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The Clinton News Record, 1919-10-16, Page 7Contort Gyp is n y PIMOritil tilnnlISer. • It Used for oleaningup the oldest fled hardest dirt, grease, ate- aetfert Ma 14 fine for making sinkak rahu and 010000 sweet and eleen, Contort Lya Kills rats, Woo, reaohes' and hetet fleets. Comfort lys. will do the herdest spring oenIng you've got- Cottlfdrt Lys is good for making soap. It•spowdered,perfutnea and 100% pure. JEFFERY I-IA.LE'S IIO$P1TA.I., wi Owing tO inCreasing tho nursing staff TWO USEFUL lizEtt P.Q. ' of the JefDH fery ate's ospital, Quebec, there are some vacancies for Probation- 1VIODELS ere. Young ladies possessing a good ' general OdUCatiOn and WiSnli; to enter ,, .1 a first.eless registered training school - please apply to the Lady Superintendent. "Mimes Consumption." Only within the last few years has it conte to be known that the so-called "miner's coasumption,P ' a cause—of greatmortality among workers un- derground, is not tuberculosis at all. Of course, miners are liable to. tubercular disease like other folks, but the malady here, referred to is caused by breathing air that is laden with rock dust. This dust, taken into the lungs, lodges in the cellular structuye of those organs, which after a while may become literally mineralized to a Mile extent. They are no longer able lo" do their work properly; the suf- ferer, coughs constantly and painfully, and he may die The cause of the trouble having been ascertained, means are now — taken in all well-managed mines to clear the rock dust out at the air with sprays of water. With the Fingers! ° . Says Corns Lift Out a Without Any Pain: Sore corns, hard corns soft corns or any kind of a corn can shortly be, lifted right out with the fingers if you will apply directly upon the corn a few drops of freezone, says a Cincinnati authority, It is clainied that at small cost ono can get a quarter of an ounce of -free- ' zone at any drug store, which is sutli- cient to rid one'e feet of every corn or callus -without pain or soreness or the danger of infection. _• Thi d nth/ drug is an ether, compound, and while sticky, dries the moment it Isapplied and does not inflame or even irritate the surrounding tissue. - • This announcement will interest many women here, for it is said that the present high -heel footwear is put. ting corns on practically every woman's feet. • Poor -Adolphus, "Oh, Adolphus, your birthday pre- sent was so lovely!" gualked the young man's fiancee, as they snuggled on the sofa. "And you left the price -ticket on. You skouldn't have spent so much as $35, you extravagant boy!" "How careless of me!" exclaimed Adolphus, glad that the faint light hid his beaming face. "And I see you bought it at Smith- er's" went on the charmer. "I—I wonder if you'd mind thaking it back and changing it for one of those $25 bracelets they have there?" And half an hour later the young man was still kicking himself for his snfartness in baying a $10 brooch and putting a 585 label on it. gelid • 8728 No. 9036—Boy's Suit. Price, 20 cents. Knee trousers. In $ sizes, 2 to 6 years, Size 4, blouse, 1% yds. 27 ins. wide; collar, trousers, 1% yds. 27 ins. wide; one material, long or short sleeves,. 214 yds. 27 ins. wide. No. 8728—Girl's Dress. Price, 20 cents. To be slipped on over the head; straight pleated skirt buttoned to blouse, or with bloomer, suitable for gymnasium. Cut in 6 sizes, 4, 8, 8, 10, 12 and 14 years. Size 8, blouse with or without yoke, 1% yds. 32 in.a wide, or 1% yds. 36 ins, wide; skirt, 'TA yd. 50 ins. wide; bloomers, 114 yds. 36 ins. wide, or 1% yds. 50 ins, wide. These patterns may be obtained from yetis? local McCall dealer, or from the McCall Go,, 70 13ond St., Toronto, Dept. W. RHEUMATIt PEOPLE • Tipperraoherra.. At Oehool we are tatIght that King' , George 10 ruler over 'the whole iThfl vire of o indfts. There 10, however, a Can Oiily Find Relief by gulch, strip of land situated in Asoam, about log the Blood, twenty miles from $knith Bylbet, over whiell Great Britain has no. derainion, Rheumatism la disorder of the Mood' 1"ta°3c( 14001" when 't11111018.ulat3tilvlis)1T111'cirstlittivils1 blood ie, -overebarged with acid foul an,y of them in Die earrounding impurities, Mao oettIng 01) inflarnnia- Wets got Into trouble with their ea. 818- thin in the muscles and Joints, Wet weather or cold wrmiliqn autumn ,Itiba 01' InninSallibS, they Straight may start the tortures of rheumatism, !for t1115 tract Rf land' until the trouble but is not the eause. The cause is ill 'WO" over. the blood and tho 1)lood 001$7, Victims pittteneenu.ligitone;IlutIltaunIptillieelilr.ostelitauw.0 of this malady have every reason to fear the first deli ache in the limbs cleaner, ancl have a better idea of eon and Joints, followed by sharp pains fort, They build their huts In the through the flesh and .mitoeles; these 1);11,80tet(tnhfiet.ilivietrolcirlIllic.igaensi,)pon piles, to are the symptoms 01 poison in the Rather silent arid sturdily built, they blood • whieh May abortly leave the think nothing of walking forty miles Esau Wood and His Wood Saw. You can do queer things with the English language-. Care is a puzzler; It is easy enough to read it, but have it read aloud to you and see what you make of it. Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood . Esau saw to saw- Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And o11, the wood saw with which Wood veld saw wood! But one day Wood's wood saw would saw no wood, and.thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood saw would saw weed. Nov, .Wood would saw wood with a wood saw that would saw wood, so Esau stought a saw that would. saw wood. One day Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood saws Wood ever saw savi wood Wood never saw 2,500,060 .Childien Lost to Germany. a wood saw that would saw wood as Professor Emil Abderhalden, the noted psychologist, says tlmt Ger- • maty's deficit in children since 1914 was 2,500,000, and children 'Mortality has continued to increase. During the war Professor Abderhalden devoted much of his time to sending aubercular children to neutral countries, chiefrY Switzerland, but the drop in the -value of the German mark precluded the carrying out of the enterprise on the scale required by the state of juvenile health in Germany. kr. What is Rank, Anyhow? Rebecca, age eight, was very lifted of her father's rank as a first lieuten ant, and grew quite indignant when a • neighbor boy called him "Captain," according to an exchange. "I'll have you understand that my 'daddy is not a captain," she said. "Hd's a-lieutemint." • "Oh, it doesn't matter," replied the boy; "he is an officer." "Indeed he is not an officer," she pro- teeted. "Yes, clear, a lieutenant' is an offi- cer," interrupted Rebec'ea's,„mother. "Well," persisted Rebecca, still de- termined to maintain her daddy's didnity at all cost, "he's not much of an officer." • victim painracked and helPless, There is,eahr em,..way-10 01100 rhea. to the neareot bazaar and beck to do their marketing, carrying fish. strtUlg matism, and that is 'through the blood. a elicit over their shotthler, and Liniments, hot applicatioes, and rab- 0t11lieir other Purchases ln a basket on bing may give temporary ease, bat eannot possibly root tile' trouble out othe head:g They dress in a short drapery, lea), tile system, That can only lie cloim by pthienirtiephi,LeclacbiluotoadiywhillicalliceDr. TWilltisliarlialwe' [111.110gpt0111°SethwgitIT4CtiliteltsrlliTill..o, aTnhde ynnall; Ye /lighter in color. than the ordinary blood drives out the POISOnonS FLOM native, and UM men wear their black, and impurities, and the rheumatism • hair hanglag to the shoulders disappears. If you are 11 sufferer from with colored quills Stnelt Orel' one ear, this painful malady begin uring, your - somewhat after the manner of the self to-daY by the use of Dr. Williams' PinlePills,...and see how soon the pains Redskin, White people all) a source Or great and stiffness of the joints fade away, Interest to them, and the Women and leaving behind new energy and new. , hutches (children) form a ring rotind health. • " You can got Dr. Williams! Pink Pills thein, exbIniagiag many glances and from any medicine dealer or by, mail words of curiosity. at 50 cents a ]ox or six boxes for 4. 1 $2.50, from The Dr. 'Williams' .Medi- . ...... eine Co., Brockville, Ont, • "Preserved Salmon, Esq." In one of the LI S.A.'s busiest thoroughfares there is said to be a sign which reads, "Coal and Wood, Dealers in Wood and Coal!" ,And in America generally there is a kind of realessness in the matter of narnes which outshines any sort of record in this country. For instance, a Philadelphia lawyer is named Shellam, and another famous barrister of that city is named Honest - man! The mayor of an Ontario town a few years back was honored by a visit from tho Canadian Premier in his capacity of Minister of Trade and Commerce, He curiously enough signalized the occasion by naming twins, with which Ms wife had just presented hiM, "Trade" and "Com- merce" respectively! A lady in Massachusetts, who re- joiced in the cognomen of Bullock, had the Christian name, "Pregerved." Likewise, a well-to-do Jersey mer- chant bore the name, "Preserved Sahnoni" , Moreover, it is said that baptismal registers show the following peculiar names; Christmas Carroll, Mineral Waters, Orange Lemon, Wild Rose,' Jubilee Gosling, Laughing', Waters, Boadicea Basher, and Maggie Going! • In Lancashire there are reported to be many quaint Hames on the regis- ters, and a few are worthy of repeti- tion: Bill Teacack, Rhubarb Jack, Toffee Tongue, Harry Mechanic, and Squint- ing Tommy, the wood saw Wood saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood saw that would saw as the wood oaw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood, Oh, the wood the wood saw Wood saw would saw! ` Oh, the wood Wood's woodshed would shod when Wood would saw wood .with the wood saw Wood mei saw wood! Finally, no Man knows how much •wood the wood saw Wood saw would saw, if the wood saw Wocid saw would saw all the wood the wood SSAV Wood saw 'would saw. -- Transparent. The teacher had explained to the class that all bodies through which we can see are pellucid or transpar- ent. "Now, be said to 'tonuny Todd; "can you mention any transparent ob- ject?" Tommy, beaming with delight, • re- plied: "Yes, sir. A keyhole and a (train -pipe," ,I,MrawrnIorwm•ewara....w.• —fryglargittergifillingfir .-Taataiiiiaamo a 9111111101 Certainly A Fine Flvor But More Than That A. Building Food for Body and 3rain ; r.rii'" "ere s R " eaSOZ2 .1 I XL INF A. 1.11111LJ JI A11110110 "SYRUP OF FIGS" CHILD'S LAXATIVE Look at tongue!t. Remove poi- sons from little—stomach, liver and bowels S. O. S. - If Constipated, Bilious or Headachy,otake • • "Cascarets" • ..... e•••10"11.111.......••• ...... ck -headache, biliousness, coated tongue, or sour, galsy.stoinach—a - ways trace this to torpid liver; de- layed, fermenting food in the bowels. Poisonous matter clogged in the in- testines, instead of being cast out of the system is re -absorbed into the blood. When this poison reaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con- gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick- ening headache. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, remove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons in the bowels. A Cascaret to.uight will surely straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep. .)-- Woman's,Chance of Marriage. A' woman's chance of- marriage is greatest between the ages of 20 and 25 years, when 52 Per cont. of the mar- riages take place. "A weak man's points are usually parts of his strong ones, if he is lucky enough to have any. Sensitiveness is an element or counterpart of sym- pathy, either in a public man Or any- body else; iealower of strength. Re- serve, again, is an element of Pride, and pride of the right ,sort is -a tower Strength."—John Morley. "Accept "California" Syrup of Pigs only—look for the mune California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harmless laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels, Child- ren love its delicious, fruity taste. P1111 directions for child's dose on each bottle. Give it without fear. • Mother! You must say "California," — New British Field Marshals. With the award of batons to Gener- als Plumer and Allenby there are noW a round dozen. 01. British Field -Mar- shals, of whom seven—Haig, Egertop, the Bimperor of Japan, Wilson, Foch, Plumer and Allenby—have been made during the war. Lord French, ot course, received his baton the year be- fore the war broke out. The senior Field -Marshal le the Duke of Con- naught, promoted in 1902, and the.EM- peror of Japan 0.118 Marshal Foch are the only foreigners on the roll. It is believed that the King of the Belgians -wili shortly be added to the rim:. Tho King of Spain inay also 111 due course receive the honor. At present he is the senior General of the British Army, The latest appointments have been received with general approval. General Plumer, the veteran Of the British Generals cannmands the affec- tion and admiration of the Whole Army, and General Allenby's wonder- ful work in the Bast merits every re- cognition it can receive, Born on the 13th, The unlucky Tommy in Russia was tallhtg ills troubles to a sympathetic, friend. "No leave, no letters, no blinking Blighty, tio hick at all!" "Never mind; you'll soon be dead." "Yes," said. tho unlucky one, "end if I was (load now, and on my way to IleaVen, I'11 bet I'd be brought down by anti-aircraft:" Minarafo tiatintOat 011080 baadbnit Bear Island, Aug. 26, 1903. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,—Your traveler is here to -day and we are getting a large quantity of your MINARD'S 'We find it the best Liniment on the market, making no exception. We haye been in business 13 years and have handled all kinds, but have dropped them all but yours; that sells itself; the others have to be pushed to get rid of. W. A. HAGDRMAN. 1,1410).11IDE.i.001LDREN, . . !t01:1UTURN. COLDS The Fall is the moot seitere 8e138011 of Um year tor colde—one day is Warn), the next 13 -wet and' cold and unless the mother 18 on her guard the little ones are seised with colds that may hang on. all 'whiter, Baby's Own Tab. lets are mothers' best friend in pro. venting or benifthing colds, They aet as a gentle laxo.tive, ikeeplog the bowels and stomach free and sweet. An occasional dose will prevent colds or if it does come on suddenly the prompt use of the Tablets will quickly relieve it. • The Tablets, are sold by medicine dealers or by 011811 at 26 cents e box from The Do, Williams' Medicine Co. Brockville, Oat, • A eurious butterfly exists in India, The male has the left wing yellow and the right wing red; the female has these eolors„reversed. Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, ate, Do not put 100 11111117 stacks in the same yard, The more stacks in a yard the bigger your wager that they will not be destroyed by fire. % INTEREST PAYABLE HALF YEARLY Allowed on money left' with us" for - from three to 'ten years, Write for Booklet, The Great West Permanent Loan Company. Toronto Office 20 King St. Weat, STORM n.ptDo..,,c411,. ..a 5zEs&D00r openitik Fitted with elm. Safe de. livery guaranteed. Write far Price Lig (LI Cut fuel bill. lame The HALL)DAY COMPANY, Limited liAmILTON FACT011Y DISTRIBUTO. CANADA 00at2nlatiOnS and Prize List of BULBS Pont upon request EGARDENLAW R G'D. 4 H.osnital St. - - Montreal Distributors of Durpee's Seeds • Dept. W-1, A woman came up to. the paying teller's window at a bank the other day with a cheque for forty dollars which she wished to cash. The teller glanced at the cheque, and, fingering his bills, asked in his pleasantest tones: "What denomination, madam?" "Lutheran," replied the woman; "what are you?" MONEY ORDERS. Dominion Express Money Orders are en sale in five thousand offices throughout Canada, A Ten usually requires considerable food for the first two or three weeks before she begins to lay. Minaret's Liniment for sale everywhere. Microbes are never found on gold coins, while paper money is en ideal home for theni. The reason is that gold acts as a bactericide, f9 All grades. 7/rite for prices: TORONTO SALT WORKS G. J. CLIFF • - TORONTO A' limited sweaty' of High -Grade Mill Ende tor', selectmen. &moles Free' \\1504.1140' America's Pioneer Dog Denteclioil Book on DO DISEASES and I6000 to read Mailed Feet to any Ad - 0.0506 ny the Authar, It. Way Clover 118 Wast„Sist Street New y,prk, SINCEtii870 f •.;,„,.,.7 IIIL 30 gc81;1COUG:616 ISSUL, No, 42—'10. ACHES AND -PAINS QUICKLY RELIEVED You'll find Sloan's Liniment softens the severe rheumatic ache Put it on freely. Don't rub it in. Just let it penetrate naturally. What a sense of soothing relief soon follows! External aches, stiffness, soreness, cramped muscles, strained sinews, back "cricks"—those ailments can't fight off the relieving qualities of Sloan's Liniment. Clean, convenient, economical, Made ,in „Canada, 35c, 70c, 81.40- Cutieura Helps Clear Away Dandruff and Irritation . On retiring, comb Mahan out straight, then make a parting, gently rubbing in Cutioura Ointment with the end of the finger. Anoint additional partings until the whole scalp has been treated. Place a light covering over the hair to protect the pillow from possible stain,. The next morning shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hot water, using plenty of soap, best applied with the hands. Rinse in tepid water, Repeat in two weeks if needed. CuticUra Soap, Ointment and Talcum 25c. each plus Canadian duties. 11)116 88111111 auttte4good Is 'better than Ike matt .rnagniitivent promises of ha:. possibilttleo,--Macaulay. MineVel'S ZdsUsuQnb nelievos Denralgis. A single ihouglIt Q1 thankfulaess to ITeaven its the most perfoot prayer,— Loosing, Assessment System Whole Family him:moot. The onus, furnishes jnifurancie to Its Irialnbal'a (Mall 0 CIOVEatilnant Stand- 0. 0 1) rat 10 tel,' Sick11 Funeral Benefits are also given if desired. The Juvenile Department furnishes the best,possible insurance benelits 10 the children 01! 0i' adult members. The 0011er has already paid 0051, MO.^ 000.00 III Stele and Funeral Benelite, and nearly Seven Millions of Dollars In In- 80604n0t 00ouncils In Canada. If there Is not ono in your locality there should he, F82 full Information write to any of the following Officers: E. Is Davidson. W..F, Montague, Grand Councillor "rtcete!der W. 15'. Gampbell, 3, Dilgn. Grand Med, EX. ''''.udAWFL11101/' ONTARIO rou „ 'PTlowf.m.A.Pna, WaNKIAX, Ailtutas OpPOrtUnity, Writs MO; T, WiIpo,t Puelisiklag 70 lidelahle St W Toronto, " • IOLL.nooipi;go 0 0 15,141job Tatham, plant in leastern Lontarlo• Insurance carried 41401 W111 go for 51,000' on quick sale, Box 03. Wilson Publishing Co., Ltd., Toronto. 74.0.411T. A RIO YUIT AMitiTIGUS7 rou • 09Sire advuneement in any sittlatien 01 life, Mental errielenoy Is What will bring you sueoess. The Petition System of Mind and ;Memory Training develops latent powers with wontierfUl results. Yet it requires but spore liniments 00 study and mental exercise. It matters not where you live for the 000118 is oon- quete,,,i by man—hy comidential corres- poridence. Your request for free book- let. "Mind and Memory," will bring Ibis and all particulars by return mail. Write today, Putman Institute. 706 !remote J31dg., Toronto. ignie.exasaNDOES, VIIRSP131---9!HIll HOSPITAL FOR IN- 4ClURAI3LEN, in affiliation With Bellevue and Allied Hospitals, Now 'York, offers a (mum or training to young wo- Men desiring to become nurses; this hes- Wel has now adopted the eight hour system, For salary and other infortna- Lion apply 1.0 Superintendent, 110 Dann Avenue, Toronto. • UNDER. TIMIORS, LUMPS, lIffa. Internal and 8:eternal, cured without pain by our home treatment. Write ttil before too late, Dr. Beaman Medical Co., Limited. Collingwood. Ont. DISEASE AMONG HORSES—THE ANSWER IS Spohn's Distempertompon , 0 z If) R c Wherever there 1 contagious disease among horses 8F01117,8 is the solution of all trouble. EIPOIRES Is valuable 'in all eases of Distompez Pink Eye, rtifinonza Coughs and Colds. A few drops a day will protect yol horse exposed to disease, Regular doses throe times a de will net marvelously on your 110108 actually siok. Buy of your druggist. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., GOSHEN, IND., U. S. A. 50, Amwm- OVEROGNIES CILIELLg EN GO MINUTES If four horse line a cough or cold, or is feverish, give It Dr. Pi. Oloniers Distemper Remedy lgi7vIet,01 11 81055017 derful remedy iv I I I overcome (Mills in from 00 (0 50 minutes in 8 horse or any other stock at a cost of 1050.15111,11 10 cents. It thug prevents rarLtterogTu ' i'nrOlnbliels1, etd, 51 works (Wield and list- tr t a it taiY^ t ing 0 se in the World, leaving 110 at torrhath of wealcnoss, Swollen Willis or blindtiesS. This remedy is vitOrtli itis weight 111 gold to /Thinners bodause ft has no actual fOr neellinating horses. It is limo a perfect cure for 1411111 Fever in cows and Beg Cholera in swine, PRICE 60c. Sig Animal Medical book Free. 'DR. A. C. DANIELS COMI-IANY CIAZTAZ).A. 102ZIXTMD '<Nowt:1-mq - QUEDEO The clothes you were so proud of when new—can be made to appear new again. Fabrics that are dirty, shabby or spotted will be restord to their former beauty by sending them to Parker's. Cleariln rad DRI is properly done et PARKER'S Parcels may be sent Post •or Express. We 'say carriage one way' on all orders. Advice upon cleping or dyeing any article will be promptly given upon request. PARKER'S BYE WORK LETateE • Cleaners and Dyers, 791 Yonge St. Toronto ONLY TABLETS MARKED "BAYER" ARE ASPIRIN, Not Aspirin at All without the "Bayer cross", The name "Bayer" on Aspirin is of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" which like Sterling on silver. It positively contains proper directions for Colds, identifies the only genuine Aspirin,— Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neu - the Aspirin prescribed by physicians ralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neuri- f or over nineteen years and now tis, Joint Pains, and Pain generally. made in Canada. Tin boxes of 12 tablets coat but Always buy au unbroken package a few cents. Larger "Bayer" packages. There is only one Aspirin—"Bayer"—You must say "Bayer" Aspirin Is the trade mark (registered In Canada) of Bayer Manufacture of Mono. aeotleaoldostor of Salicylleacid, White it is well known that Aspirin means Boyer manufacture, to aesist tho public, agatnet imitations, the Tablets of Mayor CoMPlallf will be stamped with their general trade mark, the "13ayer Cross." The Syr p for Pancakes A golden stream of Crown Brand Corn Syrup is the most delicious touch you can give to Pancakes! In the Kitchen, there is a constant call for Crown Brand Corn Syrup for making puddings, candies, cakes, etc. Sad the day whom ypz.,, are too big to cnioy svze of bread spread thick with Crown Brand! Could that day ever come? Ward it off! Grace your table daily with a generous jug of Crown Brand Corn Syrup, ready for the dozen desserts and dishes it will truly "crown". 106 • .s, TRIP - Sold by Grocers everywhere—in 2, 5, 10, and 20 pound tins: The Canada C�. Limited Montreali 11, 0