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Flowers in the Country Home. Water thoroughly, keep shaded from
The desire "to start something, the direct rays of the sun for a few
growing" is one of the signs that,days, and do not water again until the
spring is sit heed. Satisfy this de - soil begins to dry on the surface. Tho
sire by growing new plants for' cuttings will "take hold" in the pots
sp ing and summer from those which in a few days, -and are then oared for
met have kept through the winter.; as any other small plants. If it is
Ycu will find, too, that old plants, difficult to keep the little pots from
whicli are cut or pruned back severe -',drying out, place them in a flat or
ly now will put forth new shoots and shallow box, -with moss or fine coal
tl rive vigorously. ashes packed in around them.
Plants that are easy to increase (or If started now, the plants may be
propagate, as the florists say) are expected to be in condition for the
eraniums, begonias, heliotropes, garden when the time comes for out-
ichsias, white or "Paris" daisies, door planting. An oversupply of
Ivies, lemon verbenas and petunias. plants might be disposed of to other
Some of these can be grown from flower lovers, Snaking the work re-
seed, bent cuttings will produce ex- munerative, espeoiallty in neighbor-
hoods in which no professional florist
is established.
actly the same flowers as the parent
plants, while seedlings sometimes
vary.
The equipment needed for growing
new plants in the house is very
simple. It consists of a warm sunny
window, such as that in which your
plants are kept; a small supply of
clean, medium -coarse sand and of
greenhouse soil composed of loam,
leaf -mold and a little sand; . some
small flower pots—two and one-half
and three-inch; a shallow box with a
few holes bored in the bottom or a
large bulb or seed pan about three
inches deep. The pots and seed pan,
which is just a very shallow flower
pot, can be procured at any hard-
ware store.
Probably you have rooted "slips"
of geraniums or other plants in your
garden, A "cutting" is just the same
as a "slip,' except that for the lat-
ter a whole shoot or branch is often
taken, while the "cutting" of the
professional plant grower is seldom
more than two or three inches long.
Even though you want but a few
cuttings of each kind it is a disad-
vantage to make them large. The
important thing is to get them in just
the night condition—neither too hard
and tough nor too soft and watery.
To tell whether the shoot or branch
from which the cutting is to be taken
is just tight, bend it between the
fingers and thumb. If it will snap off
like a fresh, brittle string bean, it The kitchen stove should have as
is in the proper condition to root. little nickel work as possible about
If it doubles up without breaking. it it to save time,
is either too old and stringy or too
young and soft; try another branch. A. small filing cabinet like alib-
A .few inches from the tips of new rary card index is the best thing to
shoots, that have not been forced to keep recipes in.
A 'cupful' of grated carrot can be
safely added to almost any recipe for
steamed suet pudding.
Hints to Housewives.
Hominy with raisins or dates
makes a tasty cereal.
Never soak clothes in. hot water—
it will set the stains.
Accompany boiled beef or ham with
string beans in white sauce.
Delicious soups are made from
your store of dried peas or beans.
Those who find cracked wheat or
grits ,irritating will enjoy farina.
Unless it be a vegetable, never
serve the same dish twice a week.
Tuesday is for many reasons a bet-
ter washing day than Monday.
Hot cornmeal mush can be improv-
ed by a grating of cheese over. it.
A' fire screen of black • enameled
metal will charm all open -fire lovers.
Never stir rice, as it causes it to
fall to the bottom of the vessel and
burn.
Corn oysters are served with pow-
dered sugar, honey, syrup or chili
sauce.
Face veil% can be stiffened with
gum arabic water, if they have be-
come limp.
A kitchen alarm clock should keep
good time.
Be sure your can -opener has a
sharp point.
Pastry bakes best' on a perforated
tin Pie plate.
snake too rapid growth, will gener-
ally make the best cuttings.
Take the cuttings off clean, avoid- A good sandwich is made of rye
ling ragged edges. Remove all the bread with cottage cheese and te-
lowee leaves, and trim back the mato catsup filling.
largest of the remaining leaves to A double boiler should have a good
half their size. The cutting will look large base so that the water will not
skimpy, but the trimming is import- boll away quickly,
ant because too much leaf surface When making sauces put the flay-
-will cause the cuttings to wilt and oring extract in last and less extract
probably to be lost. After making will bo necessary.
the cuttings they should be allowed Remove the white spots on floors
to lie for a few hours before being with a cloth moistened with water
placed in the sand, so that the fresh and a few drops of ammonia. Finish
cuts may became slightly calloused. with oil.
over. However'', they should be:
planted before they have had time to SILK FROM WILD INSECTS.
wilt. _
The purpose of the sand in which Secured by the people of India for
the cuttings are placed, is merely to Their Home le of y.
furnish then with a constant and
even supply of moisture, _Neither In a recent address at the Royal
fertilize.%.•, manure nor soil should be Institution, London, • Professor H. M.
used with it; in fact, if the sand is Lefroy said that the British Empire
act, perfectly clean it should be made had never realized the possibilities of
so by putting it in a pail and letting the silk industry, and that it existed
water run into bhe pail until it over- only in India, and dated from before
flows, carrying off the impurities. British occupation. The French, on
Perfect drainage is necessary to keep the other hand, had developed it in
the cuttings from decaying; there- many of their colonies. None the less,
:Core, the bottom of the box ar pan there were a million people engaged
should bo covered with sphagnum In the production of silk in India, and
moss or coal cinders before it is filled it was almost entirely a lionie industry,
With sand. Papp' the sand down firm- The caterpillars and moths,of "mul-
' X03, water 40 thoroughly and allow it berry" silk were entirely domesticated
to drain out, Then insert the cut- creatures, now unknown in the wild
tings with the fingers. Leave a half condition, but there were three kinds
to two-thirds of the cutting above which were the produce of insects still
trite surface; and plaoe"the cuttings so' living wholly or partly in theforests.
that they do not touch each other. The "reser," or "tussore" silk import -
Place the box or an in a warns od to this country came chiefly from
place; it is not necessary to have China and Japan, but in -India there
' full sunlight for the first two or were 100,000 collectors, 20,000 women
three weeks. If there is heat under twistersj�11.•nd 00,000 weave's producing
:the box it will greatlyher the root- It fol' Talon consumption. The adult
p insects lived in the hill forests of
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lhut sprilildr. the tops of the cuttings by the caterpillars were collected and
lightly occasionally, if needed, to allowed to hatch, tha males wore
scop them from wilting. A glass liberated, and the females were pegged
cover can be fitted over the cutting' cart on thatch, Where they were visit -
;box, het it should not be tight, for od by the males, and in due course
the plants need air. laid eggs, tete aaterpillare.from which
All the caro needed fur the nextwore roared on trees. "}ttigo" silk
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sign of decay. If conditions aro ezlougli, were put on trees to feed,
fright, na ' leaves will start to de -
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melon, olid examinatio will allow a cloth was hung to else of thq branches,
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The grocer's Pips twitched again,
"Br—y-yes, only we send a bll for
the entire month."
"And he pays it? Oh, I see. That's
,gust grand! And he'd like it all right,
wouldn't he? --+because off course. he'd
have to pay soma time, anyhow, And
Ibis way lie wouldn't have to have mo
bothering' him so much all the time
asking for money.' Oh, thank You,
You're very kind. i. think I will do
that way if you don't mind."
"We shall be glad to have you,
Mrs, Denby, So we'll call that set-
tled. And now' you can begin right
away this morning."
"And can I get those canned
peaches and pears and plums, and
the grape jelly that I first looked
at?"
"Certainly—if you decide you want
'ens" mumbled the grgeer, throwing
the last six words as a sop to 1110
conscience .which was beginning to
stir unpleasantly,
0h, yes, I want 'em," averred
Helen, her eager eyes sweeping the
alluringly laden shelves before her.
"I wanted them all the time, you
know, only I didn't have enough
money to pay for then. Now it'll
be all eight because Burke'll pay—I
mean, Mr, Denby," she corrected
with a conscious blush, suddenly re-
membering what her husband had
laid the night before about her call-
ing him "Burke" so much to strang-
ers.
33elen found she wanted not only
fruits and jelly, but several other
cans of soups, meats, and vegetables.
And it was such a comfort, for once,
to select evhat she wanted, and not
have to count up the money in her
purse! Sho was radiantly happy
when she went home from market
that morning (instead of being tired
and worried as was usually the case);
and the glow on her face lasted all
through the day and into the evening
—so much so that even Burke must
have noticed it, .for he told her lie
did not know when he had seen her
looking so pretty, And he gave her
an extra kiss or two when he greeted
her.
The second month of housekeeping
proved to be a great improvement
over the first. It was early in the
month that Helen learned the joy
and comfort of --having "an account"
at her grocer's. And she soon dis-
covered that not yet had she probed
this delight to its depths, for not only
the grocer, but the fishman and the
butcher were equally kind, and allow-
ed her to open accounts with them..
Coincident with this came the dis-
covery that there were such insti-
tutions as bakeries and delicatessen
shops, which seemed to have been
designed especially to meet the needs
of just such harrassed little' martyr
housewives as she herself was; for
in them one might buy bread and
cakes and pies and even salads and
cold meats, and fish balls. One plight,
indeed, with these delectable organ-
izations at hand, snap one's fingers
at all the cookbooks in the world—
eoolcbooks that so miserably failed
to cook!
The baker and the little Dutch
delicatessen man, too (when ' they
found out who she Was), expressed
themselves as delighted to open an
account; and with the disagreeable
necessity eliminated of paying on the
spot for what one ordered, and with
so great an assortment of ready -to -
eat foods to select from, Helen found
her meal -getting that second month
a much simpler matter.
• Then, too, Helen was much hap-
pier now that she did not have to
ask her husband for money. She ac-
cepted what he gave her, and thank-
ed him; but she said nothing about
her new method of finance,
"I'm going to keep it secret till
the stores send him the bills," said.
Helen to herself, "Then I'll show
him what a lot I've saved from what
he has given me, and he'll be so glad
to pay things all at once without be-
ing bothered with my everlasting
teasing!"
She only smiled, therefore, enig-
matically, when he said one day, as
he passed over the money:—
"Jove, girl( I quite forgot. You
must be getting low. But I'm glad
you didn't have to ask me for it,
anyhow!"
Ask him for it, indeed! How
pleased he would be when he found
out that she was never going to ask
him for money again!
Helen was meaning to be very
economical these days. When she
went to market she always saw sev-
eral things she would have liked, that
she did not get, for of course she
wanted to make the bills as small as
she could. 'Naturally Burke would
wish her to do that, She tried to
save, too, a good deal of the money
Burke gave her; but that was not al-
ways possible, for there were her
own personal expenses. True, she
did not need many clothes -but shq
was able -to pick up a few bargains
in bows and collars (One always need-
ed fresh neckwear, of :Meese); and
she found some lovely silk stockings,
too, that were very cheap, so she
bought several pairs—to sere money.
And of course, there were always car
fares and a soda now and then, or a
little candy.
There were the "movies" too, She
load fallen into the way of going rn-
then• frectaently,to the Empire with
her neighbor on the same floor. It
dal her good, and got her Out of 1ir-
scif. (Sho had read only recently
how every wife should have some rr.-
creation; it was a duty she owed
herself and her htisbancl—to keep
herself youthful and, attractive.) She
at lonesome end nervous, sitting at
imme all day; rand now that she had
systematized her housekcoping so
beautiruily by buying' almost overy-
thing all cooked, she had plenty of
leisure. Of course she would have
preferred to go ' to the Olympia
Theatre, They had tt stock com an
there and real plays, llut thole
cheapest seats Were •twenty-five
cents, while she might go .to the 'Cm-
piro for ten. So very bravely she
put aside her
expensive
longings,
and chose the better >art--- co
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and the movies, llesfeles, Mrs. Jones
the neighbor on the same boor, gala
that, for her part, sho l,ikod the n'ior.
les the best,—you got "such a power-
ful lot more for your dough,"
M's. Jo es always had something
bright and original lino that to say
—Helen e
e n likik d bar very nmrhi Ihcleed,
r,
Jones was almost as good as a movie
show herself. Burke, however, did
net seem to care for Mrs, Jones. For
that matter, he did not care for the
movies, either,
No matter where Helen went in
the afternoon, she was always very
cerefel to be home before Burke.
She hoped she knew what pertained
to being a perfect Wife better then
t0 be careless about matters like
that! Mrs. Jones was not always 00
particular in regard to her husband
—which only served to give Helen
a pleasant, warm little • feeling of
superiority at the difference,
Perhaps Mrs. Jones detected the
superiority,. for sometimes she laugh,
ed and
sac.-
- "All right, we'll go if you must;
but you'll soon get over it. This lovey-
dovey-I'm-right-hero-hubby business
is all very well for a little while, but
--Yen wait!"
"All right, I'm waiting, But—you
see!" Helen always laughed back,
bridling prettily,
Hurrying home from shopping or
the theatre, therefore, Helen always
stopped and got her potato salad and
cold meat, or,whatever else aha need-
ed. And the meal was invariably on
the table before Burke's key sounded
in the lock.
Helen was, ,indeed, feeling. quite as
if she were beginning to realize her
vision now. Was she not each night
the loving, daintily gowned wife wel-
coming her husbandto a tell -order-
ed,, attractive home? There
quite frequently a bouquet
crs on the dinner table. Somewhere
she had read that flowers always
added much to a meal; and since
then she had bought them when she
felt that she could afford them. And
in the market there were almost al-
ways some cheap ones, onl
faded. Of course, she nev
the fresh, expensive ones.
After dinner there was
evening together. Sometimes they
went to walk, after the dishes were
clone—Burke had loathed to
es beautifully. More often
cd at home and played
read—Burke was ahvays
road. Sometimes they just talked,
laying wonderful plans about the fine
new house they were goin
Now that Helen did not have to ask
Burke for money, there did not seem
to be so many occasions wh
fretful and nervous; and
much happier together.
All things (considered, therefore,
Helen felt, indeed, before
and month of housekeeping was over,
that she had now "got things nicely
to \running."
(To be continued.)
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was even
of flow -
y a little
sr bought
the long
dry dish -
they stay -
games, or
wanting to
g to build,
en he was
they were
this sec-
Helen
GREAT BRITAIN THE BULWARK.
Against the Spread of Bolshevism,
Says the New York Times.
Whatever may happen in other coun-
tries of Europe, we are assured Great
Britain will never succumb to Bolshe-
vism, says the New Yoork Times. A5
she was the defender of civilization
by her navy against the barbarism of
German undersea warrare, so she Is
now the chief bulwark against the
spread of tularchistic doctrines. With
an empire stretching over the world
she is the most democratic of nations,
and her laboring men are pursuing a
constitutional course to obtain their
share of the benefits arising from the
general advance in wages.
Thera is not the slightest demand
for pronounced social changes, Wil-
liam G. Shepherd, a former labor
member of Parliament, states in an
interesting interview published in the
Evening Post. On the whole, the aver-
age English workplan has quite as
much liberty as the ordinary laborer
here. No self-sufficient moralists
there presume -to dictate what he
should eat or drink, and the Govern-
ment is actually spending $7,000,000 a
week in pensioning the deserving un-
employed.
This may seem a little startling to
old-time theorists who believe that the
individual should take care of himself
without Government paternalism, and
their theory is correct, too, provided
equal opportunities exist for all. But
the war has so disturbed all economic
factors that such opportunities have
been interfered with, and the British
Government is determined an afford-
ing this relief untli peace is declared,
giving facility for a11• easy return to
normal conditions,
The British Industrial Conference,
appointed last month at the instance
of Prettier Lloyd George, is working
in the sante direction, The return of
soldiers from the war is to be in part
provided for by the discouragement of
overtime, which' the shortage of men
has made necessary, and with a maxi-
mum working week of forty -Dight
hours It 1s calculat.ed that a congestiot
of idle labor will be obviated. State
development of now,.iuclnstries is
urged to do the rest, together with
raking the age of child vro'ko's. These
are some of tho'solutions that night
be cmtcldered in this country.
1?itttot•lIy Noise. •
Trow many know that bntterflies
can and do moire noises?
When the "whip" butterfly is sur-
prised, it opens and shuts its wings l
css
in quick suceien and makes a liaise
1
like the snap of a 1111:11. Some hiber-1
Hating butterflies, when disturbed,
make a faint hissing sound by slowly
depressing and rhising their wings,
Tho noise produced in, that way re-
sembles theesound that you make
when you blow slowly through closed
teeth,. Other sounds that biittertlies
produce 1:00omble the friction of sand-
paper.
A large number f• ca torpillars
o t it ata
p
make sound by stiil,.in • their heads
against the leaf on which they are
resting or by swinging their heads
from side to side and catching the
mandibles in the roughness of the
leaf or on the silken threads spun
upon it. It is said that a certain ]rind
of chrysalis when disturbed emits a
she told Burke ono dtly that 14Irs, slight, sharp chirp or eliclging noise.
'HOW THINGS LOOK
ON THE MOON
LACK QP A1110SPHEIJ1I WOUlf
PRQI)UCE Novr;L EFFPCTs •
Some .of the Sensations a Human
Being Would Experience If It
Were Possible to Visit Moon.
How would you Pike to be on the
moon for about five minutes, jutirto
rook around?
Of course, you would have to take
a supply of air with you. There is
none of it en the mo011.
This, -,lack of atma$phere, however,
would give yon sortie novel and even
'spectacular sheets. Owleg to it, the
sky, as you viewed it, would be black
and the sun blue.
The blueness of the sky, as we are
accustomed to see pit, and the yellow,
redness of the sun are optical effects,
due to interference by the ear'th's
atmosphere,
In realitythe, sun ',is a very bril-
liant blue in color. And, as seen from
the moon, the stars (which them-
salves are suns) would be of manly
hues—some of them green.
From the moon the stars would
have a wonderful brilliancy in the
black sky --Sirius, for example, show-
ing. an almost dazzling radiance. The
heavens would seem literally ablaze
along the pathway of the Milky Way.
Bombarded by Meteorites.
Nothing ever happens on the moon.
For countless millions of years no-
thing has happened there. Not even
a pebble has moved. It is a dead
orb.
Not even a pebble? Well, there
is this to be said- The moon (like
the earth) is incessantly bombarded
by multitudes of meteorites—frag-
ments of star -dust falling upon it out
of space. Some of them might kick
up quite a few pebbles.
All of the void of space seems to
be filled with such star -dust. In every
twenty-four hours, it is estimated,
400,000,000 meteorites enter the
I
earth's atmosphere. All but a few
very big ones are burned up by fric-
tion with the air before they reach
the surface of our planet.
Upon the moon millions of them
I must arrive daily without any such
interference. It may be presumed,
; then, that the surface of our satellite
lis thickly sprinkled with star -dust,
big and little.
On the moon, no matter how excel-
lent your hearing, you could never
,perceive a sound. If a thousand tone
of TNT were exploded there in your
near neighborhood—supposing such
a thing possible—it would make not
the slightest noise. Sound is con-
veyed by air; and, as above remarked,
there is no air on the moon.
The sunshine ,in the daytime would
be unbelievably intense. But would
it warm you? Probably not—though
some authorities insist otherwise. At
night you would experience a cold
not far from the zero of space, and
you would freeze to death in a minute.
The "Craters" of the Moon.
Some astronomers are of the opin-
ion that the moon was once upon a
time part of the earth, and that,
while the latter was in a plastic state
our satelite was thrown out from it.
They point to the Pacific Ocean as
the gash from which it was so rude-
ly rent.
Maybe so. But nobody knows why
the surface of the moon (of which
we never see such more than half)
is covered with so-called "craters"
that bear no likeness to anything on
the earth. They are bowl -shaped,
usually circular, and rimmed by elites
5,000 to 10,000 feet high. There are
at least 25,000 of them visible to the
telescope, the biggest being 800 miles
in diameter. '
The late Professor Pickering was
convinced that the moon has a little
moon of its own, a few hundred yards
in diameter, which can be seen only
when the earth passes between the
sun and the lunar orb, throwing the
latter into its shadow.
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FEELING WORRIED,
Then Read This—And Think the Mat-
ter Over Again.
A wise man once said that at home
be looked at his children's faults and
also at his wife's—if she had any—
through the big end of the telescope,
and all their virtues through the thin
end. The effect was that their faults
were minimised and their virtues mag-
nified,
I ]snow an astronomer who has a
good many worrying things to ppt'up
with. He said to rate: "I' lose them
all whets I get my eyes on the stars."
My word! That was a splendid
thing to say. Ho lived above hie
troubles. What a lot of mere -and wo-
nteit find solace in good literature.
When a friend of mics is feeling
mopish ho roads Wordsworth's "Oda
to Adversity," and it bucks him like a
tonic. That's a good kind of stat gaz-
in'k not keeping Ono'S oyes so fixed on
little things as to forget the big ones
that really natter.
Do you remember the man with the
muck -rake ill "The, Pilgrim's Pro-
gress?" Only a genius could have
thought of Mort. Yet he is quite a com-
mon typo. He is in rags and tatters,
end has a rake la his stand With which
he is scraping together the :Alerts and
stones anal mud oe earth, whilst, if he
would but raise his eyes, he would see.
a radiant angel above Vim with a
o•own in his hands,
Bunyan 11100110 10 in a religious sense;
but there are lots of muck -rakers who
aro missing all sorts of good things
Goethe sake Of getiing worthless 01105,
They use their microscope for the
high things incl their telescope for the
low things, Through the tnaguifying
lona of a microscope a shilling would
look like the moms Through the
trni 1
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actino s nett the sen Itself� 1
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be invisible,
Gellerel }5ixt von Arnim, 00nlinnm
der of the German artily in Flambee i
during a largo part of the war, lana
been beaten to death ay•pcnsante at
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SPECIAM4B OF GI1 N103E 1115114011
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ing hook," Printed at t'oidn,
The Chinese are very fond of a
Publication, printed at Pekin, which
is called the I3siaolin K.aas#g, or
"Laughing Book," The jests from
tills esteemed work, a number 00
which have been translated, seem to
boar ,a. certain family resemblance
to anecdotes the world over, just as
some of the most frequently recount-
ed jokes of modern times are to bo
found in the works of ancient Greeks,
who, perhaps, stole them from, still
earlier jesters, Here are some of the
Chinese jokes; 1
Two men, Chunk and Kung, aye
warming themselves before an open
stove, Chunk, who i$ remarkable for
his coolness and audacity, says to
Kung, who is an exceedingly hot-
headed person:
"My dear Kang, there is something
that I should like very much to say
to you. It,reletes to a circumstance I
have observed for a little time past,
and have desired to mention to you.
But, bearing in mind the somewhat
fiety and quarrelsome disposition
that is commonly attributed to you, I
have hesitated to express myself.
However, I have at last resolved that,
if I do not mention the matter to you,
I shall do wrong, and, therefore, I
have determined to ask your permis-
sign to speak to you about it."
"Well, what 18 it?"
"Your coat, my dear Kung," says
Chung quietly, "is on fire."
"For pity's sake!" exclaimed Kung,
angrily, jumping up and finding his
coat nearly burned off. "Why in the
world didn't you tell me before?"
"There it goes! What a frightful
temper!" Chung murmured, as he
moved away. "Folk told me quite
right about you."
The following suggests ,Chinese
subtlety and suggests that some of
our vaudevillains must have drawn
upon this ba'o1c:
A 'man who load stolen a cow was
subjected to torture. A passer-by,
observing his sad state, asked him:
"What did you do?"
"Oh, nothing. I just found an old
piece of rope on the road and picked
it up."
"And is it possible that they have
punished you in this way for simply
picking up an old piece of rope?"
"Yes; only they found a cow at the
end of the rope."
A courier, beating important dis-
patches, was given a horse and told
to make all possible speed toward
his destination, Some time after-
wards he was found in the road,
walking and pushing his horse before
him.
"Why in the world are you doing
that?" be was asked.
"Oh," he said, "I reflected, and I
came to the conclusion that we should
make more speed on six feet than we
possibly could on four."
PUSSY DID ITER "BIT"
Half a Million Cats Were Sent to
War Zone—Used as Gas Detectors.
Since the British Wax Office dis-
covered that cats could be mobilized
for service on the battlefront, pussy
has made a distinct advance toward
rehabilitation in popular esteem. As
a pet she never lacked favor, and to-
day, many centuries after the Egypt-
ians firilt gave her shelter, few homes
are regarded as complete without a
cat. But outside domestic precincts
the feline still has need of all her
"nine lives."
Stoned by urchins, hunted by dogs,
or snapped up by S. P. C. officers to
be "humanely destroyed,', the house -
less cat has but a precarious exis-
tence. Even as a member of the
family she is suspected with preda-
tory habits, with the result that every
now and then the cry goes up that
she mast be licensed, collared and la-
beled.' Our very proverbs disparage
her, and the cartoonist loves to pic-
ture her what Shakespeare called the
"harmless necessary cat" as belliger-
ent by naturea very fury of the ani-
mal world, with raised back, fur on
end and widely distended eyes.
Who would believe, without the
evidence of chapter and book, that
such a creature would be useful in
war, and that in the war just closed
an army of 500,000 cats helped to
defeat the Hun? We have read of
dogs and pigeons being employed on
the western front as messengers;
what could a cat do, except with teeth
and claws, likely to make any con-
tribution to success in human combat?
Two years ago the War Office was 1
informed that this animal is pecu-I
liarly sensitive to poison gas and'
notices its presence in the atmos-'
phere long before the senses of hu-
than beings are affected. On the test;
being made pussy struck an attitude
of protest and whined her displeasure
so unmistakably Shot the War Office
immediately accepted her as a re-
cruit.
In all the newspapers appeared the
advertisement, "Wanted, common
cats—any number." At once the
country was scoured for cater, and
they literally rained in upon the
Bethnal -green bird dealer who had
been appointed to receive and dis-
patch them.
Life of the War Hot'ee.
The army wastage of horses was
believed to be immense, It has, in
fact, ,proved less than that experi-
enced by commercial firms before
the tear. That is due to -the very
great care taken of the horses and to
the conditions under which they have
been evorkieg. There are Cs -mo-
que -eters of a million ]torsos with the
armies abroad. If all these were
brought home we should have ;such
a glut: of horses in the country 115
has never been kntwn, Whitt ft is
intended to do is to bring hack as
many sound 1 herlies as have been
(mantra die -
pose
from the o ut�r and to ii
ti , v
n
remainder abroad. I i
nos% of file rant. is tt n o. t s
interesting to 1:now that the motor
ear had not clrivea i.lto Mere° out
even for purpose.% of transport. Will
the hal'm hold its own again in civ -
lien work 7 Plainly, the authorities
believe it will, but if it did not it
would be necessary to give state one
:0115oerncnt to horse breedipg.
1 LAST S,TAGF, OF ARMY LIFE IN
A FOREIf1N LAND,
GritlSh Soldler pescribee His Pine!
Ablutions and All the A'ttondant
Processes In Efficient system,
The business. at bathing is the last
thing whioli happens toe soldier be-
fore he reeves ]l'raneo, 13Very mean
arrives at the Embarkation Camp with
a eertiiicate froln the nnedloai officer
oe his unit, certifying that he-ls "free
from vermin, infection and scabies."
But the people there are superior to
such things:
"We don't Dare if you've gat tloltets
signed by all the doctors In France.
Yoa meet go through aur bath." They
are proud of their bath,
This is what happens;
You are shown into a marquee, and
are bidden to deposit your equipment
and belongings, retaining only your
valuables. You decide to take your
Pay -book, watch, and money, and car-
ry out a further instruction to plat
your puttees and cap into the pockets
of your .overcoat. Then you take to
place in the queue.
You and Your Boots.
In due course you come to a ticket.
office, and are given a number. You
are no longer "Snaith, 134370,' but
"Number 101." Two wooden identity -
discs and a linen bag, each bearing
this number, are given to you. You
pass through a door, and are shows
to a seat marked "101."
You disrobe, attended by legions of
German prisoners, who wait upon you
hand and foot. Your khaki clothing is
turned inside out and hung upon a
rack. This is taken away. You re-
move your underclothing, and be-
fore you realize your destitution, this,
too, has gone, and YOU are left with
your "valuables" and your boots, to
which you havo attached one of the
identity discs.
You wander round with these things
in your hands, a "nominal roll"—which
in the excitements I had forgotten to
mention—between your teeth, and the
other identitydise suspended to your
neck. -
In your wanderings you meet a doe-
tor.
logtor. Ile surveys you at a glance, and,
being inoffensive to him, you are per-
mitted to leave your valuables at the
property -office. A few yards away
there are pigeon -holes, and an attend-
ant to direct you to the one bearing
your number. Into this you put your
boots, and pass on to the bath, where
you stand under a spray, and wait till
the party numbers twenty. You have
just grabbed a bit of soap, when a
whistle blows, and the hot water
showers.
The Only Occupant,
The attendant frantically shoots:
"Only three minutes." Thus spurred,
you scrub as though the Day of Judg-
ment were imminent. True to his
threat, the attendant again blows the
whistle, the water stops by magic, and
you are left with an eye full of soap.
In this plight your first business—and
you mast work strictly to the program
—15 to recover your boots from the
pigeou hole,
Then you take a towel, and.pass to
the drying -room. From here you go
to true dressing -room, receive a bundle
of new underclothing, and take a seat
bearing your number. Being garbed
in the new set of "undies," you remove
a clean, bright blue dressing -gown
from the peg behind you, and wait
luxuriously,
In a moment a German prisoner em
tors and shouts "Vim hondredtun5
van!"
"Isere you are, Fritz!" yon bawl, and
up he comes, smiling, with your 110501,
warns from its baking. You put it ou,
and feel, for the first time for years,
that you are the only living thing in •
it.
In exchange foe your identity: discs
you claim your valuables at the pro-
perty-ofllce.
So eilicient is this system that 400
then pass through the bath and its at
tettdant processes every horn',
THE FIEND OF THE DESERT
Treacherous Mirage Was Serious
Handicap to British in East.
The British forces in the Darden.
elles and in Mesopotamia were fie/l-
onely handicapped by the treacherous
mirage, which turned everything
topsy-turvy, and often distorted the
very object of their gunfire, or,wy
t1
was worse, confused the position e'
their own men and that of the emerg
50 that shells intended for the Turks
landed on their own forces.
In his recent book, To Bngda•! tail
the British, Mr, Arthur T1Pot ;n,.
Clark cites two incidents in which
the illusion upset calculation:. There
was heavy fighting on the way tr
Amara, 00 says, but it was disturbed
by the beastly mirage. Suddenlf a
maven behind appeared to bo walk-
ing in the air. Mud village,, of the
Arabs Pose and fell as if on a rill!ng
sea. A Winery lance appeared !11 the
distance—only to disappear or grarJ-
ually move away.
In the advance to Basra in the
some campaign the Turks were rout-
ed. The boats on the river increased
the speed of the rout by dropping
sells in from the side. But the men
on the gunboats soon foiled that their
guns were the only ore; in action.
They thought it strange that the lend
batteries should stop when there wag
such a good horvest,fn store for their
spells! The explanation, trade clear
at last, was that, although the enemy
was plainly visible from the high
decks of the boats, the rcirentiug
Turks weee completely co er:10d
from the eyes of the British on Inn.1
hy the 0
infragr,
that fiend of the
desert
The 1taints seemed to bo
growing in the ah' and to rise mei
l
fall like the sides of a greet bellows,
As for the Turlcs, they ,teither reed
nor fell. They wore nowhere.
To iremovo scales quickly and ea5'
ly soak fish int waren water ift•at.