HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News Record, 1919-6-12, Page 3SYNOPSIS OF ALLIED PEACE
TERMS PRESENTED TO AUSTRIA
A deepetell from St,: Germain
.eays;--Aar epitomic/ of the Allied
peace terms presented to Austria on
..June 2 follows',.
Austria must accept the covenant
'of the league of nations and the labor
•charter.
She must renounce all her extra
European rights,
Austria must recognize the emu',
plete independence of Hungary.
She must demobilize all her naval
and aerial forces,
Entire Austro-IIIungarian navy to
be, surrendered to the Allies.
Twenty-one specified auxiliary
'cruisers 'to. be disarmed and treated
as merchantmen,
All warships, including submarines,
under construction shall be broken
IV and may only be used for indi-
vidual purposes.
All 'naval arms and materials must
be surrendered,
Future use of submarines prohibit-
ed.
Military clauses are reserved.
Boundaries of Boh.elnia and Mor-
avia ,to `form boundary between Aus-
tria end CLeeho-Slovakia, with minor
rectifications,
Allies later to fix southern bound-
ary (referring to Jugo-Slavia).
Eastern boundary, leaves Marburg
and Radkersburg to Jugo-Slavia.
Western .and northwestern fron-
tiers (facing Bavaria and 'Switzer-
land) unchanged.
Austria must recognize independ-
ence of Czecho-Slovakia and Jugo-
Sla.wia.
Austria is recognized as an Inde-
pendent republic, under the name of
Republic of'Austria.
Austria must recognize frontiers
of Bulgaria, Greece, Hungary, Poland
Rumania, Czecho-Slovakia and Jugo-
Slevia as at present or ultimately de-
termined.
J3oundariee of Austria, Csoeltn.
Slevekia and Jugo-SlaVie to be final-
ly fixed by a mixed commission.
Czocho-Slovakia and Jugoa•Slavia
must agree to proteet rectal, 'religi-
ous and linguistle minorities,
• Sections dealing with ver prison-
ers and graves are identical with
German treaty,
Guarantees of exeoution of treaty
eorreepoud to those in German pact.
Austrian, nationals guilty of violat-
ing international, laws of war to ,be
tried by, Allies,
Austria must' accept economic 'con-
ditions and freedom of transit simi-
lar to those in German treaty,
Both new Slav nations and Roum-
ania must assure freedom of transit
and equitable treatment of foreign
commerce.
Austria must reilognize full inde-
pendence of all territories formerly
a part of Russia.
Brest -Litovsk treaty is annulled.
All treaties with Russian elements
concluded since revolution annulled.
Allies reserve right ;of restitution
for Russia from Austria.
Austria must consent to abrogation
of treaties of 1839 establishing Bel-
gian neutrality,
Austria must agree to new Belgian
boundaries as fixed by Allies.
Sim,iler provision's with respect to
neutrality and boundr.ries of Luxeni-
burg.
Austria must accept Allied dispo-
sition of any Austrian rights in Tur-
key and Bulgaria.
She must accept Alliedarrange-
ment with Germany regarding Schles-
wig Holstein.
Austrian nationals of all races,
languages and religions equal before
the law.
Clauses. affecting Egypt, rilorocco,
Siam and China identical with Ger-
man treaty.
Markets of the World
Breadstuffs.
Toronto, June 10. -Man. -wheat-
No. 1 Northern, $2,24%; No. 2 Nor-
thern, $2.21%; No. 3 Northern,
12.17%; No. 4 wheat, $2.11%, in store
Fort William.
American corn -Nominal.
Ontario oats -No. 3 white, 78 to
79c, according to freights outside.
Ontario -wheat-No. 1 Winter, per
car lot, $2.14 to $2.20; No 2 do, 32.11
to $2.1.9; No. 3 do, $2.07 to $2.15 f.o.
b„ shipping points, accoading to
freights.
Ontario wheat -No, 1 Spring, $2.09
to $2.17 No. 2 do, $2.06 to $2.14; No.
3 do, $2.02 to $2.10, f.o.b., shipping
points, according to freights.
Peas -No. 2 nominal.
Barley -Malting, $1.28 to $1.32,
nominal.
Buckwheat --No. 2 nominal.
Rye -No. 2 nominal.
Manitoba flour -Government stan-
dard, $11, Toronto.
Ontario flour -Government stan-
dard, $11, in jute bags, Toronto and
Montreal, prompt shipment.
Millfeed-Car lots delivered, Mon-
treal freights, bags included. Bran,
342 per ton; shorts, $44 per ton; good
feed flour, $2.80 per bag.
Hay -No. 1, $32 to $35 per ton;
mixed, $20 to $24 per ton, track To-
ronto.
Straw -Car lots, $10 to $11 per ton
track, Toronto.
Country Produce -Wholesale.
Live poultry -Spring chickens, 50c;
roosters, 25c; fowl, 32 to 36e; duckl-
ings, Ib., 35e; turkeys, 30c.
Wholesalers are selling td the re-
tail trade at the following prices:
Cheese -New, large, 33 to Wig;
twins, 33% to 34e; triplets, 32% to
33e; Stilton, 34 to 35c.
Butter -Fresh dairy, choice, 47 to
48c; creamery, prints, 54 to 56c.
Margarine -35 to 38c.
Eggs -New laid, 51 to 52c; new
laid in cartons, 54 to 55c.
Dressed poultry -Spring chickens,
60 to 70c; roosters, 28 to 80e; fowl,
37 to 38e; turkeys, 40 to 45c; duckl-
ings, Ib., 35 to 38c; squabs, dos., 37;
geese, 23 to 30c,
Live poultry -Spring chickens, 50
to 55c; fowl, 36 to 38e.
Potatoes -Ontario, f.o.b., track, To-
ronto, car lots, 32; on track outside,
$1.90.
Beans -Canadian, hand-picked, bus,
$4.25 to 34.50; primes, 33 to g$3.25;
Imported, hand-picked, Burma or In-
dian, 33.25; Limas, 12c.
Honey -Extracted clover, 5 lb.
ins, 25 to 26c ib.; 10 lb. tins, 24% to
25e; GO ]b. tins, 24 to 25c; buckwheat,
GO lb. tins, 19 to 20c; comb: 16 oz.,
$4.50 to •35 doz; 10 oz., 33.50 to 34'
doz.
Maple products -Syrup, per imper-
ial
periallgallons, 432.355 to $to $2,40; sugar,
lb., 27c.
Provisions -Wholesale.
Smoked meats -Hams, med., 44 to
46; do, heavy, 39 to 40; cooked, 57
to 59c; rolls, 35 to 36c; breakfast
bacon 47 to 50c; backs, plain, 50 to
Butter, -Dairy, tubs and rolls, 3e 51e; boneless, 55 to 57e; clear bellies,
to 40e; prints, 40 to 42e. Creamery, 83 to 35c.
fresh made solids, 511/% to 521%;
prints, 52 to 53c.
Eggs -New laid, 45 to 46c.
Dressed poultry -Spring chickens,
GOc: roosters, 25c; fowl,•,,32 to 35e;
ducklings, 32c; turkeys, 35 to 40e;
squabs, doz., $6. ,
Cured meats -Long clear bacon,
32 to 33c; clear bellies, 31 to 32c. I
Lard -Pure, tierces, 35 to 35%e;
tubs 35%% to 36e; pails, 35% to 36%e;
prints, 361, to 37c. Compound tier es,
28 to 2S%c; tubs, 29 to 29%c; pails,'
291/.1 to 29%c; prints, 30 to 30%c.
CUT DOWN THAT TREE.
Once upon a Time a Certain Man rad a Garden. In the center of the uarcen he planted a Tree. The Tree
grew Year by Year until its roots Spread to each Corner of the Garden. The Roots of the Tree Sapped all Life
out of the Soil, Then the Man woke up to the Fact that he Must Cut Down the Tree. The Mall Order Habit,
like a Deadly tree, has Fastened its Roots on our Community Life and is robbing Us of Thousands of Dollars
each Year, Year by Year we have cultivated this Habit until we are now Face to Face with the growth that is
holding back Our community, We mu at STOP the Growth of this Habit by Cutting it Out,
Montreal Markets.
Montreal, June 10. -Oats, extra
No. 1 feed, 90%c. Flour, new stan-
dard grade, 311 to 311.10. Rolled
oats, bag, 90 lbs., 34.10 to 34.25.
Bran, $42.50 to 343. Shorts, $44.50 to
345. Hay, No. 2, per ton, car lots,
338 to 340. Cheese, finest easterns•,
30%c; butter, choicest creamery,
54% to 55c. Eggs, fresh, 52 to 53e;
do, selected, 55 to 5Gc; do, No. 2
stock, 49 to 50e; potatoes, per bag,
car lots, $1.90 to $2; dressed hogs,
abattoir killed, $31 to $31.50; lard,
pure, wood pails, 20 lbs. net, 37c.
Live Stock Market.
Toronto, June 10. -Heavy steers,
$13.50 to $13.75; choice butchers'
steers, $13 to 313.25; butchers' cattle,
choice, 312.50 to 313• do, good, 311.75
to 312; do, med., $11 to 311.25; do,
con., $9 to 39.50; bulls, choice, 310.75
to 311; do, need., 310 to 310.25; do,'
rough, 38 to 38.25; butchers' cows,
choice, $11,25 to 311.50; do, good, 310
to $10.25; do, nied., 39 to 39.50; do,
con., 37.50 to 38; stockers, 38.75 to
$11.75; feeders, $12.50 to 313.50;
canners and cutters, $4 to $5.50; milk-
ers good to choice, $90 to; co,
:SUMMARY OF CHANGES I. $16n t
con, and sued., $Gb to $76; springers,
$90 to , ; ng ewes, to
CANADA'S SYSTEM . OF t.A A` ION 3160 1` ht $12 50 $13
yearlings, 312 to $14; choice lambs,
• 312 to
15; calves, good torng choice, $1labs5 to 317:
hogs, fed and watered, 321.25; do,
weighed off cars, $21.50; do, f.o.b.,
$20.25.'
Montreal, June 10. -Choice steevs,
$12.50 to $14.50; lower:grad(es to
310.50; choice butchers' cattle, 310 to
$12; milk -fed calves, 36 to $12.50,
LESS THAN 80,000
CANADIANS TO COME
A. despatch from London says: -
There are less than 80,000 Canadians
now awaiting repatriation. Over
54,000 sailed during Mall.
The last units of the Fourth Di-
vision sailed on the Olympic on Fri-
day.
About 2,500 Canadians, consisting
of the hospital staff, remain in
I"rance.
Abolition of customs war tax five
per cent. on British goods.
Abolition of customs war tax seven
and a half per cent. on foodstuffs,
clothing, boots and shoes, hides, skins,
leather, harness and saddlery, Agri-
cultural implements, petroleum oils,
mining machinery and bituminous
coal.
• Coffee duty reduced five cents per
p0und. •
Tea from Empire reduced three
cents per pound.
Free wheat and potatoes confirmed
by statute.
Agricultural implement duties re-
duced approximately to the scale of
the reciprocity pact, as follows: Prom
271/% to 15 per cent. on cultivators,
harrows, horse rakes, seed drills,
manure spreaders, and weeders, and
from 27% to 17% on ploughs, wind-
mills, portable engines, and traction
engines for farm purposes,* horse
powers and threshing machines and
appliances,
On hayloaders, potato -diggers, fod-
der or feed -Cutters, grain -crushers.
fanning -mills, hay tedders, snaitha and
other agricultural implements the re.
soltitions will provide for a total re-
' duction in the rate from 321/4 per
cent. to 20 per cent, and a similar
reduction on farm wagons.
Cement reduced to eight cents per
100 pounds.
Business profits tax continued, for
this year.
Corporations pay ten per cent. on
profits in excess of 32,000.
Income tax increased to United
States rates: The normal rate of four
per cent. be levied upon all incomes
exceeding one thousand dollars, but
not exceeding six thousand dollars in
the case of unmarried persons and
widows or widowers without depend-
ents, and upon all income exceeding
two thousand dollars, but not exceed-
ing six thousand in the case of all
other persons, '
A normal tax of 8 per cent. upon all
incomes exceeding. six thousand dol-
lars. The surtax commences from
five thousand dollars instead of from
six thousand dollars, as at present,
and increases by graduation, applying
firstly to income between five thou-
sand dollars and six thousand dollars
and to every two thousand dollars be-
tween six thousand dollars and one
hundred thousand dollars, Upon in-
comes lin excess of one hundred thou-
sand dollars materially Meru:sod
rates are levied.
Better For Her.
"How's your husband getting along,
Mrs. Fogarty?"
"Well, sometimes he's better an'
sometimes he's worse, but from the
way he growls an' takes on whin he's
better, Oi think he's better whin he's
worse." '
You give up your liberty to him to
whom you tell your secrets,
NEWS FROM ENGLAND
BRITAIN WILL PCH 4,E ALL
AVAILABLE CANADIAN FOODST 'ES
British Food Controller Has Already Arranged For the Import
of Bacon, Butter and Lard -Big Demand For Cheese.
A despatch from London says: -
Negotiations are now in progress be-
tween Britain and Canada for' the
supply of all available foodstuffs to
the former. High as are prices in
Canada at the present, it is on ar-
rangements with her and her sister
Dominions that the Mother Country
is pinning her hope of cheaper food
prices, now -0 that control ' has been
removed. Already arrangements have
been made for the export of bacon,
butter, lard, etc., from Canada during
the present year, while the British
Food Controller, Mr. G. H. Roberts,
advocates permanent arrangements
with a view to making the Empire
self-supporting. There -has been a
rapid reduction in Britieh food prices,
but during the last month the figures
were 107 per cent. higher than before
the war as compared -with 138 per
cent. in November. It is threatened,
however, that next Winter prices
may be higher than ever, and it is
for this reason that all available sur-
pluses of food are being secured from,
Canada, Australia, South Africa and
the other overseas Dominions. For
NF.WH 13T MAIL MIGHT JOHN
PULL ANt) HIS PE0I'1i11
QcCnsveaces in the ✓!=and That Reign]
6uprfme fo the Cowper.
dal }'Norio.,
There are 7,039 disabled soldiero,
including 000 blinded, pow in training.
at Dunstan. 1• "
TiSt.le Prince 'sof Wales is to be 3Tdgh
•
Steward of Windsor to succeed the
late Prince Christian,
Rpbert Wilson, the King's head
stockman, died suddenly at the Royal
Farm, Windsor.
The National Farmers' Union of
England have agreed to the farm,
'laborers'. application for a weekly
half -holiday.
Over ono thousand Belgian workers
with their wives and families have
left Bartley, Durham, for then' homes
in Belgium.
Tho King has sent a letter of con-
gratulation to George Road, of Swains -
wick, Bath, on the celebration of his
100th birthday,
Captain Elgle Jefferson, R.A.F,, is
the first Manxman to Oy from Eng-
land to the Isle of Man.
The Duke of Sutherland is offering
for sale 115,000 acres or his estate,
including the village and harbor of
Iielmacdaje.
The freedom of the city of Chester
has been Presented to David Lloyd
George, Sir Douglas Haig and Admir-
al Beatty.
Mrs, Elizabeth Hyde, a native of
Birmingham. died recently in that
city at the age of one hundred and
two years.,
Able Seaman C. A. Tooke, R,N.V.R.,
has been awarded the Order of the
British Empire for his services to his
comrades during imprisonment.
William Shirley, a carter at Gaf-
ford Farm, Isle of Wight, who died re-
cently; has been employed there for
the past twenty years.
Lord Cawley has given £10,000 to
Ancoata Hospital, Manchester, for a
Nurses' Home, in memory of his three
sons killed in the war.
The earnings of the London County
Council tramways for the week end-
ing February 12th, were £31,000 in
excess of the sante week last year.
Many wreaths were placed on the
tomb of Charles Dickens, Westmin-
ster Abbey, on the 107th anniversary
Of his birth.
The officers and orderlies is a
prison camp at Furstenberg, Germany,
contributed nearly £100 to the Red
Cross Society.
Fifty-nine Hun prisoners were res-
cued by their guards from a fire at
Offey holes Mansions, Hitchin.
A factory for malting small scale lo-
comotives and engines has been
equipped by a Sheffield firm,
The Camberwell guardians are
again holding their meetings at night,
as thane is no more danger of air
raids.
At a doll exhibition and sale held at
Sunderland over £3,800 was realized
in aid of child welfare.
From the proceeds of a concert
given in Albert Hall, London, by .Bel-
gian soldiers, the Queen of the BeI-
gians has sent £3,400 to the Red
Cross.
The Wealdstone Council, Harrow,
%refused the offer of a damaged Ger-
man machine gun on the grounds that
they have no use for a "wheelbarrow
of old iron."
An aeroplane fell Into a street in
Orford, Sussex, slightly injuring the
pilot and mechanic and smashing
some windows before it was stopped.
A German tank on exhibition at the
Horse Guards Parade was partially
destroyed by a snatch carelessly
thrown into the petrol tank,
The subscriptions already acknow-
ledged to the Times Fund amount to
over £14,557,300.
bacon supplies, for instance, Britain
will continue to be dependent on Can-
ada and the 'United 'States, but fears
competitive buying by Germany and
{Austria in this anarket. The stocks of
bacon owned by the Ministry of Food
are almost exhausted, andxibacon will
probably cast 3s. rid. a pound very
soon. As regards butter, Govern-
ment contracts have been made with
Australia and New Zealand for their
expectable surplus up to next sum-
mer, while negotiations are also in
progress to obtain all available sup-
plies from Canada as well as the
United States, Holland, etc. Lard is
expected'to�e extremely expensive,
and Britain alone could take all of
Canada's surplus. As regards cheese,
supplies ere to be imported on private
gecount from Canada. Mr, H. B.
Thomson, ex -Canadian Food Control-
ler, states that the Canadian farm-
ers could increase their production
tenfold and still be unable to meet
all demands for the. next few years.
The Canadian production, he says, is
the most disappointing when viewed
in relation to the opportunities which
exist.
TO START FLIGHT
FROM E GLAND
The British Admiralty Cancels
"Hop" of Commander Porte
From Newfoundland.
A despatch from St. John's, Nfld.,
says: -Announcement by Major Part-
ridge, R.A.F., special agent for the
British Admiralty ,in connection with
the proposed trans=Atlantic seaplane
flight of Commander John Cyril
Porte, that he had been summoned
home, was construed by the British
aviators here as an indication that
the Admiralty had cancelled 'Com-
mander Porte's flight and was con-
,centrating all its efforts on thepro-
posed flight' of the dirigible Ii -34,
from England,
Advices received hero indicate
that the R-34 will start not later
than June 20. It is understood that
the big ship will fly first from Eng-
land to Labrador, then south over
Newfoundland, Nova Scotia and New
England to New York. After stop-
ping at New York for inspection the
R-34 will proceed to Florida, where
atmospheric conditions will permit of
her being moored in the open until
the future direction and scope of the
cruise has heen determined,
Major Partridge also was serving
as officill starter here for the Royal
Aero Club of the ... trans-Atlantic
flights by the crews of the Handley-
Page, Vickers-Vimy and Martinsyde
planes now being assembled here.
His departure, however, will not af-
fect the plans of these crews, all of
whom are rushing preparations in
the hope of "hopping off" 'before the
11-34 leaves Englancl,
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HUN SHIP LOSSES
3,500,000 ONNA E
MARVELS OF UNDZS
COVERED CONTINENT
LITTLE 19 KNOWN OF (NTgRIO.R
OF SOUTH AMERICA.
InvField Field for Enterprieing Young
Ganadlans With Capital and a
Knowledge of Spanish.
The undiscovered Continent is South
America, It Is . far lose known geo-
graphioally than Africa, and much 01
what appears on its maps is derived
from the imagination of the carte -
Most of the interior of South Ameri-
ca has never been explored, Civiliza-
tion might be said to occupy not much
mors than theeclge8 of the continent,'
which, as a Vvbole, is sparsely popu-
lated relatively to its vast area,
From this time on, however, a flood
of people from overcrowded parts of
the world wilt doubtless pour into it;
for it has not only plenty of room to
offer, hot also fsfiiulius wealth, Tile
natural reeouroes of other terrestrial
areas have bean to a groat extent used
up, but those of South America are
virtudily untouched.
Its tropical regions no longer defy
settlement by white men, because of
deadly fevers. We now know how to
clean them up and make them health-
fully habitable. The jungles of the in-
terior harbor many tribes of savages,
some of them reputed cannibals, but
those of them who do not accept con-
trol will be quickly wiped out.
Argentine Most Advanced Country.
The most highly developed country
in South America is Argentina. Its
heart (cleaning the state of Buenos
Aires and adjacent territory) is gras-
sy and treeless. In the west, along
the foothills of 'the Andes, is a very
rich agricultural belt.
The River Plate affords a more ex-
tensive system of unobstructed navi-
gation than any other stream in the
world. It offers a greater number of
miles of navigable water than all the
rivers of Europe combined, Steamers
of twenty -foot draft can go 2,700 miles
into the interior, those loading for
Europe being able literally to enter
the wheat fields and ranches to take
aboard their cargoes.
From the Rio Negro south to Ma-
gellan Straits stretches an enormous
territory -1000 miles in length -called
Patagonia, the interior of which is
mostly unexplored desert. Wandering
tribes, semicivllt'ed, inhabit is -the
tallest people in the world, whose
stature (the men often exceeding six
feet by several inches) caused Magel-
lan to describe the country as the
home of giants.
South of Magellan Straits is Tierra
del Fuego, a group of islands largely
fenced off into great sheep ranches.
The aborigines --whose smoke signals
caused Magellan to bestow the name
Land of Fire -have been either killed
off or reduced to serviture.
Valuable Forests in Paraguay.
Paraguay (not far from the middle
of the continent) has the most valu-
able forests in the world, called the
Gran -Chaco, or Great Woods. Full of
pumas and other lenge cats, monkeys
of ever so many speries and gorgeous
birds. they aro composed largely of
precious woods, particularly those that
wilt not float in water, such as iron-
wood and black palm.
In the very far north of Souih
America is the Orinoco; •one of the
'groat rivers of the world. From it
there aro waterways through which
vessels can actually make their way
nearly 3,000 miles southward into the
River Plate, Or a much shorter trip
will take them into one or another of
the affluents of the Amazon, in the
mouth of which lies an island as large
as Denmark,
South America to -day invites the en-
terprising young man as does no other
part of the world, But he will make a
mistake to go there unless he has
some money and enough Spanish to
get along with.
Sunk, Captured and Seized by
the Allies During War.
A despatch from London says:-..
Vice -Admiral Hollweg, writing .in the
Vossiseho Zeitung, estimates the Ger-
man mercantile marine before the
war at a gross tonnage of five and a
half millions. In the four and a half
years of the war about three-quarters
of a million tons were added, little
more than the output of a eingle
normal year. During the war about
1,000,000 tons were captured by the
enemy, of which 325,000 tons were
taken on the high seas.
Two and a half million tons took
refuge ,iii neutral harbors, but as
neutrals came into -the war the great-
er part of this was lost. To Spain a
total of 22,000 tons and to Holland
88,000 tons were given in compen6a-
tion for losses due to the U-boat cam-
peign. He estimates that, in all,
Gerinany loot about three and a half
millions of gross tonnage during the
war.
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THE VALUE OF A MAN'S LIFE,
What Four Lost Men Were Willing to
Pay, Their Rescuer.
What is a man's life worth in cold
dollars; or, in other words, how much
is he willing to pay the person who
rescues him from an almost cortain
death? Perhaps this incident may
throw some light on this vital subject.
Men are occasionally lost in the
Mammoth Cave in Kentucky by be-
coming tired at the slow progress of
their party and starting off on their
own account, says Mr. Le Roy Jeffers
in the 'Scientific American. After a
little they' become confused amid a
multitude of passageways, 'wander
round for hours until their lights go
out, and then spend the night in dark-
ueas and fear, shouting until they are
resd.
Socueme years ago four men got separ-
ated from their patty and failed to re-
appear. At seven in the evening one
of the guides went after then{. He
had already done a hard day's work,
but he searched until one in the morn-
ing before he heard the calls of. the
lost ones. The only light they had
left was nearly burned out, and they
were thoroughly freightened, After
their rescue one of them said:
"This man saved our lives; I move
we each give him a dollar,"
Same Old Boys.
Muddlot n-arm-Splosh is very proud
of its schools, which boast all the
latest Improveinents, Every visitor
Is asked:. "Have you seen our
schools ?"
"I have," replied one man promptly.
In answer to this question, "They're
quite good,"
"Splendid, aren't they," gushed the
dative, 'Tine bttiddings, and all the
most up-to-date fittings, ny the way,
what was the first tiring which struck
you on entering?"
"A pea from a eonsllooter!" said the
visitor coldly.
In fixing up n gilest room put a
flashlight on the table, nig proves
4 groat eenvrllience, "