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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1916-04-20, Page 7INGREMINDERS' 1 MO WONDERFUL CLOCKS. The Doctor Calls It OF411EUIVilitISN' One at San Diego Ham TWentY All of Them Emote]. Ono of the most wonderful clocke in the world is owned by a French- man, LOIlis Desouttet. ' I d , Damp Weather Starts the facea. Beside a marking the hems, I it shows the tides at aix different parts of the world, the mean time and the solar time the age of the moon, sufferers. The changes from the movements of the planets and all to cold, the. raw, damp winds eclipses. It is also 4 eersietual calen- t c the aches and twinges, et in dar. It was made by jaevier, of Paris, more extreme cases, the tortures in 1789, and took eleven years to man-- the trouble going. But it must be rile in mind that ib is not the Itether that causes thven etatism. The table is rooted in the blood --the ngeable weather merely starts the ns, The only way to reach the uble and to cure it is through the od. The, poisonous rheumatic ids must be driven out. Liniments A tubbing may give temporary re - ,f, but cannot possibly cure the eable, Tile sufferer is only weesng is jewellediith_lourmalie, topaz, ne and money with this kind eatment and all the time the trouble trcler to cure. -There is just one itself antomatioally. 'The coet of the leedy cure for rheumatism—Dr. Wil- clock was $8,000. becoming more deeply rooted — is a 200 -pound weight, which winds of agate and jade, and required 15 months to build. The motive power uns' Pink Pills, They act directly i the impure, acid -tainted blood. They OLD-TIME CURES PERSIST. mit* and strengthen it _ and• thus oot out the cause of the rheumatism. __uch . Anem. —7- . .ffi ia• Faith, for Example, ere is strong proof of the above atements. Mr. Michael Personage, About Mandrake Root. enlon, Man., saya:—"My mother euf- Superstition as to the methods a ired several years with.rheumatism. curing diseases, once very prevalent, re tried a number of remedies but are not altogetherextinct yet, says an ley all failed to cure. Then we got. exchange. Much ancient faith elus- r. Williams Pink Pills,, and after tend about the mandrake root, which sing them for some time she was was carved in the form of a doll dress- nupletely cured and has had no ed in fine clothes and kept in a box gn of the trouble since." or coffin concealed in some corner of Sold by all medicine dealers or hY the house. Each month it was washed iail at 50 cents a box or six boxes in wine and water and freshly garbed. m 22.50 from The Dr. Williams' Another universal cure was to fedicine Co., Brockville, Ont. carry a piece of mistletoe which had been cut from a tree by a golden sickle and caught in a white vessel as MULE SETTER THAN CAMEL. it fell. Seizesthnd and has four ris, But the Trouble LieS in the Blood. Pring weather is had for rheu- ufacture. San Diego, Cal., has a wonderful clock wibh twenty diala, whiels tell the time simultaneously in all parts of the world, also the days; of the week and the date and month. It stands 21 feet. high, and four of its I dials are eaqh 4 feet in diameter. It I is inclosed in plateglass, so that every salon min be seen, and the whole is illmuinatecl every night. It - ;-:.-- Metal scraped from a church bell Ised as Beast of Burden by British or a piece of the rope was supposed in Mesopotamia. to have a similar protective influence The mule has proved a far more rell- against disease'as also a • cloth le and useful transport animal than stained in the blood of a murderer or e camel in the Mesopotamia cam- the rope with which he was hanged. tign. If beasts were decorated the ' opotamia have effected his sang- ____00-- ule would be covered with ribbons. knows not defeat. His hardiness proverbial. None of the plagues ofd. he camel has so far been bht an iliary. The breed steed here, called 1," Is not, like his "Bedawi" bro- trained to go without water, but is proof against the ubiquitous el ily, and has certain other virtues Is own, In spite of his wobbly •emities and grotesquely proportion - limbs, the camel is a dainty beast. haughty gait and sepercilious nces are . generally attributed to se; as a matter of fact they are the ression of an inward and unsuspect- A delicacy. Too often the camel's tneouth bulk gives a false impression if hardiness. He is not hardy. He is brittle, and will break his leg ricking against a stone, and he will mlit up and die if his legs split apart a the mud. Snow Mlle him. He Is ;enslave to clamp, and will catch a 3old if asked to sleep in a swamp, But ell cared for, sufficiently equipped, d tactfully treated, he is second only the mule as a beast of burden. How "Lloyd's" Began. loyd's" has often been described, not everyone is familiar with the ed operations of this famous in - Olen. ' The great Maritime Ex- ge is really part of the Royal ange, and owes its origin to Ed - Lloyd, who kept a coffee house Aver Street, London. This coffee o was in a place where news could tained; and to -day Lloyd's is the g institution in the world for ning maritime news. In one of erns may be seen the first in- ce policy of which there is any . It was taken for a ship, the n 'Fleece, which was insured for age from Lisbon to Venice on ry 20, 1600; GOOD REPORT. 4Auto-Intoxicabon It nieans self-poisoning—an ailment that is, almost uni- versal with men and women of sedentary employment. Its cause is the "daily intake of indigestible foods. Min- eral salts and saline laxa- tives will not cure it. Help Nature to clean out the poisons by eating Shredded Wheat Biscuit, a food that builds healthy tissue and keeps the bowels sweet and clean. The perfect food of health and strength for youngsters and grown-ups, for men who work with hand or brain. It is ready -cooked and ready -to -serve. Made in Canada. I i • .From :MidoWesi NOTES OF INTEREST FROM HETI BANKS AND BRAES. — What Is Going On in the Highlands and Lowlands of Auld Scotia. Calgary is about $1,000,000 better off bhan Edmonton in the matter of tax arrears. Drumheller, formerly a village un- der the village act, is declared a town by the deputy provincial secretary. The new Calgary Technical School will receive a $40,000 provincial grant. Cardstown has now 22 recruits in the kilties, and Coal City 27. Calgary is to have an institute for the feeble-minded. The Rozilee, Sask., grain growers have invited women to form a branch of the assiciation. A patriotic concert at St. Brieux netted 2105 to help in the Saskatche- wan schools' patriotic fund. Ask Around You for the Every unmarried man of the village TOO CUNNING.',GREEKS. What Happens to Men Who Are Too . Smart. The .Greeki have always been rioted for their' 'exceeding cunning: It is a' question whether they, the Jews, or the Armenians are the sharpest p00 - pie 'of the near ET152. Someone has said that a Jew could cheat a Greek, bet that an Armenian coeld cheat a Jew. The Greeks showed all their cun- ning at the beginning of the war. Although Greece 16 a aeaperately poor country, with a small army not of the highest efficiency, the Greeks made exorbitant demands upon the Allies as ...the price of Iheir assistance. They wanted all of Macedonia,.Thosealy and. Smyrna, and perhans more. The Al- lies chaffered withIthern for a long time, finally found that it would be cheaper to disregard their drama en- tirely. They took poeseesion of Sa- loniki, which Greece had recently ac- quircd, and have made it - a atrong base. Now the Greeks see' the prob- able triumph of the Allies, and are (damming for consideration in the settlement. On the other hand, the Allies are now telling the Greeks that they blive overdid themselves; that they would not help when their help was of soms value, and now they are not needed, They will have no con- sideration whatever in the settlement. This is usually the way with men who are too smart, The Spanish proverb' has it, "that more foxes than .aslies' Skins are taken to the tanners." Proof • M Fairdale , Man., has enlisted. • Schools Of Saskatchewan have now contributed $5,500 to the Patriotic Fund. In the year 1915, no fewer than 58 new coal mines were opened in Al- berta, according to a report just is- sued by the provincial authorities. Instruments for the regimental band of the 208rd "Dry" Battalion ab Regina have been donated by a well- known western man. It le saki that there is more work to do and less men to do it this spring than ever before in the history of Al- berta, notwithstanding the fact that Lac Bouchette Lac Sis Jean, Que.--- farmers are ()fearing exceptionally April 17th (Special.)—Mr. Arthur high wages. Fleurie, well known and highly re- Fred Parker about 45 years old, spected here, has just issued a short, was instantly killed at Indian Head concise statement in regard to Dodd's when the first division .of C.P.R. train Kidney Pills. It is as follows: No. 1 from Montreal struck the wag - "I have found that Dodd's Kidney on that he.was riding. Pills are an excellent remedy and that The school children of Calgary are they cure kidney disease, rheumatism to present a complete set of colors to and indigestion." the 82nd Overseas Battalion, The Mr. Fleurie has received such bene- presentation will take place on fit from from Dodd's Kidney Pills that he toria Day. wants other sufferers to know hovv to Alberta has contributed to the war find relief. He feels it is his duty to just about as many men as the pro - his fellowman. vince of Quebec, although the popu- If you inquire among Your neigh- lation of that province and that of the bors you will find scores of people who city of Montreal are practically equal. have found in Dodd's Kidney Pills re- The population of Quebec is neatly lief from some form of kidne'y trou- 8,000,000; that of Alberta about 550,- ble. It may have been the dry, itching 000. . skin, dizziness, nervousness and in- During February 307 eases of abilitY bo get refreshingsleep that measles' were reported in Winnipeg mark the earlier stages of thedisease, against 447 in the same month a year or it may be diabetes, dropsy, rheu- ago. The totsil number of communi- matism, heart disease, or some other cable diseases for the month was 550 of the dangerous diseases that mark with 25 deaths, compared with 606 its advanced stages. cases and 31 deaths last year. You will find that Dodd's Kidney Kinistino, Sask., has made very Pills• cure kidney trouble, no matter rapid strides of progress during. the where or in what form itis found. last two years of hard times. Over Ask your neighbors for the proof. :„.______. 20 new 11P -to -date residences have been built in the village, besides another storY being added to the public and RUSSIAN VOGUE IN LONDON. . • • • high school. — THAT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS AL- WAYS CURE KIDNEY DISEASE • -- • In Every Neighborhood You Will Find People Cured of Backache, Rheu- matism, Dippsy or Diabetes by, Dodd's Kidney Pills. 1161nard4i Liniment for sale everywhere Envy is an acknowledgment of the good fortune of others. tor Proved Value of Postum. sicians know that good food and , properly selected, are of the ut- importance, not only for the re- f disease but to maintain health when one is well. octor writes, "I count it a pleas - 0 say a good word for Posture which I have been enabled to ie so many sufferers, and which nt, with its valued companion -Nuts, one of the daily blessings. ffee was banished from my own some time ago and Posts= used rly, in its place." (Both tea offee are injurious to many per - because they contain the subNe, nous drug, caffeine.) frequently find it necessary ' to ct patients when they take m for the first time to be quite that it is properly made accord - to directions, then it has a clear, -brown color and a rich, snappy e, as well as health giving quali- e above letter, received over ten rs ago, is fully confirmed by a re- t letter from the doctor, in which Ysi t is a. pleasure to render a good rt covering a product ,of which I so enthusiastic a friend. am- usi4 in my home your tum Cereal in both its forms. And, at is more, I am having it used in e families of several patients in hich there are children, andsall unite endorsing the fine qualities of your dmirable product." Name given by Canadian Post= o., Windsor, Ont. • Postern COMM in two forms: astum Cereal—the original form— ttet he well boiled. J5c and 2ec. •kgs. Instant Postum—a soluble powder— i dissolves quickly n a cup of hot wa- r, and, with cream and sugar, makes cielicioue beverage instantly. 30c id 50c tins. Both forms arc equally delicious nd cost' abotni the same per cup. "There's a Reason" tOr PoStulTl, —201ti by Oroccrs. THERMOR Waterless "emalng Rc't for 12 Hours Ilot BottleLasts a Lifetime .11;:nter 505(1*50 WATERLESS HOT -BOTTLE 1100101 1510151 contentS Mee MOST Language and Customs of Czar's A Settlenierit of 50 Dukhobor farm-: Land Taken Seriously. ers from the Dukhobor settlement in There is only else vogue, nowadays, the Nelson district arrived in Leth: bridge the other day, bound for Ray_ for those fashiona.bles'1V-h o like mond, where they will farm this year, "vogue" even better than. vermouth, saythe London Chronicle, That is The sum of 450;000 has been kept in s the Rusalaa vogue. the country through the efforts of. It aneeare that Pavlowa, damlIed as). the Winnipeg city controllers in buy- prectably with Dostoievsky; then verr- ing 12,000 cords of wood from the ed round to Votcluchenko. The fair wood camp committee of the Pat- vogistes are now reveling the RUSsian riotic association and selling it to the dresees, liigh Catherine the. Great varioua civic institutions. coiffures, and black cloth boots, But the Voguistes are, taking their RuESia SeriouSly. • Many have begun to learn the language, according to the manager of a popular West Dud library. "There is a very great de - /nand'," lie said, "not only for English ' translations of Rusettast .Worksi and English books about Rllaffilt, but for hooks in the original language. The Russian vogue has; even ex- tended to a'ating and drinking, not to say smoking. At least one widely known restaurant is now actually off- ering nips of real vodka, and portions of real borsht:0, Sluissia'snational soup on its menu. But very far from real Russian PvIccs!--London Chron- icle. WANT ON LY HERO HU SBAN Young„ Breton Girl Will Not Marry Non -fighting Man. The young girls .in Brittany have formed themselves into an associa- tion which forbids its members mar- rying any young man who has not taken part in the War. ' This does not only refer to the de- serters and those who fled their duty, but to the "slackers" who found the means, through influence or iYing, without reaSon of ill -health or for other just cause, to keep aafe in the rear and left their comrades to do the flghthig. The rallying cry of these patriotie ;young Breton girls is: 'Better a cripple than a slacker!" ; One member of the asSociation ex- pressed thus her thought: "I would rather love a man who had no aro.] than ono who had no heart." •oner amnia stereo • puninnex eameniza Seine ni1 n value outward show more than inward worth., HAWK BICYCLES An up-to.dete High 00100 Bicycle littedwithleallerCkain, New Veloa, how oP /Jemmies Coaster 1 rake and Hubs, Dela- amble 'tires, high grade equip- menc including Mud -one r. guards,Punip,aTools Otd,J6 FREE 1916 Catalogue, 60 pages of Bicycles, Sundries and ferfialr Plaiertal. You can bey your supplies front us at Wholesale Thees. T. W. BOYD Pc SON, 27 Notre Dame SI, IVest,SiontreaL 100% Profit 111.1 and '\Vomen, your spare is worth le $60 n week. Von tette no chance, selling our 170,111 lary 11010110a Char WO 0:0 syshon mattes yeta0 ineome aM- spverl, isree 118 n post card ;Ind Irt 05 tell yet. Mov. Unnacilan !Pullet. Brush, 63 Itiehmentt W., Toronto. tiAootoR01€6n77tiik will reduce inflamed, swollen Joints, Sprains, Bruises, Sof Bunches; Heals Bolls, Poi Evil,Quittor,Fistulaand infected sores quickly as it is a positive antiseptic and germicide. Pleasant to use; does not blister,o, remove the hair, dud 7011000 work the horse, 52.00 per bottle, delivered, Book 71(1 free. ASSORIIINE, JR., the antiseptlellnlment 'for mankind, rrthees PAIllitil, 00011c0 Veins. Wens. Strains, Bruhn; oto pain anti inflatmontIon. Price 01.00 per hurtle at dm era or dear...I. Win rell 0011 more If you Write. Liberal Trial Bottle for (00 10 Mamas. .10106, P. p. 5„ 518 tymans Bldg,, Montreal, Gas, ebsorbine sod Absortinc, Jr,. are 010110 10 It is made of metal, nickel plated, of a convenient size. Simply boil the "Thermor" for ten minutes only (no longer) and It stays hob for full twelve hours,' at an even temperature of 125 deg. Recommended by physi- cians on account of the steady heat and sanitary metal case. N.o trouble — no filling — no danger of scalding the hands— no leaks—no expense and one purchase lasts a lifethne. ' In tacitness, such as Neuralgia, La Grippe, Rheumatism, Neu- ritis, Inflammation—in fact all aches and pains, the nhermor" Is invaluable. As a bed -warmer and a foot -warmer it has no equal. "The "Thermor" measures 8W' across and is 136" thick, yet it weighs less than a filled two quart rubber bottle, The price is $4.00 sent Postpaid anywhere and sold under an ab- solute guarantee from the mak- ers. High-class representatives wanted in some territories. GOLDEN GATE MANUFAC- TURING COMPANY, LIMITED 9 Youville Street, Montreal. IT ALWAYS BRINGS RELIEF Skin irrifations of all sorts yield to seline 71110 Butt Yttreisurc �sIll An unexcelled emollient for wotmds,,burns, sores and Gilts. Sold in glass bottles and handy tin tubes at chemists and gen- eral stores everywhere. Refuse substitutes. Illustrated book let On request. CHESEBROUGH MFG. CO (Conw.(lested) • 1860 Chabot Ave. Montreal -,---,---,-------.--- ,;SOLDIER SHOCKS KAISER11,/, . . , Tells Her Iffe Hopes Her Lot Will Be As Good AS HiS Own. The London Daily Main • Amster- dam correapondent says that while the Keiserin was visiting ' a Berlin hospital, she 'addressed a " suffering soldier in a tenderly solicitous man- ner, saying: ' "My good fellow, I hope things Are going better with you to -day." The Mall replied : "I only hope it will • be going as well with you and your sone as it is going, with me. at this moment." * The Kaiserin staggered and, ac- cording to a' report current in Berlin, 7500 led from the ward ahnoet swoon- ing. The soldier is believed to be , an irreconcilable Social Democrat. .1., War -Weary in Germany. , Professor Patriek Hagelaad, a pro- minent Swedisl) doctor, writing on hia recent experiences in Germany, TRUE TO TIIE GOSPEL OF HATE Says that in Berlin "there was over the whole population an inde- scribable expression of war-weart- rites," while the groups of soldiers he saw. "presentecla concentrated picture of mental and bodily exhaustion." REMARKABLE LETTER FROM -A GERMAN. WRASOKS DR. MEXICAN LINIMENT Should be in every home. STOPS nratuenisre INSTANTLY. Sure °ere for CM ts—TATounds--Brulties Sore Baelt—Pimples—Rheurnratiern — Neuralgia — Felons -0l155 -- 'Readitche--Barbers' Itch --or any skin trouble. CIJRES ECZEMA Price 250, 60c anti $1.001 sent prepaid promptly on receipt of price tf your druggist cannot sup- P1Y. Dr. Lawrason Medicine Co. Dept. G. Toronto, Ont. Epistle to An Old Friend in England Is Illustrative of Kultur. The following remarkable letter has been received by an English pro- fessional man from a German DOW in Hamburg who lived for some years in England and was on terms of close friendship with this particular Eng- lishman. The letter reached England by way of Italy:— Dear Mr. —, It has come to my knowledge that you have been mak- ing inquiries in various quarters con- cerning me and my welfare, and I have to tell you that, despite our old friendship, there can never again be any sort a communication between us, either now or when the war is over. I do not deny that 'during my stay in your country I received much kindness at your hands, but you, as al CHILDHOOD CONSTIPATION. Mrs. Andrew G. Lund, Hughenden, Alta., writes:—"Two of my babies were very much tronbled with con- stipation and I tried several remedies Biling Vtrfa.A.Nt oTrEy steadyFWAG pRDIfy- W ith01.1 OUCceSS. A neighbor advised stating age and exPerienee• Wise Woodenware Co., PalmeTrehteonli, eOnnrt.Y ilhaving, a- Pleasor0 Not an .0poration.11• 4 'UMW' the wenaertel, pew akin too E rid wrinkle Chaser, la a boon 50 fa ith heark, wiry beards and tend ,. .A ratan who lute used it for a abort ti t, lane, . , 4 raid recently s "Shoving IS a Plemill ' now. I used to oonaider it ahnoat a e operation." is only necessary to rub a few* grope trreit Into the beard before latherin ? o enjoy an eattY, quick shave. .' i, r_TOIT" penetrates into the melt, 'eat* /the beard, and _levee a clean, aloes shay / 'The beard poets right off, without pul i line a huh. Inc is kind to tender akin. There lat ' smarting or soreness after shaving,:: Oven the face a One feeling of emootitd• Immo and freshness. . /..- i'USIT" prevents dryness of the skin rraumed by exposure to excessive winde.' Accept no allbstituto ) ,Send 50c to.day fer a trial bottle—suf, relent for over sig weeks, uSe. EMT WANIIPACTITIODS0 oomPa.vrir,' • 476 Boncesvalles Avenue, TORONTO. SEED PoTATomis SMD POTATOES, MISR COE.. bier% Deleware, Carman. Or- der at on4e. Supply limited. Write for quotations. H. W. Dawson, Tirampton. STAOPLISTER.Y. in II 12 S E FACTORY 130ILERS, Shafting, Hangers, Pulleys, GrateS. Let us figure on your requirements; Napanee ]Con Works, Ltd., Napanee. • anr.,P WANTED. me to try Baby's Own Tablets • and they were. so satisfactory that now I would use nothing else." The Tablets never fail to cure constipation and they may he given to the youngest child with perfect safety. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 26 cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Broakville, Ont. If you are in a hurry avoid the train of thought. sonarrre Liniment Believes Neuralgia. According to Promise. "Congratulate me, Freddy. Last night your sister promised to marry "Oh, she premised Mother she'd marry you long ago." Granulated Eyelids, eiria Eyes inflamed by expo- sure to SunsDust and Wind of the responsibility for your coun- try's EyesEy. Remedy. No Smarting, just Eye Comfort. At quickly relieved by Marino British citizen, must bear your share try's infamous attempt to shatter and Your Druggises 50c per Bottle. Nedra.: Eye destroy the greatness of Germany, SeiveinTehesac.ForDookeltheyerrecesk and therefore 1, as a true German, Druggists orMerlitayeflemedytio.,Chicago must forget all personal benefits :And _ must regard you, just because you are Nearing the Limit. an Englishman, with an all -conquer- Her Father—Can you give my ing hatred. The Only Hone. daughter all the little luxuries which she is accustomed? The history of the last half -century Her Lover—Not much longer, I've been doing it for over a year now, absolutely proves that all hope for the vou know! future of Europe lies in the hands of - my country. Russia is Asiatic and barbarous. France and the other Latin countries are decadent. Eng- land is mean-souled and trivial. Only Germany realizes the possibilities of to -morrow, and Only Germany is cap- able of protecting civilization froin the future inevitable onslaughts from the east. Germany's amazing pro- gress has awakened the enemity of her neighbors, and it was that en- mity and envy that made this war inevitable. There was no reason for Great Britain's interference. Your states- men 'professed lip -friendship to us. Up to the last moment Sir Edward Grey led us tobelieve thab Great Brit- ain would remain neutral. Then when we were embroiled with both Russia and France you sided with our en- emies. Hatred of "Idealists." SPECIALLY MADE FARM FOOTWEAR DELIVERED • TO YOU $325 141ve is a lighl weight, durable and e0111 feel /title working shoe specially suitable for farmers, woodsmen, 511110 0(10(1 e 11(111(1085. laborers—all Who re- quire extra string, ettsy footwear for tYr,,P1Ong In. We make them of. the Splendid oil -tanned Skowhegan water- proofed leather that has made Pairneios "Moose Pend 1:1Panti" NtliOnS for alindst forty- YearS. No ((0 13 To suffer with tired, Bone, the hooting -feel. Clot a pair ef these and rind ease and comfort. If Your dealer doesn't carry 1110111, send us his name, ern:losing $8.26, and we will' ship you a pair, ail tthn.rges paid, 10 any addeess 11 Canada or TT. S. RCM/M. fa Eating sine) by poslal or express order. Same sl,yle as S00011, 8 eye- lets high, $3.75,7Yeite l'er our catqlog fully Ilhistrating our 811011110P 1111,1 71(1 n 1 el. 1:(,o tw urtr, 014I0 PADIVIER. 00., IdMited, ' Fredericton, 27. 20., Canada. El). 7. Never in the hietory of the world has a nation made war for a meaner cause and the hatred that we have for Great Britain is the hatred that a nation of idealists naturally feels for unecrupulous, pettifogging huck- sters. The crime deserves an ade- quate punishment, Germany is fight- ing for her life, and ibis idle to sup - vote that she will light in kid gloves. She is more than justified in using all the means devised by the ingen- uity of her sons to c'empass the ruin of her foes. Your denunciabion of our "barbarities" leaves us entirely unaffected. We rejoice at the killing of every single Englishman, and at the loss of every British ship. We remain cold if a few women and chil- dren are killed by our air attacks ow your cities. This is a war to tbe knife, nation against nation, and it clin only end in the destruction of the race that has for centuries been the pirate of the world. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Gentlemen,—I had my • leg badly hurt, the pain was very severe and a large swelling came -above the knee. I expected it would be serious—I rub- bed it With MINARD'S LINIMENT, which stopped the pain and reduced tha swelling very quickly. I cannot speak too highly of MINARD'S LINI- MENT. AMOS T. SMITH. Port Hood Island. Family Affair. "So my daughter has consented to become your wife. Have you fixed the day of the wedding?" • "I will leave that to her." "Will you have a church or a pri- vate wedding?" "Her mother can decide that." "What have you to live on?" "I will leave that entirely to, you, Slowly, Starving to Death. If you and I were to meet, friends as We were once, I would not raise my little finger to save your life, and, indeed, I would do my utmost to cause you to lose it, because, as I have said, you are an Englishman. To your gracioes wife and chil- dren, who had ne part in making this war; I send my respects. They are not responsible, though they may suffer. But so, too, do we suf- fer. If you could see what your war on our innocents has done, howelm poor are being slowly starved to death by your food war, your heart would harden. So, then, too, if your wife and children suffer, do not turn to us for sympathy. You are respon- sible. You are a Inge who could have lifted lip his voice to proteSt. You did not. Therefore, all the pent-up hatred which we have for yoer dos - 1011! 000111133' ig. also for yeu. May you all perish in misery. Hard for Them. "Is your father finding is difficult to give up smoking?" • "Ob, he's stickirig bit bis resolution all right, bat he's ao ugly that the family's likely to crack under the strain artY minute:" - The plain mivarnished truth is het - tet than questionable rhetoric. • ISSUE 17.— 16 -• 7Rinac0'0 LiniMent Cures Dandruff vEr ANTED -- LATH MACHINISTS, V and Fitters, Toolmakers, also operators experienced on the larger size shells. Phone or Wire applications pre- ferred. 13, 13e51 & Son CoMpany, Ltd., St. George, Ont. rrawsra.pmas POE SADE. PROFIT-MAKING NEWS AND JOB Offices for sale in good Ontario towns. The most useful and interesting of all businesses, Full information On application to Wilson Publishing Corn - pans, 78 West Adelaide Street. 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S. 118 West 31st Strect,New York Sickness Causes inefficiency If you are losing time and money through sickness, write at once to F. Harvey Roof Co. for a .est of relnedies for Neurasthenia. Asthma, Congestion of kidneys, Piles, Epilepsy or Palling Sickness. Nervous Debility. Catarrh, Eczema, Rheumatism, Old Soles or Dicers, and indigestion. They have been pees fected by years of medical practice. If not satisfied with results after 30 days, they cost You nothing, Send no money but retunt this ad for Postpaid test. 5tale ege_ivetperticyrarp, 5, Hervey, Roof Coe, Suite A, 5004, Station N., New Pork. le.P. A Good Guesser. Herbert Edwin—"I say, Johnny, which is the way to the pavilion?" The Gamin—"Ow'd yer know me name's Johnny?" Herbert Edwin—"I guessed it." The Gamin—"Well, if yer so good at the guessing game, yer can keep on and guess yer way to the pavilion!' --GOOD IDIGESTIO N 1 Mother Sehles Syrup corrects rind stimulates When your ctillestion la faulty, weakness and the digestive organ., and banishes the alanY pain 0130 5001010 and disease Is Invited, -• ailments which arise from indigestion. .,..rawaysawressmseasmes....... •111111111 FOR 40YEARS THESTANDARD REMEDY F 0 R" STOMACH AND LIVER TROUBLE 7115 ett all Dr1:1,!Irls,..orhrlir.cmc!itilort..retip3t.ojvpigl,Lfli;angitl;.,01....,Tare.illritrgtte,„bcottl,lk,,c,:r lt,r4ii.nrrAfr,,i1;?.a times as MUSKRATS We are now paying for SPRING MUSKRATS from Ontario, Quebec, and Eastern Canada the following guaranteed prices. Ex Large Large medium SMall. Shot and Cut .70 .60 .40 .20 according to Value. We tote the largest handlers of this article in Canada and need 500,000 • skins rpr present demand, w'e wroat your ooneetione. Gur average price will positively exceed all others. Ship early and often. Ship small par. eels of 20 skins or under by parcel post. We pay all charges. MB, HOEILNER WILLIArdEION es 00., .gli other lines Poll 370 St. Paul Street West market values. raoldreig, P.Q. Dept. W. LADORATDAY TUTS PAINTERS' TESTS / make certain prove the easy , the quality of 'working quality,: every raw materiel and enduring weati, Experiment and Experi Both point m Ramsay's Pella as your logleril chnice. In pinky, wear and beatitY 01 coke they ure Unsurpassed, 10 Moffitt), they ere unriletelied. Courteous servite from lend iment. Write fo.r interesting paint literatura A. RAMSAY & SON CO. (Established 1842) MONTREAL, One: BEANONES AT TORONTO AND VANOOD-VEB. F0131 SALE nv ALL I177AL81RS5