel ver if anybody had seen hint in tim As he went he dropped several bomb wleich did no particular harm. Ifal a dozen officers rushed out! ot thei tents and began firing at him, the sound of his eegine stopped, and his machine was seen to threw up its tail, and dive delve over the cliff at the edge of the pleteau on which the Camp steed. • "Everybody thought he had been hie' and had fallen into the sea or eti the sand jUet over the diff edge. Much to their surprise, a few seconds after ward bis engine *as heard runniest again, and a minute or so later there was a burst of firing a Mile or two, ,out at sea, "Next morning a destroyer came I in, and said bbet, hearing the 11011e of bombs in the camp, sonic of the ! offieers had 0010 oe deck end Were looking up at the there when sudden ly all aeroplane dived dr tho cliff flew straight at them almost level with the watt); and as it passed vaked them from end to end with a tnachine .gun. "Diimee, 1 Think:" He stands for a sound Imperialism, ,2 and it may be given to him to realize the dream of Joseph Chamberlain of _ a united Empire, whose eirizens will e. not 01 prosperity foeget their first e, deter, timely, the knowledge of how I, to &rend filch. homes." • "Another incident which occurred very early in the Gallipoli operations also has its humorous side. . "On this occasion two British of- ficers went up and discovered that their machine refused _Ito riee more than aboat three thousand feet. Some - Where above the Turkish lines a shell burst ainloSt Under the tail, and' the machine stood on its head. The' pilot ' pulled it out of ittt dive and luid climb- • cd to the best height the machin: eouid ('ea( It when another shell burst on one eitle of• it and tipped it up so that it did s terrific side slip and again lost saveral handred feet., "Once more he pulled it, up, and had climbed to his maximum when an- other shell burst right in front, and he and Ins passenger saw the shell case drop past them within a foot dr two of the body of the machine. The pilot scribbled something on the wish- ing block fixed in front of him, handed the paper back to the pesseeger, and tarnecl the nom of the machine for home. A$ the machine turned round the passenger mad the comforting words, `Dinner, I think!'• " Sure Proof. , "Do you believe' 01 luck 7" "Yes sir. How else could I accoun or the success of my neighbors?" I Me letralORS OF GREAT MEN. Mr. Gladstone and Dean Stanley a Home. EVERY .POSSIBLE • THING -SAVED ECONOMY. AS PRACTICED IN TR Ve..48 ZONE. Worn Out Shoes, as !Well as wery- thing Possible, Are . Patched Up. The following is from a British army base in France: A base is a peaceful spot, a place of industry rather than way, with not even tar distant booming of guns, yet a fascinating spot !ansi. an eye opener to the magnitude of the great conflict. At the base there is every form of in- dustry, from the watchmaker, who looks altar the thnepieces of the army, to the bake's' who makes the bread and the smith who repairs guns and makes new iron heel plates for march- ing boots. Every form of equipment for man or beast can be found at a base:. every repair that need be made can be done there. If a field piece 1'• (tomes in with a burst barrel it can be / SOLDIERS CARRY OWN BATHS. }TEN 0011111,1\1 Hood's SarsapatlEla, the Reliable Tonic Medicine, Builds Up. The reason -why you feel so tired all the time 'at title, season is that year blood is impure ana irepover-; ished. It larks vitelity. It is not Um rich, rod blood that eivee life to the whole body, perfects digestion and enables all the organs to per form their functions as they thoelcl. From any dreggist get Hood's Sorsaparilla. It will make yon feel better, look better, eat and eleep bettor. 31 15 the 'old reliable tried and true all-the-yeer-round blood purifier and enricher, toeic and aps porizer, it revitalizes the blood, and is especially useful in building up the debiliteteci and rim -down. need's Sarseptailla is helping thousands' at ibis time of year. 3,et it help yon. Get a bottle indliy ind begin taldug 11 51 once. Be afire to get Heed 'S. replaced at the base and quickly made eeady for service at the front. The same with shoes, uniforms, rifles, ilia - chine guns, bicycles and automobiles. And nearby is a hospital where nien are repaired and made fit for further service. Shoes Mended. There is one shop here where shoes are mended. It is a marvelous place, a great ldng building with hundreds of• workmen, all English cobblers from heme..A. pair of work shoes is brought in ab one end of the building, tattered and torn; and with remarkable celerity they are repaired and go out the other end almost as good as new. First they are thoroughly washed and disin- fected. Then turned over to a master cebblein who, by certain cabalistic marks, indicates what, must be done1 to them. Then they are turned over to the cobbler who does the work, tearing them_apart and putting them together again. A machine drives great hobnails in the soles, iron plates Iare nailed to the heels, and finally, i the shoes are dipped in oil to make them waterproof. When dry they are shipped back to the front. The sav- ing of money on shoes and other articles which are repaired rather than thrown away runs bo hundreds of thousands of pounds a week. Uniforms Repaired. Nothing is wasted. Old uniforms are brought in. If not too Inc gone they aye repaired. If repair is im- possible they are turned over to the women, who cut oft all the buttons and chevrons, rip out the linings and save the khaki cloth, which sells for $400 a ton. Worn and broken rifles come down front the front. They are carefully examined by an expert who, by glanc- ing through the barrels, ca.n tell if , further service is possible. If a rifle is completely worn out in the barrel, as sooner or later happens to all rifles, the barrel is cast aside, butt all other undamaged parts are saved. In this same place machine guns are re- paired. FINDS 173 DIAMONDS IN SEA. British Mine Sweeper Deckhand Picks Up Floating Package. A story of a package of diamonds worth £100 ($,5OO) found floating in the North Sea by one of the crew of a British mine sweeper was told in a London police station recently by a deckhand, Walter Gleeson, who had been arrested while trying to dispose of the gents. At the police station the deekbancl confessed that while on a trawler which was engaged in the hazardous task of gathering up mines it the Noj'th Sea ho saw a paokage floaOt'g IVItiny Ingenious Devices Dispinyed at Red Cross Sale.. An active service exhibitian is be. ing, held at Knightsbridge., ii,onclon, at which are displayed hundreds of in.. genious devices for the comfort, health and safety of officers and mon at the front. The money raised by the s -ale of these articles goes to fonds of the ,British Red Cross and the Order afiSt, John of Jerusalem. Among the devices on sale is a small safety razor that will lit easily into it , waistcoat pocket, a compact hot bath !.arrangement, together with patent cubes of ,"candensed heat," whjeh will fraise the temperature of watce to the . proper degree, a shower bath outfit and other toilet articles. In order to enable the soldiers to write in the dark a combination pence] ease and electriks torch, to throw light on the paper, has been. invented. The "nutshell canteen," as one latle ease is called, contains thirty-three wetort- ed drink tablets, tea, coffee, beef tea and cordial ginger, six shields for corns, arel a checker -board. A steel body shield, light but effec- tive, also, is for sale. Cases of bath salts for disinfecting punier 04 are dis- played. A trenching tool with num- erous uses attracts much attention. It is shorter than a man's arm, weighs less than four pounds, and will cut wire and dig up a macadamized road. It is equipped with pliers, a hatehet blade, pick and water tap key. LOSS OF Yount BRITISH PERIL. Speakers Discues Economic Value of the Disabled Soldier. The loss of the youth of the nation is perhaps the bitterest blow to the countries engaged ht the war. "At this moment we are threatened with a Man shortage greater than any we evise before knew in our history," writes the medical corremouilenteltr the Times. As a people, the writer eoneludes, the English must set their hteise 166 Order lest in the dans to come they find it tenantless and so become a 51616.165. yestnd r .o foes who have shown 0 wise fotesight aa truer eppreciatoe u On the other hand Dr. Murray Les- lie, leeturing recently at the Institute of Hygiene, London, on "The Din:ailed Soldier; His, Future and Eeonumic Value,' said the present marriage rate is the highest ever known. Present marriages for the most part have been confined to young strong and active soldiers, although there were numer- ous instances where girls had been oely too glaa to marry the men of their choice after the latter hod been disfigured or disabled. From that point of view Will ellgagernents vell as war marriages are gnarly to be recommended, the speaker believ- ti. Admiration for dieabled war Mimes should be encouraged. He con - in the water: He go it with a boat- I hook and when he opened it he found t ninety-eight polished and seventy-five e tutpolished gems. The deckhand at- te te 1 i sell the diamonds to a jeweller at Cardiff.' There was nothing on the package to indicate the owner or bow the diamonds came to be floating about in the mine strewn waters. of the North Sea. A girl thinks the has made good as soon as she hypnotizes Some young man into beying. her an engagement ring,' The London correspondent of the Boston Transcript, speaking of a lee tare delivered by the .peblialier, Mr. Jolla Mtirray, said; Mr. Marry drew an amusing picture of' Gladstone in bed. • "The last time I Wee et his house,'' he said, "I had breakfast early and AID ne, 115 I was 'going to Scotland. When I had fin- ished; I was ,told that Mr. Gladstone did not know that I was leaving so midst, and that. he Wanted to have an- other talk with me. I want to his bed. room --SI Very large room with a double bed in it: "Gladstone was dressed in a night- gown, teithe a brown Shetland shawl round him. He Wee lying 'flat on his face, his head at the foot of the bed and litn feet on the pillows. In one hand he held a cup of coffee and there i was to book in the other, 1 'Shall MINT- er forget that interview and the comi- cality of the ,greet lion head popping en as I Went towned him." 1 The leceurenext alluded to Dean Stanley, whose'writing was so bad ;that he could' netreea a letter he hinmell had' written, and whose con- • tviction of "Jerusalem" into ,"4rtia'! resulted in the compositor's •setting it ;Up aS "Jones.' i Two friends once dined with the dean, and: there was eold duck on the table. The dean carved; but he was So engrossed with the conversation that he first Ict the duck slip alien the table autl then upon the floor. One at the guests, knowing that the duck Was: the only thing they had lot. tuna- 0,0e6nriii , sh,oated„ "I see a cat in the 1 "Ali," mid the dean, "you need not be • afraid of the duck! .1 have my foot on it:" Advice to Mabel. A Lender: Man just back from 'the States says that a tittle girl on the train to Pittelearg was Chewing gum, Not only that, but she insisted on milling it Out in long strings mid let- ting it fall back into her month again, "Mabel!" 'said her mother, in rehor- rifled whisper. "Mabel, don't clo •that. Chew youe gum 'like a little l'ady.'". rrin n company witha friend, to tamed - • "The economic question is the diffi- culty; yet how many women t1tr are in this country with comfortable in- n, comes who spend largo 1401775 on pam- pered lapdogs! Such incomes could be better utilized in other direc- tions." A shiftless man is always lemeting of what he would do if he had the money. BRITS!! LINER SINKS MCAT • BY GUNFIRE IN BAY OF BISCAY Three Hours Later Seconli Submarine Fired Torpedo at the Liner, but Missed by a Few Feet. A despatch froie London says: The British liner Clan Maaadyen has ar- rived in 'Gravesend front Africa some- what damaged by the gunfire of two German submarines. The steamer re- turned the five, and it was believed on board that one of the submarines was attack on her was made in the 13ay of Biscay, when a submarine fired, sixty shots at Aar at a range of tiny yards. The steamer immediately brought her big gun into action, and hit, the sebmarine several times, arid, its is believed, deStroyed it, Three hours later another submar- destroyed, ine fired to torpedo, bet miteeed the The etcarner reports that the first Clan IVIacrayden by a few feet. • , • ,,a Many women with disfigured complexions never seem to think that they need an occasional cleansing inside as well as outside. Yet neglect of this interrt bathing shows itself in spotty, and sallow complexions -as well 116 in dreadful headaches and biliousness. It's because the liver becomes sluggish, and waete matter accumulates which Nature cannot remove without assistance. The best .131.111=ammaleertm t sale, etreettetlir ietnedy is Chamberlain's Stomach andLiver Tablets, which stimulate the liver to healthy activity, remove fermentation, gently cleanse the stomach and bowels and tone the whole digestive system. Sure, • safe and reliable. Take one at night and you feel bright and sunny in the morning. Get Chamberlain's today -druggists 25c., er by mail :from Chamberlain Medioino Company, Toronto ilTres