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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1916-02-17, Page 7Million Mothers behind 'the purest, cleanest, most nu- lritious of all cereal foods— Shredded Wheat. They have tested it and found it best 'for youngsters; best for grown -ups --a food to work on, to play on, to think on. Contains the life of the wheat in a digestible form—puts gimp and ginger into the jaded body. Delicious for breakfast with milk or cream or for any meal. Made in Canada. FROM SUNSET COAST IV AT THE WESTERN PEOPLE ARE DOING. Progress of the Great West Told in a Few. Pointed Paragraphs. .The Women's. -Volunteer Reserves are .drilling actively at Fredericton, The trade between St. John and Cuba for 1915,showea a total -t3f , it67,0130.66. Napoleon Curry of Skinners Pond, near Tignish, was found frozen to death just outside the latter town. • St. John, N.13., is likely to ereet a 'new $2,000,000 grain elevator at the mouth of Courtenay Bay. ; A cargo Of 400,000 frozen herring from Newfoundland reached Halifax last week. Pour recaptured Gennan prisoners were taken back to St. John, ND., and from there sent to Amherst. The Restigouche municipal council the other day voted $833.33 per mouth, or it the rate of $10,000, per year, • ,towaed the Ganadian Patriotic Pend. The county has .1,000 men in khaki. A grant to aid the Poultre Asso- Mations in the country wee made re- cently by Sydney munieipal council. DietrIct 20, Cape Breton, reported that 50 sheep had recently boon killed by dogs. A mare called "Maud S," -oldest in the -county of Litnenburg, died re. cently aged 33 _years andesix months. A pair of matched 'silver grey to. skins were sold at St. John, N.B., reeentlY by Edward lefens.on, of Prince Edward Is/and, to a New York buyer for $1,300. , The Central Farmers, Institute held their annual meeting n Charkittetown recently. A conunittee was appointed to interview the government on the securing of a report on tho contribu • tion et 100,000 bohels of oats for the British noise At the annual meeting of Pore Massey Presbyterian Church it wee said that 68 members of the congre- gation were serving with the colors. The season oe 1915 will he notable • for the fact that Nova Scotia pro- - .duced the largest hay crop in her history. . At Bayfield, N.B., PermeMitton had _j his barns, with valuable implements a mare and colt and a hen -house With 40 hens destroyed by ere. *William McGill, a retired customs official dropped dead in the vestry of Providence Methodist Church, I -ars • mouth, while talking with the sexton. Paling 25 feet through the hatch. way of a steamer- while engaged as a longshoreman and thecivieg only a slight scalpsound was the pairacu- leo escape from serious injury of Poe Duffy, of Fredericton. It is estimated that up to the Present time, 21 per cont of ell millet% employed in Cape Breton have volunteered, for active serviee• 1 This makes a total of more than 3,000 enlistments front this district 0 P.O. , • A GOOD CHANGE. "THE EARTH IS OURS!" Bombast of a German Author Re- garding World Power, A Swiss publishing firm is pre- paring French and English editions of Taunenberg's "Gross Deutsch- land," which is claimed to have done - for Pangerznanism what Bernhardi's works accomplished in the German Army." The book expounds the following doctrine of German expansion: Whatever we set out to do, we need never trouble about the right qr wrong of the matter, since we have might on our side. ' We need never worry about any- thing we may do, since history wit show us that there is nothing we can do, however bad, that has not already been perpetrated in the course of the growth of the world. - We need never fear that other tion will interfere with tie. Our ad- versarras are too divided to do us any harm. As for England, every- thing with her is a :natter of arrange- ment, and, provided we buy her off, we can do what we like, We have evoything 'to gain by launching out. The earth is ours for the taking. With Germany to lead the way, the world will indeed 'increase and multiply." AR Lower Asia can be ours; ours, again, as much of Africa as we wish, without mentioning South America. And ff that is not enough, we have only to stretch out our hands and take more. There is no need to waste compas- sion upon those who would go under. Such little countries a.S Holland, Bel- gium, and Switzerland could ask" or nothing better than to belong to the great German Empiee. This was the kind of teaching that drove Germany into the present great upheaval. • TONIC TREATMENT FOR THE STOMACH The Modern Method is Most Suc- cessful in Treating Indi- gestion The old-fashioned method of treat. in indigestion and stomach troubles are being discarded. The trouble with the old-fashioned znetitod was that when the treatment was stopped the teouble returned in an aigravat ed form. The modern method of cur ing indigestion and other stomach troubles is to tone up the stomach to do nature's work. Every step toward recovery is a step gained, not to b lost again. The eocogery of the ap petite, the ditappearance of pain, th absence of gas,—are all steps on th road to health that thoee who have tried the 'tonic treatment remember distinctly. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a blood -builder, tonic medicine every. constituent of which is helpful in building up the digestive organs and is therefore the very best remedy for chronic cases of stomach trouble. Thousands of cases like the following prove how successful this treatment is:—Miss Amy Browning Cornith Ont., sayse-"I have amid such great benefit from -Dr. Williazns' Pink Pills a` that I would be ungeateful if 1 did not c'a publicly say a goosl word intheir n - t e e 5 e g -9 t plete their life -cycle in Eegland in two months, and in the wanney parts of America even more rapidly. Six enerations at least may be produced year: Now that the wee is spreading in he Near East, a NVOrd or two sbould lso be said about an allied species f insect which infests at times 50 per ent of the figs of the East. It is a loth which is .spread all over the ,orld, and is catholic halts tate, since flourishes on rice, bran, dried ap- es, maize, and a great many 0105005 ess netritious foods. It lays its eggs n the figs while they are being dried the sun. From the egg a small aggot emerges. In An Elevathr. Mo. Brown is Yoe, stout, but she also most considerate about other eopIe. The other day she went into largethotel to call on a friend. The clerk sent her to the lift. There a small boy opened the door for her. "Are you 'going; up, matam 1" he asked politely. Mrs. Brown eyed his slender figure and thought of her own ample proportions. "Yes, I am, my boy," she answered with a kindly smile. "But goodness me, a little fellow like you ean't pull me in that thine' , • magnetic oyes through. the prescription •10 , an - ENEMIES OF FIGH1'1NG MEN -- Insects Which Ildithe the Soldier Life Miserable. Insects which prove such a nuisance to the fighter in time of war are ply those which affect man in time of peace, but owing to the different circumstances which arise in warthne, their effects are more violent and more persistent. Roughly speaking, we can divide these pests into two Those which pierce the skin of men or of anintale on which the soldier is to a great extent dependent—for in- stance, the horse; tied Those which interfere with his food supplies. It is only a few years ago that the spread of the bubonic plague was as - sodded first with rats and the with' rat fleas. „The commonest rat fleas in all teopical and subtropical coun- tries infest man, and if they should have fed- upon a plague -infected rat and subsequently bite man, their bites communicate bubonic plague. Plague. —the old English "Black Death"—is a real tient in the annies now opee- ating in Asia and in certain parts of Africa. Just as some fleas attack one spe- cies of mamma/ or bird and avoid closely allied species, so the human flea has its faVorites and its aver- sions. There is a Turkish proverb which says, "An Englishman will 'burn a bed to catch a flea." Perhaps the most important of bit- ing insects is the mosquito, certain species of which convey malaria—a disease which has probably,played a bigger part in the history of the -world than that conveyed by any other in- sect. Finally, we come to a series of in- sects whic affect the food of soldiers and sailors. One is the flour -moth, whose larva burrows through the sol- dier's biseuit and not only constunes a considerable portion of it, but ren- ders it so unpalatable that Sergeant Daniel Nicol, of the 92 Gordon High- landers, tells us that, "during the ex- pedition to Egypt, in 1801, some ves- sels were dispatched to Maori Bay for bullocke end others to Smyrna- and Aleppo for bread, which was furnished us by the Turks—a kind of hard, dry husk. We were glad to get this, as we were then put on full rations, and our biscuits were bad and full of worms; many of our men could only eat them in the dark." The biscuits became infected during he cooling which takes place between Ise baking and packing. The adult nsect is a perfect nuisance in flour rnills. So persistent 804 'numerous are hese moths at times that they clog he rollers with their cocoons and ometimes completely stop them. The vebbing of the elevators in the mills ets covered with them and with their ilicy skeins, and then the elevators top working. So uniform is the tem' erature of ihe mill and so favorable o the life of the insect that they cern- favor. I was badly run down and my a, stomach was in a very bad condition. ts A11 food distressed 'me, and left me " disinclined to eat. I suffered from ,P nausea and dizziness and frequent ; sick headache, and this was further ; aggravated by pains in theback and " sides. I was in this condition for several years, and although I had got medicine from several doctors it did not help me. Then I heard of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and began taking is them. I am glad to say that they soon p helped me, and 'how I am 'as well as a ever; can eat all kinds of food with' relish, and heve not an ache or pain." You can get these Pills through any dealer in medicine or by mail, post slid, at 50 cents a box or six boxes ler $2.50 from The Dr, Williams Medi ine Co., Brockville, Ord, BERMAN RECORD TABULATED London Newspaper ,Lists Teuton. Achievements in War, A Change of Feed Works Wonder. Wrong food and drink cause a lot oi! trouble in this world. To change is first aid when a person is 411, par- ticularly from stomach and iiervous troubles: ele an illustration: A lady was brought Memel to health again by leaving off coffee (Tea is just as injueious because it contains caffeine, tho drug found in coffee) and some •articles of focal that'- dia not tigtee with her. 5118 says: "For number of years 9 setae:rad dth stomach and bowel trouble wheel kept getting were° until I was ill most of the time. About toue years ago O left off coffee elle began using Postern. My stoinach and bowele im- moved rightalerig, but 5 was eo re - ductal in fiesta and fio peewee that the Mast thing would overcome me. "Thee I changed my food and began :using (0r -Nuts in addition to Post - um. I lived on theee. two principally to about 'a month. Day by day I gained in float+ and strength until eg-the nervous erouble ' had diseppearcid, 1.feel that I owe my health to poet- • um and Geape-Nots. "Desband Was troubled., for a long time, with occasional eraulps, and slept; badly. Il1110ily 1 prevailed epee him to leave off coffee and take Pest- i:nu, After be tried Postum l'or a few thfys he ;found that he could. sleep and that his eramps disappeared. He never went beck to coffee" Name given by Canadian Posture Co., Windt so, Out, ' Posimm cornea in two forms: Postern Cereal—the:Original form—. ( must be welt bailed., 15e and, 25c e packages. lnetant Posthni—e soluble powder- ediesolvee quickly • in a cup et not ?Water, and, with creain 'and sugar, tienkes a delicious 'Ibevorage instantly. ,8 lc and e0c tine. te• 'Otis kinds are equally delicious; rime cost itbout the same per cep, `i "There's a Reason" forPosturn, —sold by Geocers, . The results of the war, so far, are sunimarized by the e Wes tininsthe eazette" mulct the headings, 'What the Germans llave Succeeded' in . Meth:vete" and "What the. Germane )(aye :Palled to Achieve" The first items are as follows• : , 1, Conquest of Belgium, including Antwerp and Zeebrugge. . 2. occepatiou orthe northern provs incee et Prance, theluding 2. ()coal/glen of Russian Roland and the effective holding up of the Russian armies. • 4, Destruction Of Serbia and alto 08 O ablishment, with the lialp of Bulgaria of 0. througli route to Constantinopl0. o. check to tee. Brieleh attempt to pierce the Dardanelles. The (liniment:hi-a of what the der• mane have failed to acbieve is as Col o e's : 1. Failed 00 crush the lereech Vithi 2. Felled 0 real the Itassiiin armies. lortilure lo everi wound Croat Britein. 4. Pavia mei Calais eatalcon. 5. Petrog,rad. eat/ Moscow are intact. 6. IiInglainfra sea power unehalceit; Berman sill:naafi:us war dies down. 7, Falle:d lo save hot colonies. 8. Palled -to stein thesure 11(11-11 1011 of seer:nue strength in nian 0118 mat- erial. Presence of Mind. "Just look at that diamond tiara," she gushed. "Isn't that dear?" "Very," said her husband, as he. glanced at the tag. • And then he called her attention to some solid tin coffee pots at 48 Gents. It Is in Ma»y Cases. "William," said the teac:het &lying the lesson in physiology, "what is the uSe of the external ear ?" 'William considered for a moment. "I think," 110 ffaid, "it is Mostly Listed to catch d irt." • aginaviis Liniment Cures C 141 Et •. V AFTER A DAY OUT DOORS You can irevent diappecH hands and lips, by using aseline Camatoratesi, (Cream rt allays all irritations of the skin. Sold it clean handy tin tubes at chemists, 'department, and general stores everywhere. Refuse substitutes. Illustrated booklet aro on reescd. CliESEBROUGH MG. CO. lsso ChalZr;o.uda'd) Montreal ADMITS U-BOAT FAILURE. German Critic Also. Says Pressure of British Fleet is Felt. In a review of the naval sitpation in the Berliner Tageblett, Captain. Posius remarks that the significance of sea potder, though triperceived by the superamial observer, in reality played many a significant role dur- ing the past year. In the North -Sea the pressure exercised by the British Fleet made itself felt in German economic life. Captain Persius claims that Ger- man IT boats during the first half of the year jeopardized British corn- mereial shipping in the North Sea, and German and Austrian U boats accomplished the hame ends in the Mediterranean during the last few months. In the Baltic, British sub- marines were able to boast of some successes. After expressing the opin- ion that the entire elimination of the submarine danger requires a decisive blow by a hostile fleet, he says:— Regarding the effectiveness of our U boats in the trade war 000 hers frequently nowadays views that'bear little resemblance to the views utter- ed a year ago. • Then, alas, hopes Were extravagant, owing to . a dis- regard of facts which the informed expert indeed observed, but which remained concealed for the laymen. Captain Persil's then gives figures purporting to be derived from good authority regarding the losses ,caused to allied shipping by submarines and mines' estimating the British losses at 5,9per cent. of the entire British merchant fleet before the war. He says:— We must, however, take into con- sideration the fresh supply of ships as the result of sedulous British in- dustry as well as of the purchase' of neutral and the seizure of enemy merchant vess ^ • - In war -vessels, also, he admits the allies have been able to fill up the gape rapidly. • HOW YOU MAY THROW RATS INFIIST PETROGRAD. Great Horde of Vicious Rodents Su prisee Residents of `City. A Migration of rats, estimated at 50,000, surprised the residents of Petrozgrad. The Customs House dis- trict and the grain 'markets of Petro- grad are iefested With innumerable rats, often of large size and great boldness. They go to. water usually in the still house of the -night in serried ranks. Watchmen whe see them get out of their way, as they attack isolated men when in numbers. There are traditions that persons Who have tried to interfere with these armies of rats have been overcome and kill- ed and eaten. Vie last migration was by day and the route led across the Nevsky pro- spect. Thousands were cut to. pieces by the electric street cars, and bands of boys arid men killed niany others. This 'daylig.ht migration was no doubt caused by the emptying of the grain bins at the grain /nark& Supplies have been distributed reontly direet- ly from the railway cars to the deal- ers and larger bakers. When the Grave Yawned for Him Sandy Goulette Took Docid's Kidney .• Pills for Bright's Disease. . Now He Catt De ,His Days Work As Well AS He Could ten Years Ago= Offers Proof Of His Statement. Old Fort' Bay, Labradore, Que.-- Feb. 14th, (Special.)—Cured • of Bright's Disease when the grave yawned before him, Sandy Goulette, an old settler here, want' all the world to know that he owes his life te'. Dodd's Kidney* Pills. "I was swollen out of shape from head to foot I was so short of brea hardly1 could speak," r. oulet states. "The doctor could do nothi eor me, The minister gave me t holy sacrament and a good old prie came and told me that I could not li much longer. "I was sick all winter and in t spring. I telegraphed two Itundr miles for two, boxes of Dodd' e Kidn Pills. I took three pills the night th .came and I got relief before mornin I took Dodd's Kidney Pills and the cured me. "If anyone doubts this statente they can write me and I will give the names of people who know me an who will youch for me. I am able do my clay's work as well now as could ten years ago." Dodd's Kidney Pills are no cure -a They simply cure the Kidneys. —0_ Wrinkles are Confeision Advancing years ttro first 'realized by the change' that becomes notieettikle in the complexion„ If you _..pay attention to the first almost, Imperermtible, 'lines, how' easy It 'is ';to 'avoid the unaightly wrinkles that merely follow.' Wrinkles aro a confession to nather Time. The• ' skin, rinta,t be 'kept firm and smooth by preper .attentIon and treatment .170/37I* is a .15111` food and wrinkle 0113561% It buildss up firm, elastic tis- sues, reinoves wrinkles 1111s out de- 5065010ns, prevents dryness of skin caused by excessive winds and restores to your complexion that iine•appearunce of freshness and youth: oUSElm Is put up in handSorrie optia bottles, and until the Drug stores in Canada are completely stocked we are IlIlIng mail orders. Accept no sub- stitute, Send 50 cents to -clay for trial bottle, sufficient tor six weeks' usa We pay Postage to any address in Canada. 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"They met in the street. "Do you remember me?" "Can't say that -I do." "Well, just ten years ago to -night Female I asked you for a match at this cor- th ner. You gave it to me. I went te home, lit the match, accidentally ,ng burned the house down, and got 145 1,000 insurance. I am glad of an st opportunity to reward you--" " "With -2" "—with another match." he ed ey Worth Trying. ey g. Grimes—"How in the world do y you get rid of your stale bread? I have to throw lots of mitie away." nt Mrs, Smarte—"There's no need for m you to do that. Why not do as t clo? d I just hide it a(vas, from the children." to Mrs. Grimes—"Hide it away from I the children? What then?" Mrs. Smarte—"Then the children 11. find it and eat up every morsel of it." t, in Delicacy. er and unlike ordinary pancakes twe really Valuable food. Because 00 their granular character they will uot disorder digestion or ferment, They may be safe- ly fed tp a babe. Roman Meal also makes most delicious porridge, game, muffins, steam puddings, bread, etc. All may be eaten hot without fear or dis- tree.% All nottrIsh better than -meat and positively relieve constipation or moneY refunded. ..A1 your grocers', 10 and 25 cents a. package. No Reason Whatever. . One man said to another—"Bu on your ipcome, are you justified mareying?" "Not at all," the oth admitted. "The girl has no money, understand?" "Not any." "An they tell me she'e got rather eel:rave- AWAY YOUR GLASSES gatit ideas?" wIlutt's the truth.' "Then, my dear fellow, what reason have you for taking this .very seti- ous step?" "Reason? 'No reason ates, then these glasses may be twining whatever. Pin in love." Dr. Jackson's Roman Meal Pan- • cakes a Digestible 41 The stam teent IS made that thousands wear eyeglasses who do not really need then!. fl you are one Of these entortUti- Jtoult eyea Instead of helping them. Thousands who wear these "whitlows" spEztx) NirxNTEn dispense with glasses If they will get the following prescription tilled at once: Round trip Winter Tourist tickets en Go to any &mitre 01500 otOre and got sale daily to California via variable MaY prove for th amselves that they cap 100101 Cle&ZIPORILIA. 823 bottle of Bon-Opto tablets; fill a two- alrezt and Kande routes. Pour fast mod- nuave bottle with warm water and drop ern trains leave Chicago daily ft'orn the In one Bon-Opto tablet. With this harm- less licluld solution bathe the eyes two to four tittles' dany, and a„;ou are Melt' to be astonished at the resillts right from the start. Many who have been told that they have astigmatism, eye• strain, eataraot, sore eyelids, weak eyes, confunctlYitis and other eve disord report wonderful henellts front the us of this prescription. Get thls mescal/ lion tilled and Use It; you may So strengthen your eyes thnt glasses will not he nece:o.nly. Thousands who are blind, or nearly so, nr who wear glasses might never have received them if theY had eared for their eyes in time, Save A Yativ ereS bcrore It is too late! Do not heceine one or these victims of neglect. leyeglasses.. Inv only like cm tones and CIVOI'Y few years they mast be chang-ed to tit the ever-inereasing weakened eon- dition, so better see if you Gam nee many othersget clear; healthy, strong most modern railway terminal in the world. Overland Limited (Extra Pare) leaves 7:00 :P.M, Los Angeles Limited —direct to Southern Caltfornia—lettves 111:00 P.M., San Promei se o Limited leaves 110:45 1,31.1., Califorrila Mail leaves 10:45 P.M. Let us help you plan an attractive trip Booklets ivin full g e Particulars mailed on application to . 01 T41,,,,,,00 r`.. A Chicago & North Western By., to Yo.he St., Toronto, On Natural Enough. • Indignint Custolner—Berber, 5011 id you drop that steaming towel o my face? Barber—Because it was too hot t ioid, sir. Had no 'Experience, Mrs. Stubbins—Do you like codfis ells, Me. ox ? The Now Lodger—I don't know, Mrs. Stubbies. I never attended any. STORMY WEATHER HARD ON 13A13 • Jeanie Ate Both. • "Jeanie," said a mother to her four-year-old daughter, "did you peel your apple before eating it, as I told you to?" "Yes, mamma," was the reply. "And what did you do with the peelings?" she was asked. "Oh," an- swered the child, "I ate that after- wards." a t. • Fairville, Sept. 30, 1902.i n Rtinard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,—We wish to Inform you o that We consider your MINARD'S LINIMENT a very supegior article, and we use it as a sure relief £or sore throat and chest. When I ten you h I would not be without 01 10 the price Wart one dollar a bottle, I Moan it. Yeers truly, CHAS. la TILTON not fill this prescription, send $1 to tho Valmns Drtfrf Cm, Toronto, for e corn- D Y hiete Iton-Opto Home 'fireattnent outfit— tablets atul all, The stormy, blustery weather which we have during FebrertrY and March is extrezeely hard on thildren, don ditione make it oceseary for the nether to keep them in the hoese They are often confined to over -heat- ed, badly ventilated rooms- aed catth colds Which recite their whole system. To vent against this a box of Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in the house and an occasional dose given the baby to keep his stomach and bowels working regularly, This will ea fail to break up colds and keep the health of the baby in good condition till the brighter deys come along. The Tablets are sold- by medicine dealers or by Mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont, Ehidently. "Hove goes if, neighbor?" "011, I've a painin my head, My • stomach is troubling meet heart is weak and my nerves are in bad shape—and I don't feel well." Not ,Going. "Johnny, hUrr5;-11p and get seedy to go to .school, or you'll be too late." "I ain't goine mother." "Not going! Why not?" "I've struck." "Steuck I What do you Mean by that?" "Why, didn't pa read in the.paper last night about persons eteilcine and said it was reght for the oppressed to strike?" "Arid I hope you don't call youreele oppeessed, do you?" "Of course 0 tim. 'If a fellow doesn't want 16 go to school, and his, mothee makes him, go, inn% he oppressed?" "So you, have struck, have you? Well, Pe see te I can strike too." --And just as soon as Johnny saw his mother :reaching foe the strap his first strike came to an end, for 'he darted out of the house, and was down at the scholid-hoese in a twinklime Ever Tried It? Auntie—Well, Tommy, what have you learnt in school to -day? Tommy -44w to whisper without' moving the lips. 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