The Clinton News Record, 1919-1-2, Page 6Tonio, The Clown
117%iunded; iVoaponlon, in a War Pospit01, Ile Played Hig
"Little Joke a fl10411011 COUVage•
By F,dna Howell.
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ClIAPTEftITL
Totkin s,prang ent of bed inth the
movnlight, '
The loan lifted hie two .liande to
hire,
"130 quiet! Oh, do mit Move!" cried
T •
"°41 WI' US toqt 11iS .11S S till
Thither, .
Wham; than the white moonlight
bine Toni'e lace, "Whitt"—he
etammored—"what do you -went of
'the? What do you want of ine?" ho
eriod to Moroi, balmicingon his
white-uaretaged feet, 111Q1 -0I$ of
pain, •
The eick man's monotonous 140/3-311,"
BWOred hini. Rina, Rine, Baal"
He looked at Timrio and a faiikt stone
twitched his lips,
"You take nie—MD—for your—for
Rine 7 " said Tonio
The deliriOng man nodded • and
reached out his him& .to Toxtio
"Rim! Rine!" he called softlY and
smiled.
Slelvly as 8 man moves in a dream,
Tonto moved closer. The Moon now
elothed.his white' figure, his head
bandaged in its white turban, in
sirci1 iiitoj and heo'stood looking
down en Moroi:
"Eh," said Moroi in 8 lucid mo-
ment, "rhe was 'one of those•women
that a man can't forget—can't live
without, don't you understand?"
Tonie's head suddenly 'fell against
his breast like a weight, too heavy to
hold up and he sank bask against his
cot as from a bloW
At that the man looked up again
and called to him fretfully, "Rine,
aren't yen ever coming?"
With inarticulate tenderness a
soft, voice, answered him, "Si, euro—
'os, clear, I am here!" .
Morosi's, feverish hand closed tight-
ly over the clown's and he Slept,'hold-
in it tight.
The surgeon, /4 his early morning
visit, found the. half -fainting figure
of Tonle, his stlifenect. fingers still
tight .in that vise, and as the surgeon
unclasped his hand, the sick man
openedhis eyes again and s'eepily
murmured, "Rina!"
It would have worn out an ordin-
ary man but with steady faithfulness
Tomo nursed his enemy, He spoke
old phrases,. soft terms that Rina
alone used and they never failed to
quiet the 51e11 man.
That Nary Thursday as he wasi
bending over Morosi, Tonio.,stopped
thc gay words., with the sense some
one was ,standing behind him. It was
Rine. She stood watching him. How
long she had lieen there he did not
know. Surgeons, muses, had come
end gone and he had paid little at-
tention. His heart stopped com-
pletely then with swift short throbs
beat madly on.
She stood more like some spectral
spectator -than a wdman, leaning over
the foot of Morosi's bed; only her
eyes were riveted on Tonio's face and
seemed starting out of her head. She
was distning to a strange love -mak
ing, listening eo her own words and,
they were wonderfully tender.
Once Tolilo'e %wee lifted. In a long
.Penetrating glance lie elm her us ho
hadknown her. She was tio longer
a girl from Moms City or from any
01 She was dresaed iu the long ago.
A browo velvet bodice?, was drawn
with silken laces and showed the love-
ly contour of Ilea hens, while soft
against beg :face Was the . white
batiete, with bishop sleeves of the
same caught in with bands of brown
velvet; below was the apron of Ro-
1111111 stripes, the colors of the rain-
bow, Round the neck, so low that
they rested' on the broad bosom,
which 11011 rose and fell. with deep
, breathing, 'were three strings 'of
Scarlet oorals which bless the wearer;
!enameled drops fell from her oars.
:The brown velvet of the bodiee was
! the same brown as her eyee. On her
head was the whete• ,VItzoletto, its
eiribroiclered fringe just touching her
ehouldera.
j Tenio eaw every detail; not a thing
escaried him. He beciconecleeher to
tako his place but, she -shook her
, head; besides, Maros' would not have
unclasped his grasp and was in _that
state of delirium which would eot
permit him to know the difference.
Tonle 'went on ae if entirely uncon-
scious of her. "Yee, yes, care mio,
I shall never leave you. I am here,
I close. beside you, Yes, I am listen-
ing." ' Then . came a long. sigh, not
from the dying man but from the
clown. "What -what is it ---I cannot
hear—oh, he was a funny fellow—a
clown, yes, yes --he forgave and for-
got long ago—'1
There was a' movenfent from the
woman at the fool% of the bed.
Yes—dear—dear-1T— came the
soft Words front the clown. He
changed his weight to his other foot
sm-as to relieve the pressure on his
wound .
- The surgeon watehed at the foot of
the bed. The dying man's hand
clasped over the,' clown's, a smile of
ineffable peace elosed_about his lips.
. Not once had the eyes of the wo-
man standing at the foot of the ,bed
Ised on every move and gesture. the
hifted to Morosi; they remained fix-
' clown made.
WO. a soft sigh Morosi slipped
far away.. e
It was only then as Tonle' raised
hislieaci, the bright brown eyes vivid-
ly alight; that he shrugged and with
the shrug turned to the woman at
the foot of the bed. She moved.to-
wards him, as if impelled by some
irresistible force, her hands reaching
out .10 the clown's., .
I „always must have my little—
joke, playing- a part," said -Tonio
shyly. Perhaps it was the only time
in his career that an inedience of any
kind had Seen the great artist em-
barrassed. A sigh escaped him, and
he stood as the eyes of nurse and sure
meona and -of Rine were fixed or. Min,
a strangely appealing, wistful figure
that held, them Ali. -He- had played
to a finish the part opants—had set
hearts op fire with the holiest joy
hearts can -know.
HOW CANADIANS
WON THE V.C.
DEEDS or VALOR IN CLOSING
DAYS OF WAR
"For 'Most Conspicuous Bravery, De-
votion to Duty and Initiative,"
Highest Honor Awarded.
The London Gazette gives an official
account of .how Lieut. Graham Thom-
son Lyall, 102n11 Battalion, 2nd Cen-
eral Ontario Regiment, won the Vic-
toria Cross. The official citation say%
that the Cross was awarded for "most
sonspicuous brawery,and skillful lead -
Jug 'during operations north of Cam-
brai. On July 29 last, while leading
a platoon against Bourlon Wood, he
rendered invaluable support to a
leading company which was. 'Aid up
by a strong point, which he captured
by a flank movement, together with
18 prisoners, the field gen, and; four
machine guns. Later his platoon, now
nuch weidiened by casualties, was held
up by :machine guns at the southern,
end of Bourlon Wood. Collecting any
nmn available' he leds them tewards a
strongpoint anti springing forward
alone, . rushed the position single.;
handeciekilkd the officer in charge and
enbsequently captured at this point
45 prisoners and five machine guns:.
Having made good his final objective
with a- further capture of 47 prison-
' ers, he consolidated the position and
thus protected the remainder of the
company. On August 4, in he neigh-
borhopd j of .Blecennt, when command-
ing aeweak ,compatly by ekililul dis-
poeitions he captured a steongly de;
funded position, which yielded eiglitY
prisoners and 17 machine gene. Dure
ing two days' operations, Lyall had
thus.capturecl altogether 8 officers, 182
other eanki, 26inachine guns emd one
field gun; exclusive of the heavy cas-
ualties inflicted. He showed through-
out the. etinos•t valor and high powers
of command, .
Through Barrage to Outpost.
P10. G. S. P. Nunney, 141.M.,
88th 13attalioo, Eastern Ontario Regi-
ment, is vented a Victoria Cross, ac-
cording to the Gazette, for 1110/41 C011-
ispieuous bravery' durhig .operatione
against the Drobourt-taueant 11110 oti
September 1 and 2, 1018," 0)1 Sep-
tember 1, when his battalion was in
the vieinity of. Vice and Artoi, pree
paratoty te advancing, the enemy laid
down a, heavy barrage and counter-
attacked. leitniney, who at this
time 110.5' at company headqoartere,
immediately on his Own initiatiVe,
, proceeded theollgt the barrage id the
eempany °inquiet. 1hie, goleg front
poet to post, encouraging the men by
111Z OWn fearless example, The enemy
were repuleed and a ceitical eituation
:owed, tering the attack Of Septette
bar 2, his clash continually placed hint
in advance of Ms coMpanions. His -
leitelees example uncloubtecity helped
es' greatly to cerrythe eompantaforiVard
to its objectives. He displayed
throughout the highest degree of valor.
until severely wounded.
Pte. Walter L. Rayfield, 7th Bat-
talion, l3ritish Columbia Regiment,
according te the 'Gazette secures the
Victoria Pross for most conspicuous
bravery, devotion to .duty and blithe.,
tive during:the. operations 'east of
Areas from September 2 to September.
di 1918. Ahead of his company he
rushed -a trench occupied by a large
party of the enemy and -personally
•bayonettedetwo and captured ten men.
He later located and engaged with
great skill under constant rifle fire
an enemy sniper, who was causing
many casualties; He then rushed the
section of the trench front which the
sniper -had been operating and so
demoralized the enemy by his coolness
and .daring that 80 others surrendered
to him. Again, regardless of personal
safety he left cover under a heavy
machine gun fire and carried a badly
wounded comrade. His indomitable
courage, cool foresight, and daring re-
connaisanco were_ invaluable to his
company commander and an inspira-
tion to all ranks,
BUT GREAT BRITAIN DID!
Royal Navy is Foundation Stone of
the Allied Success in War.
The American Admiral Sims, ad-
dressing recently the journalists of the
'United States, aid: ---"There has boon
an idea in the American mind that the
American 'Navy had been' doing the
bulk of the work over liere—at least
1111011. That is not correct.
'The statement had been made in
American newspeperti that, by a Mir-
acle of efficiency, their Fleet had
brought a minion' and 'a half of troops
to title side of the Atlantic in the
Couese oe a few weeks,
"We/ didn't," said Admiral Stets,
"but Great Britain did. She brought
oyey tieetlitrcls of them, and escorted
-
a hall. We escort only a half of the
merchant vessels that come over." The
reason, he tontinued, why the :British
shave been able to do thiS is "becatise,
np la the North See somewhere, 114
lying the. great British Grand Fleet.
They can do thie woak because the,'
British Graffa Fleet its so powerful that
the German High, Seae Fleet has 10
stay at home, if a catastrophe slioula
happea ti the British Gland Fleet,
there is 11.0 pewee on earth that can,
aatn US, *for then the German High
Serie Fleet canemote out auct sweep
the imam The. Ciraild Pleat is
the founitatiometone of the cause -of
theewhole of the Allies,"
This Is it tine Mid generous tribute
from the Americao Navy to the super;
latiVe iMportattee ot th.e work which
the Britiali Navy- haa s,ocohipllslie,d 1s8
the war, says a Lohdon newellaner.
DepriVed oli. hoe Fleet Goemany
sinke at_ence to the peettioe of a sixtla
into naval poWer,
aa.
nod..•
Young fowl cart be ;indeed by 'the
elfin of its feet. With yening ellickene
the eltin is tender elId there is net
nmeli fat, An .ohleil thieken has
hard arid seely *elcin Mend the feet,
ISARP11$ 'FOCH
.41:IE VICTOR
DESCRIBED SY A !PERSONAL ANG
INTIMATE FBMNio,
A Vivid Aporeclatien of the Allied
Commander -In -Chief Who Nos Won
The World'al-BratItude, •
Miele is tr,' tomtit Sohlier,
great Chureineau, and a groat gentle -
Men. , No has finno$, 'toiled Prussian
tyranny in the (11151, 1)0 hies .holdit; re-
effiemed the Christian creed; and hag
borne witnees to the Catholic faith,
and rem:mete in hinmelf those qualb
ties which in four and a half yearS
have iierVed tO'bind 111 th)115so1111118
MAY his country with ow: own,
)3'och's eoldierly heet itt partialiseto 110
ascribed to atavieni, for although his
father waa a .elvillan functionary, hie
mOthee vtatt tho danghter of an officer
whose dietingelehed eervicee'in Spain
were nothel ana rewarded by Napoleon.
Like most great eolcliers,, ' he was
'bowl in modest circutestances, and,
like malty great eoldiers, his boyhood
showed little sig -mot coming greatness.
Ills Mk:cation eras carried 011 In
si'mrlotts towns where", his father's
dates eansod Min to reside, was com-
pletedat a fainoes Jesuit institetton
at Metz, and rounded off, like that of
his friend, Lord ICItchoner, with a few
moths' service in the, Firaneo,Prus•
sian, War: .
In 1907 Clemenceau WaS Prime Min -
toter, and—all honor to him—lie an -
Meted on the command 'of the Ecole
Superieure de Guerre being, bestowed
ortj the !militant artillery officer who
had, meant:1111e, pushed his way gitiet-
ly to brigade rank. Thus Poch's "Tao -
tics" became the text ,book ()fettle
French Army, loodh's teaching the tuil-
vernal, prescription for every officer
who wished to advance in his profes-
sion, Foch% example the Ideal for
every French soldier to set before 111111.
self. -
Arch.Apostle of the Offensive.
As 4 tactician he was—as he is—
the arch-aPostle of the offensive, and
never wearied in advocating the prim-
ary importance of the attack, the
mere thought' of which Is to buoy the
moral and build the character of the
soldier.
"A chief 'should evenorder an at-
tack which Promises no immediate
material advantage, solely as a moral
precaution, on the principle that an at-
tackiug mood is a pre -requisite even
to a good defence." If Foch had held
no actve command in., the war, hissia-
flueece would still have permeated,
not only senior officers, hut the count-
less students in arms who had been
saturated with his doctrine.
For four years he presieed over the
great military school, and the stamp
he set on it is indelible. Then in 1911
Hun insolence exhibited itself, and
France smelt"Powder. Foch, after a
few months with a division, was post-
ed in command of the 20111 Army
Corps statioreed in Lorraine, which in-
cluded in its cativo the 111h --"Division
of Iron," and the 89th--"Divlsion. of
Steel."
• In. 1912 General Foch attended the
Autumn Manoeuvres hi England. He
was selected by the French Govern-
ment to represent France oit an '00'
0415011 considered to be of some impor-
tance. The operations ,of mimic war-
fare were to be on an unusually ela-
borate scale. Generals Haig and
Grierson were to command the oppos-
ing forces; aircraft was beam em-
ployed. Wm the first time, and staff
work was to be thoroughly tested. The
French genera- lodged together with
the King and Sir John French—who
Was Chief T.Jinpire for the Manoeuvres
-,at Trinity College, Cambridge,
Foch spoke little English, or, like
many Frenchmen, professed to speak
but little English; little, however,
that was said, and nothing. that WaS
done, escaped him. Hie overflowing
good humour and sense Of fun, hies evi-
dent profound Inemeiledge of his call-
ing, Ida quick al:Prehension of things
which might seem foreign to him, and
his perpetual cigar, were the points
which struck all who came in tench
with him. One evening at dinner in
the tollege hall a, "promising" staff
officer propounded the rather haeknei-
ed and slightly embarrassing ques-
tiou, "If France should fight Germany,
hole Many men would sho really ex-
pect us to send to hor support?" aSencl
nie one man," was the answer. .1 will
take perstinal care that lie shall be
slain in the forefront 'of the battle;
and we shall have the British nation'
injarms to evenge him."
An Army of Athletes,
For four dayS the Freneh general
followed closely the movenients of -tho
troops. One of the officere, who, 1111 Et
fluent French speaker, wee deputed to
attend him, asked him what struck
him most as regards the work and
evorth 0)1 11)0 British soldier. "First,"
he replied, "the ludicrously small size
Or your army: imeonely, the keennese
or the officers; •and thirdly, the pate
et the infantry Ile making an attack
across the open. How eau they keen
11 )19?' It 18 es if they were all trained
ruun.orma The officer explained that
this was.. partly clue ' to the habit of
playing gamine and especially to our
sYstem of regimental sports. . "01,"
..sald Foch, 0"11. WO had regimental
sports In Femme, the colonel would
haws to win emery tweet 0.0. 11111(0
the -thing go!"
The -operations panned put a little
inconeltisivelyabut they gore Foch a
etrong and plea:ant taste jot the Bib'
tell Army, and established a firm and
lasting. between him and
the goldier who ivas to come to the'ttid
of Franco two years later, .
Foeli Was 'early eixty-theoe whem
at the head of his splemlid 20111 Comm.;
he Put ifie eheories to the' test end
protract himself tie groat in tho field as
he had bee11 in the motoseloriel eliair,
Although etratogg wee in the haude 00
General Jolted, Poch was able to vin-
dicate Many of his pet tectieel 00110111'
1101111, as niell as to show 1111110011 a
',Mat loader oe. ll1cn ,olul it te not
alines in, thee° hustling clan Of tole.
phone aml et/Pee/Mee to remember
that foe the first twelve menthe et the
will' In his own Maier halidwalting.
• .
Feel) pointed a loeit totter e1017 (1,3'
to Me saner,
Priticel Hemel ficeetted.
Militeey leletery 10111 111111)1
detail' of Weelfe exploit,: with tho
valiant fith Anne ngijihnit the het
groat German ourneli; thee 001)10 500
seaward, ;Met before the Atli of elite
wean of Me ladenlitable enerr,y
ing theee oriticel liours: when the'fate
-of Ypres trembled in the balaneo. Nor
will It page over his' nettvitiee during
Um whole or 1935e-whi1e hie brain wise
eagerly working out an oftensve 18111611
111 the following Year elm Willi to set
afoot, and' teem evIllele "-linked as it
was to the empoth action et tee Pito
tish Army—Geethany began to Miter`
411:idiTion.ththe day, MONO; that the open-
ine note of the wee iemuclod until the
moment when he hospitably 01)1411'-
11 111 ceatemptuously1dbunlesed,
the Geernan signatoras -lei the Armis-
tice, Foch 1lEIS never nemetited a full
day's holiday, atol seldom enjoyed a.
fell night's reat.
A hurried 10)11110, to Italy In Noveul-
Inr, t9]'/e-when, 51 concert WWII (or,
rather, in control o)1three Prime
-Minh:tem he made good the piens for
the (le:fence ancl security 01 111y—bas
been his ecile ititerlude strenuoue
work on the Western Front.
Keynoto of Suceess.
in Doulens, in the hour of suprenie
strife and stress which marked the
Easter of 1918, a little council of war
decided to entrust Foeli with supreme
eonunand from Switzerland to the sea.
Be 11 known that there was no warna-,
er advocate of this step than the -Bri-
tish Comnitinder-in-Chief.
He knew by experience that, the
Marshal of France would,leave to the
Marshal of England 'a iferfeetly tree
hand to dliect the great armies which
another British marshal had ralaed;
and experience has since gone to prove
that mutual loyalty of purpose and re-
ciprocal confidence have given the
keynote of success.
Before Foch delivered his great Jul,y1
stroke he told the Premier that he
must accord him a long morning in or-
der to unfold to him the plan. of coun-
ter-attack.
"I do net want to he your plan,"
said M. Olereenceau, "I might not un-
derstand it, and I should certainly not
interfere with it. Ge ahead. Do as
Y011 think right. 13oat the Boehm that
is all I ask."—G. A.
DELIVERY IN ALASKA
Letters Are Carried to Interior On
Sleds Drawn by Dogs;
The mails -in Alaska recently have
been seriously 'delayed and impeded
by a lack of fish.
It is winter most of the year in
that Arctic territory, and during the
cold months the /flails are carried to
1 the interior of Alaska on sleds drawn
liy dogs.
The dogs arefed on fish, bought in
quantities, frozen. But latterly there
has been a scarcity oi fish.
The Alaskan dog wentsefish to eat,
and nothing else satisfies his raven-
ous appetite. He vastly prefers it to
meat, raw or scooleed, es,Fisheis what;
he has been broughtmwon.- The nat-
ural history- booke assert . that the
canine brute is an Omnivorous animal,
but this -remark 'dabs -not apply t� the
dog of Alaska. He; will staiwo before
he will touch anything of vegetable
origin, even a biscuit. ,
Owners of mail teams tried starva-
tion, but it didn't work. The dogs,
liefore they would Conseut to eat corn-
meal mush' or other such truck, be-
came so emaciatedand weak that they
could not pull the sleds.
Dog -team mail routes in Alaska
average 200 miles -in length. In de-
liveeing postal zeititter to theepeople
of the interior last winter these teams
pulled loaded sleds 176,700 miles Over
the trails of the frozen country.
,Dog -teams, polling 500 pounds of
mail each trip, give to Nome, on the
northern shore of the frozen -up Ber-
ing Sea, a regular twice -a -week mail
delivery. over 1200 miles of trail
through the winter seasen from Cor-
dova when postal 5011 10 by steemer
is impossible on account of solid ice.
From points on the main Cordova -
to -Nome route other carriers with dog
teams start, serving raimerous distant
villages. Thus`, for, example, mails for
Poiet Barrow (the northeastermost
point of Alaska) leave'lle main route
at Solomon, a short dietetic° east of
Nome. From Solomon a dog team
makes regular tieti?'to 'Kotiebue, talc-
ing the nfitite beybent theaArctie
280 miles• and from Ieotzeube another
teiun starts fol? Point Barrow, 650
miles farther noeth.
Tire:cover this' dfstante of 650 milee
merely once iniglit well be considered
a remarlceble'peeformance,,jbut the
man whose 'clog 'team does the work
has a conteact-with the-postidlice Dee
pertinent to make three wound trips
each whiter (froM November 1 to
May 10), carrying'000 potrids oh each
northbeund trip -and 800pouinds on
eachssouth_bould_lto.u_rteLy.
GOAL Fi9L6S PF PRANCE.
.New Deposite Reoently Ritmo in the
Rhone Basin.
-The fact that in tiorinal times
France consumes approximately ono!
third rliore coal than it prodoces—oe
a total coneureplion of 18,009,000 tons
vaeious inteeeete-to make it
E10111011 1:01' addittonal coal ilolds in the
republic.' Several surveye gaVO
910111181, 'Or. 11110,1,,14 emre interrupted
by 1110 0011. I 1,1W0101j 111105 tigatione
in the Blume lemie, in tile vicinity of
Lyon, linve lit en ia preset:we ror some
time, 181.1. 11191(114 1 egarditits the same
have been- recto:111y made litublie, It
has bee11 found that there arc three
thin layers of coin 4)00011 1,000 feet be,
lew the stinface, eatilt layer beinglese
than 8 -feet thick, while at lower levels
are *101115 0 10 10 feet thick. Tho ex-
tent of these 'deposits is not known,
but it Is ihought Unit they will be of
considerable local importance became
of the large inamifeeturinis iiitereste
at Lyon. Tho (iota iS prirtimilarly
1311110(1 to gas product fon, It in said,
Cold whipped cream put oo top of
the eup of oeffee is an, abominations
cooling the bete -mega as well ae being
deli-Went:al to the (laver.
Taints )or ;The Home Deese:in-:her,
The leogth of ma teelal. to be ai
lowed when cuttiog reifies is one ands
0 half times the length required
when liniehed, onless the ruffle is
wished' very - full, then twice tile
length must be salloived. ..lOcie box
plfeits, thime tines the length is
needed; for itilting by maehine, three
times the length.
To prevent, erushing -velvet; . when
bowleg 11, pub a small piece -of velvet
pIle dowowarde under the thumb that
holde the work,
In cutting velgot great Care 1111101
be takcie se thet hall luttles alike on
looking limns tho top cloWnwarcle.
This car easily be aseertained hy
lvet in . the hand and to do these things line cundenuted
holding the ve
through imitation of the halate and
simmers of their elders. "Thank
you," and "If you pleitse," and "EX -
ease Me, pleaee," tOrne early to the
tongue:11 they ars frequently heard,
and th buy Who sees hisefather riee
when a lady coulee into the room will
instinctively follow ' Li11.11.0 exarrinle,
010i1 with vevy little direct instruc-
tion. 'Good mannere at table are so
eecessary to the comfore of everyone
eanceraed that rnothem will hardly
negletit to watch and direct thelr chil-
(leen 111081 carefully in 'this rept,
11- is very eaty to teach children the.
right use of the knife and fork. Lo
ask for whet they want politely, and
to thew their food quietly, To fail
looking .eivw.igeway. down it; orko malty a num as 0 boor :Mel 8 nuisance.
lack of m
ether. The pile of velvet or velve, tIn Other .word, mannere otter make
he uteri; cert00111)11117y the j an -
AY it will ehade lighter than the
teen feels roughed 'toward the hand nere nmy unmake hint
t'hon ibis rightly placed, and should . •
be brushed in the contrary direction
to other Materials; thus, you would
brueh a 'velvet bodice from the waist
to the throat.
yci.ti cannot deelde which is the
right and wren side of twilled 1111.1-
1ork! I, bold' the eelvedge down 1511 a see
that the ttvill goes from iiglm to lel
upwards.
It is on pressing that so muci, of
the well finished appearance of a gar-
stlant depends. Peessing, although
dene with an froneis not Ironing, but
a real pressing, of a hot iron system -
al -featly on differeet parts, The iron
,
RUMOR. IN THE PARLOR pAR
--
A Pullman Porter Tells Some Funny
Stories.
That, the professional gravity of a
sleeping -ear porter often conceals a-
101180 of humor is indicated by an
article ill a 'recent number of the Am-
erican Magazine, the author of which
is a porter Who has been travelling
back end forth on -the Twentieth Cen-
tury Limited between New York and
Chicago for the last sixteen.yeare.
Probably the frenniest thing I ever
must be heavy and not too notespes
sew, he sire's, was a very tat lady
chilly for woolen gocids; as they axe falling out .01 ztn .upper berth, ta
very liable to scorch undee a eveey cannot 111899(11 now because we have
hot iron. Try a piece of the stuff straps 011 the sides of 1110 berthe to •
with the iron before touching; the gar- prevent accidents of that sort. But in
mente then you will see what heat it the old days there 11010 no such safe- j
1 guards, and when the train rounded
In pressinga coat or waiet, preis a curve the fat lady toppled out. It
the Seams from the armhole to waist. was a wonder she was not injured;
T1111t
be careful with the curved eeams,
that they are in exact curve and are
net stretched when pressing,
but all theft got MIA WEIS, her vanity.
It happened in the in,ld of night, and
I Win, of course, to pick her up, She
For pressing seams in sleeves, coy- was frightened and kept saying that
el' a rolling pin br roll ofwood, or , she was killed, but nfter togging at
roll up several 'magazines tightlY,I IlOr for n while I said.
wrap with fine thread and cover with "Madam, for a dead person 7011 0101
some suitable material to make the mighty lively. Yee, eir, Mighty live -
roll smooth to press on. These ere 1"
better to use' than a sleeve board, as
just the point of the iroo can be rub:.
bed up the seant without touching the
other part of the sleeve, as in some
materials -the mark 'oe the fold will
ehow through to the right side if iron-
ed flat. Such ..an ironing roll will
also be found useful when pressing
other parts of a dress, especially curv-
ed seam5. and little parts of a dress
that cannot be pressed otherwise.
When pressing Seams in vesw thick
-cloth, 'rub a little soap inside of
seams and press the iron over it.
When pressing very thick pieces, such
as the hem or facing up of a skirt,
put right side down on the board, not
on the blanket, and press .from the
wrong side.
Kilted skirts and flat pleats gen-
erally require careful pressing to
keep them in form, especially if they
are not taped at the back. Do not
press them on a blanket, but just
cover the skirt -board with a sheet
and place the pleats right side down
011 it. Press With a hot—beat not too
hot—hon. If the material is very
thick or springly, place a damp cloth
over the pleats and prose entil the
cloth is dry. Po not, however, make
the cloth very wet. In pressing;
curved seams it is well to use a
hard, round cushion or pad,, inch as
tailors use.
Meat Substitutes. -
With meat prices at the highest al-
titude within the memory of man,
substitutes are eagerly looked for.
These will be found very palatable.
Kidney Beim Stew.—One and a
hall cups of driedekidney beans, two
cups of calmed tomatoes; half cup of
rice, twit tablespoons flour, one onion,
one tablespoon salt. Wash the beans,
put in a covered kettle and soak
over night in two quarts of cold wa-
ter. Cook slowly in water he which
they weresoaked. If necessary,
add more water to cover and continue
'the cooking until they are tender,
usually about two hours. Wash the
rice, cut tip the 0111011 and add, with
tomatoes, to beans. C.00k until rice
is tender, about thirty minutes. Mix
flour with cold water and stir in care-
fully to thicken. A email piece of
salt peak cut; up in .culies and added
to the beans at the beginning of the
cooking improves the flavor.
Calcutta Rico,—Two cups rice, two
cups tomatoes, half pound: of choose,
one tablespoon Salt, peppers and cel-
ery or 'onions added if desired. Boil
rice, mix with tomatoes, grated
dices° and seasoniege and pour into
baking :lisle Bake half hour. If
peppers or celery are uscel, cut up
and boil with rico. These (1151100
have as much building material as a
ponntl and a half of solid Intuit.
Savory Spaghetti and Kidney Beans
--One cup spaghetti, two cupfuls
deied kidney beans, ono te0590011 salt.
Wash and sorik the beano over night,
add the emit and cook until tender.
13roaic spaghetti into pieces about an
inch long, 06011 in boiling' salted wa-
iter until sofa. Drain and rime ivith
,cold waters Melte,: a tomato eauce
as follows: Three tablespoons fat,
ehree thbleepoons flour, two cups
etenved tomatoes. Melt; tlit fat, add
the flour and cook until bubbling.
Add the tomato and cook all natil
thickened mut well blended. Mix-
tog.etiun. the eooked beans, spaghetti,
and gtonutto entice, season with salt,
popper and red pepper, and setve hoG,
This. May be Varied by substituting
one ,0119 or More of boiled rice for
the PpaglietLi,
Coed Moutons
To teach ehildren geed mannere
meet be the Work of eroey day and
hour, "Lille upon liee" they will
Imam the littIo colietefeee, Children
nett so imitative that 7011 suneh I'd hen, auwaal ret envie eroni her
this will he tmecinseionely acquired eeeeeta,
y.
The next day she saw how funny it
all was, and she enjoyed the incident
as much as eve did.
Another time I was watching an old
lady say trood-bye to her daughter.
We see many -pathetic farewells, you
know; but this one was so sad that it
almost ;nought tears to my eyes.
When the train started I said to the
old lady:
"You must be going a long dietance,
madam. It does feel like a wrench,
doesn't 11?"
The old lady nodded her head and
sobbed out, "Yes, it ist I'm going in
Knoxville to stay two weeks."
Knoxville was thirty miles up 'The
road.
One of the first questions that pas-
sengers always ask a porter is, "Have
you ever been in wrecks?" I have
been in several; but the most inter-
esting was the one in which thee°
trains got jammed up together just
outside Cleveland few years ago.
That was most peculiar wreelf in
many ways: two trains had collided
OD an outside track, and the force of
the collision jammed one traiu or: to
the track 011 NV111011 the Twentieth Cen-
tury Limited WaS speeding: Aboet
twenty seconds later, much too soon
for any, signals to be set against us,
along tee came anti ploughed through
this wreck, killing a lot of people, but
it.,rejlaAsti,:telte;i1111o-811111011011 up
been going on here'? We've been in a
jwilkeenicd' tilialsVena:11;111‘1)'02:af tor it had hara
not killing anyone on our train,
his berth, emoking a cigar! He looked
up at me sleepily, ancl in a p.oevish
were out until an hour later, when I
went back and saw a stout man, still
in his pyjamas, sitting on the edge of
tone said:
my head. The first thing I always
think of in a wreck is to get ont and
train. That is, I thought all the ()there
a cemplete somersault and landed on
see what's happened; end so I got 'out
together with all the others in the
morning, and 1 was doziag in my
chair, when all of a sudden I turned
"Say; George, what the dickens has
That was obot t-cve o'clock in ,the
ginother evrecic once when my
inly are powerful sleepers.
another train but
did not receive much injury itself, and
inan in a berth "slept. throtigh the
entire thing and never knew wo had
been in a wreck uotil seven o'clocic the
noxt moreing.
Townshend of Coostalitteople-
One of the lions of tho munieut 11)
General Townsheml, who, after being
so, long prisoner in Turkey, ie doub-
ly able to appreciate the turning, oil
the tide. 'Unlike inaily other prisoners
who had fallen into enemy hancle, Gen.
Townshene seems to have. boon quite
well treatecl, and was described dur-
ing his term of captivity as "the best -
dressed man in Constantinople."
Title retails the amusing meesage
which he Beet by wireless from Ieut to
London in tho early part of 1916. Ile
slated that he would be wantlug 1,1
eveting-elothes tet, an early detol
Thera were some who took this
seriously, mut woudurod why a Britielt
temeral should trouble himself. over
such trival matters as this- in. war -
1111011.1. tee %vise lniew that the evire
WaS El0111. 10 reassure -1113 !Valli:7 and to
perplex the Tuelte,
Arabs In Science.
- The Arabi: intend-nee:I zimplo Prin.
eiptee into mathemettes atul extended
me nee and applica.tion-of that scieuce,
They added Le arithmetic the decimal
syetem Mid the Arable numer015,
Which are, In:we:vow of libido,: origin,
British Columbia derives one-third
1
'A BEWILDERINC EXPERIENCI?
The True Storyof Teneept, th:
tiTnbi se0;j41.)ewikiering (21951'10110'5 4111
i'
Lauder- describes in 71. Minstrel '1,11
',trance, bee .actlially been shaved
many a poor fellowe-and by matey
another- win> might have cotiiited him-
calczyli,farnhezolilladdidin,st no More than
In a Glatigow bospital- a Man who
had gone- to see a friend- stopped slid
-
:Willy at the side of a Cot. He looked
down .at featuree that ,weee.. familiar
titotniboisn, tiablaz ellioneesitt°.oadttalE(alOtibg831 the
t -
"I say, man," he ashetbat last, ‘.`10,0
ye not Tamen, the' baker?".
un'Idlileool.kroodunudpcdwIenaallilyo.poned, cyce -
"Ay," he said. "Pre Poulson, tiv
baker."
His voice wen weak and he looked
tired. ,
"Well, Tameen, man, what's the
matter wit ye?"' asked the Other, ."I
didim hear that ye were nick or
Cal. it be' that ye ha' been to the war,
num. and we not bearing ef it at
ell?" .
"Ay, I think ee," Buhl Tamson, still
weakly, but 8123 if he were rather glad
ofu chance to talk. •
we'je think so?" .asked hie friend in
greater astonishment then ever. "Man
if ye've been to he Will', do yo tot
know it for sure and certain?" -
"Well, I will toll ye how m is," said
Tamson, very slowly and 115115.17. "I
W80 in the reserve, d'ye ken, And I -
was standing in front of lety hoose -
one day in August, thinkin' of within'
at all. 1 marked a Man who WE10
coming doon the street, .wit a blue
paper in hie heed, and studyin' tho..
numbers on the doorplatee. But
paid no great heed to him nail he
stopped and spoke to me.
" 'Are ye Tamson, the baker?' he
Just asked me—juet am you asked me
that same question the noo, j -
"And- I said to him, just as I said
it to ye, 'Ay. I'm 'Samson, the baker.'
"Then it's Hamilton Barracks for
ye, Tallman,' he said, and handed isle
the blue paper.
"Four hours from the time when he ,
handed 1110 the 'paper in front of my
hoose in Glasgow I wee at Hamilton" ,
Barracks. In twelve hours I Was in ,
Southampton. -In lAkenty hours I was
in Franco. And as soon as I got there
was in a lot of shooting and running
this way and that wjjay, that they tel
me WEIS file battle el the Marne,
"And in twenty-four hours more
WaS 011 my way back to Glasgow. rn
forty-eight hours I woke -up in Stolle
Hill infirmnry, end the nurse was 5117-
1 1141 in my ear, 'Ye're all richt the nom
, Tamson. We ha' only just Amp:at:W:04
littink. I ha' boon to the war.
. but t can 08137 SOY I think so. I only
15110W what I was told. T've 110101 seen
it (4Tleivaltmins tYtV'
lemtrrie store: of Temsom
the baker.
Peace.
!Lovely word, flying like a light across
the happy land
When the buds brenlf and all the
earth is changed,
Bringing back the sailor front his
watch upon the perilled seas,
Re -joining shores long severed and
estranged,
Peace, like the Spring, that makes the
torment dance afrish
And bursts the bough with sap of
beauty pent,
Flower from our hearts into passion-
ate recovery
Of all the Mind lost in that banieb-
inent.
Come to us mighty as a . young and
glad deliverer
From wrong's old canker and out-
dated lease,
Then will we sin41 thee in thy triumph
. and thy majesty,
Then from our throes shall be pro-
• Pared out peace.
Soft J011.
Parmer—Do,you want tt Job
,potatoes?
Tired Tim—Yes' provided it's 11141-
41111' 'one out of gravy,
The Substitute—"No; 1 5001'415110
him his medicine and forgot to shake
it, so I ant doing it 11011."
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